My upstairs neighbors started moving furniture around while watching this video and it took me way too long to realize it wasn’t just obnoxious sofa moving sound effects
As a fellow gay man who just got married myself. The refrigerator broke the day before my wedding and there was no way the cake was going to make it so I just broke down in tears and accepted my fate. We got two cakes from a local bakery instead.
We ran into quite a few hiccups with my wedding dress and my husband’s suit 😂 First, my dress. I waited far too long to get it tailored (we’d already postponed the wedding by two years thanks to, well, *that little virus*. So at that point I've had my dress for 3 years 😂) I picked up the dress the day before flying to my home country for the wedding, only to realize the tailor had missed thst the decorative band at the bottom was lower in the back than in the front, which looked completely off. (The dress used to be wayyy too long so it wasn't obvious at the fitting) To make matters worse, the lady who usually handled wedding dresses at the tailor shop had just left for vacation. My options were: 1) Get married in a lopsided dress and hope no one noticed, or 2) Find someone in my home country who could fix it-with only two weeks to spare. Since it was in the middle of summer-most seamstresses were on holiday. Luckily, I managed to find one who was just about to leave for vacation (cought her on the phone on her way out of the shop! 🥵) but agreed to help me when she returned-three days before the wedding! She promised to fix it if we arrived at her shop first thing in the morning, and she did! Picked it up the next day and it was perfect! 🎉 Not only did she save the day, but she also charged us a fraction of what the original tailor did (and I’d already refused to pay the full price for their mistake). I should’ve gone to her in the first place! 😂 Now, my husband’s suit-equally chaotic, but with a twist of, well, nature. He also left it a little late, but the real problem was a heatwave. The factory making his suit had to shut down temporarily, as workers aren’t allowed to work above a certain temperature by law (which is obviously not what I am complaining about! I'm glad there are these laws!!). Since there was no chance that it would arrive before we left, we’d arranged for his mom to pick it up before leaving for the wedding, but it didn’t arrive in time. In the end, a friend of ours, who left for the wedding just a day before, managed to grab the suit on their way to the airport. Luckily, it fit perfectly! 😂 But what do they say? Stressful wedding perfect marriage 🤷🏼♀️😂 Luckily the day itself went without many more hiccups (as far as I know 😂) After waiting for two years we just wanted to party 🥳😂
I sympathize! After kindly/nicely reminding our friend/wedding officiant 3 times to make sure his marriage license thing was up to date, he lost his about 1 week prior to the wedding. It ended up working out, but we had to get an emergency injunction signed by a judge for him to officiate.
yeah I saw him on that wire manners vid and though, this guy can't be married o a cis woman... he's too fruity even for a brit. que music: "is he gay or European, they raise their boys different over there"
no offence but the gays can be divided into two groups those who tend to be furries and those that could be your new english teacher and make you pass the UK citizenship test
@@slay7584 ykno what. thas probably how we got the weird valley girl type gay stereotype they dont sound like the valley girls but it's that kinda voice where you'd hear one second of it and you'll immediately smell a hint of homosexuality and whatever received pronunciation got solidified as the gay accent because of how suitably flamboyant it sounds
It is bad etiquette to use the term "bro" in order to address someone, and it is even worse etiquette to spell it like somebody with a speech impediment would pronounce it.
ive heard that british and other derivative dialect speakers tend to rhotacise before vowels, kinda like why mr krabs pronounces "me ol' formuler" instead of saying something like fuji apple you'd hear them say it a bit like "fujär apple" or like "law and order" being pronounced as "law rand order"
It's called an "intrusive R", sometimes when a word ends in a vowel and the next word starts with a vowel they'll put an "R" there. It's only really common in British and Australian English, but it does happen sometimes in American english
If I were the manager, I’d just calm the poor guy down and politely explain that he’s worrying over nothing since a gay wedding isn’t even a “real” wedding.
New sofa was it a direct copy of the one in sandeingham? Did you get your cones out correct? Did the van have the royal warrant on it and did ur sister get ur old one?
why don't you go back to primary school and learn how to string a sentence together properly before you critique what an etiquette coach does in his private life 👍
youd also be upset if the company youre buying a sofa from falls through almost twice, causing you to miss an event involved with possibly one of the most important things to happen in your life
My upstairs neighbors started moving furniture around while watching this video and it took me way too long to realize it wasn’t just obnoxious sofa moving sound effects
That's hilarious
'It's a lovely sofa' 😂
As a fellow gay man who just got married myself. The refrigerator broke the day before my wedding and there was no way the cake was going to make it so I just broke down in tears and accepted my fate. We got two cakes from a local bakery instead.
Trust me being straight is not a defense against wedding disasters lol
We ran into quite a few hiccups with my wedding dress and my husband’s suit 😂
First, my dress. I waited far too long to get it tailored (we’d already postponed the wedding by two years thanks to, well, *that little virus*. So at that point I've had my dress for 3 years 😂) I picked up the dress the day before flying to my home country for the wedding, only to realize the tailor had missed thst the decorative band at the bottom was lower in the back than in the front, which looked completely off. (The dress used to be wayyy too long so it wasn't obvious at the fitting)
To make matters worse, the lady who usually handled wedding dresses at the tailor shop had just left for vacation. My options were:
1) Get married in a lopsided dress and hope no one noticed, or
2) Find someone in my home country who could fix it-with only two weeks to spare.
Since it was in the middle of summer-most seamstresses were on holiday. Luckily, I managed to find one who was just about to leave for vacation (cought her on the phone on her way out of the shop! 🥵) but agreed to help me when she returned-three days before the wedding! She promised to fix it if we arrived at her shop first thing in the morning, and she did! Picked it up the next day and it was perfect! 🎉 Not only did she save the day, but she also charged us a fraction of what the original tailor did (and I’d already refused to pay the full price for their mistake). I should’ve gone to her in the first place! 😂
Now, my husband’s suit-equally chaotic, but with a twist of, well, nature. He also left it a little late, but the real problem was a heatwave. The factory making his suit had to shut down temporarily, as workers aren’t allowed to work above a certain temperature by law (which is obviously not what I am complaining about! I'm glad there are these laws!!). Since there was no chance that it would arrive before we left, we’d arranged for his mom to pick it up before leaving for the wedding, but it didn’t arrive in time.
In the end, a friend of ours, who left for the wedding just a day before, managed to grab the suit on their way to the airport. Luckily, it fit perfectly! 😂
But what do they say?
Stressful wedding perfect marriage 🤷🏼♀️😂
Luckily the day itself went without many more hiccups (as far as I know 😂)
After waiting for two years we just wanted to party 🥳😂
I sympathize! After kindly/nicely reminding our friend/wedding officiant 3 times to make sure his marriage license thing was up to date, he lost his about 1 week prior to the wedding. It ended up working out, but we had to get an emergency injunction signed by a judge for him to officiate.
I did not know he was gay, but I am at the same time not surprised. It's one of those things that just makes sense.
How could you not tell? 😂 He's camper than a drag queen.
yeah I saw him on that wire manners vid and though, this guy can't be married o a cis woman... he's too fruity even for a brit.
que music: "is he gay or European, they raise their boys different over there"
@@cathhl2440 being gay is when polite, apparently
no offence but the gays can be divided into two groups
those who tend to be furries
and those that could be your new english teacher and make you pass the UK citizenship test
@@slay7584 ykno what. thas probably how we got the weird valley girl type gay stereotype
they dont sound like the valley girls but it's that kinda voice where you'd hear one second of it and you'll immediately smell a hint of homosexuality
and whatever received pronunciation got solidified as the gay accent because of how suitably flamboyant it sounds
This is the greatest story I've heard this week😂 Thanks for sharing!
There's something always EXTREMELY stressful about a sofa delivery!
Well, if I'd been that Bristol lady who'd put William through all that stress, I'd have sent them flowers for their wedding.
The most perfect example of an inadequate customer management
Bless you William.
Absolute hysterical. Great story.
🥴
Did I just listen to a posh man talking about his difficulty ordering a sofa for 5 minutes?
Yes!
yup
Yes, and honestly, it was the mental escape I didn't realise I needed
Bruh the lady on the phone could've sent him into cardiac arrest!
It is bad etiquette to use the term "bro" in order to address someone, and it is even worse etiquette to spell it like somebody with a speech impediment would pronounce it.
@@einundsiebenziger5488 lol bruh nah be fr rn
@@einundsiebenziger5488 Ok bruh
@@einundsiebenziger5488 not a speech impediment thing but go off king
@@einundsiebenziger5488go boil your teeth somewhere
Get him in one room with Joe Lycett.
Haha, exactly. I was just thinking it could have been one of Joe’s gig 😅
i am obsessed with this
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Currier company gaslighting in something else entirely 😭
Prob not the nicest thing he sat on that week but touching story
"A sofa's for life...."
Is this some weird English accent why he saying "sofa" sounds like "safer" or is it just good etiquette to pronounce it like this?
He imitated Bristolian accent of the person calling him.
ive heard that british and other derivative dialect speakers tend to rhotacise before vowels, kinda like why mr krabs pronounces "me ol' formuler"
instead of saying something like fuji apple you'd hear them say it a bit like "fujär apple"
or like "law and order" being pronounced as "law rand order"
It's called an "intrusive R", sometimes when a word ends in a vowel and the next word starts with a vowel they'll put an "R" there. It's only really common in British and Australian English, but it does happen sometimes in American english
If I were the manager, I’d just calm the poor guy down and politely explain that he’s worrying over nothing since a gay wedding isn’t even a “real” wedding.
New sofa was it a direct copy of the one in sandeingham?
Did you get your cones out correct?
Did the van have the royal warrant on it and did ur sister get ur old one?
I totally got the reference! LOL!
Couldn’t someone else have just been home for the delivery…?
Are you sure the sofa wasn't the SECOND nicest thing you sat on all that week? *wink* *wink*
funny
I thought he was straight.
So he IS gay, finally I have confirmation
What are yo proposing
Is marrying a man is proper etiquette?
why don't you go back to primary school and learn how to string a sentence together properly before you critique what an etiquette coach does in his private life 👍
@@TheTomelena im pretty confident this was a joke
That was like listening to my Gran bang on and on and on about something tedious that she thinks is fascinating
@wannagetwellimsad yeah I really should
Oh well she’s dead
@@harryturner8701 It's pretty fascinating if she's still talking to you when dead.
@@Sir_Gerald_Nosehairs. give me a break it only happened yesterday
The strangest thing is you not turning it off then...
@@philippawallacedunlop9393 thought it had to get better at some point
Imagine being so privileged and posh that you have a tantrum when a sofa isn't delivered on time.
He threw a tantrum because he missed his WEDDING REHEARSAL for something he thought had fallen through. That will put anyone in a sour mood.
youd also be upset if the company youre buying a sofa from falls through almost twice, causing you to miss an event involved with possibly one of the most important things to happen in your life
Bout time god dammmit