That didn't bother me when I was playing as a teenager, But now I'm less dumb and can't fucking understand what Niko was thinking putting his real name in the goddamn resume.
Auto Aim and shotgun is your friend here. To get out fast, go down the stairs in the lobby. After killing 3 enemies a enemy cop will open the emergency exit down there and you get a easy escape.
Lmao, this is the pinnacle of GTA IV. I love how when you follow the receptionist, she just goes on and on about how good of a person Goldberg is, trying to make you feel even worse about killing him.
But then you hear him say “Guns don’t kill people, video games do” and you know he’s one of the delusional media idiots stirring up trouble and ignoring real problems.
Fun fact: If you used a gun inside the building, the police dispatch radio will say this: “Shots fired at the building of Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster. Employ extreme discretion before using your weapons. We don't need any more lawsuits.”
Can you give me tips to be a better GTA driver? This guy's a pro, but when level 80s are chasing me down Los Santos in Online, I need proper driving tricks to escape.
TheSuperSeanyo Do you drive in real life? Then you know it is harder to drive corners or through tight passages if you have too much speed. Second thing, learn your surroundings so you can anticipate the alleys you are going to turn to. It is harder for the players in pursuit because they must react to your sudden moves. Also memorize locations for couple of jumps, there's high chance you survive it but they are overwhelmed by the surprise and crash. Choose a vehicle that has good acceleration and good handling, top speed is not first priority. Stick with the vehicle you've chosen, it is easier if you can "feel" if the velocity is ok for your planned maneuvers.
TheSuperSeanyo Do you drive in real life? Then you know it is harder to drive corners or through tight passages if you have too much speed. Second thing, learn your surroundings so you can anticipate the alleys you are going to turn to. It is harder for the players in pursuit because they must react to your sudden moves. Also memorize locations for couple of jumps, there's high chance you survive it but they are overwhelmed by the surprise and crash. Choose a vehicle that has good acceleration and good handling, top speed is not first priority. Stick with the vehicle you've chosen, it is easier if you can "feel" if the velocity is ok for your planned maneuvers.
That quote was actually said by Jack Thompson, who is a real life lawyer. He is the one who sues Rockstar Games many times due to video game violence. Most of the video game companies hated him. Tom Goldberg in this game is based on Jack Thompson.
@@player2-lightwater914 oh in that case I'm playing the whole game again and going back to that mission and push 200 pounds of lead into his face with my M16
@@lamlelamatsiliza8550 If you kill him with guns, you will attract 3 stars wanted level but if you do it with melee weapons, you won't get any wanted level.
When you stabbed the guy and jumped off the window. I seriously bursted out laughing. In all my 5 years of playing Gta 4 I have never thought about doing what you did. Well guess I learn new things everyday :-)
Of couse somebody with the channel name "meme central" would say that.Also this game came out the same year obama was elected they definitly predicted him well
Doesnt matter who was president when this came out, you can predict as far into the future as you like. And right now, everyone except the die hard magas is going to tie what Frances said to Trump most.
9 times. 9 times is the number of times I have played through this game for the last 5 years and never have I ever thought of doing that. That is why this channel is fucking awesome.
I remember my first playthrough if this mission. I fucking killed so many people fighting my way through the building when I could've just went out the window.
Aw, I never liked killing Goldberg. :( Not after how he always complimented me. He seemed like a great guy too. But probably the GTA IV lore tells otherwise which I haven't read yet.
Excellent driving skills! Never was good at driving. Mainly because if it got busted, I'd just jack a new one. Keeping a nice car without dents was the greatest challenge for me in this game.
Illuminati don't even exist. Did you even read the poster? "We see all. We know all." As in the LCPD know what you are doing. Derp. You forgot your tinfoil hat at your bomb shelter.
Proverbs 28:10 Whoso causeth the righteous to go astray in an evil way, he shall fall himself into his own pit: but the upright shall have good things in possession.
If you dont point the gun at him immediately and keep listening at one point he starts insulting you telling you you are a waste of space and you are wasting my time! 😅😅
That didn't bother me when I was playing as a teenager, But now I'm less dumb and can't fucking understand what Niko was thinking putting his real name in the goddamn resume.
Forty Five I know right
Me too man
that's probably how he died, police and fib probably put two and two together and hunted him down
end me What about the United Liberty Paper contact? Niko did favors for him so his file wasn't handed over to the FIB :D
end me lol! It is probably just a flaw. If that were true Niko would be getting tracked and arrested from the start
This mission's reward is 1000$
But the Perseus's suit + shoes cost more than 1000$
Damn it.
After Three Leaf Clover, i think that's not a big deal
@@PortlandSucksss Alex?
Not stonks
@@grandtheft248 she is one of niko's girlfriends
Francis got the shittest payouts.
"Guns don't kill people, video games do" niko kills the lawyer
Based on Jack Thompson
If only Jackoff Thompson is the lawyer, he will do his stupid best to ban the game and we'll be happy to kill him virtually.
Knives do though
illuminati exist confirmed
The Wanna Be Dinkster ..
Wait... you can jump out the window? That woud have saved me a lot of trouble.
exactlyyyyyyy
The Indigenous Atheist I know and I didn’t even think to use a knife now a loud gun
Auto Aim and shotgun is your friend here. To get out fast, go down the stairs in the lobby. After killing 3 enemies a enemy cop will open the emergency exit down there and you get a easy escape.
Turtle Warrior same I always shot him and not stabbed him and then people always start shooting at me
Same
Niko's resume is awesome.
Hahaha he graduated from Bulford Academy in the UK lmao
Kevin B I’m currently job hunting. Think I’ll use that exact resume 😂
gogetta80 did you got a job ?
@@Khadafi_1986 Bullshit.
@@Khadafi_1986 liar
2:10
"Not in the showers!"
Niko fighting for his straight sexuality.
DanishWithAGasMask Because Niko is a respected religious man of culture and the legends.
Niko. Is. Straight!
Damn dirty trolls.
Well Roman did set him up on a gay date to kill a guy soooo
@@theguybehindyou4762 Nikochu is my original character, DO NOT STEAL!
@@Ohflipsnap Now I'll have nightmares about Niko/Pikachu hybrids infesting Liberty City! :U
Lmao, this is the pinnacle of GTA IV. I love how when you follow the receptionist, she just goes on and on about how good of a person Goldberg is, trying to make you feel even worse about killing him.
Revlis the Reviler lol fuck
I did actually felt a bit sorry for killing Goldberg.
But then you hear him say “Guns don’t kill people, video games do” and you know he’s one of the delusional media idiots stirring up trouble and ignoring real problems.
@@lildane9321 guns don't kill people the people using guns kill people guns can't pull their own triggers and aim at people
I feel kinda sorry for him, actually that was one of the mainly reason why i kill the bastard of Francis.
i always felt bad for killing that secruity guard that said " Welcome to Goldberg, Ligner, and Shyster, sir. "
Can we just appreciate how great the acting is in this cutscene. After 13 years I still love this game with my whole heart.
no
Lawyer: Guns don't hurt people video games do
EMMEDIANTLY points gun at lawyer XD
Niko: "how much you want to bet on it?"
"Emmediantly"
DivvyMangotmeme You are replying to a 4 year old comment.
Maximiliano Ferrer
What’s your problem?
Braking the 4th wall
"Guns don't kill People. Videogames do!"
So fucking awesome of R* to put that into the Game, ROFL! Gotta love em for their Humor, eh? :)
hes jabbing jack thompson
@@james-nf5ck yeah lol
"Guns don't kill people, video games do" That was defiinately R* way at getting back at Jack Thompson.
4:44 _“It’s the land of opportunity. Any fool can become president.”_ Reality imitating fiction yet again.
Francis just predicted the future
Gotcha!
donald trump
How can you like GTA and be Anti-Trump? Don't you see that GTA embodies everything that democrats hate? Haha moron
lol this game came out 2008
Fun fact: If you used a gun inside the building, the police dispatch radio will say this:
“Shots fired at the building of Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster. Employ extreme discretion before using your weapons. We don't need any more lawsuits.”
Refreshing to see a gta video where the guy driving isn't colliding with something every five seconds.
Can you give me tips to be a better GTA driver? This guy's a pro, but when level 80s are chasing me down Los Santos in Online, I need proper driving tricks to escape.
TheSuperSeanyo Do you drive in real life? Then you know it is harder to drive corners or through tight passages if you have too much speed. Second thing, learn your surroundings so you can anticipate the alleys you are going to turn to. It is harder for the players in pursuit because they must react to your sudden moves. Also memorize locations for couple of jumps, there's high chance you survive it but they are overwhelmed by the surprise and crash. Choose a vehicle that has good acceleration and good handling, top speed is not first priority. Stick with the vehicle you've chosen, it is easier if you can "feel" if the velocity is ok for your planned maneuvers.
TheSuperSeanyo Do you drive in real life? Then you know it is harder to drive corners or through tight passages if you have too much speed. Second thing, learn your surroundings so you can anticipate the alleys you are going to turn to. It is harder for the players in pursuit because they must react to your sudden moves. Also memorize locations for couple of jumps, there's high chance you survive it but they are overwhelmed by the surprise and crash. Choose a vehicle that has good acceleration and good handling, top speed is not first priority. Stick with the vehicle you've chosen, it is easier if you can "feel" if the velocity is ok for your planned maneuvers.
OmaKayttajanimi Oh yeah. Think few blocks ahead. That's the most important thing.
OmaKayttajanimi say, thanks :) I needed that. I'll be using those tips in my next game of GTA Online.
his resume is so well made. it hints at all his criminal past but making it sound good. i love it
Exactly lol I've been laughing reading that 😂
THAT WAS AMAZING! I had no idea you could go through the window!!
Brian G same
1:07 I love Niko's every dialogues!
That’s my favorite dialogue
Dialogues are the one of the reasons that why i love GTA IV
"GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, VIDEO GAMES DO." -Mr.Goldberg, 2008
That quote was actually said by Jack Thompson, who is a real life lawyer. He is the one who sues Rockstar Games many times due to video game violence. Most of the video game companies hated him.
Tom Goldberg in this game is based on Jack Thompson.
@@player2-lightwater914 oh in that case I'm playing the whole game again and going back to that mission and push 200 pounds of lead into his face with my M16
@@lamlelamatsiliza8550 If you kill him with guns, you will attract 3 stars wanted level but if you do it with melee weapons, you won't get any wanted level.
@@player2-lightwater914 ok thanks for the tip
When will they learn? Video games don't kill people, they just kill their minds!
-Bart Simpson
Poopdecker what does Bart have to do with any of this?
Xx AwesomePlayz49 xX It’s Bart’s quote at the end of the first mission of level 2 in The Simpsons: Hit & Run, in which you play as Bart.
Fart *
Well believe it or not, sometimes the Simpsons can have surprisingly clever quotes
-breaks window and jumps out- Burger Guy:You know you want a tasty burger!
B R U H
Lmao
Francis: "But uh.... Get yourself a suit."Niko: "Are you fucking kidding me?"
Lmao.
8:50 GTA 3 dying animation.
Lol
Теодора Колева lol yeah
Теодора Колева good eye
Верно баси мамата
I wish there will be gta 3 characters in gta 4
When you stabbed the guy and jumped off the window. I seriously bursted out laughing. In all my 5 years of playing Gta 4 I have never thought about doing what you did. Well guess I learn new things everyday :-)
You know if you kill him with a gun.. The receptionist comes into the room and screams and Niko says I guess I didn't get the job
wait. I didnt know you could escape through the window!
Gta series is awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lizzy lizz
I likr shooting my way out more
*not in the showers*
SwissMarksman lmfao
LOL I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD GO OUT THE WINDOW! XD I always shoot him and get dozens of cops on my ass.
What is the currency of the rubber duck?
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4:00 whoever wrote that resume deserves a raise. Laughed my ass off reading it.
What's so funny about the resume? Am I missing something?
@@aadityadatir6456it's straight to the point, writing many crimes Niko 'defended' criminals from.
loved it how niko pulled the gun at him when goldberg said "guns don't kill, videogames do" serves him right
"Guns don't kill people. Video games do." Now where have I heard that before?
Seriously, I love the Jack Thompson implications in this mission! 😂😂😂
Pretty Nice Clean Kill.... not using a Gun would make to much noise, very smart with the knife kill
Well if I used my fists it will apparently make a loud noise.
"Any fool can be a president"
Still relevant to this day
Of couse somebody with the channel name "meme central" would say that.Also this game came out the same year obama was elected they definitly predicted him well
@Richter Truth!
@@BigCS784 he never said a name but we all know most presidents of the past 30 years have been fools in some way. Trump Obama Bush etc.
Doesnt matter who was president when this came out, you can predict as far into the future as you like. And right now, everyone except the die hard magas is going to tie what Frances said to Trump most.
@@BigCS784 Bush was in office at the time though. Also, the game's voice acting was done by July or August of 2007.
"Any fool can become president", right
Donald Trump
Barrack Obama, George Bush, Joseph Stalin, not gonna say Vladimir Putin cause i can probably get killed or arrested
Barrak Obama
Donald trump of course
It's an Easter Egg. A real life lawyer ( an arch rival of Rockstar Games ), used to said that.
9 times. 9 times is the number of times I have played through this game for the last 5 years and never have I ever thought of doing that. That is why this channel is fucking awesome.
whaaaaat
I always just shot him and got out of the building guns ablazing.
Using a knife will cause nothing, you can just walk out
1:35 it always gets me when Freddy Mercury starts raging
I remember my first playthrough if this mission. I fucking killed so many people fighting my way through the building when I could've just went out the window.
I love it. Strange man jumps out a fucking window, what's the shopkeeps response? "YOU KNOW YOU WANT A TASTY BURGER!"
That's dedication.
Jack Thompson Got Pissed At This
Rockstar did it because they were tired of Jack Thompson sueing them
8:30 This guy is too ridiculously optimistic for me to NOT feel bad about killing him.
Aw, I never liked killing Goldberg. :(
Not after how he always complimented me. He seemed like a great guy too. But probably the GTA IV lore tells otherwise which I haven't read yet.
I never knew you had the option of leaving him alive.
@@waynepayne9875 You don't
He said video games kill people that won’t slide comrade
This is honestly one of the best missions in the gta history
This and the mission where you chase the guy on the bike with Mikhail's daughter were the hardest missions in the game for me.
0:57 Niko's immediate annoyed "here we go again" sigh lmao.
8:38
Jack Thompson: What did I do now?
Rockstar: Sorry, it's the usual thing...
Love that quote. "Hey, I don't give a fuck about the life lessons friend, what do you want?"
4:46 Oh how ironic...
One of my favorite missions. I love this game.
1:38 Idk why that had me in tears 😂😂
8:37 Damn, a Fourth Wall Breaking moment
Francis: I'm a good man!
Also Francis: *drinks on the job*
"Get yourself a suit"
*is already wearing a suit*
A better suit.
Also shoes.
And lose the glasses.
LOL i never thought about jumping out the window....i have seen all your shortcuts and i love it..... tuning in to see more
I never knew you could kill him silently!! i shot him with a shotgun and he fell outside the window
9:00 never knew about that lol
"any fool can become president" damn francis called it!
Excellent driving skills!
Never was good at driving. Mainly because if it got busted, I'd just jack a new one.
Keeping a nice car without dents was the greatest challenge for me in this game.
This guy is a great driver damn
Best easter egg in gaming history!
jack thompson "video games killed people"
0:47 Voice Crack
The booze hit very hard
the best thing about his video that he gives us OTHER ways to complete the mission U R THE BEST!!
1:43 Francis has baby palms lol
*drinks liquor*
"IM A GOOD GUY!"
"You are a good man Niko, a good man!"
*takes another shot of booze*
8:37 That line was offensive to anyone who plays videogames.
“Guns don’t kill people, video games do”
It’s all guns because they’re dangerous.
Thanks! I struggled and struggled trying to lose the wanted level but in GTA IV it's not so easy like before...
0:18 illuminati shit there
Illuminati don't even exist. Did you even read the poster? "We see all. We know all." As in the LCPD know what you are doing. Derp. You forgot your tinfoil hat at your bomb shelter.
wowplayer160
Illuminati don't even exist. HA-HA, You've made my day.
@@kurd1c it does not you fool, the organization died years ago now it's a new organization!
6:22 'I lo- have a great day
Me talking to my crush be like:
Thank you bro
Missed the cutscene because I accidentally skipped it
I love how there’s a suspense sound after leaving the Internet cafe
It's creative missions like this V did not have sadly
Nope.
I actually felt a bit sorry for killing Goldberg.
*Go to the Internet Cafe*
Ah the good old days....
Proverbs 28:10
Whoso causeth the righteous to go astray in an evil way, he shall fall himself into his own pit: but the upright shall have good things in possession.
Amen ❤🙏
@@DevonRussell-ky6dz Amen.
7:22 That second huy in the picture is MR.BEAN.
I never heard about part, you can stab Goldberg without any attention.
"I could use a drink, you? NO"
Niko literally in a suit
The guy -: You need to get a suit
4:44 Francis predicted Joe Biden's victory 😂😂😂😂
E o da sua foto também.
@@joaosemsobrenome o cara até mudou a foto depois da merda que falou
My fav GTA!
Get yourself a suit , isn’t he wearing a suit
If you shoot him, his assistant comes in after hearing gunshots and Niko says "Well, I guess I didn't pass the interview".
I love this mission so much😂
4:44 *laughs in 2020*
Rockstar predicted that future correctly
@@Stay_ClassyYT ikr
So true
10:14 are you blind blind blind blind
The song mixed with the driver of the jeep saying "are you blind"
"You're gonna need to get one on one with him"
"Not in the showers!"
Man, I love Niko...
Oh great, Niko can get an Interview but I can't in real life lol jk "Guns don't kill people...video games do"
6:48 bro used his real name 🤦♀️
I have played through this game more than five times and I never thought of doing that.
I wish there were more missions like this in GTA 5.
4:46 Donald Trump
"Any fool can become president."
This game foreshadowed Trump.
*biden
2:29 get yourself a suit.
me: **visible confusion**
Goldberg: "Guns dont kill people, videogames do."
Me *begins loading shotgun with reilgous intent*
That's not the way to get a good job! :)
If you dont point the gun at him immediately and keep listening at one point he starts insulting you telling you you are a waste of space and you are wasting my time! 😅😅
"Guns Don't Kill People, Video Games Do."
Sees him stealth kill the guy with a knife and jump out the window
*Looks at gun in my hand* guess I don't need this anymore..
i like the way you jump out of the window, skiping the shootout and the police attention :P