Why Millennials Are Insufferable. Dry Bar Comedy

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  • Boomers take on millennials and Gen Z in this brand new Dry Bar Comedy compilation. Lets face it, no generation understands the generation that comes after it, and that becomes abundantly clear in this new compilation. Whether it's mistaking millennials for gen z, or just generally not understanding the things that they do, these baby boomer comedians are sure to have you laughing from start to finish in this hilarious compilation.
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  • @Jarmezrocks
    @Jarmezrocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Enemy Air craft @2 o'clock"
    "Oh that's in an hour"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @smbrowning578
    @smbrowning578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    We wanted OUT of the house because our parents made it miserable to stay there! Birds do the same thing to get their young to fledge 👍

    • @maricampari3970
      @maricampari3970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OMG dude Im a millennial raised by a boomer and I couldn't take my bike anywhere unless my parent could see mee from the front door. When I wanted to leave I couldn't ever leave unless a friend invited me over. As an adult I'm not good at exploring new places because of that sheltering.

    • @smbrowning578
      @smbrowning578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maricampari3970 Consider the reason your parents were so cautious. And then think about how your situation has changed. That was then, this is now. Try to let it go. I have struggled with that myself. IE: my childhood in the SF bay area during the Zodiac killer saga🙏

    • @maricampari3970
      @maricampari3970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@smbrowning578 I've worked through most of it, thanks! Im more aware of the need to explore and be spontaneous more often in order to balance myself. Once you're aware of the program you can plan to rewrite it

    • @fireballxl-5748
      @fireballxl-5748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is a big difference between an adult living off his parents and a child all the time growing up being emotionally abused....constantly.

    • @JourneyToHealth-bq5uy
      @JourneyToHealth-bq5uy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I was going to school, working full-time, in a bunch of activities, and then came home to work including the weekends. I was sent away all summer between camps I didn't want to go to (i.e. outdoor showers with cold water, etc.) or school activities that practiced during the summer. I did get to be with friends AFTER I did everything until it was dark (& got to enjoy some great dinners elsewhere...no offense to my mother as they were unhealthy at my friends' but it was a treat because my mother was a health nut as well as someone who saved despite doing really well). So moving out once I graduated at age 17 was freedom!!!!!!!!! I did buy my first car at age 15 ($400/mo, which did incl. insurance), all my bedroom furniture & clothes that were over $100 a year which was usually our birthday/Christmas present since both of us had bdays at that time of yrs within 22 days of each other (my parents netted at least over $150k then & I grew up in a 4k sq. ft. house on a golf course since 1974, which is pretty good in So. FL)...I paid for everything (put my self through grad school while working 60+ hrs & wasn't considered independent for any student loans until age 24 until I had my only child just before that age, & then finally I was independent & could start building up some credit, despite not having a cent from my parents) & so did my brother who died the year I moved out (he started a business at age of 16 & that business netted over $100k when he died 2 mos. shy of age 22). This was in the '80s. My mother never held me and told me every single day that we were privileged to live in her house so my brother & I were the closest until I lost him. My father was too mysogynistic when it came to his duty to parent a daughter so he was MIA.
      My daughter & her husband have no idea how I tried to make it better as I never held anything against my parents (just wanted to be close & accepted by them; my daughter said I was a great mom but because her father chose not to be in her life since she was age 8 that was somehow my fault, esp. when he died 2 yrs ago; he never paid child support but I never talked bad about him because my parents fault all the time & I never wanted that for my daughter no matter what form; now, since her father can do no wrong, she's got 3 half siblings, which I'm very happy for her, but says to me she feels more like she's related to them - they're age 5 - 16 where she's late 20s - & their mother so she's in contact with them everyday where I'm nonexistent to her; my daughter & I were close and I helped watch her daughter 50% - paid for everything - for the first 3 yrs, just for reference only, but now that she knows particularly her father's significant other, I mean nothing apparently; I wish all of us could come together - if only at a holiday every few years - since I was married to a person that binds us but apparently no loyalty for me esp. due to struggling to walk after my autoimmune disease got worse & 5 failed spine operaitons). As long as I'm alive, my love is unconditional it just hurts because I don't think once every few years is a lot to ask & this mother talks negativetly about me to my daughter even though I have never met her. The only thing I heard was my daughter told me that she resented me because my ex-husband wanted her to work more like I did but I know my ex-husband thought he loved her more so she should appreciate that (she certainly didn't support him paying for his first born from a 12 year marriage & didn't mind what 3 additional children would add even though she said they were always broke to me when I elected not to have any more children until I could afford to have them). I know my daughter loves who she loves and I support that, but it just hurts as I already do not have any family either & just wanted the most basic thing in life once in a blue moon. Oh well. I do worry for my granddaughter who is in pre-K (she will be my only grandchild). I think the schools need to incorporate growing up in a social media world (in addition to being taught at home) but I doubt that will ever happen.

  • @stephanieharries7746
    @stephanieharries7746 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Although I'm not his age I think it's really refreshing to have a mature person make fun of younger people for a change

  • @jimp6542
    @jimp6542 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Brad is one of the funniest comedians on Dry Bar Comedy.

  • @theriddlerUSA
    @theriddlerUSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I do miss slamming phone receivers down!!!

  • @davidarundel6187
    @davidarundel6187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The older phones , attached to the wall , or looking like a candle stick , with a heavy drop earing , were best . They couldn't track you & the only bugs were neighbours on a party line .

    • @charleskeefer5869
      @charleskeefer5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or the bug i broke in n put on...

    • @shawnneice4322
      @shawnneice4322 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where my fiance's family are just got rid of the party line in the 90's

    • @bobcadley3763
      @bobcadley3763 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope -even with a house and kids Milllenials still are selfish, entitled, rud, impatient and self involved.

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz ปีที่แล้ว

      Yooooo I rmb getting into an argument w those glitches! They were like get off the line, and we were like U GET OFF the line. No one was talking about what we initially placed the call for, and just yellin over one another (we were kids, they were adults, it seemed)

  • @barkter
    @barkter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "you don't have a buck and a quarter?"
    "I'm overdrafting right now dude"

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Some people never handle cash. It's different, but what do I care? Didn't find this guy or his premise funny, and I"m 60.

    • @autogirl53208
      @autogirl53208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marshwetland3808 i dont think u have a sense of humor

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@autogirl53208 Keep on not thinking!

    • @oddmanout7755
      @oddmanout7755 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the way.

  • @wayneyadams
    @wayneyadams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:50 I remember an episode of "Futurama" where they wandered down into the ruins of an old 20th century city and when they saw a phone booth they asked Frey (who lived in the 20th century and had been reawakened from a cryogenic booth) what it was. He told them that it was phone booth with a phone inside. The 30th century people replied "Phones came in booths, then why are we carrying these heavy things around?" and immediately threw and smashed their cell phones on the ground.

  • @SoManyRandomRamblings
    @SoManyRandomRamblings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My dad and I are the opposite in terms of using card vs cash. He is the one using debit to buy a 2 dollar item, and here I am with a coin purse. 😆

    • @heathermiller5765
      @heathermiller5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol that is funny. I tend to use physical money as well unless I’m paying with a gift card or something 😊

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep. Old people use cards a ton. They've figured out that it's easier than fumbling and digging, they just whip out the card and pay.
      Millennials are more likely to use cash than old people, these days, in my experience.

    • @sadhbh5731
      @sadhbh5731 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, we have a hipster

  • @tsherman393
    @tsherman393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I was X generation. We were considered worthless too :)

    • @mybiz1006
      @mybiz1006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If an adult looked at you, a smack was coming. Lol.

    • @avoiceinthewilderness9864
      @avoiceinthewilderness9864 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame, true though.

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      At least we could take a joke, unlike the whiney millennials in this comment section.

    • @trae4529
      @trae4529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Primalxbeast and we didn’t need safe spaces....🙄

    • @c.a.g.3130
      @c.a.g.3130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the most part, you were.

  • @frankierzucekjr
    @frankierzucekjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    These were great. I'm so glad to have been born in the 80s and had a wonderful childhood. These jokes brought back some great memories

    • @bartmix8994
      @bartmix8994 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your childhood must have sucked.

  • @GERRYMALONEY47
    @GERRYMALONEY47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Drybar never ceases to amaze me and make me laugh hysterically I laugh so hard I cried thank you guys so much for having some of the best comedians I have ever heard in my life and not one single F-bomb in the entire program absolutely awesome thank you so much!! DRY BAR ROCKS!!

  • @brett4264
    @brett4264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Remember when you don't want to call someone with too many 8s, 9s and 0s in their phone number? They'd break your index finger!

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👏👏 👏🤣👏 👏👏

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hated the 0's especially if there were more than one!

    • @shawnneice4322
      @shawnneice4322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've seen a video of millennials and gen z trying to figure out how to use a rotary phone. It's an ABSOLUTE RIOT!

    • @thatbooknerdoverthere7899
      @thatbooknerdoverthere7899 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shawnneice4322 Rotatory phones??? As the standard kind of phone? I'm sorry but are you all like 80? Rotatory phones haven't been the standard since the 80s 😂🤦‍♀

    • @shawnneice4322
      @shawnneice4322 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatbooknerdoverthere7899 The point is not the phone specifically Jr. It's about old technology in general kid.

  • @trackhoehunter2544
    @trackhoehunter2544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I seriously appreciate the awesome clean comedy that I can listen to when my kids are around! Keep it up!

  • @allin3940
    @allin3940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The first routine is a classic

  • @jamisondeeley9080
    @jamisondeeley9080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What does the symbol for target mean?" "I have failed as a parent." Is the correct response

  • @raymondc9513
    @raymondc9513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    At this point, some of these comedians probably think Millennial means anyone born 1990s to 20XX

    • @aaronjesseaguilarhughes3517
      @aaronjesseaguilarhughes3517 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's okay. We can't blame them for their education. ( said by a millennial, the "most educated generation" ;P )

  • @westabsupplyebay4093
    @westabsupplyebay4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I have had two coworkers now at separate jobs that don't know how to tell time on an analog clock.

    • @heathermiller5765
      @heathermiller5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The first time I knew someone like that was in high school back in ‘04. Blew my mind, and I’ll be honest, I found it a bit amusing. I’m definitely planning on teaching my daughter to avoid this type of scenario lol (she turns 5 in May)

    • @autogirl53208
      @autogirl53208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No way...we are doomed

    • @shawnneice4322
      @shawnneice4322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAD statement.

    • @kathleenredick275
      @kathleenredick275 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I work in a Christian school, we have analog clocks, and teach them how to make change.

  • @ChristochatBTW
    @ChristochatBTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I grew up in an old style house my grand parents had a rotary phone, we watched movies on VHS, I didn't get a phone until I was 16, we played on video games... That didn't have online functionality, we only had an hour a day to play. We hit each other with sticks and crap for fun. We had lightsabers to knock the crap out of each other with.
    And we got hit by our parents if we did anything stupid

    • @crissyfox553
      @crissyfox553 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How old are you?

    • @ChristochatBTW
      @ChristochatBTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crissyfox553 18 born in '03

    • @eastsideterri25
      @eastsideterri25 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ha we didn't get a phone til we got our own place. Our video games were going on roof with water trough and hose. Fill up wait til neighbor boys come around corner in their Sunday clothes. Woosh. They quit throwing water bombs. Our road was oyster shells. One pair of shoes a year. Did all the chores homework got dinner on and had yo stand on chair to go dishes. We got about an hour to play before dark

  • @user-oy4vu3ck3u
    @user-oy4vu3ck3u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    It would help if you knew what generation you were mocking. I'm a millennial, we are late 20s now. I remember phones attached to the wall, VHS tapes and the internet being completely detachable. This sounds like gen Z.

    • @tuxpatsam
      @tuxpatsam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Actually most of us are almost 40 lol you guys are the tail end 😄

    • @juliemaiifanai8365
      @juliemaiifanai8365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@tuxpatsam true, most millenials are over 30 now

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep I'm 40 and a millennial.
      7:03
      Susan Jones' set was from 2020 and she said "My son is a millennial. He just turned 18"
      Nope. Not even close.
      And she messed up on the part right after, saying that her son will no longer be known as "the defendant's mother" since he is 18.
      She said 2 very stupid things in 10 seconds. She on drugs? Is that okay on drybar?

    • @Krynn72
      @Krynn72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Boomers can't see the difference between millennials and gen z due to their failing eyesight.

    • @klaudyday749
      @klaudyday749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For real though, he needs to get his generations straight. Gen Z'ers are 1999 into the 2000s. Never had: cassette tapes, walk man's, VCRs, Dail up internet, party lines, phone numbers without area codes.

  • @heathermiller5765
    @heathermiller5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It’s true, at nearly 33 I’ve never owned a record player, but I sure as heck knew what it was lol. My dad used to own an old stereo when I was about 10. It had equalizers, a laserdisc/CD player, and a turntable on top. My little brother and I liked to occasionally put a record on and turn up the speed on it, and laugh at the chipmunk voices coming out of the speakers. Good times lol
    Also btw it doesn’t necessarily have to be a rotary to slam it down. We did the same with our keypad phones haha

    • @autogirl53208
      @autogirl53208 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont ruin the joke by being technical...just laugh

    • @heathermiller5765
      @heathermiller5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@autogirl53208 If a joke is funny enough I doubt anything could actually ruin it.
      And I did laugh too, all I did was make a comment

  • @mbanerjee5889
    @mbanerjee5889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    These are Gen Z problems, millennials are in their 30s-40s now.

    • @Rhombaloid
      @Rhombaloid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Right? We got families and mortgages now. Dude is still living in 2010

    • @avoiceinthewilderness9864
      @avoiceinthewilderness9864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gen X is in our 40s

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@avoiceinthewilderness9864 Somehow everyone forgets that we exist.

    • @jeremybertram5575
      @jeremybertram5575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Primalxbeast that's cos we are too busy trying to raise these gen Z kids we made. They are about to remember us though... Gen X will start fighting back. We are the ones paying the bills now.

    • @betawolfhd
      @betawolfhd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not even 30 dude.

  • @VitaInDC
    @VitaInDC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love that joke, "the defendant's mother". 😆 And the one with the daughter in Canada & Target joke! They're so funny in the college years.

    • @c.a.g.3130
      @c.a.g.3130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, she screwed it up (people still laughed which only shows they weren't paying attention anyway). She said HE would no longer be referred to as the defendant's mother; it was SHE who would no longer be referred to ...

  • @Lil_Rhenn
    @Lil_Rhenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m genz and I get irritated as things we do. My parents joke with me and say I’m genx and born at the wrong time. Lol

  • @StoneBubbles
    @StoneBubbles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Proving once again that boomers have a completely wrong perception of millennials.
    As someone born on 92 I recall all the things they think we don’t known about and I am unfamiliar with the things they criticize about millennials. You get it wrong, those are issues from the gen z

    • @leviefrauim1425
      @leviefrauim1425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lighten up, Francis- it's a comedy show.

    • @hellfrost333
      @hellfrost333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@leviefrauim1425 Millennials are very sensitive, though.

    • @dani.fleur9186
      @dani.fleur9186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hellfrost333 it certainly couldn't be because our generation's been ragged on for the past 10+ years with many of us already in our 30's+, finally found stable jobs and miraculously bought a house. We've grown up but are still getting lumped in with the younger generation. It's tired at this point, like, we get it, you're old 😂

    • @robertcunningham1695
      @robertcunningham1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@leviefrauim1425 where's the funny part

    • @mountainjeff
      @mountainjeff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertcunningham1695 "Stripes".

  • @wayneyadams
    @wayneyadams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:14 In some locals, parents can be arrested for child abandonment or abuse if they let their children play unsupervised at a playground. In one case, a mother was arrested because she let her 13 year old son walk half a mile home from the store while she shopped. The cop actually said this, "It was half a mile, what was he going to do for water and NUTRITION."

    • @LordDad
      @LordDad 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a scout leader, I had boys who had to wait for the parents and the leaders

  • @hhairball9
    @hhairball9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I would like to see more millennials do stand up about us Moldy-oldies! That last boy, Caleb Elliott, was wonderful!

    • @Panwere36
      @Panwere36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is hard for the overly shallow to understand let alone perform real comedy.

    • @hellfrost333
      @hellfrost333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does anyone else find it a little ironic this dude's profile picture is a vampire bat? (no?) (just me?)

    • @hhairball9
      @hhairball9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hellfrost333 I really love bats!

    • @hellfrost333
      @hellfrost333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hhairball9 My mistake, must be imagining things.

    • @heathermiller5765
      @heathermiller5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hellfrost333 It’s ironic?

  • @nipplesmcscrotumballz8827
    @nipplesmcscrotumballz8827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    If you’re a Millennial and you’re not in tears laughing like I am then you’re the problem

    • @user-ln4gd6hx7e
      @user-ln4gd6hx7e ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I'm in tears laughing all right....this boomer jacka$$ keeps blaming Millenials for Gen z stuff🤣🤣🤣

    • @josephgreen2824
      @josephgreen2824 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That doesn't leave much room for debate

    • @ghostoferlock
      @ghostoferlock ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@josephgreen2824 think that's the point

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "My daughter pointed at Target & said 'Mom, whats the symbol for Target mean?' " ...I cant help but think: Blonde mother, blonde daughter. Yes, I know its a worn out stereotype, but geez
      Here's another one. I think it's safe to say most ppl have seen that guy who does what amounts to Jay Leno's "Jaywalking." He asks this girl:
      -How many moons are there
      -Two
      -Why two?
      -Because how are ppl supposed to see the moon on the other side of the world? 😲⁉️
      GenZ: Proving everyday that you dont have to BE a blonde to be a DUMB BLONDE

  • @billofrightssaysso4611
    @billofrightssaysso4611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this guy's standup.

  • @kurtsloop2462
    @kurtsloop2462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Most high school and college kids dont bother to distinguish mellinials from Gen X or Boomers. To them, everyone is just "old"

  • @Lolo-ux1pw
    @Lolo-ux1pw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel sorry for "older" generations. They talk about their upbringing as if no one gave them respect consideration or dignity as children as if that was a good thing😬. No wonder their version of comedy is making fun of how "stupid" everyone else is (especially younger people)...its sad to see THAT behavior seems normal and natural to them😔...I understand why it's good for children to listen and learn from their elders but kids are most often WILLING to take lessons from people who try to understand them as well. People learn more from the example elders set more than their words.

    • @thiswayhomem8
      @thiswayhomem8 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You just exposed your insecurities. Thin skinned millennial .

    • @CountryCraziness
      @CountryCraziness 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's comedy

    • @kathleenredick275
      @kathleenredick275 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Wow!

  • @tedros6917
    @tedros6917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    To be honest this has always rlly bothered me. You SHOULD be able to text 911. What if making noise puts you at risk?? What if you cant make any noise bc of an illness?
    Also, I know the service already does exist for deaf and mute people, it's just not an option as default.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger ปีที่แล้ว

      If you're relying on the police to save you, you've already lost. You're in America. Get a gun.

    • @kathleenredick275
      @kathleenredick275 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Some areas do have text 911.

  • @erickerstet
    @erickerstet ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is actually hilarious but they’re not making fun of millennials… they’re making fun of gen z. I’m a 35 yr old…. (Millennial) and I relate to everything they’re saying.

    • @oranebrown2169
      @oranebrown2169 ปีที่แล้ว

      28 a younger millennial, but the generation below me is unredeemable.

    • @donszabo7558
      @donszabo7558 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like you had a choice right?

    • @oranebrown2169
      @oranebrown2169 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donszabo7558 yes, this might have stemmed from my depravity.

    • @ccd1651
      @ccd1651 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oranebrown2169 we’re not all the same g Yknow that jus give us time… nobody thought y’all would make it but here you are

    • @riada4996
      @riada4996 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a bit of overlap between millenial and gen z so-called "life philosophy." Unfortunately more similarities than difference.

  • @christih6014
    @christih6014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There are more Gen z under 30 than millennial. The oldest millennials turn 47, the youngest turn 27 this year. The oldest gen Zs, however, turn 26.
    When you think "young people" in general, they're probably Zilennials.

  • @ghostscript2044
    @ghostscript2044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When I was in college, I once had a younger student tell me they didn’t know 4 quarters makes a dollar. She was serious 🧐 😂

    • @liamlowenthal8476
      @liamlowenthal8476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well Westboro Church exists, so no, stupid crazy people don't surprise or impress me.

    • @NeonCicada
      @NeonCicada 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She sounds American to me.

  • @bruceayers512
    @bruceayers512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The first routine is older but it's still funny. And True.

  • @frankierzucekjr
    @frankierzucekjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I see the millennials watched this just so they can get mad at it lmfao.
    Hilarious how accurate this really is

    • @dfhellraiser4td
      @dfhellraiser4td ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except none of these jokes are about millennials, they're about gen z.

    • @mistiinseattle
      @mistiinseattle ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Accurate? lol they don't even know how old millennials are 😁

  • @rockreader4298
    @rockreader4298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brad Upton. OMG LMAO.

  • @twp3
    @twp3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't use debit cards, seldom use cash and use credit cards for most (not all) purchases. Why? Because I get cash back for all my cc purchases. Net result is that I get a healthy chunk of cash back every year because I always pay off my cc balance before the due date so I don't pay any interest fees & always show a low end of month statement balance both of which keep my credit score high (830+ out of 850). It helps when you pay your home utility bills and other things by autopay (you'd be surprised at how often you can do that!) All that let me get back over $1000 last year! All that said, I still like this guys humor and would watch him again in a heartbeat!
    Tom

    • @matemahe
      @matemahe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ppl don't understand that's how its done

    • @garywagner2466
      @garywagner2466 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are paying a fee for the use of those cards, whether you know it or not.

    • @twp3
      @twp3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garywagner2466 How do you figure?

    • @garywagner2466
      @garywagner2466 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@twp3, all financial institutions charge fees for any instrument they issue. They either charge you openly and directly or they bury the cost somewhere in their annual or monthly fees. No bank gives you free credit, even if you pay the transactions off before the end of the month.

    • @twp3
      @twp3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garywagner2466 Well, Gary, while I agree that all financial institutions charge fees for what they issue, I'm one of the few who they don't make a single cent off of. None of the credit cards I use charge me an annual or monthly fee and I have autopay set up that pays my total bill off every month, so they don't make anything at all off of me. I use 3 different cards for different purchases. One I use only at one location for one purpose because it gets me a 5% discount on purchases at that location (autopay pays it off in full every month that I use it). Another card I use at Costco, restaurants, and for travel (gets me anywhere from 3 to 4% and autopay pays it off in full every month I use it). A 3rd card gets me 2% off on all other CC purchases I make or bills I pay everywhere else (again, autopay). So, I pay no annual fees, no monthly fees, get money back on all purchases. It is amazing how many ordinary monthly bills you can pay off like that. Actually, I do have another card that I have through my bank that I use to shop at military exchanges & commissaries that gets me cash back also so make that 4 cards. Total fees paid on the 4 cards? $0! Am I the normal credit card user, no, not at all but I get a 4-digit annual benefit from my use of credit. I don't use debit cards and my use of my credit cards and ability to do what I do how I do it results in a credit score well above 800 so I've been lucky there also.
      Tom

  • @annhutcheson5770
    @annhutcheson5770 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🌮 That’s one strange Easter bonnet. 😂

  • @sonias.7856
    @sonias.7856 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My house phone is still on the wall, haaha

  • @theBELLringer00
    @theBELLringer00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I found a new term some years ago on Wikipedia that might describe older Millennials in a way - XENNIALS - which describes those born between 1981 & 1985, including myself (born in 1982)....Anyone else here?

    • @liamlowenthal8476
      @liamlowenthal8476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You... Just now found that?
      Well, cool. I'm '81, I think it's an interesting thing to remember the before times but still know how to use a PDF. (It's a joke)
      But still, I think it's weird boomers and gen X can't tell the difference between teenagers and people in their 40s. They're always complaining about us doing things somebody else is doing - usually themselves.

    • @ShEDDiNgmYSkiN
      @ShEDDiNgmYSkiN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1983. We were lucky because we got to experience the old school and the new.

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liamlowenthal8476 People in their 40s are gen-X. The oldest millennials are barely in their 40s.

    • @theBELLringer00
      @theBELLringer00 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Primalxbeast I just turned 40 this year...Personally, I feel more GEN X than MILLENNIAL - meaning I lean more towards Gen X & don't really relate that much to the MILLENNIALS, including the 30-somethings

  • @rossb3454
    @rossb3454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Millennials have onion skin! They think life revolves Tiktok and TH-cam.

  • @patrickgallagher9069
    @patrickgallagher9069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The black comedian half way through had it right. We raised millenials. Our problems with them are on us!

    • @KipdoesStuff
      @KipdoesStuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't raise a worthless turd.

  • @ronhunt9396
    @ronhunt9396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video

  • @howardgrimes2471
    @howardgrimes2471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The real joke is all the millennials getting upset about the jokes. If “pun intended” was a comment section. 😂 - Signed, a fellow millennial.

    • @dfhellraiser4td
      @dfhellraiser4td ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one is upset about the jokes. We're annoyed these comedians can't get their generations straight. These are gen z jokes.

  • @airbrushken5339
    @airbrushken5339 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was just shopping and at teen was pushing her Mum's cart while reading/watching her phone ... I watched her Mum stop and the young lady push the cart right into her???? Then she looked up after her Mum screamed ; "Owe"!

  • @kathleenredick275
    @kathleenredick275 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I know my number from 70 years ago. 😂

  • @jackjfjfjf9257
    @jackjfjfjf9257 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Were all dumb until we gotta plug in the hdmi cord right

  • @returntodreamcastle6810
    @returntodreamcastle6810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how many young people don't know why it's called putting the phone down or hanging up the phone.
    Corded telephones were the best. Except for the fact it's impossible to untangle the wire.

    • @user-ln4gd6hx7e
      @user-ln4gd6hx7e ปีที่แล้ว

      😆🤣😂 You're gonna die way sooner than us🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brigittej5158
    @brigittej5158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That was hilarious.

  • @tuxpatsam
    @tuxpatsam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Does this guy know that millennials aren't in their 20s anymore? I think he means GenZ lol

    • @DocOrtmeyer
      @DocOrtmeyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m 28.

    • @fuosdi64
      @fuosdi64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm 26

    • @tuxpatsam
      @tuxpatsam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok... MOST millennials aren't in their 20s anymore lol. The majority are in their 30s, and some are even in their 40s. I still think we're getting blamed for GenZ lol

    • @fuosdi64
      @fuosdi64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tuxpatsam I agree. I mean I'm kind in between both generations despite still being labeled a millennial but I definitely don't think 30-40 year old Millennials are doing these behaviors

  • @thegregitto
    @thegregitto ปีที่แล้ว

    Robert G Lee said the meme and I love it 😆

  • @katefree9539
    @katefree9539 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You can text 911 in Maryland! Lol

  • @tonycollazorappo
    @tonycollazorappo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is freaking priceless, it's so spot on 😂😂👍🏻. And those phones were dangerous weapons in many movies of my time. Proud Boomer here 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @gearheadgregwi
    @gearheadgregwi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amen to slamming a phone down. BING!!!

  • @fireballxl-5748
    @fireballxl-5748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh boy did I want out of the house. My mother was/is nuts. Her only excuse now is she's in her 80's. But the damage was done.

  • @tbascoebuzz4782
    @tbascoebuzz4782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Absolutely love Brad Upton….his facial and body expressions are primo. His delivery is spot on.

  • @thomasrobertson8109
    @thomasrobertson8109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would like to see 👀 more of this funny man

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOL all the way through !!!!

  • @DesertScorpionKSA
    @DesertScorpionKSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Our parents let up play with guns and knives and fireworks and you know what happened to the dumb kids? They didn't make it."

    • @shawnneice4322
      @shawnneice4322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was a RIOT

    • @tdubya9
      @tdubya9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They obviously made it! They have clips on TH-cam of the funniest thing they could think of... inflated observations we've been hearing for 15 years and most of them aren't true

    • @DesertScorpionKSA
      @DesertScorpionKSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tdubya9 You're lucky you made it.

  • @splenderella9
    @splenderella9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hilarious! Just love this...😆

  • @flynngutierrez3551
    @flynngutierrez3551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes I in fact do text my friends when I’m out in society and awkward 😂

  • @waterywingz
    @waterywingz ปีที่แล้ว

    Dunno if any of the comments mentioned this but… when he said enemy @ 2 o’clock, his eyes did dash around the 2 o’clock 10 o’clock range 😅😅

  • @iFixJunk
    @iFixJunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brad Upton is HILARIOUS.
    Even if cash IS obsolete.

    • @poorwotan
      @poorwotan ปีที่แล้ว

      Not according to my handyman, plumber, and the occasional cabbie... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @iFixJunk
      @iFixJunk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@poorwotan Those guys all think Brad Upton isn't funny?
      Jerks.

    • @poorwotan
      @poorwotan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iFixJunk lol

  • @Elias171
    @Elias171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:54 I like this guy ha ha.

  • @TugiDeg
    @TugiDeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is everyone hating on Dry Bar for, let me say it this way
    'spitting fax'

  • @sherylrodgers4817
    @sherylrodgers4817 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you, Thank you, THANK YOU!
    Finally someone else recognizes that its the parents fault for not teaching / raising their children!

  • @brandonbyrd9079
    @brandonbyrd9079 ปีที่แล้ว

    I guess I wasn't raised like a millennial but this funny that there's people out there like that , I was raised like I was born in the 60's lol

  • @PaoloVarquez
    @PaoloVarquez ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m a millennial. This funny af. Old people don’t know these are Gen Z now

  • @danielmcgillis270
    @danielmcgillis270 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10 years ago my father passed away. The night before he died he called my mom. They were divorced for 20 years and my father had remarried. It took me some time to realize why my dad called my mom and nobody else. Then I remembered my mom had the same phone number from then we were a family living in the family home. My mom had kept it when she moved. Se never had a cell always just a land line. My dad called the only number he could still remember, he called home. To this day, I still remember that number. I don't even remember my cell number, I still remember that number from when I was a kid.

  • @okiokic
    @okiokic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Like this guy😂👍

  • @aaronjesseaguilarhughes3517
    @aaronjesseaguilarhughes3517 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hilarious compilation!
    Just wanna be a millennial and point out that "millennial's" are over thirty now, and people in their 20's are "gen z," with individuals in their late 20's often having a "millennial" influence in their development. Individuals in each generation typically receive influence from 1-3 generations before them, depending on communal as well as social factors.

  • @mtkoslowski
    @mtkoslowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    07:18
    Biggest ‘wings’ I’ve ever seen and she’s funny too even if she did mess up the ‘defendant’s mother’ joke.

  • @user-gg4vq6en7e
    @user-gg4vq6en7e 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hilarious!!! It’s only jokes people. Lighten up,. Don’t be afraid to laugh-it’s good for you.

  • @Chris-Someguy
    @Chris-Someguy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ❤ Upton, see you in Arlington 😂

  • @AmyMcLean
    @AmyMcLean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ironically, most of these guys are actually talking about Gen Z but are calling them Millennials because they don't know the difference...

    • @liamlowenthal8476
      @liamlowenthal8476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is pretty common. My theory is, the older generations are so excited to hate us for something, they're grasping at straws to make it happen.
      I don't know, generation wars seem pretty pathetic to me.

    • @davidleonard8369
      @davidleonard8369 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liamlowenthal8476 I know it's a stretch but is it possible that some of these routines were not performed for the first time yesterday? Actually the first one is over a decade old.

    • @James_Ketchum87
      @James_Ketchum87 ปีที่แล้ว

      born in 87, im 35 and i just sigh and shake my head when millennials get blamed for gen z behavior, i hear it all the time and its irritating to be compared to them when we understand what life was like before social media and actually talking to people and not using all these gez z terms, ive never referred to anyone i know as fam.

  • @dayanahernandez6752
    @dayanahernandez6752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why are Susan Jones and Helene Angley the only female comedians in this video of 13 comedians? And why doesn't Helene Angley have her own chapter/ timestamp? She is in Lee Hardin's chapter.

  • @LunganiMemo
    @LunganiMemo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm 22, been doing stand-up since I was 11 years so I have been doing it for 10 years "

  • @IceLynne
    @IceLynne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Millennial Baseball 🤣🤣🤣

  • @leiaijahronae2753
    @leiaijahronae2753 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y’all peep how Lee Hardin @ 2subconsciously “came out” in his bit? @ 20:38 ? He said “if” I said dwurbbb? (In scooby do voice) 🤨😛😍

  • @themysteriousdomainmoviepalace
    @themysteriousdomainmoviepalace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember party lines?

  • @mabru9816
    @mabru9816 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    34 years old here. Have owned a record player for the better part of a decade. Love my milkcrate collection of records. Watch your generalizations, m'dude.

  • @seeleygirl6178
    @seeleygirl6178 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guy at 8.50 is great. True!

  • @tessl1767
    @tessl1767 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got spanked, I listened to records. I know what an 8 track is. I used to “Ask Jeeves”…I gave up when MP3 players came out…. I wish it was the 80’s again.

  • @kcnurse19
    @kcnurse19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Actually you can text 911.

  • @arleccio
    @arleccio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The one saying millennials analyse every joke before laughing might be right. Most of the "we used to" jokes are aptly explaining why we don't anymore. And why don't laugh at jokes about it.
    I'm millennial. I'm nearly 40. Most of these stereotypes don't apply to me. I can see that they apply to my youngest sisters age group though. But just barely. So I agree with those who say that most of these "annoying" things are gen z stereotypes.

  • @sandy89107
    @sandy89107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Millennial baseball 🤣
    And that was funny until the guy in the blue jacket!! Can't catch my breath could die laughing

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:37 my 22 year old son goes to the restroom with his phone. He carries it everywhere literally everywhere.

  • @christaverduren690
    @christaverduren690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Would someone PLEASE remember GENX and make fun of us??? LOLOL We're the new Forgotten Generation!

    • @James_Ketchum87
      @James_Ketchum87 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i feel the same way like millennials and gen z's get roasted, what about gen x? why arent they mentioned?

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Allahu Akbar crunchy style!"

  • @bryanchaney2572
    @bryanchaney2572 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is no lie, I watched a video of a 90 year old woman the other day who drank a coke a day. She said that is what keeps her alive, she said she has had 3 doctors that told her it would kill her. All three of those doctors had already kicked the bucket.😁

  • @honawikeepa5813
    @honawikeepa5813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I call my millennial's Oldman. Daughter asks why. Old folk have run out of ideas, like you university students. She goes, "Huh."

  • @Milfuelle100
    @Milfuelle100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The youngest millennials will be 27 by the end of this year. All these jokes are about Gen Z. I’m almost 29 and I had to memorize phone numbers as a child and *69 to see who a missed call was from. Social media as we know it today didn’t exist until I was 10 (MySpace) but didn’t become huge until I was already in my early teens. Instagram I don’t think was invented until I was in my first year of uni? Can’t entirely remember. Anyways, us young millennials grew up at a time where technology and social media were evolving but smartphones, social media platforms, tablets, etc, came into existence when millennials were leaving childhood and entering pre-adolescence/adolescence/early adulthood. There are millennials who were 20+ when smartphones came out.

    • @liamlowenthal8476
      @liamlowenthal8476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mmhm. I'm one of the oldest at 40 ('81).
      It seems to be this.. difficult, very hard to process concept that we're not teenagers anymore? I don't get it.

    • @heathermiller5765
      @heathermiller5765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Milfeulle 100
      I can confirm the last part of that. I was 22 when those came out and iirc, they were originally referred to as touchscreen phones, at least where I lived they did

    • @ShEDDiNgmYSkiN
      @ShEDDiNgmYSkiN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just said something very identical. It's true, this is older Generation Z.

  • @a.d.morton4624
    @a.d.morton4624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Big Daddy had me in tears 🤣😂😆

  • @chrissantucci1279
    @chrissantucci1279 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yep, debit cards are way more tedious than having to break a $20...

  • @pennyb2245
    @pennyb2245 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    They were really funny!

  • @stephanieharries7746
    @stephanieharries7746 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is a genius!

  • @natsarimthings3147
    @natsarimthings3147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm confused, I thought millenials are the ones born in the 80s. I was born 1986 and can relate to wall phones. We were the generation who physically faced the bullies and did not get depressed. We ain't cry babies and snow flakes, we bully back! We don't do any of this. It's the gen zs that are ridiculous!

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But you're on the old side for being a millennial. Some millennials are 10 years younger than you.

  • @2Beasty
    @2Beasty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cards are so much more convenient and faster that someone paying with cash

    • @tdubya9
      @tdubya9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup no change and banks make far less mistakes than the hack comedian with tired jokes that swing and miss standing behind the counter because they jokes ain't funny