@@guitarfrehley2171 cs50 is not hard and also for cs50p week 0, = variables, 1 = conditionals, 2 = loops, 3 = exceptions, 4 = libraries, 5 = unit tests, 6 = file I/O, 7 = regular expressions, 8 = oop, 9 = etcetra. also the problems sets are easy and the final project can be whatever.
"Hello everybody and welcome to my C++ beginner's tutorial. Since you are here, I expect you to have mastered OOPs, macros, pointers, fstream, enums, and void functions."
I was learning the Julia programming language in university, and this is exactly how the lectures went: Lecture 1: Variables Lecture 2: Arrays Lecture 3: Build a convolutional neural network that can recognise various types of animals and vehicles from images, your assignment is due in a week
That moment when the joke is so funny that you feel the need to burst laughing, but you start crying instead due to the flashing memories of how real it is.
And all these Batch Senior Ass Developers teaching other ppl still don't know what Github / Pastebin is just gz for them uploading to hostings where you need to get SUPER ULTRA UBER MEGA GIGA PREMIUM PACKAGE or wait 2 minutes for the download to start and then download with 15kbps limited speed. We all love these people...
“i have this problem” 2 month later “anyone got a solution?” 4 months later “help I also have this issue” 3 months later “nvm I fixed it” *Thread closed*
This tutorial was so helpful, I showed this to my 9 year old daughter and now she is a professional programmer who works for Google and Microsoft, thanks so much, keep up the good work 🤗
No offense to complete beginners but anyone who has at least some experience in Java knows how to initialize a program with the main method. If you don’t know how to use the main method you should probably be watching a Java tutorial instead of trying to make Minecraft in it
This is pretty much every computer lesson I got in school as a kid (back in the '80s). Surprisingly, everyone else in my classes seemed to get it & started programming cool animations immediately; meanwhile I was sitting there looking for the ANY key..
@@pr00009 Not good advice, learning is much easier when you have motivation and a goal in mind. Learning for the sake of learning is not as interesting or motivating.
It'd honestly felt like this in my beginner coding classes. We went from x=1 to build us a node based priority queue using heap sort to print out the 100th smallest number in a random generator that prints out 1000000 integers. You cannot use a linked list and u must include swim and sink function. I cried that night
@viral.clips247 very often in these assignments it's specified that you cannot use built-in structures so that you create your own from scratch. Thats probably what they meant.
programing tutorials be like: part one: lets dive into the basics part two: why are we alive part three: deep dive into partial differential equations and Nonhomogeneous differential equations.
The worst ones are the ones where the guy who asked the question comes back and says "nevermind figured it out" and doesn't say what it was. Like wth man!
YES!!! What I want is an in depth video explaining what all of those things do. It's like teaching a person how to read by memorizing how single words sound like, instead of teaching the sounds that letters make and how certain combinations can sound a little different.
หลายเดือนก่อน +5
"I'll explain it in the next part" last posted 10 years ago💀
@Alex Smith nowadays documentations are written by actual ppl not monkeys so learning a language directly from the language's homepage is the fastest way to cover it all.
@@michka841 except arrays arent. *but you do use similar things often, knowing how arrays work help in every of other language with lists, tuples, dictionary, arraylist, arrays etc.
I found some very clearly and usefull programming tutorials. But I found also some like on video: Lessons 1-5: "How to create folders containing new web page in WordPress" Lesson 6: "To not waste 20 h for learning basics in HTML, next 20 h for basics in CSS, and next 20 h for basics in PHP, we just copy source code and paste in created folders" Lesson 7: "Voila! You've just learned how to become WordPress developer!"
>Spends 10 minutes explaining how to type a print statement >Just types the most important part of the code in silence without an explanation on how it works
I’m so glad I watched this tutorial. It changed my life. Before, I was a novice programmer who struggled with basic concepts. Now, I’m a master coder who can create anything I want. All thanks to Jombo and his giant chunk of code.
Thank you so much for the tutorial man, I have always loved minecraft and wanted to create and improvise it. This tutorial has really helped me and I can thank you enough. This tutorial is so much more simpler than other tutorials which are like an hour long.
After you spend 3 hours studying the code and trying to figure out why it isn't working, you watch the next 2 minutes in the video and guy says "So I actually missed a variable that we need from this imaginary scenario which you'd have no way of knowing or finding on your own, and I'm not gonna tell you which function needs it but you can copy and paste the code in the description below and it should work." Fucking THANKS, FUCKASS.
Ev Res at that point, you're no longer helping out the person who asked the question. You're just putting the answer out there in case someone else who has the same problem stumbles onto it.
I swear my Programming II course at my university was a weed out class. Literally the second week which was supposed to be finishing up a quick review of Programming I we had to code a completely functioning poker game. For context Programming I cut off right before we started learning basic recursion.
0:00 Intro 0:04 Creating a public class 0:06 Creating a public function 0:09 Importing libraries 0:17 Copying and pasting the materials needed for the course 0:24 Compiling & executing the program 0:26 End result You're welcome
Programming classes go like this tho: Week 1&2 : "What are variables" Week 3 : "My first if" Week 4 to 6 : "Different types of loops" Week 7 : "Optimizing your distributed neural network with nonlinear activation functions to train it to automatically generate all the gof - design patterns"
Huh., just 4 weeks for loops? Took almost 2-4 months here lmao. And even now, many in my class still dont know how for and while loops works almost after 1.5 years of learning Python here. CS education is wack over here
@@anonymousperson7536 This is a light bulb. If you connect it with a wire and a battery the light lights up..... (some time later)... and this configuration of logic gates creates a half adder.... (some time later)... the assembler coneverts assembly code to binary, which is what the computer understands... (some time later)... the operating system allows the user to interact with the hardware.. (some time later)... and this parse tree determines the order of operation.... (and finally, after several eons)... this is how we write hello world in java
I remember it like: "...so that's how you print output to the console, don't worry if you find string formatting intimidating at first, now about that nural network web API..."
@@retardman5193 For one Indians aren't a race, secondly If you took offense to what he said then you're a snowflake. He didn't even say anything offensive, you can find many of the videos hes talking about. I first learned x86 ASM from an Indian guy with a loud internal laptop fan.
@@seamusforever7081 That's funny ... my first object oriented language was C++ and I was actually taught by ... an instructor! ... in a classroom! ... using a textbook designed for that purpose ... without copying anyone else's code because that was CHEATING. And it actually taught me C++! Sure, I had to pay for that class but you get what you pay for.
Week 1 - variables
Week 2 to 3 - conditionals
Week 4 to 6 - loops
Assignment - Minecraft
literally my programming class for c++ and i was like wtf😭
Week 5 - Profit!
CS50 in a nutshell
@@guitarfrehley2171 cs50 is not hard and also for cs50p week 0, = variables, 1 = conditionals, 2 = loops, 3 = exceptions, 4 = libraries, 5 = unit tests, 6 = file I/O, 7 = regular expressions, 8 = oop, 9 = etcetra. also the problems sets are easy and the final project can be whatever.
@@ProgrammerPenguin You are the one from discord :0 I found you
"I have a problem"
"me too"
"me too"
"me too"
"me too"
"thread closed"
GitHub issues in a nutshell
"same issue to this (link), this thread will be closed" follow the link and find yourself in an infinite loop of threads
I hate it when this happens >:/
"jk i fixed it ;)"
God... YES (but rly NO, hate that) these are annoying
You forgot the part where there are 113 errors detected after copy pasting the code.
damn verified channel!
EXACT FUCKING LY
That's only if you are following step-by-step letter by letter what he is doing, and ofc you get 113 errors while it works fine for him
@@jimmer4039well why is exact doing that to ly did ly give it consent
I didn't expect you here 😂
"So, before starting this Python tutorial, I expect you to already have mastered C++"
"you should probably have a strong grasp of assembly before this beginner tutorial"
"Hello everybody and welcome to my C++ tutorial. Also, I expect you to have already mastered Python before this."
"Hello everybody and welcome to my C++ beginner's tutorial. Since you are here, I expect you to have mastered OOPs, macros, pointers, fstream, enums, and void functions."
Ngl c++ is so much easier
I mean, python libraries are written in C ++, mostly, so that's on point
“You know how it goes”
“No. No I don’t”
"It's okay if you don't. Just don't worry about this part for now. Copy it down"
This butters my sandwich
@@supernana7263 Shut up no one cares
@@walidfakhfakh3660 about you.
1k like!
*"Don't worry about this part, we'll come back to it later"*
And then they never do
Oh Jesus no not that one, that one is the most cursed thing that could be said in all computer-related subjects😂😂
Desruc si taht.
For y'all read backwards
why i read this in indian accent
I was learning the Julia programming language in university, and this is exactly how the lectures went:
Lecture 1: Variables
Lecture 2: Arrays
Lecture 3: Build a convolutional neural network that can recognise various types of animals and vehicles from images, your assignment is due in a week
That moment when the joke is so funny that you feel the need to burst laughing, but you start crying instead due to the flashing memories of how real it is.
@@DreamingConcepts that was my 🧠 brain few seconds ago!!
there isn't much work left after you've imported pytorch / keras...
U from norway?
You took programing basics in first year didn't you
"What this does is make your computer... Like... Do stuff"
Gold
“I’ll tell you what this function does in a second”
*never tells you what the function does*
Yes.
It makes your computer do... Stuff
@@ultimaxkom8728 no entendi ni mergas
@@naig2732 Exactly.
SO TRUE
“Link in the desc”
Desc: thanks for watching
THIS. It's this every time
Look at it now haha
xD
I AM DYING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
-404 not found.
-the download is no longer available.
"In the real world you wouldn't do this but for the purposes of this demo we're just going to do this"
Even more fun when that's true but they _don't_ say it.
“I did some building off camera”
How to draw an owl:
Step 1: draw a circle
Step 2: draw the rest of the owl
r/RestOfTheFuckingOwl
@@Pokemonzeldabro LaMe
@@Pokemonzeldabro Shut up no one cares
Walid Fakhfakh Ok buddy
How to draw a circle:
First I draw this head
Then I erase some of the details
Then one, two, three... a circle thingy...
"You can get this giant wall of code from the link in the description"
*Link has been dead for 3+ years*
True
And you retyping this code manualy from the video like a moron
@@vasyatka760 Shhhss... I'm still typimg ... Balls! I mismelled tiepin
Jesus this joke is way too good.
And all these Batch Senior Ass Developers teaching other ppl still don't know what Github / Pastebin is just gz for them uploading to hostings where you need to get SUPER ULTRA UBER MEGA GIGA PREMIUM PACKAGE or wait 2 minutes for the download to start and then download with 15kbps limited speed.
We all love these people...
‘’This is the best tutorial I could find.🙂
Keep up the good work!👌’’
Are literally all the comments beneath those videos
Ikr
Like are they even watching the same video?
@@degariuslozak2169lol fr or just bots
I swear they r all npc comments
"Video is straight to the point. Thank you!"
*video is 300 hours long*
they are definitely deleting all the bad comments
"It's actually super simple."
Instructor: Don't worry this course is for beginners.
Also instructor: C C+ C++ and Mandarin are required to complete this course.
MagmaVision mandarin
Hahahahahhahaha
don't wannna be that guy, but there's no C+ maybe you meant C#
@Andrei-Vladimir Nedel That’s the point.
@@vladimirnedel *doesn't want to be that guy* *proceeds to be that guy*
“i have this problem”
2 month later
“anyone got a solution?”
4 months later
“help I also have this issue”
3 months later
“nvm I fixed it”
*Thread closed*
Fuuuuck this is too real
I'm the 800th liker
And never gave the solution
Discord programming servers are lifesavers instead of a year later its fixed within the week by helpful strangers
@@imie-nazwisko find it by urself boomer
This tutorial was so helpful, I showed this to my 9 year old daughter and now she is a professional programmer who works for Google and Microsoft, thanks so much, keep up the good work 🤗
I expected this code to print "hello world" into the terminal.
"Leave a comment if you have a question"
*Comments are disabled*
ı drop from the bed
underrated dude
@Felipe Gomes
Exactly, lol
@Felipe Gomes most annoying
KKKKKKKKKKKK
“You know how it goes”
I do not know how it goes.
Ikr, everytime someone says this im like:"No i don't wtf that's the reason i'm watching your tutorial bcs i don't know..."
"Why else would I watch your-"
No offense to complete beginners but anyone who has at least some experience in Java knows how to initialize a program with the main method. If you don’t know how to use the main method you should probably be watching a Java tutorial instead of trying to make Minecraft in it
@@rayenaouadi3190 I think most people here are just joking ;-;
LOOOOL
This is pretty much every computer lesson I got in school as a kid (back in the '80s). Surprisingly, everyone else in my classes seemed to get it & started programming cool animations immediately; meanwhile I was sitting there looking for the ANY key..
Ikr?
And I'm someone trying to learn it to make alot of things I want to try to
Bruh I hate how I'm in this picture :(
@@darkzeroprojects4245 forget about all those things and just learn it for sake of learning. dont try to learn it to use it for something else.
@@pr00009 Not good advice, learning is much easier when you have motivation and a goal in mind. Learning for the sake of learning is not as interesting or motivating.
@@katto1937 you got no idea what you saying boy
It'd honestly felt like this in my beginner coding classes. We went from x=1 to build us a node based priority queue using heap sort to print out the 100th smallest number in a random generator that prints out 1000000 integers. You cannot use a linked list and u must include swim and sink function.
I cried that night
I'm sorry, what?
@@zeventyfive7050 how is u supposed to do it without using a linked list
oh, sorry if you misunderstood, Its just that I don't know what in the actual fuck all of this means lol@@Marzex1x
@viral.clips247 very often in these assignments it's specified that you cannot use built-in structures so that you create your own from scratch. Thats probably what they meant.
Ah yes, funny words
*Opens Notepad and starts typing*
"Hello guys, today..."
And Linkin Park - In The End playing at the background
@@mac-w0rm hahahahahhahajsnsvsbabskaha you killed me
@Брандон Кeллeр OOOOOOOOF
Unregistered HyperCam 2
@@mac-w0rm I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR
you forgot the part where you say "Don't worry about this for now"
Out of all the 'you forgot this', your one's actually the most accurate
Man it's hurt
Taylor Otwells favorite phrase
And then they say "it will be clearly and ez for you in the next courses " but actually it s just get more complcated
And then in the next lesson they just assume you already understand that
"you know how it is" gets me every time.
"U dont have to worry about it if u r just a beginner"
🙂
There is also those 2 comments next to each other
“It worked perfectly thanks”
“It doesn’t work”
Y E S
@@hellothom N O
"If doesn't work....."
And the assistant's explanation of all the dumbass mistakes you made.
and then theres the comment who summens that up for publing mind sharing
“you can download the codes in my description”
*empty description*
"The link for the code is in the description."
Link no longer works.
happened to me a few days ago
Or in Patreon
This one pisses me off
Too true
I mean, copy and paste is very important in programming, so this tutorial is very helpful!
I remember this, actually the first programming tutorial I watched on ytb. A lot of thanks for getting me into coding
"I'll explain it in the next part"
*last posted 7 years ago*
666 LIKE MUAHAHAHAH
_Guts theme plays_
lol rip
Also incredibly accurate.
pain.
Every commenter: Thank you this is exactly what I was looking for
me: this is not what i'm looking for
Me: *to myself* fuck why am I so dumb how are you guys getting this??
every bloody time D:
😳
you taught me in 25 seconds what my university professor couldn't teach me in 15 years.
Short and straight to the point, good job
programing tutorials be like:
part one: lets dive into the basics
part two: why are we alive
part three: deep dive into partial differential equations and Nonhomogeneous differential equations.
I don’t know what those are and im never going to use them but can you summarize in like a couple sentences anyway
- Error in code
-Searches Google for an answer
- Finds that someone had the same question
- It was from 2012 and it has no replies...
The worst ones are the ones where the guy who asked the question comes back and says "nevermind figured it out" and doesn't say what it was. Like wth man!
@@55spiros1 Or even better, edited out the original post to only say "nvm, figured out"
Same happend to me so many times lol
this is so accurate I felt physical pain
Who were you denvercoder9, WHAT DID YOU SEE?
“I don’t understand, it won’t work”
-comment from 10 years ago that got a like from the uploader but no response
Or either these two:
"I'll PM you the answer"
"Nevermind figured it out"
What do you mean??
Uploader: I also dont understand it, but this stuff needs to be here to work ;
humanity stopped programming...
He had internet!
YES!!!
What I want is an in depth video explaining what all of those things do.
It's like teaching a person how to read by memorizing how single words sound like, instead of teaching the sounds that letters make and how certain combinations can sound a little different.
"I'll explain it in the next part"
last posted 10 years ago💀
"If you dont understand this just go back through my other videos and you'll find the answer"
And when you do this is the only video on the channel.
Or they don't specify which videos or all their videos are like 40 minutes long
"Or you can also read the 8972 pages of ducumentation on their official website"
AINSLEY
Programmer: does an 8 minute talk about a function just to say it’s unnecessary.
I know right like fuck my life
no programmers do an 8 hour talk about what a variable is
@Alex Smith nowadays documentations are written by actual ppl not monkeys so learning a language directly from the language's homepage is the fastest way to cover it all.
The teacher the entire lesson : *speak about some point like C-array
The teacher at the end : "so but this stuff is largely outdated, don’t do that"
@@michka841 except arrays arent. *but you do use similar things often, knowing how arrays work help in every of other language with lists, tuples, dictionary, arraylist, arrays etc.
I found some very clearly and usefull programming tutorials. But I found also some like on video:
Lessons 1-5: "How to create folders containing new web page in WordPress"
Lesson 6: "To not waste 20 h for learning basics in HTML, next 20 h for basics in CSS, and next 20 h for basics in PHP, we just copy source code and paste in created folders"
Lesson 7: "Voila! You've just learned how to become WordPress developer!"
As a beginner in programming, this was really helpful, thanks!
"if you have any questions leave them in the comments and I’ll answer!"
*checks the comments*
a giant sea of questions
literally no answers
This is best comment 😂🤣
Very true, the whole internet is burning while the uploader is snooring
"if you have any questions leave them in the comments and I’ll answer!"
*comments are closed*
i liked it turned form 2.9k to 3k
@@realcartoongirl nerd
They actually go into a painful level of detail for everything you already knew and then just skim over the things you actually needed explained.
@Kaleb Bruwer, that's when you realize they learned from the same video tutorial you learned from before they recorded their own... 🤣
True
THIS. IS. SO. ACCURATE. There is 2 types of tutorials, the actually helpful ones and the ones that just adds to my confusion
SO FUCKING TRUE AND IRRITATING
>Spends 10 minutes explaining how to type a print statement
>Just types the most important part of the code in silence without an explanation on how it works
I’m so glad I watched this tutorial. It changed my life. Before, I was a novice programmer who struggled with basic concepts. Now, I’m a master coder who can create anything I want. All thanks to Jombo and his giant chunk of code.
Thank you so much for the tutorial man, I have always loved minecraft and wanted to create and improvise it. This tutorial has really helped me and I can thank you enough. This tutorial is so much more simpler than other tutorials which are like an hour long.
"so we had a mistake but I fixed it. anyways...."
BUT WHERE WAS THE MISTAKKKKEEEEEEEEE
YEEEAHH WHERRE ARE THEYYY
"But I will leave finding that mistake up to you for your learning experience"
After you spend 3 hours studying the code and trying to figure out why it isn't working, you watch the next 2 minutes in the video and guy says "So I actually missed a variable that we need from this imaginary scenario which you'd have no way of knowing or finding on your own, and I'm not gonna tell you which function needs it but you can copy and paste the code in the description below and it should work." Fucking THANKS, FUCKASS.
Omg i have heared this one 😂😂😂
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Unexpected "{",
On line 32.
Please don't, you're giving me PTSD
I lost the game because 32 is nearly 42
*Angery noises*
Your mom is an unexpected "{"
Who else looked at line 32 in the video in order to see if there was actually an unexpected {
“Basically it makes your computer do stuff”
Yeah that’s very easy to understand
it's literally like this for every single computer related creative activity i've ever tried doing
Instructions unclear, I somehow made Roblox
Instructions unclear, program searched the web for someone named John Connor.
Make sure that you have the right version of various.shit.* installed. Beginner's mistake.
That's better
@@11clocky lmaooooooooooooo
@BloomFilms oof
A question asked 2007
Answer 2019: "I know i am a bit late in this..."
Ev Res “...that OS is 12 years out of date.”
That's simple just use [feature that was added in 2017]
Question in 1960 : "hey guys how to create an array in FORTRAN"
Answer in 2020 : "I’m probably a bit late but..."
Ev Res at that point, you're no longer helping out the person who asked the question. You're just putting the answer out there in case someone else who has the same problem stumbles onto it.
I still appreciate people who do this for my dumbass to stumble along and find the gold nugget answer
This is the best tutorial so far. I finally can program with Java!
"You know how it goes" killed me😭
We'll start with something simple like hello world
*2 mins later*
Ok, now we've created gta 6
“And we’ll just add one more line”
*Minecraft 2 launches*
We'll start with something simple.
*2mins later*
And thats how we use PHP to manipulate NASA computers
What about HL3??
No it should be now we have created { A robot with magical powers 😂😂🤣}
I know it was not funny 😸
"This doesn't work, could you help me with this error?"
Posted 12 years ago.
"Nvm fixed it"
Posted 11 years ago.
I left a comment to help. (Remember to read the edit) AFTER your done.
@@MrLeyr and then the mods close the thread
I can confirm
Every programming doubt
I swear my Programming II course at my university was a weed out class. Literally the second week which was supposed to be finishing up a quick review of Programming I we had to code a completely functioning poker game.
For context Programming I cut off right before we started learning basic recursion.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who gets so overwhelmed by these tutorials
0:00 Intro
0:04 Creating a public class
0:06 Creating a public function
0:09 Importing libraries
0:17 Copying and pasting the materials needed for the course
0:24 Compiling & executing the program
0:26 End result
You're welcome
this comment is in every tutorial
Not all heroes wear capes
dude that's what colleges take 6 months to teach
Integral part of programming tutorial.
Thanks this is a long vid and this helps. Lol
You forgot the part where someone asks a question and the guy hearts it but doesn’t answer
auto like bots are the worst
Underrated comment ;)
❤️
yeah
LMAO
Subscribing just for this video. All of my programming frustration has been vindicated.
That was only 28 seconds and i learned alot thank you.
Now imma start to create the next new iconic game.
“The code will be in the pin comment"
**Comments turned off**
I actually just came across one of these the other day.
@Stark Industries but I saw red vent
cuz yt put it as "Made for kids"
THATS SO TRUe
0_0
Part 2: "I made some minor changes off camera" *shows completely rewritten code with advanced syntax that was just introduced to the language*
A different coding language all together. Different compiler too.
@@DonGamerGuy a language he has created himself and that only he understands
@@David-hl9iv "if you're using windows, mac, or linux, this won't work".
@@DonGamerGuy How about Fuchsia?
@@Miles300s Temple OS only. Sorry.
HIm: *Starts talking*
me: *looks away for .001 sec*
him: and now we have created a great code
Don't forget when the channel goes Radio silent the instant you and you specifically decide to view the tutorial(s)
"If you don't understand now, it's okay, just write down the codes."
"Ok"
the codes 😂
Hahaha
5 years in coding, I still don't understand
Programming classes go like this tho:
Week 1&2 : "What are variables"
Week 3 : "My first if"
Week 4 to 6 : "Different types of loops"
Week 7 : "Optimizing your distributed neural network with nonlinear activation functions to train it to automatically generate all the gof - design patterns"
Week 8- Build Minecraft
Huh., just 4 weeks for loops? Took almost 2-4 months here lmao. And even now, many in my class still dont know how for and while loops works almost after 1.5 years of learning Python here. CS education is wack over here
@@Sh-hg8kf That's literally what you learn after 10 minutes in any tutorial lol
@@Dylems just 10 minutes wtf?!
True🤣🤣🤣🤣
The "makes your computer do stuff" is the most accurate shit I've heard-
This is the most accurate description of the concept of programming tutorials...)))
“My game isn’t working”
“Restart the game”
“Thanks, it works now”
“It didn’t work for me, what else can I do?”
*Thread Closed*
YOu NEed tO opeN a neW threaD tO aSK NeW questIonS yOU dUMBass
@@tralphstreet LMAO.
Nikephor Duplicate question, thread closed.
MowPow it hurts because it’s true
@@ex-gz5xw Mod reply: Please read the rules and use the search function next time.
Me: *Literally started and came here because of google search..*
"Don't worry about this now, I'll explain later." "You'll get the hang of it, now just roll with the tutorial."
1 k likes in one day? You guys are deppressed
@@walidfakhfakh3660 wtf just happened :o
@@anonymousperson7536 This is a light bulb. If you connect it with a wire and a battery the light lights up..... (some time later)... and this configuration of logic gates creates a half adder.... (some time later)... the assembler coneverts assembly code to binary, which is what the computer understands... (some time later)... the operating system allows the user to interact with the hardware.. (some time later)... and this parse tree determines the order of operation.... (and finally, after several eons)... this is how we write hello world in java
@@D3fact01 this but unironically
"Don't worry about this now, I'll explain it later" is the phrase I fear most in literally every tutorial of anything
I remember it like: "...so that's how you print output to the console, don't worry if you find string formatting intimidating at first, now about that nural network web API..."
You have no idea how accurate this is! Exactly why I am failing my major rn. I gotta kick outta this 😂
You forgot about the deep Indian accent in broken English, and the loud ass air conditioner in the background.
lmaoooo wtf
@@retardman5193 For one Indians aren't a race, secondly If you took offense to what he said then you're a snowflake.
He didn't even say anything offensive, you can find many of the videos hes talking about. I first learned x86 ASM from an Indian guy with a loud internal laptop fan.
@@Dick.C.Normous aint no snowflake maybe just weird oppinions about racism
@@johns8065 Anyone who takes offense to op's comment is a snowflake. Racism is pretty clearly defined, stick your opinion.
@Karan no asm isn't easy
Another to consider is "Source code in the description" with a broken Dropbox link or no link at all.
#FuckDropbox for deciding to just break all existing links for literally no reason
Why is this the most relatable comment I've seen in the last ever
Relatable
lol very true
Fuck this is true
‘public static void main string args… you know how it goes’
cracked me the f up 🤣
thank you so much for the tutorial, this helped alot
You forgot-
"I've already told you this in previous lectures and tutorials"
Intergalactic Baby this one hurts
-uploader only has one video* Bruh..
“Let’s call it something like... “Hello World””
And then they do a round about and dumb way to print "Hello World!"
Relatable
Glasmacher...
Lmaooooo
I saw a video like dat I don’t remember the one where they print hello world
I love the detail of the laptop's fan firing up in the latter half
I swear this video comes back to my algorithm everytime I search up any programming related in yt 😂
When the title is in English but the tutorial is in 1380's Danish.
PeliChan AHAHAHAGDGFH
Indian youtubers: hold my title
th-cam.com/video/Z9zKZocFYpM/w-d-xo.html lol
I'm from Denmark lol🇩🇰
ThePhilM congratulations
This is so accurate, even not having the code in the description is accurate
Lmao
@@seamusforever7081 I knowww
@@seamusforever7081 That's funny ... my first object oriented language was C++ and I was actually taught by ... an instructor! ... in a classroom! ... using a textbook designed for that purpose ... without copying anyone else's code because that was CHEATING. And it actually taught me C++! Sure, I had to pay for that class but you get what you pay for.
@@RedSiegfried im learning java, It is good to be my first language?
ikr so annoying
Thanks man, works great!
I am working on a game as I type this, and this is the best way to sum up the feeling of going through milions of these just to find one good one.
"So we are going to create an empty constructor, and what that means is, that the constructor is empty."
XD
*Triggered human noises*
You are describing code academy
Exactly, lol
Oh yeah floor is made of floor
“You know how it is”
*nervously sweats*
No...no I don’t know how it is.... *hence why the fuck I’m here*
It works, I put in a bash script and it just replied ”no one likes you”
"Yes, yes, how do you do fellow programmers?"
"you know the rules and so do i..."
Black and yellow
wow, such a great tutorial, so easy and quick, with a short intro. Keep it up 👍👍👍
Thanks, this was such a good tutorial! I now work at Mojang!
The programmer version of “So I did some mining off-camera...”
TECHNOBLADE-
@@clairenime bruh the meme started way b4 technoblade
@@aj-eu2fu oh nooooooooo :(
Yeah I only mined for what... an eternity? Now I have 20 large chests filled with shulker boxes filled with blocks of resources.
@@wynautwobbuffet956 Spoilers: they cheated
I can confirm this is how my programming classes were...
I used to see you allll the time in random videos way back in the day lol
pretty accurate for both types of classes
This class was respondible to make me lose a whole college semester...
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
I think it was in x0.000000000025 speed tho
Why is that so spot on?
I’m crying. This is so on point
You forgot the seven minutes of him explaining what’s been going on in his life recently at the beginning
LMAO
"I was kicked out of the house when i was in highschool"
Plot twist: Programmers don't have lives.
Thenewboston haha
@@gandalfgrey91 LMAOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂 I was like stfu just teach already
And then while your confused the entire comment section is like: *ABABSBABDJJDKA THANK YOU SO MUCH BRO OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH*
This. Hurts.
😂😂😂😂
and also that one guy comments "Help it doesn't work for me"
They lied
*you're
"It like makes your computer do stuff" made my laugh to death😂
Good tutorial. This is also how programming at expert level works.