I totally get why Lettersmen stopped shaving. I had a client facing job out of college and had to shave pretty much every day. It was hell. When I switched careers, I didn't shave for three years. It felt great.
That was epic. David Letterman was always my favorite late night host. I remember his guests often seemed to be afraid of him. He never seemed impressed by the big stars he interviewed.
@@vinhtangthe3218 Harrassment? Only heard there was a relationship with that young woman on staff. Don't remember her name but she made appearances on the show.
"can you take some constructive criticism? ... people find you unpleasant." I LOVE David Letterman on the second phase of his career. He was cool before, but he is a master now.
On most interview shows like this, the camera swapping is to focus on the talker. In here it is to let the off-shot person gather their face from laughing. The blooper reels of this show are wonderful 😂
@@richcountyratrodsjrod2329 I beg to differ. The only reason I'm making this comment is because I saw Letterman with a beard somewhere and thought it was so magnificent I literally went to TH-cam and searched "letterman" to enjoy videos of his face cover with it. And I'm not even a Letterman viewer. 😂
I was worried in the beginning. Looked like Letterman didn't know how to handle this thing at first because he's used to being the smart ass. But it didn't take too long for them to find a really good dynamic. This was great.
Zach came up with some hilarious lines with his little tiny short Greek butt to make the Giant giggle because he'd never heard those lines ever directed at himself. The funniest thing is Zach is actually one of the nicest guys you'd ever meet. Everyone loves him. Yet he plays the most abrasive idiot on between two ferns. The Bradley Cooper episode is awesome too.
I finished my homework as a kid early so that I can watch you. I don’t know why you are by yourself now but I feel something. I found out that Josh is going to sing on a TH-cam special. His channel is Josh Groban. Maybe someone will run into you. If he gives you his hand, don’t let him take it back. Ask Zach for how to keep the cyber details private.
Zach, you’ve given me life. I have been waiting for so long for someone to torch this looney toon David Letterman. I had a stroke laughing when you called him Santa Claus with an eating disorder. God bless you for my almost apparent death!!!
Dave had a hella time keeping a straight face. Zach was just brutal too. Lotta ppl don't give Letterman his due. He is one helluva comedian with a ridiculously dry delivery.
Dave: " People find you unpleasant."
Zack: "Thank you."
One fine way on how to take constructive criticism.
Don Lucchese: I laughed out loud at that. Just the way he says, "Thank you" and moves on.
“Well that was neither constructive nor criticism..”
-Michael Scott
Dave?
Story of my life!
“Never meet your heroes, cause they will let you down.” This is too much
But it’s reality
Hey mf I need that button
"You look like Steve Jobs NOW!" lmao
:D
Hey! I watched the video too!!!
@@ViaticalTree You also have a keyboard.
@@chewface I mean, yeah...obviously. I’m not sure how that’s relevant.
@@ViaticalTree Ah, I see you also know how to spell "relevant". You continue to surprise me.
Omg. Seeing Letterman have to stifle his laughter is fantastic.
You’ll probably like seeing the bloopers: th-cam.com/video/XduIeExJRTg/w-d-xo.html
This comment makes no sense.
He didn’t even look slightly amused let alone like he was trying to hold back laughter.
YES. You can tell he’s trying to hold it together. Lol!
@@wdcpe-markarellano7284 its gone lol
@@popcorn8153 Here's a new one: th-cam.com/video/WZf-HzYSszA/w-d-xo.html Pretty low quality but still watchable.
Letterman later had Zach on his Netflix show and exclaimed that Between Two Ferns was one of the best pieces of comedy he'd ever seen.
Letterman played this better than anyone I've ever seen. McConaughey did really good too.
@@stephieirene1 The McConaughey episode is second only to the Steve Carell one, both hilarious 😂😂😂
Letterman outtakes are hilarious. Zach called him “Crystal meth Santa” and Dave couldn’t hold back the laughter. 😂
oh yeah I have a friend of a friend who knows someone who says they meant to watch that episode
@@stephieirene1 lol they just follow the script idiot
"Your son's name is Harry...did you name him after your face?"
That's classic joke writing right there, but the delivery is everything.
Your never gonna believe this but I was flipping through the comments and read yours exactly when he said the line.
I didn't get that in the first place
Zack's face after he says "my late father" 🤣
@@dillontomyn2043 that happens to me all the time. So random isn't it.. but think of all the times that doesn't happen..
I totally get why Lettersmen stopped shaving. I had a client facing job out of college and had to shave pretty much every day. It was hell. When I switched careers, I didn't shave for three years. It felt great.
Letterman's humility and willingness to do ANYTHING for the sake of the joke is mind-blowing.
My man Letterman here is giving hard philosopher vibes... It's like seeing someone like Socrates, Plato or Aristotle...
Letterman thrives on self-deprecation
its so sad this show is gone, every episode is gold!!
There was a Christmas special with Toby maguire
@@OhBoy404 holy shit for real?
@@onerandombruh yes
No every episode is not gold. But with a good actor like Dave he never misses.
Why is it gone?
I’d like to thank my guest, *crystal meth Santa Clause.*
That line was pure gold
When did he say that?
@@dowens3781 check out the bloopers
@@dowens3781 the movie on Netflix has it at the end for bloopers, so funny
@@Copilotdave
Ah. I'll have to check that out.
"I've heard people talk about people talking about your show" it hurts to laugh
Zach looks like John Goodman and Wolverine had an old baby
David sounds like John Goodman here
100%
Lol that's what I was going to say. If I wasn't watching or really paying attention, I might've thought that was John Goodman being interviewed
Quarantine has been testing for all of us
The "old" sold it
This was like an awkward exchange between a father and son who haven't spoken in 10 years 🤣
"Would you like to purchase a Monkey?"
Santa clause with an eating disorder lmao
They is a version of this where it's cut different and he calls him crystal meth santa 😂
James Seaton “We’ll be right back with who gives a shit.”
@@toketillubroke I think that's actually funnier than the eating disorder one.
Bruce Wayne You can pretty much say that to any comment ever
Santa Clause already has an eating disorder. It's called morbid obesity.
I'm fun at parties by the way.
1:48 "Your son's name is Harry... did you name him after your face?
"
😂
"Named after my late father."
Hairy lmao
@@K21-p3m How do you feel now?
That was epic. David Letterman was always my favorite late night host. I remember his guests often seemed to be afraid of him. He never seemed impressed by the big stars he interviewed.
looks like your favorite host harassed women and been a dick 🤔
@@vinhtangthe3218 Harrassment? Only heard there was a relationship with that young woman on staff. Don't remember her name but she made appearances on the show.
@@seattleite6631 it was Paul Rudd, who's easy to forget
Why should he ? He was a big star too and made more money than most so why should he have been duh
such a good spin on comedy you could see the laughter in Dave's eyes
"can you take some constructive criticism? ... people find you unpleasant." I LOVE David Letterman on the second phase of his career. He was cool before, but he is a master now.
What career is that
Nah. I miss the younger funny Dave without the stupid beard.
Zach: “Did you just wake up from a 15 year nap?”
Me: “Yeah, but I spaced it in 8 hour increments.”
Whoa that was brutally deep
Its a good thing we can't choose.
So what does that mean, Nathan, you are 45 years old?
Don’t you mean 16
"You love fast cars. In what other ways is your penis small?"
The best line I've heard in a while.
On most interview shows like this, the camera swapping is to focus on the talker. In here it is to let the off-shot person gather their face from laughing. The blooper reels of this show are wonderful 😂
The bloopers for this were so funny I love Letterman’s laugh
David Letterman: can you take a constructive criticism?
Zack : yh!
David : ppl find you unpleasant.
This almost killed me!
Santa Clause with eating disorder. Got me dying from laughter. LMFAO
Love from "my next show has no viewers" show
Zach's beard is obviously having an inferiority crisis.
And its entertainment
Nah he's Greek, he's actually holding it in.
🤭😆😅😂🤣🙌
Letterman's beard is shit
@@richcountyratrodsjrod2329 I beg to differ. The only reason I'm making this comment is because I saw Letterman with a beard somewhere and thought it was so magnificent I literally went to TH-cam and searched "letterman" to enjoy videos of his face cover with it. And I'm not even a Letterman viewer. 😂
Dave almost losing it at "crime doesn't pay" is so great
The way he is going on about people not watching Lettermans show is...beautifull
0:29 you can hear for a split second that they didn’t properly clip out a bit of Letterman laughing lol
I must be drunk cause i can't notice it, do you hear or see it ?
Mamouillette n#1 hear
Yes, i hear it. a very quick split second of the high pitched laugh, it is just as ZG is saying the You look like Steve Jobs Now line
@@mamouilletten1562 clean out your ears
@@BigBoss7777777 Told you i was drunk, my ears are clean, i just missed it.
My chest hurts so bad. I haven't laughed like that in years!
The great Milton Berle once said: "I'm not saying I'm getting old, but these days my testicles tell me when it's time to mow the lawn."
Ahahah
I don't get it
@@VedantShetty someday you will.
Excellent quote ! lmao
Hahaha. Hilarious!
What a perfect beginning, Letterman moving the button and Zach moving it back. 🤣😅😅
Omg Mr. Letterman's beard is glorious, Zach should be ashamed he didn't bring his A game.
“Your son’s name is Harry did you name him after your face?” Had me DYING 😂😂😂
Not an native speaker .. i dont cet thé joke... Please. Context
@@तोॆोीदपगुपेगुपू hairy and Harry
At 0:29, do you hear a part of Letterman’s laugh getting cut off?
lol true.. the classic Letterman laugh
"OU.."
This is one of the best ones. Letterman does so well!
The best part was when the truest talk show late night host dragged the button and Zack dragged it back. Subtle, but hilarious
That was the only funny thing from Zach in the whole thing.
About time!
🙌
wtf you're everywhere
Ayyy mrnosleep. Big fan bud!
Bruh lmao
Bro
“I need that button!” Nearly died 😂😂
You cut the best part
Tarun Purswani 😂
He said "Hey Motherfucker, I need that button". Are you deaf?
@@nervousneighbour yes
😂😂😂
The last sentence just zach said to david just made me laugh so hard haha
“The Tonight Show (Guest)” holy shit that’s hilarious
“My guest today is Santa Clause with an eating disorder.”
“You look good. Did you just wake up from a 15-year nap?”
I cant stop laughing…”never meet your hero’s because they will let you down! “
David Lettersman!!!! Lololololol 😂
"I named him after my father. How do you feel now?" I'M DONE!!!
I’ve seen so many episodes of B2F and all classic and funny but this one is a true gem for sooooooo many reasons😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"David Letterman, The Tonight Show (guest)" fucking hilarious! HAHAHHAHAA
Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve seen a new one of these.
Right lol
It's from the movie that came out last year
I just remembered there's a movie. 👍🏾
Ah, I forgot there was a movie as well.
“Can you take some constructive criticism?...people find you unpleasant”
Probably because I'm being held hostage. Enjoy your MK ultra lawsuits
It's cause I'm awesome I know.
Probably shouldn't try to sell something that's not yours.
Also Tom Can eat a bowl of Dick
Sad cause I'm not the problem.
David: people find you unpleasant
Zach: Hmm Thank you 😂
I was worried in the beginning. Looked like Letterman didn't know how to handle this thing at first because he's used to being the smart ass. But it didn't take too long for them to find a really good dynamic. This was great.
Zach came up with some hilarious lines with his little tiny short Greek butt to make the Giant giggle because he'd never heard those lines ever directed at himself. The funniest thing is Zach is actually one of the nicest guys you'd ever meet. Everyone loves him. Yet he plays the most abrasive idiot on between two ferns. The Bradley Cooper episode is awesome too.
The ferns on the EP with BC 🤣🤣
So is Matthew McConaughey on his visit. That was EPIC! The water!!!
He interviewed Bradley on Late World in 2002. He dry humped Zach's belt buckle
Did Bill Burr ever get on this show? His ability to rip someone apart without cracking a smile would be epic here.
No doubt
I lost it when he said my guest tonight is Santa claus with eating disorder😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
“Looking back on that now do you wish you had grown a sack?”
“Of balllllllies?”
That was intense 35 second in te beginning.
LMAO
"When I was a kid I stayed up late..."
Was waiting for "to watch Jay Leno"
This is the best interview 😂😂😂
"I'm not going to say crime doesn't pay because obviously in your case it did" JESUS that was brutal.
The old adage, 'Two jerks are better than one' has finally been put to rest.
This is the best interview by Zach ! 😂😂😂😂
"Honk your peen" will have me cracking up for the rest of the day lol.
I love dave , this one is my favorite so far
Letterman is an absolute legend.
He plays the part of an annoyed guest so well, it almost seems like he was actually getting pissed off.
3:39 Wow.I almost died in laughter
“He never tried to honk your peen?”
“Oh here we go”
🤣🤣
Letterman gets EXACTLY what he deserved during his whole life and career :) this video fills me with great joy and hapiness :)
i could listen to David Letterman saying "people find you unpleasant" all day
I swear Zach is the best at zingin people, like damnnn😂
"You don't have the capacity for any sort of empathy or embarrassment" is such a comically wise line
I heard one "ha" of David's laugh slip through!
Ending was too good!! 😂😂
Love David Letterman!!! Miss the late show!!
Man I wish they had the line in which he said "I wanna thank crystal meth Santa Claus"
Norm McDonalds talked about it. Letterman must have forgotten
maybe norm doesn't exist in this universe
Or so the Germans would have us believe!
loved it.. please continue with this series
“People find you unpleasant “. Awesome
Letterman: “Can you take constructive criticism”
Fatman: “Yeah”
Letterman: Insults him
Two can play this game. Touché letterman.
"Did you just wake up from a 15 year nap?" 😂
The caption at 0:20
David Lettersmen
The Tonight Show (guest)
🤣🤣🤣
I love these so much 🤣🤣🤣 I laugh 😂 by myself.
Do you hear voices as well....I'd see someone about that
Did you just wake up from a 15 yrs nap? That's so true. lol
The Beard is lookin’ timeless ☑️🔥
it was a bad idea to drink tea while watching this ... now I have tea spilled all over me and the monitor ..
2:28 Letterman’s clearly forgotten the time Norm Macdonald came on his show and called him impotent
Was gonna comment this 😂👌🏽
you know it!
Actually called him barren 😄
It's kinda all a joke dude 😅 I don't think we need facts .. why don't you explain to the people at home what "it's just a joke" means 😉
3:15 "I guess my mistake was inviting myself to be on this show"
Bwahahah
I finished my homework as a kid early so that I can watch you. I don’t know why you are by yourself now but I feel something. I found out that Josh is going to sing on a TH-cam special. His channel is Josh Groban. Maybe someone will run into you. If he gives you his hand, don’t let him take it back. Ask Zach for how to keep the cyber details private.
What
Zach, you’ve given me life.
I have been waiting for so long for someone to torch this looney toon David Letterman. I had a stroke laughing when you called him Santa Claus with an eating disorder. God bless you for my almost apparent death!!!
Letterman: People find you unpleasant
Zach: hm, Thank you
"People find you unpleasant." "Hm, thank you." That got me.
funny thing is Zach ends up becoming a guest in Letterman's show lmao
1:49 "Your son's name is Hairy, did you name him after your face?"😆
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
The Santa Claus text f... killed me :D :D :D :D
My guest today is Santa Claus with a eating disorder. LMAO
This is one of the better ones I have seen. Well played!
2:04 My favorite moment: when David puts Zach in his place.
2:07 is great acting by Zach. He’s saying yes but you can tell just from his face he doesn’t mean it.
"did you name him after your face?" LMFAO 😂
It was hard for Letterman not to laugh. He's always so quick to laugh at jokes.
So true, I laugh just thinking about how hard it must have been for him to hold it in.
Watch the blooper he died with laughter they just edited it out
At 0:30 it sounds like you can hear Letterman laughing from another take
I've seen em all, plenty. I didn't think would be, but it is my favorite one.
Dave had a hella time keeping a straight face. Zach was just brutal too. Lotta ppl don't give Letterman his due. He is one helluva comedian with a ridiculously dry delivery.
Thank god this videos are accessible again
BETWEEN TWO FERNS! ✌️ I missed this!