Dude this is so weird….I literally just learned who Bolt Man was days ago, just watched a video of him again and googled him, happened to click on this video and now I see Bolt Man again lol.
@@necomind9939 Yep. With Carl, he was specifically referring to how his wedding was a sham so saying his vows and having the ceremony literally doesn't matter. With Meatwad, he just randomly pulled out a gun and shot himself.
@@Sifer2 Tom throws him out the airlock once he starts asking if they can make holograms of naked bulmas and "all them other strangely sexual Chinese cartoon bitches." Carl is of course promptly rescued by either the Mooninites or Plutonians, much to his chagrine.
"Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws." -Carl Brutananadilewski
I'm so glad, as well as the people who have graduated as well, to have this guy being the one to give everyone the best closest graduation ceremony speech we can all get
Carl has one thing none of us will ever have: more experience eating boiled carpet for Christmas dinner than anyone else and that's more valuable than any fancy piece of paper
They should have Carl hijack Space Ghost Coast to Coast, do an interview show with Eric Andrew as his couch man, Meatwad and Moltar having debates in the control center with Shake and Zorak trying to kill each other to take over the show and Space Ghost as a depressed janitor on the verge of ending it all, but clinging to hope he can usurp Carl.
@@danielpenrodii2389 That season when the Giants won the Super Bowl: I did not care about football at all until I started watching Carl, and by the end of the season, I was so stoked I was losing my friggin' mind!! God damn that was amazing.
@@fratslop Now that I think about it I'm absolutely certain they got that scene from Scrooged, there's a very similar scene in that movie just with veal instead of berber.
I have been saving this video for myself until I graduated high school. Finally I managed to graduate high school a few days ago and went straight for this vid. Carl has truly given me immense motivation to pursue my dream and become a nobody. Thank you Carl for making my graduation more memorable
Spoken like a champ, in 2009 I graduated HS and he’s right lmao we’re meaningless. You have the Senior Class President giving out a speech of how great our future will be etc before she/he throws her hat in the air and everyone does and we all hug, take pictures and walk under a flower arch with our diplomas. Reality is we go straight into the workforce to rot, get fat, bald and die from fast food. It don’t matter Non of this matters.
killer Spinach I kinda avoided it, I ended up like Brad from Wolf Of Wall Street yelling “ma we got chicken or what! Ma!” I still live with my parents but some of my friends became extremely wealthy Wall Street executives. And my ingenuity when it comes to crunching numbers has earned me a reputation within their own circles and they pay me cash for my services. Not a lot to them but to us peasants it’s a LOT. Still better off than most of my graduating class. At least I live in a gated neighborhood in SoCal now thanks to those odd jobs for them. Though with my parents LOL.
Idk I got a half decent job with no degree after dropping out of college, I do wonder what it would be if I had a degree, if I could have just as good a job but with more money, or if that's impossible and I'd make more money for a lame job
*Dries eyes with money* Yeah, it's so awful not working multiple jobs at minimum wage to maintain the bare minimum of standard of living... Not that I think everyone should go to college to become successful, but you strike me as a small person who gets upset at others because your envious. Likely someone you don't agree with is more successful than you, so you run around referencing 'gender studies' as if that's what a majority of people are actually majoring in. Trust me, buddy - if that were the case, you wouldn't be enjoying the conveniences you have currently.
@@cocomonkilla Might want to go back and take some time to re-read the comment because it pertains entirely to the commentor's narrative, not the quote itself. But sure, check out the big brains on you, Brad!
"So next time you think life is meaningless and you're never gonna accomplish nothin worth nothin and that no ones gonna remember you when you die, statistically, you're probably correct. I mean, you learnt about statistics in highschool right? Well, get ready to be one for the rest of your friggin life. Now go out there and be nobody!" - Carl Brutananadilewski
Look up Dave Willis. Dave does the voices of both Carl and Meatwad. You can find videos where he’s doing the voices in like fan forums or podcasts, and seeing him bust out the Meatwad voice is hilarious.
"Now I know many of you ladies find the thought of riding semi-nude for my hard earned dollar repulsive, but once you explore the current job market of over 15% unemployment, you will realize that exotic dancing is a legitimate service industry, and they're already making me social distance and be six feet away."
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...Cool that you know all these things, but it seems kinda awkward to just post this in the comments. Why not run a wiki where you can list these things, or something along those lines? Cheers.
My name is... Shake Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah You wanna trip, I'll bring it to ya Frylock and I'm on top Rock you like a cop Meatwad you're up next With your knock-knock Meatwad make the money, see Meatwad get the honies, G Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star Ice on my fingers and my toes And I'm a Taurus Ha ha, check it, uh, check-check it, yeah Cause we are the Aqua Teens Make the homies say "ho" and the girlies wanna scream Cause we are tha Aqua Teens Make the homies say "ho" and the girlies wanna scream Yeah Aqua Teen Hunger Force Number one in the hood, G
If there was ever a chance for a Poker Night 3, no matter how small the chance is now, I would do anything to have Carl in it. He deserves it, it's his rightful spot.
I love carl because he is the embodiement of new jersey. Went to a giants game in the meadowlands once and saw atleast 30 other guys that looked and sounded like him 😂
Carl is the only character who can make jokes about SJWs, left-wing/right-wing politics, and camgirls all in the same skit, be completely hilarious while doing so, and not be even remotely controversial whatsoever
That was so good, man I've missed Carl and the rest of the guys. We need the Aqua Teens, I wish this show would come back. You just can't get this kind of comedy anywhere else.
Carl: "Not dog fighting. I would never admit to sanctioning that." Also Carl: "What Michael Vick did is kinda like getting some inner-city kid off drugs. Y'know and then making him fifht another inner-city kid for money."
I wished the speech at my graduation said "You learned about statistics now get ready to be one for the rest of your life" and "Now go out there and be nobody" That would have made it almost worth it.
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It's refreshing to hear Carl's voice talking about current events.
It's weird having a cartoon character from a show that ended 5 years ago speak my exact words I mean word for word.
Im just happy to be here
For real.
His voice sounds a little different
@@Defwish86 We all are.
If they bring back Aqua Teen this year, the utter madness would have all been worth it.
I second that completely.
This year IS as insane as ATHF
I like these honestly.
2020 is just a long, live-action athf episode
We're living ATHF
"You guys learned about statistics in high school, right? Well prepare to become one, for the rest of your life!"
True words
Even in death.
Already on it with my suicide attempts.
YEAHHH BUDDAYY
That's a deep cut right there
@@1Up2081 That's pretty edgy, but I laughed this time.
Someone going "Ohh, so you think you're better than me?" literally seconds after graduation is the most New Jersey thing I can possibly imagine
I mean, so is "accidentally" getting your foot ran over in a Wawa parking lot.
Dude this is so weird….I literally just learned who Bolt Man was days ago, just watched a video of him again and googled him, happened to click on this video and now I see Bolt Man again lol.
Carl never had the makings of a varsity athlete
"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl Brutananadilewski
A legendary quote from a legendary character
just gonna lie down on the floor for awhile... =]
None of this matters
meatwad said that too, right?
A friend of mine bought me a shirt of Carl doing a face palm, with that quote. I love wearing it to work.
@@necomind9939 Yep.
With Carl, he was specifically referring to how his wedding was a sham so saying his vows and having the ceremony literally doesn't matter.
With Meatwad, he just randomly pulled out a gun and shot himself.
"It dont matter. none of this matters."
-Carl brutananadilewski
100% true
I didn’t know Carl was a nihilist
That was the funniest shit when Frylock couldn’t say his name at the ‘wedding’
"Just say Smith, or Jones or something..."
Hey at least he was telling the truth
"Sorry, I'm passionate and I live alone through this crisis."
I felt that, Carl.
✊
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I just teared up a lil 😥 That was beautiful Carl
How you doing, Apex?
Years later even after the show is over Carl is still the best
Actually the Giants are number 1. Carl is just their number 1 fan
Graham Gardner Gnats*
You all seriously need to bring this show back.
They couldmt bring it back it would be to offensive
kobra6660 If ATHF was so offensive, Rick & Morty wouldn’t have become so popular with the GP.
Hell yea
iridescence boy i hope the rape episodes will come back too LOL
They (Dave and Matt) never wanted to stop. It's not their decision unfortunately.
Carl 2020
"It Don't Matter, None Of This Matters"
Truer words haven never been spoken.
"Just say Smith, it don't matter... none of this matters"
"Look, just say Smith or Jones or something. There's no way you can pronounce that right."
Adult Swim, stop beating around the bush. Just green light ATHF again.
@AA BOSS I suppose this is fake, but can u send this to me
AA BOSS wait... they did?
Seriously.
Cock tease.
You can tell they want to
I second this
Carl deserves to be the mascot of Adult Swim.
Then have a cross over where he meets Tom from Toonami lol.
@@Sifer2 Tom throws him out the airlock once he starts asking if they can make holograms of naked bulmas and "all them other strangely sexual Chinese cartoon bitches." Carl is of course promptly rescued by either the Mooninites or Plutonians, much to his chagrine.
He actually kinda is. He's on the ending and beginning off cartoon network switching to the adult swim channel.
Space ghost coast to coast
@@labrax.0 I miss Space Ghost, Zorak and Moltar.
Carl is one of the best characters in any show ever, fight me.
Hey,
unless you're the 1987 New York Giants,
you ain't even got a fight in ya there.
I'll fight by you in agreement.
I agree, but I will still fight you on principle. It's what Carl would want.
Tonight... you.
But your right
Hearing a character from ATHF say "libcuck" is kind of a timewarp moment
Seriously, my mind is blown
I mean but who else would say it other than Carl
I can hear it in the voice of Inignot(sp?) and Err.
@@CrazyRockwell lol yea I can totally imagine that was well
@@CrazyRockwell true
"Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws." -Carl Brutananadilewski
One of my faves
Amen 🙏
WHO ARE YOU TAKING TO THE SUPERBOWL?!?!?!
Given how short Aqua Teen episodes are this is basically like getting half an episode
Would you be fine if they went by this format from now on? Sure we may not have an intro or outro, but we would still have some laughs...
And carl is one of the best characters, so good to see him keeping busy
I want a Dr. Weird series
Truly they were an aqua teen hunger force
Aqua teen going to never be cancelled aqua teen gonna live forever
Aqua Teen forever! 100 years of Aqua Teen!
"Now go out there and be nobody" that is the most encouraging piece of nihilism I have ever heard.
I'm so glad, as well as the people who have graduated as well, to have this guy being the one to give everyone the best closest graduation ceremony speech we can all get
Well, it’s true 😬.
Carl is a better speaker than Nathan Explosion.
"Truly, they were, an Aqua Teen Hunger Force." -Carl Brutananadilewski
What?
"YOUR EMERGENCY BREAK IS ON!" - also Carl Brutananadilewski
gentleman maniac
“Don’t tell me how to drive jackass!”
-Master Shake
"To-NITE!"
None of this matters!
I have no clue what Carl is ranting about, but this is words I shall live by.
hah
Indeed... this is words...
It don't matta, None a this mattas.
I'd listen to a Carl podcast with this quality of writing.
[AS] did try something like that with Venture Bros when Spotify was around its heyday
Truly this is a man who can heal the nation.
Not the hero the wanted... but the one we needed
Yes
Yup
Carl has one thing none of us will ever have: more experience eating boiled carpet for Christmas dinner than anyone else and that's more valuable than any fancy piece of paper
And immortality
thats berber. it's an industry term.
It's like a magic flying carpet, look at it fly!
"Oh geez look at the time!"
Silly @Arbiter099, you can’t eat carpet.
I would love a "Carl" series in it's own right.
They should have Carl hijack Space Ghost Coast to Coast, do an interview show with Eric Andrew as his couch man, Meatwad and Moltar having debates in the control center with Shake and Zorak trying to kill each other to take over the show and Space Ghost as a depressed janitor on the verge of ending it all, but clinging to hope he can usurp Carl.
@@ghadrackpotato960 that's how you make billions
We had Carl's Lock for a while. That ruled.
@@TheTrainFan9 now I gotta look that up
@@TheTrainFan9 oh yeah that shit was awesome
hearing carl say “woke” gave me whiplash
"listen Milano"
it's like the loss of innocense
Sport being essential is Carl's STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY
God, I miss his stone cold locks soooo much.
@@danielpenrodii2389 That season when the Giants won the Super Bowl: I did not care about football at all until I started watching Carl, and by the end of the season, I was so stoked I was losing my friggin' mind!! God damn that was amazing.
OF THE WEEK
.....of the WEEK!
"I mean, you guys learned about statistics in high school, right? Well, get ready to be one, for the rest of your frickin life."
Best line in the whole speech, and there were many.
*Top 3 Commencement Speakers of all time:*
3.Eric Andre
2.Killer Mike
1.Carl Brutananadilewski
I haven't heard KM's, but I beg to differ and say that this list needs to be flipped; good sir.
Honorable mention to Sam Hyde
perfect list
eric 1st
Boil it till the glue gets soft
I quote Carl daily. If this happened for my class. Id’ve legitimately cried. Congrats class of ‘20. You didn’t deserve it.
No. No we didnt.
I was a class of 19..... I should've warmed them of what was gonna happen
I was class of ‘20, and I never expected this.
We didnt
2 years too late for me
Keys to success
"Silly daddy you can't eat carpet"
"well not like that you gotta boil it till the glue gets soft"
"Now put on your work boots and your respirator! You would not believe the strings I had to pull to get them to hire an eight year old!"
"Carpet? No, it's Berber. That's an industry term."
I forgot about that. That shit was rough.
Merry Christmas lol
@@fratslop Now that I think about it I'm absolutely certain they got that scene from Scrooged, there's a very similar scene in that movie just with veal instead of berber.
"I'm on a list for bein handsy"
Bring back ATHF
Or make a spinoff like this x'D.
That line is delivered with so little shame it is unbelievable.
@@Tadesan Carl has no shame.
Please Adult Swim bring this show back. It was and still is hilarious.
juston i the broodwich hungers again
That or meet in the middle and make a spin off with Carl.
The ceo of adult swim (apparently) hates ATHF so I doubt they’ll start it back up.
@@WixkedLovy lazlo is gone BTW
Matt D.
Well in that case someone start a petition to bring it back
"Now Go Out There & Be Nobody"
- Carl Brutananadilewski
I love it when they bring Carl back from time to time
I have been saving this video for myself until I graduated high school. Finally I managed to graduate high school a few days ago and went straight for this vid. Carl has truly given me immense motivation to pursue my dream and become a nobody. Thank you Carl for making my graduation more memorable
Being a stoner and a senior of 2020, this show became a favorite. Thank you Carl Brutananadilewski
Yup. This show is amazing while high
The fact that he ripped the sleeves off the gown let's you know he never changed. XD
I thought it was a garbage bag that he just made into a gown. It honestly sounds like something Carl would do.
That would have made it even better. XD using a fucking garbage bag as a gown, that is why, Carl is the best.
Why would he changed?
Carl rants for 5 minutes while wearing his aunt's old dress
I can see the ripped sleeves 👀 lol
He destroyed a graduation ceremony gown 😂
I thought it was a trash bag. Lol
@@saltysteel3996 plausable
i see you hidin' behind that spool!
carl needs his own podcast
I would pay money for that
I definitely agree, that would be hilarious
Bro yes I would listen to his non stop rambling
"Not dog fighting, I would never admit to sanctioning that"
It's so wrong but I can't stop laughing
This may have been for the graduates of 2020, but Carl's speech is timeless.
Carl is a voice of reason in these troubled times.
I'd like to point out in DELIGHT that the closed caption read "there and there and there".
That was perfect.
I noticed that too and loved it
Spoken like a champ, in 2009 I graduated HS and he’s right lmao we’re meaningless. You have the Senior Class President giving out a speech of how great our future will be etc before she/he throws her hat in the air and everyone does and we all hug, take pictures and walk under a flower arch with our diplomas. Reality is we go straight into the workforce to rot, get fat, bald and die from fast food. It don’t matter Non of this matters.
Damn. Harsh but true.
I mean you can avoid all that but you have to not be a sheep. Psychology shows that around 90% of us struggle with this.
never went to my graduation
killer Spinach I kinda avoided it, I ended up like Brad from Wolf Of Wall Street yelling “ma we got chicken or what! Ma!” I still live with my parents but some of my friends became extremely wealthy Wall Street executives. And my ingenuity when it comes to crunching numbers has earned me a reputation within their own circles and they pay me cash for my services. Not a lot to them but to us peasants it’s a LOT. Still better off than most of my graduating class. At least I live in a gated neighborhood in SoCal now thanks to those odd jobs for them. Though with my parents LOL.
Idk I got a half decent job with no degree after dropping out of college, I do wonder what it would be if I had a degree, if I could have just as good a job but with more money, or if that's impossible and I'd make more money for a lame job
"It don't matter.None of this matter's."
I miss this man
"You're the one that got a six figure loan for a piece of paper with your name on it." That took me out.
Gender studies in a nut shell
@@Senator-Wary how's that dead end blue-collar job treating you?
*Dries eyes with money*
Yeah, it's so awful not working multiple jobs at minimum wage to maintain the bare minimum of standard of living...
Not that I think everyone should go to college to become successful, but you strike me as a small person who gets upset at others because your envious. Likely someone you don't agree with is more successful than you, so you run around referencing 'gender studies' as if that's what a majority of people are actually majoring in.
Trust me, buddy - if that were the case, you wouldn't be enjoying the conveniences you have currently.
@@nickg.3741 So smart yet responding to a quote from the video as if it was his opinion lmfao
@@cocomonkilla Might want to go back and take some time to re-read the comment because it pertains entirely to the commentor's narrative, not the quote itself.
But sure, check out the big brains on you, Brad!
"There's no republicans. There's no Libcucks"
-Carl
bruh I diied lmao
Is carl /ourguy/ ?
Troy TroyStar
hi nufreind
Considering the political climate, and what we've learned about the #NotMyPresident, I'm not so sure I find this funny. At ALL.
@@LonePhantom756 what the hell are you even on about? Lmao
My life is complete after having Carl give my a graduate speech
Congraduations gradulate.
"So next time you think life is meaningless and you're never gonna accomplish nothin worth nothin and that no ones gonna remember you when you die, statistically, you're probably correct. I mean, you learnt about statistics in highschool right? Well, get ready to be one for the rest of your friggin life. Now go out there and be nobody!" - Carl Brutananadilewski
Thank God someone said it
It's funny because it's true.
Just like my principal said, "Statistically, 10 percent of your are gonna be felons."
It’s genuinely touching that the voice actor of Carl always seems to come back to this role
Look up Dave Willis. Dave does the voices of both Carl and Meatwad. You can find videos where he’s doing the voices in like fan forums or podcasts, and seeing him bust out the Meatwad voice is hilarious.
Oh also Dave Willis does the Ignignot voice of the Mooninites (the larger green one)
“Its always with Tom Brady and the frickin Patriots”
As someone from New England, this is funny af
Sweet memories
"You guys learned about statistics in high school, right? Now get ready to be one, for the rest of your freaking life."
Messed up but true.
Carl speaks the truth, Tyrone Biggums never washed his feet and he won a game of fear factor.
Let me tell you something Joe Rogan, I smoke rocks!
Does this mean we're getting another season of Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week?
"It don't matter. None of this matters" when i first heard those words it changed my life. Hearing them now, years later is a comfort.
Carl saying “libcucks” seems something genuinely in character for him to say
everyone who says libcuck or libtard is literally carl irl
He's basically Trump in an alternate universe.
@@nyclurker603 literally not true
@@nyclurker603 HAHA, I'm a liberal and I even call other liberals libtards when they regurgitate NPC talking points
@@saintouse
So you call yourself one?
This was funny until I realized this is the closest I'm gonna get to actually having a graduation ceremony...
Imagine getting your degree online and they do nothing at all...
True that
Shut it four eyes
You're lucky, I had to work in order to skip my graduation ceremony
Better then mine. Longest two hours of my life. In. A. Hot. Field.
"Congraduations, gradulates!"
In a video filled with gems, bookending it with this (complete with dramatic font) was just wonderful.
I love that after even after the show ended they still bring back the the creator/voice of Carl for thoses Carl was one of my fav characters
Anyone watching this graduating from highschool is younger than ATHF.
Have any of them even seen ATHF?
@@bazzfromthebackground3696 probably not unfortunately
I guess that includes me, since I was born around the time the show first aired.
@@Geferulf_TAS I did, I owned the PS2 game even.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird good
"Now I know many of you ladies find the thought of riding semi-nude for my hard earned dollar repulsive, but once you explore the current job market of over 15% unemployment, you will realize that exotic dancing is a legitimate service industry, and they're already making me social distance and be six feet away."
*writhing
So basically OnlyFans is popular because of him saying that...
Impressive… very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s quote.
“Go out there, and be nobody”
-Carl B. 2020
I have graduated and this is an amazing gift from adult swim.
Cant belive that I was born watching this and now my graduation and class was blessed with this
I’m crying this makes me so happy. I’m blessed to have graduated 2020 we may not of been given a graduation but we will not be a forgotten year
Same 🫀
"I want you to meet *The Enforcer"*
"I want my name to be Spaghetti"
Alright, Spaghetti. Whatever, I don't care.
"What you lookin' at?"
I'm your father I just made you
I got her fatha right here. HEHEHE YEAAAHHHHHH!
Enough talkin with the dogs here.
This just shows how much we need more ATHF in our lives.
We definitely need Carl to have a weekly podcast ASAP
God this made me realize theres a Carl-hole in my heart. Who or what can fill my Carl-hole!?!?
SIT AND SPIN
Perhaps getting 100 likes
?
By pure coincidence I happened to be the guy who clicked "like" 100 times.
You're welcome 😉
I grew up with this show since I was 12 and now one of my favorite characters is congratulating ME on graduating!!! Most epic graduation ever
Hearing Carl say "social justice warrior" is a real trip.
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Animation studio: Awesome Incorporated (Atlanta, Georgia)
Recording studio: Bluetube (Atlanta, Georgia)
Animation production: Williams Street (Atlanta, Georgia)
Production: Georgia Film Industries (Atlanta, Georgia)
Distribution: Warner Bros. Entertainment (Burbank, California)
Channel: Adult Swim (WarnerMedia)
Country: United States (North America)
...Cool that you know all these things, but it seems kinda awkward to just post this in the comments. Why not run a wiki where you can list these things, or something along those lines? Cheers.
Thank you,@@listen2164.
how do u know all this lol
@@bri-xcx and more importantly, why post it here
They get a huge tax credit doing all that in Georgia that's why
Fans: BRING BACK AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE
AdultSwim: we’ll release videos of the fun character
Or just sell it to HBO MAX. I’ll get a subscription if it means new ATHF.
I'm an ATHF fan and I say leave it dead. It had a great run. Don't risk ruining that.
This is more enjoyable than whatever my Dean might say whenever they decide to hold our actual commencement.
I never had an in person graduation, but this is all I really needed. Truly inspiring carl.
Carl never fights the dogs himself. His soul is pure.
Bring ATHF back already you know the people want it.
The way they literally painted carls head in gray and just simply putted a rectangle on top anoys me and is magical at the same time
Its ATHF, whats the problem?
how else were they supposed to do it?
I feel the exact same way as the OP, it's lazy yet beautiful lmao
It fits perfectly
@@jasonkh3943 we know you havnt ever worn one but these hats are pretty tight to be honest , not that you would know
Eric Andre and Carl , the only two graduation speakers we need .
My name is...
Shake Zula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah
You wanna trip, I'll bring it to ya
Frylock and I'm on top
Rock you like a cop
Meatwad you're up next
With your knock-knock
Meatwad make the money, see
Meatwad get the honies, G
Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star
Ice on my fingers and my toes
And I'm a Taurus
Ha ha, check it, uh, check-check it, yeah
Cause we are the Aqua Teens
Make the homies say "ho" and the girlies wanna scream
Cause we are tha Aqua Teens
Make the homies say "ho" and the girlies wanna scream
Yeah
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Number one in the hood, G
i graduate in a semester and i feel honored to know that this is for the people graduating during my school year. watched this show a ton growing up
God, I've missed this man so much. Used to play Carl's freaking strip poker all the time on the adult swim website lol
If there was ever a chance for a Poker Night 3, no matter how small the chance is now, I would do anything to have Carl in it. He deserves it, it's his rightful spot.
Let’s play Strip Poker!
I love you Carl we miss you and your Aqua Teen Neighbors next door I hope they come back!!!🙏😭😭😭
Good to see Carl isn’t a supporter of the patriots
HE'S A G-MAN FOR _LIFE_. GIANTS RULE!!!
Where have you been? He's been a Giants fan for the entire series.
I love carl because he is the embodiement of new jersey. Went to a giants game in the meadowlands once and saw atleast 30 other guys that looked and sounded like him 😂
As a nerd graduating college in several weeks, that was beautiful.
Thank you, Carl.
Carl is the only character who can make jokes about SJWs, left-wing/right-wing politics, and camgirls all in the same skit, be completely hilarious while doing so, and not be even remotely controversial whatsoever
Shhh! Don't say that! Someone will take it as a challenge and we'll all get cancel cultured!
Key Strix HEHEHEHEHEheheheeee... YOU FOOL
Cartoons can say what men cannot
OH NO!
...
im offended!
🐤🐤🐤
#Carliscancelled
"It's like my pool is tearing ass across the yard, but it's still, still waters run deep..."
Sweet, sweet nectar.
Hearing Carl say “libcucks” has completed my life
the voice actor laughs when he says it too
That was so good, man I've missed Carl and the rest of the guys. We need the Aqua Teens, I wish this show would come back. You just can't get this kind of comedy anywhere else.
This might be the last time we will ever get to hear Carl speak. That makes me very sad
Bring athf back we need it more than ever
Carl is genius, and his advice will stay with me forever.
Asshole: Hey, Genius!
Carl: Now that’s respect!
2 years later and 5:05 still inspires me to this day
Also 4:14 will always make me come back to the video
I graduated college when this came out and it warmed my heart lmfao.
I loved this show growing up haha
You can tell it’s been a while since he’s done this voice
He’s still got it.
Carl: "Look, I don't have time to jack around all day. I mean, I do it...I make time for it."
....but uh, I got schedules 😉
Carl: "Not dog fighting. I would never admit to sanctioning that."
Also Carl: "What Michael Vick did is kinda like getting some inner-city kid off drugs. Y'know and then making him fifht another inner-city kid for money."
"Dogs did lose their lives--yes. But what about ESPN? Their Monday night football schedule is screwed, and no dog can bring that back"
😂 carl is NFL fans in a nutshell when it comes to passing judgement
Creed in a nutshell.
The movie, the band, or the guy from The Office (U.S.) lol?
"You could cam-girl...finally, you get the opportunity to be your own boss."
I wished the speech at my graduation said "You learned about statistics now get ready to be one for the rest of your life" and "Now go out there and be nobody"
That would have made it almost worth it.
doctor: “you have 5 minutes and 26 seconds left to live”
me:
Butt Frenzy