If I had a nickel for every time that dan’s horse was hit by a train, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t very much but it’s weird that it happened twice
I absolutely adore this game. It's such a slow burn and nothing happens for ages because you need to make sure your camp has enough beans or something. Then all of a sudden there is two minutes of crazy action and it feels awesome, and then it's over and it's back to finding beans. It's strangely compelling.
But your camp doesn't need beans. They just get angry at you if your dont contribute, but it doesn't negatively effect honor or the way characters interact with you.
But there's never ever a situation like that in the game... Progression is not tied to helping your camp. You can never donate anything including food or money or even valuables, and it will not hinder your ability to play through the entire campaign at high honor or low honor.
@@Sagnag They do so much in GTA that Rockstar has them out every once in a while to try new game modes. (The characters Rockstar has made for them look way more like them than their normal characters) I assume this was part of that relationship. I know they said that it was because they didn't have enough southern voice actors in NY to do parts, and they each had about 60 pages of dialogue for their character.
You know dan, I’m happy that I found you on TH-cam and followed you for years because no matter how bad I ever feel watching one of your videos always brings me comfort, it’s like opening an old book that you know so well or a conversation with someone you’ve known for a long time. You’ve been a constant in my life since I was 16 years old and I thank the fact that your entertainment exists and that you unintentionally look out for all of us that that watch your content.
Your commentary gives me so much insight... Thanks Dan!! Edit: This was commented before it premiered tho it wa very funny and as always a great video Dan.
My favourite part was when it said 7 minutes until premier so I’m all calm about to put my slipper on then all of a sudden it hits me with a 6 minutes until premier so I sprint to the front door to get my slippers and oh no 5 minutes. Excellent video Dan, you’ve really out done yourself here
Best sentence: "I'm now accidentally robbing a train." Yeah... Quite a few 'accidents' and 'unintentional crimes' carried out in this video. Loving it.
I just dont understand why Dan didn't enjoy this game, sure its a bit slow but the story and dialogue is so detailed and you can have your own experiences.
R.I.P Norman and Norman 2 they will be remembered Norman 2 wont though its kind of his fault he died he could have just moved its not rocket science, even though he went flying
This is EXACTLY the sort of thing I need after a 13 hour night shift! You win the internet for hilarious gaming vids. This is the best advert for RDR2 by the way. Never underestimate the power of tinned peas!
If this goes on PC it will be the greatest video game ever made. I feel like the only things that can top this now are a new Bully game made similarly to this and Cyberpunk next year.
If you go back to the area where you saw the dad and 2 boys building. The building actually gets built, you’ll eventually see it get a layout and from my experience hopefully finish
That guy who hugs you pick pockets you when he’s hugging. He actually has both arms. The arm he’s supposedly missing is hidden in his jacket and uses it to reach into your jacket while hugging.
Has anyone watched that movie on Netflix called Apostle, about the cult that a man visits in order to get back his sister, the village that movie is set in looks IDENTICAL to the village in the initial part of this video, like building for building matches, with the church at the top of the village.
(hastily takes off his Tyrolean hat and hides it behind back) "I don't know what you mean by zhat." (cough) (opens cupboard in the medibay and a dozen hats spill out like clowns from the clown car) "Verdammt."
It would seem that in general Dans greatest enemies in games are never anything directly linked with the antagonist, but to himself and his link with trains
Nice video, best i have since concerning RD 2, no mission spoilers just pure fun open world gameplay. Also appreciate you editing out some of the long boring rides.
I’m convinced me and Dan are the same person. He’s talking to the war vet who I met today whilst playing then mentions watching the film “about time” which I watched recently
It's 2018 and Rockstar still can't do wanted levels right. Nobody for miles, push a guy off the train, suddenly the law knows exactly where you are and magically appear on the train shooting at you in seconds..
Security that magically showed up only after the ones on horseback magically showed up and the system which probably hasn't been updated all that much since GTA IV decided "Hey, I can't reach him because he's on a train. Time to spawn someone in nearby." Sorry, but Rockstar games are getting pretty long in the tooth. It's time to shake up the formula.
I mean, there's a lot more to complain about, but they should be embarrassed by this one. Even Watch Dogs 2 managed a better police response system. Of course they managed a better game, too, so not sure why I'm acting like they shouldn't have a better system.
M. Wells he was on the outskirts of one of the biggest cities in the game when he did that, and their were security on that train the entire time, usually about 6 dudes throughout
Did anyone see the guy on the train's rifle discharge when it hit the railing? Dan headshot him @ 36:33, & as the rifle falls, a round fires. Thats crazy!
Not even 10 minutes in and he nearly dies sliding down a cliff
Are you TRYING to recreate your permadeath, Dan?
Someone said my name hello!! !
To this day I'm still sure he did that on purpose to end the series.
@@pale2457just like the boat in Far Cry 3?
@@wibbywoo6176 Watch Dans videos lonng enough and you don't even see the lies any more. You just see The Whole Dan.
Evo Royale ahh good memories :)
Dan's horse got killed by a train for the second time in as many Red Dead Redemption games.
We want MORE!
Poor, poor Graham
Thats what i was thinking...
When will he learn that in the game of Horse vs Train, train always wins
If I had a nickel for every time that dan’s horse was hit by a train, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t very much but it’s weird that it happened twice
I absolutely adore this game. It's such a slow burn and nothing happens for ages because you need to make sure your camp has enough beans or something. Then all of a sudden there is two minutes of crazy action and it feels awesome, and then it's over and it's back to finding beans. It's strangely compelling.
It's weirdly great in that way
Me and the boys at 2 am looking for *_B E A N S_*
Sitting around and playing dominoes or poker is way too fun, and if you lose you can just leave a stick of dynamite on the table and walk away
But your camp doesn't need beans. They just get angry at you if your dont contribute, but it doesn't negatively effect honor or the way characters interact with you.
But there's never ever a situation like that in the game... Progression is not tied to helping your camp. You can never donate anything including food or money or even valuables, and it will not hinder your ability to play through the entire campaign at high honor or low honor.
From the makers of Stealey Wheeley Automobiley: Rootin Tootin Cowboy Shootin 2
electric boogaloo
this should be the name of the next red dead 2 vid. i hope dan sees it.
Technically its rootin tootin cowboy shootin 3
Sun Wukong we refer to red dead revolver as Rootin Tootin Cowboy Shootin -1
Literally the most apt description of rock stars franchises I've ever heard.
NERD COMPLETES
NERD COMPLETES
NERD COMPLETES
Too long
gangster gandalf that’s like 90 episodes this game is 65 hours long and that’s just the story
Agree
gangster gandalf nerd times nerd times nerd
He didnt like the game once he got to chapter 4, so he's definitely not doing a completes.
Finds man trying to have lunch alone, then tries to set him on fire, and then drowns him. Its a masterpiece.
Your horse was still alive! You just left him to suffer and die slowly instead of reviving him!!!!!
Ummm no it was dying, u cant revive broken legs, the horse was useless...
@@nxakush2304 Maybe IRL, but in RDR you can revive horses.
@@ThatOneLegion i didnt realise u could revive them...
@@nxakush2304 so dont say stuff when u dont know what ur talking about
@@fierce1343 This is the internet, where facts are optional and sense is limited.
I knew that horse was doomed the moment I saw a train
Great video, best I’ve seen in a while
Salorlor I know it was packed full of action
@@Oliver-ie9jz yeah, never seen something with so much trains and explosions
hook me up wit whatever u smokin
I was sad when the video ended
@@katzenware no planes though, 0/10
29:05 That letter actually is for Bonnie McFarlane....
DURNK I like how he joked about it being from Bonnie McFarlane but then didn't check it to see that it actually is
I love Dan's little sigh of defeat as he jumps off the railway tracks at the end.
Oh shit the guy at the hotel counter in the beginning is Jack from Rooster Teeth.
Geoff is one of the train ticketers somewhere.
Holy Jesus, I just heard a train ticketer last night and thought it sounded exactly like him
How did they have involvement in the game?
@The Four Horsemen That's really frickin cool
@@Sagnag They do so much in GTA that Rockstar has them out every once in a while to try new game modes. (The characters Rockstar has made for them look way more like them than their normal characters) I assume this was part of that relationship. I know they said that it was because they didn't have enough southern voice actors in NY to do parts, and they each had about 60 pages of dialogue for their character.
Best JPEG I've ever stared at, 10/10.
That description is beautiful, I now have the song stuck in my head.
also his shop link is always called 'Capitalism'
IVE GOT SPURS
THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE
@@atlasrules87 *BWEW WEW*
AS I GO RIGHT MERRILY ALONG
sing oh aintchya glad your single and that song ain't so very far from wrong.
That was strange hearing Jack suddenly talking in something non-Rooster Teeth related.
You know dan, I’m happy that I found you on TH-cam and followed you for years because no matter how bad I ever feel watching one of your videos always brings me comfort, it’s like opening an old book that you know so well or a conversation with someone you’ve known for a long time. You’ve been a constant in my life since I was 16 years old and I thank the fact that your entertainment exists and that you unintentionally look out for all of us that that watch your content.
I was going to be pissed if this wasn’t as long as the original vid. Thank you Dan for making it longer
I have never laughed so hard at a dude crashing into a tree
Hat Theft Simulator 2018
This is an epic movie trailer
Wow, this is a good movie, I am going to watch it
It's a long ass movie
"None of these bodies answer my question of where did my woman go!"
Your commentary gives me so much insight...
Thanks Dan!!
Edit: This was commented before it premiered tho it wa very funny and as always a great video Dan.
My favourite part was when it said 7 minutes until premier so I’m all calm about to put my slipper on then all of a sudden it hits me with a 6 minutes until premier so I sprint to the front door to get my slippers and oh no 5 minutes. Excellent video Dan, you’ve really out done yourself here
You can swim in RDR2? Sorry but this is unrealistic.
In the past they didn’t have some classes for swimming they just didn’t know how
Kzip247 it's alright, after swimming around for 30 seconds you'll drown anyway.
Yeah, you can swim.
It's useful for dropping bodies in the river
Kzip247 John can’t
The only way this game is getting 10/10 is if you can dress up as Marty McFly when he was a cowboy.
it would be cool if there was a clocktower being built and you could get a photo next to the clock
Wtf nah this game is 11/10 IGN
I would in fact purchase this game for that sole reason.
I can't remember Back To The Future to well, didn't Marty McFly dress up like Clint Eastwood?
There is a Back To The Future easter egg in this game actually
Who else thinks Arthur Morgan with only a mustache looks like a western commissioner Gordan
Best sentence: "I'm now accidentally robbing a train."
Yeah... Quite a few 'accidents' and 'unintentional crimes' carried out in this video. Loving it.
I just dont understand why Dan didn't enjoy this game, sure its a bit slow but the story and dialogue is so detailed and you can have your own experiences.
"Who doesn't love to eat a cougar?", eh?
“Chapter 1 is like a six hour prologue”
Mate, I blew through it in about half an hour
So did I!!!
fun fact. when that wall fell at the beginning of the stream, it actually fell on me n killed me
It's true, I was the wall
R.I.P Norman and Norman 2 they will be remembered Norman 2 wont though its kind of his fault he died he could have just moved its not rocket science, even though he went flying
This is EXACTLY the sort of thing I need after a 13 hour night shift! You win the internet for hilarious gaming vids. This is the best advert for RDR2 by the way. Never underestimate the power of tinned peas!
when he was saying "sorry" to the fisherman it sounded like marv when he says "harry" in home alone 2
I got Spurs that jingle jangle jingle...
Thank you for that amazing description. I hope there are some more references in game
Anyone that goes all the way through their satchel to eat and drink is sadistic
“I’ll try to stay out of trouble and avoid people” as he’s standing with his horse in literally the Mayors back garden
This is just RDR 1 but bigger and better! NOW TO WAIT FOR THE PC RELEASE
If this goes on PC it will be the greatest video game ever made. I feel like the only things that can top this now are a new Bully game made similarly to this and Cyberpunk next year.
Mods on this game will be epic
@@ass640 it already is the greatest video game ever made
Just a warning if you haven't already played it, it is incredibly slow. Like, ridiculously slow. You might not mind it but you should know that.
Matthew slow? Must have bad internet
I haven’t watched one of your videos in years but i remember loving your undead nightmare permadeath videos and the father and son red dead videos
This is still to this day, my favorite fucking game
"Guess that guy was a little bit of a prick" so you _drowned him?!_
If you go back to the area where you saw the dad and 2 boys building. The building actually gets built, you’ll eventually see it get a layout and from my experience hopefully finish
0:27 as soon as he said there’s Thomas’s grandad I laughed so hard😂😂😂
Please for god sakes dan play more of this. Watching you play and just laugh yourself to death gives me life man.
Van Horn: exists
Nerd: *VAN HALEN*
@Conn Benn Same shit lmao
We're not even two minutes in and there's already a naked man in the video.
The look on Arthur's face when the horse got hit. Absolutely appropriate.
the nostalgia from this guy
Horses are to Dan as dogs are to John Wick
Oh my fucking god I'm crying (with laughter) the look on his characters face when the train hit his new horse... just said it all...
Damn, this game looks great! Also RIP Norman and Norman II.
I thought he said "I'll name him Norman too" ... As in, the second horse's name was also just Norman. Like Roach.
The end of this video felt like so much more of a throw back to Red Dead Redemption 1's video than it should've been.
One of these days Dan and John both will actually read the messages that pop up on screen that give help clues and other important information.
That guy who hugs you pick pockets you when he’s hugging. He actually has both arms. The arm he’s supposedly missing is hidden in his jacket and uses it to reach into your jacket while hugging.
antix wait is this true!?
and that kids is why we don't park our horses on train tracks
29:43 I was thinking more 127 Hours...
Has anyone watched that movie on Netflix called Apostle, about the cult that a man visits in order to get back his sister, the village that movie is set in looks IDENTICAL to the village in the initial part of this video, like building for building matches, with the church at the top of the village.
So many hats you would think this is a valve game.
(hastily takes off his Tyrolean hat and hides it behind back) "I don't know what you mean by zhat." (cough)
(opens cupboard in the medibay and a dozen hats spill out like clowns from the clown car) "Verdammt."
There was…. A lot of premonition in this video..
for the story of the game. Well done man.
It would seem that in general Dans greatest enemies in games are never anything directly linked with the antagonist, but to himself and his link with trains
Nice video, best i have since concerning RD 2, no mission spoilers just pure fun open world gameplay. Also appreciate you editing out some of the long boring rides.
39:00 the face of a man who just can catch a break
I’m convinced me and Dan are the same person. He’s talking to the war vet who I met today whilst playing then mentions watching the film “about time” which I watched recently
the camera job is perfect
There was something so very amusing about how the guy just slammed into that tree.
It's refreshing to see someone actually playing this like a classic rockstar game. Story is great and all but this is still a sandbox. Chapeau.
It's 2018 and Rockstar still can't do wanted levels right. Nobody for miles, push a guy off the train, suddenly the law knows exactly where you are and magically appear on the train shooting at you in seconds..
There is security on the trains
Security that magically showed up only after the ones on horseback magically showed up and the system which probably hasn't been updated all that much since GTA IV decided "Hey, I can't reach him because he's on a train. Time to spawn someone in nearby." Sorry, but Rockstar games are getting pretty long in the tooth. It's time to shake up the formula.
M. Wells lmao you’re complaining about that.
I mean, there's a lot more to complain about, but they should be embarrassed by this one. Even Watch Dogs 2 managed a better police response system. Of course they managed a better game, too, so not sure why I'm acting like they shouldn't have a better system.
M. Wells he was on the outskirts of one of the biggest cities in the game when he did that, and their were security on that train the entire time, usually about 6 dudes throughout
That sound of the horse getting hit by the train was really depressing. (as in it sounded really accurate, not depressingly bad)
32:52 Those aren't flamingos, those are spoonbills.
I don't actually know what procrastination means but I can't be bothered to google it. I'll do it tomorrow
Joe did you figure it out
@@v33o i'll google it tomorrow.
Sweet joke
that alligator was like im gonna get two meals for the price of one
That second time his horse died, his character looked genuinely upset once it sunk in his horse had died.
I can’t wait two forking hours
Watch your God dang language!
@@kirbybro2002 Watch your gosh dang language**
Oohhh farts.
What the flip you guys you are all going to H-E double hockey sticks
That last scene was nerd cubed gold
“Hechu-aduh ooh a double sneeze.”
WOW
I wasn't a red dead redemption fane until I learned how complex and awesome this gane is
yaay a nercubed funny moments-ish, genuenly my favorite type of n3 video
Your channel is a staple in my childhood
"Keep fucking his hat!" - Dan 'Nerdcubed' Hardcastle, 2018 [ 27:09 ]
Do you see how detailed this is?
*YOU CAN SLIP ON ROCKS*
RIP Norman (five minutes later) RIP Norman#2
THIS WILL INTEREST YOU!! Second camp. The island straight across from it. There is a boat. Search through the boat. You will find a captains hat.
This is the best Horse Training video I've ever seen.
I’m already on my second playthrough of this game, it’s genuinely that good. I didn’t even do that with GTAV and I fucking love that game.
85° angle, matt:I think I can slide
I loved your old red dead redemption 1 videos those were the best vids
I didn't know Dan was so sadistic.
trains and horses, explains why the swamps need draining
I want a compilation of just Dan falling over.
so apparently your hair grows over time in this game.... 10 out of fucking 10
Ok... This Is Epic
Arthur Morgan DESTROYS Snowflake Suffragette with alligator.
Is that a train? Is that a tram? Is that a snake? Is that a boat? Is that a tree? Is this a concussion?
These violent delights have violent ends.
Since it's not on PC yet, this is the only post release footage I'm going to watch until the PC release. Thanks Dan! Will be a loong wait...
I lost my shit when it loaded in and Arthur was slumped over on the brink of death :'D
Did anyone see the guy on the train's rifle discharge when it hit the railing? Dan headshot him @ 36:33, & as the rifle falls, a round fires. Thats crazy!
I love the noise when bodies hit the floor so much!
boy do i have a song for you
Poor Dan, he keeps losing horses to one of his favorite things.
13:22 Bless you :-)