Mr. Thompson and the Vicar Do a Children's Crusade
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- In an effort to win souls from the secular world, Mr. Thompson and the Vicar have very bravely and ever so courageously decided to send their children to the front lines of the war.
“I want to do this way in a way that doesn't require me to spend effort.”
Oh no, this is already glorious!
Repent and trust in Jesus. We all deserve Hell for our sins, such as lying lusting coveting and more. We can't save ourselves, but Jesus can save us. He died on the cross to save us for our sins and rose from the grave defeating death and Hell. You must put your faith in him only. He is the only way to Heaven. Repent and trust in Jesus.
Romans 6:23
John 3:16❤❤
It was Voddie Baucham that said, "We cannot continue to send our children to Caesar for their education and be surprised when they come home as Romans."
Every time I have to explain to Christian friends why we homeschool our kids, I like to open with “We couldn’t possibly do a worse job than the public school system does.”
That’s actually the best reason I’ve heard for homeschooling
All you have to do is teach them the difference between a male and female and you did better than the public school
The public school system must be abolished.
I don't have children but Publix schools are horrible now good for you home schooling your children
@@champagne.future5248- contradiction in quran= qura.n 4:82 says if you find any contradiction in q..uran it is not from a.ll.ah. Well in qu..ran 10:3(&7:54) says that a ll.ah created heavens and earth in 6 days but in qu.ra..n 41:9-12 say that all.ah created heavens and earth in 8 days.
-Another contradiction in qu.r.a.n according to su.rah 2:29 the earth was created first then heavens. But according su.rah 79:27-30 the heavens were created first then the earth.
q.ur.an says man was created from a clot of blood (su.ra.h 96:2), but su.r.ah 21:30 says man was created from water ,again says man was created from a small seed (su.rah 16:4) , then again says man was created from clay and mud(su.r.ah 15:26), but again says man was created from dust (su.ra.h 3:59), again says man was created from earth surah 11:61), yet q,ura.n says man was created from nothing(19:67).
There is contradiction in quran hence proved quran is false.
- q.ur.an! 7:127 says the egyptians worshiped many gods but q-ur°a.n 28:38 says egyptians worshiped only pharaoh.
In q.ura.n Abraham called moon and sun god 6:77-78. But in the Holy Bible Abraham never called sun or moon God.
- a.l.la.h says no bearer of sins can bear others sins sur.ah.6:164(17:15, 35:18, 39:7 says the same thing but in su.r.ah 16:22-25 says false teachers how are bearer of sin will also carry the sins of those who follow them.
-q.u.ran 29:12 says unbelievers will never bear the sins of other but the very next verse say that unbelievers will bear their own sins and the sins of other.
-moha.mmad even forget his own quran verses sahi.h al b.ukhar.i 5038.
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This video is Dr. Seuss + CS Lewis and I'm here for it 😂
Marvellous! Mr Thompson and the Vicar videos should be an essential part of training church leaders.
Unfortunately Mr Thompson and the Vicar sound exactly like most of today's church leaders
Mr Thompson and the Vicar videos have been used in our church leader training!
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It seems like that's important.
Mocking the hypocrisy of hypocrites sounds effective, if not in converting them, then in humbling them, and if not that, then maybe embarrassi g thwm out of their stolen positions of authority.
This is why my daughter now goes to a Lutheran school, even though we're Baptist.
Baptist! 😮 We’ll pray for you.
Aww, thanks!!
I think Kenny is in that Kindergarten class. They love apples!
Hope it’s LCMS and not the Sparkle Creed one.
@@salvatoreshiggerino6810or AALC which is like LCMS but smaller with more solid guardrails.
We switched over after our new LCMS pastor turned out to be a 3/4 ELCA. Rumor has it that ELCA has fully infiltrated Concordia, I don’t know if that is true but on Apple Music the Concordia choir did a cover of Bob Dillions “the times they are a changing” and “little potatoes” which seems to be a reference from “The Message” translation and are lacking actual hymns in their newer releases.
I also do question that a church where here there is no Jew of Gentile has a black caucus that used the lack of rap music in Lutheran playlists as proof of racism. Seems like we should really go with “Love thy neighbor as thyself” and that whole “here there is no Jew, Greek, gentile, barbarian, or Scythian” thing. Call me nuts but creating divisions based on skin color seems like it may not be the best way to stop divisions based on skin color.
This is why I was homeschooled. This is why I homeschooled my children. This is why my children already plan to homeschool their children as well.
"Just having a stroke" is the best description of American culture right now
I nearly died from choking on my tea watching this. I love the Vicar and Mr Thompson.
A great satire and exactly why I teach at a different school to the one my child attends and we moved cities to have access to a faithful school. Kids need to be protected and nurtured spiritually just as much as they are physically. I have several decades headstart on defending my faith and discerning good ideas from bad. Like the adage says 'you can't set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm'.
"Nope, just having a stroke. Please call the doctors" killed me 😂 💀
It almost killed the vicar, too.
Alas, no doctors called. It must be the new healthcare mandate protocol.
I just love the pompous nincompoopery of the Vicar and Mr Thompson (with lyrics and orchestration by Gilbert & Sullivan). Good stuff! 😊
"Nincompoopery"?!? 😂
I owe you so much. Thank you. 😂😂😂
Buzz Killington couldn't have said it better.
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Buzz is sadly blinded by his hatred of the Scots.
Vicar and Thompson have done more for educating people about church than most seminaries have
I don't know if I should laugh or cry. As a mother of two young children, I lean towards crying
For some reason I get the feeling this is more about now than then.
Truth is annoyingly inveterate and persistently timely.
Yes, but the seeds started even then. Just look up John Dewey.
I hear that voice and only hear PATRICK
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite 5th century Irish theologians 😁
COME ON PATRICK
I MEAN REALLY PATICK....
If you are paying attention to that verse which I don’t think you were, counting all those dollars, Patrick you will see that it says God will not give you TEMPTATIONS you can’t handle not situations.
GET IT TOGETHAR PATRICK
I also don't think parents always realize the profound differences between public schools when they were in school and public schools now and how dramatic the shift has been.
A gift to the Christian community once again
Thank you! As someone who was homeschooled until 8th grade and then thrown into a public charter school, I knew that sending the children in as missionaries alone is usually not wise. I didn’t really get support from my parents or siblings either, so I’m pretty sure I made a terrible light and also I was set back in a number of ways. 😢
*starts a slow clap as a single tear runs down my face*
Always nice to find a fellow Gilbert & Sullivan enjoyer
My day instantly gets better when LutheranSatire uploads.
Excellent video. One of the best articles on this subject saying exactly what you say here was written by Sally Thomas in First Things called “Homeschooling and Christian Duty”
Upload another, RIGHT NOW!!!
Yeah, we need Donnell and Connell and Frank the hippie pope.
Impeccable timing! I was just binging your previous masterpieces. God bless!
We need Donall and Conall to learn about CRT
😂😂 yes please. I’d love to see them find the word for an adult female human😂😂😂
They can read a couple essays in the latest Large Cathechism, that'll get them started
@@owamuhmza ...the hussy?
@@exvan3571quit pamphlet shaming them, they're illiterate!
PLEASE!!!
This is one of the funniest channels on TH-cam, not just one of the funniest Christian channels
Was talking about this same thing with friends. Our sense that words is what causes change where its our actions that provoke the mind. Once again hubris wins
“Wilful blindness and smug self-righteousness, mainly”
Yeah, sounds about right. 🤣
2:35
I see the great tradition of this channel of one character’s mic being much quieter than the other has carried on uninterrupted. 😂
YES NEW VIDEO!
I love The Pirates of Penzance, was so happy to hear it referenced on one of my favorite channels 😂
Just so you know in the UK, what we call "Public Schools", are called "Private Schools" in the USA - No idea why
Private schools were for specific groups I believe. And public schools meant anyone could join provided they can pay.
This was well before state funded education of course.
Most private schools have attendance based on ability to pay tuition here in the US. Most private schools here are typically church or faith based. There are expensive collegiate prep schools that are typically very selective of students. Public schools are the state run schools open to everyone with no tuition required.
I'm pretty sure public schools are established by royal charter so are not simply private schools, and most state schools are actually private in the UK now (academies). Anyhoo, chaps with this accent would probably settle for nothing less than Eton.
They were called “public” because they were open to anyone. That is to say, boarding schools, and different from most schools of the time which were explicitly only for children of a local area. But also at the time, they were all what we would now consider private and none were run by the state, which is why the distinction was made in America but in England, the name had already stuck.
...having grown up homeschooled, I'm unfortunately unimpressed...so many of my HS friends have abandoned the faith. I'm sadly unconvinced schooling style works.
@jordanrodrigues1279😅
Definitely relatable.
Nothing like Hans making points that really prick the heart of a Bible believing Christian about the horrors that are in the world. Hilariously tragic the modern movements we see today.
BRILLIANT!!!
A minute and twenty seconds in, and.... there it is. (applause and laughter)
It returns!
Bonus points for including Gilbert and Sullivan. 👍🏻
This dude deserves a massive channel…
It's concerning how accurate this is.
Also, I love the interaction at 3:33!
How's this for a radical, extremist idea: parents teach your children the faith from infancy, just like Timothy was and just like we are told to do in Deuteronomy 4:9,; 6:7; 11:19? Then they can be light in this dark world. Not only that, as parents we were also a witness to the school parent community.
Society and peers have a very large effect on children especially in the teen years and these new age things are presented through media that appears harmless. Not teaching critical thinking along with morals and faith can cause naive young people to be easily indoctrinated in college.
😂not the “your kids will be salt and light in the public schools” if I had a pound for every time I have heard that nonsense 😂😂😂
Wonderful chap.
Dang, as a dude who grew up going to public school, I had always assumed that I would send my someday kids to public school. This is unironically a great advertisement for christian schools.
Homeschool is better than both
Growing up in bablyon has armed us with a keen eye for truth…
I greatly appreciate the Pirates of Penzance reference.
This is humorous but also extremely troubling.
Wise man.
@@a-s-greig If you're calling me a wise man, thank you. If you're referencing someone else, you're probably more accurate. Have a great day!
The pirates of Panzance song was a nice touch.
My eyebrows got seared off and I choked on my snack while watching this. It was delightful! And marvelous!
Even when I disagree with the point the video is trying to make, LS' presentation is always on point. XD
I heard shades of our old friend, Axl Rose, in the choir. Good to know the beatdown Horus gave him didn't deter his enthusiasm.
YES HE IS BACK
Donnell and Connell need to talk about what's going on Ireland right?
My husband is a public school administrator. Support the good ones.
There is no such thing as a good public school for Christians. Secular humanism is baked into all their curriculum.
"Only God is good," friendo.
I laughed so hard, great work!
"No, just having a stroke, please call the doctors", caught me utterly off-guard!
The situation appears as we are all screwed. The good news is: it looked like we were screwed for the past 2000 years, and we weren't, because Christ has overcome the world.
...clearly.
as a child i have noticed that i am indeed very maliable to whatever i hear
Ahh, a great way to start my day. Wish we had more Lutherans down under, seems we have the best sense of humour
There are pockets in historically German towns, especially in SA but overall Australia is a very secular country so all churches are dwindling.
It's hard when private school is so expensive, and now food and gas are also expensive.
Homeschooling and good private school are really the only options.
@@P-el4zd I have to convince my wife.
I'm a Jumbly Humbly Fumbly Wumbly Dumbly Gumbly Pumbly Mumbly Flbuflbfufufu Bumbly and I just wanna say I find this video hilarious! XD
I feel stupid for only getting this video the second time
Since many churches are hurting and shrinking in size, it would be nice if ecumenical schools were built within each city, within an accessible distance for families.
Ecumenical…no thanks. It would be better off sending them to the good Catholic school (Catholic schools are a mixed bag) or homeschooling. There a Hillside classical in my area that just opened which is basically ecumenical, and because it’s ecumenical the spiritual formation is lackluster. Heaven forbid you a offend the Baptist with liturgical and sacramental theology.
I'm glad to see these two guys back. And a great message as well.
I love how Mr. Thompson and the Vicar are trying, but they're also kind of not.
I'm just commenting for the engagement so the video is promoted more.
Glad to see you upload some more great content. This one was spot-on.
Mr. Thompson and the Vicar attempt the Reconquista
This is not how you do reconquista…
@TitusCastiglione1503 I think LutheranSatire perfectly outlined the logical conclusion of Richard's idea of Reconquista of the public schools. Shipwrecked faiths.
@@claytongellerman8787 You are mistaken. This isn’t how the Reconquista is supposed to work.
@@claytongellerman8787 Hey, ain't you in the VDMA chat?
@@TitusCastiglione1503 Sending laymen to a liberal congregation with a liberal pastor who's had years of training in how to deconstruct the Scriptures and destroy faith is, more or less, comparable to sending kids to public schools to convert the school. In both cases, Christ's sheep and His little ones are being put in danger and placed under the teaching authority of wolves.
It's been so long, yay a return!
I see new Lutheran Satire, I break my phone clicking the video too hard.
I want to know exactly how Mr Thomson and the Vicar were able to steal the same stupid arguments from my naïve Christian neighbors.
They read it in the Churchian Handbook
This video is absolutely stupendous!
Marvellous
Brilliant idea, Mr. Thompson! 😂
Great, loved the video! God bless you brother!
It actually took me a moment to figure out what you were parodying.
Pretty accurate and describes my families decision process. But oh well. With a 90% drop out rate of Lutheran confirmands, I am not sure there is anything that can be done to help. We keep.preaching and teaching the gospel in and out of season. Public school is pretty frightening and scary. Drugs abound at the local Lutheran high school my daughter graduated from. Little feminists rant there too. Be in the world. But not of ig. God help us all.
Perhaps, if the parents actually properly catechized their children the numbers would be better.
@Paul-el4zd indeed, though we have a 50/50 record So far. Ah yes, the prodigal son. Hope he wakes up.
Props for courage to release a video with crusade in the title given what's going on in Israel
I also have a stroke trying to remember all the children lost to the wumblys
We sent one of our children to a Lutheran school for a term. The problem with the church school was that it was admitting people who did not hold the faith. Bullying was merciless. Admitting those not in the church to church schools is not a great road to conversion.
Right. Private Christian schools should be first and foremost for the Christian family. Just like the church is for the lambs and not the goats. If the teens are living in unrepentant open sin they get should be excommunicated from the school. I went to a private Catholic school and the worst of the kids were either kicked out or put under further supervision. There should be careful consideration who is admitted into the church school.
Excellent work, Sir Hans.
Brilliant and informative as always!
I’m laughing because it’s funny… not because it’s sad.. I swear..
If you send your little lambs to be educated by Cesar, don’t be surprised if they come out as Romans.
We need a new Frank the hippie pope video.
Yeah the Lutheran school here in Brisbane Australia wouldn’t let my nephew in because he’s got autism…despite being raised in the Lutheran faith and taken to church every Sunday.
they are only interested in money and getting government grants.
Those of us who have raised our kids in the Lutheran church of Australia have been betrayed by the church…
We are now attending a Roman Catholic Church and I can tell you that Catholics look after their own 10 times better than Lutherans do!
Or perhaps it's because they don't have the resources to adequately educate a student with autism.
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I mean, from my denomination I probably couldn't tell 'em apart anyway. Go with what works?
Probably more to the story. Catholic or Lutheran school makes no difference, Christian schools are for the sheep, not the goats. If the students was a disruptive, with the goal of leading the sheep astray perhaps the leadership decided it was best for the other students. I went to a Catholic school and they expelled disruptive students.
@@P-el4zd no, no more to the story thank you. They wanted kids with high scores cause they get more money from the government. My nephew is just autistic with no behavioural problems whatsoever.
The Lutheran church schools are just money hungry and status hungry.
I’ve had Lutheran teachers (from the sister school) who are friends of the family who can’t believe my nephew has been rejected…and are encouraging a full review of the situation….its nothing but wanting elite students in…whilst those of us who have raised our children in the faith have been betrayed by the school system
@@sebastianbendyna2363 Awe, okay. So basically you’re just a disgruntled person who had a bad experience at some Lutheran School in Australia therefore all Lutheran schools are bad (I know of some subpar Catholic schools, they also take tax money). I’m sorry you had a bad experience.
Paster Gilbert says you should come to the bugenhagen conference this summer!
What if, now hear me out, what if we live our entire lives as if humbly bumbly wumblism is true. For one hour each week, we'll tell our kids that, while humbly bumbly wumblyism isn't technically true, God loves the humbly bumbly wumblies too, and so it doesn't matter what's true as long as we're nice. Sure a lot of humbly bumbly wumblies will find themselves in Hell, but won't it be nice to keep them company there too? Much better than having to endure an uncomfortable conversation now.
Certainly much better than being disdained by the humbly bumbly wumblists for not having your children taught 6 hours a day by the humbly bumbly wumblists.
THAT’S MUMBLY-TUMBLISM, PATRICK!
Brilliant.
Growing up the kids who were in Christian schools around me were bigger heathens than the public ones...
But it's situational. Some kids are able to identify the lies and thrive even in a mess of a school, while others will struggle and fail. Calling for all children to be removed from schools is abandoning any say to culture and society.
I'm sure your kids with be the just the shock troops we needed to take back the schools and teach the false teachers a lesson! Might as well send your children to southeast Asia to convert Indonesia!
Could you elaborate on how their removal would be, 'abandoning any say of culture and society'?
I beg your pardon. 'Abondoning any say TO culture and society'.
If Christian families isolate their children from their peers via separate educational institutions, then children within those families cannot contribute to or be affected by the wider culture. While I sympathize with the concern of losing youth to a secular culture, I do not see separate education to be a valid solution.
@@UrbaneOracle I saw this posted which is true. ”Public schools are Satan‘s youth ministry”.
If you send your children to Cesar to be educated, don’t be surprised if they come out Romans.
I can’t find anywhere in sacred scripture or tradition that suggest it’s wise to hand over your children to secular humanist to be educated, quite the contrary. Sacred scripture calls parents to be the primary educators. It is foolish to send your children to public schools to be educated by militant secular humanist.
And this is why you homeschool your kids...
I think I need to watch this one again and again. Hmmm
I need some Donall and Conall! ! ! I’m going thru withdrawals 😁😁😁.
Uh, this is a great argument for Catholicism, which has many of its own schools and also consists of elaborately designed and internally consistent ritual affirmations of the faith at every level.
The Lutheran Missouri Synod has the second largest private school system in the Untied States with morning Matins, etc. The Catholic has the largest.
Sadly, like the Catholic schools, it can be a mixed bag. Ideally, every school should be a classical school with Latin, Greek, etc. with Matins every morning and the Divine Liturgy (Mass) on feast days.
Catholics are often Lutherans at heart, but too guilty to leave and follow the Bible rather than the Pope. It’s like the hoarder who sees what house is really like when all the rubbish is finally thrown out.
Brilliant!
While I look forward to Halloween, if it were cancelled today, I would not mind, because Lutheran Satire has a new supremely spectacular satirical supplement to their series.
A new umbly every 15 minutes indeed lol
Sadly, far too true to be truly funny. I appreciate your efforts to expose the truth.
The one where an Aaron Sorkin imitation is attempted...
Gilbert and Sullivan masters of satire, Pirates of Penzance.
Very good.