House Passes Bill to Ban TikTok, Trump & Biden Rematch Set & Aaron Rodgers on RFK Jr’s VP Shortlist
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 มี.ค. 2024
- The House of Representatives passed a bill that would ban TikTok in America, Donald Trump is now not in favor of the ban, Marjorie Taylor Greene is siding with Donald, the monologue gets interrupted by a TikToker, Joe Biden and Trump officially clinched their parties nominations, RFK Jr. is reportedly looking at quarterback Aaron Rodgers as a possible VP candidate, we are less than two weeks away from the start of Donald Trump’s trial related to the Stormy Daniels hush money case, Mike Lindell’s legal bills are adding up, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd to give men a women’s history mini-quiz.
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Awesome Monologue tonight!
When he knew our vice president, but said “Condoleezza Rice”, I almost lost it. 11:17
I said I prefer Basmati Rice…but then, I’m old.
after whispering "Abdullah"
@@jeromesullivan4015Wild Rice=Fiber!
Yes!! Arm pump*****
MTG has a voice from hell no other polite way to say it.
I just wish she’d wear a cardigan or something to cover her arms.
Love MTG.
Demons usually do
I keep asking for a Trigger Warning on YT when they show her or let her speak. She’s a teen girl that never had friends. Her & Boeberts screeching about Twitter killed me. These are NOT adults I know.
@@stanbyme7874 Boebert is hot.
How can Georgia not be humiliated by mtg
They have no shame
Same reason New York loved Donald Trump for 40 years.
@@JH-sj4pfThat's not what I heard.
The same way Kent-ucky voted for Moscow Mitch for over 20yrs! They say they hate him, then wtf do they keep voting for him? 💙🙀😾💙
MGT is in a "safe" area in GA. She does not represent ALL of GA
That history quiz at the end was hilarious 😂
😂
MGT is a national embarrassment
It's MTG.
@@Rhiannon1261 true, but we collectively still understand who that national embarrassment is.
MGT: Marjorie Greene Taylor
Good job Charles. You pass Women's History Month. Bravo.
I will get you a ticket to Los Angeles so you can go to Hollywood Boulevard and answer questions that this show asks people there.
@@aiman9365 Her US House Gov page says her name is "Marjorie Taylor Greene". You don't have to fly anywhere to look at a gov website.
@@aiman9365empty green,
the socks stay on
TikTok can avoid getting banned by simply renaming itself 'Guns'
I love this
You're encouraging a global app race. 😂
Can we label Social Security as “Guns” too?
Ok, you win the comment section today 😅
Or Trump Tok. My whole family would be downloading it!
"the only way to get Trump to shut up is to put him in a room with Eric." Priceless 🤣
China Joe
@@barbarastiffler8810 China Ivanna purses China Donalds golf clothes. Wtf you talkin about?
Our country's political system has become a joke, when will this madness stop.
When pigs fly...
When hell freezes over…
When the whole system crumbles
Nice Floyd and Eagles references!
When Dump is planted
Everybody should raid their Monopoly sets and send all the money to Mike Lindell
I second this!
Two more days and his earth shattering announcement will be made. Who thinks it will be less than earth shattering?
@@Iluthra Its just going to be a wet fart that ruins his last pair of trousers.
😂
I will.
Jimmy you have once outdone yourself again! The interview on the street about the women in history was amazing! I hope you win some type of award for that!
So scary to think that these people are eligible to vote! 😳
JImmy's show is getting canceled soon.
Sounds like he's not doing that good of a job. lmao
Those street quizzes were epic!!
That guy was good.
5:54 But it’s “not a cult.” 🤦🏼♀️ These people are insane. It’s definitely a cult y’all!!
The Donkey Cult.
My only wish is that someone cuts into it a scene from Starship Troopers with someone saying, "I'm doing my part"!
Hhahah the women of the month segment is damn too funny.. 😭
Literally the funniest and saddest part of the segment 😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😅😅
More sad than funny.
@@mariap.9240I thought so. Then again, I would have gotten some of those wrong as well.
@@SugarandSarcasm of course, me too. But even I would have known some historic women, I'm not from the US so they are not that big in our countries history. And of course I wouldn't have known the pornstars, except Stormy. 😂
That last guy killed me 😂
That guy at the end has the strangest comb over I've ever seen.
😂
It's like taking away all your kids imaginary friends at once
Gold!!!
MGT has a voice that could cut glass
Love Jimmy you are the BEST! 💙💙💙
What happened to “Previously on Jimmy Kimmel live?”
The last dudes fringe, comb over, pony tail combo was so weird xD
Loved you at the Oscars Kimmel and Guillermo!!
Forget Hotmail. They are AOL 😂😂😂
They're not even that. They're still using carrier pigeons.
They are still figuring out the "series of tubes"
@@ateamfan42 I always thought that was a decent explanation of the interwebs.
Best TikTok ever.
The departing ''... buy my supplements'' was the cherry on top.
When Guiermo claps he reminds me of a little kid that his parents just told him he's going to Disneyland. He's always so happy.. I love Guiermo.
You love him so much yet you don't even know how to spell his name.
Remember when computers were gonna make us all smart?
no
I didn’t get that update yet.
computers make you smart depending on how you use them
Conclusion after the last session: Americans only know names of cartoon characters and porn stars. And they are so proud of their country, But which country? Uhhhh.........."Greenland??"
@@tinay9491your birth year must be 1997 or later.
I would love to see Gloria Steinem's reaction to being mistaken for Sarah Palin
The dude at the end has the wildest hair in the history of man kind
The standard of basic education and the average Americans' general knowledge of rudimentary matters of public interest is shocking.
Well...the Department of Education reports that 52-54% of American citizens are functionally illiterate, reading at or below 6th grade level, with 4% completely illiterate. It's appalling, but it explains a lot.
But were these guys really that stupid,or was this an act for tv?
Absolutely right! What a shame.
It shouldn't be. Alexis deTocqueville witnessed the same thing in the 1830's and wrote about it in Democracy In America. He didn't hold out much hope for us.
Speaking from the U.S. I'm not so much shocked as discouraged. I like to think we're not all idiots, but enough of us are to be a serious danger to ourselves and the world.
If TikTok is a danger to National Security - Then what about Trump?
That part wth ty anonymous internet person pls run for office they could use your expertise.
That's a great question! We need to ban Trump also.
Wow. I wonder who they are talking to.
Somehow Tik Tok is a danger but, Facebook isn't even though FB was used for the mass distribution of conspiracies . But if you posted facts about Covid you got three days in FB jail
Then what about freaking Facebook?!
TikTok? I'm proud to say I've never been there or plan to be!
Nothing wrong with it. Twitter (X) now supports right-wing politics and extremism (aka Nazis). So that platform is safe.
Same
Me either😊
I'm with you!
Neither have I
The hair on that last guy was...something else!
I wish Jimmy keeps doing Jimmy Kimmel Live, until I visit LA one day and be able to watch him live , Love you Jimmy from India❤
Or you can look for him in a dodgy millionaire island...
The free tickets are like a lottery system, difficult to get
Where does MTG fall on the Primate Chart of Evolution?
She's on the back of the equine evolutionary chart.
@@DBWELDER100well she can certainly bray better than the rest of them.
@@DBWELDER100 OMG You Win The Internet comment of the day...LMAO
@@DBWELDER100 That's an insult to horses.
The missing link.
Oh my god I wake up to laughter every morning because I can't watch it at night. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think we'd be better off without social media altogether.
Absolutely. Worst thing that ever happened to humanity. We weren't designed to internalise info 24/7
My Lord - I completely agree.
They're fine kick boxing a Biden effigy, but loses their collective minds and cancels Kathy Griffin when she had her moment with a Trump head. Just another fine example of double standards.
none of them batted an eye when ted nuggent implied he would hang obama if he was elected for a second term.
I agree unfortunately the ppl she did business with weren’t actually trump supporters she got banned from her own ppl even AbC
Johnso County Kansas should be ashamed of themselves. How juvenile can you get?! Of course it’s the republicans acting that way.
Amen
The party of law and order:
Law: Everything good is mine or my accomplishment, everything bad was caused by democrats
Rule: We must win elections and don't care how.
Kudos to that last guy for boldly styling his hair to make a big feature of his extensive bald patch.
Right? That hair "style" almost makes Trump's appear normal. WTF was that?
"Shadow banned is code for all your high school classmates have you muted." 😂
That last segment was AMAZING😂
This confuses me; banning our country from specific social media (a bit authoritarian) whilst banning critical thinking courses from our children's education (a lot authoritarian).
You can also teach your kids critical thinking skills at home. (Parenting)
@@dash-underscore_name. What if the parents don't want their kids to be able to think critically?
And, you don't understand what's at stake with TicTok do you...
@dash-underscore_name., Not Republicans. You can't teach what you don't understand.
CRT is only taught to law students… when white conservatives co-op’d crt, this is when all of the nonsense started.. I can’t believe people the lies of the gqp and trump
Aaron Rodgers: I think I'll run for VP if RFK Jr takes me.
The New York Jets: *Starts bleeding from the nose, eyes, and ears*
There was a vaccine for that…😂
RFK’s voice makes my ears bleed 🩸 every time he speaks… I can’t stand it
He can’t help his voice. It’s his words that are the problem.
Is he just trying to siphon votes from Pres Biden?
@@crusheverything4449 both are a problem for me
How will influencers with no real-world skills gain self-worth if they ban TikTok?
Mirrors will still work.😃
A few years ago, the military banned service members from using Tik Tok, let alone have it downloaded on any of their devices.
Scary how many know pop culture, but not historical women.
The scariest is none of them can name Kamala Harris.
they must interview a hundred people before they get people who don't know those women.
I Can!! Kamala travels giving awesome speeches about OUR bodily autonomy! She's been awesome so far. 💙😍
It was the opposite for me, I knew historical women but pop stars are like "just another generic blonde woman"
Remember, this is scripted. (I hope)
Jimmy is the best❤
That last guys hair is… something!
🤣
Excellent monologue! Loved the guys guessing famous women photos, hilarious!
Glad to see Andy Samberg trying out a new character at the end there 🤣🤣🤣
🥸
I expect to see that hair do in the next Coen Brothers’ film.
I never cared for tiktok, it's gotten out of hand.
My Mom used to design the punch cards for IBM computers in the 60's!
OMG, SO FUNNY! THEY KNEW ALL THE ADULT STARS! 😂
I bet they wouldn't remember Linda Lovelace.
Y’all need to find and hire the last guy he rocked your show tonight brother Jimmy 🎉❤😂
I predict a successful career from that boy!
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍
@@jackalterman said the stalker in chief
Abdulah and Condoleezza Rice 11:16 took me out🤣🤣
That street segment was amazing. What an embarrassment we are as a country.
People from *other* countries know our history better. I've quizzed them when I lived abroad.
MGT is a international embarrassment as is Laura Trump.
That last guy was awesome. Just like a character written to screw up the quiz.
That's my brother in law 😂
The only TikTok I care about right now is the one resonating from Donnie's own personal Doomsday clock.
Isn’t TikTok the same thing as Vine? 😅
@@josephsaunders8618theoretically yes
Ditto
My 12yo daughter has never been on tiktok... they won't all go crazy
A a ron!
so
Iif she go crazy look into your DNA and her dad if u know who he is
Ok a a ron 😂
My 13 yo niece doesn't even have a phone but her friends show her things on TikTok and send her links from the app to her email. She tells her parents she has never seen a TikTok but she tells me because I am not her parent. Kids will be on it. They still won't won't all go crazy.
One of the funniest monologues Jimmy has ever given 🤣
I love your Hollywood Blvd segments; the more the better.
Mike... The Machines are winning 😂
Dang, they're COOKED 😂😂😅😮
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
From Montreal, Canada. Jimmy Kimmel, for presudent❤❤❤❤
Of the RNC! Yes!
Guess who’s a bigger threat to the U.S.? You got it, Trump!
True.
@@ArchYeomansRepublican Lawmakers.
The woman's history part had me dying laughing.😂😂😂😂
It's sad. That's why we are in the shape we are in and have Trump.
8:54 - That first dude only knew all the Porn Stars (Kardashian family included).
@@RobertJohnson-bj5lkdoes it look like he pulls chicks? He probly spends all his time making his online girlfriends rich.
That bit at the end was too damn funny. Don’t go checking any of their browser histories
Aaron Rodgers...NO, 🤮
The courtroom should be ready with duck tape to silence that orange monster.
Or maybe goose tape.
😂❤ I'll buy them all the duct tape!! 😁
If it won't stop squawking inappropriately it should have duck tape across its orange bill.
Not sure how effective “duck tape” is, but duct tape should definitely be used on Dump
Or a ball gag with a lock!😊
I really hope ABC gives him a new contract.
he's hosting the oscars and emmy's are you kidding me?
I read that as of now, he said 2025 will be his last year. Hopefully more money offered would change his mind!
Jimmy isn’t coco.
@@rvthereyet4553 God no.
I read he said 2025 would be his last year hosting the Oscars because it takes too much prep time and effort and he won't go past the current contract. He doesn't have plans to stop doing his late night show.
That last guy was like if Andy Serkis and Andy Samberg had a baby.
That last guy thinking he nailed it 😅 to be fair, he did get some first names 😅
Someone please confirm that last guy was a comedian doing a bit, and his hair is part of that bit?
This guy can't be real, can he?
That’s what I was thinking. Didn’t want to be rude…
If he is real, I’m telling myself he’s actively regrowing hair using something like minoxidil and doesn’t want to be bald in the meantime.
The ending makes me think it’s fake, Happy Women’s day and all.
That's my brother in law 😂 and no that was completely unscripted and random
Women's History Month sounds kinda clunky. It should be called 'Herstory Month'.
8:15 has to be the funniest, but most depressing thing I've seen in some time😂
That last guys hair is crazy as all hell.
I love Dollar General Andy Samberg. He nailed that quiz.
Hahaha
Jessie and James.
Heckle and Jeckle.
Pinky and The Brain.
RFK, Jr. and Aaron.
100 years from now, they will be showing people pictures of Jimmy Kimmel, and ask people "who is this stand up comedian?" and their guess will be "Uh, Guillermo Rodriguez?"
🤣🤣🤣
Excellent👻 job. Well 👍 done America🇺🇸.❤
We love you, Jimmy!
You make me giggle, Jimmy!😂❤👍🇨🇦
😂🤣😂 Love you guys❤❤❤
So MTG is unaware that most people dislike her behaviors?
Anybody remember hanging chads on paper ballots in 2000?
I was 18, and I had voted in that election (only to find out that my vote didn't matter); despite having voted for Gore, the president eeked his way in thanks to our Governor, his brother.
Loved you at the Oscars!😊
Ive never been on tiktok. I honestly couldnt care less.
Same , too many here in Kenya are on it, they tried to ban it here but too many also use as means of making money but it needs to be more controlled bout the content especially with what children can see on it
I want the last guy's hair for the win
Margery Taylor Greene is going in the second round as a free safety to the Atlanta Falcons.
All kidding aside, she could probably do it. 🤣🏈
@@LauraHenderson-wx6xyShe’s losing her tone? Her definition has changed.
Oh please, if Tik Tok goes, something else will surface. I can't stand the stupid stuff that social media puts out.
Either you support freedom of speech or you don’t.
And yet, here you are.
i just watch IG and FB reels..no need for tik tok
The autocrat Republicans are now targeting Facebook. It won't end until these platforms become like X (Twitter) as a safe space for far right-wingers.
The reason is because TikToks owned by China and apparently they keep all members info, shldnt b in the hands of enemies.
Last dude needs his own Podcast!
Yes 😂
OH MY GOD that last segment was hilarious. Not unexpected but still SO DEPRESSING.
Which is why when I lost my hair, I cut it short.
Best part of the show
Is it me, or are these youtube ads getting crazy? Now im getting double ads, damn!
Fr
Two words...ad blocker.
uBlock Origin works better cuz YT is blocking ADBlock@@rbess654
@@rbess654 Don't you have to pay for that?
@@rbess654 Doesn't that cost money?
MTG: If a garden vegetable could speak its thoughts.
3:02 Wow... I'm realizing that even this joke about how old the senate is will make every one of us that understands it also look old for even knowing what a hotmail account is.
Jimmy Kimmel is an Icon!!!... and I don't go to bed without watching him...try not to anyway...i feel like if i watch him before bed ill wake up happy!!!!best show on t.v.
When I was younger they tried to ban rock and roll as a national security threat.
I feel emotionally and spiritually violated EVERYTIME I let myself watch the people on the street segments.
I’ll need to submit a hurt feeling report, I have a hotmail🙈
Lock him up (Mr T) ASAP!
I think a space between the A and the SAP. would describe her/him perfectly, 😂😂🇮🇪 😎