The Goofiest Conservative on TikTok w/ FunkyFrogBait

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  • @verierii
    @verierii ปีที่แล้ว +25796

    I ate an onion

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  ปีที่แล้ว +7110

      awesome.

    • @the_snailll
      @the_snailll ปีที่แล้ว +9

      goddddddddd mothafuckin daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

    • @Lemon_is_real
      @Lemon_is_real ปีที่แล้ว +1999

      I eat burber

    • @jasper-ir8jo
      @jasper-ir8jo ปีที่แล้ว +638

      @@AnnamarieForcino real

    • @taylorslade961
      @taylorslade961 ปีที่แล้ว +721

      How? Like an apple or did you prep it in some way?

  • @liam6396
    @liam6396 ปีที่แล้ว +12871

    "Society needs strong manly men" No. I need strong manly men. In my arms. I'm gay

    • @_o6629
      @_o6629 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      💅✨

    • @panicatthedm873
      @panicatthedm873 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

      and femboys. we need more men in skirts, i will help.

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i need strong manly men. To hold me. I am also gay

    • @lindseyhendrix2405
      @lindseyhendrix2405 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      💀

    • @LamenHeadBoi
      @LamenHeadBoi ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Relatable 😞

  • @HarlequinnProduction
    @HarlequinnProduction ปีที่แล้ว +21812

    I will ALWAYS be “mommy” to my child even though I’m nonbinary. My child has recently started calling me “Mr. Mommy” and I love it!

    • @dalailarose1596
      @dalailarose1596 ปีที่แล้ว +3774

      That's god damn precious. I'm sure you're an excellent mistermom ❤

    • @gideongivesharrowboners
      @gideongivesharrowboners ปีที่แล้ว +1504

      i'm crying that's so sweet

    • @dinosaurs_rule
      @dinosaurs_rule ปีที่แล้ว +885

      Awww thank you for sharing

    • @HiddenMongoose
      @HiddenMongoose ปีที่แล้ว +776

      Omfg that is so wholesome. I love it. ;3; children can be so wholesome

    • @foxi708
      @foxi708 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      There's a song called "Mr. Mom"

  • @obnoxas
    @obnoxas ปีที่แล้ว +8371

    "No pronouns neccesary. We..."
    I love people who don't understand what a pronoun is lol

    • @kerrysater157
      @kerrysater157 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +788

      The number of people saying "I don't do pronouns" astounds me. "I' is a pronoun

    • @ms.annthropic6341
      @ms.annthropic6341 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +811

      My favourite is
      “There’s no pronouns in the bible!”
      Meanwhile Jesus: “I am He.”

    • @markthefan
      @markthefan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

      "We" is a pronoun

    • @josiewagner8631
      @josiewagner8631 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +203

      ⁠@@ms.annthropic6341yes and Yahweh translated basically means “I am who I am” ; the whole dogma of most of Christians is Trans: Sometimes God is a father, sometimes the son, other times this incorporeal being known as the Holy Ghost, and sometimes God is all three at once……..

    • @Bubzomga
      @Bubzomga 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Lmao

  • @zazzi-n
    @zazzi-n 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2274

    this video made me remember the time my granpa called me a "brainwashed liberal" for asking him nicely to close the toilet lid after he's done taking a shit

    • @JigglyFartMaster
      @JigglyFartMaster 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      XD

    • @nononope75
      @nononope75 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That sounds so unreal, like;
      "Hey can you close the toilet lid when you're done? Ty gramps"
      "Stfu lib"

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @loveshackbella
      @loveshackbella 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Your grandpa sounds so cool 😅

    • @zazzi-n
      @zazzi-n 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

      @@loveshackbella he's dead btw

  • @SailorLen_
    @SailorLen_ ปีที่แล้ว +5241

    Actually, when two women go on a date the food is free. No men, no payment

    • @extremelysleepyperson
      @extremelysleepyperson ปีที่แล้ว +563

      the lesbians have the capacity to put every single restaurant out of business and i support that

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 ปีที่แล้ว

      Women don’t pay for food? CHECKMATE FEMINISTS!! this is female privilege frfr. /s.

    • @dylangardinerthesmollestbo7902
      @dylangardinerthesmollestbo7902 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Good video but the only 40% of cops thing is really old and bringing it up can push people away from our opinion

    • @domschra
      @domschra ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn so homosexual guys get scammed and have to pay double?
      *U n a c c e p t a b l e*

    • @sunny_tree5050
      @sunny_tree5050 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dylangardinerthesmollestbo7902 ACAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mrjones2721
    @mrjones2721 ปีที่แล้ว +6087

    Not only are pantsuits for women a normal thing, the very feminine womanly woman woman promoting the dating app was wearing one.

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      Actually she was wearing ripped jeans and a leather jacket, which is somehow less “feminine” than a pantsuit. The hypocrisy of these people 😅

    • @necroflowers2244
      @necroflowers2244 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Nicole Rudolph, a historical shoemaker on TH-cam. Just did a video on the history of men deeming women to be "mannish". It's a great video, a great historical analysis of how men are so emotional, they have been afraid of women wearing tailored clothing for centuries. I reccomend watching her video, it's definitely informative and hilarious.

    • @emmao6578
      @emmao6578 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      ​@@necroflowers2244 Yes I love her videos and a few other historical fashion youtubers like Karolina Zebrowska, one of my fav vids by her is called "Men Complaining About Women's Fashion For 8 Minutes (And 500 Years) Straight" where she reads criticism from old books/diaries/articles/letters etc. and it's literally shit you would hear today but in ye olde flowery language, it really puts into perspective the excessive importance people have always assigned to womens appearances and how silly it all is

    • @incaseofrain8812
      @incaseofrain8812 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She was wearing ripped jeans and a leather jacket like a true american. 🎉

    • @adamlambboy8332
      @adamlambboy8332 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A woman in pants? DISGRACEFUL 😤

  • @Yourlocalsceneguy
    @Yourlocalsceneguy ปีที่แล้ว +8430

    As a gay man who went on a date, I can confirm we arm wrestled in the restaurant

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion ปีที่แล้ว +459

      This is the masc4masc culture I do not participate in but wholeheartedly support. Get split after you split the bill, BRO

    • @Shortkingharry
      @Shortkingharry ปีที่แล้ว +151

      This part made me think of the manga dick fight island. If you know you know.

    • @twiggledowntown3564
      @twiggledowntown3564 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@ShortkingharryI've heard of it.

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@nailinthefashion HAH! Perfect way to describe it.

    • @horselegs
      @horselegs ปีที่แล้ว +147

      My first date with my current partner he karate chopped me in the throat and stole my wallet when I tried to pay for both of us

  • @veselijlis
    @veselijlis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4189

    As a gay man you got it absolutely right:
    Me and my boyfriend at the end of the date fight to the death. Because I wanted to pay and he said he wants to pay. But I cannot let him. And he cannot either. So we fight and the loser doesn’t pay.

    • @AbigailMcCampbell-j3l
      @AbigailMcCampbell-j3l 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Lol 😂😂😂

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

      Hey, if you both wanna pay so bad, Ill come along- you can take care of my bill. If you want privacy- I’ll be 4 tables over. No problem. Just want you two to feel like real men, and also stop “ fighting to the death “every date.sheesh!

    • @veselijlis
      @veselijlis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@icu3869 that was a joke also it works only for my boyfriend
      For other men I have other services xd

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      Me losing on purpose after putting up a convincing fight to not only boost my boyfriend's confidence but to make sure I never have to pay lol

    • @veselijlis
      @veselijlis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      @@pissapocalypse you are evil... but like.. good evil

  • @Saranotsarah547
    @Saranotsarah547 ปีที่แล้ว +4644

    My little sister created a gender neutral form of "ma'am"/" sir" and it is MOOSE. MOOSE.
    She did that cause I'm nonbinary and dislike 'ma'am'.
    Kids are weird, and they don't care if you're not a boy or girl, they'll just make up a term for you instead

    • @emilyrasputin
      @emilyrasputin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +496

      Moose is a great term 😂 Once the kids I used to babysit asked me if trees are boys or girls (because they knew I was a biology student) and I said some are boys, some are girls, and a lot of plants are both. From then on they'd ask me if a plant was a boy or a girl or both. Kids literally don't care about or judge that stuff unless you teach them they should. 💚🏳️‍🌈

    • @carliekween
      @carliekween 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +211

      The term ‘moose’ reminded me of a character named Moose from the old disney show Pepper Ann. Moose’s gender was always disputed on the show, I just headcanon them as enby

    • @Saranotsarah547
      @Saranotsarah547 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      @@emilyrasputin Exactly!! That is so well said!

    • @Anomalypresent
      @Anomalypresent 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Stop that’s so cute 😭

    • @ariesearthdragon
      @ariesearthdragon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I'm surprised somebody would call their sibling ma'am/sir.

  • @theimaginationstudio9880
    @theimaginationstudio9880 ปีที่แล้ว +6866

    Not gonna lie, a gender neutral grandparent nicknamed "Seesaw" would be awesome

    • @Sarisjackoviak1815
      @Sarisjackoviak1815 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      So many jokes could be made by the other about riding a seesaw

    • @pinkladysuicide
      @pinkladysuicide ปีที่แล้ว +358

      Heehaw

    • @bbsteers
      @bbsteers ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@pinkladysuicideive genuinely never laugjed so hard omg

    • @corvidhavyn6711
      @corvidhavyn6711 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@bbsteersYpu could say you went Hee-Haw

    • @staarii-lin
      @staarii-lin ปีที่แล้ว +90

      and another could be yeehaw

  • @keybladeofthelostcities6494
    @keybladeofthelostcities6494 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +508

    “I identify as = I’m pretending to be”
    Perfect, I identify as a human

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Me too!

    • @theboogeyman2590
      @theboogeyman2590 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      I identify as mentally stable.

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      I IDENTIFY AS A LOSER!!! I IDENTIFY AS SOMEONE WHO CANNOT PICK UP YOUR GIRL AND SWIFTLY CARRY HER AWAY ROMANTICALLY ABOVE MY HEAD LIKE I'M A BEAR AND SHE'S THE BIGGEST SALMON I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

    • @yourrealdestiny
      @yourrealdestiny 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I identify as sane, then

    • @NotAnExtraterrestrial
      @NotAnExtraterrestrial 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This is so smart. No wonder your pfp is Ranpo.

  • @solarcowgirl
    @solarcowgirl ปีที่แล้ว +4286

    calling being trans “black face” is even funnier when you think about how many black trans women fought for lgbt rights

    • @_.z33._
      @_.z33._ ปีที่แล้ว +122

      this^^

    • @CoolestSwordFighter
      @CoolestSwordFighter ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ywnbaw + 52%

    • @Ben-jq7mi
      @Ben-jq7mi ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@CoolestSwordFighterwow how original, grow up

    • @anacecherry
      @anacecherry ปีที่แล้ว +232

      And how transphobia fuels racism

    • @CoolestSwordFighter
      @CoolestSwordFighter ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ben-jq7mi come back to reality instead of fantasy world first

  • @0rchid6lues
    @0rchid6lues ปีที่แล้ว +4788

    “Nicki and ice spice had the best duo” Annemarie and FunkyFrog:

    • @h0t_pock3t
      @h0t_pock3t ปีที่แล้ว +95

      100%!!!!! FunkyFrog and Jake Doolittle too though omggg

    • @mizukimino
      @mizukimino ปีที่แล้ว +49

      the duo we didn’t know we needed fr‼️‼️‼️

    • @SpaceCase6669-myOf
      @SpaceCase6669-myOf ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is the second best collab I’ve ever seen 🤣

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ice isn't a spice it's a freaking snack. I will not stand for this propaganda

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, very normal reference for the legendary quintessential "best duo": Nicki fucking Minaj and...Ice Spice. I know it was joking around but still...

  • @MarenHunter-x6q
    @MarenHunter-x6q ปีที่แล้ว +3258

    as an ex theatre kid the “you can take the kid out of the theatre but you can’t take the theatre out of the kid” touched my soul

    • @heyimneverland8451
      @heyimneverland8451 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      real af ex theatre kid solidarity ✊😔

    • @glossyraspberries9124
      @glossyraspberries9124 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Seriously. As a fellow ex theater kid, I still break out into song and choreography in a Walgreens every once in a while lol

    • @tallussy_hallussy
      @tallussy_hallussy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I’m a current theater kid (I actually had opening night last night) and I love that so much

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🎭👶

    • @lesser_thesecond1198
      @lesser_thesecond1198 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@heyimneverland8451recovery CAN happen!

  • @tsurifisher
    @tsurifisher 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +833

    "No pronouns necessary"
    "If you like THEM, you can start chatting with THEM right away"
    Hmmmm

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂😂😂

    • @coquettebenny
      @coquettebenny 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "them" can be a plural term as well 🤓

    • @pumpkinpiee.1
      @pumpkinpiee.1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@coquettebennythey were making a joke🤓

    • @AshErin8304
      @AshErin8304 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@coquettebenny There’s no way that went sooo far over your head 🤣

    • @androidsenpai1462
      @androidsenpai1462 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s just comical to me how these types of people don’t believe in pronouns. Like, sis, pronouns aren’t some crazy new woke thing that liberals made up; they’re literally part of basic English.
      For “I don’t have pronouns” to have any weight, you would have to just not refer to yourself by “he”, “him”, “she”, “her”, or anything you use for that other than your name. At all.

  • @lone8217
    @lone8217 ปีที่แล้ว +10488

    As a gay man, I can confirm we do indeed arm wrestle for the bill. If one still insists on paying after he loses, it has to escalate to a fight to the death. I’ve lost 3 dates this way 😔

    • @caraskelton1525
      @caraskelton1525 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      #Humble brag

    • @sailorstr6656
      @sailorstr6656 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      Hate when that happens😔

    • @ettaetta439
      @ettaetta439 ปีที่แล้ว +576

      Nah you can't even be mad about that, the fact that you're still alive means you won three fights to the death. You were clearly superior and those men didn't deserve you

    • @grandempressvicky6387
      @grandempressvicky6387 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      ​@@ettaetta439Exactly. The only man worthy of him is the one who can conquer him in battle.

    • @TesiaCullen
      @TesiaCullen ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@grandempressvicky6387 unfortunately that might have to mean that op dies, and then the only one who was truly worthy of him tragically was also his demise... 😭

  • @sarahfrance7869
    @sarahfrance7869 ปีที่แล้ว +11083

    As a teacher, I appreciate how that guy gives me enough credit to think I can make his son transition genders.
    If I could indoctrinate the youth, they'd always have a pencil and wear deodorant... But I'm still passing out pencils to a stinky room so

    • @royce6485
      @royce6485 ปีที่แล้ว +839

      This is single handedly the funniest response to indoctrinating the youth

    • @bajablastluver
      @bajablastluver ปีที่แล้ว +342

      as a student teacher, this is so real lmfao

    • @T.Ozantsi
      @T.Ozantsi ปีที่แล้ว +86

      LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @percycooper934
      @percycooper934 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      why hasn't anyone had this talking point before. i WISH teachers could actually brainwash kids to put on deodorant, that would be nice:)

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      You poor soul.

  • @sethmachetedemeter
    @sethmachetedemeter ปีที่แล้ว +3300

    Conservatives call people snowflakes but really seem to be more offended than most people, talk about hypocrisy.

    • @TinyGhosty
      @TinyGhosty ปีที่แล้ว +212

      "How dare you not fit into the status quo!"

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion ปีที่แล้ว +326

      My favourite part is "cis is a slur because we're just normal men and women and don't need a label but also you're a biological male so stop pretending you're a woman"
      The mental gymnastics is funny very single time

    • @cerbera_22
      @cerbera_22 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@nailinthefashion your eyeshadow looks good

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@cerbera_22 thank you and so does your kindness 🌹 happy pride

    • @mazzy_vc
      @mazzy_vc ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nailinthefashionWhere’s the mental gymnastics exactly? You demand respect for pronouns but when you are asked to not use ‘Cis’ suddenly that’s asking too much?

  • @Pindolene
    @Pindolene 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1582

    He had to say "they/them" in that joke. Otherwise, just saying "them" would have worked grammatically, thus ruining his "joke" 😂

    • @breadcrust4006
      @breadcrust4006 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Conservatives pretend to be stupid and turn out to just actually be stupid

    • @breadcrust4006
      @breadcrust4006 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

      Conservatives have to pretend to be stupid to be stupid, supper funny to watch.

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@breadcrust4006Truth!📣🗣️

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      i’ve seen tories using the full pronoun set a la “they/them”, like, increasingly frequently as of late
      i find it very funny but presumably for the wrong reasons

    • @androidsenpai1462
      @androidsenpai1462 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      That didn’t even really feel like a joke. It’s like, yeah dude…you literally just described a parent who doesn’t associate with being a mother or a father. Here in the English speaking real world, since you seem to be from Trump’s imagined Lala Land, we call that a “parent” instead of a mother or a father.
      Like, you even recognized that said parent would use They/Them. Where’s the joke here?

  • @lace-and-eights
    @lace-and-eights ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    y’know, it’s kinda gay how concerned homophobes are with two men kissing in public…like..are you jealous?

    • @mx_nana_banana
      @mx_nana_banana ปีที่แล้ว +135

      they probably are jealous.

    • @mrziiz6893
      @mrziiz6893 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      I mean looking at a majority of conservative senators’s street-sourced proclivities-

    • @kira_calamari2431
      @kira_calamari2431 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mrziiz6893 Ikr. The amount of times conservatives have been caught in gah orgies is insane

    • @Akira_of_the_Fae
      @Akira_of_the_Fae 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      Probably, considering they treat their wives terribly and they could never even dream of kissing her in public

    • @Sqrickz
      @Sqrickz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Akira_of_the_Faehow do they treat their wife’s bad??

  • @oonyxy
    @oonyxy ปีที่แล้ว +9905

    He said if someone says “I identify as” means they are pretending to be that thing…. So if a cis man says “I identify as a man” means they are actually a woman? Ok, ok ✅

    • @Dinanysos
      @Dinanysos ปีที่แล้ว +595

      yeah because they'd never say "i identify as", they'd just say "im a man" cos saying identifying as something is like an insult or red flag for them 💀

    • @TE000YT
      @TE000YT ปีที่แล้ว +651

      @@Dinanysosthat’s a loophole. Just don’t say identify and you’re 100% cis AND the gender you identify as.

    • @TaruOwO
      @TaruOwO ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Yeah and the thing he said about Indians... like, can an indian person not identify as indian? Does he not believe in India as a country? DID HE MEAN NATIVE AMERICAN OMG my point still stands.

    • @lyrics_m_sic
      @lyrics_m_sic ปีที่แล้ว +294

      "B-but... Cis is a... Slur 😰"
      Sometimes I feel the right wing lives in a parallel dimension

    • @notsorry3631
      @notsorry3631 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's no such thing as a Cis man. That's just a man, something you just are, not something you identify as.

  • @Bokatisha1234
    @Bokatisha1234 ปีที่แล้ว +2959

    The "liberals when CVS restocks at-home covid tests" skit is literally something I, a theater kid leftist, would make

    • @gale1965
      @gale1965 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      no fr, i think i actually might have liked it thinking it WAS a silly liberal skit 😭😭

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Nahh cause it'd actually be so funny if it were really made by a liberal😭

    • @frinkywinky
      @frinkywinky ปีที่แล้ว +97

      no because how the right makes left satirical parodies is so similar to actual left humour its hard to tell them apart

    • @cat_inabasket1510
      @cat_inabasket1510 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally the gay little jig

    • @jaggerra7
      @jaggerra7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Honestly, the guy in the skits doesn't come off as conservative. He feels like a liberal making fun of how conservatives see liberals and also like he's having a good natured crack at some of the more extreme liberals. Is his grift being a conservative? Or does he just embody r/accidently as his existence?

  • @natwone
    @natwone 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +916

    It was a crazy day when I realized that american republicans see riding a bicycle as 'liberal' instead of ... an accessible and totally normal mobility option.

    • @neonnyman5076
      @neonnyman5076 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      I know, like, just let me ride my bike in peace 😭

    • @DiscoDashco
      @DiscoDashco 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That ain’t nothing! When a proposition to expand the light rail system made it on the ballot in Austin, Conservatives were up in arms about the very notion, even going so far as to claim that it would (somehow) “infringe on their freedom of movement” …while using their pickups\personal vehicles.

    • @Evelyn-rb1zj
      @Evelyn-rb1zj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      Also would it not technically be more "conservative" to use a bicycle (invented in 1817) over a car (invented 1885/1886)?

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🚴🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🚲

    • @tb4546
      @tb4546 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@natwone they’ve got a hard on for gasoline

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 ปีที่แล้ว +4486

    You just _know_ that the only reason women join for free is because they knew that women probably wouldn’t join it otherwise 😂

    • @Violet-Storm
      @Violet-Storm ปีที่แล้ว +411

      Legit, they are so DESPERATELY trying to keep it from (inevitably) being a sausage fest, it’s hilarious. I really wouldn’t be remotely surprised if they started offering to pay women to join eventually, the scrambling need is palpable

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      And let's also realize that they made women premium users automatically is because they know the men joining are going to be trash stand the women are going to need that protection

    • @idontevenknow9758
      @idontevenknow9758 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      omg yeah there is basically 0.000% market for this app. No one wants it and I think the developer/owner kinda lost his mind when we realized this massive group of conservatives and money he thought he would profit off of doesn't exist.

    • @insertnamehere1398
      @insertnamehere1398 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Imagine gay people snuck in and made codes to find eachother in there

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @insertnamehere1398 don’t start giving me ideas 😂

  • @janaeelia221
    @janaeelia221 ปีที่แล้ว +1788

    “Teach your boys to be men” while he’s dipping his little chocolate vanilla swirl froyo into a dainty cup of sprinkles

    • @rubydiprose8968
      @rubydiprose8968 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      hes also giggling and wiggling his toes i was the ice cream i saw

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      "Those who can't do, teach", the saying goes. lol

    • @janaeelia221
      @janaeelia221 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@rubydiprose8968 when he’s on the phone w ppl he probably lays on his belly and kicks his feet in the air giggling too

    • @rubydiprose8968
      @rubydiprose8968 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@janaeelia221 "he he!! i cant wait to prove these liberals wrong :3333 digging these sprinkles X3"

    • @shadow_song
      @shadow_song ปีที่แล้ว

      do you guys realise that you're just spreading toxic masculinity? as if boys can't giggle, walk with their hands, eat ice cream with sprikles. yeah yeah,i get it, easy to pick on him when he's spouting all this nonsense. but still

  • @snarkywallflower5829
    @snarkywallflower5829 ปีที่แล้ว +4475

    I think the saddest thing that these TikToks imply is that the worst thing conservative parents can imagine is accepting your kid as they are.

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ywnbaw + 52%

    • @UrpleSquirrel
      @UrpleSquirrel ปีที่แล้ว +467

      Like, seriously, the "joke" in every single video is "lol imagine giving a shit about someone else's feelings!"

    • @snarkywallflower5829
      @snarkywallflower5829 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      @@UrpleSquirrel "god forbid we're actually nice to people!'

    • @anshbasu8160
      @anshbasu8160 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@snarkywallflower5829imagine respecting someone who isn't a cishet homophobic Christian white male

    • @captain_coolbeans
      @captain_coolbeans ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@LavaCreeperPeople unoriginal

  • @GayunKim-nu1mz
    @GayunKim-nu1mz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +219

    It‘s so funny to me that people are saying that the LGBTQ+ is „new“ when the ancient gods were also LGBTQ+. Like, Loki is Genderfluid and Bisexual and Apollo was Bisexual too

    • @JanetRitterskamp
      @JanetRitterskamp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I have a feeling you have books by Rick Riordan :)

    • @Tannerfox671
      @Tannerfox671 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There's only one God

    • @GayunKim-nu1mz
      @GayunKim-nu1mz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@Tannerfox671 There is one true god to you. It doesn't necessarily mean that I have the same beliefs :)

    • @theboogeyman2590
      @theboogeyman2590 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Found the Percy Jackson fan! Also I’d assume Eros and Aphrodite would be open to all love, yknow. Horny love gods that they are.
      Edit: also Loki is WAY more than just bisexual. I think they might be everything-sexual. Beyond pansexual.

    • @kellyntaylor8184
      @kellyntaylor8184 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@Tannerfox671maybe to you, but not so for other religions and beliefs.

  • @BAJA_BLAST_HOE
    @BAJA_BLAST_HOE ปีที่แล้ว +4954

    as a lesbian, I don’t think I’ve ever had my science teacher come up to me and go like “hey kiss girls or I give you an f”

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi ปีที่แล้ว +365

      If that even happened, it gets reported and the teacher fired.

    • @BAJA_BLAST_HOE
      @BAJA_BLAST_HOE ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@LadyCoyKoi exactly

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken ปีที่แล้ว +138

      wish my science teacher did that

    • @elvinwisp
      @elvinwisp ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ​@@adora_was_takenfree gay kiss!

    • @emanueleragazzi341
      @emanueleragazzi341 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Really, thay didn't happen? I thought it was common practice. I used to french kiss all the boys to keep my grades up

  • @therealmannequin6527
    @therealmannequin6527 ปีที่แล้ว +4643

    As a young boy, I was definitely taught how to be a girl and encouraged to be feminine. Then again, everyone thought I was a girl at the time. I'm trans

    • @CoolestSwordFighter
      @CoolestSwordFighter ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ywnbaw + 52%

    • @Ben-jq7mi
      @Ben-jq7mi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CoolestSwordFighter braindead response

    • @garfieldlover87
      @garfieldlover87 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CoolestSwordFighterlmao thanks for affirming this gentleman's gender idiot

    • @someguy12370
      @someguy12370 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@CoolestSwordFighterYou got that right! lol

    • @CoolestSwordFighter
      @CoolestSwordFighter ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@someguy12370 Finally, someone with intelligence in these comments lol

  • @scantyoutube5649
    @scantyoutube5649 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    It is staggering just how much conservative arguments for their beliefs hinge on the fact that they're called the "Right"

  • @elyssa.cranford
    @elyssa.cranford ปีที่แล้ว +2456

    Imagine the outrage if we made a liberal only dating app

    • @urlocalsimp5207
      @urlocalsimp5207 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      imagine the outrage if we just did anything they do

    • @josepheridu3322
      @josepheridu3322 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be only trans. Women don't fuck feminist weak men.

    • @LoW-qy2el
      @LoW-qy2el ปีที่แล้ว +308

      They would be like “ there doctornating our children

    • @raineatscheese
      @raineatscheese ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LoW-qy2elit’s the agenda to turn the children gay! How dare they mention pronouns!1!!1!1!1

    • @TehMomo_
      @TehMomo_ ปีที่แล้ว +202

      there was some outrage over bumble...cause it was advertised as the "feminist" dating app...

  • @rowanporterie630
    @rowanporterie630 ปีที่แล้ว +3569

    Honestly, getting rid of gendered shoe sections and just having shoes sounds amazing. It would be so much easier to have just one system of shoe size and organize the shoes by type rather than having two sections with different measurements. Man’s honestly a genius.

    • @Darling_Decay
      @Darling_Decay ปีที่แล้ว +182

      I was thinking the same thing! It sounds so much easier

    • @miss1of2
      @miss1of2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      His first 3 suggestions would be great and very reasonable...

    • @monicaenns9967
      @monicaenns9967 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Shoes measured in cm, length and width. Divided be seasonal, sport, party event. This sounds amazing!

    • @senacario5942
      @senacario5942 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      ​@@monicaenns9967my favorite genre of shoe. Party.

    • @Will0wisp_
      @Will0wisp_ ปีที่แล้ว +250

      My mom has large feet and always has trouble looking for shoes. I asked why she doesn’t just wear men’s shoes and she said they aren’t pretty 😭 GIVE MY MOM HER PRETTY SHOES

  • @luxuscarnage4828
    @luxuscarnage4828 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    It always confuses me when Conservatives who are normally Christian are snarky about taking care the planet. Don't they believe their god created it? Shouldn't they be worried that Yahweh would be really pissed?

    • @morganwilliams5591
      @morganwilliams5591 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately a lot of them believe it's not necessary to take care of the planet, because Jesus is coming back soon and once that happens God is going to destroy the old Earth (aka, the one we're living on right now) and create a new, perfect Earth. They're literally banking on the apocalypse happening, and they think it's a _good_ thing. It's the same thought process behind, say, if your car's paint is all scratched up, why bother getting it fixed if you already plan to buy a new car in a couple months?
      Many also believe that it's not even possible for humans to affect the Earth permanently in any way, because how could we puny little mortals possibly harm the great, divinely designed planet God gave us? He simply wouldn't allow it.
      Basically American Christianity actually makes the problem a lot worse, because it completely removes any sense of responsibility for the fate of our own planet. Why bother lifting a finger when God will just take care of it?

    • @bath_foam4576
      @bath_foam4576 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      just want to say i appreciate the alternate name for god. no other notes

    • @lexiright5609
      @lexiright5609 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basically the USA is a giant cooperation, the conservative party leaders benefit from the very things that are causing global warming, (e.g. they get money from oil), their inherent tie with religion in their party means they can add a religious spin to their anti-environmentalism. Religious people are inherently more susceptible to brainwashing/propaganda because their entire lives are centred around believing things with no real evidence, meaning they're easier for the conservative party to control, thats why no matter how far fetched the lies that the GoP make up republicans believe it with no questions.

    • @prettyrat.
      @prettyrat. ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Christian, specifically raised Catholic, we ARE raised to give a shit about the planet. Many shits. As a kid it was drilled into my head that we are stewards of the earth. We’re meant to look after it. The flora and fauna, the people, all of it. The problem is, this breed of Christians don’t actually care about what God would want them to do. They worship the American flag. They like doing what politicians say God would like, then loudly proclaiming just how godly they are in comparison to the people they think are lesser. In the Bible that these people swear they follow, they would have been called hypocrites.

    • @prettyrat.
      @prettyrat. ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gotmilkbutt … did anyone say this to you directly, or did you just figure that on your own?

  • @Jeremy-z6m
    @Jeremy-z6m 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +269

    i had someone once tell me that intersex wasn't a valid way to identify and that i had to go by my birth sex. when i say i had no words

    • @FctHvn
      @FctHvn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well yeah cause what in the fuck even is intersex 😅😂🤦‍♂️

    • @halfdeadhomo2967
      @halfdeadhomo2967 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@FctHvn When your bodily anatomy (sex) isn't male or female. What do you want intersex people to use? Male and female just aren't correct when talking about their body.

    • @pepper1739
      @pepper1739 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @FctHvn bro if you're uneducated look it up. Its someone who's sex isn't male or female

    • @OliverOilFr
      @OliverOilFr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@FctHvn it doesn't cost much to look it up you silly!

    • @OliverOilFr
      @OliverOilFr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@FctHvn not really, what does this have to do with my comment tho

  • @ItsAngelBetch
    @ItsAngelBetch ปีที่แล้ว +16477

    No way this man is preaching masculinity to me while eating ice cream and then twirling around in a CVS parking lot 💀

    • @William_Nowin
      @William_Nowin ปีที่แล้ว +1347

      😳if this is his idea of masculinity I'm down for that

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion ปีที่แล้ว +847

      Wait so I'm an alpha? Me? (Comedically pointing to my eyeshadow)

    • @coralinewilson8962
      @coralinewilson8962 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      its like those videos where people see bald men dancing and call them Andrew Tate

    • @dumbysoup9011
      @dumbysoup9011 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      and his widdle icecweam and spwinkles 🥺🥺🥺 (kill me for writing that)

    • @ItsAngelBetch
      @ItsAngelBetch ปีที่แล้ว +291

      He gives me pass-around party bottom vibes 🥴😭

  • @bi_squared1533
    @bi_squared1533 ปีที่แล้ว +2639

    it baffles me how conservatives can say that its "just their beliefs and opinions" and they cannot wrap their minds around the fact that oppression and prejudice aren't "opinions" 😭

    • @fandomcringebucket
      @fandomcringebucket ปีที่แล้ว

      Well. Prejudice _is_ an opinion, but it's an opinion that can suck a 🐓.

    • @gummidon1618
      @gummidon1618 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I think at some point they know, they’re just being willfully ignorant. It doesn’t matter how clearly you explain it to them they refuse to listen

    • @koii319
      @koii319 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Reminds me when people said Andrew Tate’s misognystic view on women is just “his opinion”, but if someone said something about black people then thats a no-no.

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@@koii319it wouldn't be a no-no, because people are still incredibly racist and racism is still baked into most societies

    • @epkoda
      @epkoda 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      my favourite reply to that is "well, I still hate conservatives & think they should burn in hell!" and when they get defensive i just reply "what? it's my opinion" lmao

  • @Maggie-hc3ek
    @Maggie-hc3ek ปีที่แล้ว +3370

    Speaking of trans rays, 'Honey I transed the kids' would be an absolutely amazing movie 👏 👏 👏

    • @azzyjeffs
      @azzyjeffs ปีที่แล้ว +109

      The franchise reboot the world needs

    • @Filbie
      @Filbie ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Omg trans directors where you at??? Make this into a movie!!

    • @amandalynn4979
      @amandalynn4979 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      ​@@FilbieMe, a genderfluid actor and writer: NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME

    • @yuarentlucky
      @yuarentlucky ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Filbie I KNOW WHAT I GOTTA DOOOOOOOO.
      HEALING THE WORLD WITH COMEDYYYYYYYYY.

    • @anitachamberlain3391
      @anitachamberlain3391 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It feels like something on Christian Netflix 💀

  • @theberrycake
    @theberrycake ปีที่แล้ว +2309

    I find people hating different parent names so weird bc when my dad (she/her) came out as trans she started to get weird looks from people when me and my brother called her dad, so i AT 9 YEARS OLD came up with "Addy" to make a feminine version of dad that wasn't mom, we should normalize coming up with fun names for parents to

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      That’s so freaking cute!!!!

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

      This is adorable, I wish you good things because dear god that made my day

    • @cexilady3333
      @cexilady3333 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

      You were a smart empathetic 9yo

    • @LuxNovuz
      @LuxNovuz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      That's so C U T E!!!!!!

    • @Jizkayas
      @Jizkayas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Totally a me problem but everytime i read the word addy i think of adderal because i was hyperfixated on Class of '09 recently... Anyway it's ADORABLE to do that !!!

  • @trashed_scattered9555
    @trashed_scattered9555 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I'm from Texas & Google tried so hard to deflect "40% of cops..."

  • @geckohunter123
    @geckohunter123 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    When he said “why isn’t there a female model for these pantsuits?” I legit was like “that’s a great question” 💀. Like what’s the joke here.

    • @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake
      @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Yeah, seriously. Women’s pantsuits are so fucking pretty

    • @Jo-sv9io
      @Jo-sv9io 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      he went so far right he ended up on the left
      edit: i realized like halfway through the video that it said “in a liberal’s perfect world”

    • @doodlydungeon8576
      @doodlydungeon8576 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      for real!! as a dude with a feminine body type, I'd LOVE to see feminine models for suits. The amount of times I've looked at a handsome suit and tried it on only to find that the suit stretches weirdly around the chest or hips and I've been disappointed is way too many. I'd also love to see many different model body types, I'm quite thin and all the models expect that thinness to be around the tummy but mine is the ribs, back, and legs. I'd just appreciate having a better idea of what clothes might look like on me.

    • @Scribblism
      @Scribblism 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@doodlydungeon8576dudes with feminine bods are huge W

    • @TheCrazydude17
      @TheCrazydude17 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Whenever the right tries to sound liberal, they just end up making good points in a funny voice.

  • @celtickawaii57
    @celtickawaii57 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    Can't believe he talked about women in suits like some kind of absurd joke. Women in suits are so sexy.

  • @BunglinSunflower
    @BunglinSunflower ปีที่แล้ว +2669

    I think you hit the nail right on the head Frog, “Conservatives can’t understand unconditional love”.

    • @electronics-girl
      @electronics-girl ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Right? When I came out to my parents, I never had any question of whether they would be supportive. I knew they would be, because they always are, no matter what.
      (Don't get me wrong, my parents can annoy me a lot at times. But when it comes to the big stuff in life, they always stand by me.)

    • @ZakkuTakku
      @ZakkuTakku ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Exactly! Especially the super religious ones who love to preach about "loving others unconditionally in the name of Jesus". And yet, full acceptance into their religion comes with more conditions than your average online app TOS

    • @DARKESTICEBURG
      @DARKESTICEBURG ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ZakkuTakkuTHIS!!

    • @ray0983
      @ray0983 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Gasp* you’ve met my father??

    • @Marques330
      @Marques330 ปีที่แล้ว

      We don’t understand it because we have real values.

  • @l1feisstressful-dp7ze
    @l1feisstressful-dp7ze 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

    30:52 "turn the water off when you're done brushing your teeth" wait people leave the water on after they're done wetting their toothbrush? I've always turned the water off once I was done wetting my toothbrush

    • @ErikaCartet
      @ErikaCartet 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      right? like i’m surprised it’s even a thing that needs to be said, it’s not like hand washing dishes. you turn the faucet for half a second to wet the brush, what are people doing just leaving the water running for two minutes for no reason?

    • @quacksalotl
      @quacksalotl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@ErikaCartetngl even with dishes i only have the tap on when im rinsing and i have it off otherwise 😭 like the water bill dude...

    • @Mostlyharmless1985
      @Mostlyharmless1985 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ErikaCartetwhy would I waste half a bathtub worth of water when I can use 4 gallons in the washing machine? It’s amazing to me how people haven’t caught on to how great dishwashing machines are. They pay for themselves in less than a year.

    • @ErikaCartet
      @ErikaCartet 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Mostlyharmless1985 ...you know there are still some items that are not dishwasher safe/don't fit in the dishwasher that people might still need to hand wash right? you don't have to sell me on dishwashers lol

    • @ErikaCartet
      @ErikaCartet 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@quacksalotl true, i just feel like there’s more cases of like the running hot water at least maybe helping when you’re scrubbing something and not bothering to turn it on and off every single time. but for brushing your teeth you’re barely turning the faucet on to begin with, and then there’s absolutely no scenario when leaving it running does anything to help in the actual brushing…

  • @oliversun45
    @oliversun45 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    My mom refuses to allow my siblings to wear masks even when they're sick cuz she "doesn't want people to think they're liberal" Absolutely ridiculous lmao

    • @poisondartyt5256
      @poisondartyt5256 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      youre ridiculous

    • @eliasepica
      @eliasepica 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@poisondartyt5256how

    • @carlopicanco2555
      @carlopicanco2555 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

      No, the fact that masks are made a political thing when it should be a common sense thing that everyone is doing is ridiculous

    • @oliversun45
      @oliversun45 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@poisondartyt5256 you're *

    • @okiokipo
      @okiokipo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

      what a weird and ableist hill to die on. then again when has the world cared about immunocompromised people

  • @user-bb6mn3ur4o
    @user-bb6mn3ur4o ปีที่แล้ว +721

    I can confirm as a gay man every time my partner go out on a date we fight to the death for the bill.

    • @AnnamarieForcino
      @AnnamarieForcino  ปีที่แล้ว +160

      that sounds exhausting! :0

    • @confusedjello7292
      @confusedjello7292 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      damn didn't know reincarnation is such a big part of mlm culture

    • @jomaq9233
      @jomaq9233 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@confusedjello7292danmei in a nutshell

    • @jomaq9233
      @jomaq9233 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@confusedjello7292reincarnation pyramid scheme?

    • @charliegibson4016
      @charliegibson4016 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No that’s like a big thing every gay knows a necromancer to help revive their partners. It’s hard though because the necromancers are also gay and keep losing the fights so we need to get someone else to revive them.

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    Republican grifters all having a failed acting career makes so much sense - they are just good enough to make the grift work but not enough to stand up to a genuinely critical eye

    • @steviemicks7281
      @steviemicks7281 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Honestly, most of these cry babies prolly got jus a SHRED of criticism and went, “Nope! I’ll get paid to grift idiots.”

    • @britnicox3929
      @britnicox3929 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@steviemicks7281 lol definitely!

    • @jjmitch1411
      @jjmitch1411 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Correction, they’re all failed artists. Helps include ppl like Shabibo and Crowder

    • @geministrial950
      @geministrial950 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They got rejected for one singular role and instead of taking that criticism and using it to become better they just looked at how queer dominated the art industry is and went "well im sure its THEIR fault!"

  • @NoelBabyBlue
    @NoelBabyBlue 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +305

    My DAD got offended when I paid for my own food on a first date as a teenager. He was all huffy and pissy about it, saying that’s all he needs to know about the boy. Nevermind that I literally met him at church and he came from a wonderful family and was super tall with pure white hair and a gentle demeanor and full on courted me. He was a genuinely cool and interesting guy. My dad’s issue was he didn’t pay for my subway sandwich 🙄

    • @Venus_goddessofloveandbeauty
      @Venus_goddessofloveandbeauty 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      He got mad over a subway sandwich?

    • @buttercxre
      @buttercxre 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      fantastic story 10/10

    • @kellyntaylor8184
      @kellyntaylor8184 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Don’t be happy that your kid is learning financial responsibility and dating the jackpot of all significant others, be pissy at the fact that the SO didn’t pay for a sub

    • @Dovahkiin914
      @Dovahkiin914 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Honestly, in modern day, it really should be either a split bill or whoever asked for the date that pays. There's no reason that men NEED to pay for the first date, much less every date.

    • @AliceBunny05
      @AliceBunny05 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Dovahkiin914yeah I agree, only exception is when it's only ever one partner who's proposing going out so they end up always paying. or if you have like, a large individual pay/wealth gap with your partner I can see why the more wealthy would want to pay more often, especially if the participants involved like fancy or expensive dates.

  • @DapperMrAlex
    @DapperMrAlex ปีที่แล้ว +738

    I was identified as a baby when I was born. I'm 38 but apparently change can't happen once a human is born, so I must still be a baby. Gagagogo. I know it can be painful to think, but these guys must end up hospitalized if they try.

    • @emilyrasputin
      @emilyrasputin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

      ABAB (assigned baby at birth)

    • @makemesomecoffee7821
      @makemesomecoffee7821 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@emilyrasputinI am ABBA

    • @i_love_st4rz
      @i_love_st4rz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@emilyrasputinLMAO

    • @senacario5942
      @senacario5942 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@emilyrasputinall babies are bastards

    • @dragong33k
      @dragong33k 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ACAB (assigned child at birth)

  • @stormbr1nger194
    @stormbr1nger194 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    my mom is conservative and says she "doesnt have anything against lgbtq+ people, just what they stand for" and "i would never wish them harm". yet, when i asked her if she could vote rn for gay marriage to be either legal or illegal, she very confidently said illegal. suureee okay. i don't understand how someone else getting married effects her in any way shape or form

    • @OliverStarfall
      @OliverStarfall ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The thing is: people with this mindset don’t realize that being queer doesn’t mean that we “stand for” anything. As a trans man what am I supposed to stand for? Dude I’m just trying to not fail speech class cause I don’t want to do the homework. They genuinely think that all queer people have an agenda that threatens their lives.

    • @mar420.74
      @mar420.74 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      my mom's kind of like this but i genuinely think she doesn't understand what she's talking about and doesn't really take the time to educate herself rather just fully listening to what i tell her and then she goes "Ohhh, okay, I think I understand this better now" my dad full force just says to me once I hope all gay people die when everyone else goes to heaven, and that my sister was joking about me getting married to my ex BOYfriend and my dad does: If y'all ever get with any girls I'm disowning you.
      Like, what? Get over yourself that is INSANE hatred, my mom just genuinely doesn't understand, yeah she may say shit that, can be taken as homophobia, I guess the ignorance in itself kind of is? but the way she says stuff just makes me believe she's not, i just think she doesn't make any points to do any research in articles and she knows I am bisexual so she refers to relationships as boy, girl, "anyone in between as well" - mom, she's just a little confused i guess is all, sorry if this doesn't make much sense, my dad's hella homophobic but my mom's on the fence i guess in my head, she defends them when my dad talks garbage for no reason, cause she doesn't believe in being hateful for no reason, so it's confusing

    • @mar420.74
      @mar420.74 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      god damn that was alot of words, my bad

    • @stormbr1nger194
      @stormbr1nger194 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@mar420.74 pfff youre good. because of the internalized homophobia that has been imprinted in me, i only just (at age 21) accepted that im probably, most likely, am very gay. women are hot men are not. not much more to it 🤷‍♀️

    • @hard.g0re
      @hard.g0re 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I grew up Christian and i understand COMPLETELY, i dont know where you​ developed yours but it's okay not to know yet!! Life's not over yet you can always try it out n see how u like it. I'm proud of you for breaking past the comphet because that's noooot an easy task at ALLLLLL. Whatever your circumstances, if you grew up in it or if you grew up religious no matter who disapproves I am very proud of you, lovely!!! Don't let them get in your head about YOUR identity, thats yours and yours alone to figure out and explore.♡☆

  • @rylie365
    @rylie365 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    i got called a liberal because i didn’t want my stepdad to kill a dog 😭

    • @TheMasqueradeParty.
      @TheMasqueradeParty. ปีที่แล้ว +87

      the mental gymnastics- how- HOW ARE YOU A LIBERAL FOR NOT WANTING A DEAD DOG???????? *WHAT?* -Aridam

    • @Carry-on-wayward-son
      @Carry-on-wayward-son ปีที่แล้ว +13

      WTF 😳

    • @Queerlyness
      @Queerlyness ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What is the context behind this 😭

    • @traditionalnative
      @traditionalnative 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      i literally laugh-wheezed out loud, thank you. it's hard for me to laugh and that's honestly something I'd say as a joke meme 😭😭😭
      your stepdad is a literal meme, my guy

    • @rylie365
      @rylie365 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@Queerlyness my stepdad said he was gonna run a dog over and i told him to not kill the dog and call animal control 😭

  • @ac_ramone
    @ac_ramone 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    queer mom here, second time watching this video, but this time with my 13 year old queer kid (who I *obviously* forced to be queer).
    anyway, we are both cracking up. y'all are fantastic.
    @funkyfrogbait

    • @gothgrape
      @gothgrape 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It a joke right

    • @Known_ErrorMe
      @Known_ErrorMe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @gothgrape
      Yes its a joke.

  • @goldfish8729
    @goldfish8729 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    As an Indian descended person, there’s a concept in India called Hijra, which is essentially a person who isn’t male or female. They’re supposed to be considered as holy people. There’s a part of the Ramayana, in some regional variations, about them; it’s said lord Ram addressed a crowd in the forest for every man and woman to return to their homes and when he retired the only people who remained were those neither male nor female, the undesirable by society, and he venerated them for their devotion. There’s also another version where all the people stayed and upon his return he saw they never left the forest and allowed the men and women to phase together reaching and new sense of understanding. There’s also a Hindu god of the Hijra also considered to be a god for transgender people essentially.
    This is what I remember from this topic, it might not be 100% right and their may be other regional variations.

    • @MariaTex3
      @MariaTex3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      The thing is I don't even think he meant "Indian" as in a person from India. I'm pretty sure he meant "Indian" as in the term that people still use to incorrectly refer to Native Americans/Indigenous people. Either way, the guy sucks...

    • @goldfish8729
      @goldfish8729 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      @@MariaTex3 This still confuses me. When someone calls a person who's Native American as Indian it just confuses me.
      I still think what I wrote above is relevant. But in any case the native Americans also have the concept of the two spirit so either way he sucks real bad.

    • @dewdr8p
      @dewdr8p 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      wasn’t this about intersex people?

    • @dewdr8p
      @dewdr8p 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      wasn’t this about intersex people?

    • @goldfish8729
      @goldfish8729 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dewdr8p Yes. Hijra can be intersex.

  • @matylda.chorche
    @matylda.chorche ปีที่แล้ว +1810

    My two favourite youtubers together? Is this the dream life, is this just fantasy?

    • @matylda.chorche
      @matylda.chorche ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @hi7403 open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeee (no need to apologize, thanks for the opportunity)

    • @ImTired17
      @ImTired17 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      ​​@@matylda.chorche"I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy." (Sorry if the lyrics are off, I haven't heard Bohemian Rhapsody in a while)

    • @NerdyTheatreKid
      @NerdyTheatreKid ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ImTired17because I’m easy come, easy go. (Bohemian Rhapsody is my favorite song on the radio lol).

    • @saltygreenbean8112
      @saltygreenbean8112 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@NerdyTheatreKid little high, little low

    • @ImTired17
      @ImTired17 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@NerdyTheatreKid little high, little low (I just listened to it again. Still amazing.)

  • @amethystdawn
    @amethystdawn ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Using ice cream man's logic, if I am a cis woman (born a woman) who identifies as a woman, that means I am actually just pretending to be a woman....? To be a real woman you can't identify as a woman, because that means you're just pretending lol

    • @aquabluerose7734
      @aquabluerose7734 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It reminds me of r/accidentalally

    • @ary3901
      @ary3901 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a GNC woman, i agree

    • @electronics-girl
      @electronics-girl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Couldn't you be a woman pretending to be a woman? Because you could be pretending to be a different woman than the woman you actually are?

  • @toast_in_a_bucket7803
    @toast_in_a_bucket7803 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    24:00 I think it also has to do with the fact they probably do not see underaged people as... people. They cannot fathom that someone they deem inferior (A teenager) would have the mental capability of making such choices and thusly draw the conclusion that someone else imposed it on them

    • @mossypebbles
      @mossypebbles 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah usually if you tell a teen they have to do something or be a certain way, they just don't?
      They're not just impressionable sponges they're whole lives.

    • @toast_in_a_bucket7803
      @toast_in_a_bucket7803 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mossypebbles It depends on a variety of factors, of course, but I reckon that - out of all demographics - teenagers are the likeliest to go out of their way to do the opposite of what you tell them

  • @Detective_asparagus
    @Detective_asparagus ปีที่แล้ว +674

    If you're twirling around a CVS parking lot to make a "skit" on TikTok, I don't want to hear a word from you about "masculinity" 💀

    • @mynamejeff3545
      @mynamejeff3545 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      The man's fruitier than a can of cherries, ain't no way he can lecture ANYONE about "being a real man"

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Twirling more than me, a full blown baguette adorned with glitter. Don't even need to exaggerate

    • @pirsickle
      @pirsickle ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Not to mention those off-white highwaters dawg💀

    • @Abcity92
      @Abcity92 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If that guy read this comment I think he'd be mad XD

    • @semogecarg
      @semogecarg ปีที่แล้ว +19

      skit is one letter off from skirt and that's not very masculine

  • @dogvoter9973
    @dogvoter9973 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    conservatives just want everything to be simple when nothing about our existence is simple. Humans are complicated and thats what makes us wonderful.

    • @Sarisjackoviak1815
      @Sarisjackoviak1815 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      We are poorly designed electric jellyfish piloting poorly designed fleshy mech suits

    • @tivthetat7067
      @tivthetat7067 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sarisjackoviak1815y e s

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @douglasjackoviak1815 lol for real. My jellyfish is faulty can I get a new one

    • @Marques330
      @Marques330 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who said that? Nah we just want our society to be sane and not full of lazy losers whose only personality trait is their gayness

    • @s0LLagal
      @s0LLagal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Everything would be so boring if it was simple.
      Pain and all, I like our complicated universe!

  • @princegrenat6082
    @princegrenat6082 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    As a gay man, when I am at a restaurant with a date, we both pay the full note so it's a win-win for both of us (as we stay manly alpha males) and the restaurant (as they get double money)

    • @xxwinter_skyesxx
      @xxwinter_skyesxx ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Ah, yes! And then the lesbians can go free with no guilty conscience because the diner still gets money :)

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@xxwinter_skyesxx yeah, that's why so many restaurants have a stipulation that they only allow double dates, and it must be two-straight couple or a gay and lesbian couple.

    • @Lewisiaisoutofcontext
      @Lewisiaisoutofcontext ปีที่แล้ว +69

      When I, a non-binary person, take my non-binary date to a restaurant, we bring the food for them to serve and they give us money to eat in return. Equilibrium.

    • @bellathesuperpoms
      @bellathesuperpoms ปีที่แล้ว

      Roar xd is all i can thing about when i hear alpha male

    • @traditionalnative
      @traditionalnative 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "the perfect two-party system doesn't exist"
      😂😂 my gay ass is lmfao

  • @lazyfoxplays8503
    @lazyfoxplays8503 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

    Whenever a conservative says something isn’t normal, I sometimes remember all land animals on earth started because a fish decided they wanted to live on land.
    We started because one fish was like, “nah, I’m not a fish.” WTF is normal.

    • @einin9758
      @einin9758 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      this is such a good point

    • @Thelastunicornlover
      @Thelastunicornlover 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Facts, facts and facts!!!

    • @kellyntaylor8184
      @kellyntaylor8184 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We had bugs the size of children, tortoises the size of cars, and dangerous chickens that killed each other for survival!!!
      Evolution is fun~

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      to be fair i dont imagine it was just the one fish

    • @lilrobodoge6749
      @lilrobodoge6749 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lets be honest, most of them don't believe in evolution lol.

  • @oimickey6110
    @oimickey6110 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    Annamarie & FunkyFrogBait are a dream team! Can you imagine how epic it would be to have Annamarie make another "Are the Straights Okay?" with FunkyFrogBait!?

    • @xXMindSoulXx
      @xXMindSoulXx ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This is an absolute must, yes please!

    • @CentimeterWorm
      @CentimeterWorm ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh i'd SO love to see that

    • @LowCountryMatt
      @LowCountryMatt ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed. The vibes here cured my Crohns disease

    • @lillyactually9095
      @lillyactually9095 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Literally! I love them both! Would love to see more collabs

    • @undrrtalefanatic
      @undrrtalefanatic ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but what if
      annamarie
      funkyfrogbait
      and thequeerkiwi collab

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL ปีที่แล้ว +680

    As someone with a nonbinary birthing parent I can confirm that they still are perfectly OK with being called "Mom."

    • @someonerandom256
      @someonerandom256 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      Agender mother here, and perfectly fine with "Mom."

    • @user-wi9hv2pb2q
      @user-wi9hv2pb2q 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    • @Cjh137
      @Cjh137 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      THE MAVERICK :000

    • @mglarson5936
      @mglarson5936 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I’m nb and I’m fine being called “auntie” by my nephews :)

    • @Evelyn-rb1zj
      @Evelyn-rb1zj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I'm not going to have children and if any close family members do their children could just use my first name with no "auntie" and I don't see how that would be a big deal

  • @1stace2go2space4
    @1stace2go2space4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Honestly, the comment “I think he should’ve worn the dress” is based. That means the son tried it on and the dad is a fashion master. He let him pick, but he saw that his son was slaying.

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Yeah it could easily just be interpreted as “the dad just thought he looked good in it” rather than “the dad is disappointed that his son is not taking an extra step down the liberal agenda that supposedly exists”

    • @rainierdanredondo1278
      @rainierdanredondo1278 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      There's definitely a "Yass, b*tch slay" meme possibility with that comment and I'm more happier for it.

  • @tree_limbs
    @tree_limbs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    A cast member over on the Smosh youtube channel was in a Right Stuff commercial and then freaked out when it was released because she had no idea what it was a commercial for LOL

    • @LukeLantern
      @LukeLantern 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omigosh who!? XD

    • @tree_limbs
      @tree_limbs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LukeLantern Arasha

  • @idrinkchocolatemilk2213
    @idrinkchocolatemilk2213 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    I giggled and kicked my feet at the sight of Anne and funkyfrog bait doing a collab

    • @catsaregreat6314
      @catsaregreat6314 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did the fucking stereotypical autistic hand flap bro 😭

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thuper thilly of you... 10/10..

    • @maxlikesdinos
      @maxlikesdinos ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fr man!

    • @WalkingNeonCarpet
      @WalkingNeonCarpet ปีที่แล้ว +5

      stimstimstim

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I had to re-read the username because this sounds like something I’d post, but I didn’t remember posting it. You’re vibes are familiar and comforting, friendo.

  • @Nnamraap
    @Nnamraap ปีที่แล้ว +790

    In Denmark we only have one word for both sex and gender. Imagine how frustrating it gets to explain gender diversity here.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Denmark also has better social programs so... it balances it out and people are less nastier than those in the US. Just saying... Denmark is at the top three happiest nation on Earth.

    • @yuarentlucky
      @yuarentlucky ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LadyCoyKoi Maybe I should move there.

    • @JhericFury
      @JhericFury ปีที่แล้ว +65

      There's never a word for something until people invent it. I'm sure there wasn't a different word in English until people started making a word fit the purpose they needed.

    • @Pjusk3
      @Pjusk3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yuarentluckyYou should, it’s great over here

    • @ashitakedia5814
      @ashitakedia5814 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@JhericFurytrue like I read somewhere that girls was literally used for all children, boy was a slur and man was used for all adults. Then later woman was derived from another latin word or something I don’t remember.

  • @beccarosewriter
    @beccarosewriter ปีที่แล้ว +843

    This guy behaves exactly like the religious musical theatre guys I knew who later came out of the closet or are insanely unhappy... In other news, please collab more. I love you both!

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The whiplash yoowwwwwwwch

    • @cheesebatto
      @cheesebatto ปีที่แล้ว +36

      LITERALLY i had a philosophy teacher in high school who was so obviously a bottom it made his blatant lgbtq+phobia that much more infuriating
      one time one of my classmates found his insta and showed us this one picture of him eating ice cream (thankfully it was just cringe, nothing super suggestive) and this guy eating his froyo gave me flashbacks to it

    • @moonylime
      @moonylime ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cheesebatto how was he obviously a bottom? asking for a friend so I blend in

    • @cheesebatto
      @cheesebatto ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@moonylime haha i say that mostly as a joke, he could have been the straightest guy in town but yeah
      i guess it was like the way he dressed, acted and talked was a bit stereotypical, and his queerphobia and other things he said like the idea that corporal punishment is the only way to parent, definitely gave the vibe that he was closeted and very much justifying to himself the way he has been treated in life.
      but also like i said he was kind of a twink lol
      unless you're in an unsafe environment i don't see why it would be a problem if it's obvious lol be yourself, slay and all that

    • @moonylime
      @moonylime ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cheesebatto ohh ok
      Also I’m fine I was just joking around so I didn’t seem rude :)

  • @Kindasus25
    @Kindasus25 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    The best part of this guy's lore is Xenontf, who stitches his tiktoks with videos of him explaining FNAF lore.

  • @anothernerd6464
    @anothernerd6464 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    As a trans girl I wish my teachers were forcing me to be trans. I live in the south now, so ofc I feel like a monster hiding amongst the pure, but even when I lived in the Pacific Northwest and all the teachers had progress flag magnets on their filing cabinets, I still felt like an outsider. Being a trans teen today is simply not easy, and only the best teachers in the world are encouraging it.

    • @kiarablack5349
      @kiarablack5349 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Hi sweetie, I hope you're doing okay. As a neurodivergent queer person, I totally understand that feeling of being isolated from your peers and like there's something wrong with you for simply existing as you are. Please try to remember that even if it's hard right now, there are millions of people who love and accept you as the incredible young woman you are. You're not a monster, and you deserve to feel happy and safe. The cliche saying that things will get better really is true, and your unique experiences will shape you into a kind, resilient adult capable of helping kids in a similar situation. Please stay safe and remember to love yourself 💕

    • @anothernerd6464
      @anothernerd6464 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@kiarablack5349 ❤️

    • @anticlimacticorangejuice6118
      @anticlimacticorangejuice6118 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      As a future teacher, is there a way would you prefer to be represented in the classroom? What do you wish your teachers would’ve done different, including the ones with the magnets?

    • @0HellcatMary0
      @0HellcatMary0 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER. You are a person, a beautiful one, and if you don't let the world harden you, you will stay a kind one. I'm a 36 year old woman, born and raised in Georgia, most of my adult life lived in Louisiana. Most of the older generation of my family were Southern Baptist .. Baby, I'm as podunk good ol' redneck as it gets, and I support you. I love you for being who you are, and want nothing more than for you to live your life fulfilled and happy. The adversity you face is just hatred and fear mongering from ignorant people. Some of those people will experience an enlightening event and change themselves, some of them will stay evil and scared of the world. There is bigotry everywhere, but there is also love and acceptance. When you're grown, If you have to go somewhere else to find that love, I encourage you to, but if you stay, you have people like me willing to fight with you and drag this Bible Belt time capsule into a better future kicking and screaming.

    • @ominouslightning
      @ominouslightning ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@anticlimacticorangejuice6118One of my teachers told us on the first day that she was going to do roll call, and if we wanted her to call us by a different name, we could say what it was when she said our name and she'd call us that for as long as we wanted her to. She told us she once had a student who asked her to call him something like "Dragon-Slayer" or something to that effect, and she called him that the whole time he was in her class.
      I feel like you could do something like that, but also make sure the students know that if they're not comfortable saying it in front of the class, they could tell you in private, and that could be very helpful in making trans students feel safe and accepted. In my experience, the biggest help was teachers getting after students who were openly transphobic. If they use the wrong name or pronouns, correct them. Make trans kids feel like they're not "weird" for being trans, but that the transphobic people are weird for being transphobic. If that makes sense.

  • @Verotica
    @Verotica ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "no pronouns necessary" noted, I'll remove some of the most common nouns out of my vocabulary right away

    • @Bossinette623
      @Bossinette623 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @Meretrix2
      @Meretrix2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      The sentence “I want you to pass me the salt since its closer to you” has waaay too much pronouns..”want to pass me the salt since closer to” is better!!!! ☺️☺️

    • @makemesomecoffee7821
      @makemesomecoffee7821 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      "Can you lend me money?" "Money please"

    • @josiewagner8631
      @josiewagner8631 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Isn’t it strange how the most righteous, conservative people don’t like pronouns or using prefixes on English words properly and twist the meaning of all sorts of English words and phrases, and then with the same breath they are the first to cry out “ you need to leave this country if you’re not going to learn English “?………..

    • @fromloverboy
      @fromloverboy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Meretrix2smh you still said “me”, liberal trash forcing pronouns

  • @highstepnightowl
    @highstepnightowl ปีที่แล้ว +1120

    "The mushroom people are no better than the mustache people." I appreciate the self awareness. Also, this is one of the best collabs I've seen in a long time.

    • @electronics-girl
      @electronics-girl ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Having seen The Last Of Us, the mushroom people are so much worse than the mustache people.

    • @skylarsaysstuff
      @skylarsaysstuff ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Proud mushroom frog person (and yes I was a mustache galaxy person)

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The mushroom thing at least feels like a throwback to the 60s/70s, which makes it cooler imo

    • @TonyMacina
      @TonyMacina ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@riabouchinskabut moustaches are also the most 70s thing outside of terrible party food, maybe a 'shroom with a 'stache is needed

    • @aquafairy99
      @aquafairy99 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@riabouchinskayup
      shroom supremacy

  • @szweetsztuff
    @szweetsztuff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    as a theatre kid, we do not claim him. get him out of our presence we will NOT share dorky theatre kid refrences with him

    • @fractal-dreamz
      @fractal-dreamz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      the difference is, he’s a theatre kid (derogatory) and you’re a theatre kid (positive) :3

  • @smolcrabbo
    @smolcrabbo ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I feel like this guy would flip his shit if he heard what my family calls our uncle and aunt.
    At some point, I accidentally called my uncle aunt and ever since, we switched their labels as an inside joke.

    • @ace..of..hearts_they-them_
      @ace..of..hearts_they-them_ ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The horror 😮🥱

    • @cleorobins5878
      @cleorobins5878 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Same. My aunt put herself in my phone like that when i was like ten or twelve, and so i always switched the labels when addressing them

    • @torimbfs
      @torimbfs ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Our non binary friend has become the baby's "ancle." We just said aunt and uncle over and over until it merged.

    • @idontknowanymore1246
      @idontknowanymore1246 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same thing happened in mine lol. My dad said it wrong one time and it’s never gone back!

    • @morganwilliams5591
      @morganwilliams5591 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Apparently when I was little and just learning to speak I got it in my head that "uncle" was the right way to address all adult family members outside of mom and dad, so I referred to my aunts as "Uncle (feminine name)" for a while. They thought it was hilarious and while I did eventually correct their titles I don't think they tried to stop me, I just learned better after a while

  • @mekenna6214
    @mekenna6214 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    i FINALLY dyed my hair blue so now i AM the blue haired liberal they all speak of

    • @mxedSaladGreens
      @mxedSaladGreens ปีที่แล้ว +28

      welcome to the club!!

    • @daniellecandy4426
      @daniellecandy4426 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ONE OF US

    • @dinosaurs_rule
      @dinosaurs_rule ปีที่แล้ว +15

      THAT'S AWESOME 💙

    • @mekenna6214
      @mekenna6214 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dinosaurs_rule ty ikr it’s like a under layer halo situation i love it besides the blue sweat 😍

    • @maruguida8056
      @maruguida8056 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      slayyy this is my sign to dye my hair blue again

  • @Xx_Str4b3rr1_Gvtzzz_Xx
    @Xx_Str4b3rr1_Gvtzzz_Xx ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "keep it simple. Keep it lesbian." is a term I am now gonna use in day to day life

  • @mimido23
    @mimido23 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    I work in a school and it seems like the strict non-liberal parents get the most flamboyant of the queer kids. They can't influence their kids as much as before as the kids have the Internet now. I promise you there is hope, teenagers are so much kinder than before.

    • @Sephelions
      @Sephelions 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      My best friend is practically a walking gay stereotype, I lost my mind when I met his super conservative gun-owning duck dynasty lookin ass dad

    • @skeletonwarlock5741
      @skeletonwarlock5741 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not nicer nesacarily but less influenced by parents

    • @geministrial950
      @geministrial950 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I want to believe that last part but I've literally seen teenagers sending death threats to eachother over drawings of cartoon characters holding hands...

  • @otsukaharu4501
    @otsukaharu4501 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    I love when they say that teachers indoctrinate the kids, when all we do is try and get them to walk in a straight line in the hallway going to the gym and not eat glue.

    • @muffinmuffin8946
      @muffinmuffin8946 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As someone who walked zigzags and chugged glue as a child, hashtag relatable

    • @rivvyp
      @rivvyp ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They can't even get kids to get off their phones in class, they are not gonna be able to trans your kids 😭

    • @AliceBunny05
      @AliceBunny05 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rivvypCorrect. I feel like kids (especially older ones like middle school age) are more stubborn than conservatives give them credit for. My teachers were mainly just miffed about people acting a fool in class and charging their fuckin vapes out in the open brazenly 💀 or keeping them from smoking weed in the bathrooms, like dude.

    • @Night-20
      @Night-20 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@rivvypthey can’t even stop kids from threatening other kids with doxing and murder threats! You think they gonna try and make people trans 😂

  • @hiboudeluxe
    @hiboudeluxe ปีที่แล้ว +489

    as an official old i'm here to mention that pants suits have been around waaaay before the 1980s. Since the 1930s... they've been around since the 30s. Popularized by Katherine Hepburn, who was rumored to be bisexual btw

    • @IronGwaziJoseph
      @IronGwaziJoseph 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      165 likes and no comments lemme fix that.

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      “as an official old” 😭

    • @Darca1n
      @Darca1n 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Rumored to be bisexual in a "history says they were close friends" kind of way, even?

  • @ripwednesdayadams
    @ripwednesdayadams ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    lmfao i love that they don’t realize that conservatives making their own dating app is a gift to the rest of us. 😂

    • @CoolestSwordFighter
      @CoolestSwordFighter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ywnbaw + 52%

    • @RamiRammy
      @RamiRammy ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@CoolestSwordFighterwtf does this mean

    • @randomperson1934
      @randomperson1934 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@CoolestSwordFighteryeah what does that mean??
      also.. yk that the more u comment on stuff u don't like the more it gets recommended to you? I get it may be fun to go around trolling people in a comment section.. but is it fun to have your recommendation page flooded with videos you don't like or agree with?

    • @randomperson1934
      @randomperson1934 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@RamiRammyI went searching and they explained that they meant "you will never be a woman + 52% suicide rate" god

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      ​@@randomperson1934I will genuinely never understand how they can make fun of people committing suicide - *regardless* of whether they "believe" in trans people or not - and then still somehow believe that they're doing the morally right thing.
      The one positive is that anyone with a brain and a heart will see how it's clearly wrong every time it's commented. If they want to damage their "cause" it's more than fine with me

  • @Alic_Reddit_HH
    @Alic_Reddit_HH หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    11:55 "You can take the kid out of theater but you cant take the theater out of the kid" is the most realest, relatable thing I've ever heard in my life, and as a theater kid its very true!

  • @skinsey85
    @skinsey85 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    "No pronouns necessary"... but you do have to identify as a he or she looking for your opposite he or she. But still, no pronouns here because those don't exist 😂

    • @tommyhetrick
      @tommyhetrick ปีที่แล้ว +181

      “What’s next? Nouns? Adjectives? It’s crazy!”

    • @twistedwonderland1043
      @twistedwonderland1043 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@tommyhetrick Wait until they hear about... *gasp* VERBS!!!

    • @xXbr0k3n_1p4dXx
      @xXbr0k3n_1p4dXx ปีที่แล้ว +78

      "Pronouns are banned. Which means for the rest of your life you have to speak to yourself and others in third person. "

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ​@@xXbr0k3n_1p4dXx
      Gasterthemaster has called.
      Gasterthemaster is calling the conservatives, Gasterthemaster wants pronouns back.
      (Gasterthemaster sounds like a caveman)

    • @lexiright5609
      @lexiright5609 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's because they literally do not understand what they're fighting against, they do not understand what pronouns are

  • @rhapsody-bliss
    @rhapsody-bliss ปีที่แล้ว +596

    I love how half the people who make the “trans people = blackface argument” aren’t even poc let alone black

    • @emilyslicer2843
      @emilyslicer2843 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Seriously
      And then all the actually black and trans people are just like ?????? In the corner

    • @mazzy_vc
      @mazzy_vc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve never been a slave, I still have the opinion slavey is bad. You don’t have to be directly affected by something evil to call it out. I’ve never been a man, but I’m disgusted by men cosplaying as women because that’s how they ‘feel’. Women aren’t a feeling, we are whole human beings.

    • @louisadway1856
      @louisadway1856 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      ​@@mazzy_vc you don't need to understand transgender people to treat them with kindness and as a fellow human being.

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@mazzy_vcYou’re disgusted by drag queens? Why?

    • @ameliasellers6396
      @ameliasellers6396 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mazzy_vcI don't think trans people or GNC people just existing is on the same level as the horror of slavery or systemic oppression by any means. There's far more pressing things to be concerned about, like conservative politicians actively succeeding in taking away people with uterus' bodily autonomy, or literally anything else. There are people dying Kim.
      Trans people, drag queens, and GNC people are a convenient distraction created by conservatives so they can hurt a minority group they hate and get people like you to side with them as they take your rights away. They're killing two birds with one stone.

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Funyfrogbait is QUICKLY growing to be one of my favorite commentary youtubers, genuinely one of the most naturally funny people I’ve seen lately.

    • @dinosaysrawr
      @dinosaysrawr ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hard agree! Deserves more subs!

    • @ykitsmee
      @ykitsmee ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LITERALLYYY!!! They most definetely nees more subs and recognition!!

  • @Bi_wife_energy
    @Bi_wife_energy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    As a genderfluid person. I want my kids to call me dad. idk why ive always wanted it. even when i was a lil girl

  • @fallenangel4364
    @fallenangel4364 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    as a trans kid my rights are very threatened- I am in constant fear for my life, Ive had brutal harassment at school, ive been beaten up, we are moving to a new state bc of unaccepting ppl. As hilarious as these dildos are for being stupid its scary bc people watch these unironicly. If your on the right thats fine but it shouldn't be like the woke vs the right. Smh sorry bout the spelling errors and if I have gotten anything wrong its 2am for me :D
    also love calis channel and I love Annes! Thanks so much for being a great channel!
    Edit: I just got a fucking add for some republican fund raiser to protect their rights lmao

    • @AUGHHHHHBBG
      @AUGHHHHHBBG ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I’m a bisexual teen girl and let me say it’s so damn annoying when girls in the locker room think ur staring at them like no I don’t want to look at y’all flat asses💀💀💀

    • @fallenangel4364
      @fallenangel4364 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@AUGHHHHHBBG way to relatable (execpt for the men) - and they are all the copy and paste girlies lol 😭

    • @AUGHHHHHBBG
      @AUGHHHHHBBG ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fallenangel4364 I go to a school with mostly black kids so these girls are Chetto girls with these stiff ass weaves and ugly clothes like come on it’s 2023 learn how to dress please

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😭😭😭💗 my poor little kiddos, I could not imagine going through high school today. And I thought graduating in 2012 was rough.
      Good luck and stay strong

    • @fallenangel4364
      @fallenangel4364 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mightymeatymech tysm, that ment alot

  • @idkwhattoputhere5541
    @idkwhattoputhere5541 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    before my brother started school, he really loved wearing dresses, and once, my parents decided to bring him to an anarchist march, and he insisted on wearing a pink dress, and they still got comments about "wanting him to be a girl" from anarchists.

    • @Sephelions
      @Sephelions ปีที่แล้ว +137

      ...now that's just sad. Of all people, you'd think anarchists would have something better to do than bitch about a boy in a dress he wanted to wear

    • @lxmesoda
      @lxmesoda 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@Sephelionsliterally defeats the entire point of anarchy, its like racist goth/emo people

  • @Daddy_Lorax_42069
    @Daddy_Lorax_42069 ปีที่แล้ว +1933

    Daddy lorax does not approve of bigots, cringe conservatives (probably most of them), or people who chop down trees. Stay safe out there mortals, daddy lorax wishes you a happy pride month and a glorious rest of your life 💖💕👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
    Edit- daddy lorax is very busy so if he doesnt reply to you dont feel bad, he still thinks your valid💓💓💓💓💓💓

    • @Joebama87
      @Joebama87 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Common Daddy Lorax W

    • @Daddy_Lorax_42069
      @Daddy_Lorax_42069 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@Joebama87yes daddy lorax only takes dubs

    • @MrMcFlipps
      @MrMcFlipps ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Oh great Daddy Lorax, how does one obtain your level of clarity. If only we could all speak for the trees.

    • @ImTired17
      @ImTired17 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      HOLY CRAP. ITS THE LORE AXE.

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere ปีที่แล้ว +46

      thank you daddy lorax

  • @scottyb8392
    @scottyb8392 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Gender is a lot like religion... You'll probably be TOLD what you "are" from birth maybe without ever being given any room to explore it, but eventually you'll be free to choose for yourself.
    Like, you can be born into a Christian family and be told you ARE a Christian but then maybe later you feel like converting to Judaism... The transition takes a while and some people might not treat you the same as non-converts, but you're still Jewish at the end of the day, no matter what other people believe, even if they tell you you've made a mistake and you'll come back and be ashamed.

  • @angeleradescent5152
    @angeleradescent5152 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "Blue haired, piercing having, unshaven women"
    Me: ...Well I did not expect to be accurately described in this video today
    "Blue haired freaks"
    Me through tears: Thanks

    • @HazZzel-
      @HazZzel- ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Blue hair is so pretty tho

    • @isabellaakl6794
      @isabellaakl6794 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@HazZzel- It is!! I want to dye my hair blue 😍

    • @Verotica
      @Verotica ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HazZzel- blue haired liberals are the hottest

    • @Verotica
      @Verotica ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@isabellaakl6794 DO IT!!

    • @DabisTastyForeskin
      @DabisTastyForeskin ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No really 🥲

  • @caitlinreddy7330
    @caitlinreddy7330 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    a university student who has studied sociology before - there is academic proof & articles & resources ab the difference between gender & sex. at this point I've accepted that these kinds of people simply refuse to educate themselves & there really is no point wasting energy on it.

  • @cornerficus4513
    @cornerficus4513 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    I’m a closeted Trans Woman who realized who they really were some years back, and before that I wasn’t super invested in politics. After that I realized that my whole family is made up of very conservative Republicans, and being able to take that step back made me realize just how horrible they are as people. Not just regarding politics, but just in their day-to-day lives. It’s like their political affiliation has become such a big part of their identity that they literally can’t stop thinking in that way. It’s honestly really frightening

    • @oo-vivian
      @oo-vivian ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I am fully aware that your situation is shitty and i cant change that but
      Stay strong woman, hope you can be your true self publicly ome day

    • @EmmettHough-qb5ts
      @EmmettHough-qb5ts ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You definitely don’t care just say woman and not (wo)man she is a woman okay??

    • @oo-vivian
      @oo-vivian ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@EmmettHough-qb5ts my guy i did it because i wrote "stay strong man" because i usually use words like "man" or "dude" as genderneutral but i realized not everyone saw it that way
      i'll edit it without the () if you want but its really not that deep

    • @ominouslightning
      @ominouslightning ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​​@@oo-vivianI do too, and when I want to be more mindful of people who might take it wrong, I usually use "friend" or "pal." A comma before "man" could also help distinguish that it's being used as a gender neutral term. Not trying to be an asshole, so I'm sorry if it comes across that way, but I thought it might be helpful :)

    • @oo-vivian
      @oo-vivian ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ominouslightning nah i get what you're saying i just thought it'd be a funny little thing and didn't really give it much thought beyond that
      i just got a bit defensive at the accusation of "not caring" but i'll prob do it like that now

  • @chrisrelhard
    @chrisrelhard 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    fun story about 23:38, i went to prom with a guy who was trying to decide between a dress and a vintage 70's purple leisure suit and went with the suit. his father legit said that word for word. this isn't even parody anymore.

  • @rambbler
    @rambbler ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Im convinced this man did ballet or another dance class until high school where he was bullied out of it and turned into this.

  • @peachylaur
    @peachylaur ปีที่แล้ว +393

    my favorite thing about the "identify" tiktok is that he just did a complete catch-all for all self identification....like by his logic, if i say that i self identify as a baker, i'm just pretending and i've never actually baked anything in my life

    • @CoolestSwordFighter
      @CoolestSwordFighter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ywnbaw + 52%

    • @raineatscheese
      @raineatscheese ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@CoolestSwordFighterlove is really liking her own comment 💀💀

    • @isabellaakl6794
      @isabellaakl6794 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@CoolestSwordFighter They never said they were a trans girl, if you are going to be transphobic at least do it right 🙄🙄

    • @mai_art1729
      @mai_art1729 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@isabellaakl6794fr 👴🏻

    • @satomisinder9328
      @satomisinder9328 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CoolestSwordFighterokay “coolest sword fighter …” 💀

  • @Skarlis
    @Skarlis ปีที่แล้ว +793

    24:35 I met an ultra-conservative guy on a forum I frequent who claimed to be from a fairly liberal household, but he decided to convert to Catholicism and at first we were like "oh ok whatever you do you" but then he revealed over time that he was a severe holocaust-denier, became a white supremacist and believes that interracial dating/marriage was the cause of all our problems in America, and also that he used to date guys and be a theater kid but was "cured" and we were like "oh nvm it's brain worms" and got him permabanned

    • @julien4305
      @julien4305 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      How does that even happen 😭😭

    • @margodphd
      @margodphd ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Definitely brain worms or he got hard heartbroken by the guy and figured no gay-no pain

    • @zrc1514
      @zrc1514 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      The fact he said he came from a fairly liberal household and then converted to Catholicism tells you he’s lying. Being liberal does not equal atheism.A lot of liberal people are atheistic but it’s a correlation not causation thing.

    • @Dogwithoutaname
      @Dogwithoutaname ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Big yikes.

    • @definitelynotashark1799
      @definitelynotashark1799 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@margodphdno gay no pain sent me 😭

  • @felixjones-elliott4860
    @felixjones-elliott4860 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    i’m a 21 year old trans guy and when i came out at 17 my parent told me it inspired them to confront their own gender identity and they discovered they were nonbinary. we had a beautiful cry over our respective self-discovery journeys and discussed how we’d address each other. now they call me their son and i call them my Zaz. it’s wonderful :,)

  • @icantthinkstraight8853
    @icantthinkstraight8853 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    i like how you joke about lesbians saying “no you have to pay” at a dinner date when actually we just get stuck in an infinite loop of “no its okay i can pay”

  • @hopeadler507
    @hopeadler507 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    As a two spirit mom I loved this episode. And I can confirm I am an owner of a trans ray gun and I go around making sure there are NO more MANLY MEN anymore 🤬
    But actually tho I loved this Collab y’all are amazing together.

    • @lethaldream50
      @lethaldream50 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      but what if i, a woman, want to be come a manly man?!

    • @anitachamberlain3391
      @anitachamberlain3391 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@lethaldream50You must first seek out the manliest minotaur in the forest...

    • @lethaldream50
      @lethaldream50 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@anitachamberlain3391 i like where this is going, please continue

    • @deaddeer7179
      @deaddeer7179 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@anitachamberlain3391 lol is this a reference to gravity falls episode where dipper wanted to learn to be a manly man?

    • @CoolestSwordFighter
      @CoolestSwordFighter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ywnbaw + 52%

  • @cheeserat2020
    @cheeserat2020 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    It’s true. At my local froyo shop they have his picture framed and above in huge bold red letters: “DO NOT LET THIS MAN IN”

  • @ameliemichaud5694
    @ameliemichaud5694 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a climatologist, I LOVED YOUR DISCUSSION. I hate putting blame for the climate crisis on individuals. Not using Amazon does lots more than composting. How can you justify blaming people when the wealth disparity is so big. Dont blame yourself, blame corporations