@@polocatfan Matthew Patrick: Willy Wonka has committed 60 OSHA violations. Brian David Gilbert, Safety Fan and Bureaucratic Wunderkind (please address him as such): Masahiro Sakurai has committed 1317 OSHA violations.
I gotta get these beds out of my house by Tuesday. Because on Tuesday I'm having a potluck. And I can't have people asking questions about why there's two beds. Can you imagine the questions?
I just noticed that brilliant continuity: "Who does choose to be born, right? Who chooses that?" _Immediately followed by_ "It's me, I'm the one that's gonna do that." *Conclusion: BDG chose to be born*
> ‘that’s a joke. joseph gordon levitt doesn’t exist in any timeline’ > zooms in on red tinted glasses > the adventure zone episode where indrid is introduced came out two weeks before bdg posted this video > bdg is indrid cold confirmed
The ascot? 1880s. Oscar Wilde vibes. The suits and voice? 1940s. John Mulaney vibes. The personality and pure, unbridled chaotic energy? Timeless and frankly its own fucking vibe.
In the wake of Brian leaving Polygon and ending Unraveled, I just wanted to come back to this comp to thank you for being the one to introduce me to him.
I'm willing to feel like a disgusting human being for being subscribed to polygon purely for the sake of seeing BDG content as soon and as often as possible.
Polygon is wonderful, why would you feel like a disgusting human being for being subscribed? I mean I can think of a couple of journalists that aren't great but they don't have anything to do with the Polygon TH-cam channel
@@musicsaves71590 Because hes been sucked into the gamergate community and anyone to the left is a satanic sjw soy beta pedo or w/e ad hominem is being used
8:14 "We also have a bunch of characters that are Sonic robots" What does it say about me as a person that I know that these are not, in fact, robots based on Sonic characters, but rather the Sonic characters themselves turned into mind-controlled robots?
The video that started it all for my introduction to Brian, as well as Polygon. I'm saddened by the end of a great era, but I'm excited to see where the ol' BDG train travels next. Godspeed, you Pokémon edibility connoisseur. ✨✨
3:09 Intelligence officer (Brian David Gilbert) realizes only too late that enemy counterintelligence has tricked his command into deploying a cruise missile strike on a civilian target (2019)
I *accidentally* opened this video, but I love his videos, and I needed this. Thanks for making this vid! Skyrim Book Report was the first I watched. He's so wholesome
Seeing the little thing I never saw originally in this video like the "stop laughing" above Seaman and "I have a type" when Dracula and Richter are described as hot
Every single BDG compilation has only like 15 videos to pick from, and quite often have many of the exact same clips, but I still absolutely love watching each and every single one when I need a de-stress.
1:26 I need to check Unraveled out now. This is too good to ignore. "Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?" is something I never thought about before, and now will likely haunt my subconscious for hours.
If you watch this at 1.5 speed, it feels like brian david gilbert snorted 3 lines of caffeine, he is now manipulating cards with trembling hands and telling jokes with trembling vocal cords, everything is trembling, he can't stop, he will fall in a mental and physical breakdown, but he keeps going because he has years of chaotic energy stored in his prefrontal cortex.
20/1/2021 edit - a third part to this series is up!
Well it's BDG so you should have
Sub 343
100,000*
You're vid was great! Great work! 🤣👏🏼💕
1 like away from 666
Brian David Gilbert pronounces every word so perfectly that the auto captions are almost perfect
Oh god it's true
Oml I just check you're not wrong 💀
It's the theater kid in him
The one issue I found was 'Bowser's Four Sonas' but that's fair enough
Yeah I just keep the auto captions on and I haven’t noticed a single BDG error.
Game theory, broke: Mario is a sociopath
BDG, woke: Mario is a war criminal
“WHAT WAS MARIO DOING WITH THAT *PENGUIN* CHILD”
“They almost act like civilians... OMG they’re civilians.”
Mario has two hands
@14Wolf Games I cant even argue with that ¯\_( ツ )_/¯
@@polocatfan Matthew Patrick: Willy Wonka has committed 60 OSHA violations.
Brian David Gilbert, Safety Fan and Bureaucratic Wunderkind (please address him as such): Masahiro Sakurai has committed 1317 OSHA violations.
A fool of you to think I’m not already
I was watching the botw recipe one myself
I'll never forget Brian calling out Nintendo for making more than one fursona for Bowser so casually. What a vivid thing to watch...
and then he casually protects the fursonas from the horrors of war
HE ALREADY FEELS BASHFUL YOU DIDN'T NEED TO PANTS THE MAN
His delivery was perfect lol
IN THE NAV-
brian quoting that song makes me want to look it up on youtube, but that would also mean I would be listening to Village People at work
the cut is pRICELESS
jdjk7 I don’t see the issue here
*DDR MAX flashbacks intensity*
is where i reported the body
"So, again, they don't even feel like military, they act more like civilians to be honest...
.
.
.
.
...oh my God they're civilians."
The Horror in his eyes
That was such good line reading
Alternative title: A Twink in a three piece suit screams over video games
The Fangirls Guide isn’t that just all of unraveled?
What about twUnk?
He’s more of a twunk
He can be like a man beast, two forms, twink and twunk
BDG with mustache is twunk
How *_D A R E_* YOU *JETTISON* MY GIFT
Buy my bed
I gotta get these beds out of my house by Tuesday.
Because on Tuesday I'm having a potluck.
And I can't have people asking questions about why there's two beds.
Can you imagine the questions?
@thelamenamegame
I'm talking no
- felonies
smokin cigars on beds
I offered him $2 for his bed. He didn't accept it.
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED IN THIS BED
OKAY TH-cam, I'M WATCHING THE VIDEO, EVEN THOUGH I'VE SEEN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF BRIANS VIDEOS AND DONT NEED CONVINCED
Woah Someone with a Zim profile pic in 2019. Are you a god?
Hey Noah if someone asks if you're a God you say YES.
Nice profile picture
Skyrim Book Reᵖᵒʳᵗ
skyrim book repAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HE SPEAKS LIKE EVERY FIRST LETTER OF EVERY WORD IS CAPITALISED
hibiscusflowers This is such an accurate description!
i like to call this the John Mulaney tone
I meant kind of a john mulaney JDBSNS
"if someone comes up and introduces themself to me as 'duke mirage'... My Pants Are Already Off"
The way you have that capitalized (and indeed, the way he said it) makes me want to abbreviate it and use it as internet slang. MPAAO.
I don’t wanna know what that mouth do
Boi I do tho
"That Hyena can *get it* "
I know that Hyena personally, and yes, he is right, he can *_get it_*
@@eliortez5700 Did you not?
*Pat Laughing In Background* is my fav Unraveled character.
im sorry but you didnt include "i am going to throw myself into the sea" the most relatable scene ever
He radiates such bisexual energy it's so great
it's violently explosive bisexual energy
the reason i am in love with him
Um?
That’s classic bisexual hair as well
His fingers are beautiful, nail polish too
*J A Z Z S O L O O F D E P R E S S I O N*
I WHEEZED
Mines jazz solo of the Eclipse
holy frick we share a birthday!
Recitative a reject of your dream job? Wtf
Mine is jazz solo of ruin lol
I just noticed that brilliant continuity:
"Who does choose to be born, right? Who chooses that?"
_Immediately followed by_
"It's me, I'm the one that's gonna do that."
*Conclusion: BDG chose to be born*
Popular opinion: Brian David Gilbert it the best TH-camr
I was gonna say this dude radiates Griffin McElroy energies and then I saw who he worked for.
Griffin energies with a young beardless Travis bod
Why, _and I will only say this once,_ do piranha plant have bone in it?
> ‘that’s a joke. joseph gordon levitt doesn’t exist in any timeline’
> zooms in on red tinted glasses
> the adventure zone episode where indrid is introduced came out two weeks before bdg posted this video
> bdg is indrid cold confirmed
Good comment op
Dun dun d u u n
This is fucking valid
god i automatically made the indrid connection with the red glasses but these other facts?!!??! incredible. bdg=indrid
The ascot? 1880s. Oscar Wilde vibes. The suits and voice? 1940s. John Mulaney vibes. The personality and pure, unbridled chaotic energy? Timeless and frankly its own fucking vibe.
John mulaney sucks
I was thinking his energy resembles a youthful griffin McElroy
Someone once described BDG as "the second coming of John Mulaney, which is wild because we're still in the first coming of John Mulaney"
I’m so glad he has his own fandom my friend and I rejoice every time he uploads glad we aren’t the only ones
i love watching him slowly go insane
I wish the exclamation "ugh, mother of pearl I forgot about goblins!" had more everyday applications.
It ALWAYS surprises me when Brian kicks his own head off. Every time I see it. In any context
"you should be watching brian david gilbert"
me whos seen every episode more than once: god you're so right
id only heard the vaguest whispers about bdg but im 3 minutes in now and you've absolutely convinced me to start watching his stuff thank you 🙏🏼
[high kicks in brian david gilbert]
Surprise!
i'm using this to persuade my friend into watching bdg, and i will get her to
Same but sent this to my baby (bonus: to try and explain bisexual energy to him since he is bi lol)
Laurel same
He is such a theatre major
Castlevania: Twilight of difficult talks with your father.
sounds about right.
Castlevania: Minuet of a Real Shitty Day
fellow March birthday, I got Twilight of Depression
1:48 Just wanna let you know that BDG sings it better here than the actual song. That is TRUE talent
He's got that Mcelroy type of humor that I love so so much
In the wake of Brian leaving Polygon and ending Unraveled, I just wanted to come back to this comp to thank you for being the one to introduce me to him.
Glad I’m not the only one
i respect u so deeply
June Kwon i respect you too! it’s the bdg solidarity
I'm willing to feel like a disgusting human being for being subscribed to polygon purely for the sake of seeing BDG content as soon and as often as possible.
Polygon is wonderful, why would you feel like a disgusting human being for being subscribed? I mean I can think of a couple of journalists that aren't great but they don't have anything to do with the Polygon TH-cam channel
@@musicsaves71590 Because hes been sucked into the gamergate community and anyone to the left is a satanic sjw soy beta pedo or w/e ad hominem is being used
BDG has his own channel you can watch
??????
@@B0K0691
Oh thank god, Polygon is trash
THEY CALLED ME A FOOL! *I AM N O T A FOOL*
Stair Faced Ogre is such a throw away joke that destroys me and I'm delighted you included it. Rep that Wu.
"Why do Pirana Plant have bone in it?"
Is my abosulte favorite line from any of his video.
not to flex but im in love
same
I'm 100% convinced that his little failed magic move at 8:59 was Pat's influence shining through and I think that's lovely
where are his sketches tho
my favourite is lake district walking don’t ask me why
Saturday shorts is too good for human eyes
How do you beat Shingle Jingle tho? (I also like the one where he sings about the UK Government haha,cause Im British and like politics like a nerd)
@@audrey9947 haters try to hate me but i say, n o w a y
@@michaelacheong _Cause my Saturday shorts are on on SATURDAY!_
tumblr recently flagged my reblog of saturday shorts, can yall believe?? to sensual..... though the appeal did work, and he is censored no more
Further applying the “dry/wet” name convention means current BDG is wet Brian, which is amazing
o h m y g o d
No one:
Brian David Gilbert : *places pic of garbage man on wall* ITS ME
Why do piranha plant have bone in it?
BDG is a gift (really so is all of Polygon)
8:14 "We also have a bunch of characters that are Sonic robots"
What does it say about me as a person that I know that these are not, in fact, robots based on Sonic characters, but rather the Sonic characters themselves turned into mind-controlled robots?
"God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished" is really a line i should be using
Me as a fanfic author who started with the idea of a 10k word story which devolved into a (so far) two book series, the second of which is 100k words.
Rewatching all of these reminded me of the "Castlevania game name". Reminding me I am Waltz of Anxiety which is too accurate...
I'm Melody of Apprehension and yea, accurate af lol
I’m Twilight of Sadness and well yep just yep
I'm Minuet of Sadness.
Paso Doble of that feeling when your toes go all tingly
I'm Minuet of Anxiety
Pat is like a laugh track, but only for REEALLY good jokes, and he contributes to the show.
So many high kicks in that suit, BDG must have an amazing tailor.
The day I stop enjoying "why do piranha plant have bone in it?" is the day I die.
“I have a type” LOL
His delivery of “snayke maayn” makes me laugh every time
it's one of my absolute favorites! (along with "where's my guy toad man"?)
2:52 Pat is such a mood. Also, I love the unravelled series so much. Brian David Gilbert is so funny and wonderful.
Thank you for including the valor-stealing bastard Morton J Koopa bit, that’s my favorite part of the Military Hierarchy video
Brian David "Watermelon Man" Gilbert is an absolute god.
Not sure if Brian is my spirit animal, or my fetish.
Why not both, you spirit furry?
@@fleshmancer damn beat me too it bravo man
some kid told me i was his spirit animal during middle school
Yes
why not both?
*reads title* already am bud.
When i found his channel a year or two ago my life was complete
The video that started it all for my introduction to Brian, as well as Polygon. I'm saddened by the end of a great era, but I'm excited to see where the ol' BDG train travels next. Godspeed, you Pokémon edibility connoisseur. ✨✨
if I had half the energy this man has I would actually be getting somewhere with my homework
“why do piranha plant have bone in it” is such a chaotic quote I love it
the _strollin' stu_ part kills me every time
man beast comes in two forms
Twink and twunk
"god has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished,
I’m going to send this to EVERYONE thanks for this wonderful BDG content
I don’t even know how I got here and know about
.0000000009999999999% of what he’s talking about but I LOVE THIS
the way he says “hyena w/ gun” is extremely griffin mcelroy
The fact that my castlevenia title name is jazz solo anxiety and it's undescribably acurate???
This video cured my depression for exactly 2 minutes. The relief was overwhelming
3:09 Intelligence officer (Brian David Gilbert) realizes only too late that enemy counterintelligence has tricked his command into deploying a cruise missile strike on a civilian target (2019)
I *accidentally* opened this video, but I love his videos, and I needed this. Thanks for making this vid! Skyrim Book Report was the first I watched. He's so wholesome
Seeing the little thing I never saw originally in this video like the "stop laughing" above Seaman and "I have a type" when Dracula and Richter are described as hot
Legend of Zelda monopoly is the answer to all life
6:52 That fit so well together I am 100% certain you did it on purpose.
And I am eternally grateful for that.
Every single BDG compilation has only like 15 videos to pick from, and quite often have many of the exact same clips, but I still absolutely love watching each and every single one when I need a de-stress.
You could've ended this video less then six seconds in, at "But Brian, I hear you ask, why"
1:26 I need to check Unraveled out now. This is too good to ignore.
"Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?" is something I never thought about before, and now will likely haunt my subconscious for hours.
God has no longer cursed Brian from his hubris, his work is done.
And through this video did I realize, BDG went to my university as a creative writing major. The more you know!
Coming back to these compilations after watching the final unraveled
"Like a cartoonish shermans March to the sea" will forever be the greatest line of all God damn time😂😂
Personally I like “god has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished”
I have been seeing this video on my recommended section so many times all summer. Why the hell haven't I seen this video yet?
The future son of Griffin McElroy
i love how "who chooses to be born" cuts to "it's me, i'm the one who's gonna do that"
In times like these always remember WMGTM: where’s my guy toad man
If you watch this at 1.5 speed, it feels like brian david gilbert snorted 3 lines of caffeine, he is now manipulating cards with trembling hands and telling jokes with trembling vocal cords, everything is trembling, he can't stop, he will fall in a mental and physical breakdown, but he keeps going because he has years of chaotic energy stored in his prefrontal cortex.
Is a living bowser wet bowser only if you get him in the right mood
“he already feels bashful! YOU DIDNT NEED TO PANTS THE MAN!” underrated line
A week ago this video convinced me to watch bdg.
I will be in debt to you for the rest of my goddamn life.
Thank you so much.
Honestly, Pat in the background hysterically laughing at Brian is my favorite.
I'm Castlevania Overture of a rejection letter from your dream job. That aptly describes my life XD
Melody of that feeling when your toes go all tingly and numb
*In brooklyn(?) accent* "LOOK AT THIS GALOOMBA"
I wonder how many people introduce themselves as Duke Mirage to Brian