yep, if women are like: you cant hit me cuz imma woman. then i just get pissed off. since what the actual fuck is the difference, if anything ur being sexist to yourself -.-
same here lol. Also them 'depressed-for-no-reason' girls are anoying asf in school.. since they just make some stupid weak excuses to be late to lessons. -.-
"*gasp!* unf...you hit me...mmmmh you...hit me." to which i replied AHHHHHHHHHHHH. that is the proper responce. and now i can no longer laugh without it hurting
"Now i dont thinka man should EVER, hit a woman............ till the fifth time she's cracked him in the face" i thought dat was funny, but she shouldnt hav hit him in the first place. i mean who fights over a fricken bookcase?
Still watching, still funny. Thank you, I hope you do more. I showed it to my Media class in college last year btw :D they laughed their asses off. Your animation helped for sure.
I think Christopher Titus would love this because I enjoy this so much I have replayed it at least 10 times already. Makes me wish there was a version of his whole show animated like this. Would make it even more epic :D
Had a random thought pop in my head and was like, I'ma look this up. Half hour later, I finally find it! This was the funniest shit back in the day and still holds up to this day.
Wanna thank you man, when I first saw this I never knew about Titus, now he is my favorite comedian, I always kitten to the podcast and watch ever new special.
This was Hilarious but Domestic Violence is wrong.... and Dane Cook is my Fave Comedian!! Especially in the one where he said he'd name his Kids after Transformer's and the one when he went to the Drive Thru
ArcadeFox so where's the problem? you created the cartoons and you get the money! ok since you're not interested in the money part,maybe you should teach me how to make animated videos. any idea how to get free animation programs and tutorials,am serious about it.common hook a brother up!
Is this really how the police work? WOMAN: Hits boyfriend five times in the face. NOTHING HAPPENS. MAN: Slaps girlfriend ONCE in self defense. ARRESTED.
Honestly, if a woman keeps hitting you, then that's different. She needs to be subdued in some form. However, if a woman hit you, especially if you've done something wrong, and you hit her with the force of man, whose body mass is naturally stronger than hers, you can do real damage. That is why men shouldn't hit women, not because of equality, but because of fairness, it's not fair that my hit doesn't hurt you, but yours hurt me; though the same can be said that you shouldn't be hit in the first place. However, I wonder how many of these people talking shit about hitting women actually even do it? Lol. It's quite easy to be ruthless and ballsy internet thugs.
Violence is wrong. It is always wrong. It has always been wrong and always will be wrong. Whether you are a male or a female it is equally wrong. There is no difference who is hitting and who is being hit. The fact that this has to actually be said makes me doubt the general intelligence of the human race.
First off, bullshit on that body mass stuff. A woman cam be just as strong as a man and have a smaller body mass than them. That's simply because a man's body develops quicker than a woman's. Similar to how they gain and lose weight faster than a woman, they also gain and lose muscle just as fast. Doesn't mean women are weaker though. Second of all, I have lots of friends who are boys who are stronger than me, and I myself get winded just from going up seven stairs, can barely open a juice container, and call on THESE SAME FRIENDS to carry the stuff I cant at times. However, I've hurt them more than they've ever hurt me. For example, one kid had kicked me in the butt, and It hurt for a minute, but I got over it. I kicked him in the butt the next day, and HE COULDN'T SIT RIGHT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. Another example, Whenever another one of my friends is being slow or late, i tug him by his back pack. And that shit hurts him too. He did it to me once, and I only felt myself being pulled back. No pain, no nothing. And last but not least, it is scientifically proven that women have a better pain tolerance. So don't you dare say its okay for a man not to hit a woman back if you'd hit a man first yourself. Translation: Don't use your gender as an excuse to be an asshole.
Fairness is bullshit. So is equality in that form. Men and woman are different but if a woman hits a man she has made her choice, the man can make his.
....This was BRILLIANT! I have no idea who the comedian is, but he sounds -brilliant-!!! His delivery and everything is just awesome. xD And your video was just as amazing too!! Well done!!!
I remember watching this when I was kid when it first came out this and the zombie series and then you vanished don’t know why this came in my suggested but I’m glad it did whered you go man!!!!!!!
LpsAmnesia I know and I can't stop laughing it's just a bookcase that's just wants to be made but the bitch is fighting over just a bookcase how would you think what the book case feels
I think after anyone cracks anyone in the face, they may immediately crack them back, regardless of gender.
yep, if women are like: you cant hit me cuz imma woman. then i just get pissed off.
since what the actual fuck is the difference, if anything ur being sexist to yourself -.-
If anything, it makes me want to punch them even more.
same here lol. Also them 'depressed-for-no-reason' girls are anoying asf in school.. since they just make some stupid weak excuses to be late to lessons. -.-
Okay guys remember to still keep some civility man or woman you don't want an all out brawl xD
equality
And like a real man I locked myself in the bathroom.
Lol
Nothing makes a man a man more when he locks himself in the bathroom
Johnnydepp?
"it wasnt as hard as i could have" that part, that part.
You made my childhood man I'm glad your stuff is still here I hope whatever your doing now in life you enjoy yourself
me too
"*gasp!* unf...you hit me...mmmmh you...hit me." to which i replied AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
that is the proper responce. and now i can no longer laugh without it hurting
im 6,2 im blonde im tan and im wearing white pants....................and i realize im a very pretty man..
i couldent stop laughing 😂🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Now I don't think a man should hit a woman.............. until the 5th time she's cracked him in the face. :P
Allora I loved that part 😂😂😂
Fives a good number
"And I realized I'm a very pretty man" why did I not get this until 9 years later wtf
Maybe we we're young
Even as a kid I knew about bubba. I grew up at a young age and I just want those years back. >.
I love the art style. Choppy yet very anime.
No matter how many times I see this it doesn't get old. It is well drawn.
The cops would arrest the guy first
That's what's wrong with Emerica these days
Matthew varner your spelling
What Did I spell wrong
AMERICA!
p. farley I'm pretty sure it's "Merica...."
"....FUCK YAE!!!"
1:23
I don't think a man should ever hit a woman...
Till the fifth time, she cracks him in the face!
Truer words were never spoken!
Quinn Fletcher yea
If anyone hits you then that's just self defence beyond that point, kick her ass, people who can't finish fights shouldn't start em
I remember watching this when I was younger. I loved it so much
"Now i dont thinka man should EVER, hit a woman............ till the fifth time she's cracked him in the face" i thought dat was funny, but she shouldnt hav hit him in the first place. i mean who fights over a fricken bookcase?
The woman apparently
MrLuigiman231 Not all women. Just psycho girlfriends.
Read Christopher titus the guy in the videos life story that girlfriend is one of the more same people in his life
Me
What about an ocd librarian?
omg i love the now i belive a man should never hit a woman until the 5th time she cracks u one in the face epic
XD this guy is awesome
love him
cool
so funny
i know right
God this skit was one of my favorites. This was a great job in animating it.
"Didn't work in 3rd grade,not gonna work on the L.A.P.D" OMG!!!;D
"This son of a bitch hit me!"
"She hit me first!"
Which didn't work in 3rd grade, NOT gonna work on the LAPD.
It is 2023. This has been recommended to be again after so many years. Incredible
no matter how many times i watch it gets me😂😂😂😂
silent gemini the girl was thirsty when he hit her 😂
Well well well, looks like I’m back after all of these years.
I LOVED this. Your animation skills are pretty good. Your characters are nice looking as well. I do not know this comedian but it really worked.
Christopher Titus
Still one of the best classic TH-cam videos
Man. 13 years ago and I am still watching it. As entertaining to watch now as it was when I was 13.
XD I'm a very pretty man
XD
I already posted this
I know I saw ur post
ya could of just shared it
I did
i cant really remember the first time i watched this... but it gives me great nostalgia, thank you for this glorious animation
Still watching, still funny. Thank you, I hope you do more. I showed it to my Media class in college last year btw :D they laughed their asses off. Your animation helped for sure.
Come back to watch this every few years
This makes my week. Easily the funniest video of the year. Pure Feckin Commedy!!!
Damn it’s been a really long time since I’ve seen this video, only reason I ever looked up Christopher Titus
Ive seen dis vid a LONG time ago and its still funny as hell, Christopher stay awsome and funny bro! XD
I think Christopher Titus would love this because I enjoy this so much I have replayed it at least 10 times already. Makes me wish there was a version of his whole show animated like this. Would make it even more epic :D
OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!
Whichever stand up comedian mad this up is sooo funny!
I love the animation that goes with it to. So perfect!
The comedian is Christopher Titus and this is from his comedy special Normal Rockwell is Bleeding.
Had a random thought pop in my head and was like, I'ma look this up. Half hour later, I finally find it! This was the funniest shit back in the day and still holds up to this day.
Christopher Titus for those of you who ask
VikingFyre thank you, I’ve been looking for this comment
And like a real man, I locked myself in the bathroom. XD
I come from the future to say dam
Thank you so much for making this video, I found my favorite comedian this way
Wanna thank you man, when I first saw this I never knew about Titus, now he is my favorite comedian, I always kitten to the podcast and watch ever new special.
"I hit her I swear I hit her!" Lol
This was Hilarious but Domestic Violence is wrong.... and Dane Cook is my Fave Comedian!! Especially in the one where he said he'd name his Kids after Transformer's and the one when he went to the Drive Thru
It's Christopher Titus
It reminds me of my ex gf O_O she scared me shitless...then again she was bigger than me...i had to look UP to her
HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD XD
How did you get an ex like that?
Been watching since this was uploaded, hits just as hard. Quality animation.
These are pretty good. The art is crude but conveys the emotion very well and flows very well, I like the style a lot.
Man I hope this guy is doing well.
Haha.. I'M 6.3, i'm blond and I'm wearing black pants. I'm a very pretty woman :3
Olivia Blohm got damn 6'3"? Shit Im 6'2" Id be uncofortable as shit around you lol
Olivia Blohm Hehehe.
I'm 5.6 feet (172 cm). (Guy) I am tiny as fuck.
I'm dutch which makes it even more awkward. Walking in the city is hell between the other skyscrapers.
I'm 5.2
Damn 6'3? I am like 5'6 trample on me
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS HILARIOUS! I AM NEVER GOING TO SUSCRIBBE TO YOU!
Aww shucks...
I would fell no remorse if you had an "accident"
Gem Party That was a joke, sweetheart.
The joke is that I said that right after subscribing.
Awkward..
+Santenoturtle lol
this brings back memories, i love this video
I watched this when i was still a kid. Still love the animation and video
I love Dan Cook and Holy Hell that woman is a Masochist O.O
this is not dane cook, it is Sam Kinison.
Under Taker Oh
Dane Cook has a very distinguished voice, it doesn't sound near him.
Under Taker It isn't Sam Kinison, it is Christopher Titus
Under Taker It's Christopher Titus. From his standup hit, "Norman Rockwell is Bleeding."
this dude looks like me and has the same name as me... Muh god
He looks like you eh? You're 6'2 you're blond you're tan you're wearing white pants. You're a very pretty man
+Dreamer511 lol
+Dreamer511 I tried so hard to not laugh at that
+Dreamer511 Well I'm blond, and tan, not 6'2 though. But I'm whiter than a cheesecake I'll tell you hwat.
U r he
hahahahahahahahaha can't stop laughing *falls on floor*
Ten years old. Fucking wow I remember watching this ALL THE TIME
Its been six years since I watched this. Im so glad I found it again
Tsundere much?
Trigger Fist A masochist tsundere? Thats something new
i wonder do you get paid for this video even though it's not your material?
Nope. It's all for fun.
ArcadeFox you don't want money for it?
ArcadeFox so where's the problem? you created the cartoons and you get the money! ok since you're not interested in the money part,maybe you should teach me how to make animated videos. any idea how to get free animation programs and tutorials,am serious about it.common hook a brother up!
+ArcadeFox XD I'll give u money........MONOPOLY MONEY I'm bored ok byee!
if he got money this would be 1. his channel would be taken down or 2. he would get sued until he explodes.
Wow
The animations actually make this funnier. Danke!
God. Has it really been 10 years?
To which I replyAHHHH
Video: Jus- Let me talk to Rick
Me:THE WALKING DEAD 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Rick and morty though...
Renesmee Wolfe
Same😂
Is this really how the police work? WOMAN: Hits boyfriend five times in the face. NOTHING HAPPENS. MAN: Slaps girlfriend ONCE in self defense. ARRESTED.
Shrimp Sushi Yupp!
That's how it goes. The law system is rigged against men because society expects men to take it like a man or something like that.
Don Dude Facts!!!
Why tf was this in my recommended 10 years later
The animation with the is freaking hilarious it goes great with the audio
a woman isn't a woman after hitting a guy
lol
Is it wrong that this is what I look for in a woman?
yes
Whatever floats your boat...
Brute I'm with you on that brother
not if you like clinical depression
hey how old are you
no matter how many times I watch this, it is still funny.
I’ve been looking for this for so long
if a woman punches me I punch her back I don't care if I get in arrested or something like that
is it because your black?
Mexican
+Ase Pokemon Why is it bad if a girl hits you and you hit her back in self defence.
Mekahi Scott im not saying its bad im just questioning if thats the reason behind it .-.
of course he gets arrested for self defense
Honestly, if a woman keeps hitting you, then that's different. She needs to be subdued in some form. However, if a woman hit you, especially if you've done something wrong, and you hit her with the force of man, whose body mass is naturally stronger than hers, you can do real damage. That is why men shouldn't hit women, not because of equality, but because of fairness, it's not fair that my hit doesn't hurt you, but yours hurt me; though the same can be said that you shouldn't be hit in the first place. However, I wonder how many of these people talking shit about hitting women actually even do it? Lol. It's quite easy to be ruthless and ballsy internet thugs.
k
Violence is wrong. It is always wrong. It has always been wrong and always will be wrong. Whether you are a male or a female it is equally wrong. There is no difference who is hitting and who is being hit. The fact that this has to actually be said makes me doubt the general intelligence of the human race.
First off, bullshit on that body mass stuff. A woman cam be just as strong as a man and have a smaller body mass than them. That's simply because a man's body develops quicker than a woman's. Similar to how they gain and lose weight faster than a woman, they also gain and lose muscle just as fast. Doesn't mean women are weaker though. Second of all, I have lots of friends who are boys who are stronger than me, and I myself get winded just from going up seven stairs, can barely open a juice container, and call on THESE SAME FRIENDS to carry the stuff I cant at times. However, I've hurt them more than they've ever hurt me. For example, one kid had kicked me in the butt, and It hurt for a minute, but I got over it. I kicked him in the butt the next day, and HE COULDN'T SIT RIGHT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. Another example, Whenever another one of my friends is being slow or late, i tug him by his back pack. And that shit hurts him too. He did it to me once, and I only felt myself being pulled back. No pain, no nothing. And last but not least, it is scientifically proven that women have a better pain tolerance. So don't you dare say its okay for a man not to hit a woman back if you'd hit a man first yourself. Translation: Don't use your gender as an excuse to be an asshole.
Heard it here first, men OP, life plz nerf
Fairness is bullshit. So is equality in that form. Men and woman are different but if a woman hits a man she has made her choice, the man can make his.
Damn, people think Dane Cook is not funny, this is the unfunniest comedian I've ever seen
You mean heard
This is Christopher Titus. Not Dane Cook. He literally said "hello this is Christopher Titus I'm here to report domestic violence."
Okay so clearly you didn't read my comment
What the heck
Oh its Christopher Titus
I tend towards meritocratic egalitarianism myself.
Some woman elects to punch me, she had BETTER expect mutual retaliation. Chivalry can kiss my ass.
....This was BRILLIANT! I have no idea who the comedian is, but he sounds -brilliant-!!! His delivery and everything is just awesome. xD And your video was just as amazing too!! Well done!!!
I CAN'T be the only one who keeps watching this just because the character is cute and it's just plain funny!
Oh my god, I still think about this animation! I can't believe youtube reccomend it to me after all this time. So nostalgic 😂
I can not get enough of this
love how you say your favorite comedian but dont say who it is
this is one of my favorite comedians! :D
Awesome animation, for returning it up in the 90's
I could hardly breathe after watching this video.
Ah, years later this is till amazing
I keep watching this video, it's so HILARIOUS!!!
the twist at the end is genius
Still timeless.
Man, I've loved Christopher Titus since I was a kid and watched Titus on TV. He's got the PERFECT humour! :D
In my recommended list 7 years later
LAWL "Take that all you Dane Cook animated videos." That got me so bad!! ~
I thought about this video last night didnt think id see it again
I remember watching this when I was kid when it first came out this and the zombie series and then you vanished don’t know why this came in my suggested but I’m glad it did whered you go man!!!!!!!
"I smacked her open handed & I regret it. Caus it wasn't as hard as I could have man!"
cant stop watching
Among the top 10 funniest comedians easily. Christopher Titus is hilarious no matter the subject he chooses to make fun of lol.
Man my stomach was hurting really bad and this made me feel better for 5 minutes
This was the funniest video on TH-cam for a while. OOhhh 2011
This is sooo awesome! Nice artwork too! :D
wow even the art style screams 2010
Christopher Titus is one of my favorites too!
Keep in mind...this was over a bookcase...
LpsAmnesia I know and I can't stop laughing it's just a bookcase that's just wants to be made but the bitch is fighting over just a bookcase how would you think what the book case feels
LpsAmnesia uhm book?
Perfect animation!