Way to go man you had me in stitches all the way through this I don't think I've laughed this hard in years f****** thank you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂
“Actually *puts on nerd glasses* the average grunt in halo infinite is around 5 1/2 feet tall, therefore the grunt in the beginning of the video is either smaller than average or your about as tall as a Spartan. Speaking of, you and your friend are likely around 7'2 in this video seeing how that’s master chiefs height. And don’t even get me STARTED on the M16 that shoots lazars” ☝️🤓
Juan 60 no scope! Plus I'm definitely playing Juan-lo now Also border patrol, run mis amigos! There were many more things I could add, but I'm on the run from immigration so I can't type it😀
“Why does the Chupacabra need a gun?”
“Times are tough, times are tough.”😂
Name another animal that has tusks.
I loved it too.
😂
i mean when master chief joins ice. you gotta do what you gotta do.
The delivery was 🔥 too
The total commitment to the “he doesn’t speak English” but was COMEDY GOLD 🤣🤣🤣
This followed the storyline closer than the TV series.
@NorgumiOwOfr 😢
Master cheeks ?
🤣
@@derekmcfadyen127 ayo?
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Juan should be a dlc character for halo
Fr fr
Definitely!
Definitely!
Definitely!
Definitely!
One of your best videos yet!!! 😂😂😂
ITS RANCH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes
Master Chief using an AR? Tough times indeed.
That shoots lasers too, its crazy
Not to mention the stock being held on by electrical tape.
M4A1
M16A1 or A2.... didn't realize those were still around lol
@@tpagne6876Armalite Rifle
David PLEASE MAKE THIS A multi-part series 😭😭😭
Ngl that would be cool more halo 😢
Yeah
We Halo fans really be starving for content
It can't be a multi part series, Juan would finish the fight in just one more episode anyway.
“Ohhhh Aaaaliiiens not aliens” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao! This is more lore accurate than the TV series. Chief keeps his helmet on.
“Did Biden send you?” 😂 That was great.
Nope. Indiana Governor Holcomb.
"No scope, baby! Let's go!" 😂😂😂
180 no scope
David is back and he is better than ever in his all new Halo movie! Coming to TH-cam right now!
I was laughing so much at this, this was golden, awesome work David. God bless.
This CGI is a lot better than some recent MCU offerings
That "NO SCOPE BABY LET'S GOOOOOO!!!" HAD ME ROLLING😂
YES 😂
Thanks!
This was amazing! Hilarious! And that Halo costume is very cool, must’ve been pricey.
Loved the humor. Thanks, David!
“Es la chupacabra” got me dyingg
Massively underrated, 10/10 🔥🔥
Appropriately rated! 10/10 🔥🔥🔥
11/10
So good! Your productions look more and more pro with each video
The CG is getting a lot better!
“Oooooo, still not specific enough for us.” 😂
Dude, the epic music when Master Chief came 😍
"are you border patrol" 😭😭
When Juan pointed to his friend as he turned away was hilarious 😂
This cgi is getting better and better 😂❤ love you David been here since vine
Been looking forward to seeing this for awhile well done!
I laughed at the short version, and then went to your page to find this and laughed even more. Super funny. Thanks!
We need this to be a movie😂
A shovel should be a melee weapon in Halo and master chief should say "dig it!" when the grunts fly.
Lol keep em coming. .. Brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great video David !♥Thank you for the video ! ☺♥
This is great! Awesome work from you and your team!
I love the un copyrightable star wars music
Juan just proved himself as being a good asset for the Master Chief and has NO Military background but sure can use the shovel like a Pro.
Right on brother thanks for the content
Glad you are able to keep at it!
Hey Juan, I'm looking for someone to mow my grass it pays $10. If you don't want to do it I'll have David or Josh do it. LOL
Juan would make a great Spartan!!!!!!
You have no idea how much I needed to laugh right now. Thank you so much for this!!! ❣️🙃❣️
I wanna see Juan become a spartan as master chiefs side kick
That was a good quality video.👍
Way to go man you had me in stitches all the way through this I don't think I've laughed this hard in years f****** thank you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂
Amazing video hope there is a part 2.
Jefe Maestro Juan, let's go
Love watching these ty
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you’re the best David!
Bro, you gotta stop😂, not really I'm dying over laughing. Way to represent Oside. Lol😂
Dude your videos are hilarious 😂
David you're Brilliant omg your skits. 😂😂😂
Christ, I've got snot coming out of my nose I'm laughing so hard. No clue why but for some reason this just hits a funny bone
“Actually *puts on nerd glasses* the average grunt in halo infinite is around 5 1/2 feet tall, therefore the grunt in the beginning of the video is either smaller than average or your about as tall as a Spartan. Speaking of, you and your friend are likely around 7'2 in this video seeing how that’s master chiefs height. And don’t even get me STARTED on the M16 that shoots lazars” ☝️🤓
Juan and friends will save the day! I love yo guys! ❤❤❤❤❤
I love how Juan thundercunts the grunt with a shovel
Love watching Juan 😂
The HALO we actually wanted.
This is gold
I would love to have a Juan Skin for Halo coupled with a few Juan-based lines to go with it! 😂
They got RoboCop out here 😂😂😂
Oh my goodness, that had me laughing so hard I was tearing up 😂
Btw epic no scope 😂🎉
These Juan videos never get old.
That was awesome! 😂
Couldn't stop laughing, Great Stuff.
0:36
Master Chief appears, this epic music though.
Damn better storyline than the series😂
"Did Biden send you" 🤣
This is what I live for
Wow that halo armor looked pretty good i womrer how Long that took
1:42 🤣🤣🤣
I Like it! The Shovel is a powerful weapon!
Lol I just found ur channel u guys are hilarious 😂
Awesome!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was that Gustavo Sorola (Simmons from Red vs Blue) playing Master Chief!?! This was awesome!!
I thought the same thing
Juan vs John
An epic battle
It's better than actual Halo😂🎉😂
Someone tell Chief, he has the wrong AR
I love that the grunt had a plasma rifle but master chief was just using a modern day rifle. 😂
Juan 60 no scope!
Plus I'm definitely playing Juan-lo now
Also border patrol, run mis amigos!
There were many more things I could add, but I'm on the run from immigration so I can't type it😀
They’re taking boarder patrol seriously, they got freaking Robo cop out here!
😂
Yooo I remember watching your vines years ago! Cool that you're still around :)
Golden! 😂
Love it! Happy New Year
Power Ranges looking chewie
Better than halo season 1 show
Funniest thing I've seen in a while!
This is hilarious
I didn't expect any illegal immigration jokes but man, that fit perfectly with this concept!
You spelled illegal invasion wrong
His shovel swing is right there with Happy’s.
"Did Biden send you?"
funniest thing I've heard all week
When Disney or Marvel or Lucasfilms gets their heads out of their culos, maybe they can put David in charge of their content from now on.
TOO FUNNY!!! I miss this edgy humor! People nowadays are too chicken to make these jokes anymore
We need master chief to defend America from invading aliens. 😂
Well done, thanks for the video!
Epic music with Master Chief standing there having terrible trigger finger discipline. 😆
“NO SCOPE BABY! LETSS GOOOO!”😂
So great!!! 😂😂😂❤❤
can't wait for the next episode!