Cartman Drives at the Denver 300 NASCAR Race - SOUTH PARK
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- Things get bloody as the Denver 300 NASCAR race heats up.
"Poor and Stupid" S14
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SHOT- inside Cartman's car, over his shoulder, as he races down the track. He's already wrecked Danica Patrick's car which we see in the distance, on fire. She's getting out the window, and trying to get away from the car. Then she sees that Cartman's car is heading right for her. She can't run fast enough and Cartman runs her over.
REVERSE- onto Cartman.
CARTMAN
You see that? Danica Patrick tried ta get in my way! That pisses me off.
BUTTERS
That's fucking gay as hell.
CARTMAN
Oohp I'm comin' up on that turn thingie again I gots ta steer left!
Cartman steers way to hard to the left and his car swerves off that track, over a small wall and into the area where all the fans are.
Side shot - of Cartman's car barreling through all the fans, killing dozens.
Then a shot inside Cartman's car behind his shoulder watching as fans run, scream and get run over.
CARTMAN
GET OUT THE WAY YE IJIOTS I'M TRYIN' TO WIN THIS DAMN THANG!
SHOT -- Cartman's car comes out of the central area and back onto the racetrack.
BUTTERS
There ye go, yer back on the track.
CARTMAN
I'm back on the track!
EXT. RACETRACK - DAY
A shot looking down the track as cars come racing towards it-- Cartman's car swipes some again and two cars crash into each other, one of them comes spinning right at camera.
SHOT - In the stands - Kenny comes rushing down the aisle as NASCAR fans watch the race with growing confusion. Do Kenny running down the aisle both as a front-on shot and a side shot.
SHOT - Static, Cartman's car making the turn and just as he does Kenny comes jumping from the stands and lands on the top of Cartman's car.
SHOT - Now tracking sideview with Cartman's Car, Kenny struggles to stay on.
SHOT - in the Car over Cartman's shoulder - we see Kenny appear in the windshield.
CARTMAN
What the-- Kenny?! What the hell are you doing?!
Kenny angrily bangs on the glass.
KENNY
(through the glass)
FUCK YOU DUDE!
CARTMAN
GET OFF MY CAR KENNY!
KENNY
FUCK YOU PULL OVER!
Butters in the pit.
BUTTERS
(top spotter)
Oh man now our friend Kenny's tryin' to break the windshield. Ain't that just gay as hell...
Back to Cartman's car-
Tony Stewart's car is being worked on quickly by the pit crew - changing the tires, etc.
In the distance we see Cartman's car heading for Stewart's car, and then finally SLAM!
CARTMAN
We're tradin' paint!
Cartman's car hits the back of Stewart's car causing it to fly out of frame past camera-- 2 pit crew guys to die.
CARTMAN
Oh it's SOO easy for you, isn't it Kenny?! I have to PROVE myself!
KENNY
I fucking hate you.
CARTMAN
Sorry dude, I'm winning this race. With the BRAKE. Bye Kenny!
INSERT - Cartman's foot slams the break-
SIDE SHOT - Cartman's Car comes to an abrupt halt.
Behind Cartman's shoulder- Kenny detaches from the windshield and flies, flies, flies until he's just a little dot.
KENNY
AAAghghghghghhhghghgh....
-Then two cars race past Cartman on either side.
Then reverse, Kenny in the foreground landing and the two cars heading towards him.
DRIVER
OH JESUS THERE'S A LITTLE BOY ON THE TRACK!
They swerve and go off in either directions. We HEAR EXPLOSIONS and CRASHING.
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Taken from the episode: poor and stupid (2010) from season 14 of south park (1997-present) this episode originally aired on October 6th 2010 on comedy central. in this one, Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen! south park (1997-present) a comedy central original series that's been going strong since 1997.
What is with the Sunday upload?
South Park Season 24 Episode 3 Please!!!😃
Drop New episodes !
It says unavailable Mr.Garrison
"Coming up on that turn thing again, I gots'ta steer left!"
"Get out of the way, ya idiots, I'm trying to win this damn thing!"
I’m bck on the trck
He's not wrong
"what the- kenny!"
@@sabertoothwallaby2937 Yes he is, it's a lot dangerous harder than it looks. That's coming from a real race car driver.
"Get out the way ya idyits! I'm tryin' to win this damn thang!"
Always kills me lol 🤣
It also killed everyone Cartman ran over. lmao
“Now our friend kenny is tryna break the windshield aint that just gay as hell” 😂
Bro that part 😂😂😂😂
I thought he ya dickheads 0:35
When he ran over Danica Patrick I couldn’t stop laughing 😆
Danica Patrick got in his way and that was gay ass hell n it pisses me off 😂
That's gay as hell 😂
he ran over that bitch because she was trash irl
Me to 😂
Lies again? AMWF CAR TUSHY
I don't know what's more epic: the fact of Kenny survived the race or the fact that he was able of jumping over the fence and falling precisely on Cartman's car
Damn, Kenny was brave as hell, not even a hesitation to jump onto Cartman's roof.
I mean, he's immortal, so I doubt he cares much but it'd still pain him...
He still feels pain so I feel bad to
Kenny is SP Batman, he ain't sweating jumping on the roof of a moving race car
He's destined not to die
That part reminds me of TX in Terminator 3. Crazy move.
Fast and Furious 9: South park editon
Cartman: ''I don't have friends.. I've got Authoritah !!!''
Respect his authoritah!
Dominic= Stan
Braien= Kyle
Hobbs= cartmen
Vince= Kenny
Authoritah vs family
This summer, he'll b e going fast and turning left
“It’s all about authoritah, Kahl”
0:14 - Only Cartman would run somebody down and blithely dismiss it as pissing him off 🤣
apparently someone got mad because their car got scratched after they hit a kid on a bike.
i consider this comment, unreal
“Thats gay as hell”😂😂
I mean, it is fuckin' gay as hell. 🤣🤣
the fact it’s danica patrick is fucking hilarious
AAAAH!-
Cartman has a surprisingly large kill count.
Surprisingly? He fed a kid his parents.
@@mattneko4225 Yeah true.
@@mattneko4225 he’s still pretty weak though
Butters kill count is higher
@@mattneko4225 He didn't actually kill Scotts parents though. The rancher did with his shotgun because the parents were trespassing and he thought they were going to steal his livestock. But yeah, in this clip Cartman literally kills dozens of people lmao
"Oh man, now our friend Kenny's trying to break the windshield. Ain't that just gay as hell?!"
I laughed so hard when cartman slammed on the brakes & Kenny went flying 😂😂😂😂
Same
"WITH THE BREAK"
"MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm"
Same
Same
Bye keeny
This is what Kenny said at Cartman:
0:58 Stop this car!
1:01 Stop this car, right now!
1:25 I f--king hate you!!
LOL
1:27 Cartman: sorry dude I'm winning this race with the brake! Bye Kenny
1:32 Kenny : (Scream) Hmmmmmmmmmmm 1:32
I thought he said FUCK YOU PULL OVER!
" *JANICA PATRICK TRIED TO GET IN MY WAY! THAT PISSES ME OFF!* "
That's fuckin' gay as hell!
that's fking gay as hell
Coming from a NASCAR fan, I found this episode to be hilarious.
I guess you're really poor and stupid, it comes so easy for you, I have to prove myself.
People take stuff too seriously
Same. I'm a Pokémon fan and Tom Brady fan and I don't get in my feelings because of Southpark jokes. Love Matt and Trey.
As a fan of F1 I would fucking love it if they made fun of us. I want Matt and Trey to make fun of everything I love idk why people get so mad about that
No one gives a fucck what you think
So many people died in this episode and yet Kenny was left unharmed...
neat
Huh neat
oh my god! They DIDN'T kill Kenny!
@@galaxyrider1704 you get it!
(Sonic the Hedgehog)
@@neo-warkid4edwards222 you……. Heroes?
Got this notfication while playing The Stick of Truth... Love that game!
0:54
Cartman: What the... Kenny! What the hell are you doing?!
Kenny: Fuck you, dude!
Cartman: Get off my car, Kenny!
Kenny: Fuck you! Pull over!
“Sorry dude, I’m winning this race…with the brake! Bye, Kenny!”
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
i absolutely lost it when he just yeeted Kenny
To be fair that actually takes skill and for a kid driving first time in his life he is pretty talented.
HE IS the talent
He took someone out without spinning himself, thats the first rule of Stock racing
Butters shouldn't let Cartman entice him into his evil games. Butters is a good kid.
He's naïve so cartman always gets butters to do his bidding
You don’t know professor chaos ?
yes he should - the best butters episodes are when the boys trick him into doing some dumb shit and he ends up grounded or with a ninja star in his eye
@@MrSegu506 I think the episode Awesom-O speaks a lot from Butters it’s sad that Cartman didn’t learn his lesson after that
I just saw this episode last night and when he ran over Danica I was laughing for a full hour 😂 South Park is the best and I also love how the racing crew is just face palming and not doing anything 😂😂
1:42 Oh my God! Kenny killed them!
KENNY! YOU BASTERD!
"We're trading paint"
As a Motorsports fanatic, I approve this episode😂
*"No, no, Kenny, go ahead. I deserve it. I thought I could just waltz onto a racetrack and do what these people do. But I owe you an apology. The truth is I'm just too smart. And with how smart I am I'll always be successful and therefore have money. I just have to accept I'm too smart and rich for NASCAR. Time for me to give it up."*
- Eric Cartman
Cartman: "Okay, Butters. Gimme my money back"
Butters: "Huh?"
@@MrGametv1994 Cartman: “The $58 and 32 cents i gave you! I want it back!” 😠
Butters: “But you said I (stuttering)” 😟
1:01 Kenny: F*ck You Pull Over!
1:07 I can't stop replaying this part 😂
“That pisses me off!”
"That's f'n gay as hell."
LOL when Kenny jumps on the car. Imagine if a 9-year old tried to do that in a real-life NASCAR race.
There was a time at Talladega when a guy stole the pace car and drove around the track with the Alabama State Patrol chasing him. Yes, it's a true story. It happened before the race. It was hilarious!
This episode was so good 🤣 I found this episode oddly late. But glad I did
Tbh its lowkey one of the best episodes
I like how Kenny didn’t die in this episode even though there were clear signs saying it was gonna happen
That's just Mysterion being the hero he is.
Even without his super suit, he's still being a hero in a subtle way.
When an unsuspecting player picks up a NASCAR game for the first time:
The accuracy of Patrick being in the wall....
Yep The Queen of concrete
Bro was in GTA 5💀💀💀
0:54 Cartman: What the - - Kenny?! What the hell are you doing?!
0:55
I love how his hands looks
1:32 omg! you killed... 1:38 oh, never mind 1:42 omg! kenny killed two car racer!
You bastards!
“Bye Kenny” *muffled screams*😂 1:24
*I love nascar!!!*
I love NASCAR too
I used to play Nascar Racing from 1994 on the PC and go the wrong way, kill every other car and then turn around and leisurely come first.
Me too
Thats gay as hell
nascar
nasca
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Oh God Kenny you're lucky you survived this time
Kenny went mysterion on him!!! GO KENNY. Also I was super happy when kenny avoided death between the two cars
They saved Kenny but not themselves
@@randalltv5894 they are good bastards!!!
1:31 When Kelly Was Screams With Fade.
Compare NASCAR to a 6ix 9ine music video, and NASCAR looks like Einstein invented it.
Didn't know Cartman was such a fan of F-Zero.
"You got boost power!"
0:22 I cant😂
Purposely runs down Danic. "You see that? Danic Patrick tried to get in my way. That pisses me off."
As a NASCAR fan this episode is ridiculously funny
As a nascar fan, i laughed my ass off at this episode
This is still my favourite south park episode ever. I quoted this episode for an entire year after it came out.
1:38 kenny is more OP then Rey with that kinda forcd
Look Kenny !( XD cartman pissing him off lmao 😂)
Cartman: You see that?! Danica Patrick tried to get in mah way! That pisses me off!!
Butters: That's fuckin' gay as hell!
XD Only Cartman.
0:10 of course they made Danica wreck 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Amazing how detailed and accurate this is..
Kenny jumping onto that car just proves why he’s the best character on this show. Kids fucking hardcore
They better make that into a playable game
"you're just telling me I'm poor and stupid to be nice"
Eric Cartman's Driver Nascar oh My God accident crashing in Darlington Speedway
1:31 i needed a button for this
This animation was beautiful
Danica Patrick just showed the world how correct South Park really was 😂
At Least Kenny Didnt Die 🤣
I love how there are even Xfinity series cars mixed with Sprint cup series
Kenny tried to pull over race car
Shake n bake!
Matt and Trey please Bring Stendy back in the next special
Rare footage of kenny not getting killed
Oh my god! They didn't kill Kenny!
Compensate yer blake-brake fluid and turn t'the left sometimes!
This was platinum South Park.
Ah the good ol COT. I loved that body style!!!
Looks like a war zone, with all the burning wrecks all over! 😅
Danica gets run over by a car sponsored by Vagisil, perfect, can't stop laughing.😊
Some of the cars are nascar nationwide series cars
Speed Racer looks different than I remember.
The commentators referenced the part with Cartman going "Get out the way you idiots!" at Talladega.
Lmao. Everyone gets killed but Kenny.
@Tiguar Jagger No. I'm not a NASCAR wife,or wife. My hubby died very young. But I Do love cars😍...That's about the Only thing I've in common. Maybe some are South Park fans? Have a good one
Ppl always bring up the Scott ternamon thing, imagine how many kids became orphans after this 🤣
24 For Life
What’s that badass song in the background?
This is the definition of me in a nascar game💀
Cooky on BT21 likes to drive a 48 Lowes Nascar
The death toll is insane yet he keeps acting up. 😂😂
Cartman after ran over Danica Patrick: Just killed a woman, feeling good.
Nice episode.
Fuckin butters killed me
I like how he climbs on the car
Most exiting nascar race I've ever seen and I never seen a nascar race.
This entire fucking episode was golden!
Butters "that's fuckin gay as hell" had me rolling
Thank god I'm circumcised.
I couldn't keep one of those things clean. I'm too lazy.
R.I.P Danica Patrick 0:14
Bro was not racing he's killing a people
This is my favorite episode! AINT THAT JUST GAY AS HELL!! 😂😂
Kenny is so Cute 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Oh no, they killed by kenny! You bastard!
As Duane G. Shelton would say it; "EWW grim," looks like this time you didn't kill Kenny!
The fact that there was never a caution thrown wa-
well actually cosnidering the Hutchins and Sauter Charlotte crash thats atcually very realistic.