Burning All the Rice - The Headgum Podcast - 163

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  • Emma, Anya, Allie, and Marika all gang up on Geoff for an hour.
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ความคิดเห็น • 169

  • @brianyobbz497
    @brianyobbz497 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    This is exactly like watching barbie and Oppenheimer at the same time.
    Lots of powerful women and Geoff nuking the flow of conversation

    • @stevemyers3082
      @stevemyers3082 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If only he was wearing his dumb hat

    • @markpmcd
      @markpmcd ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i am become geoff... destroyer of girls...s' conversations

  • @Thickolas
    @Thickolas ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Okay honestly this is a top-tenner, the energy is perfect. Shout out to Emma who looks at Geoff like she's planning his disappearance from minute 1

    • @AnAdequateViolinist
      @AnAdequateViolinist ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Top ten episode, top ten most wanted by the FBI

    • @Thickolas
      @Thickolas ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AnAdequateViolinist First one, then the other

  • @matthewsurina9547
    @matthewsurina9547 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The OG line of "365 Degrees" was changed to "365 burned specks". He took a lyric already about a high temperature that would burn rice and made it about how much rice is there, in a song about burning rice. This has ruined my weekend.

    • @agneseditsstuff
      @agneseditsstuff ปีที่แล้ว +8

      very good point. Geoff could sadly never grasp this.

    • @Lethalogica
      @Lethalogica 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This is more than an outrage this is... fine

  • @camilocalvo-alcaniz553
    @camilocalvo-alcaniz553 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Rice this, rice that. When is Geoff going to rice to the occasion and shine?

  • @jamesfinch73
    @jamesfinch73 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    All of them openly laughing when he says he wants to be involved in decision making was gold.

  • @ThePantheons
    @ThePantheons ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'm sorry but the energy on this is magnificent. This is the best episode of THP ever created and that's on BOUBA KIKI

    • @CameronSlaysTBE
      @CameronSlaysTBE ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You know it’s real when you put it on Bouba Kiki

  • @Mimmest1
    @Mimmest1 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    An absolute all-star cast, soured by Geoffrey's mere presence

  • @slaygi
    @slaygi ปีที่แล้ว +38

    this girl squad is slaying :') best ep in a while! Geoff have u heard of betterhelp

  • @elliotkeil6063
    @elliotkeil6063 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The only podcast that can darken the brightness of Fridays. Somebody file an injunction or something. A class action for a class act, of sorts.

    • @AlbertRutter
      @AlbertRutter ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's really good

    • @elliotkeil6063
      @elliotkeil6063 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AlbertRutter you’re really good

  • @laylahassomethingtosay
    @laylahassomethingtosay ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Regarding 47:45, this was actually one of my fav episodes! Idk if I'm alone on this, but I actually like when everyone gets along💁🏻‍♀ Especially with a cast as great as this one! I do also like it when Geoff is antagonistic-- the only times it doesn't work for me is when it seems like the guests are trying to have a bad time

    • @Thickolas
      @Thickolas ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think having a group of guests who are really clicking with Geoff stuck in the producer's seat to occasionally disrupt proceedings is something like the ideal setup for the pod

    • @Nintendude61
      @Nintendude61 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best vibes are always when Geoff remembers to relax

  • @girlgirlgirl1661
    @girlgirlgirl1661 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    allie is so funny she needs her own podcast

    • @ThePantheons
      @ThePantheons ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Allie rules. When she explained she bought an old timey nightcap and oil lamp combo so she could wander her house and shout "WHO GOES THERE?" i knew she was a perfect 10

    • @andante4904
      @andante4904 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She’s hilarious when she has someone to bounce off her energy.

  • @ark_isle8936
    @ark_isle8936 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Marika is a starch industry nepo baby!?! This explains nothing.

  • @thyme1
    @thyme1 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Allie's laugh is very contagious

  • @agneseditsstuff
    @agneseditsstuff ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Marika's dad's shirt said "Rice is Life", as per episode 83 where you discussed him wearing it on the Today Show. Epic shirt, btw.

    • @agneseditsstuff
      @agneseditsstuff ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm not insane I just happened to listen to it a few days ago lol

    • @stokahrr
      @stokahrr ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@agneseditsstuffa headgum podcast listener saying “I’m not insane” is… for lack of a better term… false

    • @gambabom307
      @gambabom307 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Art imitating RICE

    • @agneseditsstuff
      @agneseditsstuff ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stokahrr you make a solid point.

    • @C4rps
      @C4rps ปีที่แล้ว +4

      next musical bits, episode dropping soon?

  • @DonJewxote
    @DonJewxote ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This was the perfect group of guests

  • @SarcasticPersona
    @SarcasticPersona ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This energy, this... this... joy. All of the women were be joy and made me get wise. Petition to have all four become permanent hosts of the podcast and thus Geoff ceases and desists (I'm a representative of ReJoy [I'm not actually]).

  • @karmaheaven7
    @karmaheaven7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how most of the episode has a chill pace, and then the ending ramps up out of nowhere-great ep!

  • @kevinwilliams3449
    @kevinwilliams3449 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has been my favorite episode of the podcast of all time. I enjoy Geoff having to CATCH himself.

  • @SamMooney1607
    @SamMooney1607 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    //Burning All The Rice - 26:38 // 🔥🍚🔥
    Ah, watch out!
    You might carbonize jasmin.
    Parboiled,
    Grains that are for scorching.
    The con-sis-ten-cy of sand.
    Burning all the rice!
    Scald scraps,
    Wait ‘til the wok gets nasty.
    Singed sand,
    You’ll need angioplasty.
    There has got to be fish sauce.
    Charring all the grains!
    Here’s your Bamba, char the grains
    Time for ODin’ on soy.
    Long grain white rice is here.
    Flamed enough but not too much,
    Cauterized grains sear thus.
    Imagine beaches of rice.
    Ah, all scorched!
    Hey, you might need some hoisin!
    OMSB,
    Anything else is poison.
    Three hundred sixty-five burnt specs.
    Burning all the rice!
    🔥🍚🔥

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono ปีที่แล้ว

      i think he said “burnt specks”

  • @Drijen
    @Drijen ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "let's start with Emma, as if I was reading a book" I mean cmon now Geoff you made me snurtle out loud and that is a snort and a chuckle.

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried ปีที่แล้ว +14

    All women episode! 1 minute in and we're all ganging up on Geoff 😂

  • @maddyfrangipani9680
    @maddyfrangipani9680 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the first ep of the headgum podcast I've ever considered rewatching. I wouldn't, obviously, but I did consider.

  • @lotrfun-xv1ic
    @lotrfun-xv1ic ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can imagine Geoff burning the midnight rice coming up with these songs

  • @andante4904
    @andante4904 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the episodes where I actually laughed out loud. Love the energy from the girls especially Anya and Allie. Of course Josh tried to sour it but thankfully to no avail. Whoever pitched to put his ass behind the desk is a genius

  • @Sarah-vr2jq
    @Sarah-vr2jq ปีที่แล้ว +9

    another girls ep, my favorite kind. geoff's absolute bewilderment at the energy in the room shows that he is not a girls girl. he wasn't the only guy in a female friend group in high school and it shows.

  • @ThePantheons
    @ThePantheons ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Marika: my queen
    Allie: my princess
    Anya: my liege
    Emma: my empress
    Geoff: myopia

    • @bryanburns4874
      @bryanburns4874 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      myocarditis

    • @ThePantheons
      @ThePantheons ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bryanburns4874 😂

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Geoff: meibomian gland dysfunction

    • @bryanburns4874
      @bryanburns4874 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@incog.nyto. dreyes and thankles, that’s dry eyes and THIN ankles

  • @matthewvoggel5385
    @matthewvoggel5385 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Can't state enough how much Geoff deserved this

  • @Sunroc
    @Sunroc ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Finally Geoffrey is put in his place.

  • @stevemyers3082
    @stevemyers3082 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Geoff is behaving like a first grade boy trying to impress the girl(s) he likes

  • @clipz2520
    @clipz2520 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This show is so dang funny 😂😂 Geoff lets the joison flow

  • @i2cube
    @i2cube ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is such a good episode. Please have this line up again in the future

  • @crazofrick8256
    @crazofrick8256 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've watched so many episode's of this show and I've never heard Geoff say "Be Joy", but I am aware of the running joke of Joy

    • @CollinRapp33
      @CollinRapp33 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t remember the episode, but I think I remember a time when he interrupts everyone to shout “BEEEEE…….JOYYY….”

  • @komatosfulcrum
    @komatosfulcrum ปีที่แล้ว +2

    energy in this episode is off the charts good. loved it

  • @kelkanta
    @kelkanta ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Geoff has better energy when he’s in a remote location, headgum pls force him to isolate 🎉🎉☮️☯️🕉☢️

  • @Sugaronacid
    @Sugaronacid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Such a good vibe, they seemed like they were having such fun and/or his expense

  • @comeon000
    @comeon000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I live for Geoff's songs that are joy.

  • @aotscout1120
    @aotscout1120 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love all these ladies, great to have so many back on the show!

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Geoffrey on the Street” is an absolute goldmine waiting to happen. Think of the TikTok virality behind that

  • @ShadyRyRy
    @ShadyRyRy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Phenomenal ep, an absolute all timer

  • @firstnamelastname4752
    @firstnamelastname4752 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was a fucking excellent episode. It works so well when everyone else brings the heat, and it's not just Geoff setting the house on fire.

  • @thesuperherosoul
    @thesuperherosoul ปีที่แล้ว +7

    See, it doesn’t really matter what Geoffrey pulled these women or for use of a better word, victims, away from. Because at the end of the day there is nothing that matters less in this infinite universe than this show. It has barely a leg to stand on (Geoff’s horrendously thin thankles or otherwise). Keep up the great work.

  • @akselhenriklessum8547
    @akselhenriklessum8547 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pod is on an insane hot streak latelt, brava

  • @stevenagelutton4322
    @stevenagelutton4322 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    easily one of the best episodes.... ever? It felt like Geoff was truly, for lack of a better term, Humbled to feel that that that Joy of this episode/it all

  • @Zz2311_
    @Zz2311_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is my favorite podcast somehow

    • @C4rps
      @C4rps ปีที่แล้ว

      couldnt have said it better

  • @Pinwill_
    @Pinwill_ ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favourite episodes of show so far! Perfect vibe, perfect guests!

  • @curtiscrover5544
    @curtiscrover5544 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm sick of this podcast's shameless promotion of critical rice theory

    • @YoSammitySam
      @YoSammitySam ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment deserves all the awards.

  • @TheAdamPhilipShow
    @TheAdamPhilipShow ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this dynamic so much. More of this.

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a roasting of Geoff, of sorts! Fun ep.

  • @featherbird666
    @featherbird666 ปีที่แล้ว

    Allie's delivery of "spoiler alert, the show's been out for twenty fuckin years" and Anya's delivery of "I thought I was a surgeon but I'm not and she LEAVES" live rent free in my brain. I'll be at work doing my little tasks and that'll be playing on a loop in my head. Absolute moment.

  • @ConverseSC
    @ConverseSC ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was like watching a little boy being bullied by a group of popular girls in his class. This likely mirrors Geoff’s real life struggles in school, because as we all know, girls mature faster at that age and are naturally taller and stronger. Also Geoff's ankles were brittle and thin; absolutely made of sand.

  • @humanperson8061
    @humanperson8061 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was a great episode.

  • @YimstaNation
    @YimstaNation ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Geoff is the little brother who wanders into his sisters slumber party and they take that opportunity to bully the fucker.

  • @brandonwilcox3307
    @brandonwilcox3307 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was a great episode despite the fact that the hero of the story (Amir) was missing because the villain (Geoff) got taken down a peg(ging or otherwise)

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want a live performance of All of the Rice when you go on tour!

  • @Lysterine
    @Lysterine ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Scald sand, then call it rice thereafter
    Ooo baby
    Braised grains are what we're after
    There has got to be a new host for this show
    FIRE GEOFFRY JAMES

  • @tylerhawkins307
    @tylerhawkins307 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Top 5 episode, keeping it one hundred!

  • @BintaCoulibal
    @BintaCoulibal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    26:38 (for my rice-based geoff playlist)

  • @alexdh2001
    @alexdh2001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    theres something so funny about geoff being a disembodied voice for most of the pod while the camera is on the women and then cutting to his smug face whenever he does a mediocre word play

  • @BaconManProd
    @BaconManProd ปีที่แล้ว +3

    57:27 is hilarious

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They do another long live stream you know this group needs to be reassembled

  • @heatherdunlop1713
    @heatherdunlop1713 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hyper sleepover vibes

  • @karyharps
    @karyharps 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Geoff is a generational talent and I will die on this hill

  • @adw4m
    @adw4m ปีที่แล้ว

    Burning all the Rice is your best one yet Geoff

  • @cooperwinslow7999
    @cooperwinslow7999 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anya is so Mommy-heimer

  • @BigMcChriss
    @BigMcChriss ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think Geoff should have to be interrogated by 4 women on this podcast every week honestly

  • @megsward6758
    @megsward6758 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is the best episode that has Never been. and i say that with reverence.

  • @Decenium
    @Decenium ปีที่แล้ว

    Geoff: "Ive been trying to find my tiny tim" also "replenith"

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    36:56 made my heart stop for a moment out of excitement 🫀

  • @counterpoprecords
    @counterpoprecords ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best episode in a while 🤙

  • @algonquintraveler
    @algonquintraveler ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pause at 17:57 … Comedy is all about the silence between the jokes

  • @Daliabb
    @Daliabb ปีที่แล้ว +4

    VENMO EMMA ANYA ALLIE AND MARIKA FOR GIRL DINNER

  • @SuperCD93
    @SuperCD93 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best rice song yet

  • @trevorbennett3616
    @trevorbennett3616 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anya’s wrong, this is the best HG podcast by char

  • @TheGregbueno
    @TheGregbueno ปีที่แล้ว +8

    BURNED RICE IS A CRUTCH

  • @Brett.A
    @Brett.A ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jeff has never seen this many women before.

  • @falamble
    @falamble ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Geoff only talks about rice so much because he's bitter about getting knocked back by the Bread Lounge.

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron ปีที่แล้ว

    38:19 Geoff's reaction to Allie 😂

  • @stokahrr
    @stokahrr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There was a missed opportunity about soy poison being called ‘soison’ but the rest of the show was fine I guess

  • @macegb9364
    @macegb9364 ปีที่แล้ว

    We're gettin into GRITZ with this one boys 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @RacleandRaHill
    @RacleandRaHill ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yasss the Sadie Hawkins episode

  • @UFODave69
    @UFODave69 ปีที่แล้ว

    GOAT ep tbh

  • @skalty9868
    @skalty9868 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Being at a premium means it’s necessity gives it value, implying you lack it, which makes sense

  • @simonwayne7916
    @simonwayne7916 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is such a good episode 😂

  • @slaygi
    @slaygi ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Also i love headgum so much but you simply must start subtitling your TH-cam videos 😭 not just for accessibility which is reason enough but also just for general comprehensibility of overlapping dialogue like this

  • @matiasreba
    @matiasreba ปีที่แล้ว

    I got excited for a brief second before I realized Geoffrey was in the episode

  • @reko554
    @reko554 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the all women episodes are the best and just like me (youngest of 3 older sisters) is where Geoff is at his best self

  • @andydavidson6673
    @andydavidson6673 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why do Emma and Geoff have genuine chemistry

    • @Reecef266
      @Reecef266 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The crush-eyes this episode was off the charts

  • @benhillard919
    @benhillard919 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    good ep

  • @kelkanta
    @kelkanta ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Only girl in the world would’ve made my day rice-ified

  • @yahrinshechter286
    @yahrinshechter286 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone is like laughing at Geoff's jokes. I really didn't appreciate it.

  • @MukisaMujulizi
    @MukisaMujulizi ปีที่แล้ว

    Geoff needs to tell us where he got his shirt, because wow

  • @robertohoyos1734
    @robertohoyos1734 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omsby. Anything else is poison! 27:54

  • @JohnnyKenny
    @JohnnyKenny ปีที่แล้ว

    Anya said "This is the bar" about the omsb/poison line but I think she meant "These are bars"

  • @MobiusCoin
    @MobiusCoin ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anya is stunning

  • @timgehrsitz3267
    @timgehrsitz3267 ปีที่แล้ว

    David Byrne-ing all the Rice

  • @MackorBuck
    @MackorBuck ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I ❤ Emma

  • @beempboomp
    @beempboomp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can we have this lineup again please? Allie is my star, my shining light in these chine times

  • @Shellitronnn
    @Shellitronnn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    im PISSED anya brought up how toxic i was about her talking over jif’s parody before. she wouldn’t interrupt beethoven in the bottom of the 9th but she’ll lambast joff? not on my watch. or the one gorf is selling

  • @ThereWereHeroes
    @ThereWereHeroes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love this episode! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!

  • @hector2094
    @hector2094 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is this live