Big Narstie vs Jimmy Carr In EPIC Roast Battle | The Big Narstie Show
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- The show gets off to a fiery start as Narstie and Carr get stuck into a good old fashioned cussing match!
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This means you like each other in the UK.
Yes
Yea only friends speak to each other like this lol
real men in general
This is so true talk shit to your face and say nice things behind your back
@@senajabeen1076 you got it. Lols
I reckon every time Jimmy doesn't have a comeback is because he's trying to think of something that won't get him thrown off the set
He would have held back all the best stuff. The shit that would end his career now days.
Carr is a very good comedian. He's a guest. It's not his show and not his audience. So he is going to be funny but not say anything that would lose the sympathy of the audience.
@@toasterboy708 he saves his best stuff for his stand up too
Fr, fr. One thing I like about Carr is that he doesn't use any racist material - he doesn't need to, but I wonder whether he would've were he around in the 70s.
@@byanymeansnecessary398 Try to search in youtube Jimmy Carr most offensive joke. Then pick the one around 1.50 min. Solid joke tho.
This is the one thing that will bring all the people in the UK together, the ability to take the piss out of each other
Daniel Crewe Nah, its a medically proven fact that leftie wankers don't have a sense of humour. They'd throw their soy at you!
You've got to laugh, or you will cry.
6 months later.... Still divided
@@katyb6979 Guess I'm a "leftie wanker"
Kathryn Bell jimmy carr literally is a leftie what do you mean??
"Your trousers look like you're expecting a flood" 😂
It's a joke about 20 years old.
@@wanderlusterer442 So 10 years older than your sexual preference
Thats a common joke where i livr
@@jimbojones8208 good pepper
@@wanderlusterer442 that one is older than noah
This is a symbol of friendship in the UK lmao
Friendly banter thats right.
Not friendly banter there is nothing friendly about the abuse friends give each other
Friend banter yes, banter back and fourth between good friends, the harsher the banter the better the friends. I could say anything to my best mate and he wouldn’t take it to heart he’d just give it back but I couldn’t say anything to my mate from work as we ain’t on that relationship level yet
@@bensharp6759 shut up
@@tonyh7994 😅
Ben Sharp Oi stfu mate
The best part is that neither take it personally.
@@elis1716 apart from 8:37. He looks so shocked for like 2 minutes
They are British they take the banter that's their sense of humour
That makes it funnier
Ray Doug, it works that way in comedy almost everywhere. I know it’s hard to believe, given the air time all the professionally “offended” nances from the Western Hemisphere get, but it’s the same here in the US. Talking ‘smack’. That’s one man showing brotherly love to another.
@@jim_2570 That's just his pretend "my feelings are hurt" look, he uses it quite often in his standups.
I like how Jimmy deliberately brought up his laugh in order to give them a point to make fun off, so that they can recover from harsher jokes from himself. Comedic genius.
He's an incredibly generous comic. The regard other comics have for him is testament.
A Japanese guy is gonna harpoon you. This is gold I'm dead
Joan Rivers said: she's so fat, she'd be hunted down for ivory 🤣🤣🤣😅🤣😅
@@mehdiachouri oh my godd 🤣🤣🤣
Big Narstie is cool and all but you don't pick a roast fight with Jimmy Carr unless you're Lee Mack
Ah man... Lee mack and Jimmy Carr would be a great watch.
@@eddtheducky Just watch 8/10 cats lol
I didn’t know jimmy goes this hard looool
or Richard Ayoade
@@MissTeeTime then you've seen nothing yet
Jimmy is like, the final boss of insult flinging.
Postghost nah when it comes to comedians roast jimmy Carr is amateur frankly Boyle will piss on them and he’s only one person that’s also presented a show
@@thetruthjustice6324 I dont trust things with the word 'truth' in their name.
I’m not telling you to trust me I’m trying to state you need to do more research or watch other comedians but your probs one of them brainwashed people that believes everything the tv tells them
@@thetruthjustice6324 Spoken exactly like the type of thing a person who has the word truth in their name would say. -You're- sry, (ahem).. YOUR clearly uber woke and the rest of everybody is just mainstream narrative bleating sheeple. Who believe in blatant obvious lies like "global climate change" and the Earth is (ppft) ... a "sphere"?!? (Lol, idiots).... lol wake up sheeple...
just look into it ... on youtube. They wouldnt have removed Alex Jones unless everything he's ever said wasnt the "truth". Man has never been to the moon and Donald Trump is actually both the antichrist AND Jesus all in one package and interdimentional vampire pedophiles run the whole universe, secretly . You just cant see it because your mainstream programming has blinded you.
@@Postghost What? Was that a combat rant?
6:40 the way Narstie sets up that “firing blanks” joke is so subtle and amazing
“what’s your favourite machine, the vending?” had me DEAD! 😂
Man his favourite machine is the vending 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That deaded me😂
Not Jimmys original joke, but well delivered
@Acє jeez I can't remember now maybe Google it
Fucking destroyed lmaooo
Jimmy is fucking savage
Jimmy came with the smoke 😂😂😂
That was clearly a closet that he came out of...
The Addicted Gamer rahh!!😂😂😂
Does he know its not his show tho
I bet narstie put him in a headlock after the show😂
When does he not?
it's actually so good how they're able to genuinely laugh about what other people might consider flaws or insecurities. Shows that they are truly happy with themselves, no matter what others say
When he said “ what was you doing in the gym I almost died “ 😂😂😂😂😂
I thought Jimmy was going to say asking for a refund! 😂😂😂
“You gotta teach me this white boy crimes bruv!”
This literally shows the divide between races.
Because we “whites” don’t take offence to this
William Kemp we whites were also not enslaved for 400 years lol
@@cupcake4emma but why should we be punished for something people did years ago?
@@Ed-wc4qt How are you being punished?
Emma Lois oh sorry I forget that that makes it okay for black people to be racist in 2019.
My bad
You CANNOT roast Jimmy Carr without regretting it
You have never watched the big fat quiz of the year wih Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade then
@@t.c.4321 was that 2013?
I can think of a few comedians that can literally roast Jimmy to kingdom come.
@@marjen6460 Frankie Boyle straight away comes to my mind
Frankie boyle
New drinking game: take a shot every time they say “bruv”
Or cuz
I just got hospitalized for alcohol poisoning thanks to you!
Brad Hoyle
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Jackie 😂😂😂
I’ll be having my stomach pumped or dead if I play this😂😭
Big Narstie's first trouser insult was quick. Very good, sir.
"You might get type 3 diabetes"
I'm dead
google it
@@stevenobrien557 I did, it doesn't exist as it was just a joke
@@crusader7772did you actually google it? It is a theoretical cause of Alzheimer's
@@stevenobrien557 from wikipedia: "the categorisation is not embraced by the medical community"
@@crusader7772 lol despite the term being used in the cited sources? Whether it is determined to cause Alzheimer's or not it is still a term that refers to something as you would have discovered if you had bothered to google it when told. Being deliberately ignorant is no way to go through life son.
"I've just spotted his eyes" 😂😂😂 pissed at that Jimmy is ruthless
Is this a roast or just how guys talk in general?
Answer: Both
Its just english my take the piss out off each othere then buy a pint no one in world csn do this apart from us brits
@@stephenbrown2437 I don't doubt that
I once came across a guy who got so offended at the stuff my friend and I kept saying to each other. He thought we were fighting.
@@sithlordrj8883 Lol amateurs
We just watched a fat dude getting bullied by two guys.
Challenging a Brit to bants is dangerous.
Americans could never handle this level of bants, they would be either walking off, or trying to fight.
@@chrisfricker7025 You clearly haven't met many Americans then, we shit talk each other all the time
No Joke I just noticed Jimmy Carr is British. I watch too much British entertainment I forget to notice.
@@chrisfricker7025 bullshit...we can take a good joke. Depends on the individual.
I worked as a tour guide and a man from Glasgow got me with a Grade A one liner. I had a long beard at the time and it grows out red.
Client: I know you're a Yank but where's your Ancestry from? I'm guessing Irish
Me: No sir. I think my father's English and mom's Welsh
Client: Ah....Welsh. Next time I book the tour I'll bring you an inflatable sheep then.
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
@@lkbernard4207I didn't make the joke dude. Just sharing the story
Maybe the only guest who didn’t seem really uncomfortable and awkward
The shows uncomfortable and awkward though. The hosts make it that way because they're really not funny.
Yes but i can bum you
@@Mikehowarth1988 to you. They're not really that funny to you. Other people would disagree, which is why big narstie got a show with Mo co-hosting it..
@@BeavzMC Yeah to me... I didn't say that other people didn't find them funny. I was just saying why I think a lot of people find the show uncomfortable and awkward...
@@Mikehowarth1988 shut up neek
“You can’t pay we’ll take it away” had me crying 😂😂
Me too...hahaha
imagine a debt collector coming to your house to repossess your teeth because you're not keeping up with repayments
Jim: "I just spotted his eyes... they're in there somewhere"
A Japanese guy is gonna harpoon you 😂. How can you roast Jimmy Carr? Anyone that can joke about been a 26yr virgin and still rip people to shreds is a force to be reckoned with.
This is the funniest episode by far, gotta love Jimmy and Narstie's back and forth
I sill sit on your face every tuesday
Are you meant to be funny Robert? You're failing miserably.
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Paul ill bum you
I love how they roast each other and after ask casual normal questions and answer them casually knowing they are providing the other with new ammo
Part of the game. Big Narstie and Jimmy obviously like each other a lot. They like playing in the mud together!
Jimmy: *walks in*
Also Jimmy: *immediately insults everyone*
That was the most intensive roast between Jimmy Carr and other comedians I've seen.
Hilarious battle, even though Narstie had some good ones Jimmy won for sure 🤣😭
I reckon they were pretty close to be honest lol
Jimmy tapped out after “you can’t even make life “ diss ...😂😂😂, watch it again, jimmy couldn’t even say anything.
@@mhb868 He wasn't sure if big narstie was taking shit too deep or not that's why lol.
@@Abstract4Lyf Live by the sword, die by the sword. If you have a dark humour then don't be surprised when someone takes verbal shots back at you. *Theres no such thing in "too deep"*
No way. Narstie takes fat cuss all day. Iv never seen Jimmy back down, and the ‘you can’t make life’ bullet was below the belt... Jimmy got wounded like I never seen before.
Well He’s never bringing jimmy back on 😂
Yes he will, they like roasting on this show and like guests that can handle it.
Amir Khan You know nothing, glass chin
Mong man i bum you?
Ahhh SalmonSkinRole hilarious...
You see how hard he made him laugh... Narstie loves this kind of thing.
It's weird seeing Jimmy on a show that he isn't hosting. He still seems like a host
bruh....this was savage. you gotta love the UK banter,
Damn, taking on Jimmy. Brave dude.
And even getting some good shots in too. A roast battle for the ages!
He's used to taking on the odds after his uncle used zeus' ukabong
@@thedunyadoneya2628 , ukabong is in my life now.....Car park machine at work when I take my ticket makes a ukabong sound and I HAVE to say it out loud. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whats your favourite machine? The vending? 😂😂😂
I watch this twice a week. I love Jimmy's humor. Fan in the States
Watch 8 Out Of 10 Cats/8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, both hosted by Jimmy Carr.
How was it this week blud ?
Gastric bands there gonna need a fan belt from a 747 😭😭😭
When Jimmy said he looked like jabba the hut, Narsty's face looked EXACTLY like that
he made the noise dude!
Couldn’t understand much of this, but, “you can’t even make life, cuz” got me good 😂😂😂
Taking this piss out of each other in the UK is a sign of respect at this point
You get Haka welcome dances in New Zealand, parades in america and in the UK its "what's your favourite machine, the VeNdInG?"
Gastric band? They’re gonna need a fan belt from a 747 😂😂😂
@Danial Hardman keep your lips sealed, that's a good fruit boy
ll WOOLFIE ll 😂😂😂
ll WOOLFIE ll
Has Big Nasty started a rap crew? Gastric Band is a good name for it.
"You gotta teach me this white boy crime cuz" 😂😂
think he meant white collar crime
@BigGlockTV hes actually Jamaican 🙄 Born here so British. Go read a book. (if you can)
JayJayTv _
Jamaicans are African. Shipped by the British to the Jamaican colony as slaves. The native Jamaicans don’t exist anymore, all dead.
BigGlockTV guy says this in comments is that same guy who looks at his feet talking to a black guy and walking on the other side of the road when he sees them
@@aurora3067 not quite mate, I would suggest you do a lil research before saying something as a fact
Jimm landing the fat jokes like it is a simple everyday conversation....
You guys bounced off each other so well. Loved it
The worlds fattest toddler! lol Jimmy always bringing that fire
I will sit on your face
I will bum you
@Danial Hardman fruit boy thinks he's auditioning for the show
aisha b hahahhahahahahh
Danial Hardman ooh look at little Daniel getting chuffed by making mother insults.
this show is sooooo funny they better NEVER discontinue the show
I have a feeling they might one day. They just need to have patience and bring the right guests
and thats why youre a hoochie mama
Obvz they will
init and they deleted every fuckin uncle pain episode too.. I imagine narstie asked lordie to take em all down due to him being on tv now n that init @Mike Hunt
fuc of
“Gastric band!?”
“They’re gonna need a fan belt from a 747”
Brilliant 8:19
"You can't even make life bruv" made me piss myself 😂😂😂
Jimmy Caar & Frankie Boyle are the 2 men you never want to get in a roast battle with
But the 2 you would love to see a battle between
would like to add Patrice O'neal and Greg Giraldo, but we can't now :(
Roy Chubby Brown would beat both of them at the same time
@@raydoug7367 He really wouldn't. He wouldn't have been quick enough for the back and forth of it
Dont mess with an Irishman... we break each othera balls relentlessly at every family gathering.... were buily for this
“ you can’t even make life” rattled Jimmy 😂😂😂
You know you’re being roasted to hell when you gotta resort to bringing up someone’s infertility
Not rlly issa roast thats what u do u take shots at 1 another
"what was your favourite machine, the vending" 😂😂🤣🤣
Big Narstie got taken to the dry cleaners by Jimmy. Hilarious
Irritated Chelsea Fan not really. All jimmy said were fat jokes. How original 🙄. Big narstie rinsed him out. When he said You can’t even make life. GAME OVER. JOB DONE.
@@MandeepSingh-of5hj but the fat jokes were originally applicable to Fat Nastie lol
@Michael Davis thats dead
narstie don't care. it's all fun
@@MandeepSingh-of5hj not having kids is an insult now? i thought that was pretty lame tbh.
Jimmy seemed kinda annoyed that when narstie said he couldn't make life and Jimmy couldnt think of an insult😂
It was a good slam and Narstie just let it go without digging on it and kept going with light stuff. Jimmy probably tried to let it linger more.
it was too deep.. shut him down and made him think.
I feels perhaps there more a personal matter to Jimmy not having kids that Big Narstie isn't aware of. At 6:50 , you can see Jimmys facial expression changed.
sometimes when the joke is good you gotta let em have it lol it's what makes it funny going back and forth
i think Jimmy was kinda suprised of the amount of crowd support that line got. Sure its a good burn but the crowd reacted as if it was a finale. Also the thing the other commenters said about letting it linger could be true but imo he waited for the actual insult cause "u cant even make life cousin" isnt really based on anything other than the fact he doesnt have kids yet.
Jimmy Carr looks like he’d knock on your door unannounced and try and convert you the church of Jeffrey Dahmer
Ox4TuneTeller 😳😩 WOW! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ox4TuneTeller now that’s funny 😂
This is just standard British banter between friends. Best to crack jokes with each other than behind your mate's back.
It’s a shame Mo’s the sidekick because he’s actually funny.
Well, looks like I’m getting bummed ... a lot.
I will bum you
I will bum you
I will bum you
I will bum you
I will bum you
"747 fan belt" As a mechanic that one got me good. 😂😂😂
“There’s no red light district in Newcastle!”
-Jimmy Carr’s taxi driver
Still watching now, always makes me laugh.
Love the back and forth; Brilliant. ...
'the vending' was perfect. 👏👌
I love how they just went at each other, didn't get offended. Noone fell out or break out in a brawl. Just funny comedy 😂🖤
“You can’t even make life” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's just such a joy listening to these three go off on each other
Probably the best roast battle I've seen so far this year😂
The shots just kept on coming 😂😂😂😂
Who agrees with me 😂
It wasn't even planned
@@tk4609 which is why it was so good😂
@@tk4609 change your username it's way too long
(Mine is too short 😂)
@@Thawhid 😁 will do, thanks
The shots did keep coming, just not from Jimmy with his girlfriend
No one beats Jimmy in a situation like this....if this wasn't for tele, Jimmy would have killed him even harder.
@@GetAtMeG he's a fruit boy, he thinks he's auditioning to get on the show
@Danial Hardman some washed yout
Ricky gervais would
@Danial Hardman fruit boy letting his emotions get the better of him
That was tame for Jimmy....best I've heard was when he was heckled he said"so you expect a comeback from me do you,why don't you go and scrape your mum's teeth then"
I love Jimmy's laugh, it's so infectious! 😂🤣
I watch it once in a few months... It's hilarious 🤣🤣 Love them
“Put the Haribo down. You’re in danger.” LOOOOOOOL who says that The Fat Police?? 😂😂😂😂 Jimmy was the most comfortable guest lookin like the teacher who gets on with all the black youths.
Watching Big Narstie laugh at himself is the best thing ever 😂😂
I've never laughed so hard watching an interview 😂
Surprisingly, I admire the level of conversation going on here. Usually, I wouldn't go for this kind of conversation, but these three people undoubtedly bring people together for a bit of fun; I'm all for it!
Wonderful back and forth 3 way that really puts a smile on your face!!😂😂😂 they literally went below the belt but kudos to all three for being good sports about it! Legends!
Savage 🤣🤣😂 jimmy Carr had me coughing my spliff up
Whites and blacks are done out ere
Lmao wtf
Ooh your hard
bet you've never even smoked a J bruv.
@@TheRabidRabbit1 EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
There's an old white couple in the room. They came to see Narstie.
Me Helvegtable, just cos we're old, real life doesn't stop! Fun and fucking still on the agenda! Lol
@@hanorabrennan8846 ew
You yongster's need to know they might not reach the same age as the couple on Big narstie.. old equals wisdom and understanding in life.
Hanora Brennan good on you! 😆
I love how Big Narsties laugh makes the same sound as a vape pen when you turn it on
Jimmy straight off the bat “you look like the worlds fattest toddler” 😂😂🤣
@Danial Hardman keep quiet fruit boy
@Danial Hardman Aww, something bugging you, fruit boy?
@Danial Hardman fruit boy is full of irony
@Danial Hardman it seems fruit boy doesn't comprehend the meaning of irony, how ironic.
Stop liking your own pathetic comments, fruit boy 🍇👦🏻
Jimmy Carr is the king of one liner, that man has the best sarcastic humor.
The vending 😂😂😂
Best roasting ever. Loved the banter!
This was the first episode I'd ever seen of the show. Really damn funny. I'd seen it advertised but always assumed it was crap, really regret it now!!
Fair play to Big Narstie, not many people would be brave enough to go against Jimmy Carr in an insult battle! Narstie seems like a really great guy.
Yeah they all seem like proper nice blokes.
It is crap. Jimmy just stole the show
I can’t feel my stomach anymore 🤣🤣
Words big narstie could never say!
If you like this then look up the old uncle pain videos
Mahmoud Shire ahki went to Mecca 👏🏻
@@sh2157nah, his is "I can't see my penis anymore"
It’s nice to see people taking the piss out of each other and taking it. 😂😂😂😂🇬🇧
"That's not a forehead that's a six or and eight head" deserved a bigger laugh I think haha xD
First time I've seen Narstie get as good as he's given. Brilliant!
It's like sitting across from Jabba the Hutt 😂😂😂
Man said buzz light year 😂😂😂😂😂
@@123mcgarrigle But it should have been Woody XD Comeback fails.
Jabba the Hut and Buzz Lightyear 😂😂
These 3 need to come together more 😂😭❤️
He took on Jimmy and survived. That’s skill.
We need big Narstie show vs Wild N Out! Roast battle! Make it happen!
This was epic, I wish there was a full hour of these guys every week....
“You can’t even make life” I’m dead 😂😂
What exactly does he mean by that? I’m still learning English
@@user-el3gn5yl2w he can't create a baby, coz he's apparently shooting blanks
You need to say that again coz that’s the only exercise he’s ever had 💀💀💀
2:13 Should have followed the Seal and Donkey line with: "or atleast that's how i imagine Narstie and his Mrs sound"
This is a lot of fun and an excellent example of able to make fun of each other and themselves! These guys are a riot together!
I like how every time Jimmy is getting insulted he’s just sitting there like “oh just you wait, just you wait”
I like how most of the jokes they had about him you can find in older videos with Jimmy making them about himself.
fausti plagueis yeah but every comedian recycles jokes that’s how it works
@@interestingchannelname8684 yeah it's a special kind of funny when you roast them by literally repeating the jokes he's made about himself to him though. Still it was definitely funny.
Genuinely disturbing when Narstie opened his eyes all the way