THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #99 - Dust to Dust

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  • MAG099 - Case #9522002 - Robert E. Geiger
    Statement regarding a Dust Bowl encounter in Boise City, Oklahoma.
    The Magnus Archives tells the tale of a reporter chasing down interviews with those affected by dust storms and the strangeness of being caught in such a storm.
    Content Notes: Suffocation, natural disasters, abduction, claustrophobia, direct violence
    Starring: Gertrude Robinson - Sue Sims; Michael Shelley - Luke Booys; The Archivist - Jonathan Sims; Georgie Barker - Sasha McKenna; Breekon & Hope - Martin Corcoran & Steven Violich
    Writer: Jonathan Sims
    Director: Alexander J Newall
    Editors: Alexander J Newall, Elizabeth Moffatt, Brock Winstead
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  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2664

    jon saying he'll be alright on his own then instantly getting kidnapped by evil clowns is the best summary of his character tbh

    • @theprideling
      @theprideling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      He's the embodiment of the "to be continued" meme

    • @heresthadude1080
      @heresthadude1080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@theprideling Jonathan Joesims

    • @just_a_cryptid
      @just_a_cryptid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@heresthadude1080 it's funny but stop

    • @syrusangi8743
      @syrusangi8743 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His life is a painful joke

    • @zGabaz
      @zGabaz ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And you had one of the best comments in this series hahahaha THIS

  • @drago1514
    @drago1514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2842

    "If anything happened to you-or god forbid- the admiral..."
    Nice to see he has his priorities in place

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I was just about to comment on that!! Cats take priority

    • @bar3450
      @bar3450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pianos4095 yep

    • @justinjacobs1501
      @justinjacobs1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Death has very strong opinions about those who harm cats.

    • @ishner
      @ishner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      This is actually *VERY* interesting.
      *Nothing* hurts cats.
      A hundred statements now and not a *single* one mentions a cat being hurt by the monsters.
      The only cat ownership mentioned is Major Tom who was brought in after the spiders first started with that dude.
      In Lovecraft's spoke of cats:
      "The cat is cryptic, and close to things which men cannot see"
      "Cats embody this attraction, while never pursuing horror to the point of becoming horrible themselves"

    • @koschei4716
      @koschei4716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ishner hail bastet for that lmao

  • @fays.p.5663
    @fays.p.5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    Bruh. This episode wasn't about The Buried or The Spiral, it's about The Sad

    • @macabrecitrus2127
      @macabrecitrus2127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The Big Sad

    • @marhunt8192
      @marhunt8192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bro it's hardly supernatural man's just lives in the south

    • @theWeaverofTales
      @theWeaverofTales 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If anything it's about the consequences of frontier ethics? The whole dust bowl thing could have been easily avoided if farmers in the area didn't heavily exploit their land

    • @Squarmptin
      @Squarmptin ปีที่แล้ว +29

      A new entity: The **intense sobbing**

    • @104snowstorm
      @104snowstorm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I know right? This man can't have nothing smh. Poor Jon. Poor Micheal 😢

  • @comet8956
    @comet8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    16:27
    okay so i heard the laugh and i was like “wait i recognise that”
    and then she said michael
    what h a p p e n e d to him

    • @belindaluna2067
      @belindaluna2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Probably something similar to what happened to Jane Prentiss.

    • @cupidcalling5599
      @cupidcalling5599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      i listened to the entire interaction and then i paused it and then i was like..... oh.. OH !!!! OH HOLY SHIT.

    • @darinae34
      @darinae34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I felt like I knew the voice and then I paused it and said : MICHAEL ?!
      Then gertrude said Michael and I was like, "Yeah, no shit, the bastard was human"

    • @davidmichaelescobedopachec794
      @davidmichaelescobedopachec794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Holy shit!

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *Evil laughter*
      At a time, they who are called avatars were all once called human.

  • @jondunlap1892
    @jondunlap1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2621

    "if something happened to you, or god forbid *the admiral* "
    HES TALKING ABOUT THE CAT

  • @keychains9396
    @keychains9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

    can we talk for a second how absolutely heart wrenching hearing... real Michael's voice is? his laugh sounds so sweet and knowing what it had become now im in near tears

    • @Jas-ii2bi
      @Jas-ii2bi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      its sad because even though in this context hes innocent and sweet, the laugh still creeps me out because i associate it with.. the other version of him

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yup

    • @raebaer8580
      @raebaer8580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      He sounds like Martin... :((

    • @wirwellalove801
      @wirwellalove801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@raebaer8580 OH GOSH.... NONO NO NO... JUST NOT OUR SWEET BOI MARTIN

    • @daringromanVA
      @daringromanVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I LOVE HIM..

  • @proinsiascassidy2888
    @proinsiascassidy2888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    As disturbed as I am by what happened to Jon, I'm delighted (and kinda worried?) that it seems to be an unspoken tradition among archivists to hire the absolute dorkiest and most lovable assistants they manage to find.

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      I mean if you're going to become super UN-human, I'd imagine it might be nice to have someone very human around! And obviously jon didnt know he'd become inhuman before he took the job, but maybe the eye influences the next archivists choice to help w/ that! Or maybe I'm looking to deep into something light and fun, who knows tbh

    • @ashnesslinguistics3570
      @ashnesslinguistics3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      that is honestly so pure though, canon or not

    • @himeow7454
      @himeow7454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@pianos4095 Doesn't seem like that worked out too well for Gertrude, seeing Michael's state now.

    • @TobiasFangorIsntCis
      @TobiasFangorIsntCis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's a fun narrative trick, if you start out with a very sweet/excitable/happy character it makes their end/trauma/bitterness later that much more tragic

    • @toby4305
      @toby4305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nice guys get picked first, but at what cost.

  • @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835
    @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    That character reveal was genius. The inclusion of the laugh in such a genuine, sweet way was such wonderful storytelling- pricking your ears enough to tell that you remember but not enough to be sure.
    Also could jon have one day where he's not beaten please

  • @flying_pig_girl
    @flying_pig_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    _"I had to change all the lightbulbs"_ Georgie clearly has her priorities in check

  • @mrjones2721
    @mrjones2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    We know Gertrude had three assistants, all of whom met bad ends. Now we know what happened to one of them.

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      We dont know what happened, just the result of what happened

  • @birbelle
    @birbelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    John: I should move out, I’ll be fine, I just don’t want to put you or the Admiral in danger 😔
    Also John: *immediately gets kidnapped*

  • @Record_Scratch
    @Record_Scratch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    i am in love with michael's laugh. also, give jon a break already.

  • @jadynnkotch1833
    @jadynnkotch1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    Michael reminds me of Martin
    Martin better not turn out the same way Michael did >:c

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah!! (Though honestly I do wonder what a micheal like martin would be like)

    • @SwirlyPinwheel
      @SwirlyPinwheel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That would be really cool to get Michael and Martin to have a real conversation other than "Should I or should I not kill you?"

    • @chancealbright6906
      @chancealbright6906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      spiral! Martin is a great au

    • @aquagirl555
      @aquagirl555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@chancealbright6906 i always figured based on his love of spiders, if anyone claimed martin, other then the eye, it would be whatever the web/spider was

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aquagirl555 oh god I hadn't thought of that

  • @comet8956
    @comet8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    man they just can’t let jon relax for one second

    • @mrjones2721
      @mrjones2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      James To be fair, he’s the kind of person who’s more relaxed when he’s tense. A moment of true comfort might make him lose molecular cohesion.

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah😞

  • @megamind6355
    @megamind6355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    Drinking game: Take a shot everytime something bad happens to Jon

    • @flaminyawn
      @flaminyawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      You want alcohol poisoning? Because that's how you get alcohol poisoning.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      2 episodes later: *in a coma*

    • @shineyfish
      @shineyfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Feels a little symbolic that this is at 81 likes, considering how bad for Jon ep. 81 is

    • @KenKen3593
      @KenKen3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      So just…chug?

    • @juniper-moss
      @juniper-moss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      How to get plastered in redord time: this

  • @loganisanerd5566
    @loganisanerd5566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    Pre-everything Michael is so cute... Such a shame this is a horror show and a tragedy.

    • @brandonpeters9155
      @brandonpeters9155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Martin of yester year.

    • @Panroles
      @Panroles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@brandonpeters9155 dear God please don't be foreshadowing, I'm BEGGING you.

    • @jellifygirl
      @jellifygirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@brandonpeters9155 This is the worst thing anyone unspoiled could possibly see I hope you know that. the emotional whiplash in these words is beyond anything the series itself could hope to provide

    • @brandonpeters9155
      @brandonpeters9155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jellifygirl Dude I watched that episode and just guessed. They seemed like simmilar characters from a writing perspective and frankly i didnt expect to be right (if i am? I stopped watching shortly after this. I felt like i knew too much. The wonder and fear was gone with a better understanding of what ws going on and i just wandered back to the SCP community.)

    • @jellifygirl
      @jellifygirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brandonpeters9155 Not reading this comment in case its an actual spoiler (I am a weak man) but just in case u are mad at me I wanna clarify the OG comment was a joke

  • @clovercard22
    @clovercard22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Jon: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU??
    Georgie: Jon did you call me? :D

    • @AhiruArtist
      @AhiruArtist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I honestly love this part 😂

  • @darlingrosiebun8952
    @darlingrosiebun8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    I love how once we heard Micheal laugh we immediately knew

    • @KAY-zu2jj
      @KAY-zu2jj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Huh

  • @trashpossumsupreme5159
    @trashpossumsupreme5159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    gertrude: "spiral"
    me: *cries in junji ito*

    • @waylonsmith1832
      @waylonsmith1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      According to Jon, Uzumaki was an influence for certain aspects of the podcast

    • @SM-dl2ox
      @SM-dl2ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@waylonsmith1832 that makes so much sense

    • @SM-dl2ox
      @SM-dl2ox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol the “spiral” triggered me so much 😂

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ...I've seen ppl mention it do much, and this is the first time I've realized I've actually read that manga, holy dusty carcass of what used to be a cow.

    • @neriumdelusion
      @neriumdelusion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As soon as I heard the spiral was an entity , Uzumaki was the first thing I thought about, and it makes a lot of sense it’s was an inspiration

  • @queenmaj6576
    @queenmaj6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    every time Gertrude pronounces Boise as "boys" I take psychic damage

  • @ramikoh6655
    @ramikoh6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    OMG MICHAEL WHAT?!?!?! Is it the one we know now? I mean the same Michael who then became a monster or a NotMichael??? I honestly thought he sounded like a younger Jon but a lot more cheerful and awkward lol.
    OMG NO THEY KIDNAPPED MY BOY

    • @arthurcosta1657
      @arthurcosta1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I dont think he is a not Michel

    • @himeow7454
      @himeow7454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      No, I really, really, don't think he's "Not!Michael". Gertrude speculated the "not"-people were "an aspect of the Stranger". Michael is a part of the Spiral. Different faction. Plus, his voice stayed the same, and we've kind of established that the "not"-people don't try to replicate the appearance or voice of the original, and instead alter the evidence of their existence, and that this trick doesn't work on tapes. So, basically: same voice on tape = same Michael.
      It's way more likely, in my opinion that he became an "avatar" for the Spiral, sort of like Jon is slowly turning into the avatar for the Beholding.

    • @lilaboxx
      @lilaboxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He kinda sounded like Martin and now I'm worried 🥺

    • @drewdeathless
      @drewdeathless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was a young Jon too until he laughed… then she called him Michael and my heart ached a little 😢

  • @mariamelkhlagy186
    @mariamelkhlagy186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    This episode is SO packed. We got murdrerus storms, headass georgi, kidnapped john and my absloute favourite MICHAEL
    He laughs at 16:00 you are welcome

  • @N8O12
    @N8O12 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Assistant: walks in Me: ok cool
    Assistant: laughs Me: ok cool
    Assistant: does the little "aah" after he laughs
    Me: WAIT A MINUTE MICHAEL WHAT

  • @stevef.accounting7256
    @stevef.accounting7256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    I need to stop reading these comments before listening. Whats gonna happen to John this time? Post note: Oh dear. Thats a mighty stange van ya got there

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same problem XD

    • @nialls.9939
      @nialls.9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is it about spoilers that you like ?

  • @kyberserpent6397
    @kyberserpent6397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    NOT THE ADMIRAL, ANYONE BUT THE ADMIRAL

    • @kellanlevi5663
      @kellanlevi5663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spoilers but this is for anyone worried about the Admiral
      The admiral survives to the end, and he's happy and safe.

  • @scruggs108
    @scruggs108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I am honestly surprised at how well everyone besides the original employees of the Institute are taking the existence of monsters

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Look if you decide to dedicate your professional life to researching monsters and supernatural shit that may or may not exist you're not allowed to be THAT surprised when it turns out to be real and the people who dont work here we've met have already experienced the supernatural in some way, or also dedicated their lives to it in different ways ( like melanie who, before getting hired, ran a channel actively looking for ghosts)

  • @mituni14
    @mituni14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I guess another one bite the dust

  • @TheJuliana0901
    @TheJuliana0901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    ah dammit. I feel like Jon definitely heard a bit of Martin in Michael too, and Jesus, he does has cause enough to worry about everyone around him, and I'm sure Id have the same mindset as him in a situation way less extreme than his. Still, Georgie is right. Fearless angel on his shoulder

  • @suzerainty4192
    @suzerainty4192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Gertrude: describes a new entity that buries people alive, reveals Michael was her assistant
    Me: ⭐️✨BOYS CITY✨⭐️
    (it's pronounced boy-see/ boy-zee)

    • @Idran
      @Idran ปีที่แล้ว +10

      no, the Boise in Boise City, OK actually is pronounced Boys
      it's weird

  • @aw3707
    @aw3707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    old michael sounds like a mix of tim (before the shitshows) and martin
    (and oh my god I love his laugh so much)

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know you commented this a year ago, but I have to say YES I absolutely agree

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@breadstick8623And I know you commented this a year ago but I also def have to agree

    • @B_Bunny_
      @B_Bunny_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@cupcaketv5673i know you commented this six months ago but i have to tell you i admire your courage to leave a new comment among all these old ones

    • @cupcaketv5673
      @cupcaketv5673 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@B_Bunny_ Haha, is it so courageous?

    • @B_Bunny_
      @B_Bunny_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cupcaketv5673 jokes, jokes. Just finally saw a more recent comment

  • @auburnforest7267
    @auburnforest7267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Awwww Michael! Human Michael seems so sweet!!

  • @Llilii417
    @Llilii417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    LMAO THEY CANT GIVE JON A BREAK CAN THEY

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Like seriously? Like do the monsters coordinate this shit like......
      Fuck know I'm just imagining the different monsters ACTUALLY coming up for a schedule w/ it like
      'Ok Jane, what day do you think you can fit in you whole worm shebang? We need you as first act and well go after that.'
      'Hmmmmm, I think I'm free friday, I can do it then?'
      'Great!! Micheal when are you free, you're gonna kidnap a lady in front of him as the following act!!'
      'I'm free whenever'
      'Just do it sometime soon after Jane's whole thing then!'

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pianos4095 holy shit that's actually hilarious, thank you

  • @sarahe8459
    @sarahe8459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    take a shot every time jon lets out a deep sigh

    • @shadowfire8063
      @shadowfire8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Take a shot every time someone says never.

    • @V_Cerra
      @V_Cerra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Take a shot every time Jon is in pain

    • @joserobertozazueta2227
      @joserobertozazueta2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well, you guys just want to end up badly wasted

    • @fevre_dream8542
      @fevre_dream8542 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ouch, my liver.

  • @deadorionn
    @deadorionn ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "don't be a stranger" had me crying and laughing at the same time

  • @swiftfeathers7028
    @swiftfeathers7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Jon's been Jonnapped!!!

    • @noomre9105
      @noomre9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      People who kidnap Jons without a h in their name

  • @spookyfable5367
    @spookyfable5367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    As soon as I heard Michael's voice, I just started bawling.

  • @afoxfire3524
    @afoxfire3524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Michael sounded so awkward and dorky, makes me want to protecc but I know what he became ☹. I also don't like that OG Micheal reminded me a lot of Martin

  • @KemonoPriestessHazuki
    @KemonoPriestessHazuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    2 things
    1. One, Gertrude's sudden voice change when she had to talk with her assistant, Michael.
    ... I think, her being chosen by the Ceaseless Watcher, made her somehow live longer?
    ... She really sounded very old when she replied to Michael... or... is it a fake voice? If so, why?
    2. The Hunt, The Spiral, The Buried, new "factions", but are connected to the past episodes.
    ... The Hunt: MAG010 Vampire Killer, MAG031 First Hunt, MAG056 Children of the Night, etc.
    ... The Buried... Is this related to immortality? The "nameless" egyptian mummy from MAG064 Burial Rites?
    "Promising us that when the sky fell and became an eternity of mud, he would carve out a place for us in the heart of the forever buried. He would show us… the love of ‘Choke’."
    errr...
    So we have...
    The Stranger = Uncanny features
    The Buried = Immortality?
    The Hunt = Murderous intent?
    The Eye = Knowledge seeking?
    The Spiral = Insanity? Fractal sign stuff?
    The Desolation = Inflicting agony?
    The End = Hrrrrr. Can't recall when I first heard it.

    • @HyacinthoIgnis
      @HyacinthoIgnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i think the buried is first and foremost about earth and crushing/getting crushed - we had that guy near thames dig in too dip and get himself buried alive when the earth collapsed on him, we had the night train where the carts got progressively more and more pressured by the earth and now we had people whose lungs got buried by the dust storms.
      the mummy from burial rites could be the same kind of creature as the "reapers" from the episode where the guy cheated his way out of death while playing with one, if the person the mummy used to be got discovered as immortal after conning someone else into winning (the dice in the corner) it could be that it got buried alive in that pyramid by the people who noticed, there was even a line alluding to that at the end of the statement.
      the end from what i realized seems to be tied with "death" - mary keay says she serves it when talking to gertrude and we get scenes of her enjoying supernatural killing and the animal bones books, i also think she was the dead woman from georgie's statement (shaved head, ambulance, her son killed her and was on the run for it so i suppose she *was* dead for some amount of time).

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oh, she's totally pretending to be weaker than she actually is. Gertrude was made of moxie

    • @LurkerPlus
      @LurkerPlus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of the things that's interesting, looking back from after the end of season5, is seeing peoples theories of which factions where which + how they related to one another. :-)
      (Not gonna spoil it for those who are listening for the first time though.)

    • @confused-as-ell
      @confused-as-ell ปีที่แล้ว

      the end is death i think

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    jon: ill be alright on my own *steps outside the door and immediately gets kidnapped*

  • @cae2212
    @cae2212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    What literally scared me the most In this statement was the interaction between Gertrude and Michael:
    We have a sweet cinnamon role of an assistant trying to be helpful and being there for her while she acts thankfull but reserved at the same time, probably trying to keep him on distances.
    Somehow this relationship remembers me off another portrait relationship in the podcast.... can someone check on martin?

  • @scarcovy2607
    @scarcovy2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I nearly choked when I heard her say “Micheal”.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      at this point whenever i hear certain names i just go !!! like that meme of leo dicaprio pointing

  • @itstictac2825
    @itstictac2825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Fucking hell I was so happy that someone FINALLY told John that staying alone was only going to make him worst and that they were all in the same boat, he could still talk to people, and these two cartoon clichés came here and took him WHY
    Will he ever be able to be in ONE episode WITHOUT getting punched/stabbed/burned/chocked by SOMEONE/SOMETHING

  • @atomykebonpyre
    @atomykebonpyre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I need more pre distortion Michael... but I also need more Michael in general honestly

  • @rory4804
    @rory4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    jon never asked for any of this can someone just give him a Hug

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Martin is trying his best to do just that

  • @Loamsoft
    @Loamsoft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "I had to change all my lightbulbs!"
    Georgie is a treasure.

  • @tonio1377
    @tonio1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Now we don't have time to unpack all of that

  • @L_Aster
    @L_Aster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Jon, minutes away from being kidnapped : I think things might be getting better :)

  • @birdbrainiac
    @birdbrainiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "A horrible mannequin thing turned up. I had to change all my light bulbs."

  • @someoneawesome8717
    @someoneawesome8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Aww original Michael sounds like a very pleasant fellow. I can't wait to hear how this plays out

  • @Calciumcarbonate27
    @Calciumcarbonate27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    *inhale*
    John, next time somebody comes up to you asking "Are you Johnithan Sims" d o n t s a y y e s
    You know that certain people want you dead!!!

  • @twistysunshine
    @twistysunshine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Bro. A lot of stuff. Here. But. The astronaut??? From before??? She knew about that???

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    the scariest part of this episode is the description of dust pneumonia tbh. big yikes
    also: YES georgie, QUEEN! come thru!!!

    • @juliankohler5086
      @juliankohler5086 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All that because of *dust storms in Oklahoma.* I hope this finally convinces people of how monstrously stupid the idea of going to _Mars_ really is.

  • @ButterflyColors
    @ButterflyColors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Poor Michael! with the amount of foreshadowing with the whole “the assistances will always end up having an awful fate” thing, and with what happened to Sasha, I really REALLY hope nothing happens to others! even though I know it’s unlikely

  • @rockbytheriverside3925
    @rockbytheriverside3925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Considering the parallels between Gertrude and her 3 assistants, and Jon with his (especially now we know one of each was changed or replaced by a creature),, I'm feeling very worried for Tim and Martin D:

  • @drago1514
    @drago1514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    MICHAEL!! I thought I recognised that laugh!!!

  • @Atlas_Young_Lover69
    @Atlas_Young_Lover69 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    even though Jon knows there are so many people who would kill him without hesitation if he was slightly annoying and they were in a bad mood he still is like "Yeah I'm Jonathan Sims, what do you need :D" to obviously evil men.

  • @jambur6577
    @jambur6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Petition for Jon to stop being kidnapped

  • @ellac613
    @ellac613 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how the moment assistant Michael enters Gertrude's like *stereotypical granny voice activate*

  • @darlingrosiebun8952
    @darlingrosiebun8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    So Micheal was once human, I say that because when not Sasha talks on tape it statics a little but his audio was normal

  • @vX-ter_
    @vX-ter_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jeez i feel bad for jon, i mean, the guy had to deal with prentiss, his paranoia, getting stabbed by michael, discover that the real sasha is gone but is unable to tell anyone, get accused of murder, get strangled, get his hand burned by a murderous cultist, whatever michael kruws vertigo bs was, got threatened by a mannequin and now hes gotten kidnapped (i think)

    • @TheNitpickChick
      @TheNitpickChick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don’t forget Daisy cutting his throat (non-fatally) after the whole Michael Crew thing, and of course Mr Spider during his childhood.
      Jon needs a break. And a good hug. 😔

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      im drawing jon as i listen to the episodes and i keep having to add new scars/injuries to my drawings ;-;

  • @aw3707
    @aw3707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    how to predict the plot in future episodes: find a reasonable opposite to jon's conclusions

    • @aw3707
      @aw3707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      speaking of jon Its Calm Down Time, buddy

    • @aw3707
      @aw3707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WAIT DID JON JUST GET FUCKING KIDNAPPED

    • @aw3707
      @aw3707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not that I'm surprised

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GAH! the avatar of the spiral!!!

  • @gc6929
    @gc6929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I swear Georgie’s the most sane one in the whole deal

  • @L_Aster
    @L_Aster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I didn't know it was possible to love Michael even more

  • @mistykat3137
    @mistykat3137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love that he prioritised the cat

  • @pinegay7204
    @pinegay7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Oh no I love how original Michaels laugh sounds qwq

  • @friakula4763
    @friakula4763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @stevef.accounting7256
      @stevef.accounting7256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I really need to stop reading the comments before the episodes. Whats gonna happen to Jon this time?

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me constantly during this series, Jon just gets more and more shit to deal with as it goes on

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The real Michael sounded so sweet, his laughter still give me the shivers though.
    CAN JON PLEASE GET A BREAK!?!

  • @nialls.9939
    @nialls.9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    gertrude mentions the spiral then micheal appears at her door

  • @nanusantos1696
    @nanusantos1696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Oh, i didn't know Martin was Gertrude's assistant"
    "Wait, he sounds off, that's not Ma...OH NO WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL DOING THERE!"

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Everyone could use a friend like Georgie. Maybe not the "lacks fear" bit, but the rest is something wonderful.

  • @aphemorpha
    @aphemorpha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This confirms my theory of the sky entity being the opposite of the ground entity!!

    • @aphemorpha
      @aphemorpha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ground thing is called the Buried.

  • @mrjones2721
    @mrjones2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    18:44 Jon is a master at losing it.

  • @konoha_z6300
    @konoha_z6300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    hm...first time listener here, theorizing in the comments. Jon seems to believe that the thing that calls itself Michael is some being that never was human, and just took the form and name of one of Gertrude's assistants for the purpose of, for lack of better word, fuckery. However, I'd have to guess that it is in fact that Michael and not just a creature taking his name and form (or well, a distorted version of his form), or at least it once was that Michael. My current theory on how the various people that become avatars work is that they each seem to have different degrees to which they keep their human identity, and i think that this has to do with at least three things - 1. the person themself, how willing they are to become a monster, 2. the entity they serve, and 3. how far along in their "transformation" into an avatar they are, how developed their powers are, etc. so carrying on into my current theory about Michael, i believe that he was once the human Michael that worked for Gertrude, but i believe he lost all humanity he had and became the "it" that he is now due to the entity he serves. i mean he serves the Spiral, right? and that's the one that pertains to madness, being unable to trust your own senses, right? makes sense to me that that entity would be the one to fully strip the person that it makes its avatar of any identity they ever had, making them into an "it".
    edit now that i've gone a few episodes further: well i was very wrong.

  • @gwendolynpeterson5229
    @gwendolynpeterson5229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Im glad to see jon had his mind straight with the Admiral but UH OH JON OH NO

  • @marylii04
    @marylii04 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    First-time listener here
    I'm not sure if I want to hear more of pre-Distortion Micheal. On one hand, he's sweet, and I like him a lot; on the other, I'm gonna be even more sad knowing what he'd become
    Edit: welp, now I know, and I'm devastated

    • @Pariah502
      @Pariah502 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      first time listener here... oh gods...

    • @marylii04
      @marylii04 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Pariah502 you're in for a ride, my friend :')
      There are two characters in tma whose stories made me want to revenge them because what happened to them wasn't fair. One of them is Michael Shelley. Another one's story you're gonna learn in MAG 193. That's not to say I don't feel bad for everyone else, but these two are the most tragic for me :(

  • @whoopp1746
    @whoopp1746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the magnus archives gives a feeling of exhaustion, finally laying down for sleep in your bed, but you didnt do your routine. you just came home, laid down and went to sleep. that sort of exhaustion of that hits you, but not fully since you have more to do. more that you know that you should do. but you dont.

  • @ShadowyKatz
    @ShadowyKatz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Gertrude: "Curly blond hair"
    Me: *heavy breathing*
    Micheal was an archive assistant? How'd he get claimed by something else?

    • @Falcon-doing-doodles
      @Falcon-doing-doodles ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Being tied to they eye doesn't stop you from being a part of other factions, especially if it comes later

  • @cupidcalling5599
    @cupidcalling5599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    i am getting *REAL* tired of hearing jon in PAIN and yes i GET that's the genre I'm listening to but *STILL*

    • @noomre9105
      @noomre9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jon in pain is a new genre

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I made this choice, and I stay with this choice, but I do not like this one bit :( jon deserves better

  • @ironbarsjack7977
    @ironbarsjack7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Rip Michael

  • @moonstruckstarlet6607
    @moonstruckstarlet6607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I think this is the first statement where The Hunt is mentioned by name? Is that right?

    • @HyacinthoIgnis
      @HyacinthoIgnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      technically the first statement to do that is the first vampire killer statement, he refers to "enjoying the hunt" but i dont know if jonny intentionally used that wording to refer to the entity or was it just supposed to be a phrase

    • @keithharrison3228
      @keithharrison3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There was also when elias outright acknowledged that daisy was being influenced by the hunt when he hired her a few episodes back

  • @ashcanicall5297
    @ashcanicall5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He even stammers like Martin
    My kokoro is brokoro
    How do I unlearn this sadness

  • @aesynthi6884
    @aesynthi6884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    lmao peeking at the comments before the end made me assume i was gonna get the shit scared out of me lmao. still, noooo jonn

  • @conibal5045
    @conibal5045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    soooo much happened in this episode i love it
    i REALLY want to know what happened to michael i mean he was clearly gertrude's assistant and then got turned into an avatar somehow but i want to know HOW hes so cool honestly
    i love that someone finally tells jon to talk to his friends, i mean hes already doing much better than last season maybe he can finally talk to people about things? would be nice lol
    the recorder really records in very fortunate moments huh

  • @daringromanVA
    @daringromanVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ok, I love Micheal Shelley so much, even distortion Micheal!!! My spirally distortion boy :)))

  • @empanado8304
    @empanado8304 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hearing jon and georgies conversation here knowing how the podcast ends is gonna make me start sobbing fr

  • @AutumnIsFalling331
    @AutumnIsFalling331 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The way he called Admiral “The Admiral”
    He loves and respects that cat so much 🩷😭

  • @kohtea
    @kohtea ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the magnus archives, where everyone has their priorities straight
    georgie and her lightbulbs, and jon and the admiral

  • @dawhandaonli5925
    @dawhandaonli5925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Yo was Michael the original Martin?

    • @trucetruce335
      @trucetruce335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Time to daydream and head canon! This is gonna hurt.

  • @CallMeNIBS
    @CallMeNIBS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    NOOO!! MY BABY! MY BOY!! *MY BABY BOY!!!!!!* D':

  • @moonstruckstarlet6607
    @moonstruckstarlet6607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Also when was it mentioned that Gerard worked with the Institute??

  • @Valelebee
    @Valelebee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jon stops getting hurt every other episode challenge

  • @morgenwalsh594
    @morgenwalsh594 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So cool how it's the same laugh and in one context it's adorkable and in another its terrifying.

  • @HyacinthoIgnis
    @HyacinthoIgnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i am: Afraid

    • @HyacinthoIgnis
      @HyacinthoIgnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      also georgieeeeeeeee i love her, she's wonderful. queen of healthy coping and reason

  • @chocoboko123
    @chocoboko123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Another solid episode of Jon getting dunked on by otherworldly entities

  • @vaishaliwarrier6610
    @vaishaliwarrier6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Gertrude knew about the guy isolated in space!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!

  • @winterwolf211
    @winterwolf211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    God forbid anything happens to the admiral

  • @eliwhite6159
    @eliwhite6159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    can someone P L E A S E give jon a break

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what I'm asking for, thank you

    • @just_a_cryptid
      @just_a_cryptid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha no❤

  • @LYKILLOFASGARD
    @LYKILLOFASGARD ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was looking at the cast list and saw yet ANOTHER Michael and was about to despair at how many there are until I listened.

  • @evagrev7351
    @evagrev7351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My theory from this episode and what we know so far:
    So, each entity is trying to do a ritual. And also the entities sometimes try to sabotage the other entities from doing their own ritual, so that they can do theirs first. Until now, Gertrude seems to be trying to stop the rituals of other entities, though I'm not sure yet if she does that because she's part of the Eye or for her own personal reasons.
    There is, indeed, an entity about buried alive, dirt etc and it's called Buried.
    Gertrude also mentions another entity who's name we haven't known until now, the Hunt. Now, we most likely heard about the Hunt in episodes like the one with the werewolf. I believe that also creatures with lots of teeth and limbs of razors and such are also very likely associated with the Hunt. I don't know what the "u.s." that Gertrude mentioned about the Hunt means.
    So, Michael, the now avatar of the spiral, used to be, not only a human, as I suspected lots of episodes ago, but he was also an assistant of Gertrude. He seems to not speak clearly, like he stutters, but we know that Michael as the avatar doesn't do that (or at least I don't remember such thing).
    Gertrude mentions a name that I don't recognize, though it could be just because my memory isn't the greatest. But, from what Gertrude says about him, I'm guessing that he's most likely someone either linked with/an avatar of the Vast or someone why survived the Vast (or the Loneliness instead of the Vast).
    As for what happened to John, seems like Nikola changed her mind quite some fast.. Next episode is the 100th of this series, so I'm expecting it to be a very interesting one.

    • @Idran
      @Idran ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She meant US as in the USA; she was saying that she suspected but wasn't totally convinced that the Hunt's ritual was going to happen in the US, but that either way it wasn't as pressing as the Buried's ritual

    • @Pariah502
      @Pariah502 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bit late to comment, I'm late to the podcast. She mentioned Jan Kilbright, who was one of the astronauts from the Space Station comment? The author mentioned who funded the project and I think he listed the Lucas family (who is shady af but I can't put them right now) but also the Fairchild organisation? And that's connected to the sky and The Vast?

  • @cryptic_kay
    @cryptic_kay 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I wonder if Michael’s tolerance/helpful hints given to the archives so far is because he had worked there, and some part of him still feels a connection. I wonder why he fell to the stranger and not the eye