Beff Jezos seems to be a little bit off in all honesty. SpaceX hardware/rockets looks epic, historic and timeless. Blue Origins' rockets look like tiny little penises.... He's smart enough to be worth almost 200 billion dollars but didn't have the foresight to see that people would think it's rockets look like really tiny penises?
Plot twist: halfway up to space Jeff bezos family is watching him go up and up when suddenly KABOOM! The rocket seems to fold over on itself as it shatters into pieces time seems to stand still. Three minutes later. A heavily charred body falls into a lake by the launch pad
Anything past the karma line is considered space, you mean we have not made it past the exosphere( outter layer of atmospheric orbit), if so, I agree with you, outside orbit space is a a vacuum so we simply would not be able to stay anywhere and instead be absorbed into nothingness.
Its really difficult to survive for the 5 years or so of the mission duration to mars. You need a LOT of supplies as well as radiation shielding etc. And you need backup after backup if something goes wrong, no one can save you.
Breaking news: Space got pregnant.
Ikr
Lol 😂
Proof you were not alone
ANOBODY CHANGE THE LIKES
That is coby
I have a feeling Jeff Bezos created this rocket for Uranus 😂
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Extremely precious! 😆😆👏🏻👏🏻😂🤣🤣🤣
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The bad ending: Jeff Bezos lands
They shoulda just let Wally funk and Daemen land
Is there a reason everyone hates this guy? 😂
@@godoftestoe7956almost all his employees (except for the ass kissing ones) don’t like him
Why do you hate him so much?
@@spartanracerhate such a strong word 😭
Personally I would not want to fly in a Amazon rocket.
Better than Boeing at this point 🗿🗿
This is a billionaire’s roller coaster
They shoulda left him in space
agreed
stfu, why? Literally tousands of people and their families are living from his bussiness, he is providing them resources to live. Tf u saying?
Well even if they wanted they would be incapable of doing it on that capsule
Yes
Well you can’t put that small dildo looking rocket into orbit cause it is a bit small
That has to be the greatest representation of a man compensating for something.
No more than musk or Branson
I doubt Musk is trying to compensate for anything. I genuinely believe Musk wants to inspire everyone to be excited for the future.
Can we all agree it looks like a pp
The balls are too small
😂 give or take but yea. 😂
Yes
5 years old? A pp?
Pepe
We should make the official height where space starts exactly one foot higher than he flew in this suspiciously shaped rocket
Ayo that tip.🤨🤨🤨
It’s just a rocket…
I think the entire rocket is not efficient. The ratio of payload and launch vehicle is so bad, it only made it to suborbital.
@@imansn7419it was only built for suborbital.. you'd have to move downrange to go orbit and would make the booster landing 8x harder
they didnt even go to space, they went to the exosphere/thermosphere
@parallaxis You're beautiful.
Could I have your number??
Fr
Does it really matter though? He went to the edge of space, not that big of a difference.
@@bacontheclown2502yes Fr. He didn’t see no curvature
Also known as space
The thing looks like my thing.
Too small to be mine
AYOOO
@@bigkingzezo holy its mine now
the only thing that stands out is the size
Too small for me
I like how the astronaut inside were just like:yeah🤠✋
Elon would have went up, came back down, landed on it's own, got in his tesla and went back to work.
Dammit…..
No. He would have promised that, but failed to deliver year after year after year….
This is the only rocket launch I’ve ever seen that didn’t fill me with joy
So we not gonna talk about how they stole Goku’s capsule ohh ok ✅💯🤣🤣🤣😂✔️😅
“Back from Space” 😂🤣 bro they went like 10km in altitude 😂
107 km. Most used definition for the beginning of space is 100 km.
@@sebastiannolte1201 they didn’t go 107km
😢 y'all can like t girls it's ok
@@JoaoPinto2034 but they actually did reach space?
Thought we were witnessing a scene in Austin Powers
Comedy Gold
Now that you mention it....
*_Squints at Bezos_*
Dr. Evil?!?
Bezos in a grey jumper: "Myehehehe!"
imagine being able to deliver something across the world in under 30 min
space be like: 20km in space not above atmosphere
orbit 100km re-entry 1000 degrees celsius
blue origin: 20km no re-entry
Fun fact, we can use parachutes to land
They broke a record…with a giant phallic symbol…
Amazon logo is a phallic symbol...
Dude, perfect actually went in that rocket because I watched it today
Im hearing jeff went to go see there new amazon warehouse in space
I roll my eyes when feminists say rockets look p"allic but here it's kind of hard to argue 🤣
Damn what a missed opportunity to have no more Jeff
It takes YEARS OF TRAINING for this considering they only get ten minutes and reentry starts
Took 5 minutes and there was no reentry since they never reached orbit
“Do you need a cigarette?”
Smart men went into the clouds came back down 😂
Slapping and "Amazon Basics" on the side of it seems appropriate lol
Nice trip to the upper atmosphere 😂😂😂
Where did the rest of his rocket go? Oh that’s right he doesn’t have reusable rockets, let alone ones that go into actual space.
They should add two round shaped boosters on either sides if the rocket
A wise man once said: “Still can’t get it up… to orbit, lol”
Someone ordered 1 day shipping on the moon
😂
That was me
Express delivery got too express 😅
Dudes perfect is in the rocket!
Round is not scary, pointy is scary
Much respect this changes my mind about this whole thing
Breaking news: Space cowboy really exists
Bezos will never be Elon Musk!
Dude perfect went on that
Passengers suffered a hard landing.
Phalic as all hell. That was purpose built my boy. Them engineers knew what was up (the tip was up)
Just like Dr. Evil.
Feel sorry for blue origin, they will never be as good as SpaceX
Now of only they had parachutes for the crew cabin of the challenger (1986).
Bro was really standing at the urinal one morning and boom, the inspiration hit him!
Just imagine the same thing that happens to the ocean gate by submersible happens to the rocket💀
The highly pressurized fuel is inside the capsule, not outside of it...
jeff wanted to visit the Sun, then changed idea😅
Dude perfect is there!”
Same rocket but 3yrs apart
It was a dude perfect dare not Jeff bezos
This is what you can afford if you won’t pay your employees a living wage.
Johnson:
Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
Colonel:
What is it, son?
Johnson:
I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Whoever wins the Zuckerberg vs musk fight has to fight bezos
This is just a Low Earth Orbit Space Tourism Rocket for private travel
Beff Jezos seems to be a little bit off in all honesty. SpaceX hardware/rockets looks epic, historic and timeless. Blue Origins' rockets look like tiny little penises.... He's smart enough to be worth almost 200 billion dollars but didn't have the foresight to see that people would think it's rockets look like really tiny penises?
"Tiny"
Bro thats earth sized what you talkin about
It was intentional. He sucks.
What does it matter how it looks if it was the best design they had? Are you throwing a working project away because it looks like a pp? 😮
Looks like the type of rocket Dark Helmet would use.
They weren’t even in space, they were well short, but, meh, Earth is round.
Elon where u at lol
His ex wife had her fingers and toes crossed and said let this be an Apollo 13 mission LOL😂😂
Nice shape rocket. All it needs is 2 bulbous fuel tanks on the lower end.
Hello, please be careful of the development of the country's affairs! We saw a third person secretly.
Lol can't find one positive comment about bezos😂😂
I’d rather go on the Soyuz or the Boeing star liner
Plot twist: halfway up to space Jeff bezos family is watching him go up and up when suddenly KABOOM! The rocket seems to fold over on itself as it shatters into pieces time seems to stand still. Three minutes later. A heavily charred body falls into a lake by the launch pad
Jeff knows something we don't when he went up there
Beautiful, So 💡innovative
Jeff Bezos with perfect dudes ❤
Blue Origin has yet to get to space... to this very day.
You are confusing space with orbit
Anything past the karma line is considered space, you mean we have not made it past the exosphere( outter layer of atmospheric orbit), if so, I agree with you, outside orbit space is a a vacuum so we simply would not be able to stay anywhere and instead be absorbed into nothingness.
It is legally in space. It however did not make it past the firmament
Space and orbit are two very different things.
anything past the clouds is in space my son 😎@@ChowTY42
Can someone tell this media that they were not in space ?!?
I’m loving this space race
I hate shorts with a sad ending.
Women: it's small.
Imagine if it backed up and exploded
I watched this live that day thinking I’m about to see: a billionaire blow up or a sex ad
Here comes the crew capsule back from the Firmament,..
Space??? Looks like he went high enough to call it space but not high enough to hit the firmament. Just like nasa.
Are Bezos and Musk trying to see who can create the more phallic looking rocket?
So how far up did they go? I didn't see space as they usually portray it.
Bezos is crazy
Same day dealivery is crazy
Reminds me of the opening sequence of austin powes
That rocket looks alot like…
Space got pregnant 😂
Rich people problems.
If only Elon would do the same
OMG I WATCH THIS TODAY
He made it back 😢
Mr.P the rocket
As spacex drago dows to orbit and falcon nine has its 300th landing lol
Where’s mr. Bigglesworth?
“It’s dark up here”. Yeah it’s called Space.
Meanwhile we still haven't even landed a man on Mars yet...
Its really difficult to survive for the 5 years or so of the mission duration to mars. You need a LOT of supplies as well as radiation shielding etc. And you need backup after backup if something goes wrong, no one can save you.
We gon need you to pay taxes then
@@prussianbirdproductions56no nasa has a budget of 2 billion (very little) and private company plans to do it
Nah Jeff Bezos went to space on a flying space dong
Jeff's pull out game is suborbital
He ain't paying no child support
He forgor rubber
The lady is telling you are going to space ...
So they did know until this moment?
Where is the footage of him actually in it?
Goes over the ice wall*
Bro they didn't even show him going to space
cuz he didn’t
@@Whosiloyes he went up too 107km or something. That's past the 100km Karman line so it's technically space.
Is he suppose to be the Slim Pickens character?
Major Kong!