A Day in the Life of a Pet Raccoon

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  • @peachcakes5342
    @peachcakes5342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18772

    Imagine mowing your lawn one morning and you witness a man walking a raccoon.

    • @arturomontenegro176
      @arturomontenegro176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

      I can hear the neighbor saying "I'm getting tired of this damn neighborhood

    • @thecollector5209
      @thecollector5209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Haha

    • @stallfus
      @stallfus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Sounds like heaven lol

    • @MsAnxiety
      @MsAnxiety 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      "Yep, I picked the right neighborhood"
      *Proceeds to hop off mower to pet because racoon is more important
      Lol

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Arturo Montenegro Haha, that got a good chuckle outta me.

  • @GetUnwoke
    @GetUnwoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6053

    "lay"
    *turns into a big raccoon puddle*

  • @thecrissyshow
    @thecrissyshow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10108

    I bet street raccoons be like wtf when y’all outside together

    • @OffxcialBrii
      @OffxcialBrii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

      The Crissy show “get a load of this dude” 😭😭😭

    • @MissouriCrookedBarnHomestead
      @MissouriCrookedBarnHomestead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      The other raccoons don't have a clue Tito exists because they sleep during the day. If you see a raccoon out during the day, assume they have rabies.

    • @autumnleaves7872
      @autumnleaves7872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@OffxcialBrii ''This dude is a momma's boy and that's not even a woman''.

    • @gsheverything_2716
      @gsheverything_2716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      They be like, why he smells so clean bougie

    • @xXJaneRoseXx
      @xXJaneRoseXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Debbie B While raccoons are nocturnal, it isn’t uncommon for them to get stuff done during the day. Seeing a raccoon during the day isn’t a reliable way to tell if they have rabies. I’d say just assume all wild animals could be carrying some kind of disease, because not all diseases present themselves, but I’m sure you know this. I just want to point this out for others.

  • @JustMichaelJM
    @JustMichaelJM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6428

    "I take him for a walk every day so he doesn't get obese."
    *carries the raccoon*

    • @sunnydee04
      @sunnydee04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      1:25 👁️👄👁️

    • @justabot....509
      @justabot....509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Its actually racoon who walks him

    • @rockEEEY
      @rockEEEY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂

    • @narutouzamaki8686
      @narutouzamaki8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🦝

    • @nushayeer
      @nushayeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      But that raccons kinda fat

  • @Azushira
    @Azushira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3313

    TH-cam: wanna see a day in the life of a raccoon?
    me: yeah..

    • @Azushira
      @Azushira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pappy Van Winkle im 14..

    • @9Armir
      @9Armir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats just way too relatable lol

    • @k-teezy6423
      @k-teezy6423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is not a normal raccoon, the day in the life of a regular raccoon is just sleeping and eating trash

    • @victormejia4513
      @victormejia4513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      k- teezy and give rabies and shit

    • @Margwaaa
      @Margwaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      regular vfx I want a raccoon but it’s illegal

  • @miguelzamora2011
    @miguelzamora2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13579

    "I take him on walks for exercise!"
    *SITS ON SHOULDERS*

    • @supernintendochalmers6628
      @supernintendochalmers6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

      Miguel Zamora I wonder if it would be better to walk him at night/dusk. Aren't raccoons mostly nocturnal? Maybe it'd be less stressful.

    • @ovulatinfish
      @ovulatinfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      it’s because they are nocturnal and feel uncomfortable walking in the open in the middle of the day

    • @WarrenGoesCrazy
      @WarrenGoesCrazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What's up

    • @stuff5499
      @stuff5499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@supernintendochalmers6628 Mitchell once explained that when he got Tito as baby, he trained him to be diurnal

    • @chloesmith5951
      @chloesmith5951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WarrenGoesCrazy Nothing much

  • @aidanGCH
    @aidanGCH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2594

    "I walk him cause he deals with obesity"
    *Carrys on Shoulder*

    • @philippineball6246
      @philippineball6246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yea, lol

    • @serenade4926
      @serenade4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      he carries him after he completes the walks cuz i think tito doesnt like to walk back home either lol

    • @allycagni4429
      @allycagni4429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂I looked for this comment

    • @TheUnone
      @TheUnone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ye same, guy makes a great fitness coach ;D

    • @callidusvulpes5556
      @callidusvulpes5556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's a very manipulative raccoon lol. He's able to get his human to walk him around while explaining that he needs to keep him from becoming obese.

  • @neiloconnor9349
    @neiloconnor9349 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Raccoons have fairly dexterous front paws. Tito could probably be trained for some kind of factory assembly job to earn his keep.

  • @diddlypinkus1493
    @diddlypinkus1493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2963

    What’s really cool is he understands the “hold it” command enough to know that he can hold it with his feet too and it’s still correct. Shows he understands the command not just the action limited to his hands

    • @sydneyyates3256
      @sydneyyates3256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      He washed his hands he’s obviously smart

    • @johnwray393
      @johnwray393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That's what took me most by surprise and the fact they have hand dexterity to open a cabinet open a bottle and possibly OD if he decided too. It's wild, they're very capable.

    • @starprincessjolie
      @starprincessjolie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      John Wray umm 😳

    • @johnwray393
      @johnwray393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@starprincessjolie would never happen but just a example of what they can do.

    • @tinacreekmore6959
      @tinacreekmore6959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What wrong with you? The racoon should have been taken to a rescue and release professionals. They have years of experience on how to raise and release back into their own natural environment. 👎

  • @istartedww3854
    @istartedww3854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3386

    These things are so much cuter in the day and not charging at you 200 MPH in the pitch black

    • @Soloxdee
      @Soloxdee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lmao

    • @cecez7742
      @cecez7742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂😂

    • @thomaseaster2796
      @thomaseaster2796 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      do we need to talk about a past experience? lol

    • @doge6274
      @doge6274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So true

    • @SamA7x
      @SamA7x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      This literally happened to me last night, two of these big fuckers charged at me full speed, I was shook ngl.

  • @daisyloveday9367
    @daisyloveday9367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1840

    "it's good for him, gets him active"
    *raccoon rides on shoulder*

  • @geofk6214
    @geofk6214 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    They always runnin like they guilty of somethin😂

  • @FireBlazerGaming
    @FireBlazerGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2967

    3:25
    “Hold it”
    *uses his legs so he can grab the food with his arms
    Raccoon: improvise. Adapt. Overcome

    • @thinkfiend
      @thinkfiend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmfao

    • @sirenxo
      @sirenxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol that's what I was thinking too!! Hilarious!

    • @ethandewald4310
      @ethandewald4310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marine raccoon lol

    • @vectorrondon5852
      @vectorrondon5852 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Raccoon = Mahoraga

  • @Oz_Rion
    @Oz_Rion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4705

    Imagine that there is a guest.
    One of them going to the bathroom and suddenly there is a racoon washing his hand in the faucet.

    • @catmerchant8699
      @catmerchant8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      'Can't I get any privacy?'

    • @katiemjohn80
      @katiemjohn80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      RIP me

    • @isaacps3
      @isaacps3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I like how you use “Faucet” appropriately

    • @newleaf2374
      @newleaf2374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Boom I ruined the 666th like

    • @Oz_Rion
      @Oz_Rion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@newleaf2374 You fool you destroyed our summoning number for the dark lord!!!

  • @aqbood_exe7893
    @aqbood_exe7893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3589

    "mom can we go watch guardians of the galaxy"
    Mom : we have guardians of the galaxy at home
    Guardians of the galaxy at home :

    • @davidedos9031
      @davidedos9031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      This is Rocket after Endgame

    • @otsenres1636
      @otsenres1636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Rocket and thor been drinking too much! Lol

    • @TheTaxburden
      @TheTaxburden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @thestevie628
      @thestevie628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is better

    • @abg5344
      @abg5344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aqbood _exe I laughed out loud omg

  • @claireF-14D
    @claireF-14D ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I saw the video you posted when you first rescued Tito, then you purchaesed all those pet products to ensure his care. Your mom and dad raised a kind hearted youn man. Thank you for sharing.

  • @fbi5328
    @fbi5328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2995

    Damn this new guardians of the galaxy movie looking good

    • @jishoumushoku5094
      @jishoumushoku5094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      PewDie Pie What do you mean? This is Over The Hedge 2 😂

    • @spectralai7346
      @spectralai7346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jishoumushoku5094 the dude got caught tho. So much for escaping that backyard

    • @guccipineapple5661
      @guccipineapple5661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ZULTAN GATSU wym lame

    • @aje8790
      @aje8790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ZULTAN GATSU why lame?

    • @guccipineapple5661
      @guccipineapple5661 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AJ E I didn't say that

  • @dr.uselessYIIK
    @dr.uselessYIIK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25650

    Your dog is kinda weird but I still like him.

    • @danieldoesstuff2300
      @danieldoesstuff2300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @Muhammad Salman R/Wooooosh

    • @disease30yearsago76
      @disease30yearsago76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Daniel Does STUFF stfu that shit is getting old

    • @dr.uselessYIIK
      @dr.uselessYIIK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@disease30yearsago76 Says the person with ligma in their name lmao
      EDIT: Darn you changed your name

    • @starling1226
      @starling1226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      More like cat

    • @Crygear
      @Crygear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mrrgle the Mediocre how do you spell your username

  • @boardman1061
    @boardman1061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    So I’m gonna be taking Tito for a walk
    1:00 *Racoon Walks Owner*

  • @-chippedstars-2889
    @-chippedstars-2889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    i love how he holds the cube with his back paws, and when he washes his seeds

  • @elvanderen8337
    @elvanderen8337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    When he laid down he looked like a beanbag chair

    • @MsPreciousdobbins
      @MsPreciousdobbins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Elizabeth Vanderen except better.

    • @ugandanlord1104
      @ugandanlord1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @TheFooxy Foox r/woosh

    • @artistaloca4
      @artistaloca4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😂😂
      dead 😭🤥🙈

    • @artistaloca4
      @artistaloca4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ugandanlord1104 Are you also Dr Jacob's Studio?? JW..... 😜

    • @ugandanlord1104
      @ugandanlord1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@artistaloca4 no

  • @corner-pocketthreee8215
    @corner-pocketthreee8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    Struggling with obesity *
    50 good boy treats*

    • @sebbyboy1420
      @sebbyboy1420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's a perfectly healthy way actually

  • @blazeofficial1591
    @blazeofficial1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2202

    “Do you have any pets?”
    “It’s complicated.”

    • @aymaan8552
      @aymaan8552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *"I have a pet raccoon but it is complicated because apparently you can't say a pet raccoon is your pet"*

    • @nextro5922
      @nextro5922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aymaan8552 u ruined this epic joke.

    • @aymaan8552
      @aymaan8552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@nextro5922 an epic joke that is overused?

    • @nextro5922
      @nextro5922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aymaan8552 i ve never seen jokes like this one.

    • @hackxy1165
      @hackxy1165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aymaan8552, you really just ruined the joke

  • @jujuoliver6959
    @jujuoliver6959 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Raccoons are unbelievably cute, their little hands the way they hold things, so sweet.

    • @HelenaMikas
      @HelenaMikas ปีที่แล้ว

      wow , so being unbelievably cute gets a poor animal put in a cage Rather like a trophy

    • @jujuoliver6959
      @jujuoliver6959 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@HelenaMikasTito was a baby found in an attic! They made numerous attempts to contact rehabilitation centers, but had no luck. No one could take him. Would you prefer they let him die or just dump him out to fend for himself. I made a benign well meant comment that raccoons are cute. So what, they are cute. Why get snarky. I love them, I think they are lovely quirky sweet creatures, the babies are adorable. However the mother raccoon often make their homes in human homes by destroying roofing materials and being very destructive to get into houses, roofs, wall cavities to find cosy places to live and can do massive damage. Tito was found on his own left in an attic, where Mum has obviously made her home, and often Mother raccoons get run over or killed by dogs, bobcats, pumas or other animals and the babies are left to die because no one knows they are even there tucked up in attics or the eaves of houses. Would you rather that happened, would you rather they shoved him out into the cold unable to fend for himself, they tried a number of rehab people and couldn't get anyone to take him. What is hard to understand about that 🙄. So they gave him a home, he will be in a cage at night because they can chew through all sorts of things, the toughest of roofing materials, so for his own safety as well as their own unless you would rather he was electrocuted when he bites through a an electric cable. Some people in the US leave their dogs outside at night on chains or running round their back yards, but yet you have an issue with a rescued raccoon living a cosy looked after life. Get a grip you fecking idiot!!

    • @algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286
      @algorithmgeneratedanimegir1286 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HelenaMikas Cry about it.

  • @Galaxy_And_Plants
    @Galaxy_And_Plants 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1666

    Dog: I can only be man's bestfriend.
    Raccoon: Hold my banana.

    • @shimmerconfetti1949
      @shimmerconfetti1949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hold my fried cheese nugget

    • @aliaguilar5977
      @aliaguilar5977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like rubix cube

    • @ignorthepain
      @ignorthepain 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold my banana. Something you say to your girlfriend.

    • @Galaxy_And_Plants
      @Galaxy_And_Plants 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ignorthepain I'm a girl. XD

    • @ignorthepain
      @ignorthepain 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Galaxy_And_Plants nope your a cartoon in a circle with words beside it.😂🤣😂

  • @davidedos9031
    @davidedos9031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    It’s like his own Pokémon, riding on his shoulder😂

  • @maerski5171
    @maerski5171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5579

    your cat looks different, did you update your cat?

    • @ryanryan2771
      @ryanryan2771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Maerski got that new texture pack

    • @unknownuser_1
      @unknownuser_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      got patch version 1.01

    • @ramenmcrita
      @ramenmcrita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It's clearly a dog'😐

    • @tangous
      @tangous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Kites
      ItS oBvioUsly A rACcOOn

    • @jo_the5931
      @jo_the5931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When you have no friends to rhyme to and you rhyme with yourselves in the comments of a video

  • @Sovereignty420
    @Sovereignty420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I know this video is supposed to be about the raccoon, but the ferrets made me smile. As a ferret daddy myself I loved watching yours play together. I have two of my own and they're just as awesome as yours!

  • @edwardthayer9386
    @edwardthayer9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6149

    I think he doesn't like walks because his instincts tell him to hide during the day. Try walking him when it's dark out.

    • @layu83
      @layu83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

      that's actually true they are nocturnals!

    • @ugandanlord1104
      @ugandanlord1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      @@layu83 they can adapt and become dirunals

    • @henninghornafrantzien6476
      @henninghornafrantzien6476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +602

      @@ugandanlord1104 *Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.*

    • @ErinIsReal
      @ErinIsReal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Let him go! thet're not dogs! Wild animals dont want to be leashed caged up performing tricks! Glad he escaped back to freedom. Run tito run!

    • @ugandanlord1104
      @ugandanlord1104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

      @@ErinIsReal I hope you're joking if not then i feel sorry for your parents

  • @princetonshot
    @princetonshot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4613

    "Raccoons tend to struggle with obesity in captivity"
    *Gives him 30 reward treats*
    Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brycelesters
      @brycelesters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sally May lol

    • @MichelleKohlerArt
      @MichelleKohlerArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      At least he’s a happy raccoon 😄

    • @autumnleaves7872
      @autumnleaves7872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Ty-Dog Vide-Yo I'd imagine cardio would work the same for animals as it does for humans, generally.

    • @nolyfe4814
      @nolyfe4814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I walk my dogs every night or two and our oldest one is fucking ripped. It’s a workout in itself when she grabs the leash and proceeds to chew it up.

    • @Excal123
      @Excal123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nolyfe4814 your dog is... ripped? Lol😂

  • @nuttymadam3575
    @nuttymadam3575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    HE HELD THE RUBIX CUBE WITH HIS FEET OMG I LOVE HIM

  • @derrickulous
    @derrickulous ปีที่แล้ว +53

    These animals are so cute, you have a lot of energy managing these lil guys

    • @osvaldor4298
      @osvaldor4298 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They are killers, they aren’t cute at all

    • @derrickulous
      @derrickulous 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@osvaldor4298 lol

    • @tvndra_7446
      @tvndra_7446 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@osvaldor4298 better

  • @CapitanOppi0
    @CapitanOppi0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    Imagine having a dog with hands....
    *laughs in raccoon*

    • @starling1226
      @starling1226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *cat

    • @TheRealGraceon
      @TheRealGraceon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@starling1226 nah, cats dont typically have long snouts

    • @yvonneberetta4360
      @yvonneberetta4360 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha,ha,ha...

    • @coyoteboy5601
      @coyoteboy5601 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheRealGraceon Nor do raccoons. Pigs and anteaters have anouts. Dogs, horses, bears, raccoons, et al, have muzzles. You're welcome.

    • @vik3984
      @vik3984 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *wheezes in raccoon*

  • @pearlygate3564
    @pearlygate3564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    Rare footage of rocket before end game

    • @Izut.su3me
      @Izut.su3me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LoL

    • @takuso1229
      @takuso1229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @ig_gambit
      @ig_gambit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIP Rocket Raccoon ❤️

    • @ps3aciv
      @ps3aciv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ig_gambit wtf you mean rocket didnt die

    • @kellogr2788
      @kellogr2788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's he's trainer getting him fit

  • @angelofdeath8739
    @angelofdeath8739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    Says he's walking raccoon for the raccoon's health, while he just sits on his shoulder. That raccoon has mastered the way.

    • @gsmith557
      @gsmith557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭😭😭

    • @jwesly1058
      @jwesly1058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You seen 2 seconds of a how ever long walk and you make an observation like that. Peanut brain

    • @realgmm7877
      @realgmm7877 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what If this Racoon walks in two legs

    • @katakichinen7773
      @katakichinen7773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J Wesly Hey look it’s that guy that doesn’t get a joke, I was wondering when you’d show up.

    • @katakichinen7773
      @katakichinen7773 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr PuffinMuffin my mistake then, he/she just seemed to take it a little to serious

  • @aliceinwondergame
    @aliceinwondergame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    With mischievous eyes and sweet faces, ferrets are undeniably adorable. ❤️

    • @Rowanthecartoon
      @Rowanthecartoon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I dont think trash pandas are ferrets. But im 2 so i know nothin

  • @iFupTrolls
    @iFupTrolls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    The ferrets be like "here is our fat giant ferret cousin, PLAY TIME!!!"

    • @MsPreciousdobbins
      @MsPreciousdobbins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      El Joelo limousine cats*

    • @username12120
      @username12120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MsPreciousdobbins Fluffy noodles

    • @SuperTux20
      @SuperTux20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cat snakes*

    • @EverstViro
      @EverstViro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@navisakura7374 *asparagus cat*

  • @thew9592
    @thew9592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    That raccoon is an absolute unit

    • @55manboy
      @55manboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In awe at the size of this lad

    • @pedernilsson5726
      @pedernilsson5726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He ride bacc,
      He eat snacc,
      But most importantly he a very thicc racc.

    • @haunted1478
      @haunted1478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pedernilsson5726 how long did it take you the think of this amazing story that I heard with my fish ears

    • @cadenmorales703
      @cadenmorales703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The W PLEASE SENPAI PUNISH ME

    • @pedernilsson5726
      @pedernilsson5726 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@haunted1478 It was a vision from god
      He also a very thicc racc
      45sec

  • @Itried20takennames
    @Itried20takennames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4608

    Fun fact: The French term for raccoon is “raton laveur,” (probably mis-spelled), which translates to “a rat that washes stuff.”

    • @philly64
      @philly64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Racoons do wash their food before they eat it

    • @babyblue28
      @babyblue28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      So Remy from Ratatouille

    • @cubriffic172
      @cubriffic172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      @Tim Kidane No???? You dont pet ANY animal without its owner being there in case its diseased. Also funnily enough, dogs were the biggest spreaders of rabies until recently

    • @annonymousannonymous599
      @annonymousannonymous599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Vidalion Reminds me of that racoon that tried to wash fairy floss before eating it. Probably the most heartbreaking video ;_;

    • @riveryv9935
      @riveryv9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You spell it right i'm french (Québecois) and I can tell you that you've spell it right 😉😉

  • @WhiteCavendish
    @WhiteCavendish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Raccoons are awesome animals. They are usually way to wild and crazy to be pets, but yours seems very chill. We used to feed them in our back yard growing up, and they were great to watch. There were many generations and the mommas would bring their babies to show us lol. Cheers and thanks for sharing!

    • @JimiJackActual
      @JimiJackActual ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Usually you have to get them 10th generation domesticated. 🙂

  • @miniaturelabyrinth7765
    @miniaturelabyrinth7765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Hahaha the greedy lil bastard when you try to lure him out with food, Picks one up and does a tacticalroll back in.

    • @zylerneuts2307
      @zylerneuts2307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He doesn't own the raccoon the raccoon owns him

    • @kayla6654
      @kayla6654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me as a raccoon

  • @WillaHerrera
    @WillaHerrera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    Tito reminds me of myself. Driven by food and has a muffin top

    • @nate_x_b5424
      @nate_x_b5424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SAME

    • @debbiekaye7880
      @debbiekaye7880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @kgbarrett1521
      @kgbarrett1521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂😂oh my lord haha

    • @themango9644
      @themango9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's a muffin top?

    • @debbiekaye7880
      @debbiekaye7880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@themango9644 It's when someone's stomach sticks out over their pants like a muffin. 😂

  • @nisl9039
    @nisl9039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    LOOK AT THAT CUTE TRASH PANDA MY HEART

    • @yourlocaldummy99
      @yourlocaldummy99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Guardians of the Galaxy

    • @kiona8137
      @kiona8137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yourlocaldummy99 the same PFP ;;-;; I see it everywhere

    • @jinsagami
      @jinsagami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      T R A S H P A N D A

    • @_Dontbenosey_
      @_Dontbenosey_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NATE HIGGERS your name looks a bit scrambled huh?🤔

    • @bobbyduggofficial5875
      @bobbyduggofficial5875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trash Bandicoot

  • @tonyvitilio5015
    @tonyvitilio5015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 4:25 he was trying to communicate to you that he wanted you to fill the sink up with water. They like to wet their hands a lot, that's why he was touching the drain and biting the soap bottle, he was trying to say "where is the water going? I need a puddle"

  • @Artbysiv
    @Artbysiv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    The way the ferrets run had me dying laughing

    • @katelivewire
      @katelivewire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's like they're hopping all over cuz they're so excited XD I died from laughing cuz it was way too cute

    • @MsPreciousdobbins
      @MsPreciousdobbins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sivani Mallampalli limousine cats*

    • @matlockcrowl3396
      @matlockcrowl3396 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MsPreciousdobbins lamo

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lil noodle boys

    • @sleebyhed9984
      @sleebyhed9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they're like my cats tho lol

  • @brysonmclellan3841
    @brysonmclellan3841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1714

    "Captive raccoons tend to struggle with obesity" continues to feed him 30 treats

  • @adia9791
    @adia9791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    raccoon:my owner gives me food everytime i sit
    I've trained him well

    • @omargod5977
      @omargod5977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea I was thinking the same thing. You can’t all of a sudden domesticate a wild animal. Raccoons are natural foragers, but if they don’t have to search for food, they will for the most part behave. But like all wild animals they are unpredictable and will attack if they’re in the mood to. Also caging a hyper animal isn’t going to help. Probably give him anxiety since they are used to having a lot more room in the wild. But whatever floats your boat

  • @divinusfilius3771
    @divinusfilius3771 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg this is one of the MOST adorable animals ever LOL! Oh how cute they are, with those bandit eyes lol, they are little bandits! I adore them, even the way they blink! It's amazing how smart they are, learning really quickly eh? LoL love how he lies down, then holds the Cube, passes it to his back legs to hold with them HAHAHAHA! so adorable! Thank you for sharing! 🍻 🍻

  • @BaileeDeBerry
    @BaileeDeBerry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Omg when he held the Rubik’s cube I almost died of cuteness overload and hysterical laughter

  • @itssnotsobad
    @itssnotsobad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    I searched up “cute foxes” and this showed up.. TH-cam, this isn’t a fox, but it’ll do.

    • @vio-lence7267
      @vio-lence7267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Benjeyxoxo 14 haha same

    • @botchedbladejob
      @botchedbladejob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao same

    • @QuigleTheGnome
      @QuigleTheGnome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Benjeyxoxo 14 raccoons are like a fox that’s had a kid with a ferret and it’s fat

    • @abdelhadiaitihsaine6003
      @abdelhadiaitihsaine6003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Look for fennigan the fox

    • @flipsidemob807
      @flipsidemob807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a fox with a mask on

  • @_.-._.-.
    @_.-._.-. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1450

    I love how he turns into a puddle when he lays down

    • @gwenr1649
      @gwenr1649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I do that too

    • @ComicSans-ew2ou
      @ComicSans-ew2ou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes... let’s keep it that way

    • @joshuachristopher8138
      @joshuachristopher8138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ComicSans-ew2ou someone ruined it

    • @ComicSans-ew2ou
      @ComicSans-ew2ou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOOOOOOOOOO

    • @mobch8490
      @mobch8490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ComicSans-ew2ou Perfectly balanced

  • @spiralnapkin
    @spiralnapkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Next year, they'll be on America's got talent
    Racoon: *holds a rubiks cube*
    Judges: 😯 GOLDEN BUZZER

  • @ggEmolicious
    @ggEmolicious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    “I’m just walking Tito...”
    *Tito riding master’s shoulders*
    Not quite sure, but I don’t think that’s how it works.

    • @lVltizzleCVFC
      @lVltizzleCVFC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tuscani J he’s walking his human

  • @Mechaw
    @Mechaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2253

    Alternate timeline where Thor didn't get fat, but Rocket did.

    • @b4ddau576
      @b4ddau576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lmfao 😂

    • @JERKOFFTOPOMNI
      @JERKOFFTOPOMNI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      so Avengers Infinite End where thor revives everyone but thanos and cuts off thanos head?

    • @user-kv1bd7mc5m
      @user-kv1bd7mc5m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JERKOFFTOPOMNI .... .- --..-- -.-- --- ..- / ..-. --- --- .-.. / --- ..- - / .--- ..- ... - / .-- .- ... - . / - .. -- . / .. -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. .. ..-. . / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / -.. ..- -- -... .- ... ...

    • @syres_
      @syres_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      : #7_ i don’t speak sign language

    • @JERKOFFTOPOMNI
      @JERKOFFTOPOMNI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-kv1bd7mc5m what

  • @cheddarman7506
    @cheddarman7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    Alternate title:
    *Rocket quits being a bounty hunter and lives a domestic life*

    • @EverstViro
      @EverstViro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2 more likes plz, we need 69 likes

    • @exploreyourself6062
      @exploreyourself6062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣

    • @suburbanoctopus4517
      @suburbanoctopus4517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cheeseman 717 more like *sly cooper retired*

    • @JERKOFFTOPOMNI
      @JERKOFFTOPOMNI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      more like
      Alternate title:
      *Rigby and mordecai breaks up and disguises himself as a common raccoon**

    • @jaimecastillo5876
      @jaimecastillo5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just a gamer. 😂😂

  • @Sharkfighter13
    @Sharkfighter13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I had a male raccoon and 3 ferrets. They loved each other and would play and play all day! It was crazy!

  • @m0dp1g21
    @m0dp1g21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    I love how your raccoon turns into a beam bag when he lies down

    • @norman6474
      @norman6474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fat boy

    • @nate483
      @nate483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chonk

    • @jeffrey2547
      @jeffrey2547 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bean bag...?

    • @JohnSmith-mw2hh
      @JohnSmith-mw2hh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffrey2547 nah, beam bag. Ya know... What you keep your jim beam in. ;)

    • @jeffrey2547
      @jeffrey2547 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Smith jim bean?

  • @loinen2214
    @loinen2214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    Dog: I can only be mans best friend
    Raccoon: Hold my rubix cube

    • @bellaaly9756
      @bellaaly9756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @zach226
      @zach226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thankyou for that

    • @kodiraab3737
      @kodiraab3737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stolen

    • @miko713
      @miko713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rubik’s cube*

    • @Chiko-sc1gz
      @Chiko-sc1gz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weasel: am i a joke to you?

  • @gs16spider72
    @gs16spider72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    Takes daily “walks” while riding on shoulder. Gets back and eats 20 treats. Raccoon: why am I so fat?!

    • @Silly-estGuy
      @Silly-estGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr

    • @sunnydee04
      @sunnydee04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lol he didn't only ride on their shoulder but I see where you're coming from

    • @txerrible1386
      @txerrible1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’m pretty sure they’re grapes, and he does walk

    • @RoachDogg_JR
      @RoachDogg_JR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He probably expends more calories doing tricks than the treats provide.

    • @edss7778
      @edss7778 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats how our puggle used to do it

  • @Hikmal95
    @Hikmal95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like naughty cats, but raccoon's naughty is in a whole another level. I wont be able to keep up haha

  • @iamrenzi6534
    @iamrenzi6534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    Imagine going on a date with this dude then he takes you home and a raccoon receives you at the door...

    • @nelly7202
      @nelly7202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      I would immediately ask for marriage documents if that was the case

    • @jellythejellyfish7035
      @jellythejellyfish7035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      If I was a girl that would be instant marriage right there

    • @trappedgenius7294
      @trappedgenius7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      bro i'd marry him

    • @frankie_exe
      @frankie_exe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Me :”Can I join you and Tito as a family?” 🥺

    • @kel2729_
      @kel2729_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would be in love! Haha

  • @flexibleskedule
    @flexibleskedule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    You're a weird dude but I'm glad you exist.

    • @flexibleskedule
      @flexibleskedule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @asscheeks mcbuttface Sorry, I should have said "and" instead of "but." I'm weird too. I didn't mean it derogatorily. Weird is good.

    • @Cat_main_apex
      @Cat_main_apex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      asscheeks mcbuttface I’m weird too but even if your’e not you have to acknowledge a man walking with a raccoon on his shoulders is not conventionally normal.

    • @nataliagalindez7756
      @nataliagalindez7756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ghostx girl that is very true👏👏❤️

    • @nataliagalindez7756
      @nataliagalindez7756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ghostx girl facts💗💗

    • @OSSOYT
      @OSSOYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I must say you're an odd fellow but you steam a good raccoon"

  • @aiyana3773
    @aiyana3773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    *raccoon does tricks*
    me outloud: *"what a good boy"*

  • @musicauthority-kt6zy
    @musicauthority-kt6zy ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't seen you and Tito in a while after having a device quit. but now I have found you again. Tito is much bigger than last time I seen him. and the ferrets are pretty cool also.

  • @zetsbuoleaf331
    @zetsbuoleaf331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    He protecc
    He attacc
    but most importantly
    He is a big Racc

  • @pieceofbread5686
    @pieceofbread5686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Once, I saw a woman walking a sheep.
    Seemed super fun.

    • @therealbobmayo5065
      @therealbobmayo5065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Piece of bread
      lol no sheep suck, most retarded animal in existence.

    • @thekristanator5181
      @thekristanator5181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Walking sheep sucks so much.... My schools farm isn’t have any more leads so I had to hold the sheep by her head and let me just say, it was one of the hardest things I’ve done. Sheep are really strong, especially when they’re scared. Definitely not fun

    • @pygmygiant
      @pygmygiant 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw this last night and I honestly thought I was hallucinating at first

    • @lisamclean2352
      @lisamclean2352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@therealbobmayo5065 They may be retarded, but you have to admit...We are too :[

    • @fairyfoxey9438
      @fairyfoxey9438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When we owned 2 goats we would walk them! You could even ride them..or well..us smaller kids could. I was too scared too, now I regret never getting too!

  • @jerryweng99
    @jerryweng99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3968

    For all the idiots who keep telling the owner to let him go back into the wild, that choice will literally get Tito killed lol. He's been domesticated since he was born so he is missing a bunch of survival skills compared to wild raccoons... At least he's being fed properly in this dude's home versus outside at night eating food thats on the verge of spoiling.

    • @sandraellens1826
      @sandraellens1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Tamed not domesticated. Domestication is when you breed for generations to make more docile or to have some trait useful for ppl.

    • @cocoadances1329
      @cocoadances1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Sandra Ellens a domesticated pet or animal literally means a tamed animal ....

    • @TitovIgorBro
      @TitovIgorBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@cocoadances1329 They are probably right. Domesticated IIRC means bred to live with humans for generations. Like, a fox can be kind of tamed but it's still not a pet animal. Some Soviet scientists started an experiment that is still going on to artificially breed domestic foxes and those are different than their "natural" counterparts and are more friendly to humans despite being raised in the same conditions

    • @cocoadances1329
      @cocoadances1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Igor Titov both of them are right. And I wasn’t talking about the rest of the fox shi I literally just came to point out the fact that domesticated is literally a fancier way of saying tamed. Same definition.... good day/night

    • @sandraellens1826
      @sandraellens1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@cocoadances1329 but it's not just a fancier way their different domestication that's years of selective breeding for specific traits and taming well you can raise any wild animal to be tame no selective breeding over generations its whatever though I didnt mean to rile anyone up

  • @leah-michelle5872
    @leah-michelle5872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Cutest video that I've seen today! It's so good that you have more than one ferret because rodents always need at least one friend.

  • @tomyc662
    @tomyc662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1057

    Raccoon: holds rubix cube
    *GOODBOY*

    • @shalijn8802
      @shalijn8802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @unknown hahahahahah AM DED 😂😂😂😂

    • @bakerutsubakerutsulalala6853
      @bakerutsubakerutsulalala6853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He solves it
      Takes over the world

    • @yodakin187
      @yodakin187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pfp gang

    • @maddoxhyndman5535
      @maddoxhyndman5535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is raccoon...

    • @miko713
      @miko713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thomas C : holds *rubix* cube
      Me : *IM DYING, HELP ME.*

  • @PistolB97
    @PistolB97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

    Who else thought that the raccoon was gonna try and solve that rubix cube when he first handed it to him 😂😂

  • @cxntrxband7412
    @cxntrxband7412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    OH MY GOD HE EVEN RUBBED HIS LIL HANDS TOGETHER TO WASH THE THINGS

    • @thedevil3890
      @thedevil3890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They tend to "wash" things including food in the "wild".

    • @esbenthormann1702
      @esbenthormann1702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      In my country the raccoon translates to washing bear!

    • @wolfynadark7453
      @wolfynadark7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@esbenthormann1702 Are you by any chance Hungarian?

    • @esbenthormann1702
      @esbenthormann1702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wolfynadark7453 Danish :^)

    • @henninghornafrantzien6476
      @henninghornafrantzien6476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@esbenthormann1702 it is called tvättbjörn in Swedish and that also translates to washingbear.

  • @RightfootWestHam
    @RightfootWestHam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That just looks like a fat cat... that doesnt hiss at you, doesnt scratch you nor give you the evil stare... its like the perfect lazy and fat pet! LOVE IT! I WANT ONE! ITS SO CUTE!

  • @terrymacd2310
    @terrymacd2310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    The way Tito lays down, a sort of rolling ooze. Brilliant!

    • @JessicaA777
      @JessicaA777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao oh my goodness yes that's the best way to describe it!

  • @taylorwhite6913
    @taylorwhite6913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2333

    Why is he calling him a pet? Tito is obviously his son. 😂

    • @totallynotzokix11_mc21
      @totallynotzokix11_mc21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Sparta Batallion hail satan 😊

    • @imurvenus2605
      @imurvenus2605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Sparta Batallion thanks for getting the joke.

    • @trulygregtrulyguy99
      @trulygregtrulyguy99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@imurvenus2605 lol

    • @Foeski
      @Foeski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sparta Batallion but the after life doesn’t exist. lol imagine being brainwashed into believing in fairytales

    • @5falltv895
      @5falltv895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Foeski yes finally jesus know there's no such thing as god

  • @MadMartin815
    @MadMartin815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "Monitor the situation and make sure no one's having a bad time"
    That's a philosophy on life right there.

  • @douglaspinsak1246
    @douglaspinsak1246 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is it a cat, is it a dog, is it a weasel, is it a bear? The answer is...
    ...it's cute!

  • @KellyLowreyy
    @KellyLowreyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    He’s like a little furry human. I died when you had him lie down and then hold the cube but you were handing him a treat so he switched the cube to his bottom feet and took the treat in his hand 😂

  • @SomeRandomGuy-ch8ly
    @SomeRandomGuy-ch8ly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He ride on human bacc

    • @MrWololo90
      @MrWololo90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God damn gold. You do that as a rap song? IF not.. Then you should. XD team up with this guy and go viral

    • @galagize9233
      @galagize9233 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Golden😂😂😂😂

    • @BloodofEli
      @BloodofEli 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. 2 time lol

    • @ellenanderson9535
      @ellenanderson9535 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabriel Vazquez funny

    • @blackzali8061
      @blackzali8061 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm dead lol

  • @isabelleordonez5047
    @isabelleordonez5047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    5:45 cool he has 2 ferrets
    5:59 wow he has 3
    6:13 OK u have 4 ferrets, time to share buddy for i have none

    • @stevenkelby2169
      @stevenkelby2169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I bet it smells nice in that room...

    • @bellamcfailure9966
      @bellamcfailure9966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      don't drop the croissant *wake up and smell the Ferret shit*

    • @m4ksdz
      @m4ksdz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **USSR anthem starts playing**

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      USSR ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE, CRESCENDOING AS A RED HAZE ENGUlFS THE LAND.

    • @oowahwah
      @oowahwah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isabelle Ordonez Ik 😂
      I have 1

  • @sugakookie2814
    @sugakookie2814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    THE WAY THOSE FERRETS JUMP AND WALK I CANT

    • @DarkHeartxp13
      @DarkHeartxp13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Their like rubber noodles that are covered in fur. If you ever have a bad day look up ferrets in a ball pit it's the best

    • @SoggycereaI
      @SoggycereaI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had four, they’re so goddamn adorable but cages always smelt like shit

    • @sugakookie2814
      @sugakookie2814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SoggycereaI LMAOOO OMG

    • @epicfromepicgames8222
      @epicfromepicgames8222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @epicfromepicgames8222
      @epicfromepicgames8222 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoggycereaI wash them

  • @GeorginaM_Music
    @GeorginaM_Music 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "hold it"
    raccoon: *holds it*
    *GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY*

    • @longvu8430
      @longvu8430 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine he give a gun for a raccoon and said : SHOOT IT.
      😂 😂 😂

  • @sheevthewireless110
    @sheevthewireless110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I like their paws. It's almost like hands. Give them few million years and they might be sipping coffee at the business meeting next to you :D

    • @mohmov8846
      @mohmov8846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marrycat7218 the world will end before then

    • @pain002
      @pain002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mohmov8846 specify "end" unsuitable for humans, perhaps. But life will still exist

    • @jeph176
      @jeph176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next 100 yrs we gonna have rockets walking around

    • @mohmov8846
      @mohmov8846 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pain Nightmare no it won’t everything on this earth will die in a million years have you seen this world? Watch 50 years we are slowly killing our selves and the earth and the godamn government makinng man made diseases

    • @pessimisticpantomath9827
      @pessimisticpantomath9827 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iron Overheat You seem to have made some good points, but global warming is real.

  • @justanaverageguy4739
    @justanaverageguy4739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    plot twist : These two are actually Star lord and rocket in alternative timeline

  • @vaont1756
    @vaont1756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    Racconeggs would be proud

    • @opclark7293
      @opclark7293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I Ampt I I clicked on here thinking of him lmao

    • @toivomerilainen3609
      @toivomerilainen3609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@opclark7293 same

    • @yvonnegonzalez5241
      @yvonnegonzalez5241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The owner is fitz

    • @snufkinsfanboy5649
      @snufkinsfanboy5649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is raccooneggs, it’s his second channel

    • @doverif
      @doverif 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I Ampt I raccooneggs*

  • @raffykun6186
    @raffykun6186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    "He's fat"
    "He's so loyal"
    "Most importantly, he's cute"
    (sorry for bad grammar and thanks for like 1k, much love for me (≧▽≦) )

  • @chaosisthebestsauce
    @chaosisthebestsauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    *me just sitting here and thinking in my mind and eventually saying* HE'S A T H I C C B O I

    • @perc1393
      @perc1393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a_zombie_kyle you fucking copied somebody else

    • @themango9644
      @themango9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@perc1393 oh calm down

  • @divinusfilius3771
    @divinusfilius3771 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They are restlessly, ENDLESSLY curious lol! What a fascinating animal.

  • @itzPinkrose23
    @itzPinkrose23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    It's so nice to see people giving love to their exotic pets.
    Tito washes his hands better than most humans😂😂

    • @lemurlover7975
      @lemurlover7975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tito needs to give a lesson to humans to help them stay clean for Covid19...lol IDK about social distancing though :) He likes to climb on shoulders and be close :)

  • @caregz0922
    @caregz0922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    You have an amazing patience. Having even just 1 of those animals is maybe like having 3 kids with ADHD lol. Salute to you man

    • @freshlove7926
      @freshlove7926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tupe Aregz - do u think Tito’s daddy is sexy?

    • @caregz0922
      @caregz0922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@freshlove7926 not as sexy as you man I guess 💙

    • @freshlove7926
      @freshlove7926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tupe Aregz - thank you baby :)

    • @themango9644
      @themango9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@freshlove7926 ew

    • @anarchypizza9035
      @anarchypizza9035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fresh Love awww y’all should get married and adopt me😊

  • @Kashmiir
    @Kashmiir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    This man is really teaching a raccoon tricks😭

  • @SaltNBattery
    @SaltNBattery ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m a vet tech at an exotic animal hospital, I’ve seen quite a few “pet” raccoons, every single one of them was thiccc AF. I’m glad you’re taking care of your little buddy better.

  • @josiahgardner2975
    @josiahgardner2975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    I should be sleeping right now, yet here I am, watching a video about a pet raccoon.🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @lisamarie5680
      @lisamarie5680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Josiah Gardner you made the right choice

    • @user-nh5tu1mp1l
      @user-nh5tu1mp1l 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @libraofmojave2772
      @libraofmojave2772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never had my life been described so accurately

    • @nai4936
      @nai4936 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me rn

    • @thepooderdiaries
      @thepooderdiaries 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s 2am and I was thinking the same thing when I saw this comment lol

  • @nerd9552
    @nerd9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3 - Rocket is civilised and doesn't make nuclear bombs.

    • @williemcnellis1338
      @williemcnellis1338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And struggles with obesity while in captivity

    • @manishsahoo6903
      @manishsahoo6903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Basically Thor in Avengers: End game.

  • @lauramendez5396
    @lauramendez5396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Today's my lucky day, I just came back from a hedgehog getting a bath, and now I have a freaking raccoon video. :0000

    • @sarahs.96
      @sarahs.96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too hahaha

    • @skrinkiebimble9119
      @skrinkiebimble9119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Felicity__ Ok this insane are we all the same person?!

    • @luciacogodi8027
      @luciacogodi8027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      OMG, first taking a bath, then that it isnt going well with him, and now that hes dying. And now im here

    • @lauramendez5396
      @lauramendez5396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :( poor hedgehog :( *cries in Spanish*

    • @nicholasmelero5048
      @nicholasmelero5048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me tooo

  • @Karmah01
    @Karmah01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aw! He's so cute!!!! Is he potty trained? Raccoons are so mischievous! They're just into everything! If you have a pet raccoon then you need to be high energy, too. OMG! You have high energy ferrets, too??
    1 ferret - 😳
    2 ferrets - 😦
    3 ferrets - 😯
    4 ferrets! - 😱
    I don't have that kind of energy anymore. I'll just watch cute videos!

  • @link_the_first_flame
    @link_the_first_flame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Did you catch yours using Raccoon Egg’s tutorial?

    • @ozzyisdrunk
      @ozzyisdrunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Maybe​ who​ know
      Ps.i try that​ and​ i​ left the​ forest with​ half​ of body.

    • @technopanda1018
      @technopanda1018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hewie 03 *T H I S I S R A C C S L O S T B R O T H E R*

    • @yerr111
      @yerr111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hewie 03 probably it pretty effective

    • @ozoolydie2071
      @ozoolydie2071 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hewie 03 he doesn't feed his racc the correct way

    • @ShankTheSoda
      @ShankTheSoda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s not feeding tito his daily dose of doritos and destroying people in 1v1s

  • @krayuneter
    @krayuneter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Raccoon straight flexing
    He lay and held the cube with his feet

  • @ClarkReviews
    @ClarkReviews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    my boy tito built like a water-filled purse.

  • @bern7584
    @bern7584 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Here in Europe we don`t have this wonderful animals. They are so sweet!

  • @mihaelurasek6262
    @mihaelurasek6262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    I lost it when Tito maniacally starts to wash things..

    • @Bloodray19
      @Bloodray19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      in hungarian they are called Mosómedve which translates to "Washing bear".

    • @Jgekoko
      @Jgekoko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Bloodray19 it's the same in Swedish "Tvättbjörn"

    • @kiwi5662
      @kiwi5662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why Not Same in german haha ‘‘Waschbär“

    • @MarkLada
      @MarkLada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      In English Raccoon translates to Raccoon..

    • @MJ-ct3gv
      @MJ-ct3gv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too, and your comment describing it as maniacal fit perfectly and made me laugh even more. Thanks for that!😂👍💗