Stephen Makes His Debut On Russia's 'Evening Urgant'
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.ค. 2017
- Stephen kicks off the first day of Russia Week from the streets of Saint Petersburg before appearing on Russia's one late night TV show with an important announcement between vodka shots.
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Lupa and Pupa went to get paid. But in the accounting department everything was mixed up and Lupa received for Pupa, and Pupa for Lupa. Hehe, classic.
Блятьь
ROFL, that is really impossible to translate!
Skin got to eat for Dean and Dean got to eat foreskin.
Yeeeeeeh
АХАХАХАХАХХАХАХППХА
Мужик наверное вспомнил единственный анекдот без мата. :)))
Ска, бля не помнишь анекдот, молчи бля. Стыд-то какой.
Впервые слышу. Надо было про медведя, который сел в горящую машину. Ну или классику про американца, немца и русского, которых поймали туземцы.
хахахаха
Вообще, я знаю этого чувака, у него все шутки такие.
И то частично... (рассказал не правильно)
Так странно смотреть американскую передачу, где присутствует русская передача с русским переводчиком, которого переводит американский переводчик🤔
Его не переводит американский переводчик. Синхронный перевод взят из вечернего урганта, он записывается там в отдельную дорожку. Просто команда Колберта попросила её для своего шоу.
точно )
Американский переводчик переводил только Урганта =)
ХАХАХАХА РИЛ
И причём ты знаешь оба языка 😂
No one:
Russian language according to Americans: ЯUSSIД ЩЕЕК
Андрей Новичков яуссид выглядит как суицид лол
это называется стилизация
I don't think people actually think that, they just do that so non cyrillic understanders understand what is trying to be said.
ОД не злитесь
Ah yes, Yissid Shek
"Why do we spin it" "Because it's Russian Russian Roulette" lmfao. I always loved Russian humour, so dark and sarcastic.
In the original, the host of the TV program said that in half a glasses of vodka in the other glasses of water, but then the host said that in all the glasses of vodka as Stephen Makes did not hear him.
And we ( Russian people) are not so bad, as your tv shows. Welcome to Russia
@@Mr1greg1 братан, я нихрена не понял что ты написал. либо ты слишком волновался когда это писал, либо это гугл грёбанный транслэйт.
Russian humor is exactly as you say about it - max sarcasm with notes of fuckin desolation)
@@mrdragonage7446 да я отвлекался когда писал) да и знания грамматики меня подвели. В общем хотел написать, что там половина стопок с водкой а половина с водой, но так как гость не расслышал, Ургант сказал что там везде водка.
Hit me!
*slap!*
*plucks glasses from face and crumbles them to bits*
This is the kind of slapstick comedy we forget to appreciate in today's era of subtlety and satire. Bless these men.
RITIKA NARAYANAN as someone who visits Russia quite regularly (for pleasure, I'm always hunting down master and margarita sites in Moscow 😌) this was a good representation of Russian humour....
although wth was that crow joke? 😂
the crow joke wasn't funny. the last time i heard it was my first grade - and it was not funny even when i was 6 yo
Really looked like he was going to walk off stage.
The crow joke is the kind you get when you put a rando on the spot out of the blue.
Considering he had another pair in his pocket, I think it was planned beforehand.
Кто-то: "Война бесконечности" - самый амбициозный кроссовер"
Я: "Да кому ты заливаешь!"
Someone: "«Infinity war» is the most ambitious crossover."
Me: *opens up TH-cam and*
😂😂😂
Шнива самый амбициозный кроссовер, во всех смыслах.
Just check up Batmetal
Объясни прикол
Да действительно, шутка пиздец отбитая. Мужик наверное ещё школьником на рыбалку ушёл и вот, по возвращению спустя 30 лет, его встретили эти туристы
Школьником на рыбалку ушел🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Dmitry Terek так точно, кэп.
Только один Ваш коммент дал бы понять американцам, что у нас юмор силён XD
Она смешная, просто он забыл, что концовочка "шлакБАААУУУУНННД" будет переведена на другой язык и потеряет смысл
согласен, я бы про колобка рассказал.
All things considered, I love that we live in such a global society that American and Russian audiences can watch the same talk show interview, translated into both languages, and laugh at the same jokes. The access to information and media around the planet is just fantastic.
true. hopefully, it will translate into the better understanding between the nations as well... small steps.
And yet people only take in information selectively. TH-cam even makes suggestions around what you watch.
жаль нету фантастического доступа к твоему телу =В
Not true.. The innocent question why the pickles was hilarious for Russians and Steven was at loss why are they laughing..
frankly шутка полное дремо
I'm glad he did this. it never makes sense to hate and entire country or race or religion based on a few people
Totally! Russia deserves better.
Absolutely, the media often makes us see each other as enemies but generally people everywhere are good and just trying to live their lives peacefully.
Agreed!!
Nobody hates entire Russia. Only the government
Yea I mean a big part of why I hate the Russian government so much is because of what it's doing to its own people. And then it's trying to put other countries through that same turmoil. So I oppose it. But I've opposed it since they first started TALKING about the anti-gay bill, because I happened to see a thing online about it. And then everything else I've heard has just made me hate them more
Ivan Is now famous even in Italy, After having broadcasted an entire show in italian. What a brillant guy
Лол, я думала это какой-то новый видос, оказалось ему два года, а я тут сижу думаю нифига актуально все
Anna Pedchenko спасибо ют,за свежие рекомендации
Да. Он частенько достаёт всякую дичь с подвалов... И старые видосы внезапно начинают набирать популярность... 🤷♂️
Вот такие алгоритмы.. 🤔
кого хотим, пиарим)
Тоже помню ещё как только у Урганта вышел этот выпуск, его версию у Стивена YT предлагал..
тогда по ссылке не пошёл.. сейчас решил проверить с чего хайп тут)
Оказалось ничего необычного..
Да, у меня тоже так всплывает 😂
подпосывают видосы постепенно
I thought this was a new video too lol
two witty late night hosts roasting both countries, this is amazing
Although roasting part was never aired in Russia
Kirill Nepomnyaschy I saw it and it was full
Sorry but that is not true, th-cam.com/video/WT3VFQ8wYZg/w-d-xo.html
TheRealBeatMaster they both were roasting the same country aka America XD
actually nope...they just roasted one. its too dangerous to roast putin in russia.
That moment when you watch both Urgant and Colbert shows and all of a sudden you see them together on Colbert's channel in a video about how he visited Russia and Urgant's show **mindblown**
Greetings from Saint Petersburg, Russia.
Вы же вроде та девушка которая с японскими корнями? Одно время часто всплывали в ленте и у меня прямо запомнилось имя в подсознании :D У вас есть инстаграм?
Me too! I watch both shows. I'm half Russian half American
Как же это странно, когда знаешь 2 языка.
А я знаю 3 и это ещё страннее
А я знаю 4
Имхо; по своим ощущениям, чем больше языков знаешь, тем больше понимаешь людей, но тем сложнее знать один конкретный на должном уровне...
Везет вам
А еще страшнее, когда знаешь русский и случайно прочитал твое имя.
The most classical Russian joke consists in only 2 words - *Колобок Повесился!* 😂
Abdullaev Iskandar now translate it to our American friends
Translation:
Pac-man hanged itself
Вот ещё одна:"Потому что гладиолус "
@@tiltrunnerrr млин, это же правда Колобок, только голодный.
@@tiltrunnerrr Haha, Pac-Man... Wtf
The joke wasn't told correctly. There was a flock of crows and they all asked the leading crow whether it know the way. And then it said, "I know for sure somewhere here gotta be a Schlagbaum -baum-baum * the sound of crows hitting the barrier * (Schlagbaum means barrier)
как раз хотел написать. Плюсую.
this is by the way very childish joke
Петр Долгорукий
Google Translate strikes again!
Wait, so the german word for a barrier is used in Russia? The more you know.
Garret LeBuis, so what, ofcourse it's about 30% google btw. I know i did many mistakes but i don't want to fix it because people can understand me anyway. I know for example what you can't say "she", you should say "it" if you mean some animal...etc
heide35007, yes, it's german word russians use for barrier
Петр Долгорукий In Spanish there are some VERY similar old kid's jokes... they do not translate to English well; same as this cool crow joke. One may work: ...2 balloons strolling in the desert, one says "watch out for the cactus" the other one says "what cactussssssssssssssss"
that russian joke is the reason i dont want to be a translator. good luck explaining a pun on another language
you know, if you really talented you'll find a way)) I watched some TV series in original English, then in Russian, sometimes I was surprised by translator's ability to translate those kinda untraslatable jokes in English, translate them not only to be funny, but having similar meaning. You know, people are amazing, they do amazing things, if being in the right place. Mostly I mean. There are tons of human trash of course))
She is actually just not a really good translator..She didn't know how to translate street barrier and said stop sign, and didn't explain that it is a pun.
It was a stupid joke anyways though😂
It's one of those things that can't be really translated to the point of May sense since it's simply a matter of pronunciation issues of words in a different language
Stop barrier has a name "schlagbaum" like it sounds when somebody hits it. There a lot of people may see in different sides and don't see this sing. Now it is a typical situation because a lot of people always look at thier smartphones. Giving a name of something like it sounds is the simplest way. It shows a russian typical approach to solve a problems.
Только здесь услышишь как Иван говорит на английском )
А где еще?
Alivados Евровидение в Москве
С Познером, где они путешествуют
Что весьма странно, с грамматическими ошибками. Хотя с другой стороны, Стивен кроме ложка - матрешка - балалайка ничего не сможет по-русски сказать.
так себе английский.
hi (sorry for my bad English)
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
love you
@Leemon TV Oh no! how did you find me?
suka, lol
"We cannot be friends until we have our first fight, so hit me."
*slap*
Best tradition ever.
Welcome to Russia 😁 this is the reason why I don't like parties with a lot of strangers
@@trned237 Hahahhh
@@trned237 шикарно шутканул)
Одна из причин, по которой я хочу свалить из России, это её грёбаные традиции: ударь меня, ограбь меня, посади в тюрягу за оскорбление чувств верующих...
@@user-gu4qh6hc7p в сша сидят 2.5 миллиона человек. Каждый 10 минимум человек в сша сидел или сидит. Вали...
Damn, its the best diplomatic relations in a world history! ))))
Another russian joke for you, folks:
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian got crashed on an uninhabited island. They'd been wandering around until one of them found a lamp with a genie in the bushes.
Genie: now I will fulfill 3 wishes of each of you.
English: I want a big house, an expensive car, and to get back home.
*vanishes after genie's finger click
French: I want 10 mistresses, a big tool, and to get back home.
*vanishes too
Russian: I want a box of vodka, a box of snacks, and you to bring my friends back.
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
I us to tell the same joke but there was 2 brunettes and a blond instead lol.
@@vortex775 😂😂
Ору. Годно
Зашёл глянуть комменты, а тут прям на Батле окси и дизастера... Одни русские
точно ахахахх, было интересно что американцы думают, оказалось всем нашим интересно
Wow, the Russian show host is a handsome multi lingual gentleman. Nice.
Bilingual not multilingual
иван, залогиньтесь
oh! you thought that it will be bear or babushka?
His english is actually quite poor
A lot of people in Russia speak English little bit
Stephen Cobert did more to unite the people of Russia and America in one late night show in Russia, than Trump has since the beginning of his presidency.
This was genius.
What do you mean?? Trump had a great meeting with Putin at G20 it lasted 2 hours.. name 1 bad thing Trump has done or said about Russia since he has become president?
Steve Polychronopolous
Well... apart from keeping Obama era sanctions in place... just a wee little one...
He bombed a close Russian ally (Syria). Multiple times.
Not easy to trump that when talking about Putin displeasing activities :')
Not saying I completely disagree with you though. If Trump and Putin didn't have the chummy vibes they do, this whole Russia&Elections story would have likely died ages ago.
Well, it doesn't really seem like this judging from the other Russia-bits he has.
Roooa2312 i don't know trump got penetrated hard by Putin. That has to be more of an union, right?
Sharing vodka together like that is no joke if I'm not mistaken! It warms my heart to see. Our quarrel is def not with the Russian people.
Also I fucking love those pickles.
That Russian fisherman was too drunk to remember any good Russian joke
He is fisherman
Totally agree
Because he's fisher
Some typical Russian joke:
Russian, American and German were on a island. They were captured by the Cannibals and forced to bring 10 berries or fruits. The first back American with 10 peaches. Cannibals told: "if you put all the peaches in your ass without making a sound, we will let you go, if it's not, we will eat you." The American screamed and was eaten. Next came Russian with 10 cherries and he also was eaten. Then, in paradise, American meets Russian and asks why did he died. Russian says: "Everything was going well, I put 9 in, but then I've seen a German with Pineapples"
Roman Yankulin ahahahaha
Haha, classic
@@TheElmar27 vi tozhe from england? )))
@@MrLexuzzz yes! I from England, America! My presedent is Mikl Jordan! 😂👌 С одной стороны смешно, с другой стороны грустно и неловко.
classic 80ties joke :)
Deadpan face: "that is one of the most funniest jokes I heard in my life"
streglof that's called sarcasm, have you heard about that?
I think it's a satire.
RUSSIA+USA=FRIENDSHIP
streglof !
приезжайте все на чемпионат мира по футболу!!!
somehow i feel like russians and americans are actually quite similar and we'd get on great if not for our respective governments.
finally...
Humans from one country are the same as humans from another country? WTF? Who would've thunk? Maybe....just maybe, all humans are the same from within. Not sure though.
If not for US government. I'm glad you have this feeling. Elsewhere it's called common sense.
actually, if you research beyond the news, you'll see that russia has been asking for cooperation and mutual regulation with the U.S. for decades, but U.S. officials have always been telling them to fuck off.
so U.S. gov is really the problem
@@ShineSpark88 Your logic doesn't seem to work for the humans in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and Syria.
Итак, уже 2020. Ждём, когда Стивен объявит что идёт в президенты, а? )
Обалденное шоу получилось, спасибо. Почему я его только сейчас увидел.
This is why we should be friends. Yes, we are different, but there is no reason we can't find common grounds and be cordial to each other. It's a shame that governments can't put people first. I want a positive relationship with Russia. They seem like awesome people. Much love to Russia.
Globalization can't be stoped. Lets go to a better future together
To tell the truth we are different but not much. I know what I am saying. I spent 3 years In MA in native America’s environment.
You do not understand how similar we really are. :-D More then you think. We are more similar to each other then the european nations to us.
What an awesome Russian comedian! Laughed out loud several times
Jordan Smith we love him) he is the best
he is jew not russian
илья винегрет he is a Russian jew
This is a Jewrussic Park
А ти кусок мяса, оно как правило не имеет не национальности не гражданства. Аминь
The Russian Russian Roulette! Fucking amazing!
"Are all these vodka?"
"Yes"
"Then why are we spinning it?"
"Cause it's the Russian Russian Roulette!"
LMAO
There a water in one of these glasses. That's will be your hit.
Therefore, it is called "Russian Russian". Twice Russian means there is no choice. Without a chance.
One of my favourite russian jokes (sorry for possible grammar mistakes):
Aliens had kidnapped German, American, Russian and put everyone in different solitary prison cells. Then aliens gave everyone two titanium balls and said: "You have 24 hours to decide how can you surprise us. The one who can surprise us mostly, will be free". Next day they came to German at first. He was juggling balls with one hand. Aliens answered: "Ok. Nice". Then they checked American. He was juggling balls with one hand, dancing and singing at the same time. Aliens answered: "Awesome! It looks like no chance for Russian. What else can he do with two titanium balls?". But anyway, they decided to visit him just for fun. They checked Russian, then came back to German and American and said: "Sorry. But we will free the Russian guy". Men asked: "But what did he do?". The answer was: "Two titanium balls- the first one is broken the second one is lost".
yeah, I do like this one, too :) But I guess it's difficult to remember a really funny joke when unexpectedly a stranger asks you to give him a good example of so called "Russian humor"...
I would love to see the aliens put everyone in the same solitary prison cell.
Russian, German and American occurred on uninhabited island. They tried to survive and suffered usual issues. One day they managed to catch a fish and fish turned out to be magical Golden Fish. So fish asked them to not eat it and instead it will grant their 3 wishes. American said - a crate of whiskey and bring me home. They drunk all whiskey and American disappeared. German said - a crate of schnapps and bring me home. They drunk all schnapps and German disappeared. Russian said - you ruined our such great company, three crates of vodka and bring those two back.
ytnamax lmao
not fckn funny
everything you need to know about Ivan Urgant is that he made out with Hugh Jackman on the main russian channel and nothing was cut. Bless.
How about the great adult films director Alessandro Pallini presenting his new progressive film where only male actors perform?)))
🤮🤮🤮
Видимо все хотят пососаться с джекманом. Такой ургант после поцелуя уходит в сторону и начинает радостно кричать🤣🤣 (отсылка на неудачную сцену поцелуя джекмана и холи берри в людях x).
Again... They've skipped/didn't translate one of the best jokes on that show...
*Urgant: ...This is the game of Russian-Russian roulette... There is vodka in all of the glasses...*
*Stephen: ...Wait... So every single one of them is the bullet? ...That's suicide! ...*
*Urgant: ...Don't say that if you haven't tried it yet ...*
Upvote so people don't miss one of the highlights of the show...
Да там еще куча шуток была. Они отрывок просто взяли!
И как это переводится?
да ничего особенного в этой шутке не было
- Это же суицид. - Не говори, если не попробовал. Норм же шутейка))
Урагнт - Это игра Русская -Рулетка.... Водка во всех стаканах....
Стивен ... Подожди ка.....Каждый из них пуля? (имеется ввиду заряжен =с водкой)... Это самоубийство....
Ургант.... Не говори так пока сам не попробуешь.
One good joke has been missed! After Stephen says "It's a suicide!" Urgant answers "If you haven't tried it, don't talk about it." if I've translated it correctly.
Jack Harsel don't knock it before you try it
Yeah I caught that. Those translators were sleeping.
Правильно перевел)
What a piece of history now, in March 2022. Evening Urgant apparently got canceled because Urgant did not support the war against Ukraine.
Putin khuylo
Я буду coffee and salad. Ничего что я с вами по английски разговариваю?
Я буду салат and кофе*
@@karka7185 Спасибо за перевод, а то не понятно ничего.
@@karka7185 нет блин пиццу и чай
@@allykid4720 я про то, как было там, а не перевод
@@karka7185 Так и я о том же.
That russian guy so funny.
@1 1
And?
@1 1 look like ross geller
@@alexka93 правильней будет "he is a Russian jew" если уж на то пошло)
@@alexka93 чувак,да ты английским в совершенстве!
He is))
A classic russian humour is:
- Do you wanna hear how is how easy it is to intrigue the person?
- Yes of cours.
- Ok - will tell you next time.
Omg, please don't do that anymore.
LUL
If fact, that's Italian one. Mentioned in a movie with Celentano, and than with the popularity of the movie become a "Russian" one.
vovauatube russians love the Celentano’s films
@@vovauatube por supuesto, Vladlen
Russia and USA are friends forever! Let's drink vodka and eat pickled cucumbers and not make war!
Let's go. Welcome to Russia))
Ок
Velkam tu Rasha
true!
No putler and trump are criminal friends, and ruSSia doesn't have any friends: only enemies and subordinates.
я один переживаю когда американские ведущие или блогеры делают выезды к нам, что кто-то что нибудь отчибучит и все блядь шаблон подтвержден, русские злые))?
тебе нечего переживать, ты не русский
Не один )
Well this just keeps getting more interesting
Шлагбаум-баум-баум-баум...
эй, рускый, надо больше лайка
я один нихера не понял эту шутку, что за дичь?
Stop sign is making a sound of stop sign.
по англ кстати BOOM barrier/gate!
.... я не понял
Штирлиц шёл по лесу, и увидел голубые ели.
Когда он подошёл поближе, то увидел что голубые не только ели, но и пили.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 на ту-же тему: Валерия Леонтьева спросили: как вы относитесь к гомосексуалам? Он ответил: как?! как?! отношусь и всё!
Смотришь такой, смотришь... И тут: ЯUSSIД ЩЕЕК!!!
Я очень сильно орал с этого
Это древнее заклинание
@@Galax8898 Я бы сказал древнейшее заклинание в истории!
I'm russian and I never heard a joke about vorona
Same. На самом деле только после комментариев понял в чем вообще был смысл шутки и на самом деле она так себе.
Молодой наверное) это анекдот из начала 90-х
me too lol
Crow, кар кар, а не vorona)
Ы пробило от "эбаут ворона"😅
Ну теперь Урганту надо в США поехать)))
deazy777 он там уже был с Познером
spends more time there than in rusia
@@user-pk6bk6nu6s
- я даже сейчас не знаю и знать не хочу - откуда что слизано... но тот Вечерний Ургант, со Стивеном - мне был интересен...
@@bendermoysha, а я этого и не отрицаю.
Но они там американцам не интересны)
Дыс ыс зэ фаниэст джоук ай эвэр херд ин май лайф
Boris Shmarlovsky blya budesh?
@@user-xk4wq7lj3x on net,no ya otvechiayu,blya budu
ми ту бро
А Ургант на английском нормально базарит
Pinbacker from the point of view of a person who does not do it - yes.
PinbackerFILM Только с ошибочкой :)
ургант магазинствует на английском!!
У него с Познером передача давно была в Америке... "Одноэтажная Америке"))
А вы думали что он не будет говорить ?
Oh man this is great. It's really nice to see how well they are getting along, and to see how friendly the Russian people can be (since obviously, Americans don't always see past the stereotypes). I enjoyed both Colbert and Urgant. Well done.
They will be friendly to you too if there is a camera crew filming your every move.
@@Uouttooo i don't think I wanna be friendly to you
It depends on everything. Some people think that if you go to Russia, then you can be hard beaten or murdered by local people just because you are a forigner. No the fact that you are forigner does not effect anything, you can be beaten even beeing local, and in some places it is obligant if you seem like a rich person. It does not depend on being a forigner it is just biased that if you are a forigner that is going to Russia, then probably you are a rich person too.
I have a special bum outfit for traveling some places.
This was amazing! The Russian host had some fantastic quips.
After 7 years living in Toronto, Canada, I moved back to Moscow.
I feel so safe,
Russia is incredibly picturesque!
What a dumb joke! :)) After living in one of the safest countries with friendly people and low crime rate - Canada, to feel safer in Russia you have to be a criminal. :) Try to travel 100 km away from Moscow center and there you can enjoy picturesque landscape: with ruins and life frozen in time in mid-last century, houses with no indoor plumbing and ancient roads.
@@natastudyN Moscow actually has slightly lower homicide rates than Toronto, though homicide in Toronto is racially bounded, so it's safer to be a white person in Toronto than in Moscow.
Nata Study geez apparently it’s been a while since your last visit to Moscow😄
Прикольно что в комментах тоже и Россия, и Америка.
I'm Russian and the dumb crow joke made me feel embarassed) Also thank you Steven for keeping an open mind and portraying my country so nicely. I was expecting some mean or sarcastic jokes, but you were very sweet. If you were running for president of Russia I would vote for you!)
I think it was one of those jokes that was so bad it's funny! But like bad puns- they're always the best.
Chocolate Muffin every country has dumb jokes.
knock knock.
who's there?
doctor
doctor who?
YA JUST SAID IT!
as well as
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The guy talking his joke is one of the cringiest thing i've ever saw
//from RU
Another Russian here: it might not be the funniest, but it certainly is one of the most well known ones, which is what the fisher dude was asked for.
Chocolate Muffin ха! Лол! Что ты оправдываешься тут Релакс ахах
That russian comedian is a funny guy. I didn't expect him to jump on the presidency jokes. :3
What? What else could they joking about except presidency lol?
I like how he said "Evening UРГANT"
"Это самая смешная шутка, что я когда либо слышал в своей жизни 😐" В конце убило🤣🤣
Стивен молодец. Нам понравилось как ты себя вел тут. Приезжай еще. И у тебя Стивен замечательное чувство юмора.
Yeah nice one. Please dont pretend to be Russian ever again
А у тебя охуенное знание переводчика гугл) Ебаные наркоманы, я то думал, только наши пытаются прикинуться европейцами
@@AndreeePoww они обучаются.......
Schlagbaum isn't a stop sign, it's actually a boom barrier... u know, the type you see at railroad crossings, and paid parking lots.. FYI
2020 через 3 дня конец года , ютуб решил порекомендовать этот видос , с чего бы это ?
3 января 2021.
Ютуб решил мне это рекомендовать :)
С того, что сейчас вместо Байдена или Трампа народ выберет Стивена и все будут счастливы
@@lady_wearel_lp аминь 🙏🏻
Omg... I hope that “the funniest joke in Russia” was sarcasm
you got it right
I'm Russian, but I firstly heard this joke
yes,it was
"It is shown at Trump tower"👈OMG I died laughing!
That Urgant dude was slick. I like that guy.
Mr Colbert. You are always welcome!😊
Thank you for being so kind)))
Its so unbelievle. As a russian I want to say that america and russia just must be friends.
We just need our governments to quit being evil.
Urgant is very handsome and much know a lot about our tv if he says "I'm more Fallon than John Oliver"...
R S well he work in this industry what did you expect) late night shows in the shape it is today was born in USA, so ofc when Urgant (Russian host) wanted to do something similar, he most likely researched in this matter)
Он признавался в одном интервью, что ему нравятся комедийные американские шоу.)
american?
This Russian host speaks in English really good.
Beka Najm,he is not Russian, he is Jew.
Ти же в свою очередь кусок мяса оно как извесно не имеет национальности!
дмитрий мищенко,ты мне или Ване?)
Сергей Поляков идиот?
@@user-rn1jn4ri7i He is Russian 😂
- How many watches?
- Six watches.
- Such much?
- For whom how…
- MGIMO finished?
- A-a-a-ask!..
I've read another version:
- What's on watch?
- Four o'clotch.
- Such much?!
- For whom how...
In any case, it's a joke for the natives. Not for foreigners.
привет, друг) Мгимо финишд)
Вообще-то начинается.
- Which watch?
Maxim Jochim не знал что аж из Касабланки корни растут ))) спасибо
Проект Резидент поясните юмор, кроме как точного неправильного перевода , я больше ничего не понял
It is a big pleasure to see two of my favorite comedians together. Stephen and Ivan are both very intelligent and clever men, so I hope one day we can see them together again.
Wish love and peace to all of you!
Colbert/Stewart 2020
Stewart/Colbert 2020
Those pickles look delicious.
They got my Vote... even though it doesn't matter, but still.
As a foreigner I think Steve would be more entertaining than the current tv-host president. This one is a bit scary ( all though funny ), with that much power and that childish temper.
Fanboy Hex thats why we lost the election
Damn that host is a hot russian daddy
Urgant giving you urges?
Sus
Luis8172
Vanya is the cutest thing ever :3
His dad is a famous director and actor and he is an actor and TV presenter.
Mr. Urgant, it would be nice if you just stop using fake accounts to complement yourself
Luis8172 If I was gay i'd collude with him. If you know what I mean! 😉
нихира не понял, но смотрел с большим интересом. рулетка понравилась.
Хоть кто-то признался.А то вишь собрались полиглоты,типа все английский знают,на самом деле большинство комментов от русскоязычных на ломанном английском.
Я вам больше скажу, сами переводчики ужасно переводят...
@@syaodrey8086 Все знают английский, когда под рукой Гугл переводчик)
Я так вообще больше сотни знаю!
@@syaodrey8086 одно дело понимать английский, а другое - умело говорить на нём, так что претензия довольно странная, скажу я вам.
@@samdrow8268 ммм, даже американцы не шибко свой язык знают.
сидишь понимаешь, и тебе переводят, и ты такой: aww, okay
не ему переводят, а телезрителям.
He's like Fallon without the HAHAHAHA *slaps the table*
That was really good, the Russian guy is funny as hell....
Actually he is jewish
ну ты и мудак.
Судя по твоему имени ты представитель одной из наций которая сношаеться с парнокопытными.
He is Russian, don't hear nothing. 3/4 - Russian, 1/4 - estonian
@Dan Khrutski lol, It sounds like racism 😅😁
Неважно откуда Вы, из какой страны и какой национальности, а важно какой Вы человек! Из России с любовью!🇷🇺💗 No matter what country you are from and what is your nationality...important what kind of person you are! From Russia with love! 🇷🇺💗
Svet V_okne where Russia?
@@reddkidd7198 in your heart
Эх, а теперь ни вечернего урганта, ни таких классных вещей, которые нас объединяют
Ага(
@@saintjust3703 нас объединяет Киркоров
Oh, Stephen!! If only I knew ... you came to St. Petersburg and I didn't know!!!! I would soooo much like to meet you. Next time, maybe.)- your admirer, girl from Russia
No, I'm not Jewish.)
Darya Lichtner so you have a false identity? Like Putin when he worked in the KGB?
Yep.)))
But in Soviet Russia you don't work in KGB. KGB works in you... (read with thick russian accent) ;)
One shot of vodka and Colbert wants to run for president.
Someone should've given him drinks sooner
it was water i see. the faces didn't change after drinks.
Have you seen how much the man drinks on elections?
@@TheDenall vodka is very good in Russia
The crow flies...and smacks into a stop sign and it says: Oh, stop sign-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai.
I can't believe this happened nearly a year ago and I missed it! Perfection!!! )))
“Shlugbaobaobaobao....hehe” -Russian Fisherman
Jimmy Fallon needs to go on Mr. Urgant's show.
that's what i'm talking about..!!
Встреча двух легендарных мужиков❤. Коллаб века
Wow love founding this... I can understand an intervju in Russia...thanks from Sweden 💓
This week's guest on Evening Urgant, Natalia Veselnitskaya
aishx oh zing! 😂
The Urgant Show went on holiday in July. So СNN again crapped ))))
4:09 🎵"I'm a Scatman!!!"🎵
🤣🤣🤣🤣
ahaha
I watch that Urgant's show, now I am watching Stephen's show. And both are just great! Hi, december 2019!
This feeling when 2 showmen make more than our governments together
Schlagbaum is not a stop sign it's a tollgate. It's a German word. The joke got lost in translation.
"Schlagbaum" russians call only a striped stick that closes the passage. The remaining obstacles have their own Russian names.
Eric Ragnar, it was bad anyway
@@MsDaisyCv correct
It's never possible to translate a joke cause you can only interpret it. If she had said "tollgate" it would have had no sense cause saying tolgate-gate-gate doesn't imitate the sound of the tollgate itself.
Another Russian joke (sorry for english):
American guy and Russian guy at Hell reception.
Somebody asking them:
- Which one Hell you choosing? There is an American Hell and there is a Russian Hell.
Guys asking:
- What the difference?
- In American Hell you will be drinking 1 bucket of shit everyday. In Russian Hell you will be drinking 2 buckets of shit everyday.
American guy:
- I choosing American one. 1 bucket is less than 2 buckets. Logical. Easy.
Russian guy:
- Well, i'm a patriot, i like everything Russian's, so i choosing a Russian Hell.
One month later they met. And Russian guy asking:
- How are you there?
- Well.. 1 bucket everyday. Yep..
Then American guy gladly asking:
- And what about you? How in there, in Russian Hell?
- As usually: or there is no buckets, or not enough a shit for everyone :))
вот это я проорал))
Неплохо
LOL, super анекдот ; спасибо
Не смешная шутка
Объясните пж
Типо у нас дохуя патриотов и поэтому не хватает?
The funniest thing in this joke is the translation: a STOP sign instead of a railroad crossing gate.
It's a boom barrier! Not a gate.
@@michaelovrutsky5927 In the US they are called gates: railroad crossing gates, tollgates.
@@david672orford и как давно Давид чапел проживает в США? Специалист по железным дорогам?
The right joke: Two crows flying forward. One speaks to another: "Be careful, somewhere here is shlagbaum..." *BAUM*
Shlagbaum is a kind of barrier. BAUM is a sound of crow hit the barrier.
это уже модифицированная версия, оригинальная ,как раз была без подробностей, и помню её уже лет 20 минимум.
Так же,как сказать, что шутка - Колобок повесился, не правильная...Настоящая это - Колобок решил повесится....
This... Was the greatest gift ever!
the diplomacy, the harmony and the best part...
the presidency mention.
Its not just Bill Nye saving the world. ;) All you beautifuls are playing a wonderful part.
We thank you for the joy during confusing stupid times.
Давайте дружить ! From Russia with Love
thats right
СССР ведь уже дружила. Что было не так?
BoBa K политика стран наших вот что не так!!!
@@bobak5126 СССР у него дружила, лол
Мастерство Музыки в конце 1980-х и 90-х дружила. Чем Горби и Ельцин не друзья Америки? И что было взамен дружбе?
Hey! Wonderful video! From Rusland with love ❤️ thanks.
Funny how they always mention "State TV" when mentioning TV channels in Russia.
While BBC that is tax funded is never mentioned in same way.
Pretty much every country has state TV. Including my country Sweden. Which we btw are forced by law to pay for with our taxes. So much for "Freedom" :)
True that, every country has state tv.
I dunno, when I watch any BBC news video I also have the TH-cam disclaimer.
It's not even remotely the same thing and you know it isn't. State media censoring dissent and taxpayer-funded media is not even in the same universe, and you can't claim it is just because there is a slight left-wing bias at SVT and probably the BBC too, which is inevitable whenever actual humans are involved. If different people worked there there could be a slant to the right-wing, it doesn't really matter when ultimately the vast majority of the reporting is accurate and unbiased (which it IS, regardless of what you in your (probably right-wing) fantasy world thinks). Russian state media is NOT unbiased, period.
@@TheLastCrusader22 SVT is biased and it is state runned. You dont have to believe it. Swedes have their heads stuck in their arses and they will rather believe the state than their own eyes.
"Slight left wing" for heavems sake it's more socialist than my home country of Yugoslavia ever was 🤣🤣
@@abc-eq9so Let me guess, you're from Serbia? That would explain your obvious right-wing views (and your willingness to defend Russian state-owned television).
SVT is not state-owned, it's TAXPAYER-owned technically speaking, and regardless, politicians or political institutions have no say in what they publish or don't publish, what they air or don't air. I've just told you the facts, you can accept them or not.
And I'm not left-wing btw, before you bother accusing me of that