@@etzu67 well basically, everything is attracted to everything, and the bigger something is the more it attracts stuff, we don't notice how little we attract objects because we're too small, unlike the earth who attracts us, and the sun who attracts the earth
“This is a scam, there’s no one in Bill’s life that would send him flowers!” “It’s true, something’s up” 😂😂😂😂 Damn, the most savage thing I’ve ever heard
The "anyways" before the line is so necessary and it's missing here, like the tone was kinda dark and very sad and it's a wild shift with the way he says anyways
"i really hope you like it... cause if you dont i will kILL mYsELf" me giving a tiny scarf i knitted to my friends pet snake UPDATE: noodle the snake very much liked the scarf, and i have made noodle a scarf for every occasion
2:33 "Seems about right" Yeah I can feel that in my soul. Like dropping your keys at the end of a long day and suddenly parkouring into an existential crisis.
My profile pic is another kind of mess (basically my mental health right now) can I join? Wow, this is 4 months after no-one is going to actually see this. Ok well, I’m gonna cry in a bathroom peace out homies
In the future, whenever anyone asks me something like “how are you?” or “hey how’s it going?” is there a way that this 4 minute clip can just play immediately as an answer to them?
“I’ve decided to stop fighting it and lean into the fact that I’m an idiot.” I resonate with that quote
I dont remember that ep
@@Raiunax It's the one where they investigate some missing coins at the Uni where Kevin works and Holt is insecure about his intellect
Time?
@@nee7617 s6 episode bimbo
Thanks for teaching me this word last year so I could use it for a title
Can’t believe jake screaming with his guitar isn’t on here. Still, this is perfection itself, and 2020 in a nutshell
I World like this comment but its at 666 so i cant
"PAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNNN" takes me out every time lmfao
second reply lol
third reply lol
sixth reply lol
Love how he had to flip through the notebook just for one word😂😂
I’m currently having an existential crisis because of terry’s “you ever wonder where wind comes from” line.
It's from the planet's rotation, if that helps.
Joseph Mazella but then where does the planet’s rotation come from?
@@sriv2167 Gravity dude
But where does gravity even come from
@@etzu67 well basically, everything is attracted to everything, and the bigger something is the more it attracts stuff, we don't notice how little we attract objects because we're too small, unlike the earth who attracts us, and the sun who attracts the earth
I don't like how relatable this is
I, too, dislike the implications that my life is in shambles and meaningless.
I like how up-to-date this is.
@@Meepers_the_Great fucking same lmao
2:30
Goooooood so true. This thread yikes
Pimento aggressively beating the bug to death and then crying about it is me with every spider in my room...
"I'm gonna kIll myself.... so tread lightly."
*_its a dark line but charles right there encapsulates me energy_*
You wrote me instead of my so I read it in my head like Mr Krabs and its even better
MazTheMeh it really does
I hope you’re okay, but honestly, yeah me too.
3,000th like
Is it also a BrBa reference?
You missed “and now for a message of hope: everything is garbage.”
Mango yogurt whoooooo
"never love anything"
"This is a message of hope ... PPPPPAIIIN , that's it" the way Holt's mouth moves during this scene is priceless
Holy shit is that Devilman crybaby as your profile picture (my favorite anime)
@@yungpooter5889 it's mine too
Its kind of like he was trying to add vibrato the was he was moving his hand 😂
CONSUME THE LIMBS OF TREES
Makoto Naegi does not approve this message. Monokuma does, though.
“This is a scam, there’s no one in Bill’s life that would send him flowers!” “It’s true, something’s up” 😂😂😂😂 Damn, the most savage thing I’ve ever heard
Is it good or bad that this is the most relatable scene?
Jet The Bret umm... bad, I think?
jannes tiemes, well crap, now the suicidal scene relate better
"Self burn, that's rare"
"Kay I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out homies!" Is still one of my favourite lines of all time
Omgg yeah, what episode was it
S5E03 i believe
It hits a little too close to home.
I felt that deep within my soul
i feel this entire video so much but that line is special
“This is my second burger… okay I lied it’s my FOURTH” is a mood
“i’m wired to thrive on dysfunction” ME
Chaos, CHAOS!
Gina is the embodiment of the 💯 and and living wildcard 😆I love her so much !!!!
3:03 " I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out homies!"
I love it
The "anyways" before the line is so necessary and it's missing here, like the tone was kinda dark and very sad and it's a wild shift with the way he says anyways
literally my favorite line for sure
The chuckle at the end 💀
i'd forgotten about terry's "i'm in denial" line lmao
It was there
3:22
Rings Edits I think the commenter meant *they* forgot about it, not that it wasn’t in the video
@@somebody9653 yeah lol
@@stephs8939 they said "I'd" meaning they had forgotten about it
*smiling like a moron*
"I'm in denial"
me, procrastinating for 3 weeks and 6 days of the 4 weeks I have for assignments.
Da Nile is a river in Africa…. This is a geography class, right?
I feel "I'm just sad because I'm an unlovable sack of fungus and I'm gonna be alone forever" in the depths of my soul
Every waking minute of my life
“Sorry I messed everything up, I’m just not up for this high-stakes game of hanging out with friends.”
-every introvert ever
“I love how the face mask masks my shame” 😂
Me being out in public
Really hits differently now
That aged incredibly well 😂😂
Perfect reason to wear it noadays lol
The entire character of pimento is a monumental mood
The cuts of Pimento screaming while doing "Normal Pimento stuff" in the "Flan for two" episode is 99.99% of my humour.
damn i never realized how much they said "i'm gonna kill myself" in this show until now
A lot of people would say that it's problematic but tbh it's relatable and how people talk so I'm liking it
@@daniellemichael1 I don't think anyone would say it's problematic
@@Rubiecat at least where I'm from 🤷🏻♀️
Same lol
Yeah I was like "Oh so that's why the humor on this show isn't that accessible to everyone...It's Gen Z humor" lol
brooklyn 99 is one of those rare shows where I can relate to every single character while simultaneously not able to relate to them at all
“LoOoPhOlE”
the fact that hitchcock thought he was a GENIUS when he said that kills meeee
*spins in chair*
Consider this: most of America lives in extreme amounts of debt their whole lives, so is he an idiot, or just saying what we all are thinking?
Hitchcock is a genius.
But he is a genius
The “im in denial” caught me off guard. I’m cracking up
I feel like we all eventually become Pimento in life
And I await that day with excitement
Valea Ophelia periodt 🤧🤧
I'm on the borderline
I couldn’t have said it any better 😌
When Scully said "I'm just sad because I'm an unlovable sack of fungus and I'm gonna be alone forever " I related to that more than I should have
"i really hope you like it... cause if you dont i will kILL mYsELf"
me giving a tiny scarf i knitted to my friends pet snake
UPDATE: noodle the snake very much liked the scarf, and i have made noodle a scarf for every occasion
stop it pj Gonna be honest, I can’t tell if this is adorable or weird so I’m gonna go with adorable
Me giving my homework to teacher
I hope the snake liked it
This is cute
Shit now I gotta knit my snakes some tiny clothes
i have never watched this show before
*that ends tonight*
Vanessa I’m so glad I could help
I'm sure you've at least seen the backstreet boys clip
yes, i’ve seen many clips of it, just never a full episode:)
It’s all on Netflix
@@depressedbreakfast2614 don't got netflix lol
love how most of it is pimento, he represents my declining mental health perfectly. you should do one about b99 predicting corona!
the mumps episode: yall hear somethin??
Also the last line of season 7 is "Everybody wash your hands"
I remember Jake saying he wants to open a hand sanitizer store lol
What about when Charles says "ooo the black market - it's the *only* place you can buy Quality bat meat" 😂😂
@@lizzylucyn7133 conspiracy incoming.
It’s just “Pimento being relatable for 40% of this video”
Lmao literally he’s in like 15 episodes the entire series and somehow he’s the main theme of this lmao
2:33 "Seems about right" Yeah I can feel that in my soul. Like dropping your keys at the end of a long day and suddenly parkouring into an existential crisis.
"Parkouring into an existential crisis"
Im going to steal that phenomenal line of yours, thank you very much.
this comment deserved way more likes lmao im seizing
This line represents my whole life basically
“Therefore my thoughts are... who cares?!”
Next time someone asks me how I'm doing, I'm gonna show them this video.
"I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction"
That's all life offers me, so ofc.
All Pimento scenes are declining mental state representation.
Have to agree
Jake announcing everything he’s gonna cry is just my biggest mood at the moment
"Topic chaaange :D you ever wonder where wind starts?" lmfaodidiidid
Wind travels in a circular motion, thus it doesn't start
@@npc6817 but where didnthe first wind start to begin the circle?
@@ShrodingersCatgirl nowhere, all the atmosphere moves togheter, it's like asking which point of a weel started spinning first, they all did
DIE BUG DIE
*kills*
oH nO hEs dEAd
*cries*
are we the same people bc wow
I would really like to like your comment but it has 666 likes I don't want to ruin it 😔
“I’m way to sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now”
1:42 i have never felt more seen
the title: "...a visual aid of my declining mental state"
the video: starts with Pimento
me: oooh me too buddy we're good
Can you be depressed over there? You're kind of bumming out my whole area.
The fact pimento is in this so much despite not having much screentime really speaks volumes. 😂
"that I no longer start spontaneously weeping" lmao boyle is a big mood!
the loophole one always sends me into orbit
This is a phenomenal comment
Sends me into orbit Jesus Christ I’m seizing
Charles saying “I will kill myself” is actually perfect 😂
Not even my therapist can describe my mental state as accurately as this video 😌
I’m wired to thrive on dysfunction 😂😂😭
I don't even watch Brooklyn 99 but like I watched this entire thing-
A fellow person who watches unus annus
me when im already failing my exams: //FORCED LAUGHING//
"No, don't eat tha burrito " is the perfect mix of Holt being a dad and a friend.
"My brain wants it's fast juice!" is my favorite line of all time!
"topic chaaangee. you ever wonder where wind starts?" is the best line in the whole show
crunchy feet I KNOW RIGHT
i can not and will not be able to tell you just how much this compilation means to me right now.
"I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing." Big fat mood.
I feel like I have a breakdown every week. That's not healthy. But, my mind doesnt care.
When Holt said “paiiiinnnn” i felt that spiritually
“you ever wonder where wind starts” this show is hilarious
I haven’t even seen Brooklyn 99, and it has no business being so relatable.
You better start watching then. This show is pure gold
im in denial about being in denial. so im in denial
“I was just cursing out my shadow for hanging out with such a lame guy like me” - Charles
Pimento is by spirit animal
I noticed that your profile pic is ALSO a very specific shade of purple. Wanna be friends?
Taylor Hauter of course. Anyone who appreciate lavender as a color is my friend
My profile pic is another kind of mess (basically my mental health right now) can I join? Wow, this is 4 months after no-one is going to actually see this. Ok well, I’m gonna cry in a bathroom peace out homies
@@superstellarhere I got lots of purple too! Dw we can be friends (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
porple
this stumbled on my recommended i cant imagine a more fitting moment
When Amy beats the absolute crap out of the microwave I hear the subway surfers theme
3:39 i feel personally attacked
*sobbing
*"no, no, no, dont eat the burrito"*
*monch
_aaauuuAauugGhhh_
Thinking about sending this to my therapist tbh
"i'm an unlovable sack of fungus and i'm gonna be alone forever" should not have hit as hard as it did
i loved this ! so accurate
this is exactly how my brain feels and crys alone while pretending to laugh and be sane for people.
This is mainly Pimento and that def says something.....
“ and I had been sitting by the pool continuously watching a bee struggle from drowning and realized I am like that bee”
My last 10 brain cells trying to coordinate.
"I'm wired to strive of dysfunction"
Felt-
“I’m just sad because I’m an unlovable sack of fungus and I’m gonna be alone forever”
Me too Scully, me too
2:57 “I’m wired to thrive on dysfunction””””
0:10 " NEW YORK'S FINEST " 😂😂😂
"I love how the mud revitalizes my skin."
"And I love how it masks my shame."
Why I love B99 in four minutes ;) xD
Pimento's cathartic scream of love embodies everything I feel at all times
Idk but I feel like Brooklyn 99 is just gen z as a tv show and we’re all finally legal adults
"never... Love... Anything",
I felt that so much like 3 weeks ago
I feel that so much now
@@hayes99 oh no
I hope I don't feel that way again soon
"but this is my second burger. Ok i lied its my fourth!"
Me on my period
I dont even watch b99 but my life is in shambles so I needed this
Love this show and love this vid
1:28 The looks of pure confusion that Andy Samberg can pull off are always amazing at the top of comedic timing.
And now i what to watch b99
Jana Wolf you should!! It’s my favorite show by far
Depressed breakfast no it’s not 🤣 Hulu
Depressed breakfast at least not in the US
haze is in the uk
“Yes I’ve been sitting in my office, wallowing at my hopelessness, and eating the saddest food known to mankind... ice cream.” really hits home 😂
boOOOONEEE?
One would need a sex life for that to be relevant.
The fact that so many of these are pimento just shows how unstable he is. 😂
Notice how Terry doesn't say almost any of these, be like Terry, know your worth
"A Message Of Hope. This is what I have so far:
PAAAAIIIIN-
That's it."
Gina's "I wired to thrive in dysfunction" is my motto in life now.
I think I’ve discovered why I like this show so much
this show CANT BE REAL... it was a mass fever dream...
Suicidet talks and constant mental breakdowns **nods approvingly** seems about right.
I fucking love this show.
*this is the hardest “tag urself”*
In the future, whenever anyone asks me something like “how are you?” or “hey how’s it going?” is there a way that this 4 minute clip can just play immediately as an answer to them?