How to be masculine (tutorial)

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  • @haggisa
    @haggisa 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Next week i'm going to show you how to fuck a man up. How to fight a bear. How to cut up a bear. How to cut a bear open and live inside it like a queen... a king." - Too. Much. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

  • @Misspiggyaficionado
    @Misspiggyaficionado 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    THOSE BURN MARKS

  • @marghi5486
    @marghi5486 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    why am i watching a guy in skinny jeans put his hand on a radiator its like 1am on a school night

    • @milliezie8546
      @milliezie8546 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Margherita Carlon lol same here

  • @sophiaathina
    @sophiaathina 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wehazskillz was epic, and adding one of your WHS videos every day for a week is just going to add an extra level of epicness to my week. Win.

  • @charlottelyon13
    @charlottelyon13 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I swear Chris is permanently high.

  • @britishhomeboy88
    @britishhomeboy88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just stumbled across your 2 accounts again. Used to watch them years ago when I was at school. Such mad nostalgia watching my favourite ones back! The David Brent style comedy brought me so much joy back in the day. Hope you're still. Involved in some form of theatre!

  • @Jess-uq2zy
    @Jess-uq2zy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Chris's whole channel is why he's still single.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jess But I and so many other girls want him, mostly because of what he does in his videos, how do you explain that?

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karolin S he was never looking for a girl, sis.

  • @marysaurus3
    @marysaurus3 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this was the first video i watched of yours. i'll never stop watching you christopher

  • @RobinHoodinSherwood
    @RobinHoodinSherwood 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    is it bad that I saw the title of this video, saw that it was by Chris... and just laughed

  • @DannyJennings
    @DannyJennings 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I fucking lol'ed when your hair went into an uncooperative state. Stunning

  • @morganfudgsiclemonster9106
    @morganfudgsiclemonster9106 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    there's a Barbie ad on your video sir.

  • @qwertyflib1
    @qwertyflib1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Basically, i need to do revision for my exam on Thursday and Friday but your videos are just too amazing!

  • @ConsiderMeGuru
    @ConsiderMeGuru 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    crabstickz videos are a good way to start the day! that rhymed :)

  • @vishushollishus
    @vishushollishus 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i always get extra excited when i see a new video of yours in my sub box thingy. and i'm never disappointed!

  • @dakotawint
    @dakotawint 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that last 30 seconds was seriously the funniest

  • @JakeJarvi
    @JakeJarvi 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm really glad you're doing this.

  • @DoctorWhoisPENG
    @DoctorWhoisPENG 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love how he says he's going to teach us how to fight a bear, and the top suggestion is "how to tie a tie" :)

  • @pamelahl1
    @pamelahl1 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i saw this video a couple of years ago and it it still cute today. skillz was/is a fun channel with many gifted kids, and it has been pretty neat to see thier talents bloom over the years ~ ~ classics! ~pamela

  • @MathijsMeinema
    @MathijsMeinema 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Cause things ain't gettin over, listen to what I say, got to turn aroooouuund". Mad skilzz. You gotz 'em.

  • @KenForest
    @KenForest 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I MISS YOU CHRIS COMEBACK PLEASE!!!

  • @geronimojordann
    @geronimojordann 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:49 onwards - Had me in tears :')

  • @Bugz1098
    @Bugz1098 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    because of the annotation at the beginning, he got more thumbs up than ever.

  • @lauraradio2
    @lauraradio2 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really hope my mum doesn't think I'm watching porn.

  • @demonchild1139
    @demonchild1139 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i just realised you have my favourite film poster on your wall and i cried a little

  • @MrsBethHowell
    @MrsBethHowell 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm 38 weeks pregnant. When he held his hand up and there were grill lines on it I laughed so much I think my waters may have broke!

  • @sorchahannah
    @sorchahannah 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You deserve a medal for this shit!!! Unreal!! Cant stop laughin!

  • @marysaurus3
    @marysaurus3 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is the first video of yours i ever saw. what a journey its been

  • @iceboots89
    @iceboots89 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    That video is possibly the first thing I saw of you, been subscribing ever since.

  • @crabstickz2
    @crabstickz2  14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @ChatterBox1324 Yeah babybe!!! What other ikea items to you get Pleasure from?

  • @shannonsstills5592
    @shannonsstills5592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the things he does for us

  • @demonchild1139
    @demonchild1139 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh my god you have my FAVOURITE FILM EVER ON YOUR WALL

  • @veronica_violence
    @veronica_violence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dwight Schrute's British nephew

  • @DriftingFeather
    @DriftingFeather 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well...not what I expected when I gave you that heater but there we are lol. The old house too! *Nostalgia...the beat nostalgia over the head when rose tinted glasses are removed* I'm quite looking forward to these, not sure Ive seen them :-)

  • @iamxstardust1
    @iamxstardust1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chris is skinnier than me it's not fair

  • @khachatour
    @khachatour 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I discovered you from we haz skills. haha

  • @JuicyRawLove
    @JuicyRawLove 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chris is permanently awesome.

  • @okstevie11
    @okstevie11 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I already have like all your videos from that channel favorited haha. wehazskills was awesome and somelikeitvlogged too!
    Good luck with your essay! :)

  • @petersharp5511
    @petersharp5511 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    00:50 me every time I have a fringe gap

  • @garlicbread378
    @garlicbread378 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i cant youre so funny

  • @OLDS98
    @OLDS98 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny crabstickz. I did not know about the other channel . It does show you in a different way. Keep them coming. Please do well on your essay.

  • @crabstickz2
    @crabstickz2  14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @itselisse Thank you Mr West...

  • @donnakok4637
    @donnakok4637 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the amélie poster so much omg

  • @minnierat14
    @minnierat14 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    eh I already watched all of your wehazskillz videos.. nothing special. jokin ':P you are genius!! the best one is 'how to kiss' and 'how to shave'. ily Christopher

  • @citizenenigma
    @citizenenigma 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dear sir, I love you, I truly truly do.
    Regards,
    Chewbacca

  • @taranosaurusrex4135
    @taranosaurusrex4135 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    AMELIE POSTER!!! You have amazing taste.

  • @SundaeGurls
    @SundaeGurls 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    U have an amazing musical side... Amaziiinnnnggggg haha

  • @LouiseVervaet
    @LouiseVervaet 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    THAT SONG HEY WHATS WRONG WITH YOU IN THE BEGINNING thank
    thank
    thank for helping me find that

  • @cheermaniac161
    @cheermaniac161 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    DEAR LORD every time you sing i am reborn

  • @05ALMA20
    @05ALMA20 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your tags are always the best xD

  • @cutecupcake627
    @cutecupcake627 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:50 reasons why i love Chris.

  • @Eveningwake
    @Eveningwake 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh golly gee! I've always wanted to know how to train my wolf to go up an escalator!!

  • @lilmaraschino
    @lilmaraschino 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    other things that are hot
    -chris kendall

  • @kjkkjjjjkjkkjkjj
    @kjkkjjjjkjkkjkjj 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    the first few sentences reminded me so much of the first episode of the office:)

  • @AshleySieberAshleyMarieSieber
    @AshleySieberAshleyMarieSieber 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The whole time, I was just expecting someone to pop out of that wardrobe behind him

  • @tunny2000
    @tunny2000 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    You used to be part of so many collab channels.
    PS. I miss your old bedroom / doctors/dentist office.

  • @TaylorSmith-mk7bo
    @TaylorSmith-mk7bo 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched Amelie in French class today!!

  • @ygraineemrys6723
    @ygraineemrys6723 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not just his neighbors, but his subconscious...it must be screaming...

  • @rhiannonwalsh
    @rhiannonwalsh 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    This made my day Chris!
    Are you not finished uni?
    Oh and envelope juice cures everything donchaknow :)
    xo

  • @thezokazoka1
    @thezokazoka1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Um Chris, i clicked a lot of thumbs up buttons on your channel and i still didn't get that free trip to your pants so...

  • @TH0KH
    @TH0KH 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ha, the noises made while his hand is on the radiator thing, I imagine those are similar to the sounds pterodactyls made when gettin' it on. XD

  • @carmencloward1932
    @carmencloward1932 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Ohh! It smells as well.."

  • @SandpitTurtle1
    @SandpitTurtle1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i looked away for one moment and thought that i heard a whale giving birth

  • @yayeSAMsay
    @yayeSAMsay 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he said 'SHIT' it sounded like the first line of the song 'Enter Shikari by Enter Shikari' xD

  • @TheOrangeZephyr
    @TheOrangeZephyr 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Proof enough that I got the what takes to make man?" - Chris Kendall

  • @TheWrockStar
    @TheWrockStar 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think this is the closest a man can get to childbirth pain! XD

  • @crabstickz2
    @crabstickz2  14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @zomgzombiezz FIRE!!!

  • @Laura-ls1lp
    @Laura-ls1lp 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have that wardrobe!

  • @crabstickz2
    @crabstickz2  14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @NotReallyHereSoYea i do it all the time, it's a skill. You need to show everyone around you that you're sexually ready and that keeping you;re legs together would be uncomfortably due to the enormity of you're genitalia.

  • @xxLeannePx15xx
    @xxLeannePx15xx 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wehazskillz was the best collab channel ever

  • @gotsickdetail
    @gotsickdetail 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's so freaking fit

  • @MegHicks97
    @MegHicks97 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omfg, it's when he went " Ahhhh FUCK IT". Ahh stitches.

  • @kaylaspringer5245
    @kaylaspringer5245 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OH MAH LORDAY YES CHRIS 700k YES YAS YUS

  • @lauradoestheastro
    @lauradoestheastro 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aw, WeHazSkillz nostalgia. That's how I found you!

  • @TheGraffitiNation
    @TheGraffitiNation 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    em that was quite a chuckle .....vision yes ? hello there crabsticks get msn :)

  • @bonniebtc
    @bonniebtc 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the Amelie poster :3

  • @SoLongAndGoodnight07
    @SoLongAndGoodnight07 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you more than life.

  • @AlwayZash
    @AlwayZash 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ohmigosh that was so funny!!! im still laughing!!!! xD xD

  • @sethgreenroxmysox
    @sethgreenroxmysox 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @53 seconds....hey Jack Black what's up?

  • @cezzie901
    @cezzie901 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lulz. You say "Fuck it" like a right Northerner. Love it. :D

  • @emilybroson4610
    @emilybroson4610 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Next video ill teach you how to fight a bear" Suggestions: "How To have fun with cats!" Oh chris....

  • @ManaviManic
    @ManaviManic 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    'how to live inside a bear..like a queen...a king!' LOL

  • @candacejessicaable
    @candacejessicaable 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "cheating? yes. lazy? YES." hahaha.

  • @crazypenguinfilms
    @crazypenguinfilms 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I WAS LAUGHING SOO SOOOO HARD :')

  • @cadhlaboyle
    @cadhlaboyle 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris, I would just like to point out that I went to A&E and had to wear socks on my hands for months for doing something similar when I was younger, just a quick heads-up.

  • @SlabberBubble17
    @SlabberBubble17 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    i had that t shirt lol the green striped one

  • @vishushollishus
    @vishushollishus 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tags: radiator burns cured by envelope juice? hahahaha oh man i love you.

  • @jiklar
    @jiklar 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    YES! Crabstickz underwear shot. Score!

  • @tantejohan
    @tantejohan 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First thoght seeing the title: Oh gad! xD

  • @samcockerill5584
    @samcockerill5584 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    *pauses it before "up"* lol cr33py

  • @mychemqueen
    @mychemqueen 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    One abbreviation: BAMF!

  • @TrillBill
    @TrillBill 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    RWJ's long lost twin brother with a slight accent??

  • @yellownudge
    @yellownudge 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:52-0:55 was hilarious xD

  • @mandy
    @mandy 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss we haz skillz

  • @RwarItsCody
    @RwarItsCody 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    the whopping four thumbs down ,
    were probley children cause Crabstickz told us no kids.

  • @ManaviManic
    @ManaviManic 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    laughed so much i fell off my chair!

  • @janitorbud
    @janitorbud 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    So when is that free trip to your pants?
    I've missed that intro.

  • @nextsatridol27
    @nextsatridol27 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    if you look away it sounds like hes doing it...

  • @25ClAiRe10
    @25ClAiRe10 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg i love this. ur just naturally funny :) fire volcanos matches and other things that are hot. :D aww.. deadly. ur hilerious :)

  • @sendjunk8580
    @sendjunk8580 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    here is a crazy idea :D just take the hand off the radiator :DD

  • @sacredgeometry
    @sacredgeometry 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh yeah, i completely forgot about that channel