@Nero Metal How was he being a drama queen? Lol, you're the only dramatic one here with your fucking "uwu pats vennies head" like stfu you furry degenerate
The editing on these videos is exemplary (look it up). As funny as these guys are, the video editing actually makes them twice as fun which is almost impossible to do. They hire a guy I think.
You know it's gonna be a fun and wacky Venom adventure when he's disguised as a nun at a church and fights a man with robot spider legs and a Jesus lady with Ghost Rider wearing bright orange clothing!
Venom needing chocolate actually makes sense if you read the panel. The reason Venom bites heads off is because the symbiote needs a chemical called phenethylamine to stay sane. It is a chemical produced in the brain of living things, but it's also found in chocolate. That's why at the end of the Venom movie he asks for tater tots AND chocolate when they're at the convenience store. The fact that the writers could incorporate such a scientific little factoid into a silly comic book character is impressive IMO.
Ah yes. The free give away comics that smelled vaguely of cigarettes that introduced Smokescreen: the villain who oddly never became an ironic joke villain and featured purple skin-tight, midriff outfit Storm.
Oh yeah there's actually 2 of these, the original one from the 80s (Storm in her original black one-piece and cape, Luke in his puffy yellow shirt) and then the basically shot for shot remake from the 2000s with updated costumes and references.
Yeah. And neither made much sense as to why Luke Cage was there. In the 80's, he was just kind of a left over blaxploitation character that most readers probably overlooked in favor of like the X-Men, Spider-Man, and Daredevil. In the 2000's, he was just kind of a dated stereotype that no mainstream readers knew about because he didn't have a movie like Spider-Man or the X-Men did. Also, bizarrely, the updating of the costumes was weird because neither Storm nor Cage were wearing those costumes then. Storm wasn't in the comics much (outside of X-Treme X-Men) and Luke Cage was transitioning into his New Avengers/bald look. {Correction, I did look both designs up from the time, and LC did match up better, but the New Avengers look was the 2000's look that most people remember}.
Agent Smith and Agent Jones, kinda like a certain Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in a famous movie that this comic was based off? Subtle comic, subtle 😂
Villain's plan: Stab Venom (who in the previous issue proved he was IMMUNE to the poison) and Ghost Rider (who is a skeleton on fire) and inject them with poison. Yeah, no way that won't work.
The BEST Venom story is the one where he teams up with... Rob Schneider!!! And he’s about to find out that teaming up with, “The Stapler” is harder than it seems... Rated: You Can Do It... Derp
The symbiote went through so much.....6 hosts, went to space, rediscovered his origins, fought his god and other stuff that would make a man mad but this is truly his worst experience ever
Attack my childhood will you? These were the only venom comics I had and I read them 100x over. This video was a great callback because I also forgot they existed
LISTEN, whomever may be editing this video, you can't just bust out the Sonic Unleashed Werehog fight theme like that when Terrachnid and Venom throw hands. You've gotta give some time to prepare
My favorite part of this comic is the part where Arachnord thinks he can poison Ghost Rider. I mean Venom maybe, if you get through the symbiote and just straight up inject brock? But even then I feel like the symbiote would be able to fix it. Either way Ghost Rider is a flaming skeleton. How do you poison a skeleton?
Hey James just wanted to let you know that during some very trying times your videos helped me a lot. It would be awesome if you responded of not that's cool too but just wanted to let you know.
@@alexrhind8459 Precisely! I tried to emphasize the echo in the Fortress of Solitude and screamed "It's Fantastic! " upon viewing such a majestic sight. The quote from SUPERMAN 2 and the rest is just me having a stroke.
You go through life thinking you'll never hear of the film "The Money Train" again and Caravan of Garbage just ruins the smallest of your life's expectations.
It's not even the worst. I was expecting them to do an episode on that horrible 90's Hulk vs Venom comic where venom is drawn with an agape jaw that spews acid and hulk is nerd hulk, and then they team up and do a snl sketch bit on tv, and that's not a joke
2:46 It’s the chemical present in chocolate The same chemical present in BRAINS! So when he’s not about to kill a criminal and he’s just strolling around You probably want to satiate his hunger with something other then the brains of the innocent
Crazy thing is... I actually had that comic and completely forgot about it. It was so bad I turned it into a repressed memory. Now I remember going to the comic shop and thinking 'Oooo new Venom.... and GHOST RIDER? This will be cool!'. So thanks for reminding me of a past trauma.
Remember that time in Venom’s first appearance when he started singing the theme song to Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood as he’s beating the snot out of Spider-Man?
It's also kind of sad because the strict operating procedures of the MCU will probably prevent the character from being redone on a big screen level with a budget big enough to support CGI dragons and top-tier fight choreography. Like, now the only way that the character can be adapted or appear is as he has been since S1 and in Defenders/Luke Cage appearances (if Defenders ever gets a sequel/second season).
i loved the detail in the animated series of making Venom's outline half blue and half red. nice nod to the fact that Carnage hadnt yet split from Venom. after they split his outline is only blue. great little touch.
The priest you used as an example of the sign of the Cross is Fr. Micheal Schmitz. He is a great preacher and super understanding. Plus before he became a priest, he was in the running for Robin in one of the Batman movies I think. Haha.
So Teraknid is a man...who has some of the properties of a Spider...and he's fighting Venom...so it's a very original concept. Also, nice touch on the Sonic Unleashed music during the tussle.
Fr. Mike Schmitz in a Caravan of Garbage episode?!? That was like seeing your two friends from different circles hanging out and it was really weird lmaoooo
Love how Venny is all CHOF CHOF CHOF on the choco bars at the beginning, but in the end he's calmly eating the cake by the slice.
...Character growth?
ScreamingScallop Hey man, you gotta impress them government bois
Ghost rider: I'm going to do my penance thing
Venom: nah mate
Ghost rider: k
Victor Wolfrin Venom: Ye mate I don’t actually have eyes so it won’t work
Ghost Rider: Right mate I’ll just head out
@Nero Metal How was he being a drama queen? Lol, you're the only dramatic one here with your fucking "uwu pats vennies head" like stfu you furry degenerate
@Nero Metal I hope you're trolling
That first ad placement was on point.
"Theres a.. a dic...
(Adbreak)
...tator."
If you look at the thought balloon, it first says dick then corrects itself
Lol
Even better, My ad was for Trojan condoms
glad i wasn't the one who noticed it
Right
I can confirm that Jesus' powers do include speed and flight.
Jonah Nesland Jesus Christ was Kryptonian, did you know?
he can do all things so he chooses two generic ones.
Including but not limited to...
If he supposed to be everywhere at once he gotta get there sum how 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Next comics explained video ; beyond Omega level mutant : Jesus H. Christ
This is some of Ben’s best editing yet, my God I’m crying laughing. The little subtleties are so on point
3yrs later and Ben’s editing still holds very tasteful
@@Devonm251 10yrs later and Ben’s editing still holds very tasteful
Literally just done the same guffawing loudly in a cafe. People are staring… I don’t care 😂😂😂😂
@@Devonm251why would it not hold up?.. 🙄
@@Yan-tz9pn as some of his best dumbass
6:00 Holy shit that edit was impressive.
Barry Scott but what was his name!?
Francisco Peralta Teraknord?
The editing on these videos is exemplary (look it up). As funny as these guys are, the video editing actually makes them twice as fun which is almost impossible to do. They hire a guy I think.
yeah he's a lad called Ben, he's awesome :)
Totamon Maybe; I’ve already forgotten it
"why did you do this in New York city when it has full of superheroes?"
LMAO
"What super powers does she have?"
"Oh, she's like fast and she can fly."
"Like Jesus!"
Quality content guys😂😂😂
"Knock knock let the devil in" just took on a whole new meaning
BattleUp Saber Knock knock let the devil send his second most popular Rider in
You know it's gonna be a fun and wacky Venom adventure when he's disguised as a nun at a church and fights a man with robot spider legs and a Jesus lady with Ghost Rider wearing bright orange clothing!
So you know it’s going to be that only after reading the entire thing?
Justin Coleman well in this scenario I’m telling this to someone who hasn’t read it yet
I’m so glad we’re still using the sonic unleashed music.
We will always be using the sonic unleashed music.
"She's fast and she can fly"
"Oh like Jesus"
My wife hates you... mainly because she is trying to sleep and im pissing myself laughing. You guys are the best! Thank you
Hows the marriage going?
@@unodosdres3060legend has it that he is still married but stays in a separate bedroom.
Venom 2: Venom, you're a bloody, bloody gonna get you.
"Students and friends."
Followed by a super high-pitched "That's nice!"
This is soo bad it’s as bad as A turd in the wind
Pussy
Genuinely surprised how many likes this comment has. Considering, you know, it wasn't that good. So many better ways to roast than this.
@Bikewreck I'm here 5 years later to tell you it would have taken zero time to NOT be a dick. I hope you spent the last 5 years growing up. 🤨
12:24 Everything is great when it's Bionicle.
So Eddie Brock became Venun
Venun 2: Back in the Habit!
patrick van beveren Venun v Ghost Rider: Dawn of *Kryptonian Jesus*
Oh, very good.
3:11 I see what you did there lmao
Venom needing chocolate actually makes sense if you read the panel. The reason Venom bites heads off is because the symbiote needs a chemical called phenethylamine to stay sane. It is a chemical produced in the brain of living things, but it's also found in chocolate. That's why at the end of the Venom movie he asks for tater tots AND chocolate when they're at the convenience store. The fact that the writers could incorporate such a scientific little factoid into a silly comic book character is impressive IMO.
Well thank you thats was nice info. thats amazing writing to make him a good guy.
I actually like that explanation
Lol
just because it makes sense doesn't mean it isn't dumb.
@@thewerewolff7248 Well, just because it's dumb doesn't mean it isn't fun.
Trapped in a island with Josh Hutcherson is a modern classic
The Jenny Nicholson reading of it should be in the library of Congress
THIS
You guys should do the marvel drug awareness and safety comics. I remember there's a smoking one with Spider-man, Storm, and Luke Cage.
I didn't know I needed that in my life until now
Ah yes. The free give away comics that smelled vaguely of cigarettes that introduced Smokescreen: the villain who oddly never became an ironic joke villain and featured purple skin-tight, midriff outfit Storm.
Oh yeah there's actually 2 of these, the original one from the 80s (Storm in her original black one-piece and cape, Luke in his puffy yellow shirt) and then the basically shot for shot remake from the 2000s with updated costumes and references.
Yeah. And neither made much sense as to why Luke Cage was there. In the 80's, he was just kind of a left over blaxploitation character that most readers probably overlooked in favor of like the X-Men, Spider-Man, and Daredevil. In the 2000's, he was just kind of a dated stereotype that no mainstream readers knew about because he didn't have a movie like Spider-Man or the X-Men did.
Also, bizarrely, the updating of the costumes was weird because neither Storm nor Cage were wearing those costumes then. Storm wasn't in the comics much (outside of X-Treme X-Men) and Luke Cage was transitioning into his New Avengers/bald look. {Correction, I did look both designs up from the time, and LC did match up better, but the New Avengers look was the 2000's look that most people remember}.
All the videos are well done and well put together but the editing on this video is insane. 5 years late but you definitely deserve props for that
Agent Smith and Agent Jones, kinda like a certain Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in a famous movie that this comic was based off? Subtle comic, subtle 😂
Josh Turner I was legit just about to comment this! 😂
Ha! I did comment, then scrolled down, saw this and quickly deleted all trace of it ;)
@5:38 Deadpan and dry as a martini: “Oh yeah, like Jesus.” Legendary. 🤣
7:24 "oh god I hope there aren't any secret jazz band around the corner waiting for me"
I understood that reference
Mason: “she’s like fast and she can fly”
James: “aw yeah like Jesus”
Legend has it Teraknid is spider mans dad.
Villain's plan: Stab Venom (who in the previous issue proved he was IMMUNE to the poison) and Ghost Rider (who is a skeleton on fire) and inject them with poison. Yeah, no way that won't work.
I'm honestly not sure how Venom is PG still. It has 2 literal decapitations.
TrueUnderDawgGaming it’s a 15 in the uk which is the same rating deadpool got here
The least bloody decapitations imaginable. That’s how.
Probably Hollywood politics
instablaster
Venom eating chocolate to avoid killing people is actually quite genius.
Works on a lot of us
Please do more dubs of stupid comics. It gives me the necessary laughs I need to continue another day.
How is the editing on this channel always so good, dayum.
Anyone else get a commercial at 03:10
"There's a dic..."
COMMERCIAL
"... tator"
🤣🤣🤣
Samuel Mansell
Yeah ha ha
8:40 a murderous dictator who is removed from the money train because of his murderous ways? How unrealistic!
A decent Venom and Ghost Rider story from the 90s was Spirits of Venom, it's got Spiderman and Johnny Blaze too.
The BEST Venom story is the one where he teams up with... Rob Schneider!!! And he’s about to find out that teaming up with, “The Stapler” is harder than it seems...
Rated: You Can Do It... Derp
Rob Schneider is, “The Stapler”
Rated: PG Derp
One of the few South Park jokes that deserves its longevity.
"Venom is like Joker and the Mask combined...."
that was also a comic though.
7:24 I sure hope there aren't any Jazz Bands around this corner
Venom devouring chocolate just reminds me of how much the Martian Manhunter loves Oreos.
" EVERYBODY!!
BLOODY...
STOP WHAT
YOU'RE DOING!
STOP WHAT YOU'RE
DOING!! STOP DOING
IT...STOP BEING
AT CHURCH! "
The symbiote went through so much.....6 hosts, went to space, rediscovered his origins, fought his god and other stuff that would make a man mad but this is truly his worst experience ever
Bionicle graphic appears--
* Sighs, thinking of days long gone...
Lmaooo look at his bigass swing 😂 2:13
Attack my childhood will you? These were the only venom comics I had and I read them 100x over. This video was a great callback because I also forgot they existed
Best part of finishing work on a Sunday is coming back to these vids👌🏻
Hahaha! This is some awesome editing right there - on top of a really funny conversation! You guys are the best!
"Fear not, sinners...for I am HERE!"
4:45
Bruh, how did Fr. Mike Schmitz get in this video 😂😂😂 lol. 0:57 . Shoutout to all the Catholics out there.
“This is how far Venom has fallen” literally Venom in Venom 2
LISTEN, whomever may be editing this video, you can't just bust out the Sonic Unleashed Werehog fight theme like that when Terrachnid and Venom throw hands. You've gotta give some time to prepare
Did everyone forget the amount of times Venom has been in a kids cartoon and being PG?
My favorite part of this comic is the part where Arachnord thinks he can poison Ghost Rider. I mean Venom maybe, if you get through the symbiote and just straight up inject brock? But even then I feel like the symbiote would be able to fix it. Either way Ghost Rider is a flaming skeleton. How do you poison a skeleton?
12:25 I feel so attacked right now.
8:13
Me: prepares to defend Danny Ketch’s Ghostrider costume
Also Me: Sees what they did to it in this comic, and doesn’t defend anything
Hey James just wanted to let you know that during some very trying times your videos helped me a lot. It would be awesome if you responded of not that's cool too but just wanted to let you know.
Hey Tan, hope things are looking up. Also thanks for the support mate!
@@mrsundaymovies Thanks man, means a lot and things are much better now. Thanks again.
@@Aeon2Flux Are you having a stroke?
@@alexrhind8459 Precisely! I tried to emphasize the echo in the Fortress of Solitude and screamed "It's Fantastic! " upon viewing such a majestic sight. The quote from SUPERMAN 2 and the rest is just me having a stroke.
Oi those were BIONICLE books
You go through life thinking you'll never hear of the film "The Money Train" again and Caravan of Garbage just ruins the smallest of your life's expectations.
It's not even the worst. I was expecting them to do an episode on that horrible 90's Hulk vs Venom comic where venom is drawn with an agape jaw that spews acid and hulk is nerd hulk, and then they team up and do a snl sketch bit on tv, and that's not a joke
0:59 What an odd way to find out my brother is a ordained priest.
I love when you do a comic book.
The funniest is when you fill in the thought bubbles
2:46
It’s the chemical present in chocolate
The same chemical present in BRAINS!
So when he’s not about to kill a criminal and he’s just strolling around
You probably want to satiate his hunger with something other then the brains of the innocent
“Oh yeah like Jesus” completely dead pan kills me
Love all your videos. So much inspiration and your personalities and delivery is just great! 😂
Crazy thing is... I actually had that comic and completely forgot about it. It was so bad I turned it into a repressed memory. Now I remember going to the comic shop and thinking 'Oooo new Venom.... and GHOST RIDER? This will be cool!'.
So thanks for reminding me of a past trauma.
Remember that time in Venom’s first appearance when he started singing the theme song to Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood as he’s beating the snot out of Spider-Man?
Do you remember which issue that was from? Like the first ever appearance of venom?
This is the most fun reading of a comic book I have ever seen and heard in my life. Please do more
You can’t tell me that a comic featuring my two favorite marvel characters is bad.
Good job on the Mother reference, Sparkocean!
Is there anything chocolate CAN'T SOLVE?????!!!
Agent Smith and Agent Jones? Like Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones? That's not very subtle at all.
My goodness gracious they canceled iron fist just when it’s getting good
It's also kind of sad because the strict operating procedures of the MCU will probably prevent the character from being redone on a big screen level with a budget big enough to support CGI dragons and top-tier fight choreography. Like, now the only way that the character can be adapted or appear is as he has been since S1 and in Defenders/Luke Cage appearances (if Defenders ever gets a sequel/second season).
Iron fisted
Bruce Parker
Maybe they can just do it like Hulk, recast the actor and put him in other movies like Doctor Strange or Spider-Man.
6:00 love the added bvs music. Priceless
1:54 Funny you should say that. The Joker and the Mask did gave a crossover mini series a few years ago. The Mask also had a crossover with Lobo.
9:42-10:25 Brian Michael Bendis would love this.
ComiXProvider FTW_02 This had me in tears😂
“No I think he’s stung in his spider bits”
the editing in this video is amazing
1:52 you guys have to read the (yes, this is real) Joker Mask comic.
You guys are great, please keep doing what you’re doing
The book referenced at 0:26 is real. Check out Jenny Nicholson's takedown of it. Hilarious.
Good Venom: That series where it was Flash Thompson in the suit and it was written by the guy who did Deadly Class
Bad Venom: EVERYTHING ELSE
*My theory: this story never happened, it was one of Ms. Marvel's (Kamala Khan's) fan-fics.*
Eddie brock as a nun looks like almight from My Hero Academia 😂
Sure does
Like a thurd in the wind
7:19 oh come on! I would be grateful and give him a hug! Who wouldn’t?
i loved the detail in the animated series of making Venom's outline half blue and half red. nice nod to the fact that Carnage hadnt yet split from Venom. after they split his outline is only blue. great little touch.
That’s not true. Look up shots of Venom and Carnage in the same scene; Venom is still blue and red.
5:27 Terrorists being like "EVEYBODY BLOODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" is fuckin hilarious XD
7:25 sonic unleashed battle music 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Had fun pointing out every Plants vs. Zombies sound effect.
7:18 I’m thinking: oh venoms acting like chip from sonic unleashed. (Suddenly the night battle theme plays) Jesus Christ they read my mind!
You get a wrinkle! YOU HEY A WRINKLE! YOOOU GET A WRINKLE!! EVERYY ONE GETS A WRINKLE!!!
The priest you used as an example of the sign of the Cross is Fr. Micheal Schmitz. He is a great preacher and super understanding. Plus before he became a priest, he was in the running for Robin in one of the Batman movies I think. Haha.
So Teraknid is a man...who has some of the properties of a Spider...and he's fighting Venom...so it's a very original concept.
Also, nice touch on the Sonic Unleashed music during the tussle.
Fr. Mike Schmitz in a Caravan of Garbage episode?!? That was like seeing your two friends from different circles hanging out and it was really weird lmaoooo
2:12 what game is this?
anybody know?
7:25 the sonic unleashed music tho lmao
2:56 True Blood
I love you guys, never stop doing what you do.
04:35 He looks a lot like All Might... but in a nun outfit.
We all know that there's only one secret identity that eddie truly has...
*RAD EDDIE, BABY!*