LOL! Seriously, though, they are probably tired of being asked which gender they want. I mean, what if it ends up being a boy and you said you wanted a girl. You don't want to seem disappointed. I think it is kind of dumb to ask someone if they "want" boy or girl when they are already pregnant.
@@davidgarmory1124 it didn't go over my head, and the video is both hilarious and spot on. I'm just saying that the question: "Do you want a boy a girl?" is different from the question "Is it a boy or girl?" When people know the gender and don't reveal it, I feel that's annoying. When people don't know the gender, I can understand them saying that it doesn't matter what the gender ends up being. Plus, some people are just so happy to finally be pregnant that they don't care.
To be fair it's a terrible question. I didnt want to pick a gender and then be disappointed if I didnt get what i wanted. I wanted to be happy with whatever came out.
A couple months ago,a guy I work with said to me that his wife was a few weeks pregnant. Although I really didn't care,just to be polite I said "Congrats dude. Do you know what it's going to be?" He said " Right now it's too early to tell but it doesn't matter to me,as long as it's healthy." Immediately I thought of this song and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing.
@Jacob : TBF, it sounds like the dude was just telling something that was important to his life at the moment. This song is more about people who go on and on about it.
@@PoochieCollins I think the fact that he had said the exact same line that’s in the song, not that he himself is smug or bragging. It happens to me all the time, someone says something that triggers a music cue in my head or makes me think of another line.
One of the doctors at work that I constantly joke with, stopped me in the hall and told me his wife was pregnant and asked me if I was jealous (in front of other doctors-they looked so scared). I said “Congratulations!! No, I’m not jealous. By the way, whose the father?” and just dead eye stared at him. Well, we laughed and laughed, but the other doctors looked horrified.
@@CharlesNauck I don't believe it. Not because the story is unbelievable, or that the joke was out of the ordinary for some work environments, or that they laughed about it, but because of the "we laughed and laughed" at the end. It just sounds phony. That sounds like a p
"BITCH I DON'T REALLY CARE, I was being polite now, since you have no life now, cause you're pregnant" = best line ever. You girls are brilliant. I've been subjected to a smug pregnant friend and my GOD, it was tedious.
Almost 70% of my friends are either pregnant or already have kids and we're in our early 20's. If I could walk down the street singing this song I totally would
The fact that this song seems to unsettle so many people speaks to its quality. The best comedy often makes half the population laugh while pissing off the rest. I hate safe comedy and these two don't go that way.
If you understand a little French, I really recommend you to listen to "Giedré", she's a a Lithuanian singer-songwriter comedian based in France. Using the stage name "Moisie", she opened to Baffie shows for a month and a half, followed by opening for comedian Oldelaf. In 2011, she had her debut independent album release and appeared in Les Francofolies de La Rochelle and FrancoFolies de Montréal, Les Francofolies de Spa in Belgium became a laureat of Fonds d'action et d'initiative rock (FAIR) in 2012. She engaged on a local tour with 100 dates in two years. Wearing colourful folkloric clothes, her repertoire is full of politically incorrect, black humour, and controversial taboo subjects. These two women make me really think of her :-)!
I hate when people say "It doesn't matter what gender it is, as long as it's healthy!" Then years later they kick their 16 year old out for coming out as gay or trans.
I've been attached to this song because like half of my facebook friends list is pregnant. and one girl in particular keeps posting ENDLESSLY about her baby, and I can't help but be like NOONES CARES
Pretty sure her family cares...but yeah...as a pregnant lady I only post things once in a while because I don't want to irritate people...usually after i see the doc.
This is so hilarious--love it! I decided at a very young age that I never ever wanted children, and I have lived a very full, happy life. Yes, I've run across many smug, pregnant women like this who feel that I should have had children. To each her own.
I agree with a lot of the comments but in my experience it didn't stop once the baby was born and then people use their baby instead of pregnancy to get attention. But I also think it's like that with most things, either that or my family is a bunch of asses. When ever I would talk with my sister I would always get " you don't understand because you're not married, then it was " you don't know because you're not a mother"
Gosh you're right, they totally missed a golden opportunity to promote a condom brand with that song. I wouldn't have minded the shilling at all, in fact I would have loved them to do that simply because it would have given the song a hilarious punchline at the end.
TheBestTH-camChannelEverTimesInfinity Eh, that's not nearly the same as being part of the video itself. That would even potentially come off as rather weak attempt to pander to the audience in hindsight after it brought up the idea.
Everyone in the world: Do you want a boy or a girl? Me: Well we are actually hoping for a girl. EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE EFFING WORLD: Aw that's cute. But you should really just hope for a healthy baby. Me: Oh yeah no let me make a mental note of that because prior to your shedding light on the situation I was really gunning for my kid to have like 17 diseases and perhaps a disability or two. You've changed my entire mindset. -.-
That doesn't sound right... it feels like you're just trying to reverse that part of the video on itself. I've never heard that response, partly because it's just out of place and rude.. unless you're not doing the phrasing justice... but eh, maybe you have heard it. I imagine they would be more like "oh a girl, lovely. Well as long as the baby is healthy is the main thing of course" (then probably going on to talk about how they also want a girl or did want a girl, or a boy). That sounds far more likely to be the phrasing.
@@pixieunger1855 - Oh seriously? lol. Like laying the trap and everything? and being that forward and rude... I can see it from some obnoxious people who aren't precise with their wording.. like maybe the kind of people to pester pregnant women in a waiting room... but it seems exceptionally odd. At least in the way the OP lays it out.. I can see a more natural version of it happening for sure.. where they don't think about their words much... Ohwell anyways!
Siberius Wolf less a trap and more of a social convention where SOMEONE has to say the “ as long a it’s healthy” thing so if the preggers doesn’t say it, the other person says it and isn’t always tactful about it.
I’m currently 8 months pregnant and I love this song lol. I will say I’m guilty of being a little smug… super proud since I was infertile for a while I’m just a little smug and I love this song
Too relatable. So many smug pregnant women look down on me for not wanting to have a child. Someone actually said to me what's the point of my existence if I don't have the title 'mommy'.
It works a bit the other way around as well. When I was pregnant with my daughter, everyone was so excited for me and everyone asked the same damn questions over and over again. I've got autism and I'm introverted so I just wanted to get on with my life without people constantly asking me questions >.< Also I'm more than a mom so when people only ever ask questions about my kids, it feels like no one wants to actually get to know me. Always "how are the kids?" Never "what have you been up to?" Don't get me wrong, I love my kids, but I'm more than just a mother!
For me how are the kids and what have you been up to are the exact same question. I’m not up to anything if my baby isn’t home I just sit there and wait for her to be back. My whole life revolves around my daughter.
Xian Icarus But pregnancy and childbirth itself are difficult. Anyone who endures significant challenges and pains in their lives deserve to feel proud of themselves.
I can't stop listening to this and laughing my ass off. I just cancelled a follow-up appointment with a doctor who told me that my life was incomplete because I didn't have kids.
on the opposite side of this I hate when people say, "we are pregnant," or, "they are pregnant," like only one of you is gonna push a convertible out of your snatch the other is just gonna watch in sympathetic agony... and sometimes you can rip!!!
+Brimstone Salvaging Pregnant rats are actually way more impressive than humans! I saw several rats give birth. One of them woke up from her nap, delivered all 12 or so pups on her own, cleaned them up and got rid of the placentas, then fell asleep nursing them. The pups become independent in weeks, too. Humans look so high-maintenance in comparison.
Friends had my favourite quote about pregnancy ever... Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow. Phoebe: That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow, too.
I think many women who don't have significant achievements in their life other than just doing a womens role; are the ones who cling more onto their Pregnancy status to get attention and merits, and many times are the ones with more cruel comments toward single women or those who do not want children.
"...are the ones who cling more onto their Pregnancy status to get attention and merits" No, those are the women who choose to do work that's culturally related to men.
***** Are you sure? Stalin, Lenin, Mao, Pol Pot... I'm not saying that atheism made those people bad, but it's evidence that you does not need religion cause more evil in the middle of the scientific century.
It is so true though. I don't see why people should be congratulated for falling pregnant. The hard part is not psychologically scarring the child . I will congratulate you when the baby is 20 and happy and balanced.
Such a clever duo, you two. Satirical, funny and a jolly good piss-take with always the aim of making us laugh. Such a laudable aim, plus good musicians and smart writing. First class stuff with just the right amount of 'naughtiness', although maybe there's never enough of that (I am Australian, after all). Well done ladies. Always enjoy your work.
I loved this lol. There's nothing wrong with being excited about your pregnancy and your baby, obviously. But some woman take it too far and it get's annoying. When you're posting 10 pictures a day of your pregnant belly or newborn, it's irritating. When every status update you post has something to do with being pregnant like "Ugh heartburn sucks. #PregnancyProblems." It's irritating. Just toss everyone a picture every once in awhile, and be done with it.
Jessica Phillips THANK YOU. Lots of people are commenting saying that pregnancy isn't that big of a deal, and it's actually is. It just doesn't need to be treated like it's national news or like it affects anyone else.
kurayamidesu Nailed it! "It just doesn't need to be treated like it's national news or like it affects anyone else." It isn't being elated about being pregnant that is the problem...it is the insistence that EVERYONE ELSE be elated that you are pregnant.
Jessica Phillips I keep a picture of Doug Stanhope's dying Dad, all shriveled and freshly dead, as the after picture. Before, baby, After, Dead Person.
Next up: people with (any other painful condition) are annoying. How come it's okay to bash pregnant women but not people with other painful conditions? Pregnancy isn't a disease, but from what I've heard (as someone who doesn't want kids ever), it sure fucking feels like one.
So I don’t understand social media. You’re encouraged to do whatever you want because it’s your own account but if you do whatever you want with it (like talk about your problems and post pictures) your bothering the people who VOLUNTARILY decided to follow or friend you. That’s stupid. Just let people post what they want or else get off social media.
"You're just giving birth now, you're not Mother Earth now." So true. That said, some people are taking this video way too seriously...but that's TH-cam I suppose.
Klynn Nonya why can't they feel proud of themselves? giving birth is hard. they can't feel proud of themselves for enduring it all? a person can't feel proud of themselves for getting into NHS because they're not the first person EVER to get in? a person can't feel proud of themselves for graduating hs because they're not the first person ever to graduate? and most babies are pretty unattractive when they first come out.
Some girl I knew wrote on fb the other day that "Getting pregnant for the first time is like getting your period for the first time." (because that's supposed to be deep or something) and her reasoning was that you're "jealous" of everyone who already had it ? Lol, no thanks. This song immediately reminded me of her haha.
@MovieManiac33 - Nobody here said pregnancy is to be shunned.. It's just not for the OP personally. Which is fine. Throwing the word "jealous" around is always funny. Like from cyotee. Always sounds like a 13 year old girl who is like "she's just jealous of me. Couldn't possibly be any other valid reason under the sun". Just to make themselves feel better or to justify something stupid.
Lmao who on earth wanted their period before they got it? 11 year old me was not pleased by the event at alllll. And while I personally want kids, mot people I know were accidents
So many women I've met who were obviously pregnant ALWAYS drew unnecessary attention to the fact that they were pregnant. As if they deserve some reward. "Oh, you're pregnant? Really? You didn't eat a whole turkey? Wow. I just thought you were fat." Pregnancy is not an accomplishment.
When I have experienced this with new moms, I try to be sympathetic. A baby becomes your entire life, because new humans are really shitty at keeping themselves alive. Sympathy ends when you start acting like Jesus because you had a baby.
@@brentfisher902 i mean theres nothing inherently wrong with having sex, if it was consensual and done with the explicit purpose of having a baby then it shouldnt even matter
THIS! because even good friends suddenly start feeling sorry for me and start mentioning how long it is till my menopause and also keep banging on about how they never loved anyone as much as their baby - REALLY?!?! not even the father?!?! well perhaps you shouldn't have started a family with him then!
Its a totally different love! My husband is the love of my life but my baby is my world! Its hard to explain but the love is different I want to spend my life with my husband but he could leave anytime he wants, but a baby never stops being your baby even if they grow up to be little assholes you still love them because they're a part of you.
Brittney Johnson it just the comment, "i have never loved anyone as much as my baby" kinda implies that your lover isn't that important to the baby. to me lovers are the highest in my "loves" but that doesn't mean that children aren't important. it is kind of like saying that "i love god before jesus". it doesn't mean that I don't love jesus, it just mean god takes more precedent, like your spouse over your children.
Nicholas Crewse thats fine im not trying to invalidate anyone elses love. Im just saying I love my husband in a romantic way, and for my son I love him like hes the world...and my husband feels the same. Before our son we swore up and down we'd never be "those" parents that love their kids more but we understand those parents now. My husband tells my son he's his favorite person in the whole world and I smile because when he shows love to our son it shows his love for a part of us. And one day itll change, im sure. but when theyre babies and so innocent you love them beyond anything else. Its hard to describe unless you yourself have kids. Our son means the world to us and maybe its because we know the pain of almost losing him or maybe its because a good bit of parents feel that way. Idk but noone should be upset by that, it doesnt affect their life.
BiohazardBeauty But's it's hurtful to those who can't have children to be told you'll never experience love because you don't have children, it's knife in the heart everytime you say it
This video and song is so sickly sweet and sickly joyful that it's really creepy! Literally! The lush garden, the sunshine, the women dressed in florally summery outfits. It's all rediculously over the top sweet which makes it disturbing. Perfect for this song! I'm so glad this exists!
Because they have to be offended by something. Why not be offended by a comedy duo's joke song? There's definitely nothing that grinds my gears more than comedy people trying to be funny. How dare them. Lol at all the comments on this video. The gene pool needs chlorine.
The full version of the song has another bit in it... "i can't even remember what I did before I was pregnant, everything just seems so meaningless, hmmmm"
I think the reason nobody says anything about it, is that everyone knows that deep down inside every future parent suffers constant anxiety and deep stomach wrenching fears of inadequacy and unpreparedness..
@@kateelario6235 Did you miss the irony that this song is intentionally annoying and smug? Everything the girls are saying to the pregnant chicks is equally as smug 😂
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All babies have cute tiny ears and toes. Saying something nice is not just being polite....its being a decent fucking person.
I honestly did not understand this idea at all when I first heard it. I am extremely afraid of being pregnant (alien inside me+ lingering messages from schooling during teen years that GETTING PREGNANT WILL RUIN EVERYTHING), but my mother did tell me pregnant women are annoying recently and I thought of this song.
Nope we can and will. Bringing a child into the world is cool and all but it isn't exactly a miracle when on average it happens 250 times a MINUTE from what I can find you don't get to be smug about it. You can be happy. You can be excited. Any of those things but acting superior is never okay.
What better way to say "I love me" than shit out a puppy, then spend the rest of your life believing that it can do no wrong? I'd love to see a follow-up to this song about parents with awful children who idolize them and demonize anyone who has the audacity to point out that they're anything less than a miracle. The cliches are all there. My favorite? Kid gets into all kinds of trouble, "Believe me, I know he's no angel." Hold your breath and wait for it. No parent has ever uttered this without next going on a 10-minute monologue about how, yes, their kid is actually an angel.
"You think that you're glowing but you have been hoeing and now you're pregnant", I'm screaming! Also I've heard the "we don't care as long as it's healthy" thing so many times, but I'll never look at it the same way again.
I loved this so much back in the fat, forgot all about it, and it just randomly came up in my recommended videos 10 years later. I am not sad about this at all. Lmao
"Little Johnny, we are going to visit your newborn cousin. He was born without ears so don't say anything." "O.K. Mom. O.K. Dad." "Gee what a cute baby. Tell me can he see well?" "Yes, Little Johnny. The doctor says he should have 20/20 vision." "That's great...because he sure can't wear glasses!"
'Who's the father?'
"Oh we know but we are not telling."
Comedy gold. lol
These girls are so cute
Someone Call MAURY!!
...And oh so true!!
Translation: "I dunno."
(It was his brother because hes sterile from from using roids in highschool)
"Do you want a boy or a girl?"
"Doesn't matter as long as it's healthy"
"OK, so if it's not healthy, do you want a boy or a girl?"
LOL! Seriously, though, they are probably tired of being asked which gender they want. I mean, what if it ends up being a boy and you said you wanted a girl. You don't want to seem disappointed. I think it is kind of dumb to ask someone if they "want" boy or girl when they are already pregnant.
I mean it's ultimately up to the person being born what their gender & sex is.
@@princellasmith7562 that's gone right over your head
@@davidgarmory1124 it didn't go over my head, and the video is both hilarious and spot on. I'm just saying that the question: "Do you want a boy a girl?" is different from the question "Is it a boy or girl?" When people know the gender and don't reveal it, I feel that's annoying. When people don't know the gender, I can understand them saying that it doesn't matter what the gender ends up being. Plus, some people are just so happy to finally be pregnant that they don't care.
To be fair it's a terrible question. I didnt want to pick a gender and then be disappointed if I didnt get what i wanted. I wanted to be happy with whatever came out.
A couple months ago,a guy I work with said to me that his wife was a few weeks pregnant. Although I really didn't care,just to be polite I said "Congrats dude. Do you know what it's going to be?" He said " Right now it's too early to tell but it doesn't matter to me,as long as it's healthy." Immediately I thought of this song and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing.
Never tell *anyone* before the first two months. Thank me later.
@@scowell
Sadly true. You never know what might happen.
Currently pregnant and laughing at this
@Jacob : TBF, it sounds like the dude was just telling something that was important to his life at the moment. This song is more about people who go on and on about it.
@@PoochieCollins I think the fact that he had said the exact same line that’s in the song, not that he himself is smug or bragging.
It happens to me all the time, someone says something that triggers a music cue in my head or makes me think of another line.
"You're just giving birth now, you're not mother earth now" love it
One of the doctors at work that I constantly joke with, stopped me in the hall and told me his wife was pregnant and asked me if I was jealous (in front of other doctors-they looked so scared). I said “Congratulations!! No, I’m not jealous. By the way, whose the father?” and just dead eye stared at him. Well, we laughed and laughed, but the other doctors looked horrified.
r/thathappened
@@CharlesNauck
I don't believe it.
Not because the story is unbelievable, or that the joke was out of the ordinary for some work environments, or that they laughed about it, but because of the "we laughed and laughed" at the end.
It just sounds phony.
That sounds like a p
Serves him right!
Haha you're probably right
@@AZ-kr6ff
No one ever laughs. Laughing isn’t real.
"Do you want a boy or a girl?"
* Gomez voice * "An Addams!"
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"BITCH I DON'T REALLY CARE, I was being polite now, since you have no life now, cause you're pregnant" = best line ever. You girls are brilliant. I've been subjected to a smug pregnant friend and my GOD, it was tedious.
You're friend sounds based.
@@AlliYAFFwonder what she's doing now. can you give us an 11-year update?
@@doodlebob3758lol probably ended up in her friend's shoes.
Every time I read about gender reveal parties having catastrophic outcomes, I'm reminded of this song.
Basically.
like when the mother says it's "pansexual" lol
@@joeclayton2121 what? are you actually stupid?
@@joeclayton2121nobody has ever unironically said that
@@baileythefilmmaker did miley cyrus say she was pansexual? yes she did
My favourite part is when they said bitch I don't really care
I relate to that part so much
Destin Palacios same
... then they went on to write a song about it...
That four person baby flip at 0:54 was on POINT.
the real chef's-kiss is that 0:45-0:58 is one shot
Every few months I come to this video to read the newest comments from angry parents 🤣
Yess I’ve seen so many like chill it’s a joke Sharron
SAME
Kinda bummed they took out the part where the pregnant woman talks about how everything before her pregnancy was "meaningless". Still, great song!
Wait, they did??? Why?
@@AWlpsSHOW36 Hell if I know. *Shrug*
I love that part. "I wrote a book, finished my PHD..." "EVERYTHING I DID BEFORE FEELS SO MEANINGLESS NOW MMMMMM"
Yeah, where did that go?! That was my favorite part!
th-cam.com/video/tJRzBpFjJS8/w-d-xo.html the missing part is in their piano version
Almost 70% of my friends are either pregnant or already have kids and we're in our early 20's. If I could walk down the street singing this song I totally would
Why?
Oh dear lord now I see it lol
what's stopping you?
People would give me funny looks
Fairy Tale Pony.. That may be true but, like dancing in the rain, sometimes you just have to to what makes you smile!
The fact that this song seems to unsettle so many people speaks to its quality. The best comedy often makes half the population laugh while pissing off the rest. I hate safe comedy and these two don't go that way.
Here here
It only unsettles me because it is way to slow. It was funnier when they played it cheerful.
Very true! :)
yeah thats why it has 780 downvotes out out of 2.6 million views
If you understand a little French, I really recommend you to listen to "Giedré", she's a a Lithuanian singer-songwriter comedian based in France. Using the stage name "Moisie", she opened to Baffie shows for a month and a half, followed by opening for comedian Oldelaf. In 2011, she had her debut independent album release and appeared in Les Francofolies de La Rochelle and FrancoFolies de Montréal, Les Francofolies de Spa in Belgium became a laureat of Fonds d'action et d'initiative rock (FAIR) in 2012. She engaged on a local tour with 100 dates in two years. Wearing colourful folkloric clothes, her repertoire is full of politically incorrect, black humour, and controversial taboo subjects. These two women make me really think of her :-)!
I hate when people say "It doesn't matter what gender it is, as long as it's healthy!"
Then years later they kick their 16 year old out for coming out as gay or trans.
ikr
@@slimeshr00m someone finally said it
most accurate comment ever
What they should say is "I dont care, as long as it's cishet and never questions my authority!"
and? what is the problem with that?
I've been attached to this song because like half of my facebook friends list is pregnant. and one girl in particular keeps posting ENDLESSLY about her baby, and I can't help but be like NOONES CARES
AMEN oh god, so over the pregnancy posts!
Pretty sure her family cares...but yeah...as a pregnant lady I only post things once in a while because I don't want to irritate people...usually after i see the doc.
You seem to care.
Did you give her this song as a gift?
I'm sure you've noticed now that it's been 4 years. But every. Single. Post. Is a pic. Of their spawn.
This is so hilarious--love it! I decided at a very young age that I never ever wanted children, and I have lived a very full, happy life. Yes, I've run across many smug, pregnant women like this who feel that I should have had children. To each her own.
I agree with a lot of the comments but in my experience it didn't stop once the baby was born and then people use their baby instead of pregnancy to get attention. But I also think it's like that with most things, either that or my family is a bunch of asses. When ever I would talk with my sister I would always get " you don't understand because you're not married, then it was " you don't know because you're not a mother"
"Yer gonna poop on the table."
Yargh. Things they don't tell pregnant women, but which are undeniably true.
Yup. I was an adult before I realized that the vagina also has a pesky tendency to rip open like a defective chip bag.
They don't tell the dads either. I learned by experience :D
Not if you decide to give birth in a tub, then you poop in the tub.
It didn't happen to me he was 9#06 oz no room I guess
thats what the enigma is for, some nurses refuse to administer it then gets pissed when you shit on the table.
“You think that you’re glowing, but you have been hoing, and now you are pregnant.”
I’m dying. 1:27
Sounds like an ad song.. Someone should use it for condom advertising or something..
Gosh you're right, they totally missed a golden opportunity to promote a condom brand with that song.
I wouldn't have minded the shilling at all, in fact I would have loved them to do that simply because it would have given the song a hilarious punchline at the end.
LinkEX they can still edit the condom ad in at the end
TheBestTH-camChannelEverTimesInfinity
Eh, that's not nearly the same as being part of the video itself.
That would even potentially come off as rather weak attempt to pander to the audience in hindsight after it brought up the idea.
Everyone in the world: Do you want a boy or a girl?
Me: Well we are actually hoping for a girl.
EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE EFFING WORLD: Aw that's cute. But you should really just hope for a healthy baby.
Me: Oh yeah no let me make a mental note of that because prior to your shedding light on the situation I was really gunning for my kid to have like 17 diseases and perhaps a disability or two. You've changed my entire mindset.
-.-
That doesn't sound right... it feels like you're just trying to reverse that part of the video on itself.
I've never heard that response, partly because it's just out of place and rude.. unless you're not doing the phrasing justice... but eh, maybe you have heard it.
I imagine they would be more like "oh a girl, lovely. Well as long as the baby is healthy is the main thing of course" (then probably going on to talk about how they also want a girl or did want a girl, or a boy).
That sounds far more likely to be the phrasing.
I work in a doctor's office and I have honestly heard that conversation from random strangers bothering pregnant women in the waiting room.
@@pixieunger1855 - Oh seriously? lol.
Like laying the trap and everything? and being that forward and rude...
I can see it from some obnoxious people who aren't precise with their wording.. like maybe the kind of people to pester pregnant women in a waiting room... but it seems exceptionally odd.
At least in the way the OP lays it out.. I can see a more natural version of it happening for sure.. where they don't think about their words much...
Ohwell anyways!
Siberius Wolf less a trap and more of a social convention where SOMEONE has to say the “ as long a it’s healthy” thing so if the preggers doesn’t say it, the other person says it and isn’t always tactful about it.
Oh! yea that's to be expected. They gotta state the obvious lol. It's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it!
I’m currently 8 months pregnant and I love this song lol. I will say I’m guilty of being a little smug… super proud since I was infertile for a while I’m just a little smug and I love this song
Hope it came out okay
Too relatable. So many smug pregnant women look down on me for not wanting to have a child.
Someone actually said to me what's the point of my existence if I don't have the title 'mommy'.
If someone needs a baby to justify their life, they're probably not a good mommy.
They sound sad
It works a bit the other way around as well. When I was pregnant with my daughter, everyone was so excited for me and everyone asked the same damn questions over and over again. I've got autism and I'm introverted so I just wanted to get on with my life without people constantly asking me questions >.< Also I'm more than a mom so when people only ever ask questions about my kids, it feels like no one wants to actually get to know me. Always "how are the kids?" Never "what have you been up to?"
Don't get me wrong, I love my kids, but I'm more than just a mother!
@TheKitKatLizard great minds🥂
For me how are the kids and what have you been up to are the exact same question. I’m not up to anything if my baby isn’t home I just sit there and wait for her to be back. My whole life revolves around my daughter.
@@GamerGirl23-n4e you know, it isn’t fair to the child or to you to live like that.
@@GamerGirl23-n4e Hey, It's been a couple years now. You doing ok?
@@GamerGirl23-n4eYeah, everything good?
So true. I hate when pregnant women act like getting knocked up was some great accomplishment.
+evilemperordude Bad day?
If men got pregnant and gave birth they would be fucking worshiped for it.
+megu-nee That isn't an accomplishment, they just got lucky. And it wasn't a struggle, they were fucking. That isn't hard; if anything it's enjoyable.
Xian Icarus But pregnancy and childbirth itself are difficult.
Anyone who endures significant challenges and pains in their lives deserve to feel proud of themselves.
+Jenna D Proud, but not smug.
Holy hell....I am gonna need surgery to get the smile off my face. These two ladies give me hope for the world.
It’s been like 10 years and I keep coming back to this video cuz I keep meeting smug pregnant people 😂
I can't stop listening to this and laughing my ass off. I just cancelled a follow-up appointment with a doctor who told me that my life was incomplete because I didn't have kids.
Cancel culture at work
on the opposite side of this I hate when people say, "we are pregnant," or, "they are pregnant," like only one of you is gonna push a convertible out of your snatch the other is just gonna watch in sympathetic agony... and sometimes you can rip!!!
This song is the war cry of everyone single, on Facebook, and in their early 20s
or maybe childfree people in general who are bored of all their friends becoming boring once they get kids
+Brimstone Salvaging Pregnant rats are actually way more impressive than humans! I saw several rats give birth. One of them woke up from her nap, delivered all 12 or so pups on her own, cleaned them up and got rid of the placentas, then fell asleep nursing them. The pups become independent in weeks, too. Humans look so high-maintenance in comparison.
Ill stay single thx
It's the war cry of people who don't want or like kids.
No reason for men to marry. Nothing in it
This is the most legit album ever.
Friends had my favourite quote about pregnancy ever...
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Phoebe: That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow, too.
First heard this song over a decade ago.
Just found out today that I'm pregnant, so I came here to humble myself.
I think many women who don't have significant achievements in their life other than just doing a womens role; are the ones who cling more onto their Pregnancy status to get attention and merits, and many times are the ones with more cruel comments toward single women or those who do not want children.
"...are the ones who cling more onto their Pregnancy status to get attention and merits"
No, those are the women who choose to do work that's culturally related to men.
Joseph Ang Still living in the middle ages I see.
*****
Well, it stills being better than living in the atheist URSS, China or Camboya.
Atheism has no relationship to oppressive government regimes, it's an ignorant and meaningless argument.
*****
Are you sure? Stalin, Lenin, Mao, Pol Pot...
I'm not saying that atheism made those people bad, but it's evidence that you does not need religion cause more evil in the middle of the scientific century.
It is so true though. I don't see why people should be congratulated for falling pregnant. The hard part is not psychologically scarring the child . I will congratulate you when the baby is 20 and happy and balanced.
YES! OMG so true!
Such a clever duo, you two. Satirical, funny and a jolly good piss-take with always the aim of making us laugh. Such a laudable aim, plus good musicians and smart writing. First class stuff with just the right amount of 'naughtiness', although maybe there's never enough of that (I am Australian, after all). Well done ladies. Always enjoy your work.
I loved this lol. There's nothing wrong with being excited about your pregnancy and your baby, obviously. But some woman take it too far and it get's annoying. When you're posting 10 pictures a day of your pregnant belly or newborn, it's irritating. When every status update you post has something to do with being pregnant like "Ugh heartburn sucks. #PregnancyProblems." It's irritating. Just toss everyone a picture every once in awhile, and be done with it.
Jessica Phillips THANK YOU. Lots of people are commenting saying that pregnancy isn't that big of a deal, and it's actually is. It just doesn't need to be treated like it's national news or like it affects anyone else.
kurayamidesu Nailed it! "It just doesn't need to be treated like it's national news or like it affects anyone else." It isn't being elated about being pregnant that is the problem...it is the insistence that EVERYONE ELSE be elated that you are pregnant.
Jessica Phillips I keep a picture of Doug Stanhope's dying Dad, all shriveled and freshly dead, as the after picture. Before, baby, After, Dead Person.
Next up: people with (any other painful condition) are annoying.
How come it's okay to bash pregnant women but not people with other painful conditions?
Pregnancy isn't a disease, but from what I've heard (as someone who doesn't want kids ever), it sure fucking feels like one.
So I don’t understand social media. You’re encouraged to do whatever you want because it’s your own account but if you do whatever you want with it (like talk about your problems and post pictures) your bothering the people who VOLUNTARILY decided to follow or friend you. That’s stupid. Just let people post what they want or else get off social media.
Currently pregnant and thought of this song, still a banger.
"You're just giving birth now, you're not Mother Earth now." So true. That said, some people are taking this video way too seriously...but that's TH-cam I suppose.
Jenna D I'd rather screw myself than a woman like you who can't find the humor in this.
I agree. Bitches act like they're the FIRST person to ever procreate. Hahaha YOURE NOT SPECIAL AND YOUR BABY ID PROBS UGLY AS FUCK. lolz
Klynn Nonya why can't they feel proud of themselves? giving birth is hard. they can't feel proud of themselves for enduring it all?
a person can't feel proud of themselves for getting into NHS because they're not the first person EVER to get in? a person can't feel proud of themselves for graduating hs because they're not the first person ever to graduate?
and most babies are pretty unattractive when they first come out.
@@jennad71 Yeah, popping out a unit in an overpopulated earth isn't worthy of pridde
@@jennad71 Those things don't happen on average 250 times a minute.
Some girl I knew wrote on fb the other day that "Getting pregnant for the first time is like getting your period for the first time." (because that's supposed to be deep or something) and her reasoning was that you're "jealous" of everyone who already had it ? Lol, no thanks. This song immediately reminded me of her haha.
Sounds like something kids say on the playground at school, only the adult version.
SelphieFairy Painful and not wanted? Sounds about right.
MovieManiac33 exactly.
@MovieManiac33 - Nobody here said pregnancy is to be shunned..
It's just not for the OP personally. Which is fine.
Throwing the word "jealous" around is always funny. Like from cyotee. Always sounds like a 13 year old girl who is like "she's just jealous of me. Couldn't possibly be any other valid reason under the sun". Just to make themselves feel better or to justify something stupid.
Lmao who on earth wanted their period before they got it? 11 year old me was not pleased by the event at alllll. And while I personally want kids, mot people I know were accidents
So many women I've met who were obviously pregnant ALWAYS drew unnecessary attention to the fact that they were pregnant. As if they deserve some reward. "Oh, you're pregnant? Really? You didn't eat a whole turkey? Wow. I just thought you were fat." Pregnancy is not an accomplishment.
Pregnancy is not an accomplishment any more than 50 years of wage slavery is.
Serious or not.....they are not wrong
They are wrong
+Raina D
yourunetube IS pregnant. OHHHH.. Idk
And, whoeber goes against it. has had birth :/
Raina D Ikr they prob just had sex. forgot a condom and act like it was on purpose.... xD
Omfg this is so accurate. Especially just being polite part hahaha
I want this to play as I give birth, but I also realize that while I’m pregnant I’ll probably become to smug to want to play this.
I have given birth before, but even I find it irritating when women who have children act like they are better than everyone else.
I'm at that age where a bunch of my friends are having kids and this song just hits differently now, so accurate
When I have experienced this with new moms, I try to be sympathetic. A baby becomes your entire life, because new humans are really shitty at keeping themselves alive. Sympathy ends when you start acting like Jesus because you had a baby.
At least Mary kept her legs closed.
@@brentfisher902 i mean theres nothing inherently wrong with having sex, if it was consensual and done with the explicit purpose of having a baby then it shouldnt even matter
Been listening for years, wishing a speedy recovery, especially as a Cancer Survivor myself
ardyn made it perfect into this video, she captured exactly the character described in the lyrics. so good
Absolutely true! A lot of pregnant women behave like they have done something special or they are the first ones on the Earth to give birth.
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
Effing son of a gun
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps
Now that you're pregnant
I can't count all the ways how
You speak in clichés now
Riki: So, do you want a boy or girl?
Kate: Oh, doesn't matter as long as it's healthy
Riki: Really? 'Cause I don't feel that those two things are related. It's not like one or the other.
Kate: Oh, really, as long as it's healthy.
I can't wait to hear someone say
"Don't care if it's brain dead
Don't care if it's limbless
If it has a penis"
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
This zen world you're enjoying
Makes you really annoying
Riki: So, is it a boy or girl?
Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Riki: What you're gonna name it?
Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Riki: Who's the father?
Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Bitch, I don't really care
I was being polite
Since you have no life now
That you're pregnant
You say you're walking on air
You think that you're glowing
But you've been ho'ing
And now you're pregnant
You're just giving birth now
You're not Mother Earth now
Riki: Oh my gosh, I've got so much going on. I got my novel published, I moved, I got married.
Kate: Gosh, you know, everything seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant.
Riki: Well, I also helped end gang violence in Mexico when...
Kate: You know, I can't even remember what I did before I was pregnant. Everything else seems so meaningless.
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they're pregnant
Effing son of a gun
You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now
Now that you're pregnant
THIS! because even good friends suddenly start feeling sorry for me and start mentioning how long it is till my menopause and also keep banging on about how they never loved anyone as much as their baby - REALLY?!?! not even the father?!?! well perhaps you shouldn't have started a family with him then!
Its a totally different love! My husband is the love of my life but my baby is my world! Its hard to explain but the love is different I want to spend my life with my husband but he could leave anytime he wants, but a baby never stops being your baby even if they grow up to be little assholes you still love them because they're a part of you.
Brittney Johnson it just the comment, "i have never loved anyone as much as my baby" kinda implies that your lover isn't that important to the baby. to me lovers are the highest in my "loves" but that doesn't mean that children aren't important. it is kind of like saying that "i love god before jesus". it doesn't mean that I don't love jesus, it just mean god takes more precedent, like your spouse over your children.
Nicholas Crewse thats fine im not trying to invalidate anyone elses love. Im just saying I love my husband in a romantic way, and for my son I love him like hes the world...and my husband feels the same. Before our son we swore up and down we'd never be "those" parents that love their kids more but we understand those parents now. My husband tells my son he's his favorite person in the whole world and I smile because when he shows love to our son it shows his love for a part of us. And one day itll change, im sure. but when theyre babies and so innocent you love them beyond anything else. Its hard to describe unless you yourself have kids. Our son means the world to us and maybe its because we know the pain of almost losing him or maybe its because a good bit of parents feel that way. Idk but noone should be upset by that, it doesnt affect their life.
816church1986 this is the context.
BiohazardBeauty But's it's hurtful to those who can't have children to be told you'll never experience love because you don't have children, it's knife in the heart everytime you say it
Ok but the way yall popped out the couchey at the end was everything
I’m 38 years old and I really wish I knew what it was like to be pregnant. This song makes me laugh.
This video and song is so sickly sweet and sickly joyful that it's really creepy!
Literally! The lush garden, the sunshine, the women dressed in florally summery outfits. It's all rediculously over the top sweet which makes it disturbing. Perfect for this song!
I'm so glad this exists!
This is hillarious !!!! I'm pregnant and this is funny... why are people offended ???
Because they have to be offended by something. Why not be offended by a comedy duo's joke song? There's definitely nothing that grinds my gears more than comedy people trying to be funny. How dare them. Lol at all the comments on this video. The gene pool needs chlorine.
Blonde woman is the therapist from the Wednesday series, and the brunette was in an episode of Cabinet of Curiosities. Lol
The full version of the song has another bit in it... "i can't even remember what I did before I was pregnant, everything just seems so meaningless, hmmmm"
Right? I hate that. It's like "I thought we had a pretty good friendship but I guess it was meaningless?"
every single song is a dope!!
Is dope*
Anibrata Ghosh thank you!!
I got a Clear Blue ad before this video...
I think the reason nobody says anything about it, is that everyone knows that deep down inside every future parent suffers constant anxiety and deep stomach wrenching fears of inadequacy and unpreparedness..
No, no one says it because saying anything a pregnant woman hates is a crime against humanity. Even if they are smug and annoying.
@@kateelario6235 Did you miss the irony that this song is intentionally annoying and smug? Everything the girls are saying to the pregnant chicks is equally as smug 😂
@@portofthoughts4477 So? Pregnant women are worse. And this song doesn't have hormones they can blame it on.
@@kateelario6235 Thank you for being a perfect representation of this song 😂 jfc
@@portofthoughts4477 My pleasure.
I've been saying they're smug for years. The worst are RICH pregnant women.
These 2 chicks are awesome!
This song is STILL hits!
Mean girls who can sing and are funnier than hell. I love ‘em.
This would also go well with another truth: YOUR NEWBORN CHILD IS NOT CUTE, THEY LOOK WEIRD AS FUCK. WE ARE JUST TOO POLITE TO ACTUALLY SAY IT.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All babies have cute tiny ears and toes. Saying something nice is not just being polite....its being a decent fucking person.
GGWP lol same man kids are ugly as fuck, ESPECIALLY newborns. i mean, even my sister who LOVES babies, finds them ugly when theyre new
Lola Twinkle actually it is just being polite
Being a decent person is fairly subjective, some people value honesty far above being polite
Wow! The more people I meet (or hear from on social media) the more I like my dog.
I’ve searched for this many times but TH-cam refuses to recommend it in the search bar 😂
Never understood why it’s okay to pat the belly of a pregnant woman, but never pat the balls of the man saying congratulations, you did it!
I hate being pregnant...so I watched this video.
Me: my wife's pregnant
Other: oh good what are you hoping for.
Me: I don't care as long as it's not evil😁👍
This song is spot on
Just discovered y'all tonight. Damn near made me smile. Keep doing what your doing.
You ladies are awesome. Was fun to watch. Great video
Hahaha, this is brilliant!!! It's so true, and anyone getting butthurt about it is just doing so because they know the song refers to them!!!
I gotta admit but when I first heard the "BITCH. I don't really care." It made me die laughing.
I honestly did not understand this idea at all when I first heard it. I am extremely afraid of being pregnant (alien inside me+ lingering messages from schooling during teen years that GETTING PREGNANT WILL RUIN EVERYTHING), but my mother did tell me pregnant women are annoying recently and I thought of this song.
It's nice to hear that there are some people out there such as yourself. I've had too many conversations like 1:09, myself.
On the top of the lists of 1) “Things men aren’t allowed to say”, and 2) “Things people who don’t have children aren’t allowed to say”.
Nope we can and will. Bringing a child into the world is cool and all but it isn't exactly a miracle when on average it happens 250 times a MINUTE from what I can find you don't get to be smug about it.
You can be happy. You can be excited. Any of those things but acting superior is never okay.
"you think that you're glowing but you've been hoeing and now you're pregnant"
best line ever!
"childbirth is no different than eating a piece of food and a turd coming out the other end, chemical fucking reaction" - Bill Hicks
In this case, they ate a dick.
I agree
Unless you're constipated, then it's a little less painful but oh well. Close enough.
thespacebat .......that's not exactly how it works.....but I get ya......
I am currently 6 months pregnant, and this is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time!
What better way to say "I love me" than shit out a puppy, then spend the rest of your life believing that it can do no wrong? I'd love to see a follow-up to this song about parents with awful children who idolize them and demonize anyone who has the audacity to point out that they're anything less than a miracle. The cliches are all there. My favorite? Kid gets into all kinds of trouble, "Believe me, I know he's no angel." Hold your breath and wait for it. No parent has ever uttered this without next going on a 10-minute monologue about how, yes, their kid is actually an angel.
The world needs less people. There's way too much of a destructive species on the planet already.
I would point you to the song ""Miracle" from the musical Matilda. It's almost exactly the song you described.
'shotgun pump sound"
imagine your parents visiting you at work while you're making a giant vulva tent
Just talked to my annoying pregnant friend and needed to hear this song. Thank you.
thank you so much for this xD
Never before has a song reached so deeply into my soul and wrenched out the emotions I couldn't put into words
"Oh, we know. But we're not telling."
Love these two!
"Would you like it to be a boy or a girl?"
"Well, I could always go for a Godzilla, you know"
I love how so many people are taking this so seriously.
I'm six months pregnant and find it to be absolutely hilarious!
So many people take it seriously because a lot of pregnant women are actually like this lol. It's still hilarious but definitely on point. 😄
There's a baby born every 8 seconds. Anything else that happens that frequently isn't considered "a miracle."
the ending was priceless. :D
I love this now that Riki has a son of her own 😂 I wonder if she was guilty of saying any of these 😅😅
8 years on and “effin sonofagun” is still one of the best used lyrics I’ve ever heard!
I love this. I had no idea that I’d unlocked the secrets of the universe having kids. The smugness is truly atrocious.
Walking on air... Just a nice way of saying you're bloated af
Mari H Air = Farts
"You think that you're glowing but you have been hoeing and now you're pregnant", I'm screaming! Also I've heard the "we don't care as long as it's healthy" thing so many times, but I'll never look at it the same way again.
I loved this so much back in the fat, forgot all about it, and it just randomly came up in my recommended videos 10 years later. I am not sad about this at all. Lmao
"Little Johnny, we are going to visit your newborn cousin. He was born without ears so don't say anything."
"O.K. Mom. O.K. Dad."
"Gee what a cute baby. Tell me can he see well?"
"Yes, Little Johnny. The doctor says he should have 20/20 vision."
"That's great...because he sure can't wear glasses!"