World of Warships - If You Can't Take A Joke...

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  • It's like I always say, if you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be playing World of Warships.
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ความคิดเห็น • 558

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    Schlieffen: “HES IN G2 KILL HIM”
    Hayate: “Its G3, learn to read a map”
    my sides

    • @ambassadorofreee3859
      @ambassadorofreee3859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That response from the Hayate player was golden :'D

    • @TrickiVicBB71
      @TrickiVicBB71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was a great response 😂

    • @arrrgee
      @arrrgee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had the same response, made me chuckle!

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, and least he knows his letters

    • @virt1one
      @virt1one ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that (once reported and verified) should be mandatory 1 week suspension

  • @phillipm199
    @phillipm199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Team: DM use radar.
    DM: looks at fighter planes consumable *sweats*

    • @clefsan
      @clefsan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      DM: "Radar? We don't do that here." :D

    • @chuckles9702
      @chuckles9702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This was his first, and ONLY T10 game ever. Someone boosted to T10 I think.

    • @waizcanabes
      @waizcanabes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@chuckles9702 i just see his stats in WOWS numbers and this is true

    • @xsu-is7vq
      @xsu-is7vq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chuckles9702 or, he had it a long time ago, and selected fighter because it was somewhat useful, but never bothered to change it ever since.

    • @StephenGoodman1001
      @StephenGoodman1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If I'd equipped fighter instead of radar in that DM somehow, I would've made every effort to keep the team guessing rather than launch the catapult fighter and confirm fears.

  • @jabaited
    @jabaited 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Team: Nice, we have DM's radar
    DM: I have a better alternative...
    A pro gamer move indeed

    • @ambassadorofreee3859
      @ambassadorofreee3859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "the best I can do is a catapult fighter"

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank god there were so many enemy planes for him to use those catapult fighters on

    • @johnweir9447
      @johnweir9447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I looked up the DM player and it posted him as having ONE battle played in that ship, with less than 1000 battles played on his account. That being said, he should have known to take radar and the fact that he didn't is just a reflection of the poor state of play for ranked battles.

    • @greatmatt301
      @greatmatt301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnweir9447 Yeah that was super fucking sad to see XD

    • @cinjonsmythe6318
      @cinjonsmythe6318 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's the challenge in Radar? Why make it easy for yourself lolol I never seen the DM fighter build before ooooof.

  • @F.S92
    @F.S92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Its been so many years. And I still half expect you to play “Yamato anthem” when you introduce this ship 😭

    • @onanthebarbarian9883
      @onanthebarbarian9883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I miss that as well

    • @TheKazragore
      @TheKazragore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You can thank Japanese companies' attitudes towards fair use for that.

    • @Linerunner99
      @Linerunner99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In fairness it's not fair use. Fair use is using clips/footage for purposes of critique or review, not as memes, intro music or to critique other things.

    • @F.S92
      @F.S92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheKazragore I know…they are so clueless..old Japanese suits…running gaming companies. Being out of touch with technology and their fanbase.
      Ahem Nin***do…

    • @F.S92
      @F.S92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Linerunner99 which in all fairness is true. But we all know companies that request entire videos to be taken down if anything so much as “negative” is said about them.

  • @jarrodkopf6813
    @jarrodkopf6813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Whoever is playing the Hayate, please continue being funny and make people laugh in whatever game you play.

  • @deleted_215
    @deleted_215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I’m pretty sure Des Moines comes with fighters when you get the ship and not the radar so I’ll give him a pass for that. The Hayate might not be a great player but he sure as hell is a funny guy

    • @deleted_215
      @deleted_215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@benjiro8793 Absolutely agree, everyone should be doing that when they’re first equipping it after they get it.
      The Des Moines staying at the back is inexcusable though, maybe a little if he accidentally left radar for spotter but he didn’t even have that either so no excuse to be that far back

    • @Fackeldackel
      @Fackeldackel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deleted_215 HE most likely followed Yuros old DesMo guide. Edit: Nevermind

    • @amschind
      @amschind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I went into a battle with a DM with fighters before I realized that they are the default. I was very sad when I tried to radar a DD (same hotkey as Baltimore) and found that all it got me was an airplane friend.

    • @juankovacs6033
      @juankovacs6033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How do you get to a RANKED battle in a tier X tech tree ship not checking consumables before pressing "Battle"? It honestly baffles me.

    • @pyrolick2
      @pyrolick2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juankovacs6033 I go into battle without camos and flags all the time. Sometimes you forget to check.

  • @Thecrownswill
    @Thecrownswill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I just noticed that you can see welders on the side of the ship when the repair consumable is active.

    • @treeherder42
      @treeherder42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That's from a few patches back, welding for heal, flashing lights and I think small steam clouds for damage control.
      It was the same patch they updated AA visuals.

    • @Legendendear
      @Legendendear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@treeherder42
      And water mist + red lights for flooding

    • @maxkennedy8075
      @maxkennedy8075 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😳😳😳

    • @mjbull5156
      @mjbull5156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can see welding, but there are no visible welders.

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mjbull5156 what nice ghosts they are. Dead people fixing up your ship

  • @orlandogreenhow2870
    @orlandogreenhow2870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Akshually Jingles, the torpedoes at around 6 minutes appear to be from the friendly Condé who just died, as there are 4 of them and Shima has 15 of them. You can see the Shima launching his torpedoes a few seconds later

    • @siriusczech
      @siriusczech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair to MJ, 20 km Shima torps are so slow and take so long to reach 20 km destination, that you can launch second sets with first ones still in the water

    • @casperreininga3253
      @casperreininga3253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also, the Torpedoes at 8:50 were Schlieffen torpedoes, not Shima torpedoes, judging by the fact there were 4 (a fifth would not have clipped an island, spread would be too tight for that) and their less then pedestrian sailing speed.

    • @DrGromov
      @DrGromov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not a proper Jingles video unless an "Actually, Jingles..." comment is in the top 3 haha

    • @azynkron
      @azynkron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      [filed under: No one gives a shit]

  • @deaks25
    @deaks25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I love the Hayate players response to the Schlieffen revealing his location to StonedYogi's team. I would have given that Hayate a compliment for being a nice person even if he was a 38% WR player, because I want to game with friendly people, not d*ckheads.
    To give the Des Moines player the benefit of the doubt; I'm pretty sure when you get the Des Moines, the fighter plane is the consumable in the slot and you have to change it to the radar (It is that way on lower tier USN cruisers that have radar and aircraft in the same slot), so maybe he's just unlocked it and forgot to put radar in. Again, at least he's not an absolute cancer-player like the enemy Schlieffen...

    • @Diggerless
      @Diggerless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Correct it was the DM's first & only battle in her :)

    • @Diggerless
      @Diggerless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      aaah apparently 43 battles in ranked also . . . oops missed that :)

    • @deaks25
      @deaks25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Diggerless Could still be someone who hasn't realised/noticed/forgotten to change.

    • @gaborferenc2276
      @gaborferenc2276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wrong, I think DM gets spotter planes. this guy might be the ultimate British BB player.
      and about a minute later [doooh!!! DM did take the fighter] lol. I paused at exactly 13:48 to be a smartass

    • @patrickmccrann991
      @patrickmccrann991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DM gets spotter planes not fighters. Fighters only come from carriers.

  • @Greytest
    @Greytest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    It is glorious how impeccable Jingles misidentifies Torps xD
    Those were clearly a set of four from the Schlieffen, no clipping the island needed

    • @The_MightyJingles
      @The_MightyJingles  2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah, I totally forgot that the Schlieffen had them.

    • @louisromer1332
      @louisromer1332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @Sporting1210
      @Sporting1210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      in his defense: a lot of people forget the hillarious range on these torps. When the Schlieffen just came out I got stealth torped (two hits) by a Schlieffen, that had not been spotted yet,, sitting in a cap with my Somers ass in the direction where the enemy dd was^^

    • @ELCADAROSA
      @ELCADAROSA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Never change, @@The_MightyJingles. Never change.
      😆

    • @wagmiorngmi
      @wagmiorngmi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@The_MightyJingles it is not a jingles video if he doesn't call half of the battle participants by the wrong ship/tank names and gets most of the gun types and ammo wrong. I think he does it on purpose as he knows he'll get 10x as many comments with viewers correcting him which makes the YT algo happy when it sees more user interaction and ranks the video higher. He's not daft.

  • @thorsmith59
    @thorsmith59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Giving away your teams position is a bannable offense! Hopefully WG sees this and does the right thing!

    • @randomguy-kv7fx
      @randomguy-kv7fx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I once gave out a fake position to throw off the enemy team, does that count?

    • @brendanrisney2449
      @brendanrisney2449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@randomguy-kv7fx I can see somebody trying to make that count

    • @gaborferenc2276
      @gaborferenc2276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Hopefully WG sees this and does the right thing!" WG: which is exactly nothing at all. Nothing to see here, move along!

    • @klegolas4088
      @klegolas4088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bans are wows are very rare. other than chat bans

  • @xyz6106
    @xyz6106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You know, this reminded me of my past. I used to be toxic in chat. Past tense because I learnt the error of my ways, apologised to the players I trash talked to and took a more peaceful approach to life in general. Who knows, maybe one day that player could be a better person.

    • @----.__
      @----.__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like you grew up. Nice1

  • @matthiashellwig2536
    @matthiashellwig2536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Sokuratesu (the Hayate) seems to be a great person. Moral winner for sure.

    • @tremendousbaguette9680
      @tremendousbaguette9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Of course he is the moral winner. He is Socrates, but written the japanese way. Wise guy.

    • @kurtger4120
      @kurtger4120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      might i point out they are not only the moral winner but also the actual real winner because they sank the montana

    • @matthiashellwig2536
      @matthiashellwig2536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kurtger4120 true =)

  • @BenTheTiger131
    @BenTheTiger131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    “If you can’t a joke you shouldn’t be playing World of Warships”

    • @luckysamurai
      @luckysamurai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shouldn’t?

    • @nopens
      @nopens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luckysamurai i know a game for you.

    • @ernestorojas6089
      @ernestorojas6089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if I CAN a joke?

    • @BenTheTiger131
      @BenTheTiger131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I edited it

    • @luckysamurai
      @luckysamurai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nopens not warthunder is it?

  • @TheAlexfrom1
    @TheAlexfrom1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Aside from using scroll wheel to zoom, this looking-around-without-lock-turret thing is giving me anxiety too

    • @ilikepankakesuk
      @ilikepankakesuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yogi is my friend and this gets me every time I see him play :(

  • @alinmeleandra3175
    @alinmeleandra3175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10:00 Yogi f-ed up big time... I would have popped the spotter plane to catch the Shima, and after Shima was initially spotted I would have switch to HE...
    Also Yamato has the same armor layout on the aft part of its citadel so the other yamato should have known that... This is the reason why Yamato captains prefer to always stay nose-in...

    • @Yogi_72
      @Yogi_72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuuuuuuuuuk you are right, tbh I think I was too focused on the des moines and whatever the hell that battle was. That's a mistake I won't make twice, thanks for bringing it to my attention -Yogi

  • @PhantomShadow99
    @PhantomShadow99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I remember Maxhimus without even needing to check my blacklist. You'll never forget the taste such player leaves in your mouth after only 1 game with them. I had probably 3 or 4 with him, unfortunately.

  • @donotthink
    @donotthink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    As a Norwegian, my best guess the DM is a cowardly Dane. If not, we need to sit down and have an intervention.

    • @theGreenChangeling
      @theGreenChangeling 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a fellow Norwegian, I second the motion. I'd also like to add that the percentage of Norwegian gamers that doesn't understand english should be below 10%.

    • @Anihe
      @Anihe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theGreenChangeling *1% 😊

  • @kurumi394
    @kurumi394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    When someone says "Special" all I can think of is Flambass' "Speshuuuul" lmao

  • @MartinAleksanderAksnes
    @MartinAleksanderAksnes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Its all about grinding and trying to do your best, sometimes you win sometimes you lose, you just need to relax and enjoy the game as it is. At least Is how I am playing this game :)

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol winning is a rare thing for me in this game

    • @maximusretardious4597
      @maximusretardious4597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fuck off if that how you play stay out of ranked.

    • @luke_3_113
      @luke_3_113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@maximusretardious4597 Are you a mate of the Schlieffen?! Seems like you have a similar chat style... How dare anyone enjoy themselves.

    • @Thurgosh_OG
      @Thurgosh_OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maximusretardious4597 No one asked you.

  • @Rybo-Senpai
    @Rybo-Senpai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    those torps at 8:56 Jingles, Schleifen has torpedo's too, twin sets of 4 either side

    • @eltiburon1983
      @eltiburon1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      was about to mention that as well. yep - those were torps of the dead schliefen

  • @malguskerensky
    @malguskerensky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If I am not mistaken, giving information to the enemy about the location of your team is against the rules? A ticket with this video would be a good start.

    • @OutbackCatgirl
      @OutbackCatgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao like wargaming are gonna actually do anything about it
      *sigh*
      god, it's depressing isn't it?

    • @Revkor
      @Revkor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and the technically name and shame even if a lie

  • @connorkilgour3374
    @connorkilgour3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That Schlieffen reminds me of another Schlieffen player yesterday on the NA server. Was playing the Massachusetts and we were losing with just me and him left. He dies and starts insulting me because I can't magically turn the tide on my own against 5 enemies and then threw a fit when I typed GG when I was about to lose. still did over 200k damage that game :)
    some people get WAY to into a game

    • @Joe-sn6ir
      @Joe-sn6ir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ursamajor7468 why so mean to coop?????

    • @EvoraGT430
      @EvoraGT430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some people never grow up, you mean.

    • @connorkilgour3374
      @connorkilgour3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EvoraGT430 it sure feels like that. I'm just convinced all the children play Schlieffens. had another encounter with one today

  • @marcl.1346
    @marcl.1346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When the Shima tried to do his drive-by torp spread and ran away behind the smoke and only got spotted a few short times the Yamato should've just brought up his spotter plane but he didn't. A mistake to be sure but a game losing one when looking at it from the conclusion of the game.

  • @TonyC2328
    @TonyC2328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    WG: Super Battleships! What it would be like, if Carriers didn't dominate the world
    Also WG: Super Carriers! Because we made Super Battleships, and they go hand in hand

  • @starscreammtfan
    @starscreammtfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Having players like this will kill my interest in this game FAR faster than WG can even dream of.

  • @AllAhabNoMoby
    @AllAhabNoMoby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I didn't even know DM could spec a fighter, and she's been my 2nd favorite USN cruiser for years now. 😂

  • @Tinywars
    @Tinywars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just as I think about reinstalling World of Warships Jingles reminds me why I uninstalled it in the first place. Thank you Jingles for saving my sanity.

    • @lexwaldez
      @lexwaldez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well if the PvE rage is too much there are operations. I log on once a night or so, do a couple operations, have my fun and hit the sack. I think it's a nice stress reliever. But full WG PvE? Yeah, LA rush hour traffic is less toxic.

  • @Diggerless
    @Diggerless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I have just looked up the stats for the Des Moines & indeed this was his first & only battle in her thus far, so we can definitely give them the benefit of the doubt with the fighter loadout :)

    • @EdwardZhou_TJOL56
      @EdwardZhou_TJOL56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean you still have to get through T8/9 where radar is absolutely a thing

    • @PatrickJoergensen
      @PatrickJoergensen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@EdwardZhou_TJOL56 how many times have you forgotten that the first time you take a new ship into battle, it will have HE loaded 😅
      I did two days ago and I've played this game for almost 5 years now 😅

    • @bravosierra2447
      @bravosierra2447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That DM did his team mates a disservice.

    • @Diggerless
      @Diggerless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have been corrected as he actually has one Random battle & 43 battles in Ranked . . . didn't spot that oops :)

    • @ww-hu6ie
      @ww-hu6ie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I first got upper level American cruisers, I did not realize that consumables with a white square around them can be swapped out. Played them without radar because they did not default to radar. I agree that we should give the DM player the benefit of the doubt.

  • @RagingGaymer
    @RagingGaymer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I am so triggered that he never used his spotter plane when he should have. When the Shima was in the smoke and spotted if he had used his spotter plane he probably would have spotted him. At any point after when he was alone behind the island he could have used the spotter plane to spot torps and maybe the shima as well. ughhhh

    • @DevilWarshipper
      @DevilWarshipper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Spotter planes haven’t spotted torps for at least 2 years, maybe 3.

    • @Steve-mw2dk
      @Steve-mw2dk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Since the cv rework

    • @biomike01
      @biomike01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Spotter planes spotting things haha next you are going to say hydro should spot subs

    • @Yogi_72
      @Yogi_72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeahhhh, you're right about the spotter. Pretty stupid mistake to now watch myself do but i won't me making it again. -Yogi

    • @danielaung691
      @danielaung691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Catapult plane, not spotter

  • @IIIJG52
    @IIIJG52 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    By the way Jingles, Yamato also has a similar weakness towards the rear of the ship.
    Its just behind the plane hangars. Its the shape of the citadel, which is the same on either end of the ship.

    • @gluesniffingdude
      @gluesniffingdude 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      in addition, you don't need to aim for superstructure AP shots on the Yammy in a Yamato, because Yamato overmatches its own bow.

  • @flinthawkins13
    @flinthawkins13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of that battle chat reminds me of a game in my hatsuharu (Old T7 version) once where a Budiuony I killed on like 2k health with my guns started to rage in battle chat and call me a coward and my response was "Dude I'm a Japanese DD we're the biggest cowards of them all" Ever since then when I got the rat flag I fly that on most of my DDs to symbolize my game play as a rat and a coward among the enemy ranks lol

  • @HunterTeddy010
    @HunterTeddy010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That's his job" Legend.

  • @svietlysty
    @svietlysty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I let my chinchillas for a walk in the kitchen every two days. While doing that, I often entertain myself by watching youtube, although the pets are usually on high alert due to some unknown person aparrently present in the room. The only voice, apart from mine, that they are not bothered by belongs to Mighty Jingles. Time to subscribe I guess.

  • @yochitoranaga
    @yochitoranaga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'll play devil's advocate here for the Des Moines, the catapult fighter is the default config of the ship (if it's like the Buffalo), so he might have unlocked it recently and didn't know or forgot to swap it out...
    either that or he's in full AA build... which I don't know how viable it is in ranked (aren't cvs denied ranked battles this season?)

    • @EvoraGT430
      @EvoraGT430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But to get to Des Moines you have to have played 2 radar cruisers. Shouldn't be a surprise that DM has one too.

    • @yochitoranaga
      @yochitoranaga 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EvoraGT430 not so much that he wouldn't know that the DM has a radar, more like he would forget that it's not in by default... I got caught off guard by this with the Buffalo. I actually thought I needed to upgrade the hull to gain access to it.

  • @mj2068
    @mj2068 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "... the Schlieffen was actually less useful to his team than an ashtray on a motorbike". wow, how did you come up with these golden phrases, jingles.

  • @KawaiiKatarina
    @KawaiiKatarina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't blame DM for not talking or possibly even muting them. Every game for me there's half the team blaming the opposite class for anything they can think of and occasionally bitching in all chat to the enemy who clearly doesn't give a shit about our drama. DD dies - "Fucking BB camping noobs". BB dies - "Fucking DD no spot". Literally anyone dies - "Noob CV no support". Sometimes the best person in the game is the person who just keeps their mouth shut and ignores the others.

  • @IBNZ1W
    @IBNZ1W 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “i’ll will of course leave it up to you to determine exactly how you interpret special”
    Well… that just means we’re getting a good video!

  • @joshw2929
    @joshw2929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Des Moines makes me wanna stick my head in a blender

    • @TheStefanskoglund1
      @TheStefanskoglund1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't say so ! Instant vomit.....
      You remind me about Peter Jackson's movie Braindead - blender treated zombie head....

  • @Zemeritt
    @Zemeritt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    With the Shima rush the Yamato and Montana, I had a Deja Vu of sorts.
    I'm certain I saw a similar situation on Jingles channel a hile back.

  • @Harvin87
    @Harvin87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I stopped watching my WR about 3 days ago, met a commitment to check it out only once every month. I'm a happy player now and feel better and certainly without frustration will start playing better.

    • @Tuning3434
      @Tuning3434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, i do like to check out my WR to see it if is going up, but I don't beat myself over the head if it's dropping a day. Fact is, there is only so little you can do to get a win, just do your best and allow other player to do their best. And really, there is no obligation whatsoever to keep on playing if you are not enjoying yourself.

  • @meihem76
    @meihem76 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know Jingles, that 2 out of 5 is 40% right?
    You can be a right mong sometimes. We love you for it.

  • @hughejass9461
    @hughejass9461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every time I see a ranked video like this I'm glad I quit playing ranked. It was fun enough at T6 with bronze but T10 is just too frustrating.

  • @matej2733
    @matej2733 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love Jingless comments! Bring me more! :-)))

  • @Preywinder
    @Preywinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I see the clan tag "FRAC" I can't help but wonder what the rest of his clan thinks of his attitude. I'm a senior within a gaming group called The Black Order or "TBO" and if that was one of my guys sounding off in public chat like that I'd spend 5 minutes gripping him for it and then kick him out of the group.

  • @silverbird425
    @silverbird425 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Miserlou goes well with all those torpedo attacks!

  • @kyedavis1899
    @kyedavis1899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jingles at 1:26 "This is where things start to fall apart."

  • @plasot
    @plasot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow it just flooded me with memories from WoT and those raging dudes ;]

  • @tobiastime4066
    @tobiastime4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:45 Torps are not 20km Shima torps. They are the torps the Condé killed him self to get off!😊

  • @sabrevanson4412
    @sabrevanson4412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That DM was terrible...wow. Absolutely no use. EVEN with a FP consume had he supported and sailed with the team, he could have helped deal with the DDs sooner

    • @Angel9932
      @Angel9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd rather have useless than some ass raging in chat any day, however. Toxic players are why I stopped playing the game, not useless players.

  • @gaborferenc2276
    @gaborferenc2276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    uhm... the radar cruiser launched airplanes around 13:40. this is a "Hang-around-at-25 km-and-spam-the-HE" player. Awesome to have on your team at any time

  • @SebaX92
    @SebaX92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s EU server, not only some people don’t know English - many are chatbanned too.

  • @ernestpaul2484
    @ernestpaul2484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jingles I don't play WoW, I get enough self-induced punishment from WoT game play. That being said, I enjoy watching these sea battles just based on your commentary alone. The tone of your voice is rather calming for some unexplained psychological reason. I don't know if it is the Brit "accent", the rate of speech or what, but it works. The prior military influenced humor definitely helps. If the TH-cam and the OnlyFans gigs don't work out for you, then you can always grab a deal doing those transcendental meditation voice recordings. Just a thought I figured I'd pass along, back to the floggings.

  • @siindree
    @siindree 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    miss the little "yaaaaamaaaatoooooo" melody we got before a yamato game, Jingles!

  • @SassySavvyz
    @SassySavvyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thankyou so much for swinging into my stream tonight hun xxx much love sassysavvyz xxx that single kiwi gal

  • @dustinatkinson5744
    @dustinatkinson5744 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Sitting side on to a battleship" "that's a paddling"

  • @Mithril_Antimarr
    @Mithril_Antimarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear battles like this are so common I desperately checked my favourite ships were not being played by me in this battle almost as if it were a reflex.

  • @Harte74
    @Harte74 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great video of a player, who really has some issues. Well, we could all see, that he was the champion of his team, with... Oh wait. Didi he actually do anything measurable? Not really.
    BTW Jingles, Morten is indeed also a common name in Denmark, although most Danes knows at least some english, since we get it quite early on school, with of course some who just don't learn it. But it then makes me wonder, how he could find this game, install it and start to play it. And even get a tier 10 ship.

  • @magecraft2
    @magecraft2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    WHen you first buy a DM what is the default consumable? So long since I got mine I have forgot but I thought someone said it was not radar so is it possible brand new DM?

  • @earthenjadis8199
    @earthenjadis8199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If only that Schlieffen had a plan...

    • @anjayl
      @anjayl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that a BSG reference ?

    • @kedrak90
      @kedrak90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anjayl Schlieffen was the guy who suggested going around the well defendable land and go through Belgium to France in WW1. It's a history reference

  • @ottonormal3354
    @ottonormal3354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    IF you are driving a Schlieffen and you are not at the frontlines, you dont understand your ship and deserve everything you get...

  • @billbrydon3725
    @billbrydon3725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hayate player may well have hidden his stats after this battle.

  • @martinstensvehagen9161
    @martinstensvehagen9161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ashtrey on a motorbike. Nice! il remember that for future use

  • @seanpeacock4290
    @seanpeacock4290 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 into the battle, and this is where it begins to fall apart.

  • @guerrillaentrepreneur5999
    @guerrillaentrepreneur5999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    World of Warships
    If You Can't Take A Joke episode
    by
    Rear Admiral Giggles
    Rear Admiral Babbles
    The Self-Depricating Gnome Overlord
    Never change Jingles.........lol.

  • @jp35080
    @jp35080 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've sent many a lieutenant to the supply officer to get a box of "grid squares", but never heard of a "grid circle". Must be a sailor thing.

  • @MrMurphyum
    @MrMurphyum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well maybe that would be a great idea making a series out of the biggest A-hole (Claus style) but warships edition.
    Fighter plane DM is beyond stupidity btw, but being toxic in chat is something what we should report allways.
    Still can't belive you picked this replay upon mine! :D

  • @danielpayne1597
    @danielpayne1597 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty sure Schlieffen used a mod announcing win rates. Hayate's responses are golden, what a comedian and an upstanding digital citizen.

  • @Borzoi-appreciator
    @Borzoi-appreciator 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    To be completely fair to the friendly DM, the stock consumable configuration of DM is fighters and dfaa instead of radar and hydro. It's entirely possible it is his first battle in DM and the poor soul forgot to switch his consumables...

  • @EK4Ash
    @EK4Ash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is it just me or does everyone else check the player names in the game to check they aren’t the one being laughed at 🤣

  • @davidecarucci1073
    @davidecarucci1073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ayate guy is gigachad

  • @SebaX92
    @SebaX92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also Jingles you can see a hidden stats person by typing his name in the URL when you are looking at the "more charts" section when you see your own stats. I checked his WR now and it was 47% not 38...

  • @CherriPicking
    @CherriPicking 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i think that the des moines was fully capable of speaking english- he was simply so embarrassed that he accidentally took the fighter consumable that he didn't want to say anything

  • @misterthegeoff9767
    @misterthegeoff9767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hayate looked like a solid team player. Not a superstar but definitely not a 38%WR potato. Looked like a simple case of him being out spotted by the shimakaze in the first half of the game and so not able to make a big difference until the late game, where the most important thing for a DD captain to be is alive. Would be happy to see that player on my team any day.

    • @Steve-mw2dk
      @Steve-mw2dk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shima may outspot hayate but it has dpm to compensate and Shima had no support on that side of the map there's no reason to not go take that fight especially when you have support in a hayate

    • @Steve-mw2dk
      @Steve-mw2dk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@benjiro8793 2 knots but in this it's a 3v1 in favor of the hayate there's no reason for him not to chase him down since he should always outgun a Shima especially since when the Shima smokes there's no way to spot the hayate. DD kills are the most important thing in a game without cvs and when you have a dd with a big advantage in a gun fight he needs to prioritize making that fight happen

  • @SmokeJam
    @SmokeJam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    After the 5th opening salvo I was internally screaming at our protagonist to maybe take the result of the first 4 volleys into consideration and start leading properly. So many missed citadels...
    And I must say I find it fascinating that it didn't bother Jingles at all that he saw the torps, said they were 20 km shima torps, in the next second you see our Shima 26km away and the torps still keep trucking on, and he had absolutely no issue with that xD 20-30km, whats the difference

  • @rys4k
    @rys4k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think stoned is used to playing some Russian railguns, he/she don't gives enough lead

    • @AR-hi1hy
      @AR-hi1hy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surprised I had to scroll this far to see someone pointing that out. There were at least two opportunities very early in the match that would very likely have been a devstrike and swung the game that were completely flubbed instead.

  • @Moltenbramley
    @Moltenbramley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow, that Des Moines player. If I'm being totally honest I might have been salty in the chat at him. I'm not afraid to admit sometimes I do get chat bans, and I know plenty of other level headed players who do. Obviously its very frustrating having players like these ruin games and I feel the least I can do to vent that anger is let them know :)

    • @Diggerless
      @Diggerless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was his first & only battle in her thus far . . .

    • @Moltenbramley
      @Moltenbramley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Diggerless actually I looked at his stats as well, you’re looking at random games. He has quite a few more games in ranked.

    • @Diggerless
      @Diggerless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Moltenbramley oops well spotted . . .yeah 43 in Ranked as well :)

    • @Joe-sn6ir
      @Joe-sn6ir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @justsaying....if you are getting frustrated because of a game, you're doing it wrong. or you have severe mental issues. or both.

    • @Moltenbramley
      @Moltenbramley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Joe-sn6ir my man, if you think getting frustrated at a game amounts to “severe mental issues” then life is going to chew you up and spit you out.

  • @BlackMasakari
    @BlackMasakari 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where are you going ?
    "None of your godamn buisness !"

  • @TheMouseMasterYT
    @TheMouseMasterYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Yogi had just loaded HE for that last shot against the Shima... oh how results would have been different ;p

  • @freshnuub438
    @freshnuub438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    FRAC mostly contains of "best use before 1990-01" meatballs.

  • @JLBeaugh
    @JLBeaugh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol... I was already going.. WTF is the Des Moines doing at 4:00.... he should be up using that radar next to the montana covered by the island....hilarious... I guess he's providing AA screen for the G.Kurst.(lol)..

  • @DaleKeefer
    @DaleKeefer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I like the Schlieffen" - Jingles o.0

  • @jono_cc2258
    @jono_cc2258 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not played Warships in a while, forgot the DM even had any other options than Radar.

  • @mooneym.3642
    @mooneym.3642 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fighter planes! Your bulwark againt those pesky CV bombers. When I play a CV and see my target pop fighters I pull my hair out and yell "Noooooo". Well LOL xD

  • @Wookie120
    @Wookie120 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ashtray on a motorcycle..that's funny!

  • @johnking1896
    @johnking1896 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the title of 'Best Supporting Asshole', then thought that it needs to be next to 'Most Annoying Asshole', or maybe 'Most Hate filled Asshole'. and were I not tired enough that I am thought sluggish, I could come up with more possibilities, Maybe somewhere down the line. Now as for the map reference I can say that the Schlieffen I say that the Boy Scouts can thankfully say, " He is NOT one of Ours ", and the Hayate may be a Boy Scout doing a 'good turn dally' by correcting the map reference, Admiral, I am glad the RN added to your calling the Naval side of entertainment, LOLOL.

  • @GamerDude0136
    @GamerDude0136 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This sounds like a natural geographic documentary lmao

  • @Con5tantine
    @Con5tantine 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That DM was just....goddamn.

  • @patchouliknowledge4455
    @patchouliknowledge4455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think someone has been watching Yuro far too much and brought a catapult fighter into ranked...not like fighters do anything to TX CVs

  • @einarjanson3422
    @einarjanson3422 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike... :D

  • @speed150mph
    @speed150mph 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Knowing my sense of humour if someone was screaming to report me for being a bot, I’d have gone into chat and sent “Beep boop, beep beep boop”

  • @UrSneakyDad
    @UrSneakyDad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ahh that des moines 🙃 , thats why i don't bother with ranked cause you'd expect people playing ranked to be half good. Totally different in random battles though , where you can understand that there are casual players in the game as well.

    • @siriusczech
      @siriusczech 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still ranked at least bring some steel and gold while you have to deal with only half the ape-count you would generally need to be in battle in randoms :)

    • @lunsmann
      @lunsmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A lot of players who mainly play co-op will use ranked to try to grind some steel. They rely on others to carry them to enough victories.

    • @Legendendear
      @Legendendear 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunsmann
      Source: trust me bro?

    • @isaaclee1993
      @isaaclee1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Legendendear Just check out the stats of any of the players who score very low base xp in ranked. Either they are just bad players or they don't play randoms

    • @lunsmann
      @lunsmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Legendendear - previous clan - the most prolific co-op players who also did not play randoms - talked about their strategy to get steel openly. I heard it first hand. As for me - never played a single ranked game, it just does not interest me at all. I earn enough steel via daily missions (up to 14,400 per year) and snowflakes (currently 12,000 per event). Why suffer through ranked for a few hundred steel?

  • @nukkinfuts6550
    @nukkinfuts6550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah cmon the Des Monies at least had his fighter aircraft up ;p

  • @JimBlock999
    @JimBlock999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me of my ranked match yesterday: A Halland and me in a DM with low health left in the final stage, 2 caps vs 1, 3 minutes to go, about equal in points.
    Schlieffen player who got sank early in game wants me, the "IDIOT DEMOINES" (who radared both enemy dds and sank them btw), to go and hunt the remaining Stalingrad. I had no idea how much hp that one had left, so I wrote "I stay dark and block cap C, Halland caps B, we win on points". I've also clicked the map to indicate where the Stalingrad is (thanks to Radio Location) to help Halland avoid her. The Schlieffen player continued to write insults.
    In the end we won, I came first, that Schlieffen guy second last, and of course I've received negative karma ...
    Honestly, what is wrong with some people?

  • @terralegend7297
    @terralegend7297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pretty sure one more outburst like that from Schlieffen, and he's out of the clan, he lost the clan a pretty big margin of their chance of victory by constantly monitoring positions and lashing out at Hayate and Venezia. I do have to admit, though, i'd want to be around the Hayate, they're the most chill person i've seen despite being harrased, and that lucky winning torp strike even when it was revealed by his clanmate was a shocker.

  • @tigeriussvarne177
    @tigeriussvarne177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good morning Jingles

  • @nunyabidness674
    @nunyabidness674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Have had a fair number of these types of battles. One drunk bugger mouthing off while doing worse than the rest of the team... Always an interesting day.
    As to the stats, I have found many of the karen players will pop a web browser to pull stats rather than look it up in game. There are some salty skippers who feel stat shaming is the way to go. Ironic that most of them also are CC warriors and have absolutely zero demonstrable experience in 90% of the ships in the game, but of course they know how to coach you on any particular ship.
    Somedays I wish that teamkill damage still worked. I used to just sink them and then burn through 3 rounds of co-op real fast to ditch the pink bloomers

    • @keithw4920
      @keithw4920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There needs to be an instant challenge mode where after the random, you go straight to 1v1 against the guy cursing you.

  • @justanotherviewer52
    @justanotherviewer52 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Jingles.

  • @jameskerr3258
    @jameskerr3258 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Replays like this...that's why I watch!

  • @defiant9809
    @defiant9809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jingles my question to you. Is why try to look up the stats of the Hayate. And not the Stats of the Schlieffen. I am almost certain That he has his Stats hidden as well. And they are probably as bad or worse then the Hayate that he spent the match bitching about.

    • @MrHariSheldon
      @MrHariSheldon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      57.14% win rate, lol. But being good at playing the game doesn't mean you also have manners...
      I was also once attacked by a unicum player in one battle, because "Booh, camper!" and when I told him that it is not the wisest idea to rush to the front in a battleship, he kept on insulting me. In the end, I was helping to carry my team while he was already dead uselessly and I ended up being better in this battle. Shit happens...