That Doran deck wasn't even running Sapling of Colfenor, Nemata Primeval Warden, Colfenor the Last Yew, or even a Grim Contest such a shame. I know I've built my Doran deck to be mostly GW but even I included enough ways to support playing the above mentioned cards. I do agree that they could lean a little further into black but not much more depending on the mana base.
Can't wait for deck roasts to become less unobtainium. Would love to get one, but it seemed completely pointless to try on Patreon. Really psyched that that is changing.
oh shit I gotta tell more people to subscribe to you, editors need a very steady supply of buttered lettuce to survive especially in these trying times
Video was awesome (I am now attempting to brew a most diabolical lurking predators deck) but I did have one thing to point out; i don't know if you and mango just didn't notice or didn't know but the little image mango used for themselves at the beginning there is definitely AI Generated. Good work otherwise, and have a good day man
I think it's time we just made it official and banned winning in commander. Winning ruins the game for casual players and should only be allowed at cEDH tables. Also, using tutors, boardwipes, counterspells, wheels, infect, eldrazi, slivers, combos, reserved list cards, or mana rocks that cost less than 3 mana makes you a bad person who should be permanently exiled from all LGS and playgroups. In fact, we should do away with life totals entirely. Dealing damage to your opponent makes casual players feel bad. All creatures have indestructible. Exiled cards are just shuffled back into your deck. Everyone has an Elixir of Immortality in the command zone. All must lands enter tapped, playing lands that enter untapped is too powerful and should only be done at World Championship level tournaments. All games should take a minimum of 72 hours to complete and end in a draw. Otherwise, what's the point of even shuffling up to play? No combos even if they need ten cards to pull off, and all alternate win cons are banned. All spells can not be countered, bounced, redirected, or interacted with in any way. All stax pieces are banned. No one can play more than one land or spell per turn, even if a card would normally allow it. Copied spells have no effect. Finally, because this is a social format, you have no input as to what cards go into your deck. Your opponents vote on what cards you are allowed to use. We'll call it "Strictly Worse EDH"
@maldhound true. If they get it off, cool. I have a pure hate relationship with predators cause it f***s me over every time. I'll stay blue and keep rhystic.
@@maldhound I mean to be fair my favorite deck is a Caesar, legion’s emperor… (which I do plan on having you review just waiting for slots to open again)
Hey Mald, question. There's this dinky wargamer shop in the town where ky dad lives. They had a TCG called Tetraverse, and at a cursory look at Google it looks like it's not taking off. Have you heard of Tetraverse before? I promise it exists
Life is a resource often worth spending for additional cards, being able to look at 3 additional cards and either get the best one or pass on them because they aren’t useful at the moment for 1 mana is great, without even considering the benefits of filling the graveyard
How did you manage to take a Valgavoth deck and remove Spiteful Visions or Mogis, two of the strongest enchantments suited for the deck that are part of the precon, and then NOT add some of the strongest stuff out there, like Sheoldred or Spellshock? That's beyond downgrading, that's just ruining your gameplan. Or maybe this person wanted to keep his friends.
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. This knife with some anthrax brings you to your knees.
That Doran deck wasn't even running Sapling of Colfenor, Nemata Primeval Warden, Colfenor the Last Yew, or even a Grim Contest such a shame. I know I've built my Doran deck to be mostly GW but even I included enough ways to support playing the above mentioned cards. I do agree that they could lean a little further into black but not much more depending on the mana base.
This video was the perfect length to eat a sandwich to
Hell yea Mango earnin that lettuce
The roasts stay fire Mald
Wait, do Tulok and Mald have the same editor???
ty for the lettuce
Black having access to playable spells got me rolling.
"How did you downgrade a precon" man that's rough.
Was not expecting the MTG x Call ot Duty MLG edit, but its a fitting touch.
Playing Anthrax Knife on a Thorn Elemental would be wild. Turns an Assassination Tool into a Battering Ram smeared in cow shit
Can't wait for deck roasts to become less unobtainium. Would love to get one, but it seemed completely pointless to try on Patreon. Really psyched that that is changing.
Soon
I run MacCready in my Doran deck and it is almost always the MVP when it hits the board
Agreed
Love it when you talk about my Boy Doran
Mango..Mangooo... You're incredible. We got to get you into the brewing studio. You're going to be bigger than Maldhoud!
Mald Attenborough on BBC1 😂
oh shit I gotta tell more people to subscribe to you, editors need a very steady supply of buttered lettuce to survive especially in these trying times
I don't wanna hear about how good people are at pumping the trees while you hover over the ancient wood knot, MaldHound
I am the Lorax, I speak for the Trees. And Currently they are saying "Get on your Knees"
Did *not* expect to get jumpscared by my freaking uncle in the opening seconds!
I'd love a separate channel of only this
the new intro is peak 🔥🔥🔥
Video was awesome (I am now attempting to brew a most diabolical lurking predators deck) but I did have one thing to point out; i don't know if you and mango just didn't notice or didn't know but the little image mango used for themselves at the beginning there is definitely AI Generated.
Good work otherwise, and have a good day man
I wish cucumber lime Gatorade was just a bit, but I know it's not. It's a thing. And it's an abomination
We have the Wort smash or pass, but could we get a full roast for our Auntie?
I think I've asked before, but would love to see a Rem Karolus roast! Either stalwart slayer or with the addition of st.traft XD
Give the man his 🥬 lettuce he earned it this week.
Can’t wait for Gonti
Hint hint
I have a way stronger version of the karametra decks idea in monogreen... lol
I think it's time we just made it official and banned winning in commander. Winning ruins the game for casual players and should only be allowed at cEDH tables. Also, using tutors, boardwipes, counterspells, wheels, infect, eldrazi, slivers, combos, reserved list cards, or mana rocks that cost less than 3 mana makes you a bad person who should be permanently exiled from all LGS and playgroups.
In fact, we should do away with life totals entirely. Dealing damage to your opponent makes casual players feel bad. All creatures have indestructible. Exiled cards are just shuffled back into your deck.
Everyone has an Elixir of Immortality in the command zone. All must lands enter tapped, playing lands that enter untapped is too powerful and should only be done at World Championship level tournaments. All games should take a minimum of 72 hours to complete and end in a draw. Otherwise, what's the point of even shuffling up to play?
No combos even if they need ten cards to pull off, and all alternate win cons are banned. All spells can not be countered, bounced, redirected, or interacted with in any way. All stax pieces are banned. No one can play more than one land or spell per turn, even if a card would normally allow it. Copied spells have no effect.
Finally, because this is a social format, you have no input as to what cards go into your deck. Your opponents vote on what cards you are allowed to use. We'll call it "Strictly Worse EDH"
Cucumber Lime Gatorade is good.
Problem with Karametra is that every creature has to be cast. Lurking Predators doesn't work.
You don’t really need to trigger karametra’s ramp every creature for both outcomes of “if cast, ramp” or “if predators, free creature” to be useful
@maldhound true. If they get it off, cool. I have a pure hate relationship with predators cause it f***s me over every time. I'll stay blue and keep rhystic.
I kind of want to submit my deck just because of my very organized tags XD
Runo Stromkirk needs to be roasted as cool as the new intro is
Cucumber lime is the best Gatorade flavor and I will not stand for this blasphemy
That’s crazy that you lost your tastebuds so young bro
@@maldhound I mean to be fair my favorite deck is a Caesar, legion’s emperor… (which I do plan on having you review just waiting for slots to open again)
As the New year is upon us i ask you to do a roast of Lathiel, the Bounteous Dawn.
crash of rhino beetles mentioned
I was waiting for this
Animatu the fateshifter, my first cammander
Ay, where do i go to submit a decklist? I've been building skeleton tribal for a few years now and am curious what you think of what i got so far.
Day 12 of the Tuvasa the Sunlit crusade, viva les enchantements!
4:18 What's wrong with Mirran Crusader? 😅 Sounds like a nice beater with interesting evasions to me.
What do i have to do to get one of my crap decks absolutely flamed
So if I present my decklists it has a chance to get roasted by Maldhound himself?
Where do I sign up?!
how do u post a deck
Is treefolk harbinger supposed to look like a preggo mama taking her preggo photoshoot? Cuz that looks like glowing baby bump it’s holding
I have 2 decks, one for each of ya.
I personally prefer Anvil of Bogardon over Ripples of Undeath.
Where can I enter my commander deck for this?
There's going to be a kofi page that you can buy a roast slot on starting in january. He said he's gonna announce in discord when they go live
@underscore____4060 awesome thanks
Hey Mald, question.
There's this dinky wargamer shop in the town where ky dad lives. They had a TCG called Tetraverse, and at a cursory look at Google it looks like it's not taking off.
Have you heard of Tetraverse before? I promise it exists
I have not
Watching the last part of this video was weird, seeing as how I share a name with one of these commanders (my name is Doran)
Personally i prefer Lord of Pain as my commander but man when i swear i get Valgavoth every game anyway lmao
I cant explain why, but I'm CONVINCED you live in Alabama
Asking for Gaddock teeg
Day ?? of asking if you would let Kotori, Pilot Prodigy take you for a ride
I don't understand why people submit tribal decks, or really any decks that are built the same way as every other deck of their kind.
Why is ripple of undeath "good" ? Genuine question.
Life is a resource often worth spending for additional cards, being able to look at 3 additional cards and either get the best one or pass on them because they aren’t useful at the moment for 1 mana is great, without even considering the benefits of filling the graveyard
Akroma tho
Day 9: Sun Ce, Young Conqueror
Day four of asking for Liliah, Undefeated Slickshot.
How did you manage to take a Valgavoth deck and remove Spiteful Visions or Mogis, two of the strongest enchantments suited for the deck that are part of the precon, and then NOT add some of the strongest stuff out there, like Sheoldred or Spellshock? That's beyond downgrading, that's just ruining your gameplan. Or maybe this person wanted to keep his friends.
Day 1 of asking for Lord of Windgrace
Slivdrazi Monstrosity
Do it coward
Day 47
Obligatory 1st
Day 5 asking for
Urza, Lord Protector
Hmmm no audio?
Why are you midrolling the patreon gratitude?
Day 31 asking for tayam
Great command, I have a few deck with that one.
@Barry-x9o it's my favorite deck. I built it up from its precon to a cEDH level
Bro has one joke and it's "green bad because it has everything but card draw"