@@KINDaf diction: word choice enunciation: saying words good and/or loud [dictation: saying words aloud to be typed Annunciation: the announcement of the Incarnation by the angel Gabriel to Mary, or more generally just declaring something]
"hahaha What joke??" I don't know which one is Garfunkel and which one is Oates, but she said the Republican she dated worked for the Bing of Bitcoin. ie: a second tier wannabe crypto.
As someone who has been playing various instruments, singing and performing throughout the majority of my life, and as someone who went to school for music......this is insanity! The good kind. I have no idea how they do this type of performing live so effectively. Even if the chord progressions and rhythms are simple, the lyrics and delivery are just crazy. If these were my songs, I would have recorded them once and then never attempted to perform them live lol. At least not as a duo. One mistake and they're both going off the rails. Amazing that the mistake never comes! Too damn good.
They rehearse. A lot. We'd probably be gob-smacked at the amount of rehearsal time that goes into a single song like this one. Ain't no way they wing it. This requires Lots & lots (and lots) of practice. The fact that they make it look 'easy' is all you need to know about rehearsals.
@@davidowens5898 I work in entertainment, so Im aware of the rehearsals required to turn it into basically muscle memory. Seen it in action. But there are still moments that happen. On one of the couch sessions Rikki hit a bum not, or a different note than they had previously rehearsed, and Kate stopped immediately, Saying "Wtf was that?" And Rikki said "I did this" and Kate said "Oh, thats nice" and they backed it up and restarted. It was cute, but Kate did look a little annoyed
The amount of lyrics these two are able to remember with no catchy breaky bridge in the middle .... they're just absolutely wonderful poets and Lyricist and musicians. On top of being Amazing And Intelligent Women.
@@thexalon I was wondering what would happen if they tried harmonizing rather than always singing strictly in unison. Could they still make the lyric discernible?
LYRICS: Everyone once in a while you meet a special kind of man A needle in a haystack, a diamond in a pile of crap A man who’s never written music but thinks he can A republican crypto currency guy like Dan Thank you, digital accountant Dan For explaining how to write a song I wouldn’t have known to choose a topic Before you, you, Dan, you came along Thanks for telling me to write down my thoughts And send them all to you So you can make sure it doesn’t offend The conservative point of view You say it’s time to pop my liberal bubble And reach across the aisle Find levity in relatable things That can make the red and blue states smile Because comedy should be inclusive And connect with the other half It should make us all feel comfortable So both sides can laugh Well, I’m going to take your advice, computer Dan And write something bipartisan So here’s my song Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you’re stuck in traffic Now I’m late for my big meeting Don’t you hate it when you’re conservative and your inlaws are here Oh, brother, what’s your mother gonna say Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you lose your glasses How can I find my glasses without my glasses Or when you’re a conservative and your gun Control policies enable constant, senseless Devastating mass shootings Isn’t it great when both sides can laugh Hahahahahahaha We’re really not that different We should come together as one With easy, pleasing, breezy jokes You know comedy can just be fun So let’s all get together And embrace the other half With this song Where both sides can laugh Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and a song’s in your head Maureen I’m not a theater person Or when you’re conservative and your podcast won’t load It’ll only play an ad from blue apron Don’t you hate when you’re liberal and you can’t stop crying Boo hoo I want civil rights Or when you’re conservative And your pussy grabbing liar threatens nuclear annihilation on Twitter Isn’t it great when both sides can laugh Hahahahahahaha In this time of political turmoil I should ignore it and be polite It’s more comfortable for all of us If I don’t pick between left and wrong So let’s all get together And embrace the other half With this song Where both sides can laugh If I want a ceasefire to transpire Stop preaching to the whining lefty choir Embrace the climate change denier Give every joke a qualifier With harmless, responsible comedy Where we all feel good about our choices That recognizes everyone As equally valid political voices Comedians should be on the medians And put a premium on obedience Be through with mental acuity Find unity through ambiguity All this complaining and exaggerating Is actually just exacerbating The futility and hypocrisy Of the left wing aristocracy Let go of the same old blue shtick Stop trying to skew shit I sound like a mouthy shrew chick Acoustic music isn’t psychotherapeutic I need to get a clue quick If I want to accrue new TH-cam clicks Subdue this taboo shit I spew Find a new, more palatable point of view Well you underestimated me Cause I don’t look like the enemy My tentacles are venom-y A musical comedy sea anemone But I should say it’s okay That no matter the cost, you want your little pistol And it’s fine you voted for Voldemort As long as your reasons were purely fiscal Oh, you’re just greedy, I didn’t realize, that’s fine So let’s all get together And embrace the other half With this song Where both sides can laugh What do you think, Dan, how did I do I can’t believe I used to write songs that had a point of view Being general’s always better for comedy it’s true Thank God for you, Dan, thank only Christian God for you
Oh yes. But when you learn that the left right spectrum is "government control over all resources" and right is "personal ownership of all resources" how much of your personal rights are you willing to give up to the government? What really sucks is the absurd things the left says about the right which has nothing to do with the definition. Bottom line is if someone wants to take your freedom and property they are on the left. There's nothing "right wing" about hating others or wanting to control someone else's life. It's by definition wrong.
@DALewis92 Though I'd like to think it's not, your reply almost seems like a shot at me, suggesting that I don't know the difference between musical comedy and stand-up. My comparison to the late, great Mr. Carlin wasn't concerning the style of the presentation, but rather the sheer brutality of the honesty it contained.
Two Peas in a Pod... Every-so-often, the stars align and two people meet to become one of the funniest comedic acts of a generation. Listen to the words... These two are consummate story tellers whose sentences end in a comma. Brava to Garfunkel & Oates - you two are amazing... Thank you!
Kudos for "brava", but the plural female form is "brave". Which I just learned because I thought "brave" was plural but mixed gender plural is apparently "bravi". This kind of nitpicking is OK in the context of G&O comments, right?
@@johngilliam6764 Nah, they're way crazy dude. Republicans wants guns for the mentally ill, pollution for the environment, contracts for corporations, they don't believe in science, and they still love the Confederate flag, but say they believe in the constitution and are "the real Americans". They're total psychos.
@@johngilliam6764 well, probably zero of them would say "I want guns for the mentally ill." But when the Democrats propose very basic legislation to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill, pretty much 100% Republicans of vote against it. We're not even talking hardcore legislation here. You can still walk into gun shows in parts of this country and just buy a gun with cash, all you have to do is say, "I don't have a criminal record." It's nuts.
So glad to see you both on the big stage! I remember when Randy told us about one of your videos (when we all worked at a certain psych facility in Berkeley; we watched it in our offices and were hysterical laughing!
Hilarious, intelligent and quick. So quick, I slowed it down (0.75x) the second time to comprehend the lyrics better. Even funnier and it makes them sound a little drunk too.
You don't have to drop all the way to .75, you can individually change it to a custom setting .9 or .85 would likely get rid of the sounding a little drunk part.
WOW! That is *_amazing!_* To have those lyrics so firmly entrenched that you can do it live without making even one mistake! And while playing chords! I love the content too.
They originally did this song 3 years ago. There are several other great ones that they have written. I love “50-50”. And then there is “The Loophole” lol 😂
@@anooseholay Right, adults who respect and protect their fellow Americans wear a mask if they haven't had the vaccine. It's common sense. Those who don't are children.
We work with one, and it's the same. He's the least knowledgeable on the team, but always feels the need to tell others how to do their jobs. Once you realize they are mentally and emotionally children, they are very easy to manipulate and control, then they aren't as much of a bother.
@@NYC4Peace you've restored my faith in my fellow Americans....well, quite a bit, anyway. people don't seem to realize that a corporation would *NEVER* give money to a left wing politician... since a left wing politician *BY FKN DEFINITION* would break-up, regulate, and tax them out of existence. (gov power) it's so crazy, how even "progressives" and self-proclaimed lefties call Dems "the left."
Thanks @@donHooligan. Most people aren’t aware of how much money corporate interests are showering upon Democrats or the ramifications of it. The squad never called them out for corruption like they were supposed to, so, in the words of our president “Nothing will fundamentally change.”
@@NYC4Peace 99% of politicians belong to the corporate right wing. they shot JFK. people who expect others to do things they are not willing to do are not honorable people. if we'd have rioted in Iowa over them stealing the caucus from Bernie, he'd probably be POTUS right now. that is literally how governance works...globally. in reality. any other country would have rioted. we'll get what we deserve.
They are amazing!! I used to play their song “The Fade Away” for an ex-girlfriend who kept exhibiting the behavior of someone who wanted to leave the relationship. I told she can go when she wants.
Ah, I know this conversation well. Early Dan: don't do jokes that offend my family. Mid Dan: wear this dress, it makes you look prettier. Real Dan: what do you mean you're gonna see your friends? Don't you know how important tonight's poker game is for me? Yeah, not a red flag at all. Get bent, Dan.
Loving the clever lyrics. The other day I overheard a stranger in Starbucks say, "What ever happened to respecting someone else's opinion? People can't just talk to each other anymore!" If you can respect a fascist opinion, I don't know how to talk to you, and I don't want to. This is life or death, not pineapple on pizza.
""What ever happened to respecting someone else's opinion?" That person was an idiot. It's the _right_ to an opinion that should be respected, given that it's covered by the First Amendment. Opinions themselves are subject to validation.
Omg yes!!! I couldn't think where I had seen the two. I took a minute to recognize Lucy but was stumped on Dr. Nowitzki. Hahaha. Thank you for pointing it out! 😂
ok now I'm thoroughly convinced that these 2 are actually A.I. - there's NO WAY 2 humans can sync together 100% like they just did!!! wow, wow, wow, wow..........wow!
nothing funny was in this song. if you laughed it's because you wanted to hear someone agree with you over emotionally driven low information talking points for example mass shootings are at a 30 year low, we aren't seeing more of them we are seeing more news coverage
@@speeklymaeve that's not mass shootings though huh? most of our gun crime is the problem with the blacks shooting eachother. so it would be fair to say we have a black problem not a gun problem
Hopefully both of you have hear of Tom Lehrer, one of my childhood idols. I know he's in his 90's but I'm sure he would have a kick listening to your music.
I have a few comments. First, that girl has enourmous eyes. Seriously, she's like a living anime character. Second, these girls are in PERFECT synch. I mean seriously. There's ballet corps who could learn from them. Third, this is some funny sh*t. I have nothing but praise.
Somebody already mentioned this, but DANG! there were so many lyrics in such a small space with stops, starts, slowdowns, melodies (kind of!) to sing along with guitar & ukulele parts all at the same time. They pulled it off flawlessly, and probably without a prompter. Yikes! A huge BRAVO for this O.M.A.I.F.S.C.P. D.W.D.T C.F.N.!! (Original, Marginally Attractive Independent Female Singing/Comedy/Performing Duo Who Don't Take Crap From Nobody)
I can write a good blues song, but every time I try to write something political it comes off too heavy handed. I'm not sure if I get too invested in it or what. I can be snarky on politics, but when it comes to lyrics and snark I just don't have the magic touch. Thank you for doing what you do, and thanks for having points of view (and good ones at that!)
What have they been doing during the pandemic. As Bo Burnham showed, comedy music works without an audience. I'd love to hear new stuff by them. They're among my favorites
Wowowowowowowowowowowowow these two have everything 5% inspiration -- the poetry is so clever 95% perspiration -- so thoroughly rehearsed to get the timing ABSOLUTELY PERFECT❗️❗️❗️❗️🌏🤪🦜🫂💥
Conservatives: liberal cancel culture is terrible, it's getting so you can't even tell a joke anymore. Also cons: you should change your jokes so you don't offend conservatives. Me: when could you tell a joke without repercussions? Wasn't Lenny Bruce literally arrested because conservatives didn't like what he said? 🤔
Its a shame the patriarchal world kept them hidden in the writers rooms for so long. We need more of them up front and center for all to see and hear, because they are so brilliant!!!
I'd say that Republicans lack the comedy gene, but last time I said that, some Republican went to my channel and downvoted a couple of my videos, proving my point.
@@Cytoplasm4508 Ah yes, because Tim Allen, Dennis Miller, Stephen Crowder, Jeff Foxworthy, etc etc don't exist and aren't making content on major networks You don't register it because conservatives aren't very funny/self aware
@@Cytoplasm4508 that’s a bunch of tucker Carlson spoon fed nonsense. cancel culture as you mention it does not exist. Conservatives should recognize an employer firing someone for actions they don’t align with as “the right of private employer” that they love so much. Also, show me exactly which celebrity had their career “ended” by this? All the “claim to be canceled” people still have huge careers- Kevin Hart, Ellen Degeneres, etc. it’s a totally made up boogeyman because conservatives want to feel like victims. Ffs Tim Allen had a television show about being a conservative on mainstream for like the last 8 years.
Been watching these 2 for years and I don't comment much....but these 2 are so tight and hilarious it's almost satanic!, their work is unsurpassed by any duo!...
Pretty much all of my favorites of this duos songs involve centrally placed f bombs. Beautiful, poetic, profound f bombs. This song contains not one, and yet, is more harsh than any of those. One more reason to love Kate and Ricki!
Both sides are crooked. Neither care about the average person, they just give mindless platitudes. It feels like you have to choose between the lesser of two evils.
that's such a generic thing to say. when republicans are in power everything gets better for everyone, when democrats are in power everything goes bad for everyone one side is cold analytical and callous but has good ideas, the other side is emotional and naive and puts feeling good ahead of doing good. republicans are the right choice
Both parties are right wing, that's why they're crooked. Even Bernies proposals as our resident "sooocialist boooogeyman" were very far right of Nixon. Both parties are crooked, not both sides. The left side having power from FDR through until Nixon is why the middle class was the healthiest it's ever been through the entire history of the country during exclusively those years.
"The Bing of bitcoin" is the biggest diss I've ever heard someone utter, and I'm stealing it.
Their ability to nail those lyrics at that tempo is remarkable. Really a talented duo.
Very True. Great diction and great song writing.
They are amazing!
@@nilshigdon is it dictation or annunciation?
@@KINDaf diction: word choice
enunciation: saying words good and/or loud
[dictation: saying words aloud to be typed
Annunciation: the announcement of the Incarnation by the angel Gabriel to Mary, or more generally just declaring something]
@@robertgibson1156 ah ok. They did both well.
That Bing joke was great and the audience didn't even chuckle.
hahaha What joke??
"hahaha What joke??"
I don't know which one is Garfunkel and which one is Oates, but she said the Republican she dated worked for the Bing of Bitcoin. ie: a second tier wannabe crypto.
They even paused for a laugh... and nothing!
Bing Crosby?
@@jemborg Yes, exactly! Her date was a conservative crypto nerd who's into vocal stylings from the 30s and 40s.
As someone who has been playing various instruments, singing and performing throughout the majority of my life, and as someone who went to school for music......this is insanity! The good kind. I have no idea how they do this type of performing live so effectively. Even if the chord progressions and rhythms are simple, the lyrics and delivery are just crazy. If these were my songs, I would have recorded them once and then never attempted to perform them live lol. At least not as a duo. One mistake and they're both going off the rails. Amazing that the mistake never comes! Too damn good.
Listen to Uncle Bonzai😀🎶😎
Ive seen them make a mistake, and it turned out to be even funnier. Excellent recovery when things go sideways, part of their charm
They rehearse. A lot. We'd probably be gob-smacked at the amount of rehearsal time that goes into a single song like this one. Ain't no way they wing it. This requires Lots & lots (and lots) of practice. The fact that they make it look 'easy' is all you need to know about rehearsals.
@@davidowens5898 I work in entertainment, so Im aware of the rehearsals required to turn it into basically muscle memory. Seen it in action. But there are still moments that happen. On one of the couch sessions Rikki hit a bum not, or a different note than they had previously rehearsed, and Kate stopped immediately, Saying "Wtf was that?" And Rikki said "I did this" and Kate said "Oh, thats nice" and they backed it up and restarted. It was cute, but Kate did look a little annoyed
It's... Fine.
The amount of lyrics these two are able to remember with no catchy breaky bridge in the middle .... they're just absolutely wonderful poets and Lyricist and musicians. On top of being Amazing And Intelligent Women.
OMG SO QUIRKY
I was thinking they have VAST Vocabularies! Amazing!
Practice enough and it's second nature. They did a good job, but nothing an actor in a musical doesn't do on the regular.
I don't mean to sound sexist, but they are all that and cute as shit too
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These two are not only incredible songwriters, they have soooo much chemistry together. Freaking great.
@Philoneous Maximus I bet they’re more successful than you. Internet keyboard warrior troll person.
Fun fact Doug Benson introduced them to each other
@@jmillerdesign You might lose that bet since you know nothing.
@Philoneous Maximus you seem fun at party's
@Philoneous Maximus Hi, you must be Conservative Dan from Accounting.
The fact that they can sing such specific lyrics this fast and LIVE just continues to amaze me
And be so in sync that all the consonants arrive at exactly the same time.
@@thexalon I was wondering what would happen if they tried harmonizing rather than always singing strictly in unison. Could they still make the lyric discernible?
@@jeffryphillipsburns Probably not.
Liberal clapter "comedy". Sad.
They look at eachother and time it out with their minds like any set of best friends
LYRICS: Everyone once in a while you meet a special kind of man
A needle in a haystack, a diamond in a pile of crap
A man who’s never written music but thinks he can
A republican crypto currency guy like Dan
Thank you, digital accountant Dan
For explaining how to write a song
I wouldn’t have known to choose a topic
Before you, you, Dan, you came along
Thanks for telling me to write down my thoughts
And send them all to you
So you can make sure it doesn’t offend
The conservative point of view
You say it’s time to pop my liberal bubble
And reach across the aisle
Find levity in relatable things
That can make the red and blue states smile
Because comedy should be inclusive
And connect with the other half
It should make us all feel comfortable
So both sides can laugh
Well, I’m going to take your advice, computer Dan
And write something bipartisan
So here’s my song
Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you’re stuck in traffic
Now I’m late for my big meeting
Don’t you hate it when you’re conservative and your inlaws are here
Oh, brother, what’s your mother gonna say
Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and you lose your glasses
How can I find my glasses without my glasses
Or when you’re a conservative and your gun
Control policies enable constant, senseless
Devastating mass shootings
Isn’t it great when both sides can laugh
Hahahahahahaha
We’re really not that different
We should come together as one
With easy, pleasing, breezy jokes
You know comedy can just be fun
So let’s all get together
And embrace the other half
With this song
Where both sides can laugh
Don’t you hate it when you’re liberal and a song’s in your head
Maureen I’m not a theater person
Or when you’re conservative and your podcast won’t load
It’ll only play an ad from blue apron
Don’t you hate when you’re liberal and you can’t stop crying
Boo hoo I want civil rights
Or when you’re conservative
And your pussy grabbing liar threatens nuclear annihilation on Twitter
Isn’t it great when both sides can laugh
Hahahahahahaha
In this time of political turmoil
I should ignore it and be polite
It’s more comfortable for all of us
If I don’t pick between left and wrong
So let’s all get together
And embrace the other half
With this song
Where both sides can laugh
If I want a ceasefire to transpire
Stop preaching to the whining lefty choir
Embrace the climate change denier
Give every joke a qualifier
With harmless, responsible comedy
Where we all feel good about our choices
That recognizes everyone
As equally valid political voices
Comedians should be on the medians
And put a premium on obedience
Be through with mental acuity
Find unity through ambiguity
All this complaining and exaggerating
Is actually just exacerbating
The futility and hypocrisy
Of the left wing aristocracy
Let go of the same old blue shtick
Stop trying to skew shit
I sound like a mouthy shrew chick
Acoustic music isn’t psychotherapeutic
I need to get a clue quick
If I want to accrue new TH-cam clicks
Subdue this taboo shit I spew
Find a new, more palatable point of view
Well you underestimated me
Cause I don’t look like the enemy
My tentacles are venom-y
A musical comedy sea anemone
But I should say it’s okay
That no matter the cost, you want your little pistol
And it’s fine you voted for Voldemort
As long as your reasons were purely fiscal
Oh, you’re just greedy, I didn’t realize, that’s fine
So let’s all get together
And embrace the other half
With this song
Where both sides can laugh
What do you think, Dan, how did I do
I can’t believe I used to write songs that had a point of view
Being general’s always better for comedy it’s true
Thank God for you, Dan, thank only Christian God for you
thank you for your service 😌✨
You have no idea how much my ADD/ADHD brain appreciated this. Thank you! ❤
For the algorithm babyyyy
Who is Maureen?
You are the champion 🏆 thx 🙏🏿😊
I absolutely loved the "choosing between left from wrong" bit. That was priceless.
Oh yes. But when you learn that the left right spectrum is "government control over all resources" and right is "personal ownership of all resources" how much of your personal rights are you willing to give up to the government? What really sucks is the absurd things the left says about the right which has nothing to do with the definition. Bottom line is if someone wants to take your freedom and property they are on the left. There's nothing "right wing" about hating others or wanting to control someone else's life. It's by definition wrong.
The left wing and the grift wing.
@@rhalfik I always preferred the left wing versus the immoral minority myself.
@@erroneus00 the right is the one trying to take away personal liberties lol, what rights have the left taken away in the passed decade?
Im conservative, but that was funny.
I knew this pair could be vicious, but that was damn near George Carlin level impressive 🤣👍👏
That is high praise. Love Carlin. Don't forget to pray to Joe Pesci.
Very simlar to something Tim Minchin would do
settle down, no its not
@DALewis92 Though I'd like to think it's not, your reply almost seems like a shot at me, suggesting that I don't know the difference between musical comedy and stand-up. My comparison to the late, great Mr. Carlin wasn't concerning the style of the presentation, but rather the sheer brutality of the honesty it contained.
@@suziwolf4830 Well said!
Two Peas in a Pod... Every-so-often, the stars align and two people meet to become one of the funniest comedic acts of a generation. Listen to the words... These two are consummate story tellers whose sentences end in a comma. Brava to Garfunkel & Oates - you two are amazing... Thank you!
We thank only Christian God for them 😂
Kudos for "brava", but the plural female form is "brave". Which I just learned because I thought "brave" was plural but mixed gender plural is apparently "bravi". This kind of nitpicking is OK in the context of G&O comments, right?
The forced laugh is amazing
Dan got skewered. Hilarious and brilliant in equal measure
Dan got pumped and dumped himself for once
Dan's conservative. Do you suppose he knows he got skewered?
@@mrspank35 If he ever heard this song, he did lol. Even conservatives aren't that dense, I don't think.
I doubt *dan* is real.
@@MusMasi bc you’re a man who doesn’t have men tell you how to do your whole career, whatever it may be, unlike women. Dan’s real
I love that these two are still making songs this is amazing
They're not still making songs.
Well, Dan did help.
@@asperhes they very much still are
@@seeeabaasssiliketransforme9904 If they are they're hiding them in a vault. Their TH-cam channel is moribund.
@@asperhes You were seven month behind!
The sheer talent involved in singing that quickly and clearly in duet deserves a standing ovation.
This is such a great clapback to enlightened centrists who think that false equivalencies are better than holding one side accountable.
Like lying under oath?
Tbh liberals are just as bad as conservatives
@@johngilliam6764 Nah, they're way crazy dude. Republicans wants guns for the mentally ill, pollution for the environment, contracts for corporations, they don't believe in science, and they still love the Confederate flag, but say they believe in the constitution and are "the real Americans". They're total psychos.
@@achronicblunt which republicans want guns for the mentally ill
@@johngilliam6764 well, probably zero of them would say "I want guns for the mentally ill." But when the Democrats propose very basic legislation to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally ill, pretty much 100% Republicans of vote against it. We're not even talking hardcore legislation here. You can still walk into gun shows in parts of this country and just buy a gun with cash, all you have to do is say, "I don't have a criminal record." It's nuts.
I wish my brain was half as quick as these two!
So glad to see you both on the big stage! I remember when Randy told us about one of your videos (when we all worked at a certain psych facility in Berkeley; we watched it in our offices and were hysterical laughing!
Of course you would be Berkeley
@@brandonsteveescobedo1394 I'm not originally Berkeley; I have a NJ sense of humor!
"being general is always better for comedy it's true" 😂🤣😂
Those lyrics are unbelievable, and their seamless talent in performing them -- and how in sync they were -- is incredible.
Wow are you easily amused
@@motorcity7137 hi Dan.
If you like walleyed woke broads... this is probably amazing.
Yo, im trying to do comedy too. Im using editing and my voice to bring the sketches that i write to life.
If you guys want, u can check it out
@@zackattack635 hahaha I laughed so hard. Ben, these women aren’t going to date you. While they sing to betas, they obviously date alphas.
If Art Garfunkle ever decides to do a collaboration with John Oates, I guess they'll have to be Art and John.
Hilarious, intelligent and quick. So quick, I slowed it down (0.75x) the second time to comprehend the lyrics better. Even funnier and it makes them sound a little drunk too.
You don't have to drop all the way to .75, you can individually change it to a custom setting .9 or .85 would likely get rid of the sounding a little drunk part.
Everyone on the left slowed it down. Its what they do.
@@thomgorman DB
@@williammullen7504 Okay, I give. Are we talking about British road cars?
@@thomgorman No
Christ they are just the cutest aren't they? Such talent and chemistry.
Dan accidently encouraged them to write their first song not everyone can laugh at. Ironic.
So true!
😂😂I'm waiting for my share
WOW! That is *_amazing!_* To have those lyrics so firmly entrenched that you can do it live without making even one mistake! And while playing chords!
I love the content too.
It just as though they have practiced a thousand times....
@@flyoverkid55 That's probably literally true. Practice makes perfect. Many of the songs I play on guitar I would have played a thousand times.
@@warren52nz yeah, it’s almost as though they’re professional musicians and do this for a living. Oh wait.
They originally did this song 3 years ago. There are several other great ones that they have written. I love “50-50”. And then there is “The Loophole” lol 😂
"Go cart racing (accidentally masterbating)" was the first I knew of them.
"The Loophole" must be one of the best songs ever written!
"Never gonna stop until I cross the finish line..."
I also like "Happy Birthday To My Loose Aquaintance".
Hmm. I didn't know that. I thought they just now made up this song... They're still amazing though...
Makes note to self. Never piss these two ladies off. Lol
I think there is a good list of revenge songs, as a bunch of people who pissed off musicians have noticed :p
Wow so funny
Excellent advice generally.
As a George Carlin fan, This duo is "Fantastic".👍👍👍👍👍😊😊😊😊👌✌
George Carlin would be on the same page as these two on so much as well. The style is different, but the message is often the same
I still miss George. He was truly a once in a lifetime gift.
Yeah, it's like Carlin got reincarnated in a sexy singing woman's body, twice ;)
I work with several Dan's... blessing me with their wisdom (unasked) every day.
You’re still wearing a mask? That funny.
Bless your heart
@@anooseholay Right, adults who respect and protect their fellow Americans wear a mask if they haven't had the vaccine. It's common sense. Those who don't are children.
We work with one, and it's the same. He's the least knowledgeable on the team, but always feels the need to tell others how to do their jobs.
Once you realize they are mentally and emotionally children, they are very easy to manipulate and control, then they aren't as much of a bother.
@@jeremybackup5758 Those masks DO NOTHING to protect anybody.
Research more than just what the media tells you.
"Between left and wrong" is *chef's kiss* 😚🤌
Except Democrats are not "left". You only think they are. Even Obama admitted that he legislated like a moderate Republican.
Dan wrote this line
@@NYC4Peace
you've restored my faith in my fellow Americans....well, quite a bit, anyway.
people don't seem to realize that a corporation would *NEVER* give money to a left wing politician...
since a left wing politician *BY FKN DEFINITION* would break-up, regulate, and tax them out of existence. (gov power)
it's so crazy, how even "progressives" and self-proclaimed lefties call Dems "the left."
Thanks @@donHooligan. Most people aren’t aware of how much money corporate interests are showering upon Democrats or the ramifications of it. The squad never called them out for corruption like they were supposed to, so, in the words of our president “Nothing will fundamentally change.”
@@NYC4Peace
99% of politicians belong to the corporate right wing.
they shot JFK.
people who expect others to do things they are not willing to do are not honorable people.
if we'd have rioted in Iowa over them stealing the caucus from Bernie, he'd probably be POTUS right now.
that is literally how governance works...globally. in reality. any other country would have rioted.
we'll get what we deserve.
I would love to see a collaboration with these two and Tim Minchin!
I'd be curious to see what would happen with them and Bo Burnham in the same room.
They did do a collab with Weird Al
Good idea dan
@@thexalon what is this...a crossover episode
or wiered all
Funny & relatable…. I have family & friends who are still conflicted between left and wrong.
They are amazing!! I used to play their song “The Fade Away” for an ex-girlfriend who kept exhibiting the behavior of someone who wanted to leave the relationship. I told she can go when she wants.
I can't help but think this is a little sarcastic.
No. Really?
Get over yourself, Dan.
LOL!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 😐
Perhaps!
Geez, I sing classic rock in a band and lucky if I can remember two verses and one chorus! Amazing memories!
Their synchronicity is flawless and amazing.😲
This might be old, but I still have this emotion to protect Kate from any harm in the world.
Ah, I know this conversation well.
Early Dan: don't do jokes that offend my family.
Mid Dan: wear this dress, it makes you look prettier.
Real Dan: what do you mean you're gonna see your friends? Don't you know how important tonight's poker game is for me?
Yeah, not a red flag at all. Get bent, Dan.
😂
If he's playing poker, why can't she go see her friends? Seems like a night where you each do your own thing and have fun.
@@ZapDash kze someone has to stay home with the kids!
@@ZapDash Someone has to make beer runs to the fridge for da bois!
@@darthmocap Hey after scary virus we don't need people to make beer runs, we get the beer to come to us.
Loving the clever lyrics. The other day I overheard a stranger in Starbucks say, "What ever happened to respecting someone else's opinion? People can't just talk to each other anymore!"
If you can respect a fascist opinion, I don't know how to talk to you, and I don't want to. This is life or death, not pineapple on pizza.
The best part is that the people who say that will never respect an opinion that doesn't reflect theirs
""What ever happened to respecting someone else's opinion?"
That person was an idiot. It's the _right_ to an opinion that should be respected, given that it's covered by the First Amendment. Opinions themselves are subject to validation.
Ah yes, the old "any opinion I don't like is fascism." Total tolerance and understanding there.
you literally couldnt define fascism if your life depended on it
Ohmigosh Lucy and Dr. Nowitzki formed a group??!? 😁😁😁
Omg yes!!! I couldn't think where I had seen the two. I took a minute to recognize Lucy but was stumped on Dr. Nowitzki. Hahaha. Thank you for pointing it out! 😂
They Formed G&O Long Before They Were Ramona and Lucy on TBBT!!💖💖💖💖💖
wow so much lyrics and well put together, and as always the singing and kinda acting during the song
Stellar!
I love Riki and Kate so much!!! You guys always make me laugh!
ok now I'm thoroughly convinced that these 2 are actually A.I. - there's NO WAY 2 humans can sync together 100% like they just did!!! wow, wow, wow, wow..........wow!
Choose between left and wrong. I love it!
Not only are they geniuses (genii?), but they must secretly be identical twins; no one else could possibly be so perfectly vocally synchronized.
I bet Dan didn't get it at all and his ego blew out of proportions for being such great inspiration 😂
Oh man I wish I could afford you two for my birthday party! So impressive, so funny.
Haha wtf? To do comedy??
Don't have the 20 bucks?
@@erikjohnsen3978 dude. You had a year, do better.
@@NWPaul72 🤣
Hey are they performing together again I thought they split up, or is this an older performance. Either way always glad to see them in my timeline.
is from 2018
The Bing of crypto... 😂
Choose between left and wrong. 🤣👍
I couldn't possibly love these 2 more 💜
celebrity worship is documented as being a sign of low intelligence and low self esteem
@@007kingifrit Sounds like a confession on your part.
@@joecrowaz no it doesn't? i just shared a fact. a wlel established fact
The wonderfully crazy and zany logic of comedians I really love their unique perspective on things thanks for keeping us laughing
ah yes, another round of our favorite game: How many syllables can you shove into one measure of a song
Yeah rapid fire Shakespearean wit is overrated.
The complicated rhymes had me roaring with laughter!
‘Musical comedy sea anemone’ is the best description for G&O. 😂
Saw this on my feed & immediately recognized these two from TBBT - so glad I stopped scrolling! They’re great together- I hope to see more of them! 🙌🏼
Wow...always loved these two. Never knew they performed together. Great job. They livened up my day.
This provoked the biggest laugh I had in months!! Thank you!
nothing funny was in this song. if you laughed it's because you wanted to hear someone agree with you over emotionally driven low information talking points
for example mass shootings are at a 30 year low, we aren't seeing more of them we are seeing more news coverage
@@007kingifrit and somehow america is the county with the most gun deaths in the world by a wide, WIDE margin! so wacky and silly
@@speeklymaeve actually untrue, adjusted for per capita america is ranked 12th in mass shootings, norway is #1
@@007kingifrit america has 22x the gun death rate of the entire european union and 23x that of australia's
@@speeklymaeve that's not mass shootings though huh? most of our gun crime is the problem with the blacks shooting eachother.
so it would be fair to say we have a black problem not a gun problem
I so thoroughly adore these two awesome human beings!!!
🤣 left and wrong!
"Bing of BitCoin" made me chuckle.
This song made me LMAO.
And yet, I still ended up crying.
Joe W. Says: Wow, I am thinking that I could Never Remember All of those Lyrics! Phenomenal!!!
I love that they're good musicians as well as intelligent and very funny.
*A-PLUS, EXCELLENT!! You two are the BEST!*
They should write a musical, like Spamalot and such, and use this in it...
They are so f***ing brilliant.
Older but still so relevant!
amazing aint it ...
bottomline: comedy is best done when the comedian can be themselves instead of constantly being told what they should and shouldn't say.
They are so freaking incredible!
Hopefully both of you have hear of Tom Lehrer, one of my childhood idols. I know he's in his 90's but I'm sure he would have a kick listening to your music.
Fantastic! 3:42 Love that they mention a ceasefire!
The "Bing" of Bitcoin, as in: FTX???????? Good thing you didn't hitch your wagon to THAT star. If only they knew how that line would age.
Maybe “etherium?”
I have a few comments. First, that girl has enourmous eyes. Seriously, she's like a living anime character. Second, these girls are in PERFECT synch. I mean seriously. There's ballet corps who could learn from them. Third, this is some funny sh*t. I have nothing but praise.
Yes, she is like Battle Angel Alita.
Somebody already mentioned this, but DANG! there were so many lyrics in such a small space with stops, starts, slowdowns, melodies (kind of!) to sing along with guitar & ukulele parts all at the same time. They pulled it off flawlessly, and probably without a prompter. Yikes! A huge BRAVO for this O.M.A.I.F.S.C.P. D.W.D.T C.F.N.!! (Original, Marginally Attractive Independent Female Singing/Comedy/Performing Duo Who Don't Take Crap From Nobody)
I can write a good blues song, but every time I try to write something political it comes off too heavy handed. I'm not sure if I get too invested in it or what. I can be snarky on politics, but when it comes to lyrics and snark I just don't have the magic touch.
Thank you for doing what you do, and thanks for having points of view (and good ones at that!)
Go and listen to Ministry, they're heavy handed but they get it right.
So very well done. Thank you!
"I am the very model of a modern Christian candidate..."
Gilbert and Sullivan to Garfunkel & Oats - they are keeping the tradition!
These two are pure gold. I loved it!!!
they did a very generic low skill song that didn't rhyme and was filled with factual errors. you only like them because you are familiar with them.
@@007kingifrit Haha! I bet you couldn't do it.
@@PreciousFifi even if that is true i wouldn't exactly set the bar at "if a random youtube commenter can do it that makes it good"
@@007kingifritDAN?? IS THAT YOU???
this is funny i just ripped it up at an open mike night with my comedy routine so i COULD do it and did =)
How am I just finding this now?! This is awesome!
I love their brand of sweet savagery.
Now for the bouncing ball with the lyrics, at half speed so both sides can get it😂 perfection!
Talented. Brilliant. Clever. Each of your videos and songs are a joy to see and hear. Thank you.
This song is great. What fantastic writing!
What have they been doing during the pandemic. As Bo Burnham showed, comedy music works without an audience. I'd love to hear new stuff by them. They're among my favorites
I love Bo!
Another shout out for Bo!
Kate had a baby right at the start so she was up to that lol
Whoa- thanks for mentioning Bo Burnham!! Referrals are the best thing about comments 😊
Wowowowowowowowowowowowow these two have everything
5% inspiration -- the poetry is so clever
95% perspiration -- so thoroughly rehearsed to get the timing ABSOLUTELY PERFECT❗️❗️❗️❗️🌏🤪🦜🫂💥
Conservatives: liberal cancel culture is terrible, it's getting so you can't even tell a joke anymore.
Also cons: you should change your jokes so you don't offend conservatives.
Me: when could you tell a joke without repercussions? Wasn't Lenny Bruce literally arrested because conservatives didn't like what he said? 🤔
They never disappoint!! The level of intelligence and creativity combined with musical talent is just overwhelming 🥲
And in my head I hear a plagal Cadence "Amen", LOL. Brilliantly done by these two as ALWAYS.
Brilliant! 😂 This is what we need more of!
I love everything these two do together!
Its a shame the patriarchal world kept them hidden in the writers rooms for so long. We need more of them up front and center for all to see and hear, because they are so brilliant!!!
I. Love. Them. Glad they're still making such brilliant music together. :-)
Thank only christian gawd!
Great stuff from G&O. Why so many haters in the comments? What's wrong over your heads?
No hate, it just wasn't funny.
I'd say that Republicans lack the comedy gene, but last time I said that, some Republican went to my channel and downvoted a couple of my videos, proving my point.
Bunch of tight sphincters named Dan.
@@Cytoplasm4508 Ah yes, because Tim Allen, Dennis Miller, Stephen Crowder, Jeff Foxworthy, etc etc don't exist and aren't making content on major networks
You don't register it because conservatives aren't very funny/self aware
@@Cytoplasm4508 that’s a bunch of tucker Carlson spoon fed nonsense. cancel culture as you mention it does not exist. Conservatives should recognize an employer firing someone for actions they don’t align with as “the right of private employer” that they love so much. Also, show me exactly which celebrity had their career “ended” by this? All the “claim to be canceled” people still have huge careers- Kevin Hart, Ellen Degeneres, etc. it’s a totally made up boogeyman because conservatives want to feel like victims.
Ffs Tim Allen had a television show about being a conservative on mainstream for like the last 8 years.
Been watching these 2 for years and I don't comment much....but these 2 are so tight and hilarious it's almost satanic!, their work is unsurpassed by any duo!...
Pretty much all of my favorites of this duos songs involve centrally placed f bombs. Beautiful, poetic, profound f bombs. This song contains not one, and yet, is more harsh than any of those. One more reason to love Kate and Ricki!
They must rehearse for HOURS. Great performance ladies.
Funniest video i have seen today
Slow day.
@@twells138 DB
Both sides are crooked. Neither care about the average person, they just give mindless platitudes. It feels like you have to choose between the lesser of two evils.
that's such a generic thing to say. when republicans are in power everything gets better for everyone, when democrats are in power everything goes bad for everyone
one side is cold analytical and callous but has good ideas, the other side is emotional and naive and puts feeling good ahead of doing good. republicans are the right choice
Both parties are right wing, that's why they're crooked. Even Bernies proposals as our resident "sooocialist boooogeyman" were very far right of Nixon. Both parties are crooked, not both sides. The left side having power from FDR through until Nixon is why the middle class was the healthiest it's ever been through the entire history of the country during exclusively those years.
Kate Micucci's makes the funniest faces for this song.
How can I find my glasses without my glasses? 💀☠️💀☠️💀