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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- NEW MERCH IN THE STORE: smo.sh/groovy
Whether you're a bowl or a plate person, you're definitely going to want an eggroll with that. This is EVERY PANDA EXPRESS EVER!
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
CREW
Directed By: Sarah Whittle, Brennan Iketani
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
Production Assistant: Jacqi Jones
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
Gaffer: Tim Baker
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Dresser: Tayler Nicholson
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Staff Writer: Kurt Maloney
Editor: Mike Small
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"I CAME OUT OF QUARANTINE FOR THIS?!" A true icon.
Poor American pepole,You are not like us the europe pepole
@@alexandrumoisoni9845 no, but they can probably spell "people". On the other hand, it looks like Florida Psychosis is spreading across America at the same rate and severity as Covid. So they'll probably all be dead within the decade.
*me when I go back to school*
In Britain we are out of lockdown so maybe they are trying to be British
Aiden Domino Damn bruh it was just a joke don’t need to get all salty.
“I CAME OUT OF QUARANTINE FOR THIS?!?”
-Shane, 2020
You Spelt Shayne Wrong It Is S - H - A - Y - N - E
Nuts vs ice
420th like
435 like
I came to the comments saw this unpaused the video and then this exact line was said
Damien saying “you will make a fine orange chicken” killed me
Literally
And now ur an orange chicken because it killed you
*can i try the ormage chompkin*
@@luennii no
So that’s what orange chicken taste like
"when I was born I didn't cry, I said MeRcH iN ThE sToReEeEeE."
My ex’s wedding vows were touching mine were, MeRcH iN ThE sToReEeEeE
When I'm dying with my children by my side, goodbye, I'll tell them that there's MeRcH iN ThE sToReEeEeE
GOODBYE.
Goodbye
when i was born i didnt cry i said MeRcH iN ThE sToReEeEeE
"The spear that killed Christ" is the bit that killed me.
Sameeee!!
Right as he said this i read your comment
Courtney Longinus'd Shayne.
“I came out of quarantine for this sh*t” 😂
Literally everyone
Yeah at least the videos are good
Anjali True 🤔
Maybe they got tested?
444th like at 4:44 pm
Anjali look in the description it explains they are following alll precautions and they have a limited crew
My sister got a fortune cookie that said “next time order the shrimp”
i got one that literally just said “made in china”
I got one that said "fortnite is cancer"
Kiera ummm
Did she?
Carrus Brick Productions little did they know, she *did* order the shrimp....
I’m waiting for a fortune cookie that says either, “don’t. just don’t.” Or…”nope. stop. i refuse.”
"I came out of quarantine for this shit" is a mood, and I love it. I want that on a shirt.
"Every TH-cam Ad Ever" and then 10 minutes of promoting merch, coffee, and other videos
big brain
Vat 19 in a nutshell
Or a sponsor
Or grammarly
This video: Talking about merch
Me: Crying because there all together again
Me too
He said that THEY'RE crying because there together again
Anthony...
6:46 the main reason I come back to this video and to think now they are officially a couple!
EY YO WOT?! Congrats to the both of em.
Shane's getting pegged isn't he?
The pain Courtney inflicted on Shane was uncalled for like he said "i came out of quarantine for this shit"
She's got good aim 😂
He’s voice got so high, fukin lol
@@cookiekingmaster8502 every guy's voice goies 3-5 octaves higher when they get hit in the balls
It was also an accident
lol
Shayne: gets out of quarantine for work
also Shayne: gets an ice cube thrown at his balls by his co-worker
At least he can use the ice to numb the pain
Netflix and chill baby!😂
Those were def fake ice cubes prob much harder
Definitely tip. Speaking from personal experience.
Why is sugar man a recurring character in the videos I’ve watched today
What vids did you watch?
It's also in every dunkin donuts ever
6ppyes
I know right
EvERyThInG HaS SuGAr
Shane: looks like Gus Johnson
The viewers: you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy
What are you talking about? That’s just Gus in the video Shane hasn’t been in a video for weeks
He has to become the enemy to know how they think
H
dblaze 05-32 +5;
Star Wars fan I see it’s no Shane it’s a Gus Johnson
- Every Theatre Kid Ever
- Every Art School Ever
- Every Home Alone Ever
- Every Boredom Ever
Angelo Barnachea Every Karen Ever
Yes
Every art school ever- I would love to see that
@@averiltallack5665 yessss every company that uses rainbows then thrives them out as soon as July starts ever
The endcard with Shayne and Courtney is so cute
I think that’s the way Shayne actually would crack open a fortune cookie, also Damien was very convincing with that blank stare, he may have worked as a retail employee before, it shows!
Random Customer: May I have the Orange Chicken?
Noah: WHAT KIND OF BREAD?
😔
Nice reference!
Speaking of Noah, where is he?
Caaaaaaaaaall baaaaaaaaaack. (Music note) (music note)
Would you like it toasted?
“You don’t treat your girlfriend right”
“What the hell thats a lie”
Courtney with a sarcastic tone “is it” ÒwÓ
Amby Draws no but they get shipped a lot and I just found it really funny and kinda hintative that they may be dating
dahyuns water bottle I know but I found it really funny XD
Courtamien is better
@@specklys when?
Thanks for pointing out what happened in the video!
"I actually thought sea was for cat" -Olivia 2020
*always
@@koi1299 ok? They just thought it was funny and made a comment about it
@@koi1299 yeah.....they did. So what if I do gacha? That's not my whole personality. They saw that part and made a popular joke w it.
"SUGAR!"
-Dunkin doughnuts & Panda Express 2020
Smh imagine not saying "donuts"
Ian: “ *sugar :D* “
Okay, now it’s weird to see them all together after all the distancing sketches.
For a second I was like...is this really good green screening?? Then I was like No! They’re together!!! Yaaaay
I’m really happy there back together tho
These "Merch in the store" commercials are getting better every time.
How many takes did “I always thought C was for cat?” take to get one without everybody laughing?
it seemed like improv so probably just one lol
Smoosh the goat
Shane’s cookie saying and then Cortney response right after. Looking back they were giving little clues.
scientists: if a girl’s voice gets higher when she talks to you that mean she like you...
Girls talking to me: 6:59
😂
same
You are so dumb 😃😃😃😃😢😢😢😓
Sounds like Boneless
@@papyrus3309 It is Boneless.......
the “merch in the store” hit different
Where's "Everything's fine"? :/ Way better
“Or-an-geh.., Chon-kin?”
“Flor-an-geh., Chum-Kin?”
“Chi-chow-me-on?”
I love Olivia 😂
It’s even funnier knowing that she’s Asian and she acts like she doesn’t know this stuff
whatever
@@chefdavidrivoli IKR
Bi-ief with, with the, GrEeN fLoWer
Ran - dom?
The bloopers from when Courtney threw sugar after Shayne are HILARIOUS!!🤣🤣
Tommy proving he's a genius, these merch in the store intros are getting even better
"I came out of quarantine for this..." The energy in these videos for a while is gonna be wild xD
The merch song is slowly getting more and more crazy and weird.... kind of like people in quarantine.
Yeperoo
Yep
Strongu
My favorite is between Shayne getting sacked with an ice cube and the Boneless coming out of Courtney completely to her surprise
When Olivia said “I always thought C was for Cat” I laughed way harder than I should have
Me too!! 😂😂😂
True I thought she meant sea like the ocean
I feel better that I'm not the only one
Kind of off topic, but what if someone made a “learn your abcs with Olivia Sui”
I didnt even laugh
Olivia is genuinely SO GOOD in the trying orange chumpkin scene I keep coming back to this every blank ever
When I was broke af, I used to buy a 3 entree meal at Panda Express and that's all I have for a day. It is enough. True magic.
So true. Love it
Would you break out often
"What the f*ck?! I came out of quarantine for this shit?!!" Omg Shayne 😂😂😂
courtney's face when Shayne said he treats his gf nice HAHAH
Even funnier now!!
“Can I get brown rice as my side?”
“Well it’s been there for about 3 years but sure.”
My fortunes are always some weird shit like “the meatball is actually blue glove”
Lol
Is it not a blue glove??? Did the fortune lie???
10 years from now, you're going to appreciate knowing where to find the blue glove.
Shayne: What the f---k! I came out of quarantine for this sh-t!
Me: Yeah, well I stayed in quarantine for this!
We she said “Orenji”she was actually saying the Japanese word for Orange
Really?!! That's hilarious and ironic
lol
yeah
Olivia: What's money?
Damien: U just need to leave
7:21 Shayne: Hahaha what the f**k! (more laughing) I came out of quarantine for this sh*t! Hahaha
“I came out of quarantine for this?!?” Yes, yes you did...
Stay safe!
Fortune : “The sea is wet”
Yo, that’s deep...
It's mind blowing
How does Shayne manage to have a farmer’s tan when he’s consistently shirtless 😂 Also, he gave me major 365 vibes when he got wrapped up in the dividers.
Omg yesss
4:13 Anthony: Dude, that’s not how you open a fortune cookie, THIS IS! **takes out a knife** HEEEYAAAAAH!!
Theory: Shayne is trying to become one with Gus Johnson so he can find out what will make him laugh once and for all
That’s genius
My genius sometimes its almost frightening
“YOU BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE COMING ACROSS... THE APOCALYPSE!”
"NOW LET ME TELL ABOUT THE CHICKEN HERE. IT'S ALL...BONELESS.
I like how at 2:25 courtney just yeeted the sugar at shane like it was confetti or something LOL XD
Liking for the blooper of Courtney throwing ice at Shayne’s crotch
Legend says he’s still looking for something without sugar.
Video ideas:
Every rich kid ever
Every House ever
Every skinny girl ever
Every athletic girl ever
Every overreacted person ever
Every tall girl ever
Every TikTok parent ever
Every life ever
Every teen mom ever
Every dunking donuts ever
Every baskin Robbins ever
Anyone notice it looks like Ian’s growing his bowl cut back
We still need Anthony and his emo hair............
@@ok-jt1ts I totally agree with this.
@@ok-jt1ts you do not......
0:13 when i see something but someone sees me
Video: Courtney tries to kill Shayne
Ah yes, this is Smosh alright
Shaynes voice went so high when she nailed him with the ice
First line: Toph and Aang having a chat on their way to Panda Express
Omg yes
How does it feel to say something so controversial yet so brave?
No matter your opinion on Panda express, at least we can agree it has some pretty good fried chicken.
Justin agreed.
Wow Justin Y is alive
Yes
Justin Y. IT SOmE gOoD FREakiN’ CHiCKeN....
Yeah the chicken is so good
I think "I dunno bro, the cups are made of sugar!" is my favorite quote from these in a long time. Courtney really tapped that Charlie Day energy.
“Ay boss, y’a gatta hear this!” The most mafia thing I’ve ever heard
So Ian gets his bowl cut back,
Shayne looks like Gus Johnson... He became the one thing he was trying to destroy and in return... He gets ice thrown at his balls, sounds about right 😂
That wasn’t ice it was sugar
@@24kscorcher19 its still a projectile hitting the nuts
@@24kscorcher19 it was ice
Shayne getting hit in the crotch by Courtney.
Yeap, they're definitely back
"at least I could say I died doing what I loved: Being murdered in a Panda Express."
Who came back just for the "Merch In The Store" song
It’s so catchy lmao
Me lmao its catchy
With my childreeeenn by my side %G#%_OOD%#*^B%#^}_YEEEEEEE
Me
I demand a full version on spotify NOW
At 5:30 mark Ian forgot to pay his head while he was rubbing his tummy
The merch in the store song:
0:01 - 0:17
BEGGING:
When I was born I didn't cry I said
CHORUS:
Merch in the store
My ex's wedding vows were touching mine were
CHORUS:
Merch in the store
When I'm dying with my children by my side GOODBYE
ENDING:
I'll tell them that there's merch in the store.
Not gonna lie,
The first Merch In The Store song was better.
DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT!
@@SapphireDragon357 STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT!
@@nataniatracy5042 YEAH! THERE'S MERCH IN THE STORE
AAAAAAAAAAA *burns building* AAAAA STOP THINKING AAAAAAAAA
Sleepy chonky Zelda behind Damien is the best and I miss it
5:36 was by far my favorite part of this sketch cause when Courtney calls Damian 🤣😂
7:14 she missed the perfect chance to say can i sample that
Everyone: SHAYNE LOOKS LIKE GUS AND IANS BOWL CUT IS BACK
Me: Why they attacking my orange chicken 🥺
Smosh should do a weird take on the show friends but their own twist. Like if agree😁
I would love to see that!!!!
yes please
@@biancazou6279 now were cookin
4:27 when Shayne reads ‘you don’t treat your gf right’ , Courtney’s reaction gives major hints of Shortney !!!
Welp
*0:32** look it his face.*
Look IT, his face!
Oh wait we still have 26 years to wait.
Whoops!
Football Club you mean at right not it
his brain decided to give up right then and there
Lol
2:30 is the same one as Dunkin’ Donuts ahaha
EVERYTHING HAS SUGAR
YOU ARE MADE OF SUGAR!!
Are you kidding me 😂 "When I'm dying with my children by my side, gOoDbYe". Your jingles are the best.
7:30 Shane’s voice went so high!!!
I love how it said “located right next to a chipotle” bc panda just opened along with a chipotle right next to each other
Whyyyy are you 100% accurate.
WHEN DID SHANE GET A FUZZY WORM ON HIS LIP
Idk but the shameful progress is documented on his instagram.
So when's Tommy dropping his mixtape of merch in the store songs lmao
The Merch in the store songs are getting better every song. Like I would jam for all the merch in the store songs
“Cups are made of sugar” line is also in the Dunkin’ Doughnuts one as well
That’s weird, whenever I get Panda Express they barely give me anything.
You’re going to the wrong panda 😂
Oh! Finally we're outside!
Lol when they weren't social distancing I got a wake up call like: CorAnAvIrUs
@@The_Google_User ?
Is it sad that I’m craving Panda Express after watching this video over a dozen times in the last couple of weeks????
3:34
The og Ian haircut has return.
1st day out of quarantine and Courtney already back to hitting Shane in the nuts 👏🏻👏🏻
2:20 they did that in the dunkin donuts video
No one:
Absolutely nobody EVER :
Smosh: MeRcH iN tHe StOrE!
"I came out of quarantine for this sh!t*
My reaction to the world rn
Hold on wait, I didn’t realize that ALL panda express is for next for chipotle I thought it was just the one in my town.... Why is that a thing
Omg mine too. I never noticed that. How and why is there a chipotle next to the local Panda Express?
Really? There are 4 panda express in and on the outskirts of my side of my city and none of them are by a Chipotle. There are 3 Chipotles in and closely surrounding my side of my city.
I know why they are always right next to each other. They wanna team up to destroy people’s digestive system together
2:13 Courtney sounds genuinely terrified 😂😂😂
Everything is made of *SuGaR*
@@ootfan7882 everything has sugar?
3:50
I love how Ian said that
"Atleast i can say I died doing what I love"
"Being murdered in a panda express"
LOL!
“It’s like sandals with no bottom”😭💀
somethings about this episode:
1. Shayne's moustache is fire
2. Shayne made a Gabe Lewis face
3. This was all so accurate xD
7:05 bit is underrated
Mickey mouse when daisy doesn’t cheat with him: 7:28