My Worst Idea Ever BY FAR - Stardew Valley
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- For some reason I wondered what the world of Stardew Valley would be worth if every space was a diamond. With that in mind I set out to place a crystalarium on every possible spot on the map and have it produce diamonds. Many twists and turns later and this turned into my stupidest idea ever. Never again. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
Let's do it again
but with beehives
thatdenverguy don’t forget fairy roses lol
DF, you really need to make a mod that lets you have infinite inventory space
Oh hi thatdenverguy
Oh hi! I heard about Jake Paul stealing your ad revenue. He should be driven off TH-cam
Yass
wakes up and spins wheel of what video to make "fill map with" spins second wheel "crystalariums" "oh great"
nervusname “fill map with” “NPCs”
nervusname your comment deserves more likes than it got/has, especially since I can hear DF saying "ohh great" 😂😂
*df spins wheel of self torture*
@Oreo Cookie oh no
*DF. We appreciate you.*
I think he really needs to hear this because I could literally _feel_ his sanity slipping away as I’m watching.
I understand you ;-;
That’s normal for him
Dude, saaaaaaaaaaaaaame
We do appreciate you but also dear god tour patience feels endless so many.... crystalariums....
Nah, he so toxic he doesn't care
Nothing better than seeing a video beginning with DF regretting every decision he made, which brought him to the point where he thought "Hey that video idea would be a great and easy one let's do this"
did you make him the mod that places the crystalariums automatically?
@@BeastBoy-xz7ww Yep. :)
I still want the Jodi mod, bunny.
@@Dennis-hq8qv you are his only reason he hasn't gone insane
I miss DF saying "Hello Everyone"
EVERYONE WHO LIKED THIS, COMMENT IT ON EVERY VIDEO, WE NEED THAT REASSURING "HELLO EVERYONE"
This is YOUR Daily Dose Of Internet...
@Flaming Red Lmao
Have a round, 300 likes.
Yes yes yes Hello everyone! Please bring it back!
Its one of the reason why I followed/subscribe you at the first place
you've got enough money to divorce everyone in the comments
😣 if he dared divorce me....it would be yandere valley
@@lizzymarlow5208 yandere only works if you arent noticed yet i think
It’ll only cost Him $23mil. So he has about 73mil left lmao
It costs him 400 000 dollars to divorce his fans... every 12 second.
@@danandchristineharbour2538 Yandere typically means crazy and possessive. An unnoticed yandere is obvious in how it acts.. A yandere that's actually gotten with the person they like is the equivalent of "if anyone so much as looks at you wrong, i will kill them"
If you want to get really insane, you can first fill your entire farm space with sheds, which will give you even more space to lay them all down
oh--OH
Maxed player houses and barns would be “better”
O....m....g.... You're a monster/genius
these recent videos have been the weirdest mental breakdown ive ever had the pleasure of watching unfold on youtube
also here's an idea vid - how far can you make it in Stardew Valley without buying anything from stores? So you'd have to grow mixed seeds instead of buying from Pierre, etc
Andrew V. Forever since you can sleep forever without any bill
Like how much of community centre can be done without buying? Interesting idea. With fruit cave you can do both fruits and mushrooms. (with mushroom cave obtaining fruits wouldn't be possible I guess) Animal bundle is impossible without buying and probably most of the fishing bundles (sturgeon would be really hard to catch for example). Dye and chef's bundle need a cultivated flower, so they also require buying.
What's the impact of not being able to finish those bundles? In case of the fishing bundles and bulletin board bundles - not a big deal. I don't use the copper pan and the friendship boost is neat but not necessary. However, not finishing the animal bundle means no greenhouse.
It sounds like a great idea for a new let's play series :)
@Rantorian But reward for the money bundle aren't animals or coop or cultivated flowers though? Technically Joja bundles aren't shop, maybe you mean that? But it would kind of go against the spirit of the challange of no buying. Maybe allowing travelling cart and sewers could be more fun, it would be "no buying in civilisation challenge" or sth.
Mixed seeds will grow into whatever plant, and then you can just seed maker them to get plant-specific seeds. The only real annoyance would be no backpack.
@@charliek7381 it can’t be completed but that’s the most I know
"I must have accidentally stuck a diamond into Grandpa's shrine while I was filling the goddamn earth with them." the intensity O.O
So if you take the math from DF's Sweet Gem Berry video, DF managed to plant 46,748 Sweet Gem Berries.
theoretically, had the game not crashed, DF was going to turn 46,748 plots of farmable/placable land into Crystalariums which contain a single diamond.
That's 46,748 x 750,
totaling 35,061,000G.
With the Gemologist perk, Diamonds go from 750G a piece to 975G a piece, bumping that number up to
45,579,300G.
Honestly I’m mostly just shocked that there’s only 97 hours and 5 minutes on the mumps file
I think every time he plays with frozen time it probably freezes the file time as well. I am probably entirely wrong though, it's just a theory.
He broke the file Mumps some time ago I believe,this could be the reason why the hours are shorter than we think.
I believe he had to make a new Mumps file because the original one got corrupted. he tried to get to the point of where he was in the original file but the amount of hours cannot be reproduced.
@@Cheshiregrinn91 Yeah that's why he is now wearing a skull T-shirt
I have like 257 hours lol
Those items that spawned in the cave are error items, and they probably spawned because the game was freaking out in reaction to the large amount of crystalariums and diamonds. There are a wide range of these error items and they are often portrayed by various unused sprites. Hope this helps.
"christmas sure came early for me this year" 🤣
that df is priceless😋
Hey DF I’d love to see a video where you just go through all your farms! Thank you for suffering for our viewing pleasure!
You have to wonder who is the madlad that accepts the request of mods that he needs.
Needs more divorce
It felt weird 1 minute in without a divorce or 'dove-ing'
your worst idea was stopping saying "Hello everyone" at the start of your video >:(
Why does he like filling the whole world with things? First, crops, then crab pots, and now this! It make interesting content though.
You answered your own question :P
I think instead of asking "why?" you should be asking yourself "why not?"
It seems he just likes filling things. 😂
Deejdogs I think he just likes pushing the game to its limits and seeing its breaking point, can’t say I blame him
He needs a mod that does it for him
All of DF's videos: I hate this idea.
All of DF's videos: *Does the idea*
No wonder this didn't work.
You jinxed it by not starting the video with a divorce.
EDIT: We're all silly, just add all he shows for his sweet gem berry run, it's the same spaces. 46,793 is the final count for stacks of sweet gem berries from the last cover the map video. So for no Gemologist the gold count is 35,094,750. For Gemologist the gold count is 45,623,175.
Idea for you...During one of my first playthroughs I started hoeing up the beach and discovered you can make a good chunk of money off of doing just that because you find the winter foregables. How much would it be worth to hoe up the beach every day of winter?
Thats good but you can also make those into winter seeds and get plenty more money
With the tractor you can hoe an pickaxe the beach nonstop all winter getting a pretty much nonstop supply of reg quality Winter Root and Winter Yam.
Poor DF. At least your Grandfather is proud of you.
My own experience with Automate and Crystalariums is that you need to manually input the first diamond but all subsequent diamonds produced will go into the chest.
Aren’t all ideas your worst ideas
sploon
@@minnarew sploon 2
@@cammymcl267 ye
do you have reddit, amino, or discord?
@@minnarew yeah my discord is Cammymcl#8891
@@cammymcl267 ok
I'm gonna call this the "Great Christmas Diamond Disaster". Not to be mistaken with the "Great Fairy Rose Disaster" of which we will not speak of.
EDIT: Holy Crap! I've never gotten this many likes on a comment before! Thanks so much!
The Great Fairy Rose Disaster was pretty epic...
Which episode was that?
i need to know
Are you kidding Fairy Rose Disaster is my all-time favorite!
@@jamesgors6650 Just scroll through the earliest videos on this channel and you should find it
DF not enough crystalariums!!
i agree
Did he get the sewers? And the mutant bug lair?
What about barns full of them? We need barns
''i'm just going to grind though this''
just like everything else
~☕☕☕☕coffee☕☕☕☕
All the pain and torture of crystalariumifying the map, for nothing...
im sure you dont care, but youve probably missed some spots: behind the bus stop, floor 0 of mines and skull cavern, casino and sandys shop, tunnel with the qi quest
Austin Chan also the spots taken up by forgeables
Sandy's shop had them, and i dont think you can place anything in the casino and the road next to the busstop
Also the Quarry.
@@Kio_Kurashi Well the Quarry is part of the same map as the carpenter's shop, so it should have filled everything up there.
He might not’ve showed it or something, since he usually doesn’t show houses etc. Idk though
40k Spaces: 30,000,000 gold.
With Gemologist: 39,000,000 gold.
There. Saved 15 minutes.
Heckin Memes but we don’t get df’s fantastic sense of humour though
We actually never got that number because it turns out it's not built to handle that many
You seriously deserve so many more subscribers. Quality content, I never miss a video
All of your recent idea are basically just trying to break the game 😂
Also leaving all those machines for a year would show us the NPC paths
Adam that would be so cool and we would be able to see where we can safely put chests in town rather then loosing all of our stuff
@@ellislowry6646 there is an npc map of that already on the internet somewhere
This is why editing is the best thing ever invented
I would LOVE to see a video where you spend ALL your money.
is this as bad as the fairy rose epidemic tho
Shhhh we’re not supposed to talk about that
Stardew Valley: You can never have enough gold!
*Fill Every playable space with Diamond Cyrstalariums*
Stardew Valley: You can totally have too much gold *crashes*
Grandpa says "I am going to need all your diamonds" 😂🤣
"better make some room in my inventory" throws away valuable pickaxe
If anyone deserves to use mods or breaks it's you Bro. Your the Real MVP
We appreciate you and all the hard work you put into these videos! Thank you!
Imagine you're standing in the kitchen, making lunch, and suddenly you're surrounded by crystalariums.
DF: god i hate this stupid idea its gonna suck i cant believe i have to do this
someone: you know you dont actually have to do it right?
DF: no im gonna
The suffering is real. My thanks for doing this to yourself for our amusement!
Your videos are always gold. But you regretting every moment before you begin just makes it priceless XD keep up the great work! Always push those boundaries!!!
Well now he's got this mod to fill every buildable spot, I can see a lot more of these kind of videos coming in the future
I’ve got an idea for you DF! A lot of the characters visit Harvey for doctors appointments. Do all of them visit him at some point? What are their conditions and what do you think of them?
*says DF like that one dude pronounces Adam in that vine*
I am so sorry DF
"Can this beat that iridium quality wine thing?"
*watches the video*
"Sure as hell it can."
"Hey guys, so I did some mining off camera"
The mining: 7:15
"It doesn't look good. It doesn't feel good." I'm sorry I laughed so hard at that
I love all your content you can’t find many funny stardew valley TH-camrs
Thank you!
so the logical next video should be... whole map full of casks or barrels
*he has emergency marriage gear in hand at all times*
Me: Wait you have to do it again since the Ginger island update
DF: No such place exists
I have never listened to a man drown in salt as thoroughly as this poor fellow did in this video.
couldn't you use the automate mod to automatically put diamonds in the crystalariums?
Edit: curse my timing, like 5 seconds after I comment this
When curiosity borders on or becomes indistinguishable from masochism.
Dance Monkey! Dance!
Love your vids man. And believe it or not, we appreciate all the effort you put in. Without you and your FANTASTIC sense of humour, our lives would be much duller, as would the world.
Keep up the awesome work! No pressure though! No job is worth dying for. And Merry Christmas!!!
Oh no........We are all doomed
I feel exhausted even watching you place them i feel so bad for you
when you just threw your return scepter into the garbage like it was nothing i died inside a little bit
The pulsing crystalariums is the Stardew version of being fucked up at the club
Hey DF, I thought of a video idea for you! Maybe you could get a mod made that would spawn artifact spots all over the place? Spawn a bunch on your farm and dig them all up and see if you can find yourself a dinosaur egg at last. xD
I'm trying to fill my entire quarry with diamond crystalariums and hoo boy, I feel your pain.
And here we are back on the “Filling Pelican Town with random stuff” show!
With your host..... DF! 👏👏
On this episode, DF will be filling Pelican Town with..........
🥁 🥁 🥁
CRYSTALARIUMS!
“Hopefully the game dosnt crash”
“It crashed”
i appreciate this- it was honestly so satisify
im proud of you :))
In a previous video when you covered everything in sweetjam berries you stated that it was 46,748 of them harvested. so converting the possable space for the diamonds it would be $35,061,000 or $45,579,300 with Gemologist.
This is easily my favorite video you've made. :D
Watch as DF dies slowly inside with every new Stardew Valley video
I didn't see the quarry?
Looks like Mumps is still married to the whole town.
Your world scares me, even without the crystalariums.
Mentally I'll farmer goes on a rampage through town placing strange objects everywhere. Authorities are unsure what to do since all roads are closed and travel around town is nigh impossible. If you see a man named mumps do not approach call authorities immediately. This man is unpredictable and we wouldn't want any of our townfolk to be hurt since it is impossible for us to enter patients into the hospital at this point.
The pulsating... it won't stop.
You have my absolute pitty and respect for this. The respect for having no idea but still going with this and the pitty for actually doing it.
Even better: Every spot has a shed, each shed is full of crystalariums.
Can't wait to see to see you fill the world with Pams
Like littlerally never running out of insane ideas we would never even think of.
Also then.. Also damn entertaining and fun!
Lewis must have been furious lol.
Fill the entire valley with ancient fruit wine, harvest them all over a year, make them into wine, make the wine into iridium quality, and sell them.
Heyho DF, I'm following you over 2 years and I like your idea's, i will say thank you for the time you spent to do it, you are awesome!! 🤘
The throbbing.... It's hypnotic... All hail Crystalariums!
Going through his old videos and gosh I never thought he was such a masochist.
Did you forget the sewers?
Just kidding~ This was stressful to watch. Yikes. Also, kudos for doing this!
when grandpa showed up i could hear his anger so potently
6:20 the whole town is your bedmate
Did he forget the Sewer again?
He tried using the sewer in a different idea and I don't think it did what he wanted it to do. One of his crop ideas, if I remember right.
It’s like the world is punishing you for all of the divorces
Unless you take multiple harvests, wouldn’t the output from the crystallariums equal the amount of diamonds it took you to put in?
I like how DF has a marriage pendants and bouquets
Also he hasn't divorced anyone for about 2 days!
"You were too busy asking yourself if you could you didn't stop and ask yourself if you should!" Jeff Goldblum 2018, once he saw this video
DF:Mods his Stardew valley with cool things
Also DF:Doesn't Cheat it for endless money
Yes this is my Question.(Just Questioning)
It didn't turn out well but I appreciate the content and the effort because I would never have gotten so far into that mess
I was a big harvest moon fan a kid. Well after i started watching your videos i decided to pick this up and give it s try ive been hooked ever since.
do you know what PAM means?
Possible
Alcoholic
Mannerism
now THIS is the quality content I expected from this site