things that only happen in chess
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 มี.ค. 2023
- more arrows = bigger brain
The people in this video:
/ @gmhikaru
/ @gothamchess
/ @themagnuscarlsen
/ @anishgiriofficial
/ gmhansn
/ ludwig
ps. took a lot of clips from chesswolf, so check them out:
/ @chesswolf
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I laughed when hikaru computed and predicted his next 10-20 moves, then proceeded to throw it all away and say "I'm just going to castle"
he didn't want to think too much
Saftey first.
The amount of disrespect Magnus throws at his opponents is unreal
dude prolly won that game too
I figure it's either one of two lines of reasoning;
1: Tactically frustrating your opponent
2: "You can do whatever you want when nobody can beat your ass" chess ver.
It’s kind of like competing with a child to him most of the time. I don’t think he does it to be an ass, I just genuinely think he gets bored lol
I love that
Not on Nakamura though, they're both having fun and drawing games for days
Hikaru's calculating strength: 2800
Hikaru's arrow drawing strength: 280
Meme comprehension strength
@@gyrozeppeli8303 28
Hikaru's not-even-caring strength: 0.28
Hikaru high level contender strength:N/A
He can say a bunch of words fast but can't seem to win tourney
@@overhauledunderpaid6469 what are you on? he's one plenty lmao
Magnus straight up sleeping lmao
He fed up of these weak ass players coming in day in and day out
Wait until you’re 30.
You can’t go through a day without a nap or two.
@@eliasaquino2152 no, it's probably because he is thinking the move he would make (e.g, Hikaru looking up the ceiling, Magnus playing blindfolded, etc.) you can also see his pupils are moving if you look closely at his eyelid.
@@barxmorOnYT thats cause he slept so hard he went into the REM phase
@@wohnie8008 The power of Magnus, the ability to enter REM sleep instantaneously
”Oh but wow, we didnt even consider queen B3” got me laughing
We 🤣
@@lurrielee2755 The royal we 😅
even superGMs are vulnerable to calculating way ahead and missing a 2nd-ply response, but I think it's far more common around 1600 level
He was obviously joking around
Magnus sleeping is like when you finish the exam earlier but cannot submit yet
actually it's more like he sleeps until theres 5 minutes left then finishes the whole thing and then gets a distinction
@@stawolf823 high* distinction
This happened today with me
Yes 😂😂😂
Top 10 chess players:
1. Magnus Carlson
2. Magnus Sleeping
3. Magnus Eating
4. Late Magnus
5. Water Bottle Gambit Magnus
6. Shirtless Magnus
7. Drunk Magnus
8. Blindfolded Magnus
9. Retired WC Magnus
10. Breathing Magnus
Put drunk magnus on number 2
Waterbottle gambit is the strongest
Drunk magnus is top@@StONeROP_007
It’s actually so annoying how naturally talented he is. He has to be one of the highest iqs in the world
@@2nerC9 How do we call a person a true genius? Is it when they're naturally talented or when they've earned their talent (like accumulated experiences)?
"I promoted to 3 knights and gave him a knightmare" I'm dying
I literally just commented this b4 seeing this comment 😂
3:21 you can see Levy’s brain trying to process Hikaru’s calculations
You just saw him not keeping up, but to not look too out of this he gave the question on the first move.
levy isn’t so weak that he can’t keep up. his question is “what if they don’t take” and the puzzle continued by the knight not getting taken
Bro really said 👍 after all that
“And then you fossilize the king” had me dying
Hikaru be like:aah man mate in 45
I like the idea of Magnus being so much better at chess that the commentators just start commentating his eating instead of the chess game 🤣
“Magnus looks to have a bento box for this particular occasion, as we all know the chopsticks are not his area of expertise however he looks to be making it work so far, let’s see if he can pick up the tempura and manage to lower it into the soy sauce”
@@the_sad_wallet1553 🤣🤣🤣
@@the_sad_wallet1553 I love this so much💀💀💀
Hikaru’s calculations: 📈 📈 📈 📈
Hikaru’s arrow drawing skills: 📉📉📉📉
stolen
@@JoeSmith-qy6qo yep
Alright, who the fuck made the graph show red as a positive correlation graph, and the green the negative correlation graph? Is the green good red bad not universal or something?
@@Poshriel wait till you hear about wiring💀
@vincentrapier7289 Uh, that's blue... wait you got an iphone?
I remember watching Hikaru vs Anish live, it was truly an epic moment
wait i dont get it can someone explain
@@mhaideestuudillo7261 hikaru sacked the queen because chat asked him to, effectively blundering a full queen. Anish thought he wouldn't move the knight (because it hangs the queen) so he premoved and didn't have the chance to capture the hanging queen
@@BarackObamaJedi ohhh thanks! i didnt see the bishop
Can someone tell me how the queen was gonna get blundered its being protected by a knight and a bishop. (Im new to chess)
@@emerson2149 a queen more valuable than anything else so it don’t matter what’s protecting it, you’re losing the trade unless they’re taking with their queen too
2:03 clip gets me every time
You really playing caro kann?
"No no don't rage"
what happened there
@@QuicklyMan caro gann*
@@solidturtle6910Magnus premoved too much and accidentally misclicked his way to losing turn 6
4:24 is fucking hilarious, I'm dead
This is the best clip
bongcloud bros
5:38 The Noodles Gambit
Underated
3:57 made me laugh too much with this headcold
same broo!!!🤣🤣🤣
Same lmfao why the sound effect
Me: **Tries to be Hikaru**
Also me: **Blunders mate in 1**
Edit: I like how the comments here are just people talking about Acronyms.
loooool nah istg i just blundered a mate in 3 last night
@@astronomicalpenis bro what the hell is with all those acronyms wdtem????
@@professorxxx4142 2 acronyms isnt much
@@gen1136 Never in my entire life I've seen anyone making the phrase "I swear to God" an acronym.
Sometimes I feel like people just make acronyms out of anything regardless of whether they use said phrase that much in conversations or not
@@professorxxx4142 "I swear to God" is a common phrase now, just like lol, omg, lmao, rofl, etc.
Although istg has been commonly used in sites like insta and tiktok for about a few years now, so I don't blame you for seeing it here for the first time.
You're seeing a new acronym just like how people saw "lol" and "omg" in online chats ~15 years ago.
4:04 Hikaru did him dirty 😭
5:38 this is what work from home feels like
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2:30 is superb, to think that they think they know tf is going on is so funny
what vid is that from?
Bro the commentator sounds like StampyLongNose
Who were playing in that game?
I could actually follow some of it, I feel like their movements give barely enough information to deduce what they were trying to move.
@@wallie963 andrew tang vs dominguez leinier
I love how the best strategy in professional chess, is to make an intentional mistake, which confuses the opponent
Hikaru is so funny when he shows his thought process lol
0:56 don't you just love Magnus's smirk? He knows full well what he's doing!
Iirc he was very late to that match and his opponent courteously declined to start the clock at the scheduled time. Magnus was essentially paying back some of that unearned time.
@@CasualCoreK yeah, he has always been courteous for real... people just like to think he's a total goat that likes to mess with his opponents (although I'm sure that option is always still on the board to him too!)
Respect for the knightmare pun kid... he is really good at pawns
You too, sir, have got a stealthy move with that pawn! Had to do a double take :DD
His words will definitely get him not 1, but 7 beautiful Queens.
Me playing against Magnus
Magnus : *starts fixing his pieces*
Me : *my hopes are ruined and my day is ruined*
Magnus is so good at playing chess, to the point that he doesn't even need to play chess in order to win.
Tbh seeing hikaru and magnus sharing some fun is very wholesome and they atleast get a laugh from all boring games.
2:30 The fun fact that they know where is the piece of their opponent so they continue to play but when you see it from another perspective its look like a hella tornado that make trouble XD everything is everywhere.
6:07 Best world champion Hahaha
2:31 This, right here, is peak chess, you may not like it, but it's the truth
king tripped and fell lol
Bro almost took the king
5:13 : He IS BLUNDER HE IS BLUNER
after 7 second : IM BLUNDER IM BLUNDER
4:17
Me while playing chess:
The more I watch Hikaru, the more I am convinced he has some kind of chess wizard hidden somewhere on his ceiling
Magnus must live in Hikaru's attic.
4:30 magnus with the fabled bongcloud opening
3:36 Levy be like: 👍
Hikaru: plans out a mate in 48.
Hikaru after planing: “I’m just gonna castle I don’t wanna think too much”
Magnus: Moves his king forwards in the start of the game.
Hikaru: Answers by moving his own king forwards.
Magnus: Retreats his king back.
Hikaru: Does the same.
Magnus: Forwards with his king again.
Hikaru: Does the same with his own king.
The two of them: Repeating this same pattern of moves a couple of times while laughing their asses off.
Truly magnificent. XD
Lmao this is gold
the players throwing pieces all over the board chaotically somehow made me laugh the hardest lol
the sleep gambit is so underrated
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2:42 Knightmare 😂😂
2:30 I was laughing so hard omg 😂😂😂
3:48 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
👌👌👌👌👌
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Chess has really become something else with Millennials. This is awesome
You can feel the confusion in Levy's face when he watched hikaru calculate everything
4:37 it reminds me of the minecraft taunt of peace
Hikaru does so much on the board but makes a simple move😂
5:11 is a certified "I'm a genius! Oh no!" moment
3:15 how is he soo smart?! he is 3 thousand rating from what I see
Can you explain this to me, I don’t get it
@@Brythnoth_of_the_Void 3 thousand rating essentially means he is Grand Master in chess, so one of the best. The one that was about to win but did not, had time and could have checked if it will stalemate it (draw). Bishop to e4 instead of promoting would have got him the promotion and probably also the win.
@@iamyukkithesnowman9178 thank you
hikaru's face on 5:10 was ruthless
2:35 but did you see it? THE DUCK
I love after all of hikaru’s calculations he just castles 😂
Thank you guys for 1k likes 📸📸😎😎🥳🥳
A skill many people not realize is huge.
I saw many people calculating a lot seeing they are slightly behind or not keeping up with the complexity and then just doing it anyway, while there was just a much safer move.
@@mauer1 the compulsion between gambling and playing it safe is a very hard hill to conquer
@@mauer1 true
I need more of this. Chess needs more of these, the shithousery is unparalleled
Hope this gets more traction. Freaken great!
Yooo this ended up getting 40k views nice job everyone!
@@thebluelightmemory4355 bet bro didn't expect 3m
0:02 bro predicted the future 💀
Dude you are so underrated, i probably had my best laugh watching your 2 videos, please keep going
6:20 big brain bishop wat is this theme wtf
0:19 best shit😂
1:00
Magnus just adjusting his pieces, except he very purposefully chose to adjust the g1 knight first.
If he touches a piece other than a knight on the back rank, he's clearly just adjusting, same if he touches the b1 knight first because Nc3 is played 1/72nd as often as Nf3 on move 1.
So, he touches the g1 knight first. Why? Because Nf3 is a viable first move and he just played with his opponents mind by getting him ready (even if only for a microsecond) for an opening Magnus had no intention of playing.
Wth is u on
@@IshowSongNames another level
I mean, 1 microsecond of fear doesn't really matter, right?
I don’t think I have ever laughed harder at a video ever than this, you have to make another one omg. 😂😂😂
I haven't had a solid laugh like this in a very long time. Thank you for this.
2:30 had me rofl, so hilarious that it escalated that way and they don't care
2:20 that duolingo sound effect though💀💀
6:01 focusing mean while magnus nom nom
I was caught off guard of Magnus getting mated and tried to rip his shirt off immediately after 😂
When the GMs are having fun playing each other in ridiculous ways, that's when you know it's going to be great game
"I'm just gonna castle I have no idea what's going on." My brain trying to consider possibilities just 3 moves ahead overheating like a dell
02:42
The KNIGHTMARE🤣🤣
2:15 the Duolingo noises 💀
Exactly that got me so good😂
What’s it there dor
4:23 please help me i am under the water
that "Knightmare" gave me chills
I just have to respect the humor in this video this is hilarious and yeah ima definitely sub. Great content btw.
3:48 the amount of arrows on the board is unereal
3:52 and the clip straight after had me dying
The only actual funny Chess Compilation. Great video!
Hikaru: Casually playing Factorio on Chess
Levy: 👍
Hikaru in exam be like 😂😂😂😂 3:27
magnus is that type of guy that trashtalks and is actually good
Magnus has used the taunting move "carlson naptime"
how to win against gotham:
1. e3
1-0 by resignation
1:02 Magnus doesn't care about the touch move rule.
game hasnt started , it starts after white has played first move
@@furious8529 no the game starts when the clock starts, its just that the touch rule isn’t really what people think. Any obviously correcting touches are allowed
@@Real_Tower_Pizza I mean when i play in tournaments , we are allowed to adjust before making the first move , after , we have to confirm
People miss out on that sweet sweet chess tomfoolery, some of the funniest shit I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing
This is too good please make more
Bro levy just being supportive during the 4000 arrows part was so funny
Even the highest level players know when you’re overthinking it.
Holy shit magnus's soul left his body 2:00
Magnus and Hikaru just playing the lobster defence over and over is just peak "boys will be boys"
Very good clips! THANK YOU
5:00 when you realize the opponent just blundered The 👑 😂☠️
hikaru looking into your soul at 5:08
One of my favorite chess clips is Levy premoving an entire game and the opponent's queen just destroys him in 3 seconds
amazing vid, plz make more like these
bruh i love your videos so much i havent laughed this hard in ages. let me know when you upload again, you're amazing
I'm horrible at chess, don't know any plays, and isn't part of the chess community in any shape way or form, and somehow this video is still the funniest thing I've seen today
We need a part 2 😂😂
Tbh this kind of videos are gold in its purest form
"So i gave him a Knightmare"
That was so good😂😂
2:49 Is that Hans Niemann or am I crazy?
it is xd
@oORedDeadOo oh that's really unfortunate. Cause the knightmare line was actually funny...
@@andrewbloom7694 exactly what I thought, kinda crazy that younger Niemann was funnier than the adult version
Speed's unmatched perciapicity coupled with his sheer indefigiability makes him a feared opponent in every realm of human endeavour.
angrew tata
1:15 that one time twitch chat makes a gm blunder
Editing is incredible, well done