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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 พ.ค. 2018
- Subway - whether it's the $5 footlongs that are really $11.50, sandwiches that are 85% lettuce, the sandwich artist that takes it a little too seriously, and more, this is Every Subway Ever!
CAST
Ian Hecox
Noah Grossman
Keith Leak Jr.
Courtney Miller
Olivia Sui
Shayne Topp
CREW
Directed and Produced by Ryan Todd
Written by Noah Grossman, Monica Vasandani, & Ryan Finnerty
Smosh Co-Founded by Ian Hecox & Anthony Padilla
Smosh Creative Director: Luke Barats
Director of Photography: John Hale
Editor: Nick Agich
Senior Producer: Alex Hluch
Producer: Kristina Nikolic
First Assistant Director: Tanner Risner
Production Designer: Tayler Nicholson
Art Director: Jake Sperling
Camera: Brennan Iketani
Gaffer: Justin Thatcher
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Makeup Artist: Rachel Jenkins
Costume Designer: Lindsay Hamilton
Assistant Editor: Matthew Duran
Post-Production Supervisor: Reed Brice
Senior Design: Ness Cardano - ตลก
When a girl from Starbucks comes to subway
0:45
lmfao 😂😂😂😂
Xd
That's the same girl
Timeline UDM that’s what he said you turtle.
I want a 6 inch Pakistan
As a subway employee, the "more lettuce" is so accurate. They load their sandwich with all the veggies and then stare at you like you're dumb while you try to close their salad on bread.
I remember a few years ago they used to be SUPER stingy, like they would count out like 5 pickle slices, 5 pieces of tomato, stuff like that. Not so bad now but for years it was awful.
@Tom Dougherty i couldnt bring myself to not say this so here i go:
no one asked
I WANT MORE LETTUCE
When you really want to be health conscious by eating a salad but you just ain’t ready to cut down on the refined carbs
@@maenad1231 I W A N T M O R E L E T T U C E
Whos here in 2024?????
I'm just here to remember how to make a salad
@criticallybryan what kind of bread are you gonna have on it?
Who isn’t
Yup
@@Cursed166no bread just salad
Courtney and Noah screaming at each other still lives in my brain 🤣🤣
“Every subway smells the same” YESS I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME!!
Crunch freakin Catrina
Its a good type of smell though
Crunch what is the smell?
@@baqiral-quraishi8120 cheese oregano bread
R u stupid it’s the smell of subs
“Hello can I buy a popcorn?”
“Sure, what type of bread”
Sooouubway no have popcorn
@CREEPER AWW soubway yummy delicious subs
@@complexsonicz9239 Great Soooubs
@@NumptyDumpty33 souuubs delicious yum souuubs tasty good soubs 👍 🥪🥖
@@complexsonicz9239 r/wooosh
"NO BREAD! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL!"
"Huh, wait- breadbowl?"
"NOOOO!!!!!!"
Subway In A Nutshell
he said “it’s our slogan eat fresh” so innocently
Are we all gonna ignore Shayne saying:
“I’ve caught every single one...pokemon not stds.”
Are you gonna ignore that someone said goku
th3 gam3r no
th3 gam3r yes.
😂😅
@@MetalCapR 0
😂😅
"NO BREAD! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL!"
"Huh, wait- breadbowl?"
"NOOOO!!!!!!"
THIS SENT ME
LMFAO I CANT XD
Right when u said that it played that in the video
I cannot
It sent you where?
@@angad6332 same
I was a Subway worker and everything in this video is 100% accurate!
I used to have a couple as customers who loved our southwest sauce so much we used to empty our bottles into their sandwiches and then have to refill them immediately because they would empty them.
“I SAID..A SALAD!!!” “YEAH, WHAT KIND OF BREAD?!?!?!?!?! 🥖 “ “NONE!! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWLL!!!” “Oh..a bread bowl?” “NO!!”
Courtney yelling "NOOOO!!" with that perfect cut gives me life
Perfectly cut screams
@@renegaderaines2189 *confused screaming*
Idk
2:30
Oh that’s her name?
Before she yelled”A SALADDDDDDDDDDD” the captions said “PLEASE TAKE YOR HEADPHONES OFF” lol.
Lol I know right
The captions are drunk including the creator of TH-cam
I went back to that part and blasted my headphones
Lol ikr
@nezuko kamado lol
Real talk, I miss these videos
*Timestamps:*
0:00 The Artiste
0:40 The Misunderstanding
1:10 "What Kind of Bread?"
1:30 Slogan Misunderstand
1:52 Super-Coke
2:19 I̷̢̢̛̟̹͍̪̖̯̟̬͙̬͔̞̖͔̱̗͎͙̰̺̞̬̼̩̱̝͍͐̈́̓̇̋̎̉̃̓̅̓̀̉̓̃̐̐̀̏́̊̎̆̈̓̂̽͗͂̏̿̋͘̚̚͘͘͜͝͠͠͝ͅ ̷̧̨̧̢̧̡̟̫̞̪͙̱͎̰̲͉̭͇̦̰͉̩̥̝̻̣̪̩͚̮̹̯̪̲̼͋̉̓͆̃̈̈́̈́̆͋̅̾̐̉̀̈̏̑̒͋̈́͒̓͂͊̏̄̋̑̀̓̈̊̊̔́͋̕͘͘̕̚̕͜͜͠͝͠S̴͈̝̫̝͈̓͊̓͛͐̈́̈́͂͋̽͋̾̅͋̎̂̀̀̾͆̀̎̐͗͛̆̔̽̃̇͆̈̌̏̈͛́͂̈́̓̕̚̕͝͝͝Ȧ̵̧̧̛̝͖̥͈̳̬̮̳͍̹̱̗̟̈́̾́̇͂͗̓̐̎̉͐̿̀̾̇͌̿̎̆̎͛̈̄̾̀̿̆̚̚͝͝ͅI̶̢̢̭͇̞̪̯͕̣̙͉̅́̈̐̽͋̓̓̑͌̄̈́̑͆͒̄͊̂̀̿̇̋͋͊͛̓̈̈́̕̚̚͠͝͝D̸̡̡̢̨͎̬̗͎̭̲̟̙͔̳̦̹͇̖̳̗̤͈̖̝̼̫̲̖͖͍͚̭̘̩͈̦̫̀̅̈́̍̂̾͂̋͗́̈́́̇̎͒̈́̃̄͌́̑̉̈́͑͗́̅̊͊̀̅̿̒̑̍͒̄͂̔͊͗̌̕͠͠,̶̧̢̧̡̨̧̝̮̩͕̙͖͖͉̠̭̩͚̹͇̬̻̣̩͙͍̞̼͉͓̗͙͓͎̫̺̲̪̺̭̍͌͆̐̉́́́̊̚̚͜͠͝ͅ ̶̡̡̹̺̠̙̝͍̣̙͚̳̤̩̠̤̗̮̼̯̣͕̜͍͚͈̞̺̞͇̞̤̞̦̹͎͖͕̮̙͕͐̐̋̎͐̒͗̈̈͛͐̊͌̉͂̇̌̆̐̂̍̎̂̅̾͋̎̕̕͠͝͝͝ͅͅA̴̢̨̢̢̡̺͈̻̺̺̩̺̹̫̝͓͇̩͖̯̜̯̰̺̤̘̩͎̥̥̩͇͋̎̈͂̓̀͊̂̉́̈́̊̾̐̓̀̌́̈̍̀͂̀́̈͊̆͗̆̆͂̀͌̌̊̀̽̒͐̈́̔͐͛͒̕̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅ ̷̨̢̢̧̛̭̟̯̪͖̹̤̖̥̠̪̹̭̳̭̪̥̯͔͍͍͕̖̰̗͒̈̃̈́̇̂́̏̀̓̈́̇ͅS̴̡̧̧̢̛̛̛͇̳̦͕̦̝͇͍̮̜͔̯̝͚̺̞͓̪̼͇̘̣̝̈́̔͛̂̈́͆̀̂̑̐͛̈̂̐̉̎̈́̎͂̒͒̈́̍̌̍͋̇́̉̐̀͐̐͘̚̕̚̕̕̕͝͝͝Ą̴̢̧̝͖̻̫̱̖͕̩͉̮̙̘̹̰͈̥͉̞͙̜͚͙͉̜͈̲̪̰̗̼͕̪̱̯̦̜͉̈̓̿͐̓̊͊̊̍̄̈́̆̌̽̑̌̾̓͆̍́̾͘͘͘̚͜͠͝͠ͅͅḶ̸̨̡͖̪̺́̾̑͂̀́̌́̅̇̐͒͂̏̎̓̌̌͑̏͗̑͂̌̓̒̽̄̽͌͗̈́͐́͐̀̑́̊̑̔̕̕͠͝À̷̡̬̦̥̯̼͎̜̟̹̮͍͎͎̅̋͆̋̄̌̿̅͌́̌̀̐͐͌̓̀̐͑̐͒̈́͌̊̇́͗̓̄͝͝͝ͅͅḒ̶̢̧̡̢̼̜̬͕̬̝͖͎̟̘̝̰͖̯̱͍̙̻̦̩̺̑̅̄͜͜͝.̴̨̧̧͉̮̺̠̫̙̖̹̰̞̙̭̟͎̼̤̲̠͈͕̩͉̠͎͔̞̻̪͉̬̞̣̘̤́̏̐̿̂̐̈́̅̒̏̾͂͋̂͛̅̓̓́̐̕̕͠ͅͅͅ
2:34 I Want More Lettuce.
3:41 Finally A Salad 🥗
4:06 Our Queen! Noooo!
What
@@tchadow1918 KIIIND OF BREEEAD?!?!
@@autismnation5262 I SAID A SALAD
@@elmidahiradam WHAT KIIIIND OF BREEEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
@@autismnation5262 I SAID A SALAD!!!
Customer: *hi can I have the key to the bathroom*
Subway worker: *sure, what type of bread*
*Would you like that toasted?*
*/no thx/*
Arianna Robinson 😂
would you like it with olives? lol
*“WHERE DID YOU SAY THAT MCDONALD'S WAS AGAIN"*
Legend has it, that woman is still trying to get a salad
But didn't she get one
@@hillelkrieger she didn’t.
@@botlifematter7111 yeah she did at the end
lol
@@hillelkrieger but he asked her if she wants it “toasted”
The whole salad conundrum will forever be my favorite Courtney performance 😂
so glad this era of smosh is over
Samee
This part of Smosh wasn't that bad. The skits were pretty good. Not as good as Smosh before but this wasn't all that bad.
Noah: RIGHT!! WHAT KIND OF BREAD OPTION?!
Courtney: *a S A L A D ! ! ! !*
WHAT KIND OF BR--
Oh. Do you mean a bread bowl?
@@Gevitron *unholy screeching*
I think Noah meant what bread for the croutons
A SALAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ik
Girl: “I’m attending my father’s funeral...”
*WhAT KiNd oF BrEAd*
*WoUlD yOu LIke HiM ToAstEd?*
Yea
Theodd1sout
SOOOUBWAAAY
Dead bread
Brown
"Hi, I would like a salad"
"Ok, what type of bread?"
"I said a salad"
"Right, what kind of bread?"
I would've tried saying *"0 calorie bread, please"*
Well I would have tried putting 20 croutons on the salad.
I work at subway and honestly…. I’ve even asked “what kind of bread” after being told they wanted a salad… 🤣🤣
What reaction did you get?
“What kind of bread OPTION??”
*_”A SALAAA- -“_*
That’s me when I say mom I want noodles and she says you want poodles
L
the bread is for crotons
Lol
There are salads with bread
Me: *Can I get a bread?*
Worker: *Sure, What type of salad?*
69th like
Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
110th like
N O no
Bread bowl
149th like
it's my tradition to watch this every time i eat subway, that's art.
same, it's a spiritual experience
Same
“I want Joe”
“Whos Joe”
“JOE MAMA”
“Sure what type of bread”
“uhh what”
"Can i have a sandwich?"
"Sure what type of salad?"
Lol Panara Bread be like that
You just got uno’d
Hmm yes the ceiling is made of floor
@@pieceofgarbage4359 lmfao
“Can i have a toilet paper?”
“Sure do u want it toasted?”
"Every Subway smells the same"
Absolutely true. I'm getting flashbacks from my time working there.
No body cares
Samantha Perez I do. So be quiet
@@samanthaperez7203 about youuuuuuuu
@@samanthaperez7203 stfu
This is really true😂😂
Courtney could’ve said that she’d like her salad toasted for 1 Second.
It’s nice to see that the subtitle writers get to have fun :)
"GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!"
"Sure, what kind of bread?"
*cofused noises*
What is cofused
@@x-rax716 he meant confused
Would you like that toasted?
@@x-rax716 I'm not gonna fix my misspelling just because
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"FINALLY SOMEONE BUYS OUR SOUP"
...They sell soup??
Pixie 123 they used to I think
We do!!
Pixie 123 in my subway we do
Not anymore
My subway sells soup
I used to work at subway for one summer and the lettuce thing hit me at a spiritual level
Their subway is cleaner then mine it has rust and mold stuff 😂
0:01: How I do my homework
0:25: What my teacher thinks.
@Tramp Bros no dont woosh this the comment wasn't funny
Tramp Bros idiot
Kinda funny ima like
@Tramp Bros
@Tramp Bros THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT HOW WOOOOSH WORKS
Every Sooubway ever
Puggo Pug oh i see you are a man of culture as well
Wear your seatbelt
Don't forget to wear your seatbelt
W O A H
MOAR LETTUCE!!!! MOOOAAAAARRR!!!!!!
I wanted to work at subway but while watching this now im questioning by decision
God I haven't watched smosh in 5 years and seeing the cast now, holy crap.
yeah, i miss the days with just Ian and Anthony
“You want a six inch Pakistan...”
“What?”
PH Intro plays
Lol
@@rayalexander5298 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Didn't understand that even as a Pakistani but sounds funny 😂😂
me 8n Pakistan
Who got this recommended after watching Milad so much
Me
Me
yup always
me!
Mi mild mirg right
Anyone on a binge bouncing back and forth between eras because both are hilarious?
to this day, this video is still a masterpiece
Smosh: touching the sandwich with no gloves
TheOdd1sout: that’s illegal
ok
Lol
Never seen Gordon Ramsay wear gloves
DrewbyDoo oh shit
Haha
Courtney screaming salad is a whole mood.😆
That was actually kind of hot
@@Watchinwheel ayo what
@@JohnsPlaysYT he has never seen light since 2014
@Someone yup he sure is..
@@lazmo4941 2012 actually lolz
Timestamps:
0:01-Sandwich Artist
0:39-Six Inch Pakistan What?
1:10-A SALAD
1:30- Eat Fresh
1:51-Whole Wheat Bread
2:19-A SALAD PT.2
2:35-More Lettuce
3:40- A SALAD PT.3
4:05-Brocoli Cheddar Soup
5:14- What Kinda Bread(outro)
Thanks ❤❤
@@chickenmedia9947 no problem
The first 30 secs always crack me up 😂
4:05. “I got every one”. “Pokémon, not STD’s” lol
bet he has both👍🏽
@@JonAndreasNilsen maybe he does
Ha lol
Boy: “My mom and dad are divorcing....”
Worker: “SuRe WhAt TyPe Of BrEaD?”
Lol
I would like the divorce type of bread.
nOrMiE
best video ive ever seen. thank you!
I loved watching this video when I was younger, and I still do, I'm glad I remembered this
Legend has it she still didn’t get her salad.
Yeet Patrol it’s in the toaster
Yeet Patrol qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.
@@anthonythomas487 Yeah right, how long would you like this toasted for, very funny.
Every sooubway ever
Lol
Sparkling Garbage James?
Yes!!
Sparkling Garbage TEAMO
Odd1sOut
I’d love happy whimsical music whenever I prepare a meal.
nothing like the old smosh, but not as bad as i thought
It doesn't have the charm, but it is funny.
Shayne especially
but Courtney really shined here!
"WHAT KIIIIIND OF BRRRREEEEAAAAD!!!?" 😂 I can't man
A SALAD
VEGETABLES IN A BOWL
WHA- Wait, Uhh Bread bowl?
NO A SALAD
Theflyingcake 79 Bruh thats not What YOU gotta SAY NOOOOOO
*James has entered the chat*
Y no repli
@@geomochi4904 i have no idea
Lol
This Subway though, not Sooubway
Heli Petunia w
Ive watched this video like 15 times it never gets old lmao
The nostalgia hitting hard, i missed watching these
"I've got every single one. Pokemon, not STDs."
I actually laughed out loud for that one. 😂
Natalie M they literally said it like it was nothing 😂😂
Natalie M same
i still remember that this was the first ever ‘every blank ever’ video i watched 🥺
Lol
Me too!
if u use 🥺 ur stupid
@@mrman4388 🥺🥺
@@mrman4388 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😩🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
I love watching this while eating subway
4 years later and it still has its glory
Ever soobway ever
The odd ones out reference
James Gomez sooubway
M.A.G 2573 no
Hey I need life insurance
Sure what kind of bread
Wrong department. Mate, this is subway we serve sandwich
Toast it’s just a joke
Toast shire what kind of bread
@@duckllesmcfuckles9657 Chicken Sandwich please
Sorry we dont serve life insurance here if you got a problem with that take yo ass to mcdonalds,right around the corner.
The music fits so perfectly with everything
i watched this 46 times and its still good
Random guy: excuse me, where is the bathroom?
Subway employee: Sure, what type of bread?
TUTEX11 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Number 2
And then he got fired.
(Thats the joke)
White bread, please.
Nice comment steal
*A SALAD!!!!!!*
Niff what kind of bread
would you like it toasted?
Alucard NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
EDM Studios me too LOL
So... yeah what kind of bread?
0:01 sandwich Artis
Sandwich artiste
I wish Keith a full and quick recovery .❤️🩹 🙏🏻
Huh?!
@@ash-ge8rs Apparently in a video it's revealed that Keith has been diagnosed with cancer. 🙁
*Bread On Salad Scenes:*
1:10
2:19
3:40
5:14
Champion Red those are my favourite parts
*My favorite moments*
5:14-5:15
the lamest joke
Champion Red q
*I S A I D A S A L A D*
WHEAT OR WHITE BREAD?
white please.
Nathalex Olea WHAT KINDA BREAD YOU WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Nathalex Olea would you like it toasted?
King Bob-Omb: WELL THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK *walks out and blows a hole in the wall*
I watch this every time I eat at subway.
robber: give me all the cash in your register
me: no worries man, what bread will that be on?
*Holds a bowl of salad*
Would you like this toasted?
You didn't ask me what kind of bread you wanted me to have that toasted with
Sure for 5 hours
1 second please
thetrina10tfy egg
NOOO
“Bread bowl?”
*”NO-“*
----------------
“How long would you want this toasted for?”
*”NO-”*
I love you're profile pic
@Max3m 212 likes and only one comment wait make that 2
I just want it toasted for 1 second
You must be new here....
Falsches Video 😂😂😂
I was falling asleep during this video then I hear Courtney say “A SALAD”
They forgot the
“Milad”
Type of subway person
Bro this was a year ago before Milad
@@funnnehdude who is he anyway. there was zero mention of this person's name in the comments last i watched
Brief summary of the comments:
“ODD1SOUT”
“BREAD”
“SUBWAY”
*”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”*
CHEESE
@@mbo2000sa Extra bread please
His name is THEodd1sout
1:26
SALAD
2:53 **The odd1sout fans heavily breathing**
Ikr
Phoeniks Nguyen I was just thinking that!!!
SOUUBWAY
Phoeniks Nguyen SOOUBWAY
Phoeniks Nguyen true
Watching this in 2021 is SO UNCOMFORTABLE no one is MASKING-
I like how theodd1stout just says “every. subway. EVER” prolly tributing to his sooubway series (also he says other things in this vid)
These kinds of Every [Blank] Ever make me hungry while in quarantine
Bruh
me too men
Me too,Looking at people make me hungry
Same
Victoria Grayson I know right
Same
Can I have a Coke?
*would you like that toasted*
Hey I'm Mux Yes, I would have it toasted.
Your forgetting the light spread of mayo
Hey I'm Mux lol
Yes
Bionic wheat
The salad conversation was so funny
I have no idea how the hell this and the IRL death note video kickstarted my Smosh binge
I farded
A SALLLAAAADDDD
A BREADDDDDD
G
Unoriginal
@@Monarckk you're unoriginal
Me: Hey, can I have a drink?
Sooubway worker: *_Want it toasted?_*
Yeah, I like toasted water lol. And hello again
Yes
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sure! What type of bread?
Just Some Guy without a Mustache how do you always pop up every thing I watched
1:51 that sorta greeting will be much common soon😂😂
came back after 3 years later this is still legendary
"I got all of them pokémon not STDs" best quote ever
Sure What Kind of Bread
@@tacoflash71 A SALAD
@@tacoflash71 A SALAD
@@_NotLily._. Do you want a Bread bowl for your Salad?
@@indianapolisjones1615 y e s
every SOOUBWAY ever
Casaurus XD him
Casaurus Iiii
"Every subway smells the same" ikr! They have the exact same scent 😅
That “Ouh” that shayne does- it’s weirdly iconic. Even though it’s just a sigh of relief-
Employee: what type of bread?
Me: Boneless.
Andy Marrow my friend once ordered a boneless pizza...
Lol
Sponsored by Subway.
Stay fresh.
Amazuber eef freef
no its sponsored by soubway
What type of bread with that?
Amazuber i
WRONG SLOGAN
Coming back to one of my favorite videos because.....THEY, ARE, BACK!!!!
Courtney deserves an Emmy for this, lol