Your dialogue in the comics is hysterical. That being said that comic was atrocious in every way. I remember reading it and thinking wtf you brought Boba back just to re-kill him the EXACT same way?? Definitely deserved a spot on CoG
They probably had a contract that said they couldn't mess with the status quo in the Star Wars universe, so they could bring back Boba, but in the end he had to be in that pit again.
GiRayne Are you serious? I mean, people said similar stuff about the PT and George Lucas, and now the PT is loved and the new movies are being treated like shit. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it I guess.
Can you review the comic where Han Solo has a goat head and starts a TH-cam channel where he talks movies and comics and TV shows with his pal Nick Mason? Can you review that comic?
And then Nick Mason dies, and the goat Han Solo has to make new friends every week to bring onto the podcast and has to explain who Nick Mason was and what exactly the podcast is
I love that all of these old Star Wars comics, even the alternate futures ones just always end up with Boba Fett getting offed like a scrub. I love it so much.
Things I love about this channel: hilarious banter, great source research, fantastic editing, superb animation, regular content, and the Aussie accents. I hope more and more people come to discover you guys!!
What's a Jawa's favorite drink? Martini. What's a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini. What's a Jawa's favorite pasta? Rotini. What's a Jawa's second-favorite pasta? Tortelini. What's a Jawa's favorite type of car? Lamborghini. What's a Jawa's favorite Disney character? The Genie. What's a Jawa's favorite historical figure? Benito Mussolini. Where does a Jawa go on vacation? Santorini. What kind of yoga does a Jawa do? Kundalini What does a Jawa wear to the beach? A bikini.
"It's just a ridiculous story" kinda sums up the early Marvel comic series perfectly. Even a lot Legends fans don't count them in that continuity. The way Boba Fett actually came back in the Legends continuity proper and how he was used afterwards was actually really cool.
So, let me get this straight, All the debts that Han needed to pay, and all the trouble with Jabba in the movies...could've been solved if Han had just signed a simple CHECK?!
Did they already cover the comic where Han teams up with a green rabbit man, a guy who's Don Quixote reimagined as a Jedi and other weirdos to restage the plot of Seven Samurai? Because I think there's material in there!
I always come to these COG videos thinking "I won't get through this" and then I sit through it and I think to myself "I can't wait for the next episode!"
These guys are the funniest guys on TH-cam, hands down. They’ve never had an episode I didn’t laugh at. Hopefully I’ll never be in i coma, but if so, put these guys on next to me and wait for me to giggle 🤭
Jaycee Williams Thanks. Gonna look them up right now. Cant grt enough of these two but I havent played many old video games so I had skipped Caravan of Garbage a lot.
I got this comic in a 2 pack of action figures as a kid. It was a purple and black Protocol looking droid and Boba Fett. I was ecstatic when i realized that this is the one you were talking about
1:42 so I'm reading the original run right now and the first time he gets paid in ANH he IMMEDIATELY gets robbed as soon as he leaves Yavin. I thought it was pretty funny.
Idk, Han having money stored on Tattoine, gangs vying for power after the death of Jabba, and a Speeder chase with a Sand Crawler? That sounds pretty cool
I was hoping that this would have been the Tales Of The Bounty Hunters short story where the sarlacc is an immortal collective consciousness of all its digested victims that wants to have philosophical discussions, and then Boba Fett escapes by blowing his armour up and digging his way out of a collapsing sand pit, but this was much dumber. 11/10, thanks!
@8:36: Mason's mind is XKCD confirmed Man, Star Wars comics like this one make me very glad that they're not part of the timeline for the new trilogy of movies. I mean, seriously, an entire Sandcrawler falling into and getting eaten by a Sarlaac pit?! There is no way that a Sancrawler can fit in a Sarlaac's mouth. At least Jawas get some more time to shine, I guess.
"We'll bring back one of our most visually interesting villains, and kill em again straight away, in the exact same manner as he was killed in the last one". Wow, for a second I thought you were referring to "Phasma". You guys and Rian Johnson think alike! Wait, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, don't ban me from the channel, wait no....
JJ Abrams is far worse, his Captain Phasma cowardly gave up without fighting. Rian Jhonssson; Captain Phasma fought and her fate was open-ended enough for her to fight one last time. Incompetent JJ Abrams, was the one who decided on leaving her dead despite resurecting every single character but her without explanation, he could had even made Palpatine clone thousands of her instead of those red-troopers. Chewbacca revived, Darth Plagueis is meaningless when even Babu Frick revived.
It's just that side shot. The shots of the character head on don't. It just caught my eye and it made me laugh. Even the expression on his face is kinda "Trumpish", if that's a word :D
Interesting that they show us what Tatooine looks like in the immediate aftermath of the death of Jabba and the fall of the Empire. We just got a bit of that in The Mandalorian too, but it's five years on and everything is just gone. There's nobody there.
Oh so boba fett just has to have no memories of anything to not fail at every task presented, on an every day basis. It's a miracle he didn't die before. He's safer being inside the sarlacc monster
James is simultaneously the most half-assed and most engaging storyteller ive ever encountered
Shabab Haider Too true. I've only seen such story telling prowess once before, it didn't engage me then... it does now...
It's a style known as "father who has lots of things to do but his kid isn't tired yet and needs a bedtime story".
That's the dicotomy they face.
Hamza_Boujelouah ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I see what you did there
Shabab Haider Cuz he was a teacher lol
I bloody love it when you do caravan of garbage on comics or movies
What about TV shows or videogames?
I love these animations so much (and also the bloody talking or whatever)
Me too ! I'm so glad i found this channel!
@@BrotherMag You lucky bastard! I assume you mean you found them recently.
There's audio? Wild.
Your dialogue in the comics is hysterical. That being said that comic was atrocious in every way. I remember reading it and thinking wtf you brought Boba back just to re-kill him the EXACT same way?? Definitely deserved a spot on CoG
They probably had a contract that said they couldn't mess with the status quo in the Star Wars universe, so they could bring back Boba, but in the end he had to be in that pit again.
GiRayne
Are you serious?
I mean, people said similar stuff about the PT and George Lucas, and now the PT is loved and the new movies are being treated like shit.
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it I guess.
+The Boulder I think he was just trolling.
Thread Bomb
Most likely.
@@ThreadBomb Boba escaped the pit again in different stories in different ways...
Boba Fett was marginally useful when he had amnesia but once he remembered he was Boba Fett...useless again!
I mean he’s now canonically done something!
you forget hes the reason that vader found han and got his bounty from jabba
Can you review the comic where Han Solo has a goat head and starts a TH-cam channel where he talks movies and comics and TV shows with his pal Nick Mason?
Can you review that comic?
Lol
if they don't pin this comment i'm unsubbing
BattleUp Saber you’re soaking in it, mate
@BattleUp Saber - Yeah, that one is my favorite Star Wars story by far. I hope that these two cover that one.
And then Nick Mason dies, and the goat Han Solo has to make new friends every week to bring onto the podcast and has to explain who Nick Mason was and what exactly the podcast is
"The money's been frozen because we found out the person who owned this account had also been frozen" I laughed harder than I should have.
"It's just at a bank." had me burst out laughing
I love that all of these old Star Wars comics, even the alternate futures ones just always end up with Boba Fett getting offed like a scrub. I love it so much.
What a sentence..."I like the one that was stabbed to death." LMAO
I really wish that "You know what, I tried." was a canon Han Solo line
Things I love about this channel: hilarious banter, great source research, fantastic editing, superb animation, regular content, and the Aussie accents. I hope more and more people come to discover you guys!!
What's a Jawa's favorite drink? Martini.
What's a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini.
What's a Jawa's favorite pasta? Rotini.
What's a Jawa's second-favorite pasta? Tortelini.
What's a Jawa's favorite type of car? Lamborghini.
What's a Jawa's favorite Disney character? The Genie.
What's a Jawa's favorite historical figure? Benito Mussolini.
Where does a Jawa go on vacation? Santorini.
What kind of yoga does a Jawa do? Kundalini
What does a Jawa wear to the beach? A bikini.
You forgot the their favorite magician
Houdini
Favourite opera composer: Puccini
What do pirate Jawas do if they’re displeased with their captain? Mutiny
Favourite musician: Paganini!
So they're Italians is what you're trying to tell me, Jolly.
i love how these comic videos are edited
This is now VERY relevant. Surprised the algorithm hasn't pushed it to more people.
It’s kinda insane how they were right
@@Bemosto you mean it's kind of insane that Disney are taking the Canon stories that they made non canon and redoing them?
''I liked the one that got stabbed'' LMAO chill
Because he's a dad?
i'd like to imagine that the alien at 6:31 actually said "they're bloody madmen, mate"
Loose units!
I think it's hilarious this video will probably be getting randomly more views because of he new Mandalorian episodes
"It's just a ridiculous story" kinda sums up the early Marvel comic series perfectly. Even a lot Legends fans don't count them in that continuity.
The way Boba Fett actually came back in the Legends continuity proper and how he was used afterwards was actually really cool.
So, let me get this straight,
All the debts that Han needed to pay, and all the trouble with Jabba in the movies...could've been solved if Han had just signed a simple CHECK?!
Remember when you guy's did the Caravan of Garbage of "The Han Solo Adventure" yeah that was great.
Retitling the video to better fit current events is just something you’d do, Mr Scumbag Movies!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed, the slimy Australian snake cashing in on searches. Genius, but true scumbag
Did they already cover the comic where Han teams up with a green rabbit man, a guy who's Don Quixote reimagined as a Jedi and other weirdos to restage the plot of Seven Samurai? Because I think there's material in there!
The rabbit's name was Jaxxon. His skeleton shows up in an episode of The Clone Wars.
Well then,there now. Classic storyline! The New Hole in the Wall Gang!
Same species, anyway.
Loving the title change for better SEO ;-) still a great video!
Your content just keeps getting better and better. Keep it mates. Way to go Ben and Erik, you guys did a great job.
Why the hell is the pixelated dice not the thumbnail?!
I always come to these COG videos thinking "I won't get through this" and then I sit through it and I think to myself "I can't wait for the next episode!"
Why do your Thumbnails make Alden Ehrenreich look way more like a young Han Solo than the official Disney footage?
Because its Harrison and Aldren superimposed ontop of each other
These guys are the funniest guys on TH-cam, hands down. They’ve never had an episode I didn’t laugh at. Hopefully I’ll never be in i coma, but if so, put these guys on next to me and wait for me to giggle 🤭
Thanks Ron very much appreciated!
Agreed!
RORF!?!? That's the oddest onomatopoeia to use for a pair of dice.
Ooh I member star wars
Star what now?
@@bul13ts hmm
"Bib Fortuna in a Vest" - I need to remember this name for a sock account one day.
3:57 - "Blip boop", but like a wolf whistle :3
WHY did they cut out Chewbacca ripping an arm off?
i think it was something to do with it ruining the pace of the movie or the structure, well something like that.
Cuz Disney.
Why did they cut out Lukes third lesson for Rey?
Cuz Disney.
GiRayne Why didn't they cut out Rose Tico?
Cuz muh Chinese Yen!
Charlie Because Disney make movies that target family audiences with a G, PG, or PG-13 rating.
+GiRayne Did I strike a nerve? What's your problem, do you own stocks in the company or something?
Wait, is today Tuesday?! Fuck I missed work!
It's sunday
This one made me laugh even more than your other videos. Also I don't know why, but I love the way James pronounces Chewbacca.
1:58 he uses the money to pay all of his debts, and the first bunch isn't enough for all of his debts
Watching this was made worth it as soon as James say “loose unit.”
All that happened in ONE comic? Whoa! :-D
the sound of the page turning really ties things together, interesting
Suddenly relevant.
This was all so so good. Thank you! “Hey Jaba...go to the bank.” 😂
Thank you!!!! I've been waiting for a caravan of garbage that wasn't a terrible video game
Jaycee Williams i honestly thought they were just video games.
Ronan Kelly no the old ones, the original ones included comics and movies, the pretty funny and worth a look tbh
Jaycee Williams Thanks. Gonna look them up right now. Cant grt enough of these two but I havent played many old video games so I had skipped Caravan of Garbage a lot.
Great video. Loved how you included the sounds to make it more real.
I wish I could hire you to make videos of, and read some of my favorite comics’ stories to me.
Han Solo gets winged and he’s like “Ah No Good” lolol
Thank you Ben! Nice LEGO insert...
I got this comic in a 2 pack of action figures as a kid. It was a purple and black Protocol looking droid and Boba Fett. I was ecstatic when i realized that this is the one you were talking about
Maso, when you said "I remember" I said it at the exact same time! Then I yelled jinx so you owe me a Coke. From a four and a half year old video.
Can't wait for the obligatory "Nuh uh! Force Awakens was worse than this!" comments.
Rick Berman McCallum nah mate force awakens was much more dense
Rick Berman McCallum it really was though
Well if you want to hear it, force awakens is worst than this comment
Nope TLJ is
Yup
Mad how Boba fett escapes this exact way now in canon, including the jawas
Except this time he kills the Sarlacc!
Btw, I really love the animation in these vids! My sincerest contrafibularities to the animator.
Why, tis a common word, sir...down our way.
this was awesome. you should make up your own lines for movies and comics all the time. Maybe even start a series.
Star Wars 81 was the first (and only?) Star Wars comic I ever picked up in the 80s. I still remember the story, and WHAT A COVER
i'll be honest, i never noticed dice hanging off the falcon's wind screen/cockpit until the last jedi kept shoving them in our faces
Love the animation, mates!
Bobba felt escaped the sarlac again I believe it’s either a legends or was in some sort of cartoon but he survived again lol
1:42 so I'm reading the original run right now and the first time he gets paid in ANH he IMMEDIATELY gets robbed as soon as he leaves Yavin. I thought it was pretty funny.
Hahaha they really gummed-up the Sarlacc 🤣
well this aged well
Idk, Han having money stored on Tattoine, gangs vying for power after the death of Jabba, and a Speeder chase with a Sand Crawler? That sounds pretty cool
Well this answered the main question of last week!
lol not really, In the end of the comic bobba ends up back in a sarlac pit XD
6:50 The old lady looks like an old Adam Driver with a wig on
That picture of Han at Chase bank is amazing
OMG! Your review is hysterical. I had all of those comics as a kid. You seriously need to do more. There is several more worse than that. Great job.
Now you implanted in my head the idea of a MAUS caravan of garbage. DO IT
The editing was fantastic. Great job Ben (unless it wasn't Ben then good job not Ben)
I was hoping that this would have been the Tales Of The Bounty Hunters short story where the sarlacc is an immortal collective consciousness of all its digested victims that wants to have philosophical discussions, and then Boba Fett escapes by blowing his armour up and digging his way out of a collapsing sand pit, but this was much dumber. 11/10, thanks!
8:16 Hah, another Mandalorian reference in retrospect. In Episode 2, the Mando clings to the side of a sandcrawler like in Last Crusade
I would pay money for a copy of that comic with you guys redoing all the dialogue, it would just be the best
@8:36: Mason's mind is XKCD confirmed
Man, Star Wars comics like this one make me very glad that they're not part of the timeline for the new trilogy of movies. I mean, seriously, an entire Sandcrawler falling into and getting eaten by a Sarlaac pit?! There is no way that a Sancrawler can fit in a Sarlaac's mouth.
At least Jawas get some more time to shine, I guess.
Yet another predictive video by Mr. SM. May the relevancy be with you.
Is that the whole story??? Fuck. My head hurts from lack of excitement.
The part where the speeders circle the crawler and then Han jumped on board was quite good.
Can I just say the Rose and Finn plot in TLJ reminds me a lot of one of these stories.
I read this around 1985. The big English comics which came out every week
This is the best Star Wars story ever if this is not the plot of the Solo movie I am giving up on Star Wars!!
"We'll bring back one of our most visually interesting villains, and kill em again straight away, in the exact same manner as he was killed in the last one". Wow, for a second I thought you were referring to "Phasma". You guys and Rian Johnson think alike! Wait, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, don't ban me from the channel, wait no....
JJ Abrams is far worse, his Captain Phasma cowardly gave up without fighting. Rian Jhonssson; Captain Phasma fought and her fate was open-ended enough for her to fight one last time. Incompetent JJ Abrams, was the one who decided on leaving her dead despite resurecting every single character but her without explanation, he could had even made Palpatine clone thousands of her instead of those red-troopers. Chewbacca revived, Darth Plagueis is meaningless when even Babu Frick revived.
I'm pretty sure that a sandcrawler would just crush the sarlac to death
Love the usage of motion graphics in your videos!
Clever James....
Just got reccommded this lol, good timing.
2:14 - I think that dude talking to Han is Donald Trump
atarileaf I was gonna make an ironic comment about how you’re “original”... but holy shit it does look like him
It's just that side shot. The shots of the character head on don't. It just caught my eye and it made me laugh. Even the expression on his face is kinda "Trumpish", if that's a word :D
This was by far my favorite episode
I had no idea that Bucky O'Hare was part of the Star Wars universe! 0:28
*This is not what I thought I came for.*
Boba gets accidentally burped out with amnesia only to get sucked in again 💀😂
*"Remember Star Wars"*
"Member Chewbacca?!" "I love membering Chewbacca!"
I like the concept of having consequences to destroying the only governing body on Tatooine.
R2-D2: Oh shit it’s that fucking guy!
Me: Crying 😂
Interesting that they show us what Tatooine looks like in the immediate aftermath of the death of Jabba and the fall of the Empire. We just got a bit of that in The Mandalorian too, but it's five years on and everything is just gone. There's nobody there.
Han Solo? More like One Swallow...
Like a bird...
Like a falcon...
Like the Millennium Falcon...
whAT?!
Come, i’ll show you the door.
You should feel a deep sense of shame.
Is like a little bird....like a sparrrrow.
Thread Bomb Deeper than I already feel?
These comic animations are awesome, friends.
"O shit it's that fuckin guy" is 100% something that R2 would canonically say
Hahah we need more info from that arm being ripped off scene. Hilarious!
"Your money's been carbonited" HAHA! u guys are hilarious!
What I thought was, if Han Solo had been shot, would the bank have to shoot his money?
5:35 I have that exact "boba-fett-shaped-figure" on my desk!!! lol
Great work men! 10/10
Friendly reminder that not everything in the old EU / Legends was worth remembering nor even considered canon back then.
Erik Chen is killing it
the one I want you to read is from this era but not this one. It had Liea in a ridiculous costume. So funny. Like how the comic knows about the dice.
Oh so boba fett just has to have no memories of anything to not fail at every task presented, on an every day basis.
It's a miracle he didn't die before. He's safer being inside the sarlacc monster