@@ryanlogan9792 I don't hate anyone or everyone that's under thirty. But it's very hard to meet as many that have the same level of maturity that people over thirty have. Well, most people at that age anyway
@@ajward9112 He's taking a saying from the 70s that goes "never trust anyone over 30" and subverting it. It has absolutely nothing to do with maturity. Also. That's the joker.
This is one of my favourites Harley: “remember when we used to be in a team” Deadshot: “I could never forget the squad” Harley: “well you sucked then too”
Ironic, considering Catwoman’s costumes are actually cool looking while Harley is a literal clown (all she’s missing is a cartoonishly large red honking nose.)
@@hobomike6935cat woman outfits are just a black jump suit basic 😂😂😂Harley actually got some color and style and she would still look fine with a red nose
Harley's style is actually hella cool fr, and all Catwoman seems to need is a long tail at her back that perfectly matches with the tiny kitty ears that show up on her helmet lmao her getup is hilariously basic.
Harley Quinn: Could yah make me a snowcone?? Captain Cold: try asking mister freeze. Harley Quinn: Could yah make me a snowcone? Mr. Freeze: did snart tell you to ask me that?
Harley: "You aint so tough superman!" Superman: "What gives you that idea?" Harley: "Alfred knocked your freaking ass out!" I love that they acknowledge the comics especially that scene with alfred cuz it was one of the most badass moments ❤
Superman: 'Wanna hear a joke?' Harley: 'Ah, gee, this oughta be somethin...' Superman: 'Harley Quinn vs Superman.' Damn. Supes found a way to burn people without using his heat vision.
Not the first time either, surprisingly. For instance in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker he straight up quotes Shakespeare's "The Tempest." Makes sense though, a trickster of his wit would wanna be well-read.
@@lilgerke while we don't know when development started, Injustice 2 was announced in mid 2016 and was released a year later. Captain America Civil War was released in April 2016.
Harley: “You ain’t so tough Superman!” Superman: “What gave you that idea?” Harley: “Alfred knocked your freakin ass out!” Alfred is a god so no surprise there
"You actually talk to plants?" "Don't you talk to fish?" "I command them!" Now, I know he meant sharks with that statement, but all i imagined was a swarm of tiny goldfish.
I love Joker's sense of culture. one of my personal favorite interactions is between him and Deadshot. Joker: Guns, guns, guns. Where's the art? Deadshot: I don't get paid for creativity. Joker: Philistine.
Of this batch, I think I like Blue Beetle and Ivy's the best. This game has a lot of good intros, though. Harley: "Doctor Isley." Ivy: "Doctor Quinnzel." Harley: "I love when we play doctor!" Green Arrow: "Butterfly Boy!" Blue Beetle: "Go back to the Renaissance Fair." GA: "OH. I will." BB: "You're gonna get Blue!" GA: "Excuse me?!" BB: "Beetle'd? Gonna get Blue Beetle'd!" I could go on and on :P
I'm surprised there isn't one for Blue Beetle and Cpt. Cold (or any other older character) going like. 'You the new Green Hornet?' 'Blue Beetle. Green Hornet must've been *way* before my time.' 'Well, now I'm color blind, *and* old.'
I think she was looking fir a suitable word to match theoriginal lunr. The original phrase is... interesting 5o put it politely...'once you go black you never go back'.
I love Harley & superman Harley: You ain't so tough superman Superman: What gives you that idea? Harley: Alfred knocked your freakin ass out! Gets me every time.😂
Cat woman: i met your mother once Damian: no woman could surpass her Cat woman: that's why you don't have a girlfriend Wow! Talk about son vs. step mother😂
harley:Batman says you coming with me black adam:you dare mock me chlid Harley:"you dare mock me child this one is amazing and it's also embarrasse black adam
Kinda reminds me that one part from justice league animation with Flash vs Grodd. Grodd: You're a bigger fool than I thought. Flash: Oh yeah?! Well, you're... naked! Grodd: [preparing to don his helmet] The world will miss your sparkling intellect. Goodbye, Flash.
LeJon Brames There's another one... Harley Quinn: Can you make me a pony?... Green Lantern: How about a straightjacket? Harley Quinn: Ahhhh no thanks I already have enough of those at home!
i mean she'd already raised her own shield with the "happily single" line so at least he wasn't gonna get anywhere regardless. his decision to call her out for interrupting him let him at least end their conversation in a stalemate rather than her just decimate him altogether
I love how Harley mentions Alfred beating the hell out of Superman
It's funny haha
Further proves that alfred is the best superhero
@@smugofbishamonten1447 indeed
It wasn't so much "beating the hell out of" him as it was "knocking him out with a single headbutt".
@@CleaningCaptain id say thats beating the hell out of him, seeing how much damage he did to supes
"I met your mother once"
"No one could surpass her"
"That's why you don't have a girlfriend."
OMG I DIED
Didnt get it
@@therealanashassan Damian's saying his mom is better than every woman and because he thinks like that girls don't want to date him.
@@mickeythelovelyfairy I interpreted it as he don't want to date any girl...
@@alexanderpetrov1171 Well I mean he could be gay but I didn't Interpret that line as meaning that
@Pervie James Ampilan AS A WEEB I FELT THAT
You missed this one:
Harley Quinn: "Doctor Isley."
Poison Ivy: "Doctor Quinzel."
Harley Quinn: "Ooh, I love it when we play 'doctor'."
Lol
When Ivy & Harvey "Play Doctor" Joker wishes he could watch.
@@90lancaster I doubt it, he loves Batman more
Batman plays with a bunch of clowns but joker gets to play with doctors all day long
fruity
"Wanna hear a joke"
Breaks kryptonite like its rock-candy
Ah yes verified commenter, we meet at last
Man you’re late to the party.
Also how does superman break through krypton it’s that easily?
he can break krytonite and still can not beat a clown and a butler
@@huynluna3244 I'm sorry, butler?
@@fizzle._12 I mean Alfred, it is in the comic tho
Black Adam: "You dare mock me child!?"
HQ: "YoU dArE mOcK Me ChIlD!? "
I love when she says "YOURE COMIN WITH ME" with deep voice
@@sepakvolley07I know right? I have the game, harley quinn is really funny.
you can tell that Tara Strong had a great time voicing her
I liked the cyborg's reaction to Joker
"BOOP BEEP BOOP"
"....what are you _doing?"_
0:09
“Oh, so you’ve met my mother.” 😂
Jax D that cracked me up 😂😂😂
Joker is a great comeback master.
@@samgreen8007 Comeback? He called his mother a bitch.
Stay the hell away from them you son of a bith
@@derbyharrington16 He's the Joker, he doesn't care about his mother.
"Never trust anyone under thirty" - best quote ever.
He’s not wrong
@@ajward9112 doesn’t mean you should hate anyone under 30
@@ryanlogan9792 I don't hate anyone or everyone that's under thirty. But it's very hard to meet as many that have the same level of maturity that people over thirty have. Well, most people at that age anyway
@@ajward9112 I don't know what planet you live in but it sure sounds fun, wanna visit earth with me?
@@ajward9112 He's taking a saying from the 70s that goes "never trust anyone over 30" and subverting it. It has absolutely nothing to do with maturity. Also.
That's the joker.
"That's why you don't have a girlfriend"
Yet another Robin mercilessly slaughtered at the hands of a Batman villain, sad to see.
God this comment WINS at dark comedy LMAO. It took me a second to realize which other Robin and villain you were referring to💀😂
Only this time batman will probably buy said villain a drink for their actions.
Everything about Damien honestly is treated like dirt in this game.
Selina isn’t a villain though.
@@FireLordJohn3191she robs and steals from people for a living, she’s definitely a villian
Green Arrow: "I'm growing tomatoes. Any tips?"
Ivy: "Yeah. Choke on them."
Green Arrow: "No Salsa for you."
that escalated quickly
my favourite one
He sounded like he genuinely just wanted to know some tips
@@shadowgirlm6446 What was he expecting Ivy to say? Pour some water on them or something 😭
its actually based on a comic where Green Arrow makes one helluva salsa that even Superman thinks is strong xD
I love that Batman intro:
Batman: “We’re not doing this again, Joker.”
Joker: “You’re breaking up with ME?!”
Batman: “I’m breaking you.”
LMAO
Kinky :0
@DeltaWolf142 No in the video
@Killinklonez homophobic much?
He's gea homie !!!!
Why is Blue Beetle such a mood like- he’s the Peter Parker of the Injustice universe. Not really understanding anything but just happy to be there.
Alexias Rei ikr.
He's just happy to be included
he's voiced by pit to
Imagine Peter and Blue Beetle talking to each other about their mentors
@@theeternaltumbleweed421 I wondered why he sounded so familiar
1:45 "I COMMAND THEM" This actually made me burst out laughing.
I didn't get ya like at all but it's alright cus you had Fun and that's all that matters after all so y'know yeah....😊😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗🤗
Yeah 😂😂 made him sound lamer actually
it kinda makes him sound like he couldn't find a comeback so he decides status will have to do while fully knowing it makes him sound lame
@@Cherrypick2363 You're very condescending Indian guy
dunno, commanding great white sharks, killer whales etc. sounds pretty badass
Superman: "Wanna hear a joke? Harley Quinn vs Superman"
Damn Kal Savage AF.
He's right lol. Harley is nothing against him
+ Claudia Nikano Except she burned his ass after.
Claudia Nikano yet the butler beat the fuck out of him
The "S" stands for "Savage"
@@kirbywarpstar2782 he took a pill that gave him superman's powers.
“Doctor.”
“Captain.”
“Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar.”
😂
Was the refence cobra kai?
@@kingblack2528 The reference was the 30 million jokes that start with 3 occupations walking into a bar
@@lukadjordjevic3716 thx
I don't get it
@@lukadjordjevic3716 I thought it was a reference to a real specific joke (that I kinda wanna hear lol) but this makes more sense
-I'm no fan of hitting girls
-You'll be lucky to tickle me.
-Yep, I kinda would be.
loooool
there is a line in a clash:" - Still trying to tickle me?
- Hehehehe...Yes."
I'd say it's understandable xd
Blue beetle in this voice line is so me xD
R/suicidebywords
suicide by words
This is one of my favourites
Harley: “remember when we used to be in a team”
Deadshot: “I could never forget the squad”
Harley: “well you sucked then too”
Ayoooooo
she did them dirty
"That's why you dont have a girlfriend" I'm dying 😂
bsaipaia 228 likes
@@Nutpost Thx for telling me
Someone get Damien some ice for that BURN.
SAVAGE PART
@@Jarock316
Call Mr. Freeze, gonna need a cryo chamber to heal that burn.
Ugh, you left out one of the best!
Blue Beetle: It’s Beetle VS Bat!
Batman: Bats eat beetles.
Blue Beetle: ...that escalated quickly.
Yes that should’ve been here
Glad somebody cares about blue bettle 👍
But beers beat battlestar Galactica...
@@imamulhaque7696 Bears? Beets? Battlestar Galactica? Identity theft is not a joke, man.
Lol
"Doctor..."
"Captain..."
"JUST NEED A PRISET AND WE CAN WALK INTO A BAR"
Best one by far
They need father bruce
That's my favorite.
Priest*
Lol
Agreed
4:24
Catwoman: Nice outfit.
Harley: Yours is just... alright.
Catwoman: Take that back.
I just love how honest Harley is.
Ironic, considering Catwoman’s costumes are actually cool looking while Harley is a literal clown (all she’s missing is a cartoonishly large red honking nose.)
@@hobomike6935cat woman outfits are just a black jump suit basic 😂😂😂Harley actually got some color and style and she would still look fine with a red nose
Harley's style is actually hella cool fr, and all Catwoman seems to need is a long tail at her back that perfectly matches with the tiny kitty ears that show up on her helmet lmao her getup is hilariously basic.
0:06
you dare mock me child?
Harley:ok boomer
Jamdi what if they did that all day?
@Phillip Vue you probably mean because harley quinn has same video with a bit different graphics... i guess yea
READ THE SUBTITLES ITS HILARIOUS
Patrick Cage yes, they’re both developed by NetherRealm Studios. Which is why Scorpion is in the first game and Sub Zero is in Injustice 2
I love Harley
Joker: “Boop beep bap boop.”
Cyborg: “What are you doing?”
Joker: “That’s robot for “You’re Dead!”
Stephen Reed Lmao
🤣
Cyborg than proceeds to blast Joker's face off.
Stephen Reed 😂
J. Cenon no thy was robot for I AM GAY
"that's why you don't have a girlfriend".
SHOTS FIRED
Shots were fired and they did brutal damage.
He definitely has mommy issues
i loved that one :D
My favorite haha
I didnt understand that one anyone mind enlightening me
1:00
"you'll be lucky to tickle me"
"yup... i kinda would be"
LMAO
Green Arrow: "What now, pretty bird?"
Black Canary: "You haven't been a good boy.."
Green Arrow: "Ooh.. My safe word's 'Arrowcave'"
😂😂
Damn Green Arrow and Black Canary into some kinky shit
Green arrow: This is a family show!
Also Green arrow: proceeds to talk about his "Arrow cave"
That was slick xdxd
It’s ironic cuz they are actually married 💀
When I read the first line I was literally are the same scene xD
Harley Quinn: Could yah make me a snowcone??
Captain Cold: try asking mister freeze.
Harley Quinn: Could yah make me a snowcone?
Mr. Freeze: did snart tell you to ask me that?
Mr. Freeze: Okay, BUT WILL YOU SAVE MY WIFE???
@@tlkfanrwbyfan8716 that is someting mister freeze would say
He never did make me a snow cone 😔
@@ninjagirl-ri1pc i like yer name and pfp XD
OMG I JUST SAW ANOTHER VIDEO WITH THIS I DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS ACTUALLY FROM THE GAME, I THOUGHT IT WAS MADE UP, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Harley: "You aint so tough superman!"
Superman: "What gives you that idea?"
Harley: "Alfred knocked your freaking ass out!"
I love that they acknowledge the comics especially that scene with alfred cuz it was one of the most badass moments ❤
Yeah, nothing against Harley, but that bit says quite a bit more about Alfred than it does about Superman. She underestimates Alfred.
@@f.i.r.e.5119 nah, it just, Supes is a kryptonian, while Alfred is just a normal 50+ aged human
@Optimus Prime He turned the Man of Steel into the Man of Aluminum foil.
Alfred is badass
Sick comic book moment and funny ass line!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
I love how Blue Beetle straight up says he'd just sit and talk with Ivy if not for Batman's orders.
*YoU dArE tO mOcK mE cHiLd*
gonzossm is to good
Bob Ross 2.0 *Deadshot voice* English, please?
red dead no one omg that one was hilarious 😂🤣🤣
You dare mock me child
*yOu DaRe To MoCk Me ChIlD*
Superman: 'Wanna hear a joke?'
Harley: 'Ah, gee, this oughta be somethin...'
Superman: 'Harley Quinn vs Superman.'
Damn. Supes found a way to burn people without using his heat vision.
Destroyed
Harley then proceeds to slaughter him.
I got a better one: Superman vs Alfred
THE EQUALIZER ya Alfred would literally blink and superman would be dead
@@LUKEYDIE Saitama vs Superman
Cpt Cold: Doctor...
Dr. Fate: Captain...
Cpt Cold: We just need a priest and we can walk into a bar
Yes!!! Jokes!! 😂
We can walk into a bar
a doctor, a captain and a priest walk into a bar...
bartender: ah shit here we go again
Enchantress: "Hello, boys."
I’m not gonna lie, Superman’s joke to Harley was probably the funniest.
Call me dumb bit I don't see how that's funny.
I love that this actively implies joker is a literary fan and genuinely enjoys reading classics
Not the first time either, surprisingly. For instance in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker he straight up quotes Shakespeare's "The Tempest." Makes sense though, a trickster of his wit would wanna be well-read.
Honestly, this makes sense for a comedian @@shadowmc2609
Joker: I understand you have a family
Green arrow: stay away from them you son of a bitch
Joker: oh so you've met my mother
😂😂😂😂
That's my best one yet.
gadson92 I think he said You've been my mother
dumb me: so he met this mother why joker cant met his mother
smart me: becuase..... joker like killing people
dumb me: oh
there is no smart you it appears
Reggie Hammond Jesus Christ not even scarecrow can deliver a better burn.
“Stay away from them you son of a b*tch”
“Oh, so you’ve met my mother.”
This made me laugh harder than it should’ve
I want Mark to say that line ngl xD
That's the Joker for ya. Perhaps DC Comics' funniest and most sadistic villain.
This actually makes a lot of sense after watching the Joker
I almost choked on my cookie when i heard it
Joker is so disrespectful 😂😂😂😂
Catwoman : I met your mother once
Robin: No woman could surpass her
Catwoman: Thats why you dont have a girlfriend
RoAsTeD 👌🔥
eh, not really, I agree with Damian/Robin
@@gabrijelapelaic6727 youd be wrong
@@notserious6458 how?
@@gabrijelapelaic6727 Batwoman kicked her @ss.
@@diacsquad1117 oh well
I like how green arrow is very jokey with most of his lines but immediately when joker brings up his family, he goes 100 percent protective mode
Or his tomatoes/salsa
@@yohaAlttomatoes are family tho ❤
@@ohhellwhereami2574 true
*"Oh, so you've met my mother."*
*Wow, I laughed my ass out when I heard that.*
@Bob Shingles your mother is a dog?
and they say the Joker isnt funny?
Ngl, that one took me a minute then I burst out laughing
I don't get it 😅😅😅😅
@@msk-qp6fn joker says that after being told 'son of a bitch'. he's making fun out of his own mother
“Nice outfit”
“Eh...yours is alright”
"Take that back!"
blue beetle is just Tom Holland Spiderman.
This game was in development before y'all sees 1 second or Tom Holland Spiderman in a movie.
Change my mind
@@lilgerke while we don't know when development started, Injustice 2 was announced in mid 2016 and was released a year later. Captain America Civil War was released in April 2016.
Agree
lilGerke that version of peter parker exists in the comics and TV series so...lol
“My safe word is arrow cave.” Such a Green Arrow line
I mean that is his wife
“Why the cold gun?”
*captain tropical doesn’t roll off the tongue*
He aint wrong
"You dare mock me, child?!" I lost it!
cameronjr8 IKR!
Black Adam: You dare mock me, child!?
Harley Quinn: YoU DaRe MoCk Me ChiLd?
Raging Trollers
😂😂😂
noooooooooooooo lmaooooooooooo
cameronjr8 same
cameronjr8 😂😂😂
Harley: “You ain’t so tough Superman!”
Superman: “What gave you that idea?”
Harley: “Alfred knocked your freakin ass out!”
Alfred is a god so no surprise there
No his a badass
@@Earth-uu3nf a badass God
Alfred is best butler
Alfred's former MI6. He's basically DC's James Bond.
"Captain."
"Doctor."
"Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar."
Legit gave me the best laugh I had on YT since a long time
I don't get it
@@christophergepullano9029guys with totally unrelated occupations walk into a bar in jokes
Sounds fun
-Nice outfit :3
-Yours is just...alright
-...Take that back >:'(
HAAA
I still have those scratch scars...
Wanna know how I got this outfit? B A T M A N
"I'm the fastest man alive" NEVER tell this to sexy women :)
can you say it to an ugly woman?
"funny, iris said that too"
@@bentonmarcum8509 Depends if she has sexy friend who like gossips.
Nemo TheEight
Disgusting person
At this point I'll take what I can get :3
HQ:"You ain't so tough, Superman"
SM:"what gives you that idea?"
HQ:" Alfred knocked yer freakin' ass out"
I'm dead
Edit:wtf that’s a lot of likes
True
Just proves that Alfred is the most powerful superhero.
Yep, no one can beat the man who raised the vengeance, the night, the Batman!
That doesn't mean Superman is weak, it means Alfred is OP
@@adarshsaseendran2199 true
1:08 holy crap I haven't laughed that ardently in a long time.
XD
Arrow: why a cold gun?
CC: Well captain tropical doesn't really roll off the tongue"
LMAO
And Captain Cold does? I still can't get over the standards (or lack thereof) these guys have...
@@f.i.r.e.5119 thats the joke....
Almost rhymed
@@f.i.r.e.5119 Captain Cold is an example of alliteration, so it sounds better than the alternative he mentioned.
Green Arrow: "I'm growing tomatoes, any tips?"
Poison Ivy: "Choke on them."
Green Arrow: "No salsa for you."
It's okay I prefer pizza XD
Choke on pepperoni insted!
It's no use! Ivy just choked the pizza to!
can you make as cheese and make as large :3
And make sure the pizza's boneless.
Adrian OK pizza has some "salsa" on it
The game should be called Injustice: Savages Among Us
Lorin Engquist lool yes
so accurate hahah
3:56 meme potentional
Cheeta's serious delivery of i'll silence your puns is underrated XD
I was looking for some to mention that
"You actually talk to plants?"
"Don't you talk to fish?"
"I command them!"
Now, I know he meant sharks with that statement, but all i imagined was a swarm of tiny goldfish.
You command them? So basically you do in fact talk to them
I love Joker's sense of culture. one of my personal favorite interactions is between him and Deadshot.
Joker: Guns, guns, guns. Where's the art?
Deadshot: I don't get paid for creativity.
Joker: Philistine.
Erick Sulimen "Oh captain, my captain"
omar martinez Whitman? Seriously?
Erick Sulimen A little culture wouldn’t kill you.
4:31 catwoman's delayed reply tho-
catwoman: 'nice outfit'
harley quinn: 'yours is just..alright'
catwoman: '...take that back! >:('
0:08 Harley Quinn has Timmy Turner's voice
0:43 Hyenas have pink and green hair
MIND BLOWN
Well the actress who voices Harley in this game is Tara Strong.... who also voiced Timmy Turner lol
r/woooosh
I knew I recognized it from somewhere
I think it's supposed to be Joker's & Quinn's colors but I like that idea too
OH...MY... GOD
"One of the Musical Mop-Tops from Liverpool"
Oh my god, I just realized that was a Beatles reference
They're from manchester lmao
Lol
@@StarDawgLuvr no they're not?
Are you on fucking glue?
@@aplspud9971 oh shit i was thinkingbof oasis lmao
"No fun playing with CHEATA(E)RS"
Youre damn right harley!
BEST LINE!
TaskForce 4000 god damn spammers! 😂
Their clash is funny too.
"I just wanna rub my face on 'yer belly!"
"I'm not that kind of cat!"
CHEE-TAHS*
TaskForce 4000 the puns
"Has batman sat you down for the talk yet" "how young do you think I am?" "not THAT talk firestorm" that one is just golden
I dont get it. Im not joking. Like, i get Firestorm means "the virgin sex talk" so what talk did they actually mean?
@@AzguardMike I think he means the "work vs family" talk
"I'm growing tomatoes, any tips? :D"
"Choke on them."
okay poison ivy caaaaalm down
😂😂😂 that one was awesome
"No salsa for you."
Lol hahaaa:(
3:10 My favorite dialogue, not to mention how Catwoman actually defeated Talia once
Of this batch, I think I like Blue Beetle and Ivy's the best. This game has a lot of good intros, though.
Harley: "Doctor Isley." Ivy: "Doctor Quinnzel." Harley: "I love when we play doctor!"
Green Arrow: "Butterfly Boy!" Blue Beetle: "Go back to the Renaissance Fair." GA: "OH. I will."
BB: "You're gonna get Blue!" GA: "Excuse me?!" BB: "Beetle'd? Gonna get Blue Beetle'd!"
I could go on and on :P
I'm surprised there isn't one for Blue Beetle and Cpt. Cold (or any other older character) going like.
'You the new Green Hornet?'
'Blue Beetle. Green Hornet must've been *way* before my time.'
'Well, now I'm color blind, *and* old.'
honestly harley's intros in this game are pretty much my lifeblood now that i think about it
Ivy: Done with the clown obsession?
Harley: Once you go clown, you never... eh...
Ivy: I can see why he dumped you.
She never went down on him? Understandable then
@@ciawarhater ?
@@Phoenixifyable "once you go clown, you never go down" basically meaning that she never did a "JOB" for joker.
@@yahoosemrespostas217 She didn’t say that though
I think she was looking fir a suitable word to match theoriginal lunr. The original phrase is... interesting 5o put it politely...'once you go black you never go back'.
I love Harley & superman
Harley: You ain't so tough superman
Superman: What gives you that idea?
Harley: Alfred knocked your freakin ass out!
Gets me every time.😂
Chris Valdez I read this the same time as these lines was playing on the video.
Chris Valdez Carol the wildcat: you ain't so tough superman
Superman: what gives you that idea?
Carol the wildcat: Alfred soft you up
Chriz Perez Alfred knocked his freaking ass out
Dr. Harely Quinn
Okay I just looked it up, and I can't believe I forgot one of Alfred's best moment in the New 52! Dx
Chriz Perez When did that happened again? :D
Out of all the savages, Harley's got em all beat in this game!
Even Scarecrow ?
afrg2655 oh ho ho! Do not even get me started on him!
+JohnsonRomeo 2 Sure, thats why she roasted him.
JohnsonRomeo 2 oh she did with the " Alfred kick your freaking ass" roast
Doctor Fate and Scarecrow can destroy a persons' entire life in one sentence
3:17 SHE IS SOOO FINNNNNNEEEEEEEE
Nah she dat
Their dialogue too
I thought he call it the "Quiver"
Lmaoooo, the way he goes "ooh". 😂
She's married dude...
Cat woman: i met your mother once
Damian: no woman could surpass her
Cat woman: that's why you don't have a girlfriend
Wow! Talk about son vs. step mother😂
Swish Da God Damien would be luckey as hell if a girl wants anything to do with him after he joined the regime & became a convicted regime criminal
dammmmmm
Catwoman never fails to make me laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damian sends shivers down my spine when he mentions Talia😂
Right? Talk about below the belt
@@mattjindrak I swear are all boy minds like yours???
0:00 this is how my little sister and I argue
lmao
You dare mock me child
Colapickle 643 YoU dArE mOcK mE cHiLd
Hahahahha imao
I love how Tara Strong accidentally slips into her Ferra-Tor voice when she does the "you dare mock me child"
1:26 -1:36 had me rolling 🤣
guess harley is funnier than joker
Chill
She is not, I bet you never played any of arkham games.
@@drabin7759 so is Joker the better Joker
Kyle Bayona they both hilarious
Its just not the same kind of humour , both said things that made me laugh
"I know... but it's like- batmans orders"
2:54
-You stole my look
-I’ll steal everything of yours
-Enjoy my arrest warrants
3:35 Shao Kahn to Kung Lao:
😂😂
Injustice 2: Clapback Edition
Naruto Uzumaki I know especially the one with cat woman and Damian
Anarchist Black can you sub to me
Anarchist Black Injustice 2: Roast among us
"You're not so tough, Superman!"
"What gives you that idea?"
"Alfred knocked your ass out!"
Cute reference to the Injustice comics.
@@Angelotube5000 uh, yeah. I was pointing that out for people who might have not read the comics.
LMAO
And an hilarious one too
Frrr😂😂
I didn't know the comics but when I heard that I laughed, good for alfred
harley:Batman says you coming with me
black adam:you dare mock me chlid
Harley:"you dare mock me child
this one is amazing and it's also embarrasse black adam
deadshot: any last words?
darkseid: shoot yourself and spare me the trouble
deadshot: i'm not taking requests
i never skip the dialogue
Peja21000 this one is so funny😂😂😂
mark max there's other funny dialogues. i really hope this video is just a part 1.
Peja21000 yeah me too
Gojira / Godzilla still has nothing to do with what this comment thread has been talking about before
0:36 I can’t believe this made me giggle
Flash: Like the threads?
Grodd: Your outfit is ridiculous.
Flash: At least I'm wearing pants.
Criminally absent from this collection.
Charles Trulear I
+Charles Trulear Flash: wow a dog
Milla the Hound: hey fast running guy
Flash: you know I had name
Kinda reminds me that one part from justice league animation with Flash vs Grodd.
Grodd: You're a bigger fool than I thought.
Flash: Oh yeah?! Well, you're... naked!
Grodd: [preparing to don his helmet] The world will miss your sparkling intellect. Goodbye, Flash.
Batman says your coming with me
You dare mock me child??
Dan Eddie Loayon YOU DARE MOCK ME CHILD
just need a priest and we can walk into a bar
(Fnaf version of injustice)
Purple man: you dare? I'm a god.
Me: I've defeating gods.
david vega ikr lmao
2:33 Harley: ALFRED KICK YOUR FREAKING *** OUT LOL
bout that, is that a thing?
@@trlolist3332 yes happen in comics
@@trlolist3332 yea in the Injustice Comics, Alfred KO’d Superman
Yeah i found it. Bad assest hero in the universe Alfred the Butler.
Yep, heard it from the comics, it's both funny and awesome
"Growing tomatoes, any tips?"
"Choke on them"
"No salsa for you"
lmao
“I’m not fan of hitting girls”
“You’ll be lucky to tickle me “
😏🥰” yup... I kinda would be “
0:58
what did he mean? :0
Xd
@@valrumii9278 u dk?
@John Smith rude for no reason
They’re cute together
“you dare mock me child?
“YoU DaRe MoCk Me ChiLd”
best lines ever
The Atrocitus and Black Canary interaction went from 0 to 100 real quick
0:43
THAT OUTFITTTTTT 😩💖💖💖
YESSS
Harley: “Once you go clown...eh”
I got one “you go clown you never go down” good one right
"Once you go clown, you'll never frown"
Yes, that was the joke. He dumped her cause she never went down.
Once you go clown you stick it in the brown
Ronald Ochoa
I thought of that too. Such a missed opportunity
@@493HZ Doesn't sound like Harley though.
I love you Harley. "I don't fight with CHEET-AAAHS!"
Doggieworld3 its “no fun in playing with Cheat-aahs”
You forgot one with Captain Cold and Flash
CC: Good thing you're wearing long johns
F: I'm full commando under this
CC: Ugh, TMI
LeJon Brames There's another one...
Harley Quinn: Can you make me a pony?...
Green Lantern: How about a straightjacket?
Harley Quinn: Ahhhh no thanks I already have enough of those at home!
David Kniffin is that real?
Or the harley one with atrocitus
hq: you look like a plushy
a: what is a plushy
Big nigga too much information
David Kniffin thats a clash not a interaction
"Aw, nuts! i forgot my spray bottle!"
"Hilarious, Ollie... 🙄"
"I know. 😁"
0:14
"What now, pretty bird?"
"You haven't been a good boy."
"My safe word is Arrowcave."
lolz
Damian is a mommy's boy
Who knew
duh😑
lmao it's one of his character's main things
Oedipus more like.
@@daniale581 no it's not
@@Zombiewithabowtie there's the internet for that
1:29 LMAO, this is one of the best for me.
Dark but funny
@@Earth-uu3nf I don’t get it
@@dee-8814 the Joker knows Oliver has a family what do you think the Joker is going do to his family
@@dee-8814 Oliver called Joker son of a bitch and Joker replied so you've met my mother (bitch)
@@Earth-uu3nf make them Dinner (it’s a joke to what your referring)
"YoU dArE mOcK mE cHiLd!?" Had me dead 😂 Harley Quinn has the best comebacks.
The moment Harley said Alfred beat up superman I looked it so fast!
This dude just has a nag of getting his ass kicked by regular humans. lol
Superman has a Bottom kink
Except Batman gave everyone special pills to be able to take on Superman. Yes even Alfred.
Outlaw By Nature Yeah, if the writer wills it so, even an ant can beat superman...
The Joker: Boop Beep Dap Boop Boop
Cyborg: What Are You Doing ?
The Joker: That's Robot For "Your Dead!". LOL That's Funny😂🤣
I thought he said for your dick. cause I was about to say what?
Not really
I want to keep hitting that thumbs up button
Haha funny stuff
Justus Rivera lol
1. Harley : hey good lookin
2. Harley : what you got cookin?
1. Harley : a knuckle-buster parfait
Harley no
8
"I was gonna say Kryptonian"
*VIRGIN SHEILD: ACTIVATE*
i mean she'd already raised her own shield with the "happily single" line so at least he wasn't gonna get anywhere regardless. his decision to call her out for interrupting him let him at least end their conversation in a stalemate rather than her just decimate him altogether