BEST MOMENTS IN "Hellsing Abridged"

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  • @Dante1544564
    @Dante1544564  ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Hi to all new viewers) I'm kinda surprised. This compilation for some reason getting more views and comments right now. I hope you all liked it) I just must remind everybody: this video is very old. I made it way back before episodes 6-10 (which is also fire). So you won't find some funny moments from those episodes here. But nevertheless, thank you all for your likes and comment! Have a nice day😉

    • @atomsmasher9279
      @atomsmasher9279 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like we all just had the collective thought to re watch HUA at the same time and I like it

    • @unholyevangelist442
      @unholyevangelist442 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that not only did you comment on an 8 year old video, but the fact I randomly got suggested this I love it.

    • @Tosnoob
      @Tosnoob ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You were blessed by the TH-cam algorithm. I have never watched a single Hellsing video on TH-cam as far as I can remember, but it randomly popped up in my recommendations. \[+]/

    • @jeremywilson8313
      @jeremywilson8313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know this videos old because your clip of him attacking the ship woth Rip van Winkle still has Shoot to Thrill playing in it

    • @blackcatsmusicroom2553
      @blackcatsmusicroom2553 ปีที่แล้ว

      ever think about makeing an update

  • @fireonyxiaz
    @fireonyxiaz ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    "oh fuck! That's an anti tank rifle!"
    "OH FUCK! THAT'S AN ANTI TANK RIFLE!"

  • @garm352
    @garm352 ปีที่แล้ว +2940

    You know I only just got how actually raw Penwood’s last words are. He basically states that the vampire he’s talking to is such a failure that the denizens of hell will be inconvenienced by having to punish him, or something along that line.

    • @kingdomcome180
      @kingdomcome180 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were artificially made vampires that could only make ghouls and had no way to sire more vampires. They were lesser vampires that had no way to individually grow into anything close to the real deal. Examples of the real deal would be the werewolf, Dracula, Police Girl once she consumed blood, Alexander Anderson as Christ’s monster of thorns and other monsters the Hellsing Organization and Section 13 dealt with since they were founded. Sir Penwood was absolutely right about inconveniencing hell. A monster only in self proclaimed name(besides being a nazi)didn’t become a monster from his own acts or a deal. It was the results of brilliant madmen that gave him a small and diluted taste of being anything close to a real monster. Being the one in hell going oh boy I’m moving up I get a rare chance to deal with a monster. Then getting to work and finding out it’s this scrub and his lackeys. Feels like a bait and switch especially since a lot of those so called monsters are also be handled by your coworkers like it’s just another day.

    • @jak8714
      @jak8714 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooh, that’s even better than my interpretation. I figured he was just being polite about the sudden influx of Nazi fuckfaces.

    • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
      @WhatIsThatThingDoing ปีที่แล้ว

      You're a Nazi eh? Jones! Hey Jones, fetch the records from 1925-1950, I'm going to have to add some dates in that one that we never received. Oh, and a vampire as well? Jo- Jones is busy... Ethel, see if you can dig out some of the archived stuff from 1425-1450, we're going to have to add another Luciferdamned appendix in that one.

    • @jf_kein_k8590
      @jf_kein_k8590 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Nah, I think it's that overpoliteness of a gentleman where Penwood apologizes to bring more work to Hell with those vampires.

    • @elijahhayter3026
      @elijahhayter3026 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@jf_kein_k8590still a little bit of tasty salt on the wound.

  • @alexanderlucard4810
    @alexanderlucard4810 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    One of my favorite comments on another hellsing abridged video: “Seras’s chest must be legendary if they can muffle telepathy.”

    • @Go_and_Joe
      @Go_and_Joe ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I wish I was Alucard at that time

    • @therealchaosguy
      @therealchaosguy ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Go_and_JoeWe all do

    • @AlphaKnight-hg2jq
      @AlphaKnight-hg2jq ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what video?

    • @alexanderlucard4810
      @alexanderlucard4810 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AlphaKnight-hg2jq I think it was a comment on one of the original episodes. Whichever one that joke is in.

  • @americankid7782
    @americankid7782 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    “Whoops did I just Accidentally a War?”
    Perfect

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill117 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I love the barely contained rage behind “that was a 70 inch, plasma screen tv… SO, how can I help you?”

  • @kylephipps8605
    @kylephipps8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2197

    "How the blood-soaked Protestant hell did you do that?"
    "Fuck you, that's how."
    Love it.

    • @chichiramona6223
      @chichiramona6223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      2:24 if anyone needs this

    • @dafloo5326
      @dafloo5326 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      you done goofed!

    • @l1mel1ght69
      @l1mel1ght69 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Fuck you, that’s how.” Is the only way I explain how I do anything in my life and it’s because of this

    • @sargentforgegaming2239
      @sargentforgegaming2239 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Me and a friend use it as a inside joke

  • @_Irrelevant
    @_Irrelevant ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "When you get to hell, tell them Tenward sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience." is such a hard bar.

  • @HenriqueLSilva
    @HenriqueLSilva ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    Dandy man is extra funny to me since Portuguese is my native language, my brain listens to him speaking Portuguese and goes "yep that was completely correct yet absolutely wrong"

    • @holy5413
      @holy5413 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "Naturalmente, don't worry about it" foi perfeito KKKK

    • @josesoares4601
      @josesoares4601 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Só true

    • @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988
      @rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Eles tentaram fazer um carioca?
      Podiam ter chamado o Briggs

    • @OtakuJuanma2
      @OtakuJuanma2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "Like discount peeshee"
      I don't know Portuguese but even I know that's not how you pronounce Peixe...
      I do speak Spanish tho, close enough.

    • @Der_Roblox_Abzeichen_sammler
      @Der_Roblox_Abzeichen_sammler 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I still wonder why hes called dandy

  • @eqWillibrium
    @eqWillibrium ปีที่แล้ว +345

    My favorite thing about this is that “Shoot to Thrill” is still in the boat scene

  • @TheMcButcher21
    @TheMcButcher21 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    No I’m pissed for the “Hey Guys how’s your health plan?” Not being in it!

    • @ethanr.4992
      @ethanr.4992 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Don't worry it is great, apparently.

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aaaaaaaand I killed all but one of 'em!

    • @smoug007
      @smoug007 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He pussed out, like a bitch.

    • @QwertyBerty123
      @QwertyBerty123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rebelkommando6166pussed out like a bitch

    • @x808drifter
      @x808drifter 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rebelkommando6166 "Went out like a bitch!"

  • @alucarD42013
    @alucarD42013 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    "One of them yelled out 'GET ON YOUR KNEES!' and I responded with 'I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT!' and they took exception to that."

  • @StonedHunter
    @StonedHunter ปีที่แล้ว +647

    One of the best things about this abridged series is that even with all the extra humor and tweaks to the story, all the characters remained true to their original selves at their very core. They still feel like the same characters, just hilarious exaggerations. It helps make the humor land all the better as you can almost imagine the jokes happening in the normal series. The humor is also VERY similar to how Kohta Hirano does it in the original which is damn impressive not gonna lie.

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean Alucard is a bit of a flip in that even though he shared the same bloodlust in the original, he was much more refined and respectful of Integra.
      Most the others are the same though just turned up to 11.
      Some of the lines I could see coming straight out of the source material.
      “I’m not sorry for what I did Maxwell. But I am sorry I had to do it. You were a good boy… Shame you were such a shit man.”
      “Whatever you did to him… You’re not leaving here alive.”
      “Then my last meal…
      … Shall be victory.”
      Also Jan Valentine was just straight up his actual character from the anime.
      “Now if you don’t mind, I’mma go eat that Hellsing bitch!”
      “I’ve got your arm!”
      “So shove it up your ass!”

    • @primustheprotogen3169
      @primustheprotogen3169 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And there us one character that never actually changed. Jan Valentine is still exactly the same

    • @l1mel1ght69
      @l1mel1ght69 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don’t know if people know about this but TFS has English (Canada) subtitles that add more humor

    • @agentdon1760
      @agentdon1760 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Thats pretty crazy. That there true to there characters but add a little bit of extra spice to make this series even more entertaining.
      Bravo Team 4 Star

    • @mrbubbles6468
      @mrbubbles6468 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The fundamental change Walter

  • @gohawks415
    @gohawks415 ปีที่แล้ว +1579

    “Ah, the return of the why boner, with a vengeance!” 😂😂

    • @secretsecret3528
      @secretsecret3528 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @gohawks415
      For a while I thought it was " Y boner since guys have a Y chromosome" 😁😁😁

    • @derekquigley5816
      @derekquigley5816 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Why boner 3: The Reckoning.

    • @anthonycano823
      @anthonycano823 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@derekquigley5816”says aggressively”

    • @nathandawe9482
      @nathandawe9482 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      9:12 if any is interested

    • @TacticalHatchet
      @TacticalHatchet ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@secretsecret3528 That is what it is. Lotta people didn't get it.

  • @Hanzlet
    @Hanzlet ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "AND BECAUSE ITS FUCKING FUUUN, HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAAAAAMEEN"
    i love anderson so much

  • @Calthir
    @Calthir ปีที่แล้ว +387

    "Best moments in Hellsing Abridged"
    See, I was expecting the entire damn series. o.o

  • @gatoandsage
    @gatoandsage ปีที่แล้ว +596

    I lost it at: “Gentlemen, wvee…are naziis”

    • @furionmax7824
      @furionmax7824 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ZE HAIL! ZE HAIL!!
      und ve...vant var...
      ze hail! Ze hail!

    • @FailCatalyst
      @FailCatalyst ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Und vwe vwill have vwar!

    • @Mephiles-1
      @Mephiles-1 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      ​@@furionmax7824und vwe... Und vwe...ACHOO

    • @willardkestila6465
      @willardkestila6465 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ​@@Mephiles-1gesundheit! Gesundheit!

  • @anonym0usu5er33
    @anonym0usu5er33 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    *Regenerates everything below the neck like a badass* "You done goofed"

  • @feigned_ignis426
    @feigned_ignis426 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "I'm cockney, I'm uncultured." HAS ME SCREAMING EVERY TIME

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Welp, my boner's gone."
      "Aye, kind of a mood killer."

    • @SirBoopBoop
      @SirBoopBoop 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The best part about that line is that it was the actual line from the actual Hellsing Ultimate English Dub. It's a great line, so no wonder they just used it instead of writing a new one. 😂

    • @AyumiChanVT
      @AyumiChanVT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that scene is the biggest action scene cock block in anime

  • @baronvonjerch
    @baronvonjerch ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Wasn't in this video but Anderson saying:
    "No wonder Alucard wants to plough that virgin soil. I'm thinking about growing some flowers myself."
    to Integra will always make me laugh because of how out of nowhere it is XD XD XD

    • @dervadveirzundluni
      @dervadveirzundluni ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was mildly confused to how he knew how alucard wanted to fuck her, but eventually I remembered that he says it right before seras gets shredded

    • @nemodra4790
      @nemodra4790 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are battlesexuals. Any strength mental or physical is a strong turn on for them.

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bro knows his bestie found something good on accident

    • @mrbubbles6468
      @mrbubbles6468 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It’s not out of nowhere. As he says he just saw her take on a squad of vampires

    • @baronvonjerch
      @baronvonjerch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@mrbubbles6468 Out of nowhere in the sense that you wouldn't expect that from a Catholic priest, even one like Anderson

  • @athroughzdude
    @athroughzdude ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "Boondock... Saints."

  • @CardFromSKP
    @CardFromSKP ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Its funny that Anderson raise Maxwell since he's a kid
    So basically Maxwell just called his dad after getting bullied 😂

    • @dervadveirzundluni
      @dervadveirzundluni ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Oh, that makes his death all that much more, sad? Like im happy that he died but im sad that anderson had to kill him

    • @kalebburke8276
      @kalebburke8276 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@dervadveirzundluni Its why that " Im not sorry I killed ya,just That I had to do it" Hits hard in so many ways,TFS is honestly talented af with raw serious plots and scenes and I would love to see them make a genuine original story someday.

    • @muffinmuffin8946
      @muffinmuffin8946 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And then remembered that his dad was in fact bonkers and tried to get in his bonkers dad's way as his bonkers dad went to have a sexually tense situation with his rival

    • @RyuujinV
      @RyuujinV ปีที่แล้ว

      You were a good boy, Maxwell.
      Shame you were such a shit man.

  • @NytanThePetLobsterEnthusiast
    @NytanThePetLobsterEnthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +150

    9:18 is so underrated lol

  • @wingerwrestles1865
    @wingerwrestles1865 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Interga and Anderson would be an Aggressive lawful Evil Marriage that would've been an interesting vampire hunting Adventure.

    • @lucianfrostbane
      @lucianfrostbane ปีที่แล้ว

      Except she is a protestant and he is catholic so he hates her on religious grounds

    • @ZonaiHero-ul5nm
      @ZonaiHero-ul5nm ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Unfortunately, since Anderson is a priest, he can’t marry. But that would be fun to watch if it did.

    • @raipe125
      @raipe125 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And integra is dont 8 yo

    • @asherdanielson1298
      @asherdanielson1298 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@raipe125it’s isn’t* but A+ for effort

  • @stefanostzinieris3649
    @stefanostzinieris3649 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    7:36 women's worst nightmare

  • @無教会内村
    @無教会内村 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    TFW abridged Jan Valentine is somehow less unhinged than canon Jan Valentine

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wich one
      The ultimate or the old one

    • @kaihoward7026
      @kaihoward7026 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@georgyekimov4577both

    • @kaihoward7026
      @kaihoward7026 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you mean TFS

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@kaihoward7026 TFW means "that feeling when"

    • @godgodly9044
      @godgodly9044 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Titology

  • @nickschumacher4309
    @nickschumacher4309 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Ok first, I was minding my own business...

  • @wardenohellmonday5449
    @wardenohellmonday5449 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Okay dude? i just- i just finished, imma need like 5 minutes to recharge-"
    -Gets Slashed/Slapped across the face-
    "Nevermind, *We're Back In Buisness!*"

  • @PyroTechnicRep
    @PyroTechnicRep ปีที่แล้ว +177

    True to his game, Alucard was so overpowered that he found everyone to be such huge failures.

  • @christopherromo8013
    @christopherromo8013 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    One of them yelled out "Get on your knees!"
    And I responded with, "im not your mother last night!"
    And they took an exception to that.

  • @bobtheboy5311
    @bobtheboy5311 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    There were so many bits that I wish could’ve made it into this and that make me realize just h o w much of Hellsing abridged is absolutely pure gold it’s very impressive

  • @kilotron702
    @kilotron702 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    “Okay, first: I was minding my own business.”
    “BS!!”
    “I WAASSS-UHH!!”

  • @Nymphaea01
    @Nymphaea01 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “Well that’s step one, what about two through 10”
    “Aw Christ”
    Lmao 😂😂

  • @Lord_Inquisitor_William7391
    @Lord_Inquisitor_William7391 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "Are you mocking me?"
    *Oh No no no no."
    "Puff yea" *blows a baseball sized hole in his chest*
    Always kill me.

    • @Pkhemi
      @Pkhemi ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It killed them too

    • @thelegendaryascendingdrago4428
      @thelegendaryascendingdrago4428 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!

    • @XM8A1
      @XM8A1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Must've been the wind." Killed me lol.
      Schrodinger's Cat: We would make beautiful children!"
      *Skull gets absolutely destroyed by Alucard's pistols*
      "Was he bothering you?" Fuckin sent me over the edge lol

  • @GodzillaFan-ko2xd
    @GodzillaFan-ko2xd ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I thought this was the only version of hellsing but after seeing it the original hellsing I still think the abridged version is the original

    • @2ndCitySES17
      @2ndCitySES17 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s because it’s better

  • @engineergaming2369
    @engineergaming2369 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    “You done goofed.”

  • @allenreckin3184
    @allenreckin3184 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    “Where the hell is Alucard”
    “Oh him I killed him”
    “Killed him”
    “Cut off his bloody head”
    “Oh well that’s step one, what about two through ten”
    “Oh Christ”

    • @Indoor_Carrot
      @Indoor_Carrot ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's the way he says "Ah Christ!" with that accent just kills me XD

    • @Cpt_Zed
      @Cpt_Zed ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "You done goofed..."

    • @darkstone_official_2427
      @darkstone_official_2427 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Cpt_Zed "How the blood soaked, protestant hell did ya do that?!"

    • @Cpt_Zed
      @Cpt_Zed ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkstone_official_2427 "Fuck you, that's how"

    • @smcowles81
      @smcowles81 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@darkstone_official_2427 "Fuck you, that's how."

  • @benlowe1701
    @benlowe1701 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "Its the Fucking Nazis!"
    You know, as quotable as it it, 8 Years ago, I honestly didn't expect I would be quoting it that much.

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Apparently it got worse the last year or so.

  • @RedHeadDevil1196
    @RedHeadDevil1196 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?!?!"

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Him: Say it.
    Her: F*ck you.
    Him: After you say it.
    omfg i love these guys so much.

  • @reventon4547
    @reventon4547 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    9:58
    Oh my God, Shoot to Thrill version, I missed you.

    • @Dave-ug1rx
      @Dave-ug1rx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too. Blasted copyright claims. They said, at the beginning of EVERY episode, that it was a parody and to support the official release. These people just can't let us have fun anymore.

    • @MasterZebulin
      @MasterZebulin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Dave-ug1rx Then you agree copyright must die, right?

  • @JeanLucCaptain
    @JeanLucCaptain ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Who is it?
    Oh you know...A REAL FUCKING VAMPIRE😎. this is 100% truth. Dude is the most insanely OP vampire I've ever seen in any media.

    • @elijahhayter3026
      @elijahhayter3026 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      … castlevania

    • @dafloo5326
      @dafloo5326 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@elijahhayter3026 i mean, yea, but.... no. i think dracula doesnt really stand a chance even before the end

    • @elijahhayter3026
      @elijahhayter3026 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dafloo5326 you do realize who I’m talking about, right? I’d you played the games, you’d know how Castlevania’s Dracula is effectively a dark god. Ironically, he can also use holy magic.

    • @dafloo5326
      @dafloo5326 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@elijahhayter3026 yes, dont get me wrong, Dracula is without a doubt overpowered as shit, but judging by the mere fact that dracula almost always dies in the majority of the games (granted, he does Come back ), therefore He can be defeated, whereby alucard cant really die, no matter how much damage you Do to him. And i we consider after him consuming schrödinger, its completely impossible to kill him, due to his now paradoxical nature

    • @elijahhayter3026
      @elijahhayter3026 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dafloo5326 yes, he dies. Only to people who are specifically trained and armed to kill specifically him with magic and holy weapons. The same people who can dodge light. As for “alucard can’t die,” here’s the issue. Either he has the soul-powered 1ups and blood army, or he’s only able to control his quantum state. That aside, he just had standard vampire stuff.
      If Dio can best alucard, then I don’t see how Dracula can’t.

  • @ConGie
    @ConGie ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I may have to watch through this again.

  • @Jalbesbe
    @Jalbesbe ปีที่แล้ว +155

    You showed the you missed, but not the "You activated my Alucard"

  • @JohnHaloWarrior95
    @JohnHaloWarrior95 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "You too you Catholic sociopath! Whoops tautology!"

  • @m0nsterzer0
    @m0nsterzer0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Ze Judas Priest"
    "Wait like ze band?"
    "Zey vere named after him!!!"

  • @DracoFoxy_G
    @DracoFoxy_G ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My disappointment for the fact restraint level 0 scene wasn't included

    • @thomasedgar8612
      @thomasedgar8612 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i think this was made before that scene was out

  • @coletidwell2806
    @coletidwell2806 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    It's funny how alucard showing up to port with an empty ship is fully a reference to dracula. It took me until I read the book to get that because there's a note in the book about a pale man who drives all of the crew to madness and death before using their corpses to sail to shore.

  • @michaelmarto69
    @michaelmarto69 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    what do you get if you mix both versions. well you get a psychopath vampire that uses dark humor to cover up his depression

  • @Tophatguy665
    @Tophatguy665 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    3:42 i was in class and i remembered this part so i laughed to myself and i got stared at 😭

  • @keiseyku
    @keiseyku ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:23 "piccolo's cells"

    • @zyxelztrife2408
      @zyxelztrife2408 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *“Okay, I am... 90% sure I can't do that.”*

  • @jeremywilson8313
    @jeremywilson8313 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I know this videos old because your clip of him attacking the ship with Rip van Winkle still has Shoot to Thrill playing in it

    • @torakunoichi
      @torakunoichi ปีที่แล้ว

      Is there a different song??

    • @PerovNigma
      @PerovNigma ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@torakunoichi I think it got copyright struck and replaced.

  • @neiloerlemans1029
    @neiloerlemans1029 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Fraulien repeat line is very Archer…. LANAAAAAAA! What! Danger Zone!

  • @blackblade99009
    @blackblade99009 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    honestly best moment for me are when Alucard says why he is holding out for Integra and Anderson saying he fucking understands why Alucard is as well.

  • @antonfowler6582
    @antonfowler6582 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Police girl is the best

    • @notveryartificial4486
      @notveryartificial4486 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because she's cute? Because she's hot? Both? :D

    • @chanbricks4461
      @chanbricks4461 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@notveryartificial4486Because she's got an ANTI-TANK RIFLE

    • @NeroLordofChaos
      @NeroLordofChaos ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@chanbricks4461BITCHES.
      LOVE.
      CANNONS.

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her name is Saras!

    • @macblink
      @macblink 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@notveryartificial4486because she's cute, hot and hilarious, and a badass with a huge f*cking cannon

  • @neonpurplecake7160
    @neonpurplecake7160 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:40
    This gives me vibes of; four ruffians break into my home...

  • @draconicalaanddrakner3261
    @draconicalaanddrakner3261 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    12:17 the scene being so serious and then Alucard just going "Something's burning." always got me lmaooo

  • @fabuloso9818
    @fabuloso9818 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “And like zat…ze war begins!”

  • @vegaszgreatvegas5505
    @vegaszgreatvegas5505 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “I was minding my own business~”

  • @johnweslygasmen2300
    @johnweslygasmen2300 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    AC/DC playing while alucard is about to crash his SR - 71 and set a ship ablaze is just kickass (name of the AC/DC song btw)

    • @Alice-May
      @Alice-May 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Shoot to Thrill

    • @wickedweavile4612
      @wickedweavile4612 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the reason why it's muffled is they had to edit it out for copyright reasons

  • @ElohimMiran
    @ElohimMiran ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My finger slipped, clicked a video and now slipped again and skipped without loading the title of this video and it played "IT'S ALUCARD!!!" and immediately i know imma watch this whole thing.

  • @noahhager1187
    @noahhager1187 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    a testament to the quality is the fact that even with 12 minutes of great clips, I can still think of some of my favorites that weren't included. Like dear god I really forgot how awesome the series is.
    I'm mostly referring to the boring of the hr department and the soldier's lines when they see the giant woman

  • @f.calamo6658
    @f.calamo6658 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The kitten face on Integra's belly I just peak easter egg

    • @braxtonnewkirk1039
      @braxtonnewkirk1039 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait what?

    • @f.calamo6658
      @f.calamo6658 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@braxtonnewkirk1039 the telephone scene when shes talking to alucard while he is saying his experience in my country (brazil).

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@f.calamo6658did you go to Brazil

  • @eonsinfinity534
    @eonsinfinity534 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Basically every line could be in this video.

  • @ossian1977
    @ossian1977 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "You too, you catholic sociopath.....whooops tautology!" . :D :D How did they come up with these lines ......

  • @AdamTheLegendWTTG
    @AdamTheLegendWTTG 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    7:49
    *Alucard being Alucard*
    *”JUMP UP YOUR OWN ASS AND DIE!!”*

  • @dragonriderabens9761
    @dragonriderabens9761 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You left out the actual best one!
    “It’s a shame your blood sugar daddy won’t be here ta see it!”
    *Get Ready to Die into starts playing over loudspeakers*

    • @Kainmaster
      @Kainmaster หลายเดือนก่อน

      This movie was made before the series was done.

  • @Monster_NopeNope
    @Monster_NopeNope ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Right this way everyone, right in front of people. You’re 80 you’re use to it we’re going to go look at art and paintings that I’m pretty sure aisle art, I don’t know I’m cocky and uncultured”

    • @Monster_NopeNope
      @Monster_NopeNope ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Andrew-if5dd oh, oops
      you have to agree tho “cocky and uncultured” just sounds that little bit funnier
      (Plus I’ve got no idea who cockney is 😔)

    • @chriscormac231
      @chriscormac231 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Andrew-if5dd tautology

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Monster_NopeNopeCockney refers to the East End of London. It's where all the "Blimey Guvnor" stuff came from.

    • @Monster_NopeNope
      @Monster_NopeNope ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Phoebe5448 I still think cocky and uncultured sounds funnier

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Monster_NopeNope lol yeah, it works!

  • @readyrex
    @readyrex ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I wish this was the actual anime.

  • @ArmwrestlingandAnime
    @ArmwrestlingandAnime ปีที่แล้ว +85

    420YOLOSWAG4JESUS

    • @goodstuff4987
      @goodstuff4987 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "HHOOOOOOAAAAA!!!"

    • @furionmax7824
      @furionmax7824 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@goodstuff4987would you believe me if I said that's how I found out TFS Vegeta and Anderson were voiced by the same person?

  • @Some_Guy77
    @Some_Guy77 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Alternate title: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Abridged.

  • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
    @WhatIsThatThingDoing 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The opening still goes as hard as ever

  • @leilani1902
    @leilani1902 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Godblesss hellsing abridged it's aged like fine wine it never fails to make me laugh. I absolutely love the VAs they did an amazing job and yess bitchs love cannons

  • @Rathian03
    @Rathian03 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "It didn't work. It did not work."

  • @a_channel2545
    @a_channel2545 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    God, I want a series just about Father Anderson so badly

  • @patrickbone5993
    @patrickbone5993 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Best momentd of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged"
    *Plays the entire swries*

  • @anamika1791
    @anamika1791 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm kinda bummed the entire series wasn't pit in this video

    • @lazydelibird
      @lazydelibird ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TH-cam’s copyright is stopping is from achieving perfection.

  • @melancholicechosingstothemoon
    @melancholicechosingstothemoon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hellsing Abridged is a international treasure

  • @Azrat1101
    @Azrat1101 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The fuckin words “You done goofed” in the most unenthusiastic tone is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 2:21

  • @kvng_rvbby
    @kvng_rvbby 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the music choice was perfect, especially the god of war music for alucard

  • @dannyluke9121
    @dannyluke9121 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    him has two handguns, has the rate of fire of a smg me
    How in the blood-soaked Protestant hell did you do that
    His pistols "fuck you that's how"

  • @stevelenox152
    @stevelenox152 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was expecting Alucards letter to the pope to be in this video

  • @Qwex1992
    @Qwex1992 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Я простой человек: ютуб рекомендует мне контент по Hellsing Abridged, я его смотрю.

  • @AADP
    @AADP ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "the followimg is a fan based parody P u t a" xD

  • @Iam2Derpy4uM8
    @Iam2Derpy4uM8 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Anderson is just as amazing as alucard with all his boondock saints references 😂😭

  • @CallyLovesKirby
    @CallyLovesKirby 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i dont know why, but "DEH FOLLOWING" at the very beginning always gets me

  • @Captain_Razor_88
    @Captain_Razor_88 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best moments in Hellsing Abridged. (Proceeds to show entire series uninterrupted)

  • @Sinnhowtos
    @Sinnhowtos 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “I wassauh!!” Alucard whining has to be my most favourite😭😭

  • @The-Ent1ty
    @The-Ent1ty 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "The Catholics are crusading, and the Nazi's are invading"
    XD

  • @bradenwelenc7764
    @bradenwelenc7764 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Think my favorite line in this show was " Seras are relationships statuses are best described with tags on pornhub now go"

  • @AdamTheLegendWTTG
    @AdamTheLegendWTTG 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:16
    I fucking love how Yan has to do a retake like “oh, fuck, that’s an anti-tank rifle.. *OH, FUCK, THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!”*

  • @jeiillson
    @jeiillson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I never realized till now that Integra set that song in Alucards playlist for when he entered the room 🤣🤣

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    From since the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged released the Ready to Die and Party Party only puts the visuals of Alucard going ham

  • @Cobalt_Spartan
    @Cobalt_Spartan ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1:47 that's a boondocks saints reference! Why do I know that?

  • @KurokamaSosayuki
    @KurokamaSosayuki 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Oh I'm sorry! We don't give a fuck!"

  • @sethsabo4517
    @sethsabo4517 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I really thought that the Rick roll was going to be in this

  • @Qvksylver
    @Qvksylver 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "You done goofed"

  • @LavinReverie
    @LavinReverie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I AM WATCHING THIS VIDEO FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME

  • @DarkKnight45611
    @DarkKnight45611 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:11 pov your first time playing cod zombies 🤣

  • @Phoenix-et6mf
    @Phoenix-et6mf ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The guitar riff at 11:39 is so good! Anyone know where I can find it?

    • @chockyglocky0577
      @chockyglocky0577 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      During his speech it’s the song shipping up to Boston, before that I’m not sure