Borat at the Oklahoma City Traffic Commission (1 of 2)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Borat gives a speech about traffic, democracy, the Declaration of Independence and how he has flatulence and diarrhoea. An abridged version of this was used on Da Ali G Show for HBO.
"We will now have 10 minute silence."
Wtf 10 minutes of silence bwhahahha
I brusted....They must be like daafaq!
I am dying
I couldn't breath 😂😂
I just can't stop laughing..... 10 minutes wtf
this is so hilarious because borats speech had nothing to do with how to help the traffic and its so random
stupidheadbutt lol
The long con. The longer DERP
😂😂 i love this about Borat. He just talks absolute shit and has no point in anything he says. A fucking idiot! He's my all time favourite. 💜
4:35 actually he talks about it :D he said he wish Kazachstan have problem with traffic too :D
so you claim
A masterclass in trolling.
A class on to its own.
Cupit now this is how you promote a movie from Howard stern to Fox News to this wow
Cupit own it's of class
The long con
2 Miles north of Jew town
47_Mardelli_Xalo _47 "Kurdis"-what? Last time i checked it was Turkey...
He makes fun of himself, and he makes fun of Jews. He makes fun of everybody. He is a renowned comedian of considerable perspicacity.
Hakkarî Kurdistanî biji Kurdistan. biji PKK
I’m Jewish and a very casual sacha Baron Cohen. He is so funny. I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. Brilliant. Keep upsetting everyone
alelx jines they actually believe it..
This guy has a Ph.D. in trolling lol.
He is a member of the Institute for Advanced Study in Trolling!!
From the Andy Kaufman School of comedy
@@TidalDeluge You're like Borat but you're not a character and you have no talent this character is a joke, you're the bottom of the joke.
10 minutes silence man........
Haha 😝 good one!
will this ever end? ive been watching these videos for hours
+PyroMonster94 No I've been trapped in them for 7 months. Help please!
Pyroo same lol
Nope. I keep finding more of them! I was literally SORE from laughing the other day. Brilliant.
Same
Same here
And i watch these Videos every day at least one since 2 years
He’s literally just standing there pretending to have a language barrier for 30 minutes
And it’s amazing
WOW! I literally can't even!!! I'm so glad you're into rick and morty, surely an intellectual such as yourself can understand the intricate and ironic humor. That's literally amazing.
T don’t be that person cmon
T let people have things you miserable shit
@@MrBikboi he has to have a very high IQ to understand rick and morty
You can do it if you speak other languages alongside with English
I never thought silence could be so funny!
I love how it's like 3 minutes instead of 10.
I haven't laughed at anything that hard in like 10 years.
Same!
I know I’m 2 years late but this is legit! Never thought I’d laugh so much about silence.
starr shine hahahhaha so
Khazack sensor was upset about the amount of anti-Semitism in this video. But upon further review, they decided there was just enough anti-Semitism to let it air.
Excellent!
Great success!!
It's AMAZING what Americans will do to be polite, especially after he has flattered the heck out of them. I'm astounded at how often he's able to get officials to stand silently for 10 minutes just because he asks them to. I'm amazed no one ever says, "Wait a minute, we'll stand for 1 minute" and how they never question about this massacre. He is able to get people to do the most absurd things or put up with the most absurd acts or words just because he's from Khazakstan. This long speech at a traffic meeting is hilarious, too, as if he's testifying in congress. He says some terribly offensive things and people show no reaction out of politeness. He's a genius.
That's true. These antiques would never work in Europe.
@@fokojan They do and they are.
@Tsukuyomi Ize This somebody is a Briiiiiit.
It's not an American thing but ok lol
Most people never understood that he only took the piss on USA and never Khazakistan
2 miles north of jew town... LOLLLL
our government is run by a bunch of morons
H Majhail As a Jew, I have to laugh.
Jesty Mcdowell Um, he was quoting Borat. Lighten up.
H Majhail welcome to USNA lol 😁
United States NWO Agenda
I wonder if a secretary has written down everything he said...
jhcfight stenography, specially if you’re just learning it, requires a tremendous amount of concentration. If someone wrote everything he said here word for word without getting sidetracked or laughing their heads off they deserve a fucking award.
It's fake lmao
@@jamesmcpherson8599 except it's not you donut.
Everybody must be thinking ‘r we really going to stand for 10min wtf’
How can these people live with the fact that they got up that fine day, dressed up for work, only to be trolled by this mastermind hahahahah
Sacha should drop his real identity and be this character his whole life! He's hilarious!
Emre
Sacha is actually a character, Borat is the real deal
Emre he probably wakes up in the middle of the night talking this way lol.
Stephan Kilim Hello, it’s actually Bruno from country name Austria 🇦🇹
if he gets a stroke there's a possibility he will permanently become Borat
10 minute silence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaaaahahaaaaaa
+celticslimjim What? You no respect Kazakhstan?
Please TH-cam, put down your computer and stand with me in respect. We will now have 10 minutes silence, thank you peoples
You copied this comment lolz
Most people who go to these are just annoying old ladies yapping about kids driving loud cars because their son won't visit and their cats don't listen, so Borat was probably a treat!
Or responsible citizens
John mainly people abusing the laws to get quick cash
John aka me
@@John-bq1lp bypassing my restraining order on my ex who sits on one of those seats ;)
You will get old too and will understand those old ladies better.
And we say, if a horse is a sad, it’s alike.... a man... is sad. And we say.........
rofl
looooool
10 Minutes Silence, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Patiently trolling the victims.
he almost broke character so many times
Respect that he didnt lol
I read from some where that he can go on without braking the character for years ( even at hes free time he continues, to stay in character). dont know how true that article was..
@@MegaJoojee with how much work he's done and how he's said they'll write things on the fly idk if he could even manage that
US and A = United States and America
Well yea the united states is in america so is canada, mexico and all the others lolz.
I thought it was Sagdiyev
Ahh .. a man of culture eh.
Telling his real name was risky
He got married and took Oksana's last name
"2 mile north of jewtown" lmaooooooo
Williamsburg?
I know you made this comment a long time ago but I just recently discovered that there is a real town called "jewtown". It is a real town that used to be full of jewish families/settlers. It's located in India and despite what it sounds like, it's not a derogatory term, they named it that way because they wanted Jews fleeing persecution in Europe to feel safe & welcome.
SpiceBoy7UK23
u mean indiana county pennsylvania
+SpiceBoy7UK23 that's nice.
OPgamerTV what so funny you dumb shit
a genuine chocolate face
delcie mcwhoopie ... no makeup!
No paint.
"Brown water from my arnous, not solid" hahahaha
It's interesting to see the full uncut version. He's mostly sensible and diplomatic, with occasional outrageous comments thrown in. The final version is basically those parts edited together. IS NICE!
After all these years I still love Borat. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At some points Borat appears legit.
Dick Richards yea right ? hes so good
Dick Richards. Legit.JEW.SUBVERSIVE
The joke is that it's told to a freaking Traffic Commission.
A lot of people thought so! Great show and great character
He would look more legit if he looked Chinese, like actual Kazakh people do. They look Chinese, speak Russian, and practice Islam.
boom mic holder heard 10 minutes of silence and he wanted to run for the hills
lol 2 mile north of jew town
There is a town outside of Paris called "Ville Juif".
Basically "Jew Town"!
Even as a Jew, I find that strangely funny.
Delcie Very interesting, I have only been to Germany once and didn't know that.
I think I was in Frankfurt(?) and saw something like "Old Synagogue St." on the map.
Needless to say, there was no synagogue there when I visited.
For a joke, he says alot of inspiring truth. I know Kazakhstan is really not like that but the idea on what he says influential things at the meeting. Really cool and funny but wow I did not expect this.
James Dd, you Sacha went to Cambridge university, right? His cousin is also a leading psychologist on autism, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s very politically engaged and even well-read
Congratulations now you know how complete nonsense with a serious face makes it big for a wide part of uneducated folks.
All day I do a brown water from my anoos not solid but like a water LMAO
this is nuts. it's so funny it's beyond laughter.
5:06 he was about to lose it.
If you forget this is a spoof, his speech is actually pretty touching
Just beautiful. Brilliant, I cried when they get up for ten minute silence.
This guy has balls of steel! How does he never break? The all time Trolling Champion!
10 min is a lot of respect even for a massacre 😂
"only woman allowed in building is prostitute" Besides the fact that he is completely politically incorrect in a politically correct society, he gets away with it because he seems to admire the U.S. so much. This kind of humor is side-splitting for those that hate the hypocracy since we rarely see any comedian practice such irreverence and actually get away with it.
The horrible Tishneek massacre ..
Reminds me of what Andy Kaufman would do.
I have always thought he is a modern day (but funnier) Andy Kaufman.
Knott Reel. Oh that.other.jew?
Nobody cares about dead Kaufman.
Dont compare any of your Kaufmans to THE sbc
Jesus christ your picture is fokin scary
@@legioiiaugusta5896 yours is scary..
omg, this guy acting is amazing!
The balls on this guy
prostitutes in government !!! hahahahahahaha
looks like he almost breaks around the 6:00 mark haha.. incredible.
Camelwalk W that’s because he knows Jefferson owned slaves
Tishniq massacre lol
i do brown water rom my anous !!! wtf
This guy's a goddamn legend for those of you that have underestimated him he's smarter than you'll ever be look how he had these judges fooled and he made it up he's doesn't know anything about Kazakhstan now that's a bloody good actor.
SO true...incredible to know there is a short way to get an upper hand on trash
Never silence made me laugh so much LOLOL
Actually, everything Borat said here made sense. Didn't seem like it was funny.
He's saying all of this in front of a Traffic Counsel.
I bet he wanted to do this at the congress with worldwide Live-TV, but they dont let him in...
...or he picked the wrong Bus
John Smith
you just realize how easily ppl can be manipulated.
John Smith this was practice
You know what’s crazy and brilliant about this. At the same time that it is hilarious it speaks some truth on democracy and only a genius can mesh these two together.
That is the most awkward ten minutes of these people's lives. I wonder what they think about it now. Kudos to the makers of this film. Plus Mr. Cohen is a genius
Actually this was a great speech with a little trolling
Wow at this time Borat was much more softcore and careful with his jokes than later.
this is actually a good speach lol, this man is a great actor.
10 minutes we start again
... As everyone knows ... lol
I can't handle even 5 minutes I would have gone out
Haha he's acting like an ambassador to the United States but it's traffic commission lmao. I'll never know how he can keep a straight face
"Sorry.. I'm nurvous, all day I do brown water from my anus" hahahaha lol Laughed my ass off!! Lmfao But I think sacha shouldn't have said such thing in a place like this.
Haha Lol he's great ain't he haha
simon Young He surely is the boss of Comedy!!!
I understand borat, i also......make brown from my anus not solid. Eat more bananas is what a monotone robot told me on TH-cam
This video in one sentence: It's nothing about traffic.
This has to be the only guy who can make me laugh while standing silently.
Best. Troll. Ever.
. Lol had a moment of silence that lasted 10 minutes for a massacre that never happened. Borats hilarious
I liked the message of all of this. The absurd place of the speech, the absurdness of Borat and yet all the nice truths. The word "genius" is often misinpreted nowadays, but this is really genius comedy.
he geniues
Karat Titan. No just jew
Envying traffic problems! Pure genius! 😁
you can hear someone laughing when borat talks about his diarrhea. lol
10 minutes silence lol
He really should have won Best Actor Oscar for Borat. He did this in real life for a year or so, incredible.
I love how this has nothing to do with the fucking traffic and they just let him talk
lol 10minutes
Wait, What’s he doing here???
Do the commissioners know he joking. Is he joking?!??
10 minutes of silence... I literally fell on my bed on died!!! XD
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 thats the longest moment of silent ever
then how the fuck did you type this
RIP
Troll level. 💯
Raeven Brough, you clowns are ruining our delicate and important language. If you literally died you wouldn’t be writing this
lol The Troll of the Century
Pure genius. Sasha you are the best. Grade A+++ material.
I'm here because of Trumps House impeachment vote, and the 'moment of silence'..
I DIIIIIIIIEEEEED BYE WORLD
but did you died?
I googled tishnik massacre. It seems he made it up.
cafeinst 😂😂😂😂
How can he even maintain that straight face while acting? Genius.
I really admire Sasha Baren Cohen because he not only trolls intelligently but he also makes covert social messages. For example, we need to appreciate even having the problem traffic. This is obviously ridiculous because people in Kazakhstan have traffic. But it's the message that counts, with all the twisted humor. That's why his humor is so next level, because it has several layers.
This guy has a genius for comedy and keeping a straight 😐
Borat was way funnier before the film, love the film but before he basically sold out his character and ruined his "cover" (so he cannot do Borat anymore almost anonymously like the good old days) it was truly spectacular and unique. Almost couldn't tell if he was real or not. During and mostly after the film he became a cartoon. Look at Cohen's latest rendition of Borat, it's The Dictator doing a Borat impression.
Even Christo was hilarious.
How long would they have stood silent if he didn’t say anything??
BORAT DUBIYEV! LOOOOL
All day i made brown water from my anus...lmao im dead
God bless America ..... funny borat ... but the respect shown by people in power position This is what makes America the greatest country on earth ... I respect America
That’s the funniest silence scene I’ve ever seen, love you Sacha.
Joe Biden's speeches are funnier
He’s the cringe master 😂❤️
Comedy gold. I wish the cameras caught reactions when he asked for ten minutes of silence.
brown water
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WTH??????????? 10 min??
and thay buy it??
This is such gibberish. I love it.
Damn. It really does show how he makes it much more understandable and relatable in his long-form speech. I always imagined that without cutting out certain bits, he was throwing in a lot of stuff to make it not completely outrageous. That's expert level shit there.
Ten minutes silence! He got away with that somehow.
Yes Derek
Thank fuck that Sachsa did these bits back then when the political corectness fascists havent taken over and the world had a sense of humour...We had good times
At 5:58 He couldn't control it 😁😁