Can I Use Tumours To Escape Rimworld?

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ต.ค. 2023
  • Thanks to MANSCAPED for sponsoring today's video! Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 Free Gifts with my promo code HAZZOR at manscaped.com/hazzor
    In Todays video we follow Burk the Taukai, a xenotype that constantly generates tumours all over their bodies and consumes them for powerful buffs, as he tries to build up a successful colony and then a spaceship to escape the Rimworld in.
    Rimworld's Steam description for the magical robot goblins -
    Rimworld is a sci-fi colony sim driven by an intelligent AI storyteller. Generates stories by simulating psychology, ecology, gunplay, melee combat, climate, biomes, diplomacy, interpersonal relationships, art, medicine, trade, and more, wow... cool... these folks do that whilst generating a tumour every day.
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    Video title - Can I Use Tumours To Escape Rimworld?
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  • @HazzorPlaysGames
    @HazzorPlaysGames  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 Free Gifts with my promo code HAZZOR at manscaped.com/hazzor

    • @toenaillicker9893
      @toenaillicker9893 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      toenail

    • @agobbled168
      @agobbled168 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You should do transition like the medieval playthrough with the sapling child lol. I could totally see abandoned guaralenien child start, maybe corruptors (alpha memes) or nature focus and their story of being abandoned by their parents. Awoken to be surrounded by hollow empty grounds.

    • @teaser6089
      @teaser6089 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A Hazzor video?
      It must be a good day!
      Thanks for your videos man, you are amazing, i love the content

    • @Milkman-pog
      @Milkman-pog 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Burkholomew the |||.

    • @glitch2712
      @glitch2712 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So what's with the stay safe at the end of your vids

  • @dotgone
    @dotgone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1754

    Since all the other comments were about the mod list...
    Eagerly awaiting, 'Can One Orphaned Plantchild Raised by Dryads Survive 250 Days of Rimworld?'

    • @liamvernon2703
      @liamvernon2703 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      That's what I was thinking at the end!

    • @g_raffthearchlich
      @g_raffthearchlich 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      YES

    • @kommandantgalileo
      @kommandantgalileo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      same

    • @DancingCrickets04
      @DancingCrickets04 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      He did it! Spoiler:
      There was no one to feed it and it starved to death. :(

    • @juicy342yt4
      @juicy342yt4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ​@@DancingCrickets04 not even that, it was put in the shade by the dryads which meant it couldn't do photosynthesis and died, the dryads actively killed it

  • @agustinexposito9123
    @agustinexposito9123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1313

    A Hazzor and Redgie in the same day? A miracle!

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +730

      I saw his vid pop up whilst I was watching this through before publishing, now our viewers get to fight to the death.

    • @agustinexposito9123
      @agustinexposito9123 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      @@HazzorPlaysGames Be careful to not get schizophrenia from him

    • @luisfuentes3846
      @luisfuentes3846 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      And Sseth. It’s a really good day!

    • @pigeonlady3525
      @pigeonlady3525 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It makes me so happy

    • @calebbraun9505
      @calebbraun9505 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I decided to watch Reggie's first because Hazzor isn't as likely to need to take the video down

  • @KubinWielki
    @KubinWielki 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +483

    Good story :D Now we need a heartfelt tale of a solitary cabbage child, born into a ravaged and abandoned colony, learning to read and write off of all the notes left by the previous colonists, until it stumbles upon all the drawn-up plans and schematics of the ship, and realises its parents have abandoned it. Then it goes on a quest to find (not build, for a change) a ship of its own, to chase the bastard parents. A revenge story, if you will ;D

    • @betterthankorry7729
      @betterthankorry7729 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yes

    • @zanyboy8k
      @zanyboy8k 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      we got it lol very dissapointing that it starved to death

    • @The_Lute777
      @The_Lute777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ⁠he could actually still be saved because of the man in black that could take care of him

  • @man_in_a_gasmask
    @man_in_a_gasmask 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +531

    "Burk has a shortbow and can run really really fast." Ah, yes, good old Mongolian horse archers tactics.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      genghis khan would be proud.

  • @yes.elevens3688
    @yes.elevens3688 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +353

    shoutout to burk for becoming a star, i wish more chernobyl residents could embrace their roots

  • @danielrivera1259
    @danielrivera1259 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    A cannibal with a strong connection to trees? Dude's playing a wood elf from Elder Scrolls 😂

    • @reinei1
      @reinei1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Or simply any run of the mill elve from Dwarf Fortress...

    • @user-burner
      @user-burner 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Or the tilapi from songs of syx... are all video game elves just cannibalistic hippies?

    • @Evarakeus
      @Evarakeus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The metastatic growth, as well

    • @theshatteredsaga3965
      @theshatteredsaga3965 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gotta follow the green pact.

    • @geraldballinger6428
      @geraldballinger6428 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@user-burner in baulders gate and pathfinder they aren't, though i guess they are based on dnd in which elves don't eat people (do drow eat people?). also is it even cannibalism if they eat humans, because they aren't human

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    Burk and Sequoia are a cute couple. They have plenty of common interests like training dryad companions, artillery ballistics, and consuming humanoid flesh. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy leather chair from the hide of infidels. What a sweetie.

  • @R1ddle
    @R1ddle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    "naturally as burk loves trees, they sent in the alphabeaver." Like the planet itself is against burk. This type of immersive story telling and interpretation of the game is why i think i may genuinely never get tired of this game.

  • @cuffedjeans7320
    @cuffedjeans7320 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    The lone saplingchild and its dryad companions would be a really cool story to see.

  • @lautirios6481
    @lautirios6481 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

    as a human who develops tumours every 20 minutes I aprove of this video

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Considering Sequoia is a follower of a cannibalistic ideologion called “The Wretched Way,” I think she might be the kind of lady that is in to some weird ish like becoming lovers with a Tao Kai. Besides, they have common interests like dryad companions, human leather fashion, and artillery ballistics. There was also that time Burk made her that comfy human leather chair for her workspace. What a sweetie.

  • @Agro_Teddy
    @Agro_Teddy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I was told someone would "Goblin me up" if I liked this video, and I am here to redeem my voucher.

  • @sir.knight3607
    @sir.knight3607 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    Quite the video. A rather a ghastly person he is nonetheless congratulations on such a well made video Sir Hazzor.

  • @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68
    @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I just realized this video can potentially be left on a loop and it would not really break its own internal cannon.

  • @seeinred
    @seeinred 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    >Unfathomably ugly
    I love Rimworld.

  • @xbirdshorts5075
    @xbirdshorts5075 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:53 the way he couldn't keep it when he said "the human meat keeps going bad" 💀

  • @zanewarp3970
    @zanewarp3970 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Just wanna say, absolutely love your stuff. Your narration is always fantastic and makes these fantastic to watch

  • @alaricsnellpym
    @alaricsnellpym 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Wow, did NOT expect you to have a physical form. A frw nights ago I dreampt I visited your house - it looked pretty much like in my dream, except in my dream it was in a small village that had an incongruously large train station - and you were just a disembodied voice that could be heard around the house. So weird to think you have actual flesh!

    • @stranger066
      @stranger066 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i want to have dreams like yours

  • @azericthetraveller6355
    @azericthetraveller6355 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I remember playing a colony with pirates expanded and a couple of the teratogenic colonists. I found that the sarcophagus suit lets you have near infinite tumors, and I *think* the max speed buff is 300%.

  • @neitherman9997
    @neitherman9997 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Pro Combat Extended Tip: Mech Clusters have a weakness. Smoke.
    Turrets can't target through smoke, People and Mechanoids can (they get some accuracy malus tho iirc). Meaning you can just approach the cluster with a smokescreen laid down via smoke grenades and shoot the turrets completely safely, from a very close distance too. I haven't tried, but you might even be able to melee them if the turret itself is smoked out

  • @AspenBrightsoul
    @AspenBrightsoul 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This reminds me of the old Cancer Mage from D&D 3.5

  • @mirjanbouma
    @mirjanbouma 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Congratulations on the sponsorship! I'm not in their demographic, but your beard looks very neat.

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      You don't look half bad either but please don't say "upsettingly long life" when you look way younger than I am 😅

  • @Darkplasma26
    @Darkplasma26 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’m very late but I would love to see a continuation of the story of Burks kid.

  • @GrimOrc
    @GrimOrc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Would be cool to see a video with the abandoned child that is born in a ruin with dryads around and growing up to be the dryad King/Queen.

  • @junktruck
    @junktruck 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    17:53 deconstructing batteries would not prevent zzzzts, since you don't even need batteries to get the event, just any powered conduit or workbench

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      sure but the more power you have in batteries the bigger the boom, no?

    • @junktruck
      @junktruck 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @HazzorPlaysGames I forgot this isn't base vanilla and you actually have infinite, constant power generation 😅 yeah, if you got helixien power it's a better play

  • @ranaku603
    @ranaku603 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    Burk makes bricks faster than primitive technology. That one got me good. Thanks for the laugh. xD
    Awesome vid as always!

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean, John did say it took him 2 hours to make 50 bricks IIRC.

    • @callmeriggy
      @callmeriggy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@livedandletdieIt got a good laugh out of me because I just finished watching a video from John and this was the autoplay.

  • @Xeonzs
    @Xeonzs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I've watched your videos for a while now, but this video just cemented my love for your format and vibe in your videos, you always manage to make me want to play even more Rimworld, so I've subscribed.
    Hope you never stop providing this wonderful entertainment :)

  • @reidmorris5908
    @reidmorris5908 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    A+ vid as usual... two little comments, though:
    1) the slug guy - what's he up to? what's his deal?
    2) you are very nice to look at.

  • @joed7547
    @joed7547 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    PRAISE THE GRANDFATHER, PRAISE NURGLE!

  • @chaosmorris5865
    @chaosmorris5865 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can't wait for the story of that pod baby

  • @selensewar
    @selensewar หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:35 that Primitive Technology brick reference, ha ha :"D

  • @mincoarmin1260
    @mincoarmin1260 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Always a good day when Hazzor uploads

  • @ModernGGoose
    @ModernGGoose หลายเดือนก่อน

    You had me on "Some dinner lands from space". Thats a true Rimworld spirit right here

  • @Logan0503
    @Logan0503 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It was fun to see a colony with these guys. I’ve seen them before and never really played with them, it seems like they can be really strong, and their main disadvantage is that you have to micromanage them a little.

  • @The_Blinded_Owl
    @The_Blinded_Owl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I would actually enjoy a bit of a mini series with the sapling child as the new protagonist. Would make a good story.

  • @maskedmonster
    @maskedmonster 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    0:02 How I look like and feel when I have to wake up Monday morning to go to work

  • @zacharyclose2007
    @zacharyclose2007 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm glad you got to win this one. I like to see people succeed at what they set out to accomplish.

  • @scottcoon2795
    @scottcoon2795 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the pawn Jerk. Poor thing looks like the Rimworld version of Mr.Hankey the Christmas Poo.

  • @drepie7537
    @drepie7537 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I shiver at the thought of how powerful they'd be with the sickly trait... assuming that's how that works.

  • @pythonzero708
    @pythonzero708 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Was already a pretty good day, then I see a Hazzor video and immediately an even better day. Thanks for making amazing content :)

  • @MrDitano
    @MrDitano หลายเดือนก่อน

    A strong connection to trees in a desert is kind of a biter sweet destiny.

  • @biblecampvictim416
    @biblecampvictim416 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Burk looks like me after playing Rimworld for 8 hours

  • @xqt6339
    @xqt6339 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for posting today, I needed it after work 👍

  • @sznimi
    @sznimi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Do a run like this but whit the sapling child growing up and wanting to find his or her parents

    • @sznimi
      @sznimi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well im a little late if anyone is wondering the chikd is dead

  • @lavagamer1184
    @lavagamer1184 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I swear this man has had too of worked on an actual documentary, cause his narration skills are literal professional level.

  • @Bsebt
    @Bsebt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The greatest timing is coming home from work to a freshly uploaded Hazzor video

  • @xeanderman6688
    @xeanderman6688 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Well, and now I'll need part 2 where the sapling child is looking for it's parents

  • @saintbread5080
    @saintbread5080 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I absolutely love your RimWorld videos

  • @miguelcardoso5084
    @miguelcardoso5084 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The story of the sapling child please, we need a follow up

  • @jordonhallmark7391
    @jordonhallmark7391 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    YAY! Another beautiful video as always sir!

  • @loki3618
    @loki3618 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Lets go More hazzor

  • @Endurance-fn3ku
    @Endurance-fn3ku 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the face on the dryad at the end fits perfectly with getting left behind

  • @user-du7dc1im6r
    @user-du7dc1im6r 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Amazing vid as always plus a really good uploading schedule lately, takes the mind of the fact we didn’t get Titan fall 3 yesterday

  • @Carcoona
    @Carcoona 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Keep up the great Rimworld content!

  • @ryankeeler8300
    @ryankeeler8300 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Captain Cancer!

  • @mother_horror7420
    @mother_horror7420 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its always a good day when hazzor uploads

  • @Lokiip
    @Lokiip 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *"Children's Hospitals cancer ward in chaos today as hundreds of sick children witness a video of a man obtaining powers after cannabalisticly eating cancerous tumors. As you might guess the Hospital became a scene out of a horror movie as ravenous children began eating the cancer out of the weaker, slower children. They then proceeded to jump from the windows believeing they could fly and withstand anything with their new found powers.
    Back to you Dave."*
    *"Wow. Quite story mike. In other news, do dogs enjoy wearing shoes?-"*

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop หลายเดือนก่อน

    Taukai would be an interesting homebrew race for D&D

  • @Jukied
    @Jukied 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    16:31
    “It takes 120000 USD to fire this weapon for 40 seconds!”

  • @kuyunund3lisi
    @kuyunund3lisi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Watched each of your videos more than once.Your voice is relaxing and makes me sleepy and helps me fall to sleep thanks alot for that

  • @Voc_spooksauce
    @Voc_spooksauce 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm glad you're gonna be gobbling me up soon ;) great vid huehuehue

  • @HelpMeFindMyDad
    @HelpMeFindMyDad 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like to think you were saying "Berk" for the whole video and it made it even better

  • @turtleofpride4572
    @turtleofpride4572 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I really can't wait to see what you do when the Anomaly DLC comes out!

  • @benoisette9418
    @benoisette9418 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fun fact: in fremch Burk is the onomatopoeia of disgust like 'ew' or 'yuck' in English.
    Very fitting I must say
    Keep up the good content!

  • @Deathstroke2666
    @Deathstroke2666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your videos and your voice I need MOREEEEE have you ever thought of doing stories like horror shorts either way love the games you play and the narrations you do in your videos

  • @hugosenet
    @hugosenet 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how at around 3:30 the like button shines as you say you'd gobble us up if we don't press it

  • @agentoranj5858
    @agentoranj5858 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Moments like 9:15 remind us why genuine actor and narrator reactions are so cherished across all media.

  • @monkeyboy4408
    @monkeyboy4408 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If you want to see a really fast miner, then you should use the Transhumanist and Undergrounder Ideologies, use dirtmoles, and then give a colonist with a high mining skill drill arms and a learning booster. They will become a literal human drill.

  • @TheOracleofClocks
    @TheOracleofClocks 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for another great video

  • @grandwyrm5275
    @grandwyrm5275 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    those turrets are what my turrets wish they were. insane.

  • @john-isaacclarkii2060
    @john-isaacclarkii2060 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So glad the tumor idea from last video came out

  • @user-ct5mi3zg9o
    @user-ct5mi3zg9o 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video is amazing Love it

  • @Person01234
    @Person01234 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    At least burk knew papa nurgle's love.

  • @TH3_N
    @TH3_N 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    you should make a sequel about the sapling child

  • @Nomadith
    @Nomadith 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sseth, reggie and hazzor all on one day? We are blessed indeed

  • @kerianhalcyon2769
    @kerianhalcyon2769 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There's an idea for a Rimworld challenge - lone survivor Guranlan child who's canonically Burk and Sequoia's kid (though to make things easy he can just be a normal dryad person).

  • @Simlatio
    @Simlatio หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man if consuming a cancer gave these buffs in real life, Reactor 4 would be my home and the Elephant's Foot would be my bed.

  • @scrubscruby4112
    @scrubscruby4112 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well now i NEED to like the video, well played

  • @boiboi5423
    @boiboi5423 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Watching this at 2am
    Worth it...

  • @kevinb6053
    @kevinb6053 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just now realizing Burk is basically deadpool, a living cancer cell

  • @Assabinnas
    @Assabinnas หลายเดือนก่อน

    > gets rescued by a colony
    > wakes up
    > sees cancer-eating wife in the colony
    "aight imma head out"

  • @captainmorgan2307
    @captainmorgan2307 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dang good videos!

  • @blank3531
    @blank3531 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Deadpool that’s u? 0:37

  • @dfgrhbjkh
    @dfgrhbjkh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Killer job on this video! Question: Does your research tree have the lathe research? I believe that allows you to manufacture reinforced barrels.

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought that was a thing and looked for it, maybe I just missed it but I'm not sure I have whichever mod that's from installed, fortifications or something I think.

  • @robguerra4058
    @robguerra4058 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A lizard man named snake. Gotta love it

  • @hellfire33100
    @hellfire33100 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey I've really enjoyed these odd rimworld stories. Especially the medieval story arc, would love to see more of that. Have you ever used the hp Lovecraft mod and do a run with cosmic horror? It's great fun

  • @Bralor89
    @Bralor89 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for playing games hours/weeks on end, so we don't have to! Very entertaining, as always.

  • @robmitch4085
    @robmitch4085 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Sapling child with the abandoned dryad." This is a set up. I can feel it in my undead bones we are going to see the story of this child and if it can live on the rim.

  • @whtwolfgames7983
    @whtwolfgames7983 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I want to see you do save our ship, continue the saga in space, build a station!

  • @entityct7430
    @entityct7430 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A man of culture I see. I heard that Primitive Technology reference.

  • @marivinthegamer
    @marivinthegamer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    good day when hazzor uploads

  • @a-n..
    @a-n.. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Everybody wants it Hazzor...we want the child sequel.

  • @Shenorai
    @Shenorai 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love that shoutout to Primitive Technology :p

  • @rocket_hops
    @rocket_hops 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LETS GO NEW VID

  • @Czaroslaw
    @Czaroslaw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This man unironically used dryads, what a legend.

  • @antonjonsson9271
    @antonjonsson9271 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A dang now im gona start simping for Hazzor after the ad

  • @bugstuff2121
    @bugstuff2121 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    next series:
    a Phytokin grows out of the ground in an abandoned base, it seems well protected by turrets and dryads despite being abandoned. the dryads take care of the kid for a few years before he can do stuff himself. can the kid survive and thrive by themselves in this unforgiving rimworld with no adults? I mean they do have a nice base after all, even if it's run down...

  • @JpZMerida
    @JpZMerida 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Amazing gut feeling after finishing the video.

    • @HazzorPlaysGames
      @HazzorPlaysGames  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that'll be the benificial bacteria I mixed into the dough.

  • @dorian447
    @dorian447 หลายเดือนก่อน

    so they develop tumours...
    so in theory you could make a "leader" who doesnt get these tumours. name him something like joe? give him cool apocalyptic armor. give him lots of colonists who develop tumours and have war boys? in rimworld!!