Billy Connolly - Kelly - One Night Stand Down Under 1999
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He made me spit out a mouthful of coffee when he said, 'Deer! Moo! Whatever the f*** deer say!" 😁
cuckoo! cuckoo!
The easy solution is to not consume anything when you're watching a video. Or even easier, not lie.
🎵 Welcome back, Billy Connolly, Welcome Hoooooome! You King of Scotland🎵
Always cracks me up 😂
*Hame! ;-)
Billy should be available on the NHS. There's no better cure for depression. Fantastic!
For temporary bad mood perhaps, not for depression which is something else entirely and is often caused by lifetime of violence, abuse, neglect, single tragic life event, unbearable living conditions, other serious and ongoing health problems leading to decrease of life quality, congenital mental disorders, mental illness or by chemical imbalance of the neurostimulants in the brain - all of which could only be relieved, and only sometimes cured by years and years of intense psychotherapy and often pharmacological treatment, and which - even regardless of all therapy leads to multiple suicidal attempts of the patients.
I would be grateful if you didn't trivialize serious health conditions you apparently know nothing about only to have something to write under a comedy skit video.
@@OstblockLatina 1
He is helping me, I am sitting here waiting for a phone call to tell me if I need chemotherapy and radiotherapy treatment or just the radiotherapy 🤞
I so agree, that's why I'm watching atm
Ignore that last see you next Tuesday. I am on the edge and I swear Billy does help with my depression!
The fishing story has me in tears "a bubble happens about 10 yards away" "you'll pull its face off"
Were you in pain afterwards? Did you have difficulty breathing ? Did you wet your pants? That seems to happen to a lot of people on the message boards. So they say.
There will never be another Billy. Truly the one and only. Truly individually brilliant.
Yes!
Plenty of Billy Connollys,just a wee bit different in each of them.
I can't say there will never be another Billy, because I'm not clairvoyant.
It amazes me how throughout his career he has never written a single joke, he just goes on stage with a vague idea of what he's going to talk about and has been leagues above people who have spent hours upon hours agonizing over every detail of their act. Truly one of the best stand-up comedians of time , I only say one of because Robin Williams was the other one.
I think Robin seems to be forgotten about lately more & more, rest his soul !
Richard Pryor?!
@@diogenes. no!
@My names Jeff totally agree - and I don't know if they are/ were aware of just how much natural talent they had/ have. Gifted springs to mind.
@@diogenes. Please tell me thats your real name!?
Not just the King of Scotland but the King of my heart! You're a bloody riot and I appreciate every ounce of ya!
Billy's story telling ability is 2nd to none, this story had me in stitches, especially the Tom hanks bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
' to see it in agony ' what a line !!!!!, never thought I'd ever laugh about trout in my life, absolute genius.
I spit up my tea😄😃🤣😂
Such a dry, matter-of-fact delivery!
He changes that every time he tells the story. When I saw him do it the line was " to see it panic".
I love comedians who have no problems just going off on tangents and are constantly cracking themselves up. Especially when it's a "Did I really just fucking say that?" kind of laugh. Biily is the master of this!
The level of that surfing on the wave of laughter skill is just out of this world.
He actually is THE FUNNIEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED! God bless you Billy, you continue to make people pee their pants with laughter.🇬🇧
Do you know every funny man who ever lived? He's my favourite comedian, but I've never wet my pants. Perhaps I'm doing something wrong.
Billy is worth every penny. I went to see him once and I cried with laughter the whole way through. I couldn't breathe by the time he'd finished. Now I'm going purple trying not to laugh because it's 2am and my husband's asleep! 😂😂😂
Just because this is the internet, doesn't mean you have to lie. It's not compulsory.
Seen you live in Sydney Australia took my mum she loved it you are amazing soul
The word legend is used too often and for no real reason. However, Mr. Connolly is a legend. He is the funniest person I have ever seen or heard.
So is genius.
Billy's storytelling is peak comedy. The legend takes you on a journey stuffed with the relatable humour of everyday life that we all know but can't quite articulate ourselves. Pure joy watching this man.
No matter how long or how often I'm always surprised at how much I love this man.
love how billy spins actual incidents into funny stories, it's an oral creative writing exorcise, and he's perfected it.
exorcise? Exorcism now, is it?!
@@alan4sure well yeah, anyone who thinks a violin is a "fiddle".
@@tomitstube and which one has "strangs?" Lol .....exorcise your mind. Haha
He says such fantastic things. I try to use them whenever I get the chance to talk english. Now I've added "to his eternal credit" to my list
For somebody who is learning to speak English, you certainly write its very well. There is a reason for that.
Billly is one hell of a story teller. You're looking at him and a minute later you're right in there with him living the story. That's talent and art. Plus he makes me laugh my ass off and piss my pants. "Billy's on!"
"Gimme a second to get out of me pants."
It's good you don't go to a Billy gig , the stench of urine would be unbearable.
Why does everybody wet their pants.
A true Comedian genius a legend.Billy cheers me up when I am down.Thanks for making me laugh 😃 Billy
He’s at his best when he just goes off on one 😆. A genius ❤️
Love this man!! Best comedian ever!! 😁😂👍
Apart from Kevin Bridges
@@michaelmould9326 He's good, but not as good as Billy. Sorry.
Funniest man ever.
Every day i watch some Billy. Great start of the day
Gets you in a good mod instantly!!!
I have a cup of tea.
I remember this 'very wealthy man' bit from years and years ago to this day! So good to hear it again!
Turrets and Flags . And Peasants .🤣🤣🙃.
Billy says it all the time.
Every time I see Billy Connolly (and I mean this with the utmost respect), I think "Hippie John Cleese". 😁
People don't say hippy anymore. Except you. The two look nothing like each other. He says with the utmost respect.
Incomparably talented man. A real National treasure.
International treasure, more like.
@@bluerock4456 oh no he's all ours 🏴
@@bluerock4456 International treasure indeed. He's loved around the world.
Pure comic genius.
No other can be so brilliantly 😂 funny! You will be loved forever your ability is one of the best out there !! 🤣😂
This is essentially like two stories in one and they're both hilarious: exaggerating about the house (turrets, band, peasants) and then the kid and the rocket... this man is a treasure
He wasn't exaggerating, he owns a castle near Aberdeen in Scotland.
@@ScottieWallace Did own.
Three stories, don't forget the fishing.
My ribs are aching from laughing.
This is my favourite story, I’ve seen this 100 times and it always make me cry laughing.
This one may just replace "old woman on the bus" as my favorite!
OMG! Imagine living next door to this guy! Makes you feel sort for Tom Hanks😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂
That was many years ago.
I want to go to billy’s scottish house and go about hollering about the animals he has mentioned in his routines to all the neighbors now..he cannot stop making you smile and laugh
unfortunately he sold the Candacraig Estate a few years back, and now lives in Key West, Florida.
Gotta see these deer that moo😂😂😂😂😂
They'd probably have you shot.
Another obvious reason people on the message boards are known as the lunatic fringe.
I love it when a comedian tells a joke so good that they start laughing and have to wait until they can finish laughing before telling more
Grew up listening to & watching this comedy genius, never fails to get the whole house laughing
I actually used to sneak out of bed & sit on the landing listening to my parents laughing there heads off playing him on the record player,big banana shoes 😂😂
@@shanewhite4868 a used to get sent to bed by my mum then I’d sneak back down stairs and watch billy with me brother on video tape
@@Marc1996L It was his records for me. I had my Mums old record player in my room and after they went to bed, I would sneak into the living room and grab the record. On with the headphones, down with the volume and try not to laugh too loud!😎😁
@@pseudonayme7717 can’t buy memories like that !!!
@@Marc1996L You can make them up though.
Love to hear Billy's take on the world today....Would be popcorn time !!
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Leave him alone, he's retired.
Yep Robin and a few other celebs visited billy's scottish home .The Highland games were in process ! I'd love to have been a fly on the wall at the after party🤣They broke the mold when Billy was born !❤
I never knew how much you can love a comedian that is as funny,talented,and handsome as Billy. I missed so much in the ,'70's and 80's not knowing who he was. I'm hooked. I'm crazy. I'm in love.💕
Good for you, Anna.
I've been aware of BC for decades but seeing him here now on TH-cam I can see what a genius he is. And yeah, he's not ugly. :)
You're insane,
Oh my god! Tears rolling and belly aching. Billy’s got to be the funniest man on earth and what ever planet he came from I’m sure misses him.
Glasgow.
Watched this a million times, still hilarious 😂
You must have a lot of spare time.
cried laughing, thanks
Best thing to come out of Scotland!
Including the road to England
After Irn Bru.
And Whisky.
And Denis Law.
And Jock Stein.
My mother used to tickle the trout when she was a wee girl in Scotland, She came from Toll Cross Glasgow, and we grew up listening to your comedy albums Billy.
Remember it well.
Tickling trout......guddling I think it's called
@@kevinhoye6154 that's what I call it but I have heard people say tickling. I think it's regional
I've loved this brilliant man FOREVER
Love You Big Yin, take care and Keep Safe, XXXX
Now where have I seen that before.
Oh man, that was wonderful! I was feeling pretty low but that made me laugh so much. Thanks, Billy!
Same here.
Gordon Munro, you can always rely on Billy! X
After a hard week at work there is nothing better than a bit of Billy Connolly going of on a random journey of laughs. God bless you Billy.
I now *really* want to meet Tom Hanks, just so I can ask him if Billy Connolly's family really fired a missile into his yard. 🤣🤣
You'll have to go to the US.
Absolute national treasure. So funny.
A classic.
Where does he come up with this stuff? How does his mind just ad lib this from nowhere?
He's phenomenal...
Experience. He lived an eventful life
He has clearly either been born with it or developed it from the time he spent on the river Clyde in Glasgow as a welder where he would mix with so many characters with stories.
It was one of his fellow ship workers who told him not to get stuck in that job, but take the risk to make a better life using his comedy and musical talents.
He wisnae wrong as they would say ... (:-))))
@@colincampbell437 Billy said he wanted to be a folk musician, and one of his fellow workers told him to quit. That man was Willie Mcinnes. The comedy came later.
ADHD.
I’m so jealous of Billy’s gorgeous natural wavy hair!
It's white now.
Just unreal! Simpl6 unreal. He makes me roar with laughter!
I like a bit of visual with a stand-up comedian, as I find it boring if they are just standing there reeling off endless jokes...but you certainly get visual with Billy, highly entertaining man, love him !
Billy calls himself a comedian, that's all. He says you don't get a stand up guitarist, or stand up opera singers. Why should you get a stand up comedian. Also if the jokes are funny you shouldn't get bored.
Thanks Billy.
Just the very best ❤
"He goes 'round the world talkin' dirty and people give him money. Fucked if I know what that's about." What a great line. 🤣
A few guys I know did the local crew for his gigs. He’d pull up in his Range Rover and open the boot to reveal his backdrop for you to take into the venue and hang. Reverse that at the end of the night and you’re paid for 2 full shifts. Easiest load in and out ever.
Total legend. 👌🏻👍🏻
He makes me laugh 😂 what a hoot
Fantastic!
I love you x
Absolute legend ❤
Had me in tears laughing!!
Miaow.
Living legend 🏴
Yes the king of hearts forever xxx
Thank you Billy for all the laughs and stories. Luv yer from a I can't spell the f**king thing. 🤪❤🙏
"To see it in agony" Lmfao. Oh my god that nearly did me in.
Genuis most this must be improvisation on the spot each night he's brilliant
He was examined fairly recently by a doctor, it was discovered he had ADHD, something one of his daughters inherited. This may go some way to explaining how his brain works.
Absolutely fantastic 😂😂
I went fishing with my 10-year-old niece about 17 years ago it was the first and last time.
when I said cast out she threw the whole fishing rod into the drink!
I love your comedy. Sorry you have some issues. We will always get a laugh from you.
OMG - that is one of the funniest stories i ever heard. the end is the bees’ knees. ROTFL ☄️✨💥😛
Love how he takes the piss out of Pamela's work.
I bet he paid for it later.
HE'S HAME, HE'S HAME, HE'S HAME.
Love this funny man. 😄
Shit! I hoped it was gonnae blow up in the pond and gie the wee boy aw the troot, deed! Aw'Ra Best Big Yin. 👍😁❤️🏴!
Such a great actor too
Luv his PJ’s
Fucking awesome.....legend.
1:46 ..My Dog whenever I enter the house
I'd love to see Billy's marching band one day 🤣
I loved his pants.
Love ya 😆😆😆😆😆
if you have a bad day at work watch Billy and he will he will have you laughing again.matthew
Or have a cup of tea, that's what I do.
Pure Genius.
"Deer......MOOOOO.....whatever the F deer say........." 😂😂
I love him.
Should be king of scotland
Aye you’re the fucking BEST Billy ❣️❣️❣️❣️😆😂🤣
official billy connolly channel? instant sub!
I love how he goes off about his house and the peasants. I could believe it ,lol.
He did that at almost every live show I saw him perform.
Billy should’ve shouted “Houston, we have a problem!”
That 'haircut' was cslled a BASIN CUT (basin on head and cut everything below it) back in the 60s. Not cool because everybody was wearing Beatles hair.
The haircut Billy was talking about is where there is still hair on the top of the head, but the sides have been shaved.
I cant be the only one thinking this is about the Osbornes
Mentions having tea with Sharon at one point too. 🤣
He'd definitely make a most amusing Monarch 🤣.
another thing about fishing, and I know many experienced fishermen have experienced this...
no bites have happened you reel in the line to find a fish lip on your hook!!!??? WTF! happened there!??
On yersel big yin 🏴
He was in Bournemouth and went for a walk on the sea front a man with his son asked if he could tell his son to f off so he went to the boy and told him to f off
They couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day
He told that on the last Parkinson.
Class……Billy….Glasgow Bhoy ☘️