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- Ah yes, the four food groups: mystery meat, milk, apples, and a single slice of iceberg lettuce. This is EVERY SCHOOL CAFETERIA EVER.
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Director: Carmen Angelica (@carmesancheeses)
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K.
Awww dangit I thought things actually was fine now 😐😕 now I’m sad again 😃
Can you say hi?
Hi
Yeet
Outback Steakhouse: you can’t fake steak
The school cafeteria: you’re not just wrong you’re stupid
My school fakes a lot of meat
@@ginger2214 chicken nuggets
what are you talking about? all my schools steak, meat and everything is real. we even have a mini subway
@@dehlayen9381lucky.
@@dehlayen9381 Show off
"It's all about breaking their minds and spirits really"
If that isn't the perfect phrase to describe the school system in general I don't know what is
second holocaust
@@starcore7507 UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ha
It’s the third after me
And then.... "It's science." That just added the extra touch!! 😂😂😂😂
I love how Courtney is like a completely different person cos of how well she’s plays a teenage boy
Ya
What if she's a teenage boy irl and plays a grown woman so well that we just don't suspect??
@@csabalako1788 :0
I don’t see it for me it’s just cringe
Please love god and spread his word :D❤️
the way courtney plays a teenage boy is honestly just pure talent it makes no sense
Please love god and spread his word :D❤️
@@Lee-qy8zs no
Courtney is a very talented actor.
@@Lee-qy8zs shut up :D
“Looks like you blew Papa Smurf”
-Shayne Topp
no it’s “OOKLEY IKELEY OUYEY LEWBEU APAPEY MURDSEY”
Dang
Those jocks just bullied that kid with kindness.
Kill 'em with kindness
Truly transcendent
Jock are nice tho 👍
DreamWeaver my brain is too small to comprehend what that “T” word means.
Lmao
3:06 this skit is so extremely accurate, movies and tv will tell you that you will be alone all the time at lunch, and that when someone is sitting alone it means no one likes them, people will walk up too you and not all people sitting alone are lonely.
@@macros208
YEAH!!
Literally this happens to me all the time like sometimes my friends don't eat in the lunch hall but I have to buy my food from there and I'm sitting alone and people go up like 'HEEYYYYYY you're sitting alone are you okay? Wanna sit with us?' And I'm like dude I'm okay I just wanna sit alone
Ok but why does Monica seem like the nicest aunt on earth
Ikr
Who?
@@AMR-rz9qk The kind Cafeteria Worker
That’s not monica
Oh nvm
"There's two kinds of people... and you're the other kind."
I wanna use that on someone.
Ty thats literally the entire personality of soldier 76 from overwatch
So do I
“I don’t do carbs....HeNrY”
*walks away with her tray of a sandwich on white bread and a bag of potato chips
I saw that to had to replay incase I was wrong
I know, I was pissed at them
That girl is an 👾
That’s the joke people are fake for attention
“I don’t do carbs, Henry”
Literally has a sandwich on her plate😂
Don't shoot me
Oh the irony
*i r o n i c*
I love how she said "I don't do carbs." But she has a sandwich and Lays chips.
and bananas
The "I'll just starve" after offering the carrot sticks is the truest thing
Bailey Sexton yeah bro that had me dying😂
My brother used to take them all and eat them during 5th
Jazzy Doggo no offense but... really? Anything made in the schools I went to tasted like crap, including the carrot sticks and other veggies.
he'd drink mouthwash, and yet wouldn't eat carrots
I love carrots tho. XD I'm an omnivore. I know *WHO ASKED*
Dang, this hit me with nostalgia of a month ago when I wasn't always in the same 3 rooms.
Lol
And eating sandwiches 3 meals a day every day in those 3 rooms
I was in the same seven rooms!
This hit me with nostalgia, cause this is their best sketch in the past 3 months, imo. Idk what it is, but most of them don’t make me laugh anymore.
@@MichaelRockfez I know all of the clips slightly chained together in some way aswell
Yo I had a lunch lady in my 3rd grade and she was so nice dude, she would literally come in to my class and help me with my work in math. I actually almost cried when she got laid off of her job, so depressing, shout out to that lunch lady
One of my high school lunch ladies used to slip me extra food when she knew we were going through lean times at home. I still think of her all these years later.
The funny part is, that scene with the jocks trying to befriend the loner nerdy kid was me in high school.
At least a couple different times there were more socially accepted people who were like, "Hey! Come join our party over here at this table! I see you as a fellow human being and someone worth getting to know, not just a social outcast!" And I would be like, "You know what? Thank you so much for your kindness, but I'm good."
“Who casually drinks milk?”
Me: pouring my self a glass of milk
Lol
CatBoxGMZ most of us do
I literally just had a milk shake a few minutes ago
Me: drinks straight out of the jug.
all of you are insane
" shouldnt they relax during their lunch hour?"
Me: people get an hour???
We get just 35 minutes
we get 25 minutes😂
Ducko Da Duck that’s me
by hour they mean time
We get 30
Healthy boy: “You just look like you’re blue papa smurf.”
Oh, god dang it here we go again.
I pretty sure he said "you look like you blew papa smurf"
Please love god and spread his word :D❤️
“HEY, DONT LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!!” -Ian 2020
Smosh's Every School Cafeteria Ever: has people
Currently every cafeteria ever: empty
Not in the uk
No some people are still in school but only if there parents are working on the front line so they have to stay in school
@@hannahshippey7970 wut
Hoop King in aus kids of essential workers eg teachers or doctors can still go to school but everyone else stays home
I actually have to go to school
I swear among every group of jocks they just have a nerd that no one knows how they ended up there.
Yup sounds about right
LOL YEAH! HAHAHAHA
That nerd is to do hw 😂
its usually because the nerd is a cool nerd and can hang out just fine and not like the freak nerds that plays nerd games
That’s me, but they’re actually good friends
7:51 literally how I got my friends...
Ian: We need to be as OPPRESIVE as possible, really break their spirits down
“WHY ARE WE SO LAME KAREN?!”
very important question
Dan Jay i was about to say that lol
Anthony Herrera Rivera My moms name is karen ❛⚊❛
Katie you and Karen are considered lame due to the stupid social higharky of junior high
@@atleastitry1466 you mean hierarchy?
Bramesh ESS yes
Is everyone just gonna ignore when Shane said “this is *not* my favorite pizza place”
No joke, i saw this comment a split second before he said that
When
That gave me life.❤️
Galaxy G Life 4:39
@@nicolinasmith8986 thank you
1:06 I like how Courtney makes the best faces 🤣
i appreciate the nice cafeteria people that wouldn't charge me twice as much to get two milks when I was in highschool. And i appreciate my highschool and college cafeteria for having never judged me for the ton of food i ate.
“I watched the Simpsons last night.”
“I’m sorry?”
IM DEAD 🤣
“Who casually drinks milk?”
**slowly puts my glass of milk down**
dumpster I DO!! I perfer my bones and teeth healthy THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!
I heard that and saw this comment
good
I heard it while seeing this comment
I drink so much milk my bones are unbreakable
5:08
Me spending 5 minutes trying to remember if papa surf was actually blue
XD totally
You could’ve just googled it?
@@theicecreamninja101ok pal
“I don’t do carbs , HeNrY”
Literally has chips and a sandwich
When the popular kid gets McDonald’s and everyone’s like “ *omg you went out of school wtf* “
I thought getting food from out of school was a regular thing. When I was in high school people would always go out or order food to the school
I did that a lot in senior year because I got a car, but normally there’s a cafe right across the street (best chicken tenders ever).
Carlos Lopez-Ortega do you need cpr?
Guys call 911 someone’s dying
Yo. I was WAY COOLER in ELEMAENTARY! ...... MY MOM BROUGHT IT😏
Half of the seniors where I go get food out of school
“Who casually drinks milk?” I feel personally attacked.
Strong Boyo same bro same
Strong Boyo me too 😞
Milk is the best beverage
There's a gas station near my house where I buy milk.
They have a milk card system - every 15 gallons gives you a free gallon.
I'm on my third card in less than four months.
Wow
“I don’t do carbs”
**has a sandwich and a BAG OF CHIPS!**
"This is not my favorite pizza place"
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD THAT ON THIS CHANNEL
“I don’t do carbs, Henry”
*has a sandwich and chips on tray*
"I'm doin keto!"
Lunch: Literally only bread
Nick Miller Lunch:
A pile of Nerds (literally just flavored sugar)
Bread
He was obviously joking
“I don’t do carbs Henry.”
Sandwich on tray.
True 😂 *exposed*
i was about to comment about that lol
Not to mention the chips
😂
Yep chips and a sandwich XD
I like how his playing with his daino nuggets 6:21
"I watched the Simpsons for the first time last night"
"I'm sorry"
that had me dying
“i got carrot sticks”
“I’d rather starve”
had me dying
If u were dead u wouldn’t comment this :I
Eddie Boi weird it’s a joke about laughing a lot
@@dolor23124 It's literally saying that you laughed a lot.
@@dolor23124 r/wooosh
@@blagoevski336 no it's not. Whoever says,"this made me die!😅" is stupid.
Kid in cafeteria : can I have macaroni and cheese
Noah as the cafeteria worker: WHAT KIND OF BREAD
Most 9 year old thing I've ever heard
Every subway ever lol 😂😂😂
Lol i remember that video
@@glypthz r u sure about dat
Glypthz, WhY wOuLd YoU tElL a StRaNgEr YoUr AgE
1:55 it was at this moment Karen knew
She had to speak to the manager
5:14 focking love this bit
“It’s all about breaking their minds and spirits, it’s science.”
Cheers, I’ll drink to that bro.
This principal needs his own tv show.
Yes the potato is looking at yo
Nice bro
“Why do you have letters, it’s math”
Idk either man
Enno VanDam 1 answer. Variables
Algebra???
Enno VanDam worded problems?
I have to write a whole report about the height of gorillas for maths, with like six paragraphs :(
soul stealer ew
0:19 that’s when Ian losses his job at smosh and has to work as a lunch lady
Damien:We got chicken nuggets and fries.why what did u guys get?
The girl:We got chicken nuggets and fries
Damien:Sounds lame as hell
"Why do you have letters if you're doing math" LMAO
Not wrong. Why does maths have letters?
@@brandonhey8423 Because sometimes numbers are not enough and you need letters.
@@brandonhey8423 ya ikr why tho
Ben Cater x= holy shit how much does that kid eat?
Edit:changed I'd to kid.
Everyone's forgotten what the school cafeteria looks like
Lizzie Hollick I remember mine, there’s not even a back to the seat, there like little circles.
I havent
Nope
That's cause I don't eat in the cafeteria, I eat at the bottom of a stairwell in sweet isolation. Sometimes a few friends stop by, but most of the time I just go on Reddit or read comics.
My School District doesn’t have Cafeterias, so...
Them: Who casually drinks milk?
Me: looks over at my milk
Lactose intolerant people:
2:10
"So you come to me, on the first day of school. Asking for a sandwich? I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse."
Pours myself a glass of milk
Smosh: who casually drinks milk
Me: Continues to drink my milk out of spite
Me tomorrow morning: *to my butt hole* I'm so sorry dude
Lol
I do Shane, I casually fuckin drink milk
Same, I drink like 2 gallons a day😂
That scene hurt me.
"I don't do carbs, Henry."
**Literally has a sandwich on her tray**
1sd
Hahhahahahahh copiers
The Asterisks man you didn’t do
Them right
That's smosh logic
And chips
imagine wacthing this when it came out new and wacthing again but haven't realized it's been 9 months
I read that as lactating. XD
I think "I Don't do carbs, henry" is the best line ever uttered in the history of everything
"Why are we so lame karen?!"
*You answered your question the moment you opened your mouth*
Everyone: salad
Schools that don’t serve salad: *pasta king*
That’s actually pretty good I like it
ᴊᴇᴍʀᴇ_ɪs_ᴀ_ʙɪɢ we have salad and pasta
Do u know about the healthy plate thing?
So my school has a big salad, which counts as the whole meal (then u get milk and whatever extra) and we have a small salad which is the “veggie” part of our meal (we then get milk and anything else we want)
So the big salad has many topping on it (I like the chicken ones) so I get that one but my friends find it gross for some reason lol
I sometimes get the small salad along with my main meal when I feel like I want it.
Also, yeah,
*i violently shake the salad to mix in the water-ranch*
Every Monday at my old high school they would serve taco salad in the salad line
My school has salad
"I don't do carbs, Henry."
*Literally carrying a bag of chips on her lunch tray*
the mean lunch guy's arc is just : "if they become friends, they're gonna talk about work, and if they talk about work. they're gonna talk about us"
no one:
absolutely no one:
shayne: "this is not my favorite pizza place." *literally me
This might be the shittiest youtube comment i've read this week. And let me tell you, the competition is crazy
@@NotFlappy12 thats kinda rude
it’s not absolutely no one if it’s you too...?
@@EverydayKiki im saying its a mood
@@avigailmorris6889 you're making it worse
She doesn't do carbs but she has a sandwich on her plate
3:58 You guys get chairs? Lucky. In my area we got benches. Having something to rest your back on was too comfortable, it might teach you to slouch or something. Or maybe it would give you corona.
Did anyone else’s lunch rooms have random clapping like if a friend group starts clapping for no reason like the hole area starts clapping
Wtf yeah, but it was like one group went "oooohhhhh" and then everyone just followed
Yes!
Yes
my school someone started a "we will we will rock you" thing, we just slammed the tables and pissed off the teachers-
Yyyyup. Still don't understand it
“I have some carrot sticks”
“I’ll just starve”
*ad plays*
Lmao
Dude when I was reading your comment it was at that moment that your comment was just about to happen
We are Ronan Venom!!!! Chronos does mean time in Greek
My school lunch in highschool was honestly so good. I miss it. 10 years and honestly, still some of the best meals.
3:10 Me in middle school when my friends sat down next to me as I was trying to read without interruption.
1:09
"so... tiktok!"
me trying to be social at school
“I don’t do carbs Henry” *said while holding a bag of potato chips*
Wait for real
and a sandwich
Wow, you have a buffet and you can wear whatever clothes you want at school! I envy you
6:50 I don’t do carbs
Has a sandwich wrapped in plastic wrap
"You look like you blew papa smurf"
I'm dying
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How did they not do the “kid who just gets 19 bags of chips” or the “the kid who buys everyone everything to be cool”
Never seen those people
@@jj2059 someone at my table did cuz hes rich so he thinks he can
I’m the kid who buys everyone everything cuz I’m a gullible bitch 😂
wasn't the first one just a bunch of potato chips?
What about the person who’s mom gets them fast food lunch?
Girl: I don’t do carbs Henry...
Also Her: Has a sandwich
Kimmy: You guys all think you're so much better than me.
Shayne, Courtney and Monica: (shaking boxes) oh, Kimmy, that's the least fancy thing you could have said
The jock thing? Accurate. Actually: Everything? Accurate.
Same with the for profit prison system
Hamotin1 Michael reminds me of the play Pipeline. Sad that this is actually an issue
Evey Bemn hotel? Trivago.
We don't really have jocks at my high school we didn't even have cliques and our school actually had good food. Probably because its a small down
"Why do you have letters when you're doing MATH?"
Literally what I thought the first time letters were introduced in maths
7:23 why’s there a piece of bread on the floor 😂
XD
5:25 I feel like the government does this a lot.
"This is not my favourite pizza place." You know that when Shane says that, shit's about to get real.
Hi 😄
I bet u say hi every comment :> also stop is annoying thanks!
shayne*
Hello..
@@dogeical3733 Does it really matter?
"Are these chicken nuggets or shards of glass?"
Well, they're certainly not chicken.
69th like hahhahahhahahahahha
their glass nuggets
It's plastic
Hihihihihihihihi, good one.
The chicken nuggets in my school sometimes had bones
I swear the crew make some freaking hilarious videos sometimes and I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂...Evil Ian is lit.
6:53 that poster behind them, I love smosh for the reason they know how to keep in touch and they know what is funny.
“Why do you have letters when your doing maths?”
That is a question I ask myself everyday...
It meth
Theres word problems in math....yet theres math in everything- so....wait.....the whole world is a lie.....
When studying math in university the only numbers you will see are in the date. School really gives you a weird impression of math.
Not only letters, but GREEK letters
You forgot the person that begs for everyone’s food
I was always the person that got a whole tray so that I could eat the fruit and then let that person have the rest of my lunch.
I like your pfp
I have to agree... I myself does it xD
@@thequartermaster6268 thank you!
That's mee
Everything “Principle Ian” said at the end would work with his relationship with Anthony. Go old Smosh!
"i dont do carbs, henry"
proceeds to walk away with a pb and j sandwich and chips
"I watched Simpsons for the first tim last night"
"I'm sorry"
“This is not my favorite pizza place”
Words of wisdom
Me neither
Ba ha baba
“I don’t do carbs Henry” holding a sandwich and chips
That's what I was saying
That is a mood though
when..
Jock: "We're going to hang out with you whether you like it or not."
The group of extroverts to a introvert
I wish
kid named out:
I swear the lunch lady in my high school that worked at the cash register was Joseph Stalin.
And mine was hirhito
@@Jo9917-6 Hirohito
I guess you could say she was *STALIN* you? I'll see myself out.
“y do u have letters if ur doing math?”💀
“I don’t do carbs, Henry.” She says with almost all carbs on her tray.
PrizKing505 I think that’s the joke
Lol
@@3mlLy8 ok
Potato u don’t have to r/woooosh everything
It’s a joke
“I don’t do Carbs” *Walks away with sandwich and chips*
So I wasn't the only one to notice this
ME NEITHER
@@babyanas2008the world had only picked a few of us
@@leaderoftherats the world had only picked a few of us
Please love god and spread his word :D❤️
6:41 I dont do carbs holding chips and a sandwich
That skit w Damion and the jocks gave me flashbacks to high school driver's ed when I just wanted to sit and read and the girl who sat in front of me WOULD NOT STOP TALKING TO ME
Real talk, I’m autistic, and what those jocks did is how i met my best friend. I looked around the cafeteria to look for the nerdiest table, found three guys, sat down and told them, “You guys are my friends now.” ...okay.
MoeFlameLord honestly I would love to meet a friend like that
I think thats a great way to make everyone like you
It’s so dumb when people ask people to be their friends usually it comes naturally
Drew Jasper not really, some people are just straight forward
MoeFlameLord awww that’s really nice
‘Violent salad shaking intensifies’