I saw him live and it’s incredible how much energy he has, he just keeps going! Plus his songs are fun too, it’s good he has that side to it, getting paid to sing, as he always wanted to be a pop star.
This guy is simply the best..saw him last night in St Albans and i’ve never laughed so much for so long. I’ve had his dvd’s for years but live he is off the scale funny 😂
What great parents he must have had for him to be a major stand up and his brother a major journalist. I don’t know if I have that kind of courage (as a parent).
As I was once asked by a mate as I was playing the organ, he said "Can you do nights in white satin, I said "No, i prefer to come in my suit, and also he said "Can you play "From A Distance, I said No, Ill play it here and he said Can you play "By the rivers of Babylon, I said "No, ther'll be no where to plug in the organ, An Irishman had his bus in his house, he was asked why, he replied Ive been told to work from home
@@creameryuk4905 not at all. Nothing here to wrap your head around in the slightest. It’s just a simple matter of a god awful interviewer asking the most mundane questions in the most amateurish and disinterested way. Truly rubbish.
@@tobymcgroby8967 Thanks! I hadn't seen that before. I'm fairly early on in my Tim Vine video crawl, having just finished a Gary Delaney stint :) What a great tribute!
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I saw him live and it’s incredible how much energy he has, he just keeps going! Plus his songs are fun too, it’s good he has that side to it, getting paid to sing, as he always wanted to be a pop star.
Someone asked me "who's that guy with all the 6 second jokes?"
I said "those are vines."
👏👏👏
This bloke said to me "I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar,"
I said "Is that a fret ?"
and then he said to me, at christmas, i'm the little drummerboy.
and i said, alright, no need to bang on about it.
@@phoenix1977alright pipe down
I love Tim Vine and Milton Jones
I saw him live and he was just incredible
I saw him at the Melbourne comedy festival brilliant
This guy is simply the best..saw him last night in St Albans and i’ve never laughed so much for so long. I’ve had his dvd’s for years but live he is off the scale funny 😂
I went to a zoo today. It was terrible, it only had a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
Lol, great joke. x
What a nice man!!
Someone stole my hoover - now theres just a vacuum
The police have arrested my two brothers for stealing car batteries and fireworks. They're charging one but letting the other off. 😉
Tim deserves to be in a lot of movies
when he sings 'squeaky shoes' in his act it has me in hysterics
I only know 'Alarm Bells', which is so off kilter and funny f😊
Love you Tim. XXX
Supermarkets have starting selling budgies … apparently they're FLYING off the shelves
Shocking . Go home
I went to a clothes shop and said "Can I try that suit on in the window, and the assistant said "No, you'll have to try a cubicle"
i always wanted to be a bus driver, but i dont like people talking behind my back
The song “nervous legs” gets me for some reason
What great parents he must have had for him to be a major stand up and his brother a major journalist. I don’t know if I have that kind of courage (as a parent).
As I was once asked by a mate as I was playing the organ, he said "Can you do nights in white satin, I said "No, i prefer to come in my suit, and also he said "Can you play "From A Distance, I said No, Ill play it here and he said Can you play "By the rivers of Babylon, I said "No, ther'll be no where to plug in the organ, An Irishman had his bus in his house, he was asked why, he replied Ive been told to work from home
Brilliant.
I love Time Vine, but this interview is just painful!
It does take time to wrap your head around things
@@creameryuk4905 not at all. Nothing here to wrap your head around in the slightest. It’s just a simple matter of a god awful interviewer asking the most mundane questions in the most amateurish and disinterested way. Truly rubbish.
@@pete3816 Yes, but what does that have to do with the fact that "bed" backwards is "deb"?
Tim's approach and facials here remind me of Ronnie o Sullivan
My favourite comedian ❤️
The bronze joke is Milton jones’ one. House breaking award? He got the silver
I formed a band called 999 megabytes. We havent got a gig yet........
Technically a gigabyte is 1024 megabytes...
Sorry.
@@karlhinze Yeh I know...............actually 1024 bytes was the total memory of my first ever computer. The ZX81. Almost 40 years ago now...
OK Karl, I formed a band called 1023 megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet......
@@marksims3904I bought that computer for £70. Pathetic memory. Sold it for about £40. Still got the ZX Spectrum though.
Great guy
A little bit of pain , never hurt anyone.... You can have that one Tim 😂
two canibals are eating a clown and one says to the other 'does this taste funny to you' ?
I sold my hoover cause it sucks
He and Jeremy sound exactly alike. Weird how they're on opposite ends of the media spectrum. You gotta love them both though.
Except Jeremy is awful
no they dont
@@ots1634 They do
@@kh7688 not
pen behind the ear.. (pen) behind the ear.. pen behind the ear.. Time Vine OWNS surrealism.
Flag Hippo.
Surely it has to be his brother Jeremy!
My wife said "if sex was an Olympic sport, you'd get the gold medal". I said, "why?" She said, "you always come first".
I actually remember coming second in a competition, well only two entered
There is something called plumbers sex, you stay in for two hours and no one comes
Top guy👍
I'm not sure he was the right guy to interview Tim Vine.
Conjunctivitus? I didn't see that coming.
I bought eyeglasses once-but I never used them. Couldn’t read the instructions.
in 1960 I was scare of the blue peter dog I was petra fied
He's very funny in the right circumstances but this is a bit of a shit interview.
BeeGees tribute. Cannot stop watching it. Send help
Don't get it?
@@newbarker523 Just a dumb joke, I was referring to the bizarre Beegees-style gibberish song. Link:
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@@tobymcgroby8967 Thanks! I hadn't seen that before. I'm fairly early on in my Tim Vine video crawl, having just finished a Gary Delaney stint :) What a great tribute!
It bugs me that they keep referring to his gags as one-liners when they are really two-liners.
It's a one line set up, then the punch line.
@@oldtimer5111 Um... yeah. Two lines.
@Wooly Chewbakker Oh I see. So why is the last bit called a punch "line" if it's still part of the same line :(
Mitch Hedberg.... I used to do drugs. I still do but i used to too.
Is a hippopotamus just a really cool poppotamus
@@ColinIngus1 i was walking past the dry cleaners at 3 in the morning🤣🤣🤣🤣
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XD
RIP Mitch.
brilliant
I went to a boxing match last night,...... I cant think of a punch line.
wanna hear my favorite joke?
Humanity
HAAAHAAAHAAAHAA! get it?
Think of a subject. Conjunctivitis. Well, I didn't see that one coming.
he could play Boris Johnston
3:43 "We should be a double act".
What does he mean by that,
What does he meeeaan,
What does he mean by that? 👀
Matt Barbet is so handsome!
ankle downwards
The man united team train now arriving on platform 2 has 3 coaches! (and a ref)
D Vine Comedy
Funny guy meets humourless news anchor.
The results are predictable.
i asked a shop assistant in Tesco whether they sold shittake mushrooms - he said all of their mushrooms are shit
SECURITY!!!!!!!
To be very funny you have to be very serious.
Here's a good joke: Man goes to Oxford University and despite getting the best education money can buy decides not to get a job.
Sorry T
Long jokes can be a bit boring.
This man is a genesis
And the other guy is an exodus
I dint get the train on platform 1.2.3.4.5 and 6 coming sideways joke... can someone explain.
Because the train is coming in sideways it’s across all the tracks at the same time 😂
Ah.. Got it now.. Thx..Witty..
An unfortunate resemblance to Pratt Halfcocked
The millionaires train now arriving on platform 1 is made up of 3 clarages
I dont get the joke about the bus
+Jian Qiu He lost his job because he ran over his wife
+TekFreq his girlfriend...he hadn't married her yet.
+CT2507 TekFreq has just subconsciously revealed to us that he's thinking about running over his wife.
Adam Thornton
at least he is an honest man.
+CT2507 True... true... Honesty is a fine quality indeed.
how is this news?
Lighten up boring arse
+fooman65 You lighten up. His musing was rather humorous.
+moodini99 😊
Rather this than car bombs and suicide bombers
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I dont get that last joke with the trains :3 someone explain plox
The same train arriving at all platforms will be arriving side ways.
in other words its come on the tracks and is crashing into all platforms
Call this comedy he is as talented as his brother.
The days of the 'one liner' died with the Titanic.
Tim Vine - 'withering lows' and instantly forgettable.
Very talented funny man