Because there is no comedy in the game otherwise except for people being tortured by playing the game or small steam player numbers saying how pathetic it is.
It's so fucking dumb logically as well, because these people are trying to live a free society, hidden from their opressive government. What's a better way to stay hidden than turning yourself into a massive drug operation?
Bro, the whole plot is that JFK went dictator... of all the presidents of the US they made JFK the dictator when the easiest call would've been Nixon. Just more evidence this wasn't actually made by 'Mericans.
Ya you cant lose this game you heal so fast and the enemy ai is so shit you can just stand behind a wall and spam the throw bat button until you win and even if you do somehow lose you can just push a button to skip the fight i dont think the hmfame has a game over screen.
No. This is far too deliberate. Every single shitty thing about it... it's almost as if you can see the gears turning in the head of a chronically online ultra-liberal. Haah, it's games like these that makes one despise hypocrisy above all else.
The mental gymnastics that this game has to pull to try to make the Heroin dealers a morally just group. If you think that they are in any way justified, you’re fucked in the head!
I played through 2/3 of dustborn and I gotta say No game brought me so much PURE JOY from hateplaying like this one. There are so many moments when you can just point and laugh
Huh, 0:07 I remembered one video: When the combine threw off the jar, the Scout fell like a sack of potatoes with a scream and the combine went there too. ((you could add a scout's cry in decline) And this throwing out of a would-be hero add the inscription of death from Dark Souls 0:13
Thinking back on that 0% panel. You guys are definitely the only people that bothered perfecting that song. The guy listening says something about "people not liking politics in their music" otherwise.
There is probably a game that has a man that says man power. My guess would be fairy tail where there is one guy who keeps having men and manly in his dialogue.
its so crazy that this ISNT a parody game multiple people spent years of their lives and millions of dollars and never once thought this game was bad, or a bad idea.
Not off the top of my head, but it's mostly inconsequential for the team that made it. They're a Norwegian group and secured government funding to basically make a shitty alt history/super hero "story" with bad fanfic level writing. It technically fits the definition of government funded propaganda, but it was so poorly received it's becoming a by-word for check box diversity and attempts at messaging a player base.
I know I'm late to the party, but that 0% panel you guys got might actually mean you're the ONLY people who got a great score in that opening minigame. I didn't even know there was a better than mediocre result from that, nobody ever bothered to play that good. You guys might have actually discovered something in this game, technically making you Dustborn Pioneers.
People in the comments just now noticing the protagonists are bad people as if singing shit like “we are the new porn, our kind is newborn” didn’t give it away.
The combat and some of the visuals look like an incredibly poor attempt at imitating _HiFi Rush._ In this case, it's more along the lines of "LoFi Spasm".
This game is proof that rag doll physics are still the highest form of comedy.
Because there is no comedy in the game otherwise except for people being tortured by playing the game or small steam player numbers saying how pathetic it is.
I haven't seen ragdolls this funny since Halo 2. 😂😂
the fat black chick flying away was pretty funny
I love how the socially progressive main characters are literally selling OPIUM.
Drug dealers from the future are wild man😂
Like moths to a flame
It's so fucking dumb logically as well, because these people are trying to live a free society, hidden from their opressive government. What's a better way to stay hidden than turning yourself into a massive drug operation?
The studio was from Norway, right? Seems fitting.
Literally the drug that ruined Ancient China…I hate opium.
"Uh..hu...um, you're...stupid."
*_dies of cringe_*
I would die too
Man i died "turns into a skeleton and fell over"
Fun update: the "developers" of this turd recently opened a booth at the Tokyo Game show.... it's been empty and unattended thus far.
Lol
They probably didn't put anyone at the booth and gone sightseeing in Japan
They should be glad they opened it in japan event and not in any western countries, otherwise that booth will 100% be gone 😂
Ah yes the people selling drugs are “good guys”
They wanted to see themselves in their games.
5:50 hahahha he literally died of cringe.
Every other line in the game sounds like she’s just uninterested
This one in particular… added with the enemy dying is just humorous 😂
"Aw man,I can't do this no more"
"just take me out of my misery, i can't handle living in this world"
That opening “girl power” line sounded like she was passing out in the recording booth, she has no vocal talent whatsoever.
Protagonist: “You’re uhh…. stupid!”
Temu stormtrooper: “Dies of death”
*ragdols* Dies of Cringe
*Half Life 2 death sound.*
"Emotional Damage!!!"
"it was super effective"
"Temu Stormtrooper" 😂😂
I feel like this game was made for 5yo’s but then they started talking about opium.. who is this made for??
The moser audience of course.
Give your baby opium the socialist way
The modern audience of course
Holy shit, 22:33 first time anyone outside of the developer EVER heard of that song, congrats for opening the Pandora box
I am willing to bet my left testicle that there is an Orange Man reference at some point in this game.
Somebody please tell me I'm right
If it's false then I claim the testicle, it its true then you get my testicle
Bro, the whole plot is that JFK went dictator... of all the presidents of the US they made JFK the dictator when the easiest call would've been Nixon. Just more evidence this wasn't actually made by 'Mericans.
You're lucky no one played this...
I had a reply claiming your left TEST if your bet turned out to be wrong, but TH-cam removed it
Ya you cant lose this game you heal so fast and the enemy ai is so shit you can just stand behind a wall and spam the throw bat button until you win and even if you do somehow lose you can just push a button to skip the fight i dont think the hmfame has a game over screen.
8:16 Junior Justice loves to Hug
And slap
Nah, the way I would cry laughing if they made the opposite of this game with the catch phrase “white power” 😭
Power Rangers game, but the white ranger is the main character.
8:46 that ragdoll killed me 😂
Also props for suffering through this abomination of a game
This game was AI generated, wasn't it?
Sadly no.
No AI is that stupid.
No, just funded by multiple western governments, which is definitely not sketchy and fueling my conspiracy theory brain.
No. This is far too deliberate. Every single shitty thing about it... it's almost as if you can see the gears turning in the head of a chronically online ultra-liberal.
Haah, it's games like these that makes one despise hypocrisy above all else.
I wish
The mental gymnastics that this game has to pull to try to make the Heroin dealers a morally just group. If you think that they are in any way justified, you’re fucked in the head!
It is justified. Marijuana wasnt illegal back then!
@@youravghuman5231heroin is a way harder drug then pot tbh
Holy shit, the complete lack of telegraphing on the enemy's attacks.
I played through 2/3 of dustborn and I gotta say
No game brought me so much PURE JOY from hateplaying like this one. There are so many moments when you can just point and laugh
0:11 now i know why people hating this game
as soon as i heard "GiRl pOwEr" i was out
These developers need to be jailed for using tax dollars to make this propaganda
That's not illegal just because you hate fascists don't become one
@@stellviahohenheim law is stupid anyway lmao. please do not base your morale based on laws.
@@stellviahohenheimWhat if I am fascist?
Huh, 0:07 I remembered one video: When the combine threw off the jar, the Scout fell like a sack of potatoes with a scream and the combine went there too.
((you could add a scout's cry in decline)
And this throwing out of a would-be hero add the inscription of death from Dark Souls 0:13
Besides, you can generally mount it like that for Dark Souls - which was much more fun 7:22
Damn it. I want a video with Dustborn: Souls Like Cut!
Thinking back on that 0% panel. You guys are definitely the only people that bothered perfecting that song. The guy listening says something about "people not liking politics in their music" otherwise.
Thank you two for talking. Just reading these lines is beyond painful
🏴☠️Well I’m not playing by their rules. If I wanted to play this game, I’d go and pirate it.
This is probably the most fun playing this game you had so far
There is probably a game that has a man that says man power. My guess would be fairy tail where there is one guy who keeps having men and manly in his dialogue.
8:03 reverse b slap 😂
Why did the robot disrespect her stylishly like that😂
So there's no punishment for failure? Is this even a combat game?
when they were developing this game nobody thought to question that this looks like shit?
It was tax payer funded what do you expect
My favorite part is when she screamed "IS DUSTIN TIME" and started dusting some monsters
Idk whats funnier...their laughs, or the hilarious ragdolls. Ik this game is very bad...but ill give credit for the funny Ragdolls
they probably just frikin used source engine.
its so crazy that this ISNT a parody game
multiple people spent years of their lives and millions of dollars and never once thought this game was bad, or a bad idea.
The only pro of this game is the stupid gmod ragdolls of their characters foolishly being flinged around lmao
Peakborn is fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 IT NEEDS TO BE EXTINGUISHED!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
The IRS is taunting you
Why is it funny to me that the first male character introduced is a named inanimate phallic object.
dmc 6 prequel
GAME OF THE YEAR
The fact that it's about being inclusive and they're racist against robots...
Finally. Accurate Caren simulator
"oh please no more" is insane 🤯🤯😭😭😭😭😭😭 finna buy dustborne for this
Its somehow overwhelmingly positive reviews on steam
Do anyone know the budget of this game?
Not off the top of my head, but it's mostly inconsequential for the team that made it. They're a Norwegian group and secured government funding to basically make a shitty alt history/super hero "story" with bad fanfic level writing.
It technically fits the definition of government funded propaganda, but it was so poorly received it's becoming a by-word for check box diversity and attempts at messaging a player base.
1.5 million dollars
I mean pete easily carries this entire game
I know I'm late to the party, but that 0% panel you guys got might actually mean you're the ONLY people who got a great score in that opening minigame. I didn't even know there was a better than mediocre result from that, nobody ever bothered to play that good. You guys might have actually discovered something in this game, technically making you Dustborn Pioneers.
People in the comments just now noticing the protagonists are bad people as if singing shit like “we are the new porn, our kind is newborn” didn’t give it away.
5:54
*dies from cringe*
How much did you drink while you were playing?
5:55 bro died of cringe
*Dies from cringe*
The combat and some of the visuals look like an incredibly poor attempt at imitating _HiFi Rush._
In this case, it's more along the lines of "LoFi Spasm".
This game is stupidly funny and cringy 😂
definitely the worst soulsborne game out there… ok yeah i get it im a disappointment
Hearing you laugh when playing this trash game. I wondered if this game has reached cult status like Ed Wood film Plan 9 from Outer Space?
fake ahh laughs lol