@@swordartrose986 In the UK there just has to be a beep over the vowel, thats it. And we can swear past 10 o'clock or maybe 8 I'm not sure. In America, they can't swear at all on most channels and they bleep the whole word and censor the mouth or don't show it. I think certain channels let you say minor swear words past like 11pm or something. It's so fucked over there. Oh and also there's two words that you can't have at all in England and that's cunt and the n word. Which is especially weird because in America they can say both cunt and the n word on some channels.
@@BaldMancTwat I know all that before I moved to the USA because I'm from Ireland. Also there are some channels over here in the USA that doesn't beep and can swear out loud no matter what.
How did Jarhead get from the Futuristic Zone to the Medieval Zone? Did Big Narstie find him annoying so Richard decided to make his day even worse by taking him out and about?
Can anyone tell me what Big Narstie is actually saying just before jarhead says "I didn't understand a word of that but thank you I'll take you up on that?" Would love to know. (Genuine question)?? My teenage son thinks this is hilarious but none us knows what he's actually saying!
"My G, 'er what I'm sayin', if you're ever in Brixton, yeah? Holler out, man, I'll take you out for a yard food." My best translation into standard English: "Hey, man, if you're ever around Brixton, get in touch and I'll take you out for some Jamaican food" (correction thanks to Minus Dagreez)
@@Cockatiel2007 not lunch ..he Jamaican and they call Jamaica yard as in home hence why they called yardies ..so he saying take you out for Jamaican food
That first one was kind of confusing for me. I completely forgot the "pen is mightier than the sword" saying until I heard the answer, but the third one was far too easy based on the other two.
mate PANAMA. are you even hearing yourself? A country with a rich football history like England shouldn't be boasting about beating a team like panama haha ur a tool. i cant wait for England to get knocked out so i stop getting notifications from you
At the third riddle, i was shouting at the screen: "FROG! Its frog, you stupid fat lump!" Adam Buxton pretty much told him the answer. For the second riddle, i immediately thought of sword but i didn't expect Narstie to get it.
"Ribbit" (sigh) the lowest point of this show. Adam might as well have just flat out told him to say Frog. Big Nastie did not deserve this crystal and then the idiot does a victory dance as if oblivious to the amount of help he was given to overcome his inability to solve an easy riddle. If any talentless celebrity needs to meet a tragic end it's him.
"Not got any lilypads in South London?"
"Nah, we don't do stuff like that"
Big Narstie pls 🤣🤣🤣
Petrolosis th-cam.com/video/O5glBLLvKFU/w-d-xo.html
“Give me the diamond we going straight to Hatton gardens”😂😂😂😂
When Adam Buxton said “please don’t swear” you can tell he wanted to laugh but couldn’t break character 😂
Okay now can we get a tv show where Adam Buxton and Big Narstie drive around in a van solving mysteries
I am so down for that!
"I didn't understand any of that but thank you I'll take you up on it" 😂😂
Don't let life hold you down 😂😂😂 you've got to love Big Narstie
You've got to love being thick as two planks ?
Adam Buxton's face is the reason this is hilarious
sorry, I meant Jarhead
Big Narstie's not pretending for anyone
Big Narstie has to go on The Chase.
I really hope Adam gets Big Narstie on his podcast one day!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL . been watching the maze since the old days . brilliant reboot. Richard, I have words for you .
They did a very bad beeping because I can still hear those words but very funny to hear. lol
you'd better be an american, otherwise your comment is inexcusable. it's obviously a joke.
I'm Irish, but I am living in America. lol I just find it very funny.
Fuck off
@@swordartrose986 In the UK there just has to be a beep over the vowel, thats it. And we can swear past 10 o'clock or maybe 8 I'm not sure. In America, they can't swear at all on most channels and they bleep the whole word and censor the mouth or don't show it. I think certain channels let you say minor swear words past like 11pm or something. It's so fucked over there. Oh and also there's two words that you can't have at all in England and that's cunt and the n word. Which is especially weird because in America they can say both cunt and the n word on some channels.
@@BaldMancTwat I know all that before I moved to the USA because I'm from Ireland. Also there are some channels over here in the USA that doesn't beep and can swear out loud no matter what.
I love Adam Buxton! And I love Big Narstie! This is my ultimate video.
Apparently, Adam Buxton said he reckoned Narstie had been enjoying the company of Mary Jane before the show. Explains a lot.
I liked the girl trying to throw her thoughts to him.
“Good old fashioned Millwall beatdown” My man!! MIIIIIIIIIIIII
Hhahahahahah
Millllll
Man said juju. Lol
Adam would make a great mazemaster....Ayoade could rebuild him to take over when he leaves !!!
I think he (or David Mitchell) would make a perfect treguard for a rebooted knightmare (if it happens).
@@martinwilliams2710 Great idea!
Dr Buckles' face in this is perfection.
Okay... I admit, the first riddle stumped me.
I'm crying 😭😂😂😂😂 "the fuck happened to your head man"
lol 1:11 narstie is just pure baffed
LOOOL this made my day and FOR GOODNESS SAKE it’s “Wagwan” 🙄
Stresssssssssssssss! Woo there was no way they couldn’t let him not get the last one 😅 boop boop boop!
good old fashioned millwall beat down for you :'D
simon yates 😂😂😂
Bass. Bass. Bass. Bass.
Juju ....im dead
this was the best episode ever!
Weed is one hell of a drug
"Gimme ma diamond !! " Err it's called a crystal
How did Jarhead get from the Futuristic Zone to the Medieval Zone? Did Big Narstie find him annoying so Richard decided to make his day even worse by taking him out and about?
Wow narstie you're meant to be a smart guy
Ishon O'Connor why because uncle pain you need a father or a father figure
Who said he was meant to be smart?
Gotta love big narstie 😆
Love it how the beeps dont work!
Dr Buckles!!!!
Can anyone tell me what Big Narstie is actually saying just before jarhead says "I didn't understand a word of that but thank you I'll take you up on that?" Would love to know. (Genuine question)?? My teenage son thinks this is hilarious but none us knows what he's actually saying!
"My G, 'er what I'm sayin', if you're ever in Brixton, yeah? Holler out, man, I'll take you out for a yard food."
My best translation into standard English:
"Hey, man, if you're ever around Brixton, get in touch and I'll take you out for some Jamaican food"
(correction thanks to Minus Dagreez)
@@Cockatiel2007 not lunch ..he Jamaican and they call Jamaica yard as in home hence why they called yardies ..so he saying take you out for Jamaican food
@@minusdagreez8817 Ah! Thank you. That actually clarifies a lot; I'll edit the original.
A good old fashioned Millwall beating you know... hahahaha
Stop swearing, Big Narstie! Family show.
Too damn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The head sounds like any number of TH-cam commentators.
The frog riddle really wasn’t that hard🤣
True but I thought the second riddle was paper and the first one water.
Nice work on that censoring XD
What a joker, he’s too real !!!
0:07 I don't know about pre-watershed, I prefer family show.
*BASS.*
3:46 Good grief indeed
Good old fashion Millwall beat down
Base base base base base base base
Jarheads a badman!
That first one was kind of confusing for me. I completely forgot the "pen is mightier than the sword" saying until I heard the answer, but the third one was far too easy based on the other two.
Sir. Jonathon Daniel Gregory Sr. V the third Jr. That's funny. I got sword immediately, but really struggled with the frog one.
I was thinking water, paper, and frog in that order of riddles.
All I could hear are bleeps 😂😂😂
Now I get it now why they called him Big Naste
RIBBIT do you get it now RIBBIT RIBBIT what am I RIBBIT RIBBIT I am the answer RIBBIT to the riddle RIBBIT CROAK RIBBIT
FUCKING LOVE IT😂😂😂😂😂
at 41 seconds 😂😂
Can we meet up in Brixton
Who is it that says pre watershed near the start its not richard saying it. Is it the producer
It is richard saying that.
The most useless bleeps! 😂😂😂
They couldn’t keep up and they were on a deadline
This is great
4:29 My gee.
first one was hard
Ribbit?
ribbit
The best tv moment by far this year. Only England winning the world cup can beat it...!
England winning the world cup HAHAHAHA you're hilarious mate
barely even beat them though haha
"It's coming home, its coming home..!"
We barely beat Panama...?
mate PANAMA. are you even hearing yourself? A country with a rich football history like England shouldn't be boasting about beating a team like panama haha ur a tool. i cant wait for England to get knocked out so i stop getting notifications from you
Base base base base BASE
narstie gone from uplifting the people to filling the shitty gaps.... wah goooooooaaaaaaan??????
Holy S💪💪💪
Wagwan my G
Big Narstie was the first contestant in The Crystal Maze to use swear words.
Their goes the swearing
base base base
How do you defeat a sword with a pen?
Harrison T there's a famous saying "the pen is mightier than the sword"
lesmisloony Oh yeah thanks
B A S S
If you're ever in brixton... doesn't he live in Harlow?
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How do you shit in there
4:27
Language this is a family show
NARSTIE IS MILLWALL IDGAF
At the third riddle, i was shouting at the screen: "FROG! Its frog, you stupid fat lump!" Adam Buxton pretty much told him the answer. For the second riddle, i immediately thought of sword but i didn't expect Narstie to get it.
#BN4PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Not a single second of this was unfunny.
"Don't let life hold you down". I think you're going to have to live by those words very closely, 'G', after that shocking lack of brain power shown.
"Ribbit" (sigh) the lowest point of this show. Adam might as well have just flat out told him to say Frog. Big Nastie did not deserve this crystal and then the idiot does a victory dance as if oblivious to the amount of help he was given to overcome his inability to solve an easy riddle. If any talentless celebrity needs to meet a tragic end it's him.
Sounds like you were bullied at school
U little toenail
It's probably scripted anyway.
Spyro Tek Na it’s not there’s mistakes all the time
Ultimately the show is for entertainment and he's got that in abundance..
Stop stroking ones out to riddles and chill ya bean
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