“I told everyone in Germany that Hitler was up to no good, brother. He was a Hulkamaniac, of course, but he wasn’t living by the prayers and the vitamins. They offered me the fuhrer position first, but it didn’t work for me, brother. Japan already had me doing 600 dates a year.”
The show “Hogan’s Heroes” was supposed to be about Hulk Hogan’s special ops missions, but since he had to wait until they were declassified producers had to rename it “Thunder In Paradise”
“So I had this farm brother, and this man and his lady came up on a donkey one day and I say ‘holy cow dude, that lady is pregnant brother’. They asked for a place to stay the night but I just had adopted 10 orphans myself so I said ‘I’m sorry brother I don’t have any rooms but we can sit you in our barn if you can make that work?’ So long story short brother Jesus was born in my barn ya.
Hulk Hogan also recently claimed he got The Undertaker his job in the WWF after they did a movie together. Problem there is Mark Calloway had been in the WWF for three months before filming began.
You're forgetting, BROTHER, Metallica ORIGINALLY wanted Hulk Hogan to be their bassist, BROTHER, but Hulk Hogan declined the offer due to his busy schedule, BROTHER...
@@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854 Oh yes I'm familiar with the Metallica lie, Hogan told that one several years ago. You wanna hear the worst song ever listen to Hulkster in heaven.
@@darensparks He probably figured that he could write a song about a fake dead kid, after all, can't confirm or deny it with little Billy if he's pushing up daisies, brother!
I really think Hogan looks at everyone but himself as marks and he loves to work everyone and doesn't care what people say as long as they're talking about him.
Hulk Hogan was actually on the Titanic on her maiden voyage. The Hulkster is the one that saw the iceberg first and tried to warn everyone. He was the first one on a lifeboat because it made sense to him booking wise.
I used to think he was just like many people in my industry (I'm a professional musician and comedian) that tells stories just for the laughs, when we are just shooting the shit together, no-one actually thinks the stories are true, they're just funny stories. These days, I think he's just an ego bullshitter, he's become a meme of himself.
Other things hogan pitched 1. Calling it the Super Bowl in 1950 2. Calling it state of origin in 1970 3. Calling it Great Britain in 1500 4. Calling them the Beatles in 1950 5. Calling world war 1. In 1912
it was not even called Super Bowl until the 2nd or 3rd one in 1968 or 1969 the beatles were the Quarryman until 1960 and it was called World War I after the start of World War 2 in 1939
Both HHH himself and Scott Hall said in interviews that it was Shawn Michaels that came up with the HHH moniker. It was just a nickname Shawn came up with and used backstage and when they were on the road. It wasn't until a while later when DX got going and they moved into the attitude area that Paul decided to start using HHH in the ring. He said he was looking for a way to change his name to more closely fit the direction the company was going, but without having to repackage himself with a brand new ring name.
You first hear him calling himself Triple H on TV in December 1995, in an interview with Brother Love, promoting his entry in the 1996 forthcoming Royal Rumble.
Half-Truth Hulk Hogan. Oh for god sakes hall and Nash had to talk hogan into turning in wcw , & it turned out to be the best thing he did for his career.
Hulk Hogan was watching the Challenger launch from Tampa when he noticed a small o-ring blow out. He was going to warn them but they were all Orndorff fans so he decided against it
cept Columbus was not even trying to find America he was actually traveling to India which is why for years we called Native Americans , Indians much to the shargrin of true Indians everywhere
the only thing close to this was when Bad News Brown started insulting Hogan in promos calling him "Hollywood Hogan" in the late 80s, and now we have the make believe 1990 Heel turn packed in
Actually, he pitched Vince the "Triple H" idea after his initial one was rejected; He beats Warrior @ WM6, then cuts a promo in the ring saying, "Hogan 3:16 says I just whupped your ass, brother!"
Hulk would probably claim to have invented jazz. "So I'm in this club down south. This band is playing opera and I suggested they make it up as they go. They started calling it Jazz. I was humble though, I didn't want the credit."
“The Hulkster’s been hitting the books, studying these ancient Roman symbols brother! And lemme tell you, when the Nation of Pastamania bundles together like a bunch of stick, my Roman brahs called them Fasces, we will be unbreakable, Jack!”
"i was like: Martin, brother. thats not how you make movies, brother! you never seen no holds barred? THATS how you make movies..lemme show ya, brother!"
Ray Loretta: "I could tell Jimmy was a nervous wreck. His mind was going in 8 different directions." De Niro: "you know Hogan tells his wife everything?" Ray Loretta: "Hogan?" "That's when I realized Jimmy was gonna whack Hogan."
It's sad that Hogan keeps lying. On the other hand, the lies are fantastic!! Can you imagine if he was triple h?? "It's all about the game, brother!!!" 💪💪💪💪
Hulk Hogan was the only person to warn Vince McMahon about Chris Benoit. He told him “those diving headbutts ain’t smart brother, he’ll give himself brain damage and murder his family or something” but it fell on deaf ears.
7:34 Jim is absolutely spot on with that take on Hogan. With the level of stardom he got, Hogan just could be a bit humble and would not lose any popularity or respect from people but he can’t help being such a mark for himself
Has Jim done anything on this? I tried to get it to him via Reddit and the militant mods deleted the thread as it was not "wrestling related". I think Jim would absolutely love it.
@@yorkshirehardware4644 The mods on that reddit page are ridiculous, I posted several thing that were about wrestling or Cornette himself, and they deleted it. They never give any reason as to why either, so you've no idea what you supposedly did wrong. The one time I did get a reason, I got a thread removed because one word in the title had a single extra letter in it so was spelled wrong, How pathetic is that? It's a shame there isn't another page for fans of his.
“I once hit this move where I got the guy bent over, arms behind him, and jumped before dropping him face first. But that wasn’t good for my knees brother!”
When Hogan was building the pyramids, he, Jimmy Hoffa, Jesus, and JFK had a 4 corner eliminator in Egypt. “It was at that match, Brother, that I invented water”
Hulkster told the dinosaurs hey listen my little dinomaniacs, you guys are killing each other off too quickly brother. They cheered him, and thats how Dino Bravo got his name brother!
I know I heard one of the announcers called Hollywood Hulk Hogan "Triple H" on an episode of WCW Monday Nitro during the nWo run, but I can't remember if this early '97 or late '97 when DX was a thing and Hunter was being called Triple H.
It was supposed to be the Hulk Hogan Lean Mean Grilling Machine instead of the George Foreman but he missed the phone call, brother. Oh wait, he actually claimed that one, too.
Lying Hulk stories are far better than actual Hulk stories. The stories are so hilariously over the top made up that it is a joy to see what nonsense he will come out with next.
I honestly can't pick a favourite because they're all so great, but the highlights for me are: Claiming to have worked 400 days in a single year because of his frequent trips to Japan Being asked to join Metallica as their bass player
Say what you want, Hogan working the evangelical marks on "The 700 Club", while he has a Scientology honey trap in his own home as his new daughter-lookalike trophy wife, is next-level 4D carny chess. Or advancing CTE-related dementia on his part... You think pro wrestling is "carny BS"? It has NOTHING on organised religion/cults. No wonder scumbags like Ted DiBiase land in that racket after they're done in wrestling.
Ultimate Warrior nearly killed triple h when triple h pedigrees Warrior then Warrior just gets up like it never happened, as for Hogan creating the triple h name, that's bs, he's just sour because he didn't think of it before Paul did
Actually he was Hollywood Hulk Hogan in 96 several years before Hunter Hearst Helmsley became triple h. However WCW already had double a arn Anderson so no one actually called Hogan triple h.
@darensparks yes in 1996 Hollywood Hulk Hogan was created, but at no time was he referred to as Triple H, Hogan constantly spouts bs, him thinking of the triple h name is bs
@@tug1345 Yes I agree , even more so I don't for a second believe he told Vince McMahon to let him turn heel in 1990 after the warrior beat him. Eric bischoff has said before it took quite a lot to convince Hogan to turn heel and join Hall and Nash six years later.
@@darensparks and I absolutely agree there was no discussion of Hogan turning heel back at Wrestlemania 6, especially based on how long and hard Eric and Kevin Sullivan had to fight to try and convince Hogan to turn in WCW. Hogan was afraid it wouldn’t work and his whole run as a famous person would be over, because he is a damn narcissist.
The original plan for the bloodline was going to be hulk , Horace and nick. But due to Horace’s commitment to his Burger King shifts, plans had to change
@@christophercomitini8619 He did brother. He came up with the name in his sleep dude. And let me tell ya something brother, that name is what inspired him to go after his dreams man! With more lust in his eyes than he had for Miss Elizabeth, dude.
@@Speedyreedy1218 Connecticut Blueblood was a no-name dude. nWoMania ran wild all thanks to Hollywood Hogan brother. Whacha gonna doooo when you find out that brother Teresa did it way before youuuu
Hogan wrote Metallica's "Whenever i may roam" about his life on the Road and Gave it to them 2. He wrote Metallica's "Master of Puppets " abour Vince McMahon and gave it to Metallica 😊😊😊
“And then I told Jim Cornette, ‘Brother, there’s this new type of on-demand radio called podcasting, you should start one.’ That’s how we got the Drive Thru.”
As Hogan tells it, Adam wanted to name one of the animals The Hulkster, But Hogan stopped him saying it was too self serving. Hogan pitched the idea of the name the Lion instead.
"Listen up, brother! This is the one and only Hulk 'Franklin' Hogan, the first American heavyweight champion of science, dude. I've wrestled with the mysteries of nature, I've body-slammed ignorance, and I've won the hearts of millions of freedom-loving people worldwide. Now, I hear there's some folks who think they can challenge the power of electricity. Well, let me tell you something, dude, you better start reading your books and conducting your experiments because you're going to need all the knowledge you can get when you step into the ring with me, brother. I've faced the toughest storms, the meanest lightning, and the nastiest thunderclaps, and I've sent them all packing with my trusty kite and key. So if you think you're going to be any different, you've got another thing coming, brother. So whatcha gonna do when Franklin-mania and the power of electricity run wild on you, brother?!"
“R-Truth was a name made for me. the fans adored me and as Vince was giving me less air time thinking my time was done the fans starting chanting “he’s our truth!”. the name was meant for me brother!”
I can actually believe Hogan thought about "Hollywood Hulk Hogan" much earlier than he really became that. 1990 was about the time when they really thought he could break into movies big time. And he's been consistent with his claims that he wanted to turn heel against Warrior for a long time now. So that adds up. However, I do not believe he proposed or used the actual, verbatim moniker "Triple H".
Hogan: So i was sitting with Obama and he was telling me how much he wanted to do for the country, so i told him: "Brother you got to do it, you need to grab the bulls by the horns and do it". And a week after that conversation he was running for president.
Jokes aside, I’m truly surprised he doesn’t claim “I told Donald Trump at Wrestlemania V that he should run for president. And Donald asked me if I would be his VP if he did”
There is no point debating if Hogan is telling the truth. It's best to just assume he is full of shit unless you have 4 corroborating witnesses, or 2 with notary.
Hulk Hogan will tell you he warned Jesus about Judas during the Last Supper
"Judas wouldn't put J.C over, brother. Andre and I were in the back shaking our heads when that happened".
Too bad Jesus didn't return the favour and warn Hulk Hogan that Andre The Giant would betray him.
@@dhenderson1810He died for his sins brother, what more do you want? Or did Hogan live for our sins???
Hulk Hogan is the Holy Spirit. He inserts himself into everything. Ask Mary.
Hulk Hogan-“ The Judas heel turn was second only to mine with the NWO”
That night The Hulkster told Ben Franklin to "Go fly a kite, dude" changed the world.
😂😂😂😂
This comment is so good dude 😂👏
Xpac even witnessed it
When Hulk was born, he smacked his doctor on the ass and named his parents.
😂
When Peter suddenly became Jack and Ruth became a Dude.
The least believable part in all of this was Hogan using the words "No problem" after he was told to job clean.
Word! I did a double take at that
It wasn’t that clear the ending Hogan went too high on the leg drop and missed he could had broken his hip .Luckily Warrior move out the way in time.
Hulk invented wrestling while serving in Vietnam.
He also invented Vietnam
The horrors he saw in that war were what inspired him to write such powerful songs when he founded Metallica.
He was in the Gulf of Tonkin and the Baja before Jesse Ventura.
Hahahaha that one was actually pretty freaking funny dude
He served in the same unit as Sgt Slaughter and Manny Fernandez.
Apparently, Hulk Hogan tried to warn Julius Caesar about Brutus but his flight from Tampa to Ancient Rome was delayed
Unfortunately, that flight didn't cross the International Dateline so Hulk was unable to time travel
"Beware the Ides of March, brother!"
@@canedustdamn I was going to make that joke
I don't know. He didn't even see it coming when Brutus betrayed him. 🙂
Et tu brother?
“I told everyone in Germany that Hitler was up to no good, brother. He was a Hulkamaniac, of course, but he wasn’t living by the prayers and the vitamins. They offered me the fuhrer position first, but it didn’t work for me, brother. Japan already had me doing 600 dates a year.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣!!!
🤣🤣🤣
We need a Hulk Hogan Omnibus at this point.
That would be a CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG of an Omnibus ...
Hogan: "And then I told Jim Cornette: you should start doing omnibuses, brother!"
We really do so badly.
Oh my goodness I would be so happy
Hogan invented the Omnibus
“So I told Oppenheimer, “that equation doesn’t work for me brother” and I fixed his math.” Hulk Hogan
yeah sure
there is nobody left alive who worked on the Manhattan Project
Or maybe not, brother. @@RS3isRealscape
"After I fixed the math, I told Scott Steiner to us math in promo.brother!"
The show “Hogan’s Heroes” was supposed to be about Hulk Hogan’s special ops missions, but since he had to wait until they were declassified producers had to rename it “Thunder In Paradise”
Was Hogan the second gunman on the grassy knoll??
Good one
@@ryanyoung618 he couldn't be, Hogan is too nice of a guy to shoot on anyone
Bruh
@@GregHuffman1987 the how could he have been a CIA agent in Vietnam?
I heard Hulk Hogan was initially offered the role of Forrest Gump, but he had to decline it cause he wasn't gonna mow anyone's lawn for free brother
Fuck you for being so goddamn funny. Now I gotta clean soda off the floor.
🤣🤣🤣
Hogan had the lawn buried because it was getting over.
Hollywood Hulk Hanks 👏👏👏👏
not doing all that running brother.
🤣🤣
The Hogan Omnibus is loooonnnng overdue, "Brother." 😂
Hogan invented the omnibus, so its long overdue
Doesn’t work for Cornette, brother
Hulk Hogan pitched the idea for The Odyssey to Homer, and he co-wrote the second half of The Iliad but never got credit.
“This Homer dude went on to have a family in Springfield and work in a power plant afterwards.”
@@IamErik31🤣🤣🤣
Hulk Hogan christened Jesus Christ, brother.
John the Baptist went into business for himself, brother
Eve wasn’t gonna bite the forbidden fruit, but Triple H said, “ that not gonna work for me brother”
“So I had this farm brother, and this man and his lady came up on a donkey one day and I say ‘holy cow dude, that lady is pregnant brother’. They asked for a place to stay the night but I just had adopted 10 orphans myself so I said ‘I’m sorry brother I don’t have any rooms but we can sit you in our barn if you can make that work?’ So long story short brother Jesus was born in my barn ya.
@@Avg_Joe_001 after water, after he built the pyramids, but before he was Triple H
He pitched the idea of Mary being a virgin, so he could work an angle with Joseph, Brother
Hulk Hogan made the first Chuck Norris joke and then it became a thing.
Hulk Hogan also recently claimed he got The Undertaker his job in the WWF after they did a movie together. Problem there is Mark Calloway had been in the WWF for three months before filming began.
You're forgetting, BROTHER, Metallica ORIGINALLY wanted Hulk Hogan to be their bassist, BROTHER, but Hulk Hogan declined the offer due to his busy schedule, BROTHER...
@@mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854 Oh yes I'm familiar with the Metallica lie, Hogan told that one several years ago. You wanna hear the worst song ever listen to Hulkster in heaven.
@@darensparks He probably figured that he could write a song about a fake dead kid, after all, can't confirm or deny it with little Billy if he's pushing up daisies, brother!
@@magesentron That is very true and pretty funny too actually. Blame Jimmy Hart for enabling Hogan 😄
I really think Hogan looks at everyone but himself as marks and he loves to work everyone and doesn't care what people say as long as they're talking about him.
Hulk Hogan was actually on the Titanic on her maiden voyage. The Hulkster is the one that saw the iceberg first and tried to warn everyone. He was the first one on a lifeboat because it made sense to him booking wise.
Women and children won’t work for me, brother.
Fantastic comment
Imagine having Hogan's career and still lying about everything, EVERYTHING, there's something wrong with the man.
I worked with a guy who was like that.
He is mentally ill.
I used to think he was just like many people in my industry (I'm a professional musician and comedian) that tells stories just for the laughs, when we are just shooting the shit together, no-one actually thinks the stories are true, they're just funny stories.
These days, I think he's just an ego bullshitter, he's become a meme of himself.
maybe its pathological liar or somethinga ssociated with narcissim.
And now the Rock is slowly turning into Hogan with all the lies he is starting to tell.
Other things hogan pitched
1. Calling it the Super Bowl in 1950
2. Calling it state of origin in 1970
3. Calling it Great Britain in 1500
4. Calling them the Beatles in 1950
5. Calling world war 1. In 1912
it was not even called Super Bowl until the 2nd or 3rd one in 1968 or 1969
the beatles were the Quarryman until 1960
and it was called World War I after the start of World War 2 in 1939
Both HHH himself and Scott Hall said in interviews that it was Shawn Michaels that came up with the HHH moniker. It was just a nickname Shawn came up with and used backstage and when they were on the road. It wasn't until a while later when DX got going and they moved into the attitude area that Paul decided to start using HHH in the ring.
He said he was looking for a way to change his name to more closely fit the direction the company was going, but without having to repackage himself with a brand new ring name.
This
imagine he stuck with hunter hearst helmsley his whole career. no way he'd be nearly as successful as he was
"Tell 'em Tri!"
You first hear him calling himself Triple H on TV in December 1995, in an interview with Brother Love, promoting his entry in the 1996 forthcoming Royal Rumble.
@@Speedyreedy1218 Cool. So it was a bit earlier than I thought it was. I thought it was closer to mid-late '96.
Hogan told Varus not to send his legions into the Teutoburg forest
Hogan said he was outside in the bushes and he whispered through the window to Lady Blossom, “tell Steve to drink his tea before it gets stone cold”
Horrendous Hulk Hogan - yup, i believe it
Half-Truth Hulk Hogan. Oh for god sakes hall and Nash had to talk hogan into turning in wcw , & it turned out to be the best thing he did for his career.
Since Hogan started telling tall tales, his hair hasn't fallen out.
The hair on the back of his head isn't his real hair, they're extensions LOL!@@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
Horseshit Hulk Hogan...
Bad News Brown was calling him Hollywood Hulk Hogan during their feud.
Hulk Hogan was watching the Challenger launch from Tampa when he noticed a small o-ring blow out. He was going to warn them but they were all Orndorff fans so he decided against it
Love it! 😂
Hulk Hogan Showed Columbus the way to America, Brother.
cept Columbus was not even trying to find America he was actually traveling to India which is why for years we called Native Americans , Indians
much to the shargrin of true Indians everywhere
@@RS3isRealscape and Columbus didn't even discover America. He "found" the Carribean.
the only thing close to this was when Bad News Brown started insulting Hogan in promos calling him "Hollywood Hogan" in the late 80s, and now we have the make believe 1990 Heel turn packed in
Didn't the Iron Sheik call him Hollywood Blonde Jabroni. Or was that after the NWO
Hogan be like, "The Incredible Hulk is based on me, but they made him green because making him red and yellow would have made him a babyface."
Actually, he pitched Vince the "Triple H" idea after his initial one was rejected; He beats Warrior @ WM6, then cuts a promo in the ring saying, "Hogan 3:16 says I just whupped your ass, brother!"
LOL!!!!
"And that's the bottom line, cause Hulk Hogan says so, brother!"
Hulk Hogan is essentially the real life version of Jon Lovitz’s Tommy Flanigan character from Saturday Night Live at this point.
😏 yeeeez, that's the ticket.
it makes sense, Hogan came up with that character
Hogan gave Lorne Michaels the idea for Saturday Night Live.
That's the ticket, brother!
@@GregHuffman1987😄
Hulk would probably claim to have invented jazz.
"So I'm in this club down south. This band is playing opera and I suggested they make it up as they go. They started calling it Jazz. I was humble though, I didn't want the credit."
For those who have watched Gilligan’s Island, there was a character on one episode named Harold Horatio Heckuba. He’s the original Triple H. 🤣
Phil Silvers!
Phil Silvers
A three hour tour doesn't work for me, Brother.
Everybody remembers the story where Hogan told Napoleon " You're are too short to get over, brother"
Go to Waterloo, brother!
Hulk Hogan told Al Gore about his idea for the Internet, then suffered when Gore claimed it was his idea.
Hulk Hogan did the march on Rome instead of Mussolini, Mussolini just stole Hogan's gimmick
“The Hulkster’s been hitting the books, studying these ancient Roman symbols brother! And lemme tell you, when the Nation of Pastamania bundles together like a bunch of stick, my Roman brahs called them Fasces, we will be unbreakable, Jack!”
That’s not gonna work for me, brother
Hogan invented Gimmicks
Hulk Hogan taught Martin Scorsese how to make movies, brother.
"i was like: Martin, brother. thats not how you make movies, brother! you never seen no holds barred? THATS how you make movies..lemme show ya, brother!"
@@n.7482 😂
Ray Loretta: "I could tell Jimmy was a nervous wreck. His mind was going in 8 different directions."
De Niro: "you know Hogan tells his wife everything?"
Ray Loretta: "Hogan?"
"That's when I realized Jimmy was gonna whack Hogan."
One of these days he’s just gonna flat out say “u know I invented wrestling brother?”😭
He pretty much has
It's sad that Hogan keeps lying. On the other hand, the lies are fantastic!! Can you imagine if he was triple h?? "It's all about the game, brother!!!" 💪💪💪💪
Hulk Hogan was the only person to warn Vince McMahon about Chris Benoit. He told him “those diving headbutts ain’t smart brother, he’ll give himself brain damage and murder his family or something” but it fell on deaf ears.
i only wish
Hulkster Hulk Hogan, Triple H to you brother
Thanks for spreading the word brother -HH
7:34 Jim is absolutely spot on with that take on Hogan. With the level of stardom he got, Hogan just could be a bit humble and would not lose any popularity or respect from people but he can’t help being such a mark for himself
"It's time to play the game, brother!"
"He tells tall tales
Exaggerates his glory
But the truth is
It's all just a phony story"
I was in tears watching that video 😂
Has Jim done anything on this? I tried to get it to him via Reddit and the militant mods deleted the thread as it was not "wrestling related". I think Jim would absolutely love it.
What's that from?
@@ditto8638 Cultaholics video about AI generated wrestling songs
@@yorkshirehardware4644 The mods on that reddit page are ridiculous, I posted several thing that were about wrestling or Cornette himself, and they deleted it. They never give any reason as to why either, so you've no idea what you supposedly did wrong.
The one time I did get a reason, I got a thread removed because one word in the title had a single extra letter in it so was spelled wrong, How pathetic is that? It's a shame there isn't another page for fans of his.
Hulk Hogan invented squirrels, brother.
We need an updated Hulk Hogan Lies Omnibus.
The Huckster lies are comedy gold 🤣 😅😂
I've got this Mandela effect memory of playing WCW/NWO Revenge and seeing Hogan hit a pedigree. Now I'm worried it was a Hogan lie.
😱😱😱 he lied? No never! 😤
“I once hit this move where I got the guy bent over, arms behind him, and jumped before dropping him face first. But that wasn’t good for my knees brother!”
When Hogan was building the pyramids, he, Jimmy Hoffa, Jesus, and JFK had a 4 corner eliminator in Egypt. “It was at that match, Brother, that I invented water”
That explains why he refer himself as the real Triple H in WCW. Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan gave up his seat to Rosa Parks
so he did that when he was 3
@@RS3isRealscapeHe sure did, brother.
@@coldwar45 only thing is he lived in Tampa and that happened in Montgomery, Alabama
FACT CHECKED
Hulkster told the dinosaurs hey listen my little dinomaniacs, you guys are killing each other off too quickly brother. They cheered him, and thats how Dino Bravo got his name brother!
Hulk Hogan tried to warn Darby Allin about that fuckin bus that flattened him
Ha! WHAT!!- Mayor Adam West😂
If Hulk Hogan tells you the sky is blue, you should still go outside and check.
"Being the world champ, I trained Goku in the hyperbolic time chamber for the Cell Games brother"
Hollywood Hogan Hurcule
0:25 Jim Cornette is Master Roshi especially with that laugh lol
Hey u watch prowrestling I think goku did the Boston crab on tien
Maybe without the master roshi personality if U get what I mean
No drizzy
I know I heard one of the announcers called Hollywood Hulk Hogan "Triple H" on an episode of WCW Monday Nitro during the nWo run, but I can't remember if this early '97 or late '97 when DX was a thing and Hunter was being called Triple H.
It was supposed to be the Hulk Hogan Lean Mean Grilling Machine instead of the George Foreman but he missed the phone call, brother. Oh wait, he actually claimed that one, too.
Hulk Hogan was going to be the first man on the moon, but he thought his "good friend" Neil Armstrong deserved it more.
1969 hulkster was 16 and would not be eligible for the astronaut program since he was a minor and was also not in the military with flight experience
@@RS3isRealscape OK brother..... You do get the point of these replies... Right brother
"One small step for man, one giant leap for Hulkamania, brother!"
I thought a “red and yellow rub “ was something totally different .
Hogan: You need a Native American and an Asian to do it properly
More precisely, Shawn Michaels was the one who jokingly kept calling Hunter "Triple H" in the locker room.
It wasn't jokingly. It was a nickname.
According to Hogan, before David went out to face Goliath, Hogan gave David some Flintstone Vitamins saying "a million strong and growing Brother"
Bad News Brown was calling him Hollywood Hulk Hogan during their feud.
Actually Hogan pitched the Triple H name for the band after his audition with Metallica. The Triple H stood for Hetfield, Hammett and Hogan.
And Lars Ulrich went, that won't work for me brother....that's when Hulk decided to have a say in booking!
.....and on the seventh day, Hogan told God "Working on Sunday, doesn't work for me Brother, You should take a break too."
Lying Hulk stories are far better than actual Hulk stories. The stories are so hilariously over the top made up that it is a joy to see what nonsense he will come out with next.
I honestly can't pick a favourite because they're all so great, but the highlights for me are:
Claiming to have worked 400 days in a single year because of his frequent trips to Japan
Being asked to join Metallica as their bass player
@@mickeyd8768 The 400 day one is my favorite.
More "I created the whole world and everything in it brother!!" from Hogan 😂😂😂
“God prays to me, brother”
Say what you want, Hogan working the evangelical marks on "The 700 Club", while he has a Scientology honey trap in his own home as his new daughter-lookalike trophy wife, is next-level 4D carny chess. Or advancing CTE-related dementia on his part...
You think pro wrestling is "carny BS"? It has NOTHING on organised religion/cults. No wonder scumbags like Ted DiBiase land in that racket after they're done in wrestling.
"Let there be light, brother!"
Big Bang theory says hold my beer brother
Hulk Hogan is the king of lies brother !
He sits on a Throne of Lies.
They asked me to put Goliath over, and I said that's not gonna work for me brother
Ultimate Warrior nearly killed triple h when triple h pedigrees Warrior then Warrior just gets up like it never happened, as for Hogan creating the triple h name, that's bs, he's just sour because he didn't think of it before Paul did
Actually he was Hollywood Hulk Hogan in 96 several years before Hunter Hearst Helmsley became triple h. However WCW already had double a arn Anderson so no one actually called Hogan triple h.
@darensparks yes in 1996 Hollywood Hulk Hogan was created, but at no time was he referred to as Triple H, Hogan constantly spouts bs, him thinking of the triple h name is bs
@@tug1345 Yes I agree , even more so I don't for a second believe he told Vince McMahon to let him turn heel in 1990 after the warrior beat him. Eric bischoff has said before it took quite a lot to convince Hogan to turn heel and join Hall and Nash six years later.
Actually, Hunter started using the “Triple H” gimmick while in DX about a year after Hogan’s heel turn in 96.
@@darensparks and I absolutely agree there was no discussion of Hogan turning heel back at Wrestlemania 6, especially based on how long and hard Eric and Kevin Sullivan had to fight to try and convince Hogan to turn in WCW. Hogan was afraid it wouldn’t work and his whole run as a famous person would be over, because he is a damn narcissist.
The original plan for the bloodline was going to be hulk , Horace and nick. But due to Horace’s commitment to his Burger King shifts, plans had to change
“Ya see, Horace was the glue that holds it all together, brother! Without him, dude, there is no line for the blood, brother!!!!”
Hulk Hogan was the inspiration behind Chuck Norris
Hulk did warn the dinosaurs about that meteorite. That extinction was on them brother.
You can’t even hate Hogan for his lies bc they’re always so entertaining to hear
So True. I listen to his stuff for his lies.😂
“I didn’t land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on me brother!”
I'm convinced Hogan is going to tell the world he invented oxygen at this point 😂
Let me tell you something, brother: Hogan was in the lab when Antoine Lavoisier named it "oxygen"
I'm still waiting for Hogan to talk about his days in a POW camp during WWII
Hulk Hogan stopped 9/11 from happening.
Where's Hulk Hogen when we need him, Brother?
He also took out Osama and ran back to America to let John Cena know.
he stopped 9/10 from happening, but was too late to stop 9/11
He and Marky Mark Wahlberg stopped those planes in their tracks brother
Have you not seen the photos? Hulk Hogan did 9/11.
Hulk told Adam, "don't eat that apple, brother" but he didn't listen.
Wachagonnado Hulkster , when Mr. C ,Cornymania, and the millions of Cornymaniacs run wild on you, brother!
Hollywood Hulk Hogan, the original Triple H
He never called himself "Triple H' stop it
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He did brother. He came up with the name in his sleep dude.
And let me tell ya something brother, that name is what inspired him to go after his dreams man! With more lust in his eyes than he had for Miss Elizabeth, dude.
Except Triple H existed before the nWo gimmick...
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Connecticut Blueblood was a no-name dude.
nWoMania ran wild all thanks to Hollywood Hogan brother.
Whacha gonna doooo when you find out that brother Teresa did it way before youuuu
@@AxeDharme No.
Hogan wrote Metallica's "Whenever i may roam" about his life on the Road and Gave it to them
2. He wrote Metallica's "Master of Puppets " abour Vince McMahon and gave it to Metallica 😊😊😊
Unironically
“I said, Martin…you gotta put dragons in your story. Make em fly high, brother”
“And then I told Jim Cornette, ‘Brother, there’s this new type of on-demand radio called podcasting, you should start one.’ That’s how we got the Drive Thru.”
Love that artwork with Mr. C 🤣🤣
i pity da fool
Hogan just exists on a higher plain of existence where he see's and lives in multiple universes at the same time.
Tony soprano was based on hulk hogan.
Hogan also freed the slaves
so hulk hogan was the Emancipation Proclamation
As Hogan tells it, Adam wanted to name one of the animals The Hulkster, But Hogan stopped him saying it was too self serving. Hogan pitched the idea of the name the Lion instead.
Love the idea of Hogan getting hit by the apple and Hulking up versus the newly-introduced heel, Gravity!
I mean, AEW released Gravity so he is available for the reenactment 🤣
Of all the stories I believe this one the most
Hulk hogan painted the Mona Lisa but never got credit for it
It was a self portrait that got messed up when they erased the mustache that's all the controversy about the smile
except that was painted in 1500's
making Hulk 500 years old
"Listen up, brother! This is the one and only Hulk 'Franklin' Hogan, the first American heavyweight champion of science, dude. I've wrestled with the mysteries of nature, I've body-slammed ignorance, and I've won the hearts of millions of freedom-loving people worldwide.
Now, I hear there's some folks who think they can challenge the power of electricity. Well, let me tell you something, dude, you better start reading your books and conducting your experiments because you're going to need all the knowledge you can get when you step into the ring with me, brother.
I've faced the toughest storms, the meanest lightning, and the nastiest thunderclaps, and I've sent them all packing with my trusty kite and key. So if you think you're going to be any different, you've got another thing coming, brother.
So whatcha gonna do when Franklin-mania and the power of electricity run wild on you, brother?!"
That’s how you play the game Brother!!! lol
“R-Truth was a name made for me. the fans adored me and as Vince was giving me less air time thinking my time was done the fans starting chanting “he’s our truth!”. the name was meant for me brother!”
I heard a doozy just a couple of days ago. Hulk Hogan was the basis for He-Man 😂
😂
That's actually more believable than anything he's said recently 😂😂
I believe it. Even Bruce prichard said Hulk had mentioned wanting to turn heel at that time. I don't know about the triple h part.
I can actually believe Hogan thought about "Hollywood Hulk Hogan" much earlier than he really became that. 1990 was about the time when they really thought he could break into movies big time. And he's been consistent with his claims that he wanted to turn heel against Warrior for a long time now. So that adds up. However, I do not believe he proposed or used the actual, verbatim moniker "Triple H".
Hogan: So i was sitting with Obama and he was telling me how much he wanted to do for the country, so i told him: "Brother you got to do it, you need to grab the bulls by the horns and do it". And a week after that conversation he was running for president.
Jokes aside, I’m truly surprised he doesn’t claim “I told Donald Trump at Wrestlemania V that he should run for president. And Donald asked me if I would be his VP if he did”
CTE is Serious
There is no point debating if Hogan is telling the truth. It's best to just assume he is full of shit unless you have 4 corroborating witnesses, or 2 with notary.