Have a fake bomb sound effect device in a fake package, it checks if it is shaken and moved, then starts emitting a 'beeping' sound a few minutes after it's taken, the volume starts off low until 5 minutes later when it gets loud enough to be heard standing by it. The thief will stare at the package in the car and freak out. Then calls the cop to get the bomb squad on it. When they dismantle it, and find out it's not a bomb, they'll find a message in it that it's a bait trap that the thief stole.
@@theap0killyp1k2 what will be the driving force in the grenade to cause the tannerite to combust/explode? It is commonly shot with a gun but how can you replicate that force inside a handheld nade?
Since its a surprise, you can actually cut most of the spoon off so it doesn't catch on anything, this also makes it harder for any wannabe xmas technician to try and disarm it. Allegedly when I was in the Santa's little helpers school we learned to make much more toys like this involving glue and random nuts and bolts to create a pineapple when there was none available as-well as many other party favors that weren't quite up to the Geneva toy store standards.
Yes, i was thinking about cutting the spoon but it doesnt actually need much space - it only has to lift up a bit and the hammer under it will be released. We went to a bomb-playground in Finland and made DIY claymores, shaped charges and some other fun stuff :D Hopefully that video will be uploaded before the end of the year
One random order from the Polenar Store during this Black Friday Sale will be rigged with an explosive instead of the ordered items. Join the fun, place an order now!
The canned surprise is not always reliable. Even removing the pin while holding the spoon can light the fuse. Ex-wife rules apply to all forms of canned surprise: Once you take the ring off, get to cover.
Why do Americans accept deliveries that are not to person or to neighborhood's delivery box. Here in Estonia if person does not pick up personally then the package is by default delivered to post office. That easy trick solves package thief problem.
By and large Americans are pretty good natured and trusting people once you're out of the cities. As someone who lives out in the border between rural and suburban areas, I've never had a package stolen. But I imagine closer to cities the problem is a lot worse.
@@LaughingMan44Higher density of people means more concentration of crime and poverty as compared to areas with less population density. Interestingly according to the data, suburban areas have more crime both violent and property than both urban and rural areas
@@IIIer77judging by the vine boom at 03:56 when they zoom in on the dummy of a particular color and say he is playing the role of criminal, they could be. Or maybe I’m noticing way too hard. 😂
If you are still worried about lawyers I would suggest not putting fiberglass dust in there. Could cause long term problems. Which would be the criminals problem if we didnt have to worry about lawyers
Oh I love that, I have five cats and fair is fair, I'm not above making a personal donation? just in the spirit of Christmas. Lacking an explosive device (maybe), packaging and subterfuge is the trick; mark fragile, this way up, and carefully tape the top flaps so that the 'present-grabber' has to cut them open, then 'my mischievous little elves' have all sorts of options, most basic, there is a tough cardboard layer under the top flaps so they will cut all along all seams, spring-loaded cat-poo everywhere but that's very basic and could fail (still, look on the bright side), they got a lot of poo for free. ' little elves' could have all sorts of tricks up their sleeves, like the metal blade to slice the tape makes a contact in a simple circuit that actuates, something that actuates a CO2 cylinder and sprays liquified cat poo (allegedly) straight up in an arc, hell, you could just have a photo-sensitive device so that even the most wary want to see what they're looking at? Ta dah! Hope you were wearing goggles. Don't get me started, there's no end to the ingenuity of the 'elves' and no shortage of poo.
For those of you more enviornmentalist at heart, the use of locally sourced attack pheromones from social wasps can leave unintended package recipients hours of stinging from swarms of wasps. Another fun fact is pheromone based chemicals are hard to wash off and removal of clothing is not enough.
Rigging it to go off once it's been opened is probably a better idea. This has a few benefits The thief will most likely open it in their car or house, so the powder will be a more lasting issue for them. The thief will probably not be in your yard when the flashbang goes off- so you'll be less likely to get in legal trouble (depending on your jurisdiction, setting such a trap may be illegal), and less likely to look bad in front of your neighbors.
I agree. Ideally, you'd get an empty delivery box with an address label on it other than yours. This way, it looks legit, but when it goes boom you can feign ignorance if law enforcement comes around. Assemble the device wearing gloves. The thief probably won't be 100% sure what address he lifted which package from.
Good thing I don't know what it's like to have a package stolen by a porch pirate. However, I know what it's like to have a package being peed onto by my cat because of the delivery guy blocking the cat door on the basement entrance with it.
I had tires stolen once, ordered from tirerack in 215/45R19 and someone took them right off the porch. Have fun fitting them on anything with that weird ass tall skinny size lol
There's a little old lady on my street that takes peoples packages in when we're all at work, she always leaves a note lol. Maybe if the ring of trust was already removed and the spoon was held in place by the flap of the box with some packing?
At least I’m home town, its sorta the same, a post van will come and the mailman will deliver the package to you directly or if your not home, he will send it to your local post office for you to pick it up later. Or he can drop it off at one of those package pick-up lockboxes (where you enter a code and a lockbox containing your package opens up and you pick it up)
@@spysmocking4536 ya, dropping at the door seems dumb. I thought its just the a US thing ;) There are better ways especially nowadays - like those automated boxes.
FYI- I was training with the flashy surprise thingy and a little piece of shrapnel was ejected and actually drew blood on someone who was about 7 yards away. Though I agree with the goal, this just isn’t a good idea to put an expanding pressure wave in a closed container.
Here in South Africa no one would pickup a package at a door , because no courier ever leaves a package ouside a door. Here they even steal your door mats.
Fun fact: Glitter is often used for Police Investigation, due to it being REALLY hard to remove. So Mark Rober had a pretty good idea of using glitter.
@@Vin_San he is not currently on frontline, that's pretty obvious. Not saying that he is poser or coward, he's just in the rear now. In fact, I don't blame anyone for cowardice in this meatgrinder "war", anyone who ever heard rocket explosion should understand it.
Oh man, you actually made a tutorial, "how to make in box flashbang tripwire" great job mate, now 648k of people know how to prank teacher's at teacher's day. 😈
Polenar Tactical has re-invented the British / Commonwealth Christmas cracker. With this Christmas cracker, I may actually show up to an overcooked dry roasted turkey dinner. Dinner and a show, minus the dinner
If you feel the "flashy surprise thingy" is a bit much, you could use one of those tripwire alarm thingies, that uses a blank shell that would normally be used with a shotgun thingy.
Couldn't agree more, and thank you for being upfront about it being a fake practice test. Personally, I despise running across the worthless staged videos that try to convince people that they're real just to beg for extra attention.
Or perhaps one of those obnoxious "personal safety alarm" thingamajigs sold on line. A one minute delay might give the perp a chance to get in their car and rocket away before going off.
Cool, now try it with a frag
Then you don't need flour or colored dust, it will be red mist all over 😁
@@husseltoo organic coloring
@@ronbaer67 better for the environment
Migrant crime
Paint the m79 like a Christmas tree ornament. For aesthetics.
Part 2 better be
IED vs Package Thieves
Sub powder for powder coffee creamer
That would be great !
Shaped charge inside PS5 box
>opens box
>"Front Towards Enemy"
>Explodes
Before it goes off it goes aloha snackbar
Imagine stealing a package,
Opening it up,
And seeing what appears to be an explosive device
I'd be pleasantly surprised
For roughly 100ms: "Oh cool a ..."
[tinnitus]
"appears to be"
Have a fake bomb sound effect device in a fake package, it checks if it is shaken and moved, then starts emitting a 'beeping' sound a few minutes after it's taken, the volume starts off low until 5 minutes later when it gets loud enough to be heard standing by it.
The thief will stare at the package in the car and freak out. Then calls the cop to get the bomb squad on it. When they dismantle it, and find out it's not a bomb, they'll find a message in it that it's a bait trap that the thief stole.
Give em the Kaczinsky Special.
I loved this educational videos! My kids made one of these for my wife. She loved it! So much family fun!
That is nice to hear :D
Fun for the whole family
blink if your wife is holding you hostage now
@@Lvnat1c He probably won't be able to reply. His wife got the laptop in the divorce settlement.
Mark Rober, Slavic edition 🤣
Just need the Slav-Squat and we're good to go!
Славик? Слава!
You said “Tanner White”, but I heard “Tannerite” and thought “NOW we’re doing it right!”.
it may have been intentional 😅
dude i thought the same (replying to mysticalweassel)
My psychotic engineer brain immediately thought up a tannerite grenade for the package 'surprise'
and hes black. lol
@@theap0killyp1k2 what will be the driving force in the grenade to cause the tannerite to combust/explode? It is commonly shot with a gun but how can you replicate that force inside a handheld nade?
Since its a surprise, you can actually cut most of the spoon off so it doesn't catch on anything, this also makes it harder for any wannabe xmas technician to try and disarm it. Allegedly when I was in the Santa's little helpers school we learned to make much more toys like this involving glue and random nuts and bolts to create a pineapple when there was none available as-well as many other party favors that weren't quite up to the Geneva toy store standards.
Geneva toy store standards lmao
Yes, i was thinking about cutting the spoon but it doesnt actually need much space - it only has to lift up a bit and the hammer under it will be released.
We went to a bomb-playground in Finland and made DIY claymores, shaped charges and some other fun stuff :D
Hopefully that video will be uploaded before the end of the year
another version can be with a ring of trust completely off and leaving just the spoon against the box lid :)
@@PolenarTactical Looking forward to the Christmas / New Year Stream.
@@PolenarTactical I'm sure that won't be demonetized 🤣😂🤣
One random order from the Polenar Store during this Black Friday Sale will be rigged with an explosive instead of the ordered items.
Join the fun, place an order now!
That would actually be an awesome deal :D
We could use a party popper or something safe like that
@@PolenarTactical Party popper, is that code for an RGD-5?
I do believe my Mother-in-law would love a gift like that for Xmas!
@@PolenarTactical na go big or go home , a 12 banger flash bang lol
You could remove the "ring of trust" and hold the spoon down with packaging. This was the device will give comedy INSIDE the thieves house!!
i was thinking of that at the start it be the funniest shit to watch
Add in a mix of florescent staining dye and capsaicin powder for a party they'll never forget.
@@SilvaDreams Don't ask me why I started collecting the theft prevention badges in stores with the non washable dye inside.
@@xavtek you could probably also just buy the dye for a few cents
The canned surprise is not always reliable. Even removing the pin while holding the spoon can light the fuse. Ex-wife rules apply to all forms of canned surprise: Once you take the ring off, get to cover.
Flashy surprise thingy is the new offical name
I like “spicy baseball”
It's a brilliant surprise.
Why do Americans accept deliveries that are not to person or to neighborhood's delivery box. Here in Estonia if person does not pick up personally then the package is by default delivered to post office. That easy trick solves package thief problem.
By and large Americans are pretty good natured and trusting people once you're out of the cities. As someone who lives out in the border between rural and suburban areas, I've never had a package stolen. But I imagine closer to cities the problem is a lot worse.
@@johnsanko4136 It's pretty much the same in Europe too.
@@johnsanko4136 Hmmm what do these cities have in common?
@@LaughingMan44blacks
@@LaughingMan44Higher density of people means more concentration of crime and poverty as compared to areas with less population density. Interestingly according to the data, suburban areas have more crime both violent and property than both urban and rural areas
4:14 these gender reveals are getting out of hand.
Underrated
The ring of trust, if I could only remember where I left mine.
THE RING OF FIRE!
Sharkbait ooh-ha-ha!
"For me it felt like something was missing"
OH OH BALLBEARINGS!!!!!
the tripwire...I mean...the holiday string :)))
😂😂😂😂
The fucking perfectly cut explosion 😭😭
Gotta use human shit😆
Daisy chain it with tannerite garden gnomes...
that be funny af
Love the shameless plug on the cap during the slow mo 😆
I don't get my packages stolen.
On an unrelated note, I live in a middle class area that is boringly homogenous.
are you noticing a pattern?
@PolenarTactical you guys fellow noticers?
@@IIIer77judging by the vine boom at 03:56 when they zoom in on the dummy of a particular color and say he is playing the role of criminal, they could be. Or maybe I’m noticing way too hard. 😂
I tried to have my ( package ) of Christmas dog 💩 stolen 😅 nobody ever stole it though 😢
@@PolenarTactical pattern recognition gang
If you are still worried about lawyers I would suggest not putting fiberglass dust in there. Could cause long term problems. Which would be the criminals problem if we didnt have to worry about lawyers
Lawyers, criminals ... criminals, lawyers, comme-ci, comme-ça
It's only illegal and consequential if you 'still own' the property. If it's stolen property you aren't really the owner anymore.
Im not a lawyer but I suspect the canned light surprise also isnt legal.
Brilliant! You must look up the legend that has been boxing up his cats poop and leaving it on his porch with over 200 boxes stolen. 😂🤙🏼
hahaha, that's awesome :D
Oh I love that, I have five cats and fair is fair, I'm not above making a personal donation? just in the spirit of Christmas. Lacking an explosive device (maybe), packaging and subterfuge is the trick; mark fragile, this way up, and carefully tape the top flaps so that the 'present-grabber' has to cut them open, then 'my mischievous little elves' have all sorts of options, most basic, there is a tough cardboard layer under the top flaps so they will cut all along all seams, spring-loaded cat-poo everywhere but that's very basic and could fail (still, look on the bright side), they got a lot of poo for free.
' little elves' could have all sorts of tricks up their sleeves, like the metal blade to slice the tape makes a contact in a simple circuit that actuates, something that actuates a CO2 cylinder and sprays liquified cat poo (allegedly) straight up in an arc, hell, you could just have a photo-sensitive device so that even the most wary want to see what they're looking at? Ta dah! Hope you were wearing goggles. Don't get me started, there's no end to the ingenuity of the 'elves' and no shortage of poo.
@@conmcgrath7174 just do the setup in the video but with the litterbox filling instead of the packet of suspicious powder.
Sure, we believe you! OVER 200. Nobody would just make stuff up on the TOOOOOB................................elsullo
"tripwi.. ehh ..hollyday string!" "ring of trust" "spicy baseball" 😊❤
🤣🤣🤣🤣
For those of you more enviornmentalist at heart, the use of locally sourced attack pheromones from social wasps can leave unintended package recipients hours of stinging from swarms of wasps.
Another fun fact is pheromone based chemicals are hard to wash off and removal of clothing is not enough.
Banana oil. Completely natural and inoffensive 😆
Rigging it to go off once it's been opened is probably a better idea. This has a few benefits
The thief will most likely open it in their car or house, so the powder will be a more lasting issue for them.
The thief will probably not be in your yard when the flashbang goes off- so you'll be less likely to get in legal trouble (depending on your jurisdiction, setting such a trap may be illegal), and less likely to look bad in front of your neighbors.
I agree. Ideally, you'd get an empty delivery box with an address label on it other than yours. This way, it looks legit, but when it goes boom you can feign ignorance if law enforcement comes around. Assemble the device wearing gloves. The thief probably won't be 100% sure what address he lifted which package from.
yes, but you do not get the satisfaction of seeing it go off
Dudes, I really effin' love this channel.
fck yeah!
Now I'm curious to hear Ziga's opinions on the Industrial Revolution.
Good thing I don't know what it's like to have a package stolen by a porch pirate. However, I know what it's like to have a package being peed onto by my cat because of the delivery guy blocking the cat door on the basement entrance with it.
I had tires stolen once, ordered from tirerack in 215/45R19 and someone took them right off the porch. Have fun fitting them on anything with that weird ass tall skinny size lol
@@diltzm They don't care about the tires lol, they just see something they think they can hock/fence for 20$ and get their next meth delivery
Maybe it should have a stencil stating, "Front Toward Enemy" and see how bold these thieves really are!
Next up:
Ziga drunk, naked, and armed with a potato peeler vs Package Thieves
There's a little old lady on my street that takes peoples packages in when we're all at work, she always leaves a note lol. Maybe if the ring of trust was already removed and the spoon was held in place by the flap of the box with some packing?
If there was enough weight, it would work :)
Removing the ring of trust can set off the fuse, even when holding the spoon. These things arent 100% reliable.
@@2MeterLP seems that you dont understand how the ignition mechanism work
@@2MeterLP The spoon holds the plunger not the pin
4:45 The mannequin's face after receiving a flashbang to the face
Mythical TH-cam reccomendations pull
i like the optional "fiberglass dust" xD playing the long game I see
I love how we've evolved from Tim Allen and Home Improvement to Žiga and the Boom Box.
The waving mannequin at the end 🤣🤣🤣
EEEEEERI
KA
ted kaczynski maxxing
You guys almost killed me, I can't stop laughing since 2:08. At 5:05 I stopped breathing. Thanks a lot.
way better! :)
BTW: do you guys leave packages at the door in Slovenia??? In CZ its either delivered to your hands or to a box.
At least I’m home town, its sorta the same, a post van will come and the mailman will deliver the package to you directly or if your not home, he will send it to your local post office for you to pick it up later. Or he can drop it off at one of those package pick-up lockboxes (where you enter a code and a lockbox containing your package opens up and you pick it up)
@@spysmocking4536 ya, dropping at the door seems dumb. I thought its just the a US thing ;) There are better ways especially nowadays - like those automated boxes.
@@bitkarek I think it might be a US thing only 😅
Ahhh the memes layered in this video were beautiful
like a nice meme lasagna
I love the term "Spicy Baseball"
_Flashy Surprise_ is number one item on my Christmas wishlist
"think fast chucklenut"-scout from team fortrees 2
1:24 okay 🤣
FYI- I was training with the flashy surprise thingy and a little piece of shrapnel was ejected and actually drew blood on someone who was about 7 yards away. Though I agree with the goal, this just isn’t a good idea to put an expanding pressure wave in a closed container.
Here in South Africa no one would pickup a package at a door , because no courier ever leaves a package ouside a door. Here they even steal your door mats.
Fun fact: Glitter is often used for Police Investigation, due to it being REALLY hard to remove.
So Mark Rober had a pretty good idea of using glitter.
some guy use a flash bang to protect his truck, and maybe other guy use to protect his house so this idea is good and works!
Fill with itching powder and dye packs like the banks use.
'Holiday string' takes on a whole new meaning 😂😂🤣🤣
Thought about a flashbang? No. Thought about a frag? Yes.
1:04 but but... but its literally in the title😂😭💀
The perfect Christmas gift 🤣
Hvala žiga
Now try this with a frag granade
They'll never pick up a cardboard box again
4:12
That perfectly cut explosion
Did Žiga just show us how to make an IED?
no, just a nice gift of loud surprise
No way you can get demonetised for saying flashbang IN thevideo, but not n the title bruh
Polenar Express - Christmas 2024...
'Honey, where's that Claymore your brother brought back from Iraq? Got a project I want to start.'
That’s such a perfect cut at 4:12 a banger video as always 😂🎉
My favorite Airsoft grenade channel! Happy Holidays 🎉
Okay now for real 😊
He did not even blink ! What a chad !
I’d put stickers all over the package that attract only the most smeary thieves…. Gucci, Rolex, Apple, Kenwood, you know the clientele 😂
3:55 why he black tho?
i guess it's just the way it is sometimes
I know why and so do you.
@vos2693 historically accurate
Okay now I wanna see Valgear do that with a claymore and PS5 box to attract Ruzzian
Butt hurt wartards don’t bring up the war on a funny video challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!) go jerk off to some more snuff films, sicko.
It is pretty hard to attract an enemy soldier when you are 300 kms away from frontline.
@vos2693 so, allegedly, he doesn't have any combat experience and is just a poser?
@@Vin_San he is not currently on frontline, that's pretty obvious. Not saying that he is poser or coward, he's just in the rear now. In fact, I don't blame anyone for cowardice in this meatgrinder "war", anyone who ever heard rocket explosion should understand it.
Oh man, you actually made a tutorial, "how to make in box flashbang tripwire" great job mate, now 648k of people know how to prank teacher's at teacher's day. 😈
Carpet tacks, bee-bee's, nails, tanglefoot grease....so much fun....even bleach in a small cup works well...
Don’t have any flashers, can I substitute with mortar?
you do you
😂👍 Big thumbs up before demonetization. 😅 Love it. Great one. 👍
I’m being censored for commenting. TH-cam ai is such a lame son of a bitch.😆
If you Cut the spoon, it will Go Off more reliable
the flash test looked like something out of a cartoon
Effect would be better if you change it with live grenade.
Did he say spicy baseball?🤣😂🤣😂🤣
All of your videos are pure gold
Polenar Tactical has re-invented the British / Commonwealth Christmas cracker.
With this Christmas cracker, I may actually show up to an overcooked dry roasted turkey dinner.
Dinner and a show, minus the dinner
My bro is constructing a boobytrap like it's Berlin 1945 lmfao
If you feel the "flashy surprise thingy" is a bit much, you could use one of those tripwire alarm thingies, that uses a blank shell that would normally be used with a shotgun thingy.
You forgot the mandatory can of surströmming taped to the flashy-Lassy.
The new mark rober glitter bomb goes crazy
Excellent product, it makes a point and also helps relieve constipation.
That Erica at the end was a nice touch 😂
I'm sure this will a positive effect on the crime rate. Great initiative
Couldn't agree more, and thank you for being upfront about it being a fake practice test. Personally, I despise running across the worthless staged videos that try to convince people that they're real just to beg for extra attention.
I must know how to I get my hands on one of these flash bangs??😉
For the next episode
*Claymore VS Package Thieves*
Just found your channel and subscribed. Thanks for your effort from America.
Also maybe change the base into something more soft, that would still count as shrapnels and can injure someone that could sue you.
Leave it to Polenar Tactical to go ballistic. LOL
Best gender reveal video yet!
I support this, but i don't think you will get away with it in court
this is all just CGI
I know that of course. You guys are really great at CGI. Just speaking theoretically.
@@Bob_Lennart theoretically that's not my problem anymore 😆
What a Perfect Holiday Gift!😜
Greatings from Germany
The explosion cut before the slow motion was hilarious for some reason
Uhmm, great ideas!
Does it also come in C4?
I'm asking for a friend 🤣
Nah, bc then you would need to replace all your windows
@@SalilingAway don't think my "friend" cares very much about "windows" 🤣
@@DropdeadGamingLive more of a linux guy?
i’d recommend either SemTex or AstroLite A-1-5 for a bigger bang
Damn this is funny af this needs more views 😂
Instructions unclear, under investigation for building an IED
Solid ending.
that jump scare got me 😆
Add a bag of ground black pepper..
You can buy jolokia flakes. It's basically the same as crushed red pepper you find at any pizza restaurant, but it's ghost pepper instead of cayenne.
Or perhaps one of those obnoxious "personal safety alarm" thingamajigs sold on line. A one minute delay might give the perp a chance to get in their car and rocket away before going off.