Stephen Rents The 'Trump Pee Pee Tape' Hotel Room For A Night

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  • The impetus of Stephen's quest to Russia was the infamous Room 1101, the presidential suite in which Donald Trump was allegedly recorded, let's say, making history.
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  • @mellotron12
    @mellotron12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    He broke the dish and immediately the hotel calls the room just to mention that there is an emergency button? Nah, the room isn't being watched at all.

    • @The_Angry_BeEconomist
      @The_Angry_BeEconomist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I'm not sure if that's really what happened, there was a cut in the scene

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The dish - which wasn't visible in any of the other shots of that table - didn't really complement the decor of the room. Nor did that telephone bell sound like it should be coming out of that kind of cordless phone.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +HaloInverse
      Pretty much. It's a costly suite and breaking something would bring so much trouble not worth Stephen's short time there.
      With that said, we saw what we needed in that the Kremlin could spy on the room directly from the window. You don't need hidden cameras at all.

    • @suebarrow5973
      @suebarrow5973 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      borot man he said that in the show. All putin would need is a pair of binoculars

    • @DawidKov
      @DawidKov 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You do realize that Stephen orchestrated the call for a joke? Even if it's under surveillance, there would be zero calls, because that'd be a dead giveaway.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    Okay honestly, if the "pee pee" tapes are real and get leaked, it wouldn't even be in the top 5 of controversial/humiliating things he has done. I don't know what Trump's worried about.

    • @kakashiMEK
      @kakashiMEK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      just like he always do, making bigger shit to cover his shit.

    • @BennettRedacted
      @BennettRedacted 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If it got released it'd be the LIBERAL AGENDA...
      also FAKE NEWS!

    • @gillespieibanez8426
      @gillespieibanez8426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hammad Ali he is probably worried that the size of his...hand is revealed on the tape.

    • @nelsonta00
      @nelsonta00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There are more important issues in life than sex scandals.

    • @jorenthar9186
      @jorenthar9186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hammad Ali hah leaked!

  • @deenajamal7125
    @deenajamal7125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    7:13-7:32 is pure gold "soaked in history" "washes over you" "its not even in the past, urine it" damn I love him

    • @rontyler4622
      @rontyler4622 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deena Jamal see

    • @4thHorsemanRides
      @4thHorsemanRides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This kinda reminds me of when I was around 15. Yeah ha ha funny stuff

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hehe... pure "gold"

    • @camthesaxman3387
      @camthesaxman3387 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn't hear what he said there, and I heard "pisstory" in my mind.

    • @jjasper7512
      @jjasper7512 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Still come back to watch this, "I would like the pee pee tape, pee pee tape" to that piano ditty still makes me smile.

  • @johnpearson5575
    @johnpearson5575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “Yeah, they’re on to us...”
    HILARIOUS!!!

  • @ELF980415
    @ELF980415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    And this is how a Presidential Suite bedroom, costs more than 4 grands, will remain known as "The Pee-Pee Room".

    • @piemelfriemel8718
      @piemelfriemel8718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pureple snow 4 grands? Go to bed, child.

    • @Eusantdac
      @Eusantdac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ya the price on that room might have to be lowered. I wouldn't stay there after the "pee-pee" tape thing.

    • @user-lv7ph7hs7l
      @user-lv7ph7hs7l 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It´s apparently 16 grand per night.

    • @Eusantdac
      @Eusantdac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "16 grand" for the "pee-pee" room is 16 grand too much lmfao

    • @kaskader3
      @kaskader3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you know nothing about marketing )

  • @greenmusicpcdj
    @greenmusicpcdj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh boy did this age badly 🤣
    How embarrassed must you be if you believed this lie?

    • @harloy4623
      @harloy4623 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listening Comprehension: encompasses the multiple processes involved in understanding and making sense of spoken language. These include recognizing speech sounds, understanding the meaning of individual words, and/or understanding the syntax of sentences in which they are presented.
      Reading Comprehension: is the ability to process text, understand its meaning, and to integrate with what the reader already knows.
      Video Description "The impetus of Stephen's quest to Russia was the infamous Room 1101, the presidential suite in which Donald Trump was allegedly recorded, let's say, making history".
      Allegedly: used to convey that something is claimed to be the case or have taken place, although there is no proof.
      1:04 Allegation, 2:22 Accusations, 2:25 never been confirmed
      _Allegation: a claim or assertion that someone has done something illegal or wrong, typically one made without proof.
      -Accusations: used to convey that something is claimed to be the case or have taken place, although there is no proof.

    • @ssp4795
      @ssp4795 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there is actually a post recently who still thinks this real.

  • @SVW1976
    @SVW1976 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Boy this aged well. Thanks for keeping this display of your own childishness up for all to see. 😂

    • @SatishVenkat1
      @SatishVenkat1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Aged beautifully like some fine golden wine😂

    • @philpalmer4877
      @philpalmer4877 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      True, it confirms the tapes are most likely real...and that Trump paid prostitutes to pee on him while he laid in bed. Those videos got putin a puppet for life. 😂🤣

  • @tc_awesome
    @tc_awesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    this guy‘s look when Stephen broke the dish😂😂😂

  • @xCaptxCrunchx
    @xCaptxCrunchx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love these serious toned 1 v 1 interviews. Stephen taps in to his character back when he was on the Daily Show. So nostalgic.

  • @ryantrevis3659
    @ryantrevis3659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    cant wait for the hunter biden edition

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This has not aged well.

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    I hope that guy doesn't get murdered for talking to Stephen.

    • @deecee1647
      @deecee1647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah, Putin is loving this

    • @deleteddeleted7798
      @deleteddeleted7798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      absolutely incredible I guess she was talking about brainwashed inbreed xenophobes like you.

    • @sandykimmett2879
      @sandykimmett2879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Olga Sementsova and nothing about Russian government is reported on in the Russian media no news is good news !

  • @Andrea-ic8vr
    @Andrea-ic8vr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    'pee pee tape' piano rendition is where i lost it 😂

    • @drizz_o2839
      @drizz_o2839 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrea Thomas pee pee tape pee pee tape

  • @silvarace
    @silvarace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    its very interesting watching stephen's mannerisms versus the russian reporter. the behaviour of a man who knows the scary people wont touch him versus a man that is wondering if he'll abducted tonight.

  • @TheRussianMystic
    @TheRussianMystic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I was laughing so hard, I almost peed myself! :)) Priceless!

  • @franciscobarragan1360
    @franciscobarragan1360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I bet the actual pipí mattress is lock in a vault somewhere in the Kremlin just waiting for blackmailing

    • @collectorofcats294
      @collectorofcats294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      francisco barragan probably, lol...

    • @ar_tseg653
      @ar_tseg653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like we have nothing else to do, come on.

    • @crackedstar9992
      @crackedstar9992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙈🙈😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @MasterOfSparks
    @MasterOfSparks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    WTF Stephen. Obviously the sheets would have been washed. You need to get that black light on the Bare Mattress!

    • @Anon-xd3cf
      @Anon-xd3cf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The National Razor seriously?
      Its the Ritz dude, when the president checked out reception checked the security tapes (to make sure there were no tigers) immediately before sending in a hazmat team to remove all excrement and human fluids and install new carpets and bed before Theresa May turned up for her dog and pony party.
      Duh.

  • @izthebutcher
    @izthebutcher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Ok that phone call was all kinds of scurry.

    • @Tantalus010
      @Tantalus010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why? It was probably just his producer or one of his staff sitting on the other end of the camera calling the room.

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      IKR? The room's digital cordless phone (in a luxury suite) was even programmed with the ring-tone of a grating old-timey analog alarm bell. What kind of hotel management does that? It's like they're _trying_ to be sinister and unsettling.
      ...or at least, the foley artist is.

    • @queenaleksa
      @queenaleksa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You can actually hear the Russian girls voice and accent through the phone.

    • @fibbthehuman
      @fibbthehuman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's kinda hard to not bash the guy.

    • @bra-balllegend3940
      @bra-balllegend3940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @ Andy: Colbert's ratings pre-date Trump's campaign by quite a bit. Try harder.

  • @Paslayas
    @Paslayas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    'As the founder of Trump University he knows phoney', so, so right😂
    #peetape#peetape

  • @kattravino9582
    @kattravino9582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    LOOOOOL that piano bit. I cried. I can't stop humming that now

  • @MrGivememyoldaccount
    @MrGivememyoldaccount 7 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Should have actually swept for bugs and cameras. Would have been amazing if they found some.

    • @ffampire
      @ffampire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      MrGivememyoldaccount
      I thought that was the point of the surveillance guy. Guess they were trying to avoid being evicted. I would have loved to see the look on Trump's face if they would have found some. They could have even planted them for the show, and it would have been ratings, uh, gold.

    • @user-lv7ph7hs7l
      @user-lv7ph7hs7l 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plus some basic equipment to look for them is way less than the 16 grand it cost to stay a night. You can probably get some basic RF detector for 50 bucks and a really fancy one for 1k.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's a sketch, not a proper investigation with real consequences.

    • @MrGivememyoldaccount
      @MrGivememyoldaccount 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      John Oliver would have.

    • @bernielopez7429
      @bernielopez7429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MrGivememyoldaccount Oliver should totally do that

  • @eyuin5716
    @eyuin5716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "You're in History, Urine History" lol I'm done! 😂

    • @iikhalaii8784
      @iikhalaii8784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      History is soaked in that room.

    • @blackcapone187
      @blackcapone187 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ęÿūį Æßñ I forced myself to like your comment since it was at 666

    • @altitudeillume6060
      @altitudeillume6060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TRUMP NEWS IS SO TERRIBLE, PREFER IT IN COMEDY. NO MARTIAL LAW!

    • @russianhomecat3313
      @russianhomecat3313 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya! Now we have real Urine story with Colbert. He's done the reperfomance😂

  • @elinannestad5320
    @elinannestad5320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I hope Andrei is either imaginary or safe

    • @elinannestad5320
      @elinannestad5320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      gotta be imaginary

    • @MCShvabo
      @MCShvabo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is 100% real, he is kinda well known in Russia.

  • @doneright2047
    @doneright2047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Somebody that I used to know.. SOMEBODYYYY.. I used to know." -That one video

  • @hbanana7
    @hbanana7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That front desk calling was scary.

  • @pashagenie3947
    @pashagenie3947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Peepee tape Peepee tape Peepee tape Peepee tape
    Peepee tape Peepee tape

  • @wbslnger2004
    @wbslnger2004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Haha! I laughed so hard when he was jumping up and down on the bed

    • @L5940
      @L5940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Truly, the comedic genius of the century

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wbslnger2004 😁😀😁

    • @2LegsBetter
      @2LegsBetter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wbslnger2004 i

    • @imsidetracted
      @imsidetracted 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too i laughed through the whole joke of a show! so stupid it was funny!

    • @ClaimClam
      @ClaimClam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha he act like small child, so hilarity!

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That is a tiny bedroom for a Presidential suite, jeez. The bed is crammed into a corner!

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarkRubberDucky it’s in Russia.

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only room with a view. No windows in the other rooms. lol

  • @marklapolla2638
    @marklapolla2638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    "Soaked in history. It just washes over you." That's comedy gold. "It's not like you're in the past, urine history! Urine it." Pure comedy gold(en shower.) Personally, my bet is that Trump is incontinent and someone made up this story to excuse him. I just hope they put a rubber (waterproof) mattress pad.

    • @L5940
      @L5940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So, this is what Americans see as humor nowadays? I pity you all.

    • @gro-tesqba4220
      @gro-tesqba4220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The jokes themselves weren't that bad it was mainly the delivery that was bad. To on the nose. I found it even insulting of his viewers inteligence.

    • @justachannel9379
      @justachannel9379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Missed this one. L5940 We aren't proud of it; however, U.S. Americans have always enjoyed a good excrement joke. Your pity is appreciated. Re: "Gro-tesq Ba" President Trump speaks only for himself.

    • @paulguerra4886
      @paulguerra4886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can deny that the way he played with those words was hilarious.

    • @ksol1460tv
      @ksol1460tv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Be ready when urination calls!

  • @conancat
    @conancat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Stephen broke a ceramic bowl and the front desk called... How did they know?! It's definitely not the fire alarm or anything. I definitely not surprised that they have some monitoring equipment in there.

    • @Battleraiser
      @Battleraiser 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's called a set-up skit..

    • @toxa35
      @toxa35 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Grey Ang
      Humor isn't your cup of tea , right ?)

    • @MrTttvideo
      @MrTttvideo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Grey Ang Americans doesn't get jokes obviously. I thought you guys are comedy experts.

    • @jaysun8942
      @jaysun8942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Grey Ang Stephen knew it. He broke the bowls for that reason.

  • @thedude1744
    @thedude1744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    ReMEMBER the GOLDEN rule.

  • @teddyhowell5962
    @teddyhowell5962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Bro, every comment is talking about salty trump supporters in the comment section....
    but low key... there are barely any supporters in the comment section...

  • @elizabethjohnson6848
    @elizabethjohnson6848 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Oh!! I didn't know that the ''pee pee'' tapes were about insulting Obama..

  • @williamrobertson797
    @williamrobertson797 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    This comments section needs a Xanax. or elephant tranquilizer

    • @jirachiteaminstinct4310
      @jirachiteaminstinct4310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      William Robertson you mean the Russian trolls right?

    • @4thHorsemanRides
      @4thHorsemanRides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, just the crybabies who are under the delusion that the defeated and crushed HRC is their POTUS. They are presenting with extreme projection and thoughts of harming themselves. They actually think that has-been comedy shows are legitimate news sources now.

    • @Ianprodu
      @Ianprodu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4thHorsemanRides says the guy in the comments of the video, dumbass hypocrite 😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @saundrabrown1873
    @saundrabrown1873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love to watch Stephen Colbert every night with my Boo🤣😂. This dude is hilarious especially when he joke's about the🍊guy🤣

    • @R3verie
      @R3verie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's funny here? Didnt age well. Nothing was right. Pretty embarrassing, actually. 🤣😂

    • @diamond4k
      @diamond4k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R3verie what’s wrong with you. You “special” snowflake. This is hilarious the fact that you probably took this seriously is hilarious.

    • @missabyssinia2293
      @missabyssinia2293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah the 🍊💩

  • @samlester6109
    @samlester6109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Wow. He actually broke that pot. Omfl

  • @tongtian
    @tongtian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Room Where It Happened, this time by Stephen Colbert

  • @catlady6464
    @catlady6464 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Best ratings week EVER! Congrats!!

  • @asheshurricane391
    @asheshurricane391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Stephen jumping on a bed, chanting "pee pee tape" is one of the most precious things i've ever seen

  • @pbworld7858
    @pbworld7858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I enjoyed this when it first came out. I'm now waiting for the Hunter Biden hotel version. And it won't involve leaving the country.

  • @sdmtvusa813
    @sdmtvusa813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know this is an old video but when he said he was going to be an investigative journalist I about fell out of my chair laughing. I'm surprised he even knows those words.

  • @NathanTAK
    @NathanTAK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I keep hearing it called a 'golden shower', but I think it only counts as one if they urinate _on_ you.
    ...not that I'm into that sort of thing.

  • @CossackGene
    @CossackGene 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the Google Translate Russian on that "surveillance footage" at the end

  • @billytk1225
    @billytk1225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Yeah, there on to us' … Classic - I loved it!

  • @jerminator8384
    @jerminator8384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Colbert for president 2020

  • @Ambrosha385
    @Ambrosha385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    STEPHEN is the best on field pieces. Please do more

  • @ashtonlastname489
    @ashtonlastname489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Ahhhh, this aged well :)

  • @S.E.C-R
    @S.E.C-R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This came up for me right after Nancy Pelosi’s interview! 😂😂😂

  • @someguyO2W
    @someguyO2W 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So the only thing we don't have proof of yet from the Dossier are the pee pee tape.

  • @jamesford120
    @jamesford120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1775

    If Colbert's jokes hurt your feelings, just watch a conservative comedian. You have one, right?

    • @FlorenceFox
      @FlorenceFox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      None that are good, sadly. Poor guys. That must be why they're so angry all the time.

    • @HH-ly8xw
      @HH-ly8xw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      James Ford lmao most political comedians suck no matter what

    • @SG-bu7hj
      @SG-bu7hj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      James Ford This guy isn't even funny to be honest.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      James Ford You have one, right? Priceless 😂

    • @errornull390
      @errornull390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      James Ford at least they are funny for everyone

  • @stloiyf
    @stloiyf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    how the hell do they both hold a straight face during this interview ?!?

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    i'd say this officially cements Stephen as Trump's nemesis

    • @Valentinathevamp
      @Valentinathevamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nemesis implies that Colbert and Dump are on the same intellectual level. Dump is barely a parasite 🦠

    • @jackpadz6079
      @jackpadz6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Valentinathevamp So basically, Dump is a Jerry. (Rick & Morty reference)

  • @Research0digo
    @Research0digo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sweet journalist mortified as Stephen breaks a 'real' piece of the Ritz Carlton's pottery. LOL

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved it. Especially that he brought it to the studio. He probably brought it to Russia. Priceless, either way.

  • @lovetodocoolstuff9309
    @lovetodocoolstuff9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That’s the wrong type of glue. You need a cyanoacrylate or epoxy.

  • @Kiwiilockspace
    @Kiwiilockspace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    if there was a mic in the Pottery, someone would have lost his hearing hahahaha

  • @Drowningtuna
    @Drowningtuna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just watched a grown man make pee-pee jokes.

  • @harrisonhatton
    @harrisonhatton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Conservatives proving once again that they have no sense of humor. Thus was hilarious; regardless of wether or not the tape exists.

    • @4thHorsemanRides
      @4thHorsemanRides 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fernandoharo3738 Actually it's odd that you 'noticed' that, since nobody else has. Where are these people you're talking about? It really sounds like you're just projecting and that you're in fact describing your unconscious thoughts as they make their way out into the open. The 'classic example' you mentioned is made-up nonsense. It's not a classic if nobody has ever heard of it.

    • @4thHorsemanRides
      @4thHorsemanRides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fernandoharo3738 That was somewhat evasive of you. Why am I not surprised? Apparently you are looking at a LOT of comment sections which the rest of us normal folks don't, because, well, we have actual lives outside of social media. I did notice that you tend to post comments and then remove them. Perhaps you were too 'quick on the draw' and discovered a fatal flaw in your reasoning which would spoil your whole charade.
      Now, if that so-called "conservative joke" was for real and I saw it posted, I would agree that it was pretty lame.
      I see you're quite fond of labeling everyone, which you feel helps you sort out the 'good guys' from the 'bad guys'. Other than that, your comments are sorely lacking in content or legitimacy. You can name-call and bluster all you want, but you'll never be what you're deluded into thinking you are.
      So what have you done with your one and only life so far? How's that whole 'resistance' thing going? Or how about that impeachment debacle that's only 2 years late? You people have been saying 'any day now' for at least 2 years. Is having pointless arguments on TH-cam as good as it gets for you? Because, and lets be perfectly honest here, you really are going nowhere fast at this point.
      But don't despair. You actually do some good in your otherwise misspent incarnation. Your life serves as an object lesson and a warning to others of how NOT to live. You may be sparing others from taking the same wrong turn in life as you have.

    • @4thHorsemanRides
      @4thHorsemanRides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, once again, another one bites the dust. It seems our boy fernando deleted his comments here to avoid the shame of his humiliating defeat, rather than attempt to salvage any remnants of his 'argument'.

    • @r.l.2313
      @r.l.2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both sides have people who can take jokes, the other people on both sides can't, or atleast that's how I think it works. I'm sorry I'm from Canada so I dont know that much about the USA' s political parties. MAPLE SYRUP TIME

    • @orvilleredenpiller338
      @orvilleredenpiller338 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enjoy being objectively wrong.

  • @carlairving
    @carlairving 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMG Remember when this whole mess was still a little funny - or the Dossier was anyway - and we could travel by plane and met people!?!? I never thought I'd say so, but I somehow miss 2017.

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Props to Andrei, the guy has balls.

  • @janayepattillo
    @janayepattillo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love to watch Stephen Colbert every night with my Boo🤣😂. This dude is hilarious especially when he joke’s about the 🍊guy🤣

  • @sanchitdesai4241
    @sanchitdesai4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Soaked in history

    • @Waghoba
      @Waghoba 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Urine history

  • @informant2331
    @informant2331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    chaaaaaaaahaha A FAUCET!! I freakin' love you STEVEN!

  • @ColinZeal01
    @ColinZeal01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "John my friend" - so genuine.

  • @cassidyclay463
    @cassidyclay463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine having such a wild administration that we forgot about this

  • @TheyCallMeNewb
    @TheyCallMeNewb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Was that suite phone call staged? If not, it would be, significant.

    • @diogeneslantern18
      @diogeneslantern18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      TheyCallMeNewb it's obviously fake dude.

    • @GeneralFrankenberry
      @GeneralFrankenberry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's scary that you believe a skit on a late night comedy show is real. My goodness you're dumb.

    • @tkunzy3707
      @tkunzy3707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That is kinda a problem for some people that watch shows like Steven's and take it all as 100% the truth. Getting all your information from comedy shows is not the way to go people! Come here for laughs not information :|

    • @FirstLast-ny6tg
      @FirstLast-ny6tg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First response was probably correct in that they probably provided the pottery themselves. Whether that's the case or not, I think they most likely changed the sequence of events in editing.

    • @Silligk
      @Silligk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's real, stephen colbert is my main source of news and i know this

  • @patriciahall2774
    @patriciahall2774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How am i just seeing this. This is gold

  • @jabberw0cky13
    @jabberw0cky13 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    him jumping on the bed chanting "pee pee tape" made me lose it

  • @wavebuurgslim2063
    @wavebuurgslim2063 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is expert level trolling.😂😂

  • @SindileWren
    @SindileWren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    GREATEST 8 min EVER of Colbert! from 4:02 to end!
    THanks .. ♥❤️️ it so much!

  • @newyorkvisionary
    @newyorkvisionary 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    All I see is a bunch of whiney conservative snowflakes😂 Take a joke. This was hysterical.

    • @morganthegod8284
      @morganthegod8284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Roland Deschain u serious?

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Morgan The God absolutely serious. Riddle me this, why did Hillary email Donna Brazzile on election night to say that if Trump won they'd all hang from nooses? Trump Russia is to cover Hillary/DOJ/FBI crimes because she was never supposed to LOSE. They were fucking sloppy and used ham handed commie tactics.

    • @morganthegod8284
      @morganthegod8284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Roland Deschain 1st. Um what? You believe the conspiracies against Trump but u can't believe he colluded?

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Says the person who can only write in faces. Kudos.

    • @badapple65
      @badapple65 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m Conservative as HELL. NO snowflaking going on here. Celebrating the best economic numbers in 34 years. Those that spent years on welfare programs under Obama are going back to work baby!!
      You Tards want an ALL POWERFUL central Government! We will give you just that. Back to the CONSTITUTION BABY!!!

  • @imnogrejones765
    @imnogrejones765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HOLY SHIT that phone rang 3 seconds after he broke that plate. There has GOT to be a peepy tape.

  • @abcdefghij2009o
    @abcdefghij2009o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You're so silly! LOL

  • @slavachicago99
    @slavachicago99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Hey, Americans, we Russians love you! Your country is beautiful and you are amazing people!
    Especially San Diego and north/central Chicago. man, I love those places!

    • @kylemylo3776
      @kylemylo3776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Save it, Americans hate Russia, they've been brainwashed to think Russia is the evil of the world

    • @dharmabum1230
      @dharmabum1230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kyle Mylo what Mandy said... if anything I hope they can get out of their oligarcian system as much as I hope we can. the Russian people have put up with a lot of shit. over the centuries.

    • @rmtrainer7
      @rmtrainer7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love Russia! Send my respect to our president! 🙂

    • @MrTttvideo
      @MrTttvideo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Slava Chicago I'm also from Russia and I love America and American people! Fuck both our governments!

    • @awithers7
      @awithers7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Slava Chicago From Russia with love?

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:15 Okay that was a bit terrifying.

    • @jellied1755
      @jellied1755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And also fake.

  • @sareychim1655
    @sareychim1655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did Mr. Colbert keep a straight face?!?! I would love to see Bloopers, please. =)

  • @genesisfrog
    @genesisfrog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    stephen colbert, definitely: IVE GOT TO BE IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED, I GOTTA BE, I GOTTA BE IN THE ROOOOOOOOM

  • @theunundunly5368
    @theunundunly5368 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Soaked" "Washed in history" "Ur ine" some poetic words Stephen!!!!!

    • @ffampire
      @ffampire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Un Und Unly
      I only hope that someday that anticipated tape will leak.

    • @simanaden4599
      @simanaden4599 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lost it there! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SiyabongaAfrica
    @SiyabongaAfrica 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the journalist squirms around at the question of the golden shower. This is Colbert at his best.

  • @onehumanhistory
    @onehumanhistory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bob Woodward called the Steele Dossier a pile of garbage

  • @michaelgermanovsky1793
    @michaelgermanovsky1793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Enter the tape as evidence of impeachment

  • @squatch545
    @squatch545 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Putin peed on Trump

    • @jessiesoul3821
      @jessiesoul3821 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Putin probably did more with Trump than just pee on him lmfao 😂😂 We all know how much of a suck-up Trump is to Putin

    • @mommygarcia9137
      @mommygarcia9137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joe Smith Yesssss , & vice versa !!!!

    • @jessicahamilton2647
      @jessicahamilton2647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trump is as pissed as R. Kelly ! 😂

    • @dr.snowman4883
      @dr.snowman4883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      liberals are mindless people who worships a rapist.

  • @ADAMan123
    @ADAMan123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    I sure hope the pee pee tapes will "leak" someday.

    • @dirtdog5045
      @dirtdog5045 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Adam Ferry Sure 8 years from now so we can all have a good laugh. 2020 is going to be even better than 2016 when Trump wins again.

    • @Mad_Axe_Man125
      @Mad_Axe_Man125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Newsflash, they dont exist sweetie.

    • @floydknip6943
      @floydknip6943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ... don't exist based on what? your own speculation? knowing no facts I would speculate it did happen given everything that is known about Trump

    • @jamescopenhaver720
      @jamescopenhaver720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Am I the only one who noticed that amazing pun?

    • @Lol-vt2ln
      @Lol-vt2ln 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      FloydKnip the dossier showed multiple innacuracies including the fact that some of the members of the trump team literally have no documentation of going to ukraine or russia you sheep

  • @carolyngrinberg6889
    @carolyngrinberg6889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen, your have become Woodward and Bernstein for Trump, only much funnier. I am reminded also of The Emperor's New Clothes. I am seeing this belatedly due to a pesky stroke...so, belatedly, live long and prosper, bro'.

  • @paulguerra4886
    @paulguerra4886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have just heard about the peepee tape, and didn't know what it meant. Now I can see.

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I was just about to watch this video with a big smile on my face, then my news app rang, with a title "Is it possible for President Trump to pardon a Trump?", that Trump is now searching for a way to pardon himself and his family if something incriminating was found... sigh... US politics is the reality show of the year, but it's starting to give me anxiety. Thankfully we have Colbert for recharging sanity batteries.

    • @Dbm_-oe7zv
      @Dbm_-oe7zv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tiia Mannix, trump is your president and he will be your president for the next 3 1/2 years

    • @tilaNmanx
      @tilaNmanx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nope, he literally isn't. I'm not American. And sometimes I feel really thankful about that.

  • @mustardseed308
    @mustardseed308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No one has a sense of humor in the comments abt pee-pee tape, lol.
    Hilarious.

  • @Kre8or333
    @Kre8or333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Must be nice to have billions of dollars and not have to work for it.

  • @melissaB.1978
    @melissaB.1978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Golden Shower = Donald Trump's Hair !

  • @MattMan_93
    @MattMan_93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:31 Stephen, I might be able to help you out with that song.
    "I would like the pee pee tape, it exists, so I'm told,
    I would like the pee pee tape, my bed has stains of gold."

    • @Valentinathevamp
      @Valentinathevamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would have been perfect 👌🏾

  • @luciarojas9195
    @luciarojas9195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    dossier secret: Reality tv has finally intermingled with real life and we can not tell the difference anymore.

    • @janxterstedman6300
      @janxterstedman6300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lucia Rojas no, retarded people can't tell the difference

    • @easternlighthouse5741
      @easternlighthouse5741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stacy Chapman I think it's fucking hilarious that people still think there's a tape of him pissing on a prostitute. Not that I'm a Trump fan, voter or supporter but just by a 3rd party view it's crazy to see people consume things as if fact or real without credible evidence. Although America is full of sheep we are all masochists in nature, it's just who we are:

    • @easternlighthouse5741
      @easternlighthouse5741 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Hayes either way, doesn't it just seem illogical? I mean yeah it's funny as a joke in context but to take everything that spews out as fact or truth is far and few between. But I mean that's why Colbert is #1 he knows how to satire well, even if it is made up. Although I did find him a lot funnier on CC? Maybe it's just the different writing staff

    • @monkeywrench4169
      @monkeywrench4169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You say "we can not tell the difference" when you mean "I can't tell the difference".

  • @hg-yg4xh
    @hg-yg4xh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The only thing more humiliating than a real pee tape would be faking a news story about doing something that no other human being would partake with YOU in.

  • @youxarexmyxsunshine
    @youxarexmyxsunshine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL! Mr Colbert, you’re so funny!

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He just gets better and better. Wonderful, Stephen!

  • @fuckoff8388
    @fuckoff8388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    fuck, there's a lot bots in the comments

    • @jirachiteaminstinct4310
      @jirachiteaminstinct4310 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck Off idk why, but I love your username

    • @alexad7282
      @alexad7282 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are everywhere on TH-cam now

    • @alexad7282
      @alexad7282 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IzzetReally - Wtf are you talking about?

    • @Wintermute909
      @Wintermute909 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone I disagree with is a bot! Reeeeeeeeee
      Beep-boop

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I see you.

  • @BritishJuche
    @BritishJuche 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This must be Colbert's most expensive segment ever

  • @freggo6604
    @freggo6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah, "the room where it happened" :-)

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hahaha what a hilarious time to be alive! 🤣
    (Even three and a half years later.) 👍😇

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make the right decision, this time. This is not just to you, but to anyone who can vote:
      th-cam.com/video/oTG2mA6pXQQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @sewgatormomm
    @sewgatormomm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    The trump bots are really out on this one. Must have touched a nerve!

    • @shawnullerup6844
      @shawnullerup6844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But sadly, not a brain cell. Listen: Pepe remembers everything, but learns nothing.

    • @patconnor
      @patconnor 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sewgatormomm and

    • @corbinhoevers
      @corbinhoevers 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sewgatormomm BOTS!?!? You liberals are the people who will believe anything you hear on TV! Even from COMEDIANS!!!

    • @L5940
      @L5940 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they just don't even try because this dumb ''drama'' news was proven false a long time ago. I don't even like Trump, I just really can't stand Colbert the creep

    • @Ellier215
      @Ellier215 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Solar Lord Bots!! You conservatives are the people who will believe anything you hear on TV! Even from FOX! Buy really, you shouldn't only watch one channel. Get your facts straight

  • @j0e3o77
    @j0e3o77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen, did you bring your Lysol with you? 😂

  • @mustafahasnain8977
    @mustafahasnain8977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ”the room where it happened”