Imagine that careers interview at school... "So you good at sports maybe basketball could be an option for you." "Naa I wanna reduce arseholes to broken cat flaps" I mean I'm all for equal opportunities but we really should train and hire only dwarfs or midgets for that.
He also would be pretty unhealthy walking around with shit sitting at his escape door. Not normal at all. He probably got the big meaty hemorrhoids too.
Joe Rogan was also talking with Stav one time about getting with Milfs… and he admitted the girl he was talking about wasn’t a mother, just a few years older than him? Joe Rogan does say some odd things sometimes being 100% obviously in the wrong
Things you never want to hear a proctologist say. "Sorry I'm late, I've been up to my elbows in work today." "Just put your pants on that table in the corner, right next to mine." "Look! No hands!"
Reminded me of in the mid '90s, I had stomach pain and thought of my appendix ,of the 2 doctors on duty i was SO glad the 5'6 Asian doctor stuck a finger in my bum and not the 6'4" 240lb Polynesian giant with hands the size of baseball mitts. Thanks for the giggles ,you brighten my day often Thank you. good Sir.
*Joey's voice* fuck man I appreciate everything you do but you gotta put out more fuckin videos. C'mon what you draw some little pictures on ya tablet. Boot leg some Rogan clips. I dont see why you dont put out more fuckin videos
Wtf u talking about?! You absolutely have zero clue the amount of time and effort it takes to make these. You think he draws stickmen on a piece of paper and they magically come to life and automatically post themself to youtube? Miss me with that bullshit
@@voodoochild-gaming need to chill man. I'm just giving him a hard time in Hope's it makes him laugh if he even reads my comment. Glad your sticking up for him but put down the knife
My urologist was 6'5 with hands the size of Shaq. Ive had silent farts since 2000.
in thee arrrms of an Angel....Flllyyy awaaaaaaayyyy...from here....
Y'all need J E SU S
@@Philip-Zuco 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm crying
Imagine that careers interview at school...
"So you good at sports maybe basketball could be an option for you."
"Naa I wanna reduce arseholes to broken cat flaps"
I mean I'm all for equal opportunities but we really should train and hire only dwarfs or midgets for that.
Brendan looking back in horror realizing his doctor had 2 hands on his shoulders during the exam instead of one
Even one is too much, dontyothink
😂😆
He also would be pretty unhealthy walking around with shit sitting at his escape door. Not normal at all. He probably got the big meaty hemorrhoids too.
Even if there one hand I'm swinging at everyone
I actually wish the main show was animated.
Yeesss! #Agreed 💯
Even 1 episode would be amazing.
Me too man!
I'm tired just THINKING about how much work that would take
@@GlorifiedGremlin Nahh, I’m sure there’s an app for it. KIDDING - these are glorious and much appreciated!
Paulytoon 👏🏿
Love your work, brother.
Bro, you gotta do Steve O talking about his 4 apartments in 1 building lolol
I miss the old Joe Rogan episodes with eddie
Yeah. Why isn't he ever on anymore?
He just screams nonsense over everyone the entire time. I don’t mind that crew being broken up, they’re all kind of annoying.
There’s something about Schaubs voice that makes you just instantly want to switch off the volume on your phone
He’s the worst
I really dont mind his voice just the combination of the words lol
The funniest thing is to go to his page and watch the fucking people say hes the best comedian. I'd blow my brains out
Talmbout walggin you to my trugg, B. Shizz gunna git dicey dicey
@@HoldMyPoopKnife 🤣
Drinking salt water is not an enema.
Joe Rogan was also talking with Stav one time about getting with Milfs… and he admitted the girl he was talking about wasn’t a mother, just a few years older than him? Joe Rogan does say some odd things sometimes being 100% obviously in the wrong
@AcidAroma The term is used widely. These days, it just means attractive older woman. It doesn't matter if she has kids. Just over 30.
Things you never want to hear a proctologist say.
"Sorry I'm late, I've been up to my elbows in work today."
"Just put your pants on that table in the corner, right next to mine."
"Look! No hands!"
Luke,I am your daddy?!
Better than the trailer boys!
We need More of these!
Look at his channel, there are plenty more
That was hilarious!
These are dope 👊
3 fingers to the knuckle LOLOLOOL
You gotta find a proctologist with small fingers.
Everyday for an entire summer
Couldn't avoid it
They should genuinely hire you to create full 30 mins episodes
Thanks
Reminded me of in the mid '90s, I had stomach pain and thought of my appendix ,of the 2 doctors on duty i was SO glad the 5'6 Asian doctor stuck a finger in my bum and not the 6'4" 240lb Polynesian giant with hands the size of baseball mitts. Thanks for the giggles ,you brighten my day often Thank you. good Sir.
That’s funny buddy. If you have an Asian doctor you’re better off having the procedure done “hands free”
What Schaub wasn't saying is the doc had both hands on his shoulders during the exam
You rock
He gets a lot of hate but the man took opportunities he has and is killing it.
Get it son!
joke thef = opportunity? okey....
Hate sometimes has a reason. Unlike racism
"Theres an Enigma better than that?" 😅
FUCK me... i love this shit ! ! !LMAOOOOOO
Oh hell yeah! Stoked! Gotta make a drink and sit down and get a good fuckin laugh!
1:05 confused sad face
Three deep!!
Reminds me of the John mulaney bit
A subject that never seems to die. It’s just too rich for fodder.
Callen made it weird
Let’s go Brendan
Calahans cartoon suits him amazinglyyyy
so many better bits of the show deserving of the animation treatment
So many better animators too..
You 2 can go to bed now
@@yomomma8972 ?
@@Bran_Flakesx7 cause im
@@yomomma8972 ah
Ye 3 fingers I can insert it to my hook up's....hahah
Schaub... People still watch him? Anyone?
He has to be among the least likeable people in the planet.
PaulyToons is the greatest…
That went horribly wrong at the end but I love it
Have you all ever done a full round table with Knighted Kings?
no
That was 😯 the softest no ever
callen just has to put a fk'd up spin on things. like diaz, but almost always less funny
😂😂
1:27
Brendan is full of ish!
That story didn't happen... Not to him anyway, he probably stole that story from somebody else!
Im glad callen went away...kinda
Wrinks
paulytoon is great. But the commenters on here are even worse than on JRE and that's hard to do.
Shrimp, is that you?
@@HoldMyPoopKnife
I don't think Duncan gets on here Johnathan.
Watch out Brendan might sue you for being funny
Gawl dawg, Braindead Schlubb is the worst. The CTE is *_REAL_*
*Joey's voice* fuck man I appreciate everything you do but you gotta put out more fuckin videos. C'mon what you draw some little pictures on ya tablet. Boot leg some Rogan clips. I dont see why you dont put out more fuckin videos
Wtf u talking about?! You absolutely have zero clue the amount of time and effort it takes to make these. You think he draws stickmen on a piece of paper and they magically come to life and automatically post themself to youtube? Miss me with that bullshit
@@voodoochild-gaming the guy just want more videos 😕
@@voodoochild-gaming need to chill man. I'm just giving him a hard time in Hope's it makes him laugh if he even reads my comment. Glad your sticking up for him but put down the knife
First
I'm not doing that. Nope, I'll take prostate cancer.