*Kenobi voice * NO ANAKIN!! You were the chosen one, you were supposed to destroy the CRINGE!! Not post it. 😔 IT’S OVER ANAKIN! That bullshit Morbius meme has been dead for MONTHS!!!! The cringe has blinded you.
"My enemies are many, My equals are many. My enemies are my equals, my many are none. In the shade of olive trees, they said: "Nahhpoohleehon". In the land of pharaos and kings, they said: "Naahhhpoohhleehooohn". They fear thunder and death. A dealer in Snow. They fear many enemies, like olive trees and kings. I say, I'm conqured, I'm humbled, I'm tamed, I'm a dealer in Napoleon." - short coriscan man, c.a. 1815.
The fact the Lunchables bit is rooted in actual fact is so funny...for context, Napoleon said "an army marches on it's stomach" and pioneered a lot of modern logistics. Also the Jaiden Animations bit was so unexpected it had me rolling on the ground.
I am pissed that modern Historians never brought up that Marshal Dino Stan was the one who orchestrated the Liberation of Italy to retake his Gabagools
"We're not stealing any Jaiden animations artwork" Dinostan did infact loot the entire Jaiden animations artwork collection in the Infamous sack of Venice in November of 1796
A little exploit with cannons : you set them to attack ground while shooting round shot , then switch to canister shot . They will be shooting canister shot at the range of round shot
@@pp-wo1sd Canister doesn't kill outside of its range. Also, round shot is very effective. The problem is that formations are very thin and you are shoting at them from the front. If you were to shoot a formation 10 men deep a round shot will kill 10 men.
I remember forgetting I had Darth mod installed and being pleasantly surprised when the AI absolutely beat the shit out of me cause I bee lined to get it over with.
Oh, just in time. I just finished Napoleon TW's demo again since for some reason it runs far smoother than Medieval 2 and I'm considering whether it's for me or not. Even after finishing that one historical battle on Hard, I'm still not sure. Fun video
My favorite part of history is when Napoleon says his infamous catchphrase "It's Total War'in Time!", And Conquered all of Europe. Truly the French Person of all time
Finally, a TW game in which I have the most hours! ♥But in return game just gave me a middle finger cause the one mod everyone is playing on right now just doesnt work for me, prolly just because i have Win7 :/
Dino do you by chance have a 12th gen intel cpu? Last time I tried the game refused to work on any 12 gen or newer cpu. Wonder if they patched it finally
I love when Napoleon said "Artillerying time" and proceeded to Artillery all over Europe. Truly a history moment of all time.
*Kenobi voice *
NO ANAKIN!! You were the chosen one, you were supposed to destroy the CRINGE!! Not post it. 😔
IT’S OVER ANAKIN! That bullshit Morbius meme has been dead for MONTHS!!!! The cringe has blinded you.
Morb heads still kickin it
@@Dino_Stan indeed and it is tragic, thir cause is nothing but vain futility
"My thugs are many, my bitches are none." -Napoleon, 1802
A wise general
“Look out goofballs, holy shit bro it’s like I’m bowling” Exact words of the midget Frenchman at the Battle of Lodi (visualised)
Historical fact
"My enemies are many, My equals are many. My enemies are my equals, my many are none. In the shade of olive trees, they said: "Nahhpoohleehon". In the land of pharaos and kings, they said: "Naahhhpoohhleehooohn". They fear thunder and death. A dealer in Snow. They fear many enemies, like olive trees and kings. I say, I'm conqured, I'm humbled, I'm tamed, I'm a dealer in Napoleon."
- short coriscan man, c.a. 1815.
Napoleon has lost it
Napoleon forgot to take his pills
I had a stroke reading that but I still understand... why
The fact the Lunchables bit is rooted in actual fact is so funny...for context, Napoleon said "an army marches on it's stomach" and pioneered a lot of modern logistics. Also the Jaiden Animations bit was so unexpected it had me rolling on the ground.
We teach history in an abstract way here
It's funny to imagine Napoleon talking to his generals about Plants vs Zombie and them being like: "wtf is he talking about?"
They'll get it in the future
I love the moment when Napoleon said “it’s Napolin’ time” and Napoleoned all the way out from Europe, truly one of the person ever
Truly
I am pissed that modern Historians never brought up that Marshal Dino Stan was the one who orchestrated the Liberation of Italy to retake his Gabagools
Real heroes never see the limelight
"We're not stealing any Jaiden animations artwork" Dinostan did infact loot the entire Jaiden animations artwork collection in the Infamous sack of Venice in November of 1796
It was to preserve its beauty
i love how historically it was super hard to invade britain and then he just sailed a whole army of thousands over on some shitty ass boat 7:28
The British navy didn't stand a chance
Ngl that Napoleon jumpscare at the start made my timbers shiver
2scary4me
Napoleon trolling all of Europe again
Holy shit Napoleon with that male pattern baldness at age 20.
Norwood commander
A little exploit with cannons : you set them to attack ground while shooting round shot , then switch to canister shot . They will be shooting canister shot at the range of round shot
but wouldnt that be not effective ?
Does it hit anything?
@@emrecanarduc4378
It's still more effective than round shot . Round shot is really bad in napoleon against everything but cavalry
@@Dino_Stan
Gets more kills than shooting round shot at them , though it's nowhere near as accurate
@@pp-wo1sd Canister doesn't kill outside of its range.
Also, round shot is very effective. The problem is that formations are very thin and you are shoting at them from the front. If you were to shoot a formation 10 men deep a round shot will kill 10 men.
Napoleon Total War has the most badass cinematic intro for a Total War game no this doesn't mean I'm gay for Napoleon what are ya'll on about
If liking napoleon means I'm gay..
Ah yes Waterloo, where Old Nosey got slam-dunked by a canon ball and napoleon ran head first into a wooden pike
Who said war can't be silly
napoleon would’ve made drill if he was alive today
That's why he invaded England
Napoleon was truly a plants versus zombies and balloons tower defense gamer
It's a historical fact
Woke up this morning, broke the siege of Toulon, woke up this morning, cheated on my wife
I cheated on my sister step sister wife husband and girlfriend today to
Little known fact, Napoleon was a Corsican vampire and that stake was the only way to take him down.
Thats true actually
This is truly the moment when Dino Stan became napoleon total war
"I'll send a check to your families" Napoleon did in fact not send any checks that day
He was evil maxing
you have achieved it you really are napoleon: total war (2010) (not trademarked)
I love the part when the british said "it's moneying time" and proceed to throw coins at every country in europe except for france
Bingo *coin hitting sound*
Napoleon pranked all of europe, but still couldn't pull . F
Sadness
If only Napoleon hadn’t famously lost his Rizz in the Moscow fires, Europe would have been his😔
A tragedy
Napoleon when the sauced up saxons walk in: 😨😨😨
I could've stopped him (I'm sauced up)
Shoutout to Napoleon's mom and Kraft Heinz, for single-handedly allowing the French Empire to change the course of human history. ✊
Truly inspirational
Imagine if Dino Stan had lunchables. He would be up for a Rupert's Land world conquest in CK III.
I will pack many for my expedition
Napoleon caught lacking in Venice
Basically short corsican man goes on rampage in Europe because his rich wife can't give him son and becomes gigachad and dies on nice island
How we all wanna live
Napoleon Total War is for sure one of the total wats of all time
It took me a very long time to realize that ship they burned in the beginning is the HMS Victory I never paid attention to it LMAO
I never noticed that
Remeber he was average hieght for the time
He was our guy
napoleon doing the thug shaker
When the intro is on, I knew Dino Stan was gonna dub this shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Had to do it
Trafalgar? Never heard of her
merry christmas mr dino thank you for the year of laughs
Merry Christmas to you too, make sure to have fun tomorrow
I need your teachings, master Dino....
You wouldn't learn them from the jedi
''I have a dream." ~Napoleon Bonerparty~
He had such a way with words
Napoleon going to Egypt was unironically for larp lmao
He was a gamer for that
He fought for gabagool.
The truth
I remember forgetting I had Darth mod installed and being pleasantly surprised when the AI absolutely beat the shit out of me cause I bee lined to get it over with.
I gotta get back into darthmod
2:12 Satisfying charge
They'll probably stand up again after that though
It was a friendly shove
That spike again Napoleon couldnt resist
Many great generals have fallen for it
@@Dino_Stan merry christmas dino stay stan
Merry Christmas 🎅
Short man conquers the old world, more news at 12
Dino Stan's Bizarre Adventure: Napolion
Lore of The Napoleon Total War Experience momentum 100
Napoleon be after that thûg shakeur
The boat sinking animation is so goofy
Fr
First thing I see when I wake up, legend
Good late morning
Napoleon gang gang arrived
1 of the greatest gangs of all time
Oh, just in time. I just finished Napoleon TW's demo again since for some reason it runs far smoother than Medieval 2 and I'm considering whether it's for me or not. Even after finishing that one historical battle on Hard, I'm still not sure.
Fun video
It's one of the more restrictive total war games, you kinda have to do what the game tells you or you lose.
@@Dino_Stan try the mod NTW3
I still cannot believe obamna would do this🤯
He was doing a little trolling
I live for these total war videos 😭😍🥹
Bless up
Oh oh he's gone French
A goddamn lawn jockey?
im literally a dino stan stan
No way
We do le little trolling
Big Napoleon Vegemite
Ten Fucking seconds into the video and I spat out my drink. If you ever get merch you have to put “my bitches are none” on a shirt or something
Lmfao that would be a shirt I'd even wear
Another Dino Stan classic
I too am an expert of the sunflower plant
You're a general
there really needs to be total war speed runs
There are a few crazy ones in the older titles
On that Hannibal Barca note, when are we getting that hannibal at the gates vid🤓
I did an old video on it, but will probably do a video on Carthage in grand campaign soon
@@Dino_Stan oh? I'll have to check that vid then!
Ok, now this is epic.
Smh you forgot Napoleans battles and the Peninsular campaign
Had to save content for if I come back 😎
Holy shit napoleon that was my house I’m sorry please put the grapeshot down
Grape plant 🪴
12:40 of course ur a military genius, u captured Moscow before winter, a grad historic feat that will never be done again
Classic gamer move
If you think dinostan was crazy rambling
It was under napoleons france we had thr first large scale preserved food
Who says you can't learn anything in total war
Certified Fredo moment
Fredo..Corleone
10:39 18 PRUSSIAN JAEGERS
*guitar riff*
Mate, what happened to your indie horror game skits at the end? I'm here for the impressions AND the eldritch horror!
I ran out of games mainly, waiting for more to release
the Ram Ranch reference at 10:43
A classic song
Did you know gaming: Napoleon actually wasn't short! He was average height for the time.
He's an average guy
Liked from the intro
🤘🤘
Ooh. Napoleon
My favorite part of history is when Napoleon says his infamous catchphrase "It's Total War'in Time!", And Conquered all of Europe. Truly the French Person of all time
Hes an inspiration for that
Never been this early to anything. My bitches must be none
You must collect them
Why isn't all so gray and desaturated, looks like gears of war
Empire was so colorful 🤔
It was a trend at the time I think
@@Dino_Stan yeah it was a trend even 5 years before Napoleon, but still Empire, and shogun don't have it, that's why it's a bit strange
10:37 - nice reference
🤠
Are you gonna do a total war rome 2 DEI experience?
I will probably have to check it out
2:08 you sound like Dr. Evil
He's me
peanut butter
Finally, a TW game in which I have the most hours! ♥But in return game just gave me a middle finger cause the one mod everyone is playing on right now just doesnt work for me, prolly just because i have Win7 :/
What mod?
The game it's self apparently dosen't work on windows 11
W dinostan (le emperor)
sadly my napoleon i had on steam stopped launching :(
Unfortunately it dosen't run on modern operating systems
This is epic
No u
Ayyy it’s me dinostan
Love this game
A classic
anyone else cannot play this on steam?
I've been hear that a lot, I think ca forgot to patch this game
I just have to ask why there is Tony Soprano in the end?)
Tony is an Italian hero
@@Dino_Stanin this house Tony Soprano is a hero end of story
Get da Gabaggol
Just bought the game yesterday
Nice
Dino do you by chance have a 12th gen intel cpu? Last time I tried the game refused to work on any 12 gen or newer cpu. Wonder if they patched it finally
I also heard windows 11 in general can not run it
cool
Why was your Vacation no good, Dino man?
Got stuck in traffic with no internet
10:08
*Vine Boom*
damn
Windows 11 stay losing
Most PUNISHED gamers now