Top Gear Builds A Bridge | Top Gear Burma Special - Part 1

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  • @owne6609
    @owne6609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3247

    *after top gear was cancelled, the boys decided to become civil engineers*

    • @ncommon3378
      @ncommon3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Owne that didn’t last long

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Jeremy has 2 doctorates in engineering

    • @CrimeVaultUK
      @CrimeVaultUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Grand tour

    • @CrimeVaultUK
      @CrimeVaultUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mays a pilot probably has a degree in mathematics and aeronautics

    • @raghavgupta2399
      @raghavgupta2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually I think all of them have knowledge in engineering

  • @Ecliipsed
    @Ecliipsed 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2238

    Clarkson: Oh oh hol... IM DROWNING IN SHIT
    One of the greatest quotes said on Top Gear

    • @wihanvandermerwe
      @wihanvandermerwe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      how funny is it though hahahhahahahahha

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus H Fuck

    • @musa_adeel
      @musa_adeel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Washum Baig in the whole world

    • @SabertoothedFrostbite
      @SabertoothedFrostbite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A suitable end for Clarkson lol 😂

    • @nicolasnorton3853
      @nicolasnorton3853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The funniest is “many poos shot out my ainai”

  • @StormsandSaugeye
    @StormsandSaugeye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9222

    "That's punishable by death is it?"
    I think James was actually, unabashedly, angry in this scene.

    • @bayunugroho9553
      @bayunugroho9553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +668

      james could actually die if he hadn't move away

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@bayunugroho9553 Not really the point there scooter

    • @ililililili9726
      @ililililili9726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It was scripted.

    • @faintz10
      @faintz10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      @@ililililili9726 well it's not. top gear makes a point of being unscripted, apart from the news.

    • @ililililili9726
      @ililililili9726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@faintz10 lol what?

  • @Claeys67
    @Claeys67 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4470

    Watching this, after watching the desert episode in which he's badly hit his head, I'm glad that May is still alive.

    • @danielmartin4516
      @danielmartin4516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Same here I like James may

    • @WASIURPA
      @WASIURPA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Also james's snoring sounds like donald duck's

    • @madyottoyotto3055
      @madyottoyotto3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thing is if may was dead who would stop Clarkson having the same ending haha 😃

    • @apa307
      @apa307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well by the gigantic Blood spatter and the fact that his skull didnt crack and almost no trauma i conclude that it was set up and proof is that a lot of things where set up

    • @madyottoyotto3055
      @madyottoyotto3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@apa307 Sounds to me like you never really hurt yourself
      I've had many injury's.
      I have learnt on thing soft blows cut more harder ones your skull bends and flexs as it's ment to and for whatever the reason tends to bleed less
      In reality for it to be a setup the crew wouldn't allow it it could go horribly wrong

  • @hectoriiibongconuqui7106
    @hectoriiibongconuqui7106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4135

    How can one man shouting one word contain such rage and disappointment?
    "CLARKSON!"

    • @C4Cole05
      @C4Cole05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The only name they dont shout with rage and power is MAY

    • @zbrookt
      @zbrookt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ALVIN!

    • @EverestBlizzard
      @EverestBlizzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@C4Cole05 When May took a bit off of Clarkson's door, he shouted May with a fair bit of venom lol

    • @TheBrickGuy7939
      @TheBrickGuy7939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If it is one of the TG Boys.

    • @alecwhatshisname5170
      @alecwhatshisname5170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bobbypaul8767 liar

  • @DanM012324
    @DanM012324 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5784

    Oh how I'll miss James shouting 'CLARKSON!!!'

    • @45100
      @45100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Daniel May I love that too.CLAAARKSOOON!!!

    • @SuperGamewarrior101
      @SuperGamewarrior101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Jason P. (JP) Try not to drink more than a pint.

    • @TotallyNotASpy1
      @TotallyNotASpy1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What episode is that?

    • @brandonsbluegaming1570
      @brandonsbluegaming1570 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CLARKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @45100
      @45100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So technically it is fair to say that he was literally swiming neck deep in shit. In the end all of them did! :D

  • @Phago
    @Phago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    James and Jeremy are just Dads fighting until it comes to making fun of their son Hammond.

    • @Phago
      @Phago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nateblings8095 exactly

    • @basicallystupid7080
      @basicallystupid7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Phago dont search up top gear porn, just dont

    • @pantyosashu8137
      @pantyosashu8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@basicallystupid7080 Wait that exists?
      Oh who am I kidding of course it does.

    • @Cheerful_Ox
      @Cheerful_Ox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didn't know they were gay

    • @benhopson8
      @benhopson8 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      May is 7 years older than Hammond, you do the maths

  • @amiralozse1781
    @amiralozse1781 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7643

    the Burmese people building the bridge probably thought to them self 'how on earth did the UK with such people rise and manage a world empire??'

    • @mwu365
      @mwu365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +602

      i don't know, but this is how the empire fell

    • @worawatli8952
      @worawatli8952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Actually Thai people, they are building it in Thailand side. And all trucks and equipment are from Thailand.

    • @Vill-ew3wd
      @Vill-ew3wd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Imagine if they where in the British army during the Victorian age

    • @airwipe1639
      @airwipe1639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Amira Lozse and why British people with cameras are over here

    • @Generalscorpio
      @Generalscorpio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Honestly the British were actually better at going into places and convincing someone already there to run it for them, took 200 years for most of them to catch on which isn't bad.

  • @patrickbeglane2899
    @patrickbeglane2899 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3553

    Real talk, this was pretty impressive to build.

    • @UnstoppableEmpire
      @UnstoppableEmpire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Man i actually thought it was built by them but James may says it is fake and they never built the bridge and it was stable. Most of the stuff Hammond knocked down when he was passing with his truck didnt support anything

    • @jake7658
      @jake7658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      LOOK HERE, LOOK LISTEN

    • @UnstoppableEmpire
      @UnstoppableEmpire 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Black Man-Zulu wt

    • @cliosandles235
      @cliosandles235 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UnstoppableEmpire your a complete idiot..

    • @chair5728
      @chair5728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clio Sandles how is he an idiot?

  • @Daniel218lb
    @Daniel218lb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    5:31 Clarkson's laugh!
    LOL
    One of the best moments in the franchise.

  • @eeedward1996
    @eeedward1996 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    And now new TopGear you get a guy just drving a car and he can't speak

    • @danielmartin4516
      @danielmartin4516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      The stig

    • @MonTueWedThu
      @MonTueWedThu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Well James, Hammond and Jeremy have the show back, it's on Amazon tho

    • @eeedward1996
      @eeedward1996 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Evan Gardner and you need Amazon prime

    • @Nasher667
      @Nasher667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And need to not be in canada :(

    • @theyhave268
      @theyhave268 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dont forget the Ben Collins

  • @Lookawabbit
    @Lookawabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    These 3 make one of the greatest comedy skit shows of all time, and it honestly seems like they always say "Ah hell with the risks, lets just see what happens" and that always makes it 100x better. Cheers and much love world wide.

  • @Jetliner
    @Jetliner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    5:05 is Golden

    • @Jetliner
      @Jetliner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh my god I posted a comment with the exact time stamp over a year ago

    • @Meg-pm3uz
      @Meg-pm3uz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jetliner Such a classic line 😂😂😂

    • @trumpsb757sucks5
      @trumpsb757sucks5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That KLM 747

    • @JAMES-qp8tz
      @JAMES-qp8tz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jetliner No, he saids Capt. Slow Yells "CLARKSON!" Quotes.
      😂😂😂

  • @dannyreeve22
    @dannyreeve22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    CLARKSON IS A LEGEND AND SHOULD BE KNIGHTED SIR LOL

  • @jamescollins6085
    @jamescollins6085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    Many expensive lavalier microphones were lost that day.

    • @eduardov7687
      @eduardov7687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was just wondering that

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think they used boom mics for shoots like that. Couldn't risk 100 quid a pop

    • @bik3r230
      @bik3r230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@MM-vs2et they are building a bridge in Africa with a film crew of 30 yes they can afford 100quid

    • @Thicc_Cheese_Dip
      @Thicc_Cheese_Dip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@bik3r230 *Burma, not Africa.

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bik3r230 Asia

  • @grey71644
    @grey71644 10 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Officers won't work!!!!

    • @gameking4984
      @gameking4984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yuzuru
      Guys?
      May?
      I need a poo
      Guys I’ve had a thought
      Officers will work

    • @MrLecourbe
      @MrLecourbe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bridge over the Kwai River :)

    • @kursk_kuku141
      @kursk_kuku141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      James: =___=******
      Few minutes later...

    • @ThompsonMaple
      @ThompsonMaple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kursk_kuku141 Yeah James' face basically said "is that a fact you insufferable oaf?"

  • @owainnewton326
    @owainnewton326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "YOU'VE FALLEN OUT OF YOUR TENT!"

  • @levi0678
    @levi0678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    5:18 Me when my partners don’t do anything useful in a group project

    • @levi0678
      @levi0678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Btw Clarkson’s laugh is so contagious😹

  • @Simon-mt5jf
    @Simon-mt5jf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I can literally see it in my head, like in the Daily Telegraph: “ Top-Gear Host Jeremy Clarkson accidentally killed Co-Host James May“
    That would’ve been even worse news then the REAL Topgear being canceled...

  • @matinz5894
    @matinz5894 9 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "IM DROWNING IN SHIT" LOL

    • @harrymurray2515
      @harrymurray2515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      4:51 Funniest Bit EVER!!

    • @sistercox
      @sistercox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wathed at same time😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @ts-lsthomasishere2345
      @ts-lsthomasishere2345 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stan TDM why that

  • @chebaca8
    @chebaca8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love how they say "We built this and we built that",but in reality, there's no freaking way they did all that or at least without the help of a large crew XD

  • @daunteuflay4859
    @daunteuflay4859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:40 its funny that James can still be slightly heard yelling

  • @atch300
    @atch300 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    James yelling “man overboard” while all three of them are in the water is gold

  • @cardboardtruck1009
    @cardboardtruck1009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:02 when your sent to your room by your parents

  • @sosa2153
    @sosa2153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    6:53
    Clarkson: "IM DROWNING IN SHITE!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hazzif2403
    @hazzif2403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Anyone else amazed at the skill set these three have? I mean Hammond knows how to operate a digger for God's sake.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't know if it's a joke or not but I remember Jeremy once said that Hammond grew up in farm and was familiar with farming vehicles. It was in the sports lorry episode iirc

    • @Nick-fw5uj
      @Nick-fw5uj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@WingMaster562 And he said that only a few seconds before Richard's trailer fell of the truck😂

    • @Cynsham
      @Cynsham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't want to say that Hammond or May are any sort of actual mechanics, but Hammond is pretty decent wrenching on car stuff and May seems decently capable as well. It's just Clarkson that seems to be a half wit when it comes to doing really any sort of physical labor lol.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hammond can drive damn near anything. Whether or not he can drive them well or safely is a different question entirely.

    • @dylanshadowstar9779
      @dylanshadowstar9779 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hammond does own a helicopter licence

  • @hayden3805
    @hayden3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    That moment when you realise they spelt “Special” wrong

  • @adamwiszniowski9869
    @adamwiszniowski9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Jeremy shaving while everyone are hours in work is the most British thing he could ever done

    • @TubboDaKittyCat
      @TubboDaKittyCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The British, making everyone else do their work since forever. Haha

    • @jennyrust7
      @jennyrust7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clark son has a sense of entitlement. He always wants to be in charge. May is my man he’s smart and funny

    • @BisselleWixxelle
      @BisselleWixxelle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

  • @zoics06
    @zoics06 10 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Clarksoooon!! Ahaha that always craks me up

  • @anthonygreen251
    @anthonygreen251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:17 “we were still behind James’s SHEDUAL”
    😂😂

    • @rhiannapalmer4681
      @rhiannapalmer4681 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Green that’s just how a lot of people in the UK or just England idrk say it lol

  • @Thompson011
    @Thompson011 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Theres very few tv shows that can genuinely get me to laugh, but the top gear specials have me in hysterics.

  • @diekje8728
    @diekje8728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    0:45 the face of being absolutely done with him

  • @daltonbednar8150
    @daltonbednar8150 10 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    That job looked dreadful. I'm mad that Jeremy Clarkson did that. I'm sure he apologized greatly, but that was ten meters from being a Top Gear tragedy. I love Top Gear. It is so funny.

    • @luftkadettarchives6387
      @luftkadettarchives6387 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dalton Bednar did what?

    • @bik3r230
      @bik3r230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@luftkadettarchives6387 flip the crane

    • @smallbrandproductions6906
      @smallbrandproductions6906 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dalton Bednar This is not top gear...

    • @mp9264
      @mp9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SmallBrandProductions yes it is what do you mean

    • @samuelabbottchannel
      @samuelabbottchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That crane was coming down slowly enough to easily avoid.

  • @fossticles1618
    @fossticles1618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The friendship between these three is impeccable

  • @officialrealistyoutube
    @officialrealistyoutube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just can’t believe we were blessed with this show, 22 series of perfection not a single bad episode

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Me: "... Aren't you supposed to stabilize cranes that length, with the side support thingies?"
    Crane: **falls over**
    Me: "... ... ... So is that a yes than?"

  • @OccasusRaven
    @OccasusRaven 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    5:25 May can blame himself by sitting so close to his tents edge, if he would have just stay inside there everything would have been fine

  • @kimmyjohnny31
    @kimmyjohnny31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    4:51 At first I thought some wild animal was hissing at them

  • @ajtheracer95
    @ajtheracer95 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:01 CLARKSON!!! XD

  • @l0kaltpsykf4ll34
    @l0kaltpsykf4ll34 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:00 i love this reference to 'Bridge on the river kwai' 🤣

  • @Bluefire397
    @Bluefire397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love the utter chaos old Top Gear envoked

  • @alfa_guy09
    @alfa_guy09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:44 “the bottom of this river is made out of turds” I laughed for 15 minutes omg

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:05 James nearly dies
    Well, that’s why hardhats come in handy!

  • @acedotcom
    @acedotcom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    i hope there isnt a slope on the bridge.

  • @kavara7368
    @kavara7368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how the film crew just continue to film 3 presenters slowly drifting away in the current whilst on pallets of bamboo

  • @artygunnar
    @artygunnar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i love the scenes they pay homage to in the original bridge over river kwai!

  • @floating_in_glass
    @floating_in_glass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how the closed captions mistake "Clarkson!" for "Go on, son!." I imagine that's what Clarkson hears any time his name is belted with rage.

  • @sidewinder299
    @sidewinder299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Clever editing, if you look closely, when it falls over no one is near, then there's an instant cut back to James and the cameraman reacting to it falling.

    • @Ryuko-T72
      @Ryuko-T72 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good that they weren't in real danger. Im a bit to slow to catch all this

  • @IllusivePrime
    @IllusivePrime 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Clarkson, Hammond and May, Top Gear version of the Chuckle Brothers. Lol

  • @ayanxx6314
    @ayanxx6314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Pause at 2:31 looks like hammond is about to 😭

  • @katiemay8x
    @katiemay8x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:50 😂😂😂 his snore

  • @MichaelD8393
    @MichaelD8393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:36 What *NEEDS* to be done to Chris Evans 😂

  • @ARDEN440i
    @ARDEN440i 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Clarkson and May's arguments and banter always makes me laugh ☺😅

  • @WackoX1337
    @WackoX1337 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    3:46
    OI!

  • @captaingamers3463
    @captaingamers3463 10 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I'm drowning in s**t lol

    • @potato1341
      @potato1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captain Gamers sounds like him getting fired by the BBC too.

  • @paulludwig5193
    @paulludwig5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This Video gives me the Vibes of the good old Time . :-)
    I`am from Germany

  • @MatrixDiscovery
    @MatrixDiscovery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I laughed hard when James fell into the river, then laughed harder when the bridge fell into the river and James with it.

  • @SuperChickenBurgers
    @SuperChickenBurgers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:30 hammond is so sarcastic and snide hahahaha "James you've fallen out your tent!" as he's hanging on for dear life

  • @STAG162
    @STAG162 10 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Wait till they find out what river they're REALLY building a bridge over. =)

    • @tiberiusjustinianroberts2863
      @tiberiusjustinianroberts2863 10 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      The river Kok

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, there goes the surprise.. >__

    • @tiberiusjustinianroberts2863
      @tiberiusjustinianroberts2863 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      STAG162 Sorry =(. You watched the Top Gear Patagonia Special yet?

    • @STAG162
      @STAG162 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timothy Tsaur
      As I'm not in the UK, no. Shall watch it soon though.

    • @tiberiusjustinianroberts2863
      @tiberiusjustinianroberts2863 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      STAG162 Watch it , its amazing but the ending ummmm i dont really like it that much

  • @alexG106
    @alexG106 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I have explained this to you till I'm blue in the face. 'officers won't work.'"
    *I lost it*

  • @__sertac7535
    @__sertac7535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    6:35 why is hammond looking at his watch?

    • @ehfos
      @ehfos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      __sertac probably to see if it still works in the water lol

    • @MASTERJJ1995
      @MASTERJJ1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To see how long it takes before he drinks a pint of the water made of turds.

  • @owenmarshall2599
    @owenmarshall2599 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have my crane operator certification test tomorrow and I decided this is the only resource I needed

  • @netweed09
    @netweed09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:46 how is he suddenly like, a mile away when he looked 2 feet out seconds earlier??

    • @LUNE.44
      @LUNE.44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because this footage is edited 🤦‍♀️

    • @elisnyder863
      @elisnyder863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's been carried by the current, he said it himself!

  • @slimpepe1
    @slimpepe1 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    People will really believe they built a bridge to hold up trucks with bamboo and some small pieces of wire.. lol

  • @dansmudge135
    @dansmudge135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Jeremy: ‘Oh well done Hammond’
    James: ‘Hang On’
    Jeremy: ‘That’s the Ticket’
    James: ‘HAMMOND’
    Hammond: ‘Come on James out ya come’

  • @oliverhooper435
    @oliverhooper435 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    James saying "my crane's too small so that's punishable by death is it?" is one of the best quotes from this series in my opinion 😅

  • @silversky5554
    @silversky5554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These guys is a living legend.

  • @Eviction76
    @Eviction76 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “We were even funnier getting him back in” 😂😂

  • @MichaelD8393
    @MichaelD8393 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    At 5:36 James officially had permission to say "Oh Cock".

  • @ryans.7485
    @ryans.7485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:30 London Bridge is falling down falling down falling down

  • @levifox6756
    @levifox6756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:00 you can see the bridge tilting, how did they not see this?!?

  • @GabrielTobing
    @GabrielTobing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:50 You can see the smile on this guy's face.

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hahahaha! 4:03 (irritatedly) “Hammond!”

  • @kevsshitposts6599
    @kevsshitposts6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I liked that the automatic youtube subtitles made "go on son" out of mays "CLAAAARKSOOOON!"

  • @Thigrandil
    @Thigrandil 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    James you're falling out your tent LMAO

  • @Setiv1101
    @Setiv1101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Girls sleepovers at 3am:
    *just sleeping*
    Boys sleepovers at 3am:
    5:08

  • @roxman199
    @roxman199 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The River Kwai is actually 750 km south of their bridge.

  • @demoncore4467
    @demoncore4467 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *IM DROWNING IN SHIIIIT*

  • @veldkampmotorsports2k205
    @veldkampmotorsports2k205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how they script the show. It’s hilarious.

  • @Navin1135
    @Navin1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:07 clarkson...funny...you are a funny man..
    He is killing me 😂😂😂

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:10 “Ohhh... yehhh...”

  • @lucasracertv
    @lucasracertv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:07 i'm wondering how they managed to hang james's tent without waking him up 😂😂😂
    His snore at 4:51 😂😂😂

  • @goansc
    @goansc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    4:10 you can see a metal beam :(

  • @Bammer2001
    @Bammer2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:06
    James May: *CLARKSON!!*

  • @mrunlucky4085
    @mrunlucky4085 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    At 0:55 look at James face

    • @PheonixZilla13
      @PheonixZilla13 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol he is not amused

    • @mrunlucky4085
      @mrunlucky4085 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PheonixZilla13 I know

    • @SuperGamewarrior101
      @SuperGamewarrior101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I have explained this to you, until I am blue in the face. Officers won't work."

    • @LUNE.44
      @LUNE.44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He lookin like a real cutie

  • @3dgar7eandro
    @3dgar7eandro ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:35 Although I love and respect James May I most recognize it really was hilarious to watch him fall into the river 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    May: You know this river is full of turds
    "TRY NOT TO DRINK MORE THAN A PINT..." Richard Hammond🤣🤣🤣

  • @luckyjj8854
    @luckyjj8854 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    If its stupid and it works, its not stupid. Its the same case for Clarkson. total Legend! Getting insulted from this guy will be considered as an honour :)

  • @oevr37
    @oevr37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Three British men try to build a rickety bridge in the assumption that they are helping Burmese people. I love how they are always doing this kind of insane stuff and make it into a plausible story.

  • @ras_732
    @ras_732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:28 it's an angry Sim!

  • @selwyn-lloydmcpherson2814
    @selwyn-lloydmcpherson2814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clarkson: It fell over!
    May: What do you mean it fell over, they don't fall over, crane lorries, they don't fall over. . .
    Hammond: Well it has done, hasn't it?

    • @Wolf855
      @Wolf855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We don't need subtitles thanks

    • @BSA-AirRifle-Plinking
      @BSA-AirRifle-Plinking ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Wolf855He's highlighting the funny parts

  • @bonitayt2678
    @bonitayt2678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I miss the old top gear so so much

  • @sasakalak4681
    @sasakalak4681 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "that´s punishable by death is it?"
    If I could have the nerves of that man. He is stone cold, unbelievable.

  • @shasta4501
    @shasta4501 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "It's all just delicacy, this."
    Bamboo smashes into windshield
    X-D

  • @potatopotatoeOG
    @potatopotatoeOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "My crane is small, that's punishable by death is it?"💀😆

  • @theoargyros3618
    @theoargyros3618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:36 it’s like when you hit your thumb with a hammer, but in this case, it’s 2 locals

  • @vicentetrigo9476
    @vicentetrigo9476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "My crane's too small! Now that's punishable by death init?"😂 I died

    • @scottowens398
      @scottowens398 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did you die? Was YOUR crane too small?

  • @arizonaranger6024
    @arizonaranger6024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Missed the chance to call it “top gear goes a bridge to far” just realized no one is gonna get this

    • @TheStig_TG
      @TheStig_TG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the best comment, they missed an opportunity

    • @arizonaranger6024
      @arizonaranger6024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheStig_TG at least someone got it lol

  • @stillgotyea7391
    @stillgotyea7391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeremy: Stop it james he really mean it
    James: I cannot stop it😂

  • @MediaArchive2-z9f
    @MediaArchive2-z9f ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:52: I'm drowning in shit.
    😂😅 💩💩

  • @ItsRizkyAri
    @ItsRizkyAri ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:51 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    5:27 Epic Funny 😂😂😂😂