This is actually real! Timcast, Canada Has Begun Offering TO KILL Disabled, Medical Assistance In Death May Expand To CHILDREN Link to video. th-cam.com/video/h502iU4N6Hw/w-d-xo.html
out of all the stories The Onion has told, this is the only one I whole-heartedly believed since I found it as a kid, I legitimately thought this girl was braindead lmao and now, ten years later, I have the same condition as this girl, it'll soon advance to her level and I'll unfortunately have to be euthanised 😔
What are you arguing about? Yes, it’s about people who make choices for others like they are dead when they need support to live but continue to communicate differently. People, including the parents of Terri, were willing to support and simply feed and hydrate Terri Schiavo and pay for her care, but in March 2005 she spent thirteen days dying after the court-ordered removal of her feeding tube and no one allowed to care for her till she literally died of dehydration and a broken heart at 41. It’s still controversial and many feel she was murdered and before that abused by her husband in the early 90s when he choose a lack of care for things like UTI to try to kill her and UTI can kill those in critical conditions and it’s often painful even if your healthy. The husband was dutifully caring for his wife at the beginning, and even living with the parents until he started introducing them to other girlfriends and starting to say suddenly that her Will would be to be a do not resuscitate and acting like they had had conversations that her will would be to die. It was just as much a spectacle as this video, made it out to be with people on both sides arguing that they didn’t see her life having value, and therefore no one should see her life having value and so on. It definitely takes from that case. An interesting thing that happened before that case was she was actually doing medical interventions for fertility and possibly taking hormones for fertility, and the condition that it looks like she had was one that wasn’t understood a long time ago as it seems it may have been an electrolyte imbalance similar to the ones we are seeing increasingly alongside medical interventions today ESPECIALLY among those with disposed genetic conditions that can be nutritionally dealt with. Terri was accused of anorexia, causing nutritional deficiency, but they’re actually genetic disorders that can call nutritional absorption problems including vitamin B deficiency that can basically paralyze an individual in extreme cases and taking synthetic vitamins, will only make it worse, blocking the receptors that can only come with natural sourced vitamins. But even with theories like that back, then, no one wanted to hear if they wanted to give the Husband the right to pull the plug and deny the parents the right to look into alternatives and care for her themselves.
i know they still put flowers in front the telephone pole outside her parents house each year on the day of caitlin's euthanasia. at least they used to when i still lived in the neighborhood
If i saw today's news 10 years ago i would have thought it was from an alternate universe where presidents were chosen based on a combination of their TV ratings and how many minority groups they could offend in a single tweet... oh wait
This news article hurts a lot. I too lost my son in a technology accident, couldn’t bring myself to get him put down so he’s still lingering out there in someone’s basement. Google lets me know he still has control of his fingers with the odd “signed into a new device “ message so I guess that’s something. Rest in peace Josh’s brain ❤
@@georgedowns4034 yes lol it’s quite clear it is sarcasm. it’s understandable if people get confused at first, but watching the whole video and still thinking it’s serious then it says a lot - unless it’s a kid or an old person.
About 8 years ago I was 7 years old when I watched this. At the time I thought this was a legit thing and proceed to tell everyone I knew about this. When I recently found out about the onion I realized this whole that I was a clown.
okay enlighten me please! I m not American, I'm just a teacher looking for things related to Satire and I came across this video that made sick to my stomach. Are you saying this is untrue?
Could be because assisted suicide for mental illnesses is legal in the Netherlands now and it’s going to be legalized in Canada soon. This satirical skit is now reflecting in reality which is f****** insane and horrifying
@@elgordobondiola Well of course it's real he said..She watched it ages ago, and said Rip Mom after it, means it's a memory they had before? But anyway yes, Condolences
It's heartbreaking to see just how many more brain-dead teens are in this very comment section. I can only hope Caitlin's story will inspire their parents to also mercifully do the right thing.
Indeed. And it isn't only teenagers anymore. I've been to an office building yesterday where nobody but the cleaning lady was truly alive anymore. It really is a terrible shame that it takes such a disgraceful amount of time until these empty shells meet their final demise.
Eleven years ago the doctors told me that I could not be expected to continue abusing drugs and live at the same time. Thanks to Caitlan's donated liver I was given a new lease on life and these past eleven years have been a total blast ! Thank you Caitlan, you don't know how much it's meant for me ! Unfortunately I've driven her liver into the ground and have recently started a go-fund-me for a replacement. (Fun fact; when they did a recent scan of me they saw that the surgeon had carved into the transplant "Here's your liver a..hole, I hope you choke on it". I laughed so hard. How gnarly is that !!)
@@torstentaylor7620 I’m like when I see sum like a crum on the ground I pick it up or if sum one mistake I can’t hold just not telling them they missed spelled on accident
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@Sofi_Playz what kind of shithole you think your country is? This is America. Here it's the kids that have a say on their parents lives and not the other way around. They can even end their parents political careers. America is great.
That's awesome...I was in a coma 12 yrs ago...inhaled smoke, house fire...lungs collapsed.. ICU for six weeks on life support...read my last rites...doctors basically telling my family and friends to come say goodbye....but nope ..I'm here..👍
It's sad to think that, if you look back, Caitlin's life could have been saved with the recently discovered method to surgically remove someone from their phone.
I do love the little jokes on the "news page." "Doctors pronounced me brain dead when I was 12, but my family didn't give up on me and now I work in PR."
Holy shit i thought this was real and felt very bad for her, spent years searching for this video again and found out it was made by the o n i o n Edit : in my defense i was 6 when i first saw this
I just showed this to my sister and she made a sad face and asked me "but why? What happened to her?!". Btw, she was texting someone on her phone or whatever, while watching the video...
Sara Rose so? Just because it isnt nice to you doesnt mean it cant be funny, literally tom and jerry is a childrens comedy show but they try to kill each other every episode and at one point there was a suicide scene, you gonna speak out about that too?
"Her eyes may flutter a bit or she may murmur "are you for reals killing me right now?" But then her struggled will finally be over" I CHOKED ON MY DRINK
"Why didn't they just turn off the WiFi?"
It's her life support, abrupt disconnection could end her. It's Inhumane.
bruh
Anime Tiddies i know🗿
Wow, your comment is right below the top comment saying "why didn't they just turn off the WiFi"
Lmao
@@zippyparakeet1074 Nice
@@HaotoAnimeOnPiano yeah man, I even took a screenshot. Was an amazing coincidence
When I was 9 years old and watched this I genuinely thought that she had a medical condition and felt heart-wrenchingly sorry for her.
Same but when I was a naive 10 year old
This is actually real!
Timcast, Canada Has Begun Offering TO KILL Disabled, Medical Assistance In Death May Expand To CHILDREN
Link to video.
th-cam.com/video/h502iU4N6Hw/w-d-xo.html
What omg 😭
wait so did she actually die
@@x1vne_0 yea
"Her organs could help other children. We can give her eyes to someone who would actually use them to read a book."
Damn
TeutonicCross why do I think this comment is annoying even though I made the same one
@K Lekkergoed okay
@pink pumpkin nee
I think I might have da problem of staying on the internet
Yes, most books have words spelled correctly. This is important, i've heard.
I remember showing this to my daughter a while ago. We shared a good laugh but unfortunately she didn't take it seriously enough. RIP Suzie.
What happened if your all right sharing?
@@RatBurg3r Suzie was probably euthanized
@@RatBurg3r she got the same heart-wrenching condition
@@rlfoudia so sad it couldn’t be prevented
@@RatBurg3r
You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, aren't you? :P
Apparently Caitlin's last words were
"I'm *literally* dead"
Rest in peace Caitlin
lmao
Your mom is literally Hitler
First time she ever used “Literally” correctly
That name is Extremely offensive no
No cap
I showed this to my dad, now my sister Christina is in a better place.
@LagiNaLangAko23 Thanks ;(
oh no! You're a complicit!
Hahahahahahahsahahhahahaha
crazy
Rofl.😂🙏
She may murmur “are you for real killing me right now?” - nailed it
Salty Bear 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This video is fake, but still I don't see what's so funny about it !!!!
@@theprayinggirl1587 Crying with laughter!!!
@@LAnonHubbard I hope that's sarcasm
To those in the comments: No, this is not fake, the Onion is a very credible and reliable source
Facts
😜
Canada is advertising assisted dying to kids now.
Totally
Reality made it true
"Are you for real killing me right now?"
Those will be my last words.
I love how you just presumed you’re getting murdered as someone is going to be killing you aha
@@flinngordon9994 well it might be a disease or accident like "cancer,are you for real killing me right now?" Or somethin
@@flinngordon9994 it....is inevitable
*if there ever is a crazy psychotic murderer chasing me. I'd stop in my tracks, accept my fate, and say 'Are you really killing me right now? '*
Bruh why are you using the chinese ripoff Dallas mask? The official one is way better.
The small touch of having the phone still on her head in the MRI is why the Onion will always be legendary
I was just thinking that. Nice detail.^^
1:44 😂
Thank you, I missed it.
its an xray
Man I keep seeing your comments around
She would have been 21 this year. RIP Caitlin.
It’s fake
@@stupidvideos1449 this is like a wooosh on a wooosh wow
@@sirsytham1588 no
@@sirsytham1588 I've lost track of whooshes so far. Send help.
@@stupidvideos1449 woooosh
out of all the stories The Onion has told, this is the only one I whole-heartedly believed since I found it as a kid, I legitimately thought this girl was braindead lmao
and now, ten years later, I have the same condition as this girl, it'll soon advance to her level and I'll unfortunately have to be euthanised 😔
Dear , you don't have to . Run away to a state where this is illegal like Idaho
@@derrickw5204 thank you, I'll now live a long life as an ungrateful, moody, braindead teenager in Idaho
@@derrickw5204 good grief you're dumb and Don't know what's real or not
Lemme smash before they do you in?🥺
Don't respond guys, it's just their body texting. There is nothing left of them.
Why didnt they just turn off the wifi
Blink😙
omg blinks everywhere 😂❤️
Blink and Army here😙
chickiin chickiin this is fake 😂
Edwin Graca isn't that what the parents were trying to do in the first place
"That's just her body texting" is one of the greatest lines ever written
Yeees.
Or “we can donate her eyes to someone that actually uses them to read a book” 💀
i concur wholeheartedly
Exactly *she might say are you fr killing me right now*
She literally was talking she said she has cramps
Her eyes may flutter or she might murmur
*are you for real killing me right now?*
🤣😅😂
Yes, literally killing me rn, gawd!
Yes we all watched the video.
999 lukrdt
Lmao
This video has aged unironically well
Which is a little surprising because it sounds like so many of the people watching it don't recognize this is also a parody of the Terri Schiavo case.
@@Gwern0not the same!
What are you arguing about? Yes, it’s about people who make choices for others like they are dead when they need support to live but continue to communicate differently. People, including the parents of Terri, were willing to support and simply feed and hydrate Terri Schiavo and pay for her care, but in March 2005 she spent thirteen days dying after the court-ordered removal of her feeding tube and no one allowed to care for her till she literally died of dehydration and a broken heart at 41. It’s still controversial and many feel she was murdered and before that abused by her husband in the early 90s when he choose a lack of care for things like UTI to try to kill her and UTI can kill those in critical conditions and it’s often painful even if your healthy. The husband was dutifully caring for his wife at the beginning, and even living with the parents until he started introducing them to other girlfriends and starting to say suddenly that her Will would be to be a do not resuscitate and acting like they had had conversations that her will would be to die. It was just as much a spectacle as this video, made it out to be with people on both sides arguing that they didn’t see her life having value, and therefore no one should see her life having value and so on. It definitely takes from that case. An interesting thing that happened before that case was she was actually doing medical interventions for fertility and possibly taking hormones for fertility, and the condition that it looks like she had was one that wasn’t understood a long time ago as it seems it may have been an electrolyte imbalance similar to the ones we are seeing increasingly alongside medical interventions today ESPECIALLY among those with disposed genetic conditions that can be nutritionally dealt with. Terri was accused of anorexia, causing nutritional deficiency, but they’re actually genetic disorders that can call nutritional absorption problems including vitamin B deficiency that can basically paralyze an individual in extreme cases and taking synthetic vitamins, will only make it worse, blocking the receptors that can only come with natural sourced vitamins. But even with theories like that back, then, no one wanted to hear if they wanted to give the Husband the right to pull the plug and deny the parents the right to look into alternatives and care for her themselves.
This video may have aged but sadly little Caitlyn hasn't 😔
@@SRose-vp6ewyap yappitty yap yap
"she may mutter, 'are you for real killing me'"
@Alice Smith ironic
@@ilovemywifey21307 That’s the craziest thing, i’m pretty sure my brother joined on your SSN, confirm?
😂😂
@@ilovemywifey21307 yep! how weird!
1000th liker I an
The actor who acted as the dad needs an award. He literally looked like the saddest man alive
@@abig_old_swan not the reporter who interviews the parents . She looked like she was holding back a laugh the whole time
They are actors?
@@jeeg1068 You must be the girl
@@11il273k oh that’s makes a lot of sense I did not know that this was a satire news page at all omg
@@11il273k In case you guys haven’t noticed, you have all fallen into his trap.
She lost the ability to even.
lmao underrated comment
A very odd condition.
She can't do evening no more 😢
Ahahahhahahah underrated comment man!
lmao fr
“Are you for real killing me right now?”
That's really sad ain't it.
@@joecat916 is a joke
😂😂
Maybe😏😏😏
Alexa, play despacito.
she would have been 21 this year.
rip caitlin, we will miss you.
@@abiez4018 it's a little thing called sarcasm
i know they still put flowers in front the telephone pole outside her parents house each year on the day of caitlin's euthanasia. at least they used to when i still lived in the neighborhood
no she would have been 22 😂
at first I feel pity for her, but after looking at the poster of justin beiber on her wall...
no one can argue, she did deserve it tho.
@@abiez4018 right over your head
The girl who played Kaitlyn is a really good actress. I would have burst out laughing when the guy playing her dad said "Kaitlyn, it's your dad."
So sad to hear that she died so young.
Bro this wasn’t a joke. This actually happened
Chupp Chupp dude are you being sarcastic?
Chupp Chupp I hope you’re kidding.
Thesaskill i am😂
This was the Golden Age of The Onion.
The Onion isn't satire, its just a news channel from an alternate universe
It’s interdimensional cable
Yeah, this universe
I wonder if the chanel they are receiving back is the TLC or some of its clones.
If i saw today's news 10 years ago i would have thought it was from an alternate universe where presidents were chosen based on a combination of their TV ratings and how many minority groups they could offend in a single tweet... oh wait
@@julmaass LOL! So true. (sadly)
My parents showed me this when I was younger thinking it was real.
Bruh 💀
It's not real
@@WANIXZSSS I know that but before when I was younger I thought it was
@@ninjajo5iah369 but is it real or not
@@WANIXZSSS no its satire but technically it's real
The scan of the brain including the phone in the shot like they couldn't get it off of her to do the scan is such an amazing touch
Oh man, I didn't even notice lol!
I love the details
I agree with that. That's funny tbh
I was so close to missing that. Just goes to show how well-made these are.
😂
This news article hurts a lot. I too lost my son in a technology accident, couldn’t bring myself to get him put down so he’s still lingering out there in someone’s basement. Google lets me know he still has control of his fingers with the odd “signed into a new device “ message so I guess that’s something. Rest in peace Josh’s brain ❤
@reakuty, in someone's basement? This is confusing. Explain if you are so inclined.
The 32k dislike proves how talented the actors are
Exactly!
or how stupid people can be
@@georgedowns4034 yes lol it’s quite clear it is sarcasm. it’s understandable if people get confused at first, but watching the whole video and still thinking it’s serious then it says a lot - unless it’s a kid or an old person.
@@georgedowns4034 ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB YOU KNOW THIS IS A JOKE CHANNEL RIGHT
@@coorar I think they might be being sarcastic too lol or they are just dumb
But for real tho, the detail in this is insane. They even blurred out a photo on the wall for privacy like in a real news report.
And the phone in the XRay was realistic
Well The Onion is an actual news group with over 100 employees today so they do a good job making it look like actual news
Is it not ?
@@jamiehiggins9811 I know real news when I see it ‼️®™️
True.
About 8 years ago I was 7 years old when I watched this. At the time I thought this was a legit thing and proceed to tell everyone I knew about this. When I recently found out about the onion I realized this whole that I was a clown.
LOL! That's nuts!
okay enlighten me please! I m not American, I'm just a teacher looking for things related to Satire and I came across this video that made sick to my stomach. Are you saying this is untrue?
Lol
@@saraeh7925 LOL No you didn't.
AWlpsSHOW36 ohhhh
Who else feels like they're watching interdimensional cable
Me
Shut up Morty! 🥸
The actors are so natural that it looks real
The parents are a give away, though.
@No Name you are used to it because of all the crisis actors in the "news".
Btw, if you look it up, scroll for crisis agencies.
There actors dang
@No Name Please tell me you're deadpanning...
@Al. C XD
"Caitlin's not brain dead she's just an idiot." "She can still apply lip gloss."
400 likes and not a single reply?
lmao I seen that. the lip gloss
I imagined the girl holding the sign and saying it in my head 😆
You guys do know this is from a film it fake lol
@@MA-pj8fc Obviously they know?
That is rude God bless you
“I was pronounced brain dead when I was 12 and now I work in PR” is the most underappreciated little detail in this video
What does PR mean?
@@spheredhawk67 public relations
Exactly, her bonehead parents should have asked why she was brain dead, what caused it? Instead they end her life…
@@Struzzylive you know this is satire right?
@@Renmaiou if by satire you mean fake, yes. I found out halfway through
Why do a quarter of the “newest” comment tabs think that this is real.
They're just gullible, I suppose
Seems satire is lost on younger gens. Tried sharing onion articles with 25 year old friend and he thought I was nuts for finding humor in it. 🫤
Welcome to today.
Could be because assisted suicide for mental illnesses is legal in the Netherlands now and it’s going to be legalized in Canada soon. This satirical skit is now reflecting in reality which is f****** insane and horrifying
Stupidest generation in human history.
“We can give her eyes to someone who would actually use them to read a book”
Dad is such a savage
LMAOOO
I'm in danger
true words had to be spoken
Even though he's literally reading a book @ 00:50 in front of his eyes
I hate that I thought this was real when I was younger
g00py it made me sad for a week
Me too
LOL!! 😀
Same here
Same
1:19 "Caitlyn is not brain-dead, she's just an IDIOT"
best line in this video lmfao
I just realised that 💀
I too paused it to read all the signs.
i’m back 6 years later and i now realize this is indeed a joke
this is no joke. there are plenty of people in our world exactly like this today, not just kids
@@loyevangelists
but the video is satire
SAME
@@loyevangelists The video is a fucking joke, the onion is a parody neews channel
@@meanassdemeanor r/wooosh
When I showed this video to my mom ages ago, she cried laughing. Her favorite line was “are you for real killing me right now?”. RIP mom, love you
I really don't know if i should make a joke on how you worded that. In the offchance it's real, my condolences
@@elgordobondiola Well of course it's real he said..She watched it ages ago, and said Rip Mom after it, means it's a memory they had before? But anyway yes, Condolences
Condolences my brother
rip 😭❤️❤️🙏🏻
Condolences to u bro
-7 years ago
-still the best bait on youtube
Ay
How do you know it’s fake
@@bejeweldkwkwk8678 dont worry shes at peace now, her organs will go to some nerd who uses it for overwatch and reciting star trek episodes.
This is why I'm hesitant on giving my 7 yr old a smartphone. I would miss her.
@@bejeweldkwkwk8678 it's *THE ONION*
"The real Caitlin is gone. That's just her body texting." Hahaha
i almost cried over this 7 years ago, now i’m dying from laughter.
Bruh!😂😂
lunatyc same lmao
same LMAO
Bruh lol
WHY????? Lol
1:52 “her eyes may flutter a bit, or she may murmur ‘are you for real killing me right now?’” HOW DID I BELIEVE THIS WAS REAL LIKE 6 YEARS AGO LMAOOO
it isnt?
@@minmuseve5567 duh
@@minmuseve5567 u seriously think this is real 🤣🤣🤣🤣 am done
@@radoikatazletakov9870 little do they know, they were the ones that missed the joke.
Me too 😂
"We can give hers eyes to someone that would actually read a book" LOL
instead of (face) book
there are too few people who actually read books nowadays
@~Kyashī Aisakku~ • 13 years ago I have multiple bookshelves full of unread books, never plan on reading them
I read a full paperback book everyday...
Proud to be 400th like
the onion fr predicted brain rot
It's heartbreaking to see just how many more brain-dead teens are in this very comment section. I can only hope Caitlin's story will inspire their parents to also mercifully do the right thing.
Amen
Yeah
Hope I'm next
@Aaron Speedy 😂😂😂😂
I'm all up it haha
Indeed. And it isn't only teenagers anymore. I've been to an office building yesterday where nobody but the cleaning lady was truly alive anymore. It really is a terrible shame that it takes such a disgraceful amount of time until these empty shells meet their final demise.
She may murmur “Are you for real killing me right now?” lol
AHAHAH UR SOOO FUNNY LETS DIE TOGETHER LOL
CRYING
@@artryg0n497 the .375 is on the counter
I wonder what would happen to me
Good Lord. They're monsters!!!
1:44 LOL The brain scan still shows her using a cellphone. hahaha
Yeah, I’m happy they added that detail. It really adds to it!
LMAOOOOOO
Nono she ate it
oh i thought she ate it.
@@nuggetnougat 😂
Eleven years ago the doctors told me that I could not be expected to continue abusing drugs and live at the same time. Thanks to Caitlan's donated liver I was given a new lease on life and these past eleven years have been a total blast ! Thank you Caitlan, you don't know how much it's meant for me ! Unfortunately I've driven her liver into the ground and have recently started a go-fund-me for a replacement. (Fun fact; when they did a recent scan of me they saw that the surgeon had carved into the transplant "Here's your liver a..hole, I hope you choke on it". I laughed so hard. How gnarly is that !!)
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
She’s not dead. This is fake. It might be another Caitlin teagart cause the onion is known for being a fake news channel. So….
“TRYING ON CLOTHES IS A SIGN OF LIFE!”
Trying on clothes is a struggle 💔
How is this 9 years old
Yea
"IF SHE CAN SIGH, SHE'S ALiVE!" ahyes
"CAITLIN'S NOT BRAIN-DEAD SHE'S JUST AN IDIOT"
Remember when the Onion was a fun, jokey little news organization just for fun, and not the worlds most reliable source for realistic headlines.
MosesMarlboro me neither
Lmao
Hahaha.
Bruh
😭😭
I showed this to my 75 year old mom today . The horror on her face had me hysterical.
@@mr.nugget8412 its real. search up Caitlin and you will find out that she was euthanized 9 years ago which was around 1 year after this news report.
@@mr.nugget8412 The Onion is a satirical news website
@@tsrenis what are you talking about? The onion is the most reliable news source on the planet!
@@mr.nugget8412 Real ofc
@@mr.nugget8412 don't get it twisted, the onion is a legitimate news source
I had this condition as well as a teenager.
I'm thankful my parents never put me down so I could recover.
R.I.P. Caitlyn
S'okay. She's in the cloud now.
The "are you for real killing me right now" had me dying from laughter
Me too, that one was the best 😆
Me or my
@@torstentaylor7620 no problem
@@torstentaylor7620 I’m like when I see sum like a crum on the ground I pick it up or if sum one mistake I can’t hold just not telling them they missed spelled on accident
that doctor deserves an award in acting
"Or her mother bursting into her room despite this little thing called privacy"
I'm dying rn. Pls call help
Hey dying rn, I'm dad
@Blake Kruger hey blake i'm Tavon
@@backseatsurfer5005 hey tavon, im
“Are you for real dying right now?”
@Blake Kruger maybe she would lie maybe would tell the truth or maybe *e.*
"Her eyes may flutter a bit, or she may murmur 'are you for real killing me right now?'"
That line just fucking killed me 💀
it killed caitlin too
1:56
Where's your corpse?
We've to give you a proper-funeral.
are you for real?
😭 🤚 🤚
The onion predicted brainrot
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@@flamingpaxtsc i ain't reading allat
I actually believed this when I was 10 years old
Same bro
@Gaming Hacks same
Obi-won Kenobi
same
I might not tell you that,I'm 20.. Still I believed it 😐
@Sofi_Playz what kind of shithole you think your country is? This is America. Here it's the kids that have a say on their parents lives and not the other way around. They can even end their parents political careers. America is great.
*The description is amazing*
VazzyCow 'gay'
VazzyCow lol
Whine about things being *gay*
G E y
VazzyCow lol
“Doctors pronounced me brain dead at the age of 12, but my family didn’t give up on me and now I work in PR.” ...perfection
That's awesome...I was in a coma 12 yrs ago...inhaled smoke, house fire...lungs collapsed.. ICU for six weeks on life support...read my last rites...doctors basically telling my family and friends to come say goodbye....but nope ..I'm here..👍
@@larrydeleau8538 not for long
@@coom4286 I'm here today..good enough for me
@Coom Dude, wth
@@reido_dorito thx for having a heart
It's sad to think that, if you look back, Caitlin's life could have been saved with the recently discovered method to surgically remove someone from their phone.
when I was a kid I thought this was real lmfao. scared the shit out of me
dude same. I was looking for thsi for like 30 minutes thinking it was real until i saw it and realized it was posted by The Onion
Hello there
holy crap same here
27 yrs old. 😖
same, after watching it back again years later i now realize it's satire 💀
"Her organs could help other children. We can give her eyes to someone who would actually use them to read a book."
LoL...her father rosted her
Damn he's spittin' facts right there
@@fluoroantimonicacid4844 tf!!
@Rook I can’t tell if ur serious
@Rook sorry but you are wrong killing teenagers is perfectly moral and right
@Rook nah
Some say, you can still hear her texting...And if you listen close enough...You'll hear "ew" from the distance.
Candy Crush this is by far the best comment here
Or" ugh"
Crazy how many people believe this is real
I love going on these Onion videos and seeing who is still falling for them 13 years later. Even the Giant Crab video.
I fell for this when I was like 10 omg
Edit: wth yall my comment is really not that interesting
SAME IT SCARED ME SM
you ate the onion does it taste good?
@@heavenlydusk twas delicious
@Punyasloka Sahoo yea its fake lol
@Punyasloka Sahoo Yep, You ate the onion.
My daughter just got diagnosed this morning, please pray for her healing. 😞🙏🏻
Hesham Hany woah there
Ok Boomer
I call the brain
@@heshamhany8470 Why TF are there always these weird ass comments
@@thekiller7994 no brain found
who else saw this in their recommended 5 years late?
Ryan Smith me👌
Ryan Smith me 😂😂
Ryan Smith me lmao
Ryan Smith i did
Ryan Smith yep
I used to laugh at this girl. Now I’m her.
That's how my life looked like for the most of my adult life. Depression is life ruining.
if you got this in your recommended 5 years later, it's probably youtube telling you that this is what you have become.
oh
ok
Madame Sydney oh my god... IM 12 TOO!! D: 😂
Madame Sydney damn
Madame Sydney *cries*
Madame Sydney eXACTLY
I do love the little jokes on the "news page."
"Doctors pronounced me brain dead when I was 12, but my family didn't give up on me and now I work in PR."
DID ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE HER PHONE IN HER XRAY??? 😂😂😂😂😂
Noacceptance Sevenseventwo HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Noacceptance Sevenseventwo I
Noacceptance Sevenseventwo hahahaghaga
yup lmao 😁😁
Noacceptance Sevenseventwo I did😂
The phone being included in the X-Ray of her head fucking killed me
Holy shit i thought this was real and felt very bad for her, spent years searching for this video again and found out it was made by the o n i o n
Edit : in my defense i was 6 when i first saw this
SAME THIS HAUNTED ME
SAMEEE
bruh
SAME. when i saw the caption, i really thought it was true until i read all the comments ahhahaha
this is not real?
well they're better than some Hollywood actors
Nico Lay hahaha preach brotha
Nico Lay is this even real?
Nico Lay you can tell this is fake
MIKU HATSUNE he knows
MIKU HATSUNE he knows
"she's not brain-dead, she's just an idiot. "
gets me everytime 😂
You have to pause to see these parts! So funny!!!! 😆 😁 😄
The protestors' slogans, riiigghht?
Lol, never saw that before.
She's an airhead!
Stolen comment
I'm gonna show this to my kids when they get addicted to their devices and say this happened
Easy there, satan.
Seeing people who think this is an actual thing is more hilarious than the video itself.
I just showed this to my sister and she made a sad face and asked me "but why? What happened to her?!". Btw, she was texting someone on her phone or whatever, while watching the video...
never gets old when someone never know what "The Onion" is.
This is fake?
+Madi Loves no it's for real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I was at middle school, I thought this was for real.
"We can give her eyes to someone who will actually use them to read a book." 😂😂
@my mom
Riven so fake right lol
omg i read your comment at the same time he said it.. xD that was creepy
Riven I read this comment at the exact moment he said it in the video 😳😂
Thousandth like
The 31,000 dislikes are from people who actually believed that story. lol
Well I was one of the dislikes and didn't know it's fake, but now I'm speaking out against it !!!
Sara Rose why? lol
@@Pie9123 because it's not nice to make fun of people like this weather or not it's true !!!!
Sara Rose so? Just because it isnt nice to you doesnt mean it cant be funny, literally tom and jerry is a childrens comedy show but they try to kill each other every episode and at one point there was a suicide scene, you gonna speak out about that too?
@@katybreen2939 we're talking about assisted suicide. I'm sure the it wasn't assisted suicide in Tom and Jerry !!!
"Doctors pronounced me brain dead when I was 12, but my family didn't give up on me and now I work in PR". Gold!
*Am I the only one who feels like this would be a episode on South Park...*
*your not wrong*
Your not alone my friend
It's you're!
Atrixs no
Atrixs Yes. You should send this in to them as an idea. Lol
The onion in a nutshell. People thinking the video are real, then realising it's satire years later
Is
No one is realizing shit, everyone knows it's satire.
@@sws212 Sure, Newton
@@sws212 sure einstein
@@sws212 Sure, Tesla
"And she may murmur, are you for real killing me right now?"
That nearly killed me lmao
The other funniest part!!!!
stolen comment
Yeah lock him up in TH-cam jail.
Bruh 😂
Oh no just don't murmur that's all
Need an update with the same actress worried about her kids watching skibidi toilet
I remember watching this 7 years ago and thinking it was real
Real btw
June Zapitron - yeah. Very sad😢😢
Same lol
same lmao
Idiot
can I just point out that one of the bottom headlines read:
*coma patient does not respond to being dressed in a humiliating chiquita banana hat*
get off your fed ass and do your job for once
No, you cant! Its illegal you should know. Your fbi. Heres a freeze dried ice cream bar.
@@keywestalert6329 onn breaking news: florida man just dissed the fbi
Can actually point it out though?
Donald trump vomits during helicopter ride
"Her eyes may flutter a bit or she may murmur "are you for reals killing me right now?" But then her struggled will finally be over" I CHOKED ON MY DRINK
Chris BAAHAHAGAGAGAAHAAHAGAHAGAHAAGAAAAAGAAGAAAGAAGAGAGAGAGAGAAGAAGAGAGAGAGAAGAGAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They have predicted TH-cam Shorts.
The amount of comments asking whether this is real is concerning
The same people blinded by social media thinking everything on the internet is real
The loss of sarcasm in this new generation can only mean one thing.
It's obviously real :/
I THOUGHT IT WAS UNTIL I SAW THE ONION 😭
Exactly! The irony of the topic of the satire Onion News. People actually didn't realize they are brain-dead too.
1:03 _"We just keep reminding ourselves that the real Caitlin is already gone. It's just her body texting."_
lol
Catzilla lol
Catzilla if
hahahahahaha
Catzilla Hahahaha
I actually thought it was real, so when that moment came I wanted to laugh so hard but I would stop myself because of the serious situation, haha.
You know the onion is good when people have to point out its fake
David Rodriguez uhhhh wtf
"...but my family didn't give up on me and now I work in PR." 🤣
''Are you for real killing me right now?'' lmao
It's not funny
Jessie Wood It's so funny
That's exactly when I lost it as well.
Azot Hical It's sad!:-(
THATS NOT A JOKE ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CANT SAY THAT HER LIFE WAS LOST AND YOU JOKE ABOUT IT PEOPLE YOU SICK MONSTERS
"even though there's a little thing called privacy" lol
Exactly.
“She may murmur, are you for real killing me right now”
Urpupdixie. At the she said I have cramps that means she is just a teen in today's society
Urpupdixie me if I'm being murdered
Urpupdixie I came across this comment at the perfect time
I have the perfect cure that will cure this in seconds: a belt
You have 666 likes.....
hard to believe it's been twelve years since caitlin has been gone 😢😢😢
“Are you for real killing me right now?” 😂
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My favourite line.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's line was delivered perfectly lok
That was a scream.
My favorite sign is "she's not brain dead she's an idiot"
Kitten Games25 yep 👍🏻 this is fake
@@rebekahsexton2033 Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...
@@rebekahsexton2033 this is the onion of course it's case
@i'm not a stalker i just want friends ??
@@rebekahsexton2033 no shit