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  • @TheeIdol
    @TheeIdol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    P- Paradise
    L- Lots of money
    A- Another train
    N- No doubters

  • @crust9889
    @crust9889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3030

    I wonder if tourism in Tahiti has picked up recently

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      Those tourists had PLANS! That had to have had FAITH! All they needed was some TIME, a BOAT, and some damn MONEY!

    • @jacksonturner3623
      @jacksonturner3623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      It did actually

    • @Gorgonyte
      @Gorgonyte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@MarloSoBalJr lmao

    • @dutchvanderlinde7124
      @dutchvanderlinde7124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MarloSoBalJr Yes.

    • @netoarriola7251
      @netoarriola7251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dont forget to Made Some Noise

  • @Doogie95
    @Doogie95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3662

    The plan involves lumbago , Gavin , Muneh , and
    TAHITI

  • @Milty2001
    @Milty2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2532

    Arthur = is this Tahiti plan really gonna work
    Dutch = have some godamm faith
    5 mins later ends up in gaurma

    • @pedroh.ferraz511
      @pedroh.ferraz511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Agent,if Micah only started talking after he came back from Gaurma,and Molly never gave you any information,how is it possible you were perfectly prepared for the Saint Denis heist? Was John truly a rat?

    • @Milty2001
      @Milty2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was probably told by the police in saint Denis or we kidnapped Molly and she told us about the bank robbery and John isn't a rat because he was saved by Arthur

    • @SilverDragonEyess
      @SilverDragonEyess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My guess would be that they knew they could not resist robbing the bank and just waited each day

    • @bendaonfire0078
      @bendaonfire0078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@pedroh.ferraz511 angelo bronte prob told them he owns the city.. So he told milton before he.. were fed to some alligators

    • @Chinchilla2310
      @Chinchilla2310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Because it was extremely obvious the gang was going to rob the bank. That’s pretty much their main target in every town/city, plus this was days after the failed trolley robbery and casino ferry heist.

  • @mpearse89
    @mpearse89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    Dutch: "I think we can trust her"
    Cuts to him choking the woman to death for no reason.

    • @IRGODZILLA
      @IRGODZILLA  6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Marek Pearse This is my favorite part.

    • @illxnati7196
      @illxnati7196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      She threatened them, he gave her a GOLD BAR and she still demanded more. I thought killing her was a good call as she was no a liability.

    • @AsDeft
      @AsDeft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Even though it was brutal, it is kind of odd the game tries to make you think she was totally innocent. She was trying to stiff Dutch for guiding us through a damn cave when he already paid her a gold bar. At that point we have to do something about her or she will likely alert the enemies. Knocking her out would have probably sufficed, but I am not sure she would survive any kind of bludgeoning at her age.

    • @XxUndeadXTacoXx
      @XxUndeadXTacoXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      My Arthur had no right to bitch at Dutch for killing one woman. All of that money I donated to camp was earned by roping people, dragging them off the road, beating them to death, looting their corpse, and selling their wagons. Also massacreing entire towns after losing a dollar in poker.

    • @georgeterpsidis8143
      @georgeterpsidis8143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      she did try to pull a knife on dutch but godamn man he disarmed her! after that he could've just let her go!

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Chapter Four onward:
    Dutch: "I Have a Plan"
    Arthur and John:
    *[X] DOUBT*

    • @yuki2320
      @yuki2320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      THEY NEED SOME GODDAMN FAITH

    • @valarmathimathiazhagan2863
      @valarmathimathiazhagan2863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dutch the man with a plan

    • @adian9297
      @adian9297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      michael burns I just need time and money

    • @adannn-jw
      @adannn-jw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The man with the goddamn plan

    • @tidymosquito8345
      @tidymosquito8345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s because Kieran died and colms gang was part of his plan

  • @richardbarbaros5868
    @richardbarbaros5868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    Gang Funds: ~$2500
    Personal Funds: ~$3000
    In modern day that comes out to roughly $141,694.85
    Dutch: WE. NEED. MONEY.

    • @rubenrubs7371
      @rubenrubs7371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Leo Xu WE NEED MONEY JUST A LAST WORK

    • @JAVIXcr
      @JAVIXcr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      With Blackwater money was $150.000 and Dutch need money

    • @Kastigatr
      @Kastigatr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      DINERO. GOL. DOLLAS. MUNEH!

    • @Blackout201_
      @Blackout201_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly my thoughts

    • @krystsource8473
      @krystsource8473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Just one more big score and then I can cure my lumbago and go to TAHITI

  • @traumatizedgermansoldier3856
    @traumatizedgermansoldier3856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Legend says as Arthur's DOUBT grows, so does his BEARD

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At the End His Beard Was Shorter

    • @bigmak5891
      @bigmak5891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MariusBoss11458 it entirely differs depending on what you grow it to you smooth brain

    • @Ch9-7708
      @Ch9-7708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No wonder I have a level 9

    • @rickydevmj
      @rickydevmj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MariusBoss11458 that's because at the end he didn't have doubts about Dutch. He KNEW Dutch went crazy

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rickydevmj This is a weird comment i wrote. That's such a No shit Sherlock comment.

  • @Bobinsox
    @Bobinsox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Roses are red,
    Beans come in a can,
    All we need is muneh,
    and a goddamn plan!

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Roses are red,
      Lying low keeps us safe,
      God damn it, Arthur,
      Have some *GOD. DAMN. FAITH.*

    • @adian9297
      @adian9297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rockabye Ruby I tell him that all time

    • @MdRiAD-cc6kt
      @MdRiAD-cc6kt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Vaksharules1999don't even rhyme black lung

  • @QuikScoper45
    @QuikScoper45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Dutch the man with a plan. But all his GOOD ones involve jumping off a cliff

    • @makiisbro1129
      @makiisbro1129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Darrell Patts I have a plan

    • @virtualplayz5557
      @virtualplayz5557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “You always got a plan Dutch”

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DMVGREY it was l well thought out and it's wall all fun and games till he fell of a Cliff

  • @dutchvanderlinde7238
    @dutchvanderlinde7238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    Wait- this is criticism?
    I thought it was part of the PLAN

    • @Adam-cj2jg
      @Adam-cj2jg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The square root of plan is money, so by that logic, Tahiti ÷ mangoes + smoke = noise?
      The plan is NOISE!

    • @phil_5430
      @phil_5430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      god damn Dutch, just tell us already about your plan!

    • @sweynskarilsen9105
      @sweynskarilsen9105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Adam-cj2jg the equation is missing the variable of Faith.

    • @Adam-cj2jg
      @Adam-cj2jg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bill seemore faith is on both sides of the equation so we can cancel it out

    • @ramenreiko
      @ramenreiko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Go back to farming mangoes you dutchbag

  • @Internetguy_L337_90D
    @Internetguy_L337_90D 6 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Arthur: Dutch I have a plan
    Dutch: what plan
    Arthur: lets go to Tahiti with the money from the valentine bank heist.
    Dutch: Arthur how dare you shorten the game with a happy ending have you no FAITH.

    • @kealanmac
      @kealanmac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lumbago

    • @kealanmac
      @kealanmac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tuberculosis

    • @kealanmac
      @kealanmac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Muneh

    • @kealanmac
      @kealanmac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      FAITH

    • @kealanmac
      @kealanmac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Good boah

  • @jman1293
    @jman1293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    I have a can
    Want a sprite planberry

    • @aldicola1019
      @aldicola1019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the thirstiest time of the yeeeeaaar

    • @kazuhira9489
      @kazuhira9489 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stop

    • @matnat21
      @matnat21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jwg II *T H E A N S W E R I S C L E E E A A A R R R R!!!!*

    • @jman1293
      @jman1293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sprite Cranberry The answer is MuNeYyYY

    • @rustyscrewdrivr
      @rustyscrewdrivr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GLaDOS I have a plan we just need more sprite cranberry so we can go to Tahiti

  • @maxramirez8218
    @maxramirez8218 6 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Person who disliked needs some GOD DAMN FAITH

    • @QuothTheRavenclaw11
      @QuothTheRavenclaw11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And *MONEH*

    • @gabrielifesanmi1023
      @gabrielifesanmi1023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why would you even dislike this who gets offended by this

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabrielifesanmi1023 snowflakes that get triggered by white people

    • @LordSalazarsRevenge
      @LordSalazarsRevenge ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAVE. SOME. FAITH!

    • @leinadoom
      @leinadoom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@gabrielifesanmi1023people without FAITH

  • @dingusrevolver
    @dingusrevolver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "This is the last job...that we are ever gonna pull."
    - Dutch, 3 minutes into a 13-minute video

  • @tudorraoul2956
    @tudorraoul2956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    Hotel?
    L U M B A G O

    • @somepolishdude9853
      @somepolishdude9853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @whatever3957
      @whatever3957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hue hue hue

    • @THSH-IV
      @THSH-IV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tudor Raoul Gabriel Lmbago

    • @daifuku9320
      @daifuku9320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As merge acolo 🤔

    • @rydernigga5675
      @rydernigga5675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don’t make fun of my terminal illness, not cool

  • @JEZeke
    @JEZeke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    He cared for his gang, he did the best for them, he just needed some loyalty, faith and MONEY.

  • @amirshahir76
    @amirshahir76 6 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    Dutch : I have a plan, i still had a plan!
    John : What plan? what goddamn plan, dutch? Tahiti? Timbuktu?
    a few years later..
    Dutch : I got a plan, John..
    John : you always got a plan, Dutch..
    hahaha savage john..

    • @AndrewTheMandrew531
      @AndrewTheMandrew531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Amir Shahir “This is a good one.”

    • @VGF80
      @VGF80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's like it comes around.

    • @princesslightninxflames9260
      @princesslightninxflames9260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Now I understand why John said that.

    • @lalchhawnikhiangte8877
      @lalchhawnikhiangte8877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@princesslightninxflames9260 John answered like all of us would've wanted to answer

    • @mrorlov2706
      @mrorlov2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well maybe if they went to Timbuktu pinkertons couldn't find them there

  • @americanlibertas3726
    @americanlibertas3726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    We've started a drinking game that every time Dutch says I have a plan or we need more money, take a shot.

    • @RonaldPickering
      @RonaldPickering 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Rachael Barfield me too, but I play using the word Tahiti.

    • @IRGODZILLA
      @IRGODZILLA  6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I hope you all have wills written out already.

    • @RonaldPickering
      @RonaldPickering 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      LancePlays I’m Scottish bud, can handle it😝

    • @IRGODZILLA
      @IRGODZILLA  6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Tam Patterson Well then. I do not doubt it my friend. Know a few Scots myself.

    • @Yeagerbomb77
      @Yeagerbomb77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You gonna need more muneh for all that booze.

  • @shaggyrogers9028
    @shaggyrogers9028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    WE JUST NEED *MONEY*
    One more decent take and we're out...
    10 robberies later
    WE *NEED MONEY*
    ONE MORE DECENT TAKE AND WE LIE LOW...
    YEA THANKS DUTCH GREAT PLAN!

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Summer aka GTA V

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Talisguy HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH

    • @dutchvanderlinde4985
      @dutchvanderlinde4985 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know, we just have to stick with the PLAN

  • @WanderSeth
    @WanderSeth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Dutch is a clear example when you're lead by charisma and not intelligence. I'm not saying Dutch is an idiot, but he doesn't ever have a solid plan. Hosea would be better in charge, but the guy didn't wanna step on his best friend's toes and-
    oh, you guys didn't want a serious explanation? I got you: Dutch is a smooth-talking dummy.

    • @Crash_basch
      @Crash_basch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      The serious explanation would had been interesting to read.

    • @Timbo5000
      @Timbo5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Don't know about that. I think Dutch just lost it after Hosea died and went crazy. Before that he seemed fine to me, but it was always suspicious how he wouldn't share his supposed plan. He didn't do any hugely irrational things before Hosea's death though. Afterwards he is clearly crazy. By then he really just is a smooth-talking fool who has lost himself and his ideals. At that point it seems like he's just fighting for the sake of fighting and betrayed/forgot the reasons he was fighting in the first place.

    • @WanderSeth
      @WanderSeth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Crash_basch In all seriousness, the serious explanation was just a few more sentences. The full thing was gonna be "Hosea would be better in charge, but the guy didn't wanna step on his best friend's toes and cause more conflict in the gang. The fact that it's an outlaw gang means everyone would already have been on edge (outlaws betrayed each other all the time irl and it led to some famous outlaw's downfalls, and many other reasons) and Hosea made the arguably better decision to not try and be in charge of the gang."

    • @ojutay8375
      @ojutay8375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hosea, and to a lesser extent Arthur, were definitely grounding forces for Dutch. Hosea’s death and Arthur’s lack of faith started to unravel him. Micah (that stank b****) didn’t help by being a yes man

    • @kingpinkobe2367
      @kingpinkobe2367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Aaron Harrahy it was all Gavin’s fault, Gavin was the one who gave Mr. Downes Tuberculosis

  • @arthurmeneses1159
    @arthurmeneses1159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Arthur: Bad News Dutch... I got tuberculosis
    Uncle: And I got lUmBaGO.... Very serious
    Dutch We jUsT nEEDd MoNeY, aNd I aLreADY tOld u I HaVe a goDDAMN pLAN

  • @giornogiovanna4570
    @giornogiovanna4570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Mr. Crabs: I like money
    Dutch: hold my beer

  • @pabletesans9413
    @pabletesans9413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Rest in plan dutch you will be remembered

    • @yaboigavin13
      @yaboigavin13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's the plan

    • @yaboigavin13
      @yaboigavin13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE HOLE PLAN

    • @JiraJH666
      @JiraJH666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remember It’s Planned. Dutch.

  • @jektonoporkins5025
    @jektonoporkins5025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I know it's an old one but it's still one of the best:
    Micah: *shoots Miss Grimshaw"
    Dutch: "wHiCh oNe oF YoU Is bEtRaYiN' mE?!"

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Dutch always demands faith, but he had no faith in anybody else. Miss Grimshaw set up every camp for him, and he doesn't seem to pay attention to her as she bleeds out.

    • @kube410
      @kube410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When he was saying "who is betraying me" i think it wasnt about arthur or micah but all the rest that still remained in the camp everyone on arthurs side was automatically the "betraying" one

  • @prismaticfluid
    @prismaticfluid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I think he’s kin to Mr. Krabs

    • @dutchvanderlinde7238
      @dutchvanderlinde7238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shhhh

    • @raydenkreps2014
      @raydenkreps2014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Hi, I like money"

    • @prismaticfluid
      @prismaticfluid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dutch Van Der Linde Oh sorry boss. Got a plan?

    • @angelserenade
      @angelserenade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh god... I can already picture that pre-historic episode of Spongebob where he lifts a rock with lots of crabs saying "money", but with Dutch's face on those crabs! Hahahaha

    • @afhamzaki2588
      @afhamzaki2588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So Spongebob is Arthur? Then who's John?

  • @whiskeyclones7161
    @whiskeyclones7161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “GET TO WORK” *immediately sits down and reads The American Inferno for the 16th straight time*

  • @NewCaliforniaRepublicTrooper
    @NewCaliforniaRepublicTrooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Dutch is a prime example of when you set your fallout characters charisma and luck to 10 and their intelligence to 3.

    • @pinkestelle558
      @pinkestelle558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hosea was the intelligence stat when he died dutchs voice of reason died

    • @maryi685
      @maryi685 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very accurate

    • @ДмитрийОсипов-м9д
      @ДмитрийОсипов-м9д ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pinkestelle558 rather it was replaced by Micah's treacherous ideas

  • @thewizard5339
    @thewizard5339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Loooooool imagine waking up in the morning and bloke tells you has a plan for the 89th time in 7 years.

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Dutch has:
    - A plan
    - A goddamn plan
    - The plan
    - The final plan
    - One more score
    - One big score
    Dutch doesn't need:
    - Traitors
    - Doubters
    - Doubting
    Dutch needs:
    - Faith
    - Noise
    - Money
    - Muhneh
    - Moar muhneh
    Man got his priorities straight. 🤣🤣

  • @bañodeacido666
    @bañodeacido666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    3:44
    Dutch: we are going to be harvesting mangoes, in tahiti!
    Hosea: oh god 🙄😒

  • @gugan_1678
    @gugan_1678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I have a plan Arthur...
    MONEY

    • @francoislamar4786
      @francoislamar4786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moneh

    • @user-vh8pj6xp6t
      @user-vh8pj6xp6t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Muneh

    • @ximbsfumasa6095
      @ximbsfumasa6095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gugan _ No my friend , I HAVE A PLAN
      Pass 1 - get MUNEH
      Pass 2 - go to TAHITI
      And the final pass - plant MANGOES in TAHITI

  • @MHRav3n
    @MHRav3n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I love the last Ride when John was in a tozal Rage mode.
    " what God dam Plan Dutch? Tahiti? Timbuktu?
    I died there XD

  • @alexwilder5561
    @alexwilder5561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Imagine if MLK had a plan instead of a dream

    • @popcornfilms1
      @popcornfilms1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amazing

    • @TheAlexxManReviewer
      @TheAlexxManReviewer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      instead of campaigning for civil rights he'd suggest all black people save up money and go to tahiti

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheAlexxManReviewer But first they would have to make some smoke!

    • @ChaseRiver2
      @ChaseRiver2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well then he would need some GOD DAMN M O N E Y

    • @LordSalazarsRevenge
      @LordSalazarsRevenge ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@ChaseRiver2 AND FAITH WE ALSO NEED SOME GODDAMN FAITH!

  • @ytn675
    @ytn675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love how his plan just brings em all to fucking Guarma and to the end of the gang.

    • @rustyscrewdrivr
      @rustyscrewdrivr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ITS A DIO wrong it takes Micah Dutch Javier Bill and Arthur

    • @blankabs7056
      @blankabs7056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      all part of the plan

    • @ytn675
      @ytn675 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blankabs7056 I don't know Dutch. It's always a God damn train.

  • @justcole9660
    @justcole9660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    13:25 someone had to shut him up.

  • @CeaserMadrazo
    @CeaserMadrazo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    *Horseshoe Overlook*
    Arthur: Are we just gonna keep heading East?
    Hosea: Looks like it. At this rate, we'll be in New York by Christmas time.
    *Murfree Cave*
    Dutch: WE'RE GOIN' TO NEW YORK!!!

  • @thearea51raidwasboring
    @thearea51raidwasboring 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Dutch, on Google Maps: "Money, Faith, Loyalty"
    Google Maps: "No search results found"
    Dutch: "nO fAiTh, nO lOyaLtY, STOP DOUBTING ME OARTHUR"

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Dutch: We need money
    Arthur: Use the gang funds, it has 41k dollars and we haven’t spent any of it.
    Dutch: We need more money
    Arthur: OK, HOW MUCH DOES THAT GODDAMN FARM COST!

  • @arthurmorgan6087
    @arthurmorgan6087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I remember stealing the horses back off of a boat for the Indians immediately after he said he needed a boat. I was like wtf guy.

    • @manray5140
      @manray5140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You can't have a boat if you don't have SMOKE! or MUNEH or NOISE! or FAITH! or TIME!

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Man Ray
      And NO TRAITORS

    • @dutchvanderlinde8798
      @dutchvanderlinde8798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      HAVE SOME FAITH!!

    • @tailsdollblack9546
      @tailsdollblack9546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      dutch has became a meme at this point lol

    • @thisguy9458
      @thisguy9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he needs a boat to cross the ocean though not a simple livestock boat

  • @j.marston
    @j.marston 6 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    But what about Hoseaustralia?

    • @dutchvanderlinde7238
      @dutchvanderlinde7238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Dammit John, that's not part of the *PLAN*

    • @j.marston
      @j.marston 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      What plan, Dutch?! What goddamn plan?!

    • @dmitrishostakovich9559
      @dmitrishostakovich9559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Hey can you shut up?! I'm having mah beauty rest lumbago doesn't heal itself ya know" -Uncle

    • @showery1376
      @showery1376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@j.marston Have some GOD DAMN FAITH

    • @thearea51raidwasboring
      @thearea51raidwasboring 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *PLAN, FAITH, LOYALTY, MONEY*

  • @zaxypax
    @zaxypax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Figure out what?"
    "The plan."
    Kills my every time.

  • @Trustiii
    @Trustiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Everytime Dutch says "I got a plan" and "We need some Money" Arthurs Beard grows hahahaha.

  • @obi-wankenobi1045
    @obi-wankenobi1045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I kinda felt bad seeing Dutch losing his mind. He was a very enjoyable character and he was my favourite at the beginning. And seeing Arthur-Dutch-friendship break was sad.

  • @boejiden6257
    @boejiden6257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Dutch’s good plans always fall... get it?

  • @LukeGB003
    @LukeGB003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    6:46 best moment

  • @jerryc3088
    @jerryc3088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Arthur: I donated so many damn watches, Dutch! There's your damn time!

  • @lightschunk
    @lightschunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:49 The seed capital line with money over it made me laugh so hard I started crying 🤣

  • @ohyeahyeah9677
    @ohyeahyeah9677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The last plan actually worked!

  • @J-M-R
    @J-M-R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    MUNEH, TAHITI, AUSTRALIA, NEW GUINEA, NEW YORK, NOISE, ONE MORE SCORE; THE PLAN

  • @GREATSLUMBER
    @GREATSLUMBER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    dutch is lowkey the most comical game character of all time.

  • @joecoates0
    @joecoates0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Dutch’s plan was to keep making plans

  • @Musicguy0007
    @Musicguy0007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I don't regret being in the gang with Arthur
    I learned alot from this and yes this is the first game that made me cry especially at the indian part when his son passed away
    In reality John Marston reminds me of myself
    Dutch reminds me of my dad by his temper when he gets mad at me
    I'm gonna cherish this game always
    I've met alot of awesome people in the world who have played this game

  • @sherpa4204
    @sherpa4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This game is so well made that lot of parts became a classic

  • @Patchesy
    @Patchesy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The one dislike is from Colm O'driscoll
    Edit: Oh wow thx for the 75 likes guys
    Never got that much before

    • @calosa1127
      @calosa1127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The third one is from pinkertons

    • @afonsolucas2219
      @afonsolucas2219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The fourth is from Arthur. He knew in the end.

    • @kylelegarvier172
      @kylelegarvier172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fifth one is John he knew as well

    • @dawsonadams9612
      @dawsonadams9612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      6th, 7th, and 8th are from Charles, Lumbago man, and Sadie because they eventually knew as well.

    • @v.mvarga4979
      @v.mvarga4979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If there's a 9th, that is Alberto Fussar that got his ass blown up in that tower

  • @zerrrp
    @zerrrp 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Dutch: WE NEED MONEY
    me: gives 5000 to camp like every 3 days
    Dutch: WE NEED MORE MONEY

  • @omerdude
    @omerdude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Holly shit i just now noticed how dutch says "this is a good one" just like he said on RDR 2 and both times he jumped off a cliff. That's an awesome detail that could be easily missed

  • @theunitedstatesofamerica3556
    @theunitedstatesofamerica3556 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “JUST ONE MORE BIG SCORE ARTHUR, WE GET A BIT OF MONEY, AND WE ARE GONE!”
    -Dutch, prologue

  • @JustinCage56
    @JustinCage56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:55 That's it, ladies and gentlemen. That's the entire story arch of the game right there.

  • @jallaleladlani842
    @jallaleladlani842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    figure out what????
    ThE PLaN!!!! AuTHeR!!!

  • @tudorraoul2956
    @tudorraoul2956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I have a mango,I have a lumbago
    AHH...
    L U M A N G O in TAHITI comfirmed

  • @bangtanluver
    @bangtanluver 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Noise Arthur we need noise!” So much for laying low

  • @Mypha21
    @Mypha21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I feel bad for arthur. Even at the end he still trying to help dutch to see the truth.

  • @Dutch_vanderLinde
    @Dutch_vanderLinde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dutch: We need to create a diversion
    Arthur: *WELL wHAT yOu ThiNk fInD aNOtHeR oLd lAdY To sTrANGle?*

  • @jk-474
    @jk-474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:25 just PERFECT, Dutch’s Monopoly Man outfit just sells it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wesker236
    @Wesker236 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Only if dutch realized how much money he could've made by hunting outlaws and shit with all em carrying them platinum watches and stuff like that

  • @fiddlydiddle869
    @fiddlydiddle869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Arthur: "The day you have a plan is the day I shave, Dutch."

  • @AestheticSloth420
    @AestheticSloth420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That bloody map in the beginning was golden, didn't expect it and dont know why it was so funny

  • @babyblue2232
    @babyblue2232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I wonder how much times Dutch said “plan”, “loyalty”, and “money”.

  • @Dave-zv3lp
    @Dave-zv3lp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chapter One: "We jusy need to have MUNNEY"
    Chapter Two: "We just need more TIME"
    Chapter Three: "We just need more M U N N E H"
    Chapter Four: "We just NEED some GODDAMN, FAITH"
    ---
    Chapter Five: "M A N G O ES"

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I swear to God, Dutch makes up more excuses and demands for more time than I do at my school

  • @ashraflolo
    @ashraflolo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "ALL OF YOU, GET TO WORK, SO GET TO WORK ALL OF YOU, SO GET TO WORK"
    wise words from Dutch plan der linde

  • @Spartan_Ghost98
    @Spartan_Ghost98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I feel like Dutch created season 8 of game of thrones with people saying “how are we going to defeat the white walker and have the series end?” Dutch says “don’t worry I have a plan have some faith!”

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dutch: I know that literally every big plan I've had has failed miserably, but I REAALLY got a good feeling about this one!

  • @kakokapolei123
    @kakokapolei123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Lmao why didn't Dutch just go to the money store

    • @rustyscrewdrivr
      @rustyscrewdrivr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kakokapolei123 AKA the bank just one more bank guys

    • @willtattersall1940
      @willtattersall1940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO he should’ve got a loyalty card while he was there

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A trade
    You receive: one more big score and a golden plan
    Dutch receives: some god damn faith

  • @viniciusrodrigues8797
    @viniciusrodrigues8797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These are the ones who did not believe in the plan and not have faith

  • @popebigboy7334
    @popebigboy7334 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    And now thanks to his planning his faith and muneh dutch is now living in that big mango farm in the sky

  • @falex1thegame
    @falex1thegame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dutch's parents: He's gonna say his first word!
    Dutch: d- da
    Dutch's parents: Oh my god!
    Dutch: plan

  • @JMR_2028
    @JMR_2028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *WE*
    *JUST*
    *NEED*
    *MORE*
    *MONEY*

  • @redpancake2682
    @redpancake2682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Dutch: “ I told you. Noise. We need NOISE Arthur. Noise and Faith”
    Arthur: “I still don’t know what that means.”

  • @Sharinzo
    @Sharinzo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    1:40 Lotsa money

    • @alfredashford5924
      @alfredashford5924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Danzo Shimura *Lotsa Sharigan. Your plans would’ve worked, Danzo, if Itachi had some GODDAMN FAITH!

    • @Sharinzo
      @Sharinzo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/SPe0vC5OzDs/w-d-xo.html

  • @Doylemcfarlane369
    @Doylemcfarlane369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cured my mood thanks so much

    • @Doylemcfarlane369
      @Doylemcfarlane369 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a meme now so many people I no have seen this

  • @DieHardRedemption
    @DieHardRedemption ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dutch's plan without the Pinkertons interfering: Rob the Saint Denis bank, rob the Valentine bank, rob some stagecoaches. (WE NEED MORE MONEY, ORTHUR)

  • @leinadoom
    @leinadoom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Everything was going as planned until Arthur and John lost faith and began to insist😢

  • @bryanmejia3498
    @bryanmejia3498 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "You always have a plan Dutch" they really paid that off in this game😂

  • @caseyhope2825
    @caseyhope2825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "SO GET TO WORK! ALL OF YOU! SO GET TO WORK! WE NEED more MUNEH, FAITH, TIME, SCORES, PATIENCE, AND MUNEH!"

  • @IGamingStation
    @IGamingStation 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dutch can't make a plan without money and he can't make money without a plan. Dutch got himself a catch 22.

  • @LukeGB003
    @LukeGB003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I also made a shopping list for my dear Dutch
    We need more
    Time
    *money*
    A plan
    Anything else
    Nope ok
    *we need more money*
    Need to head
    East
    West
    North
    South

    • @PlaceboZypresse
      @PlaceboZypresse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EvoDrift you forgot FAITH

    • @LukeGB003
      @LukeGB003 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PlaceboZypresse how could I

    • @patrickbuerke1390
      @patrickbuerke1390 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LukeGB003 And a train. There's always a goddamn train

    • @LukeGB003
      @LukeGB003 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patrickbuerke1390 yep and that

  • @sparrrowe2338
    @sparrrowe2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    arthurs strangled "you're mad" when they jump off the cliff though

  • @captainkev10
    @captainkev10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Best title.

  • @smudgerbugg
    @smudgerbugg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    No one:
    Absolutely No one:
    Not even Milton:
    Dutch: WE NEED MONEY, NOISE AND A BOAT TO TAHITI, WE'LL BE GROWING MANGOS!

  • @themandocommando1160
    @themandocommando1160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    WE
    NEED
    MONEY
    AND
    LUMBAGO
    !

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Arthur: im die dutch
    Dutch:hmmmm, I hAvE A PlAiN

  • @thatw3irdguy2k
    @thatw3irdguy2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    someone needs to make a 2020 yearly planner that has dutch's face on it.

  • @Me-fv7iv
    @Me-fv7iv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listen all Dutch needed was money, time, trust, faith, and loyalty

  • @chief5604
    @chief5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:28 Idk why but this part is so fcking funny XD

  • @RememberWhatHeDid_0777
    @RememberWhatHeDid_0777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You can just see Arthur's frustration, and I love it, and Dutch's slow descent into madness with MONE! and PLAN! It's so funny lol.

  • @BravestOfTheBrave
    @BravestOfTheBrave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You can see the pain in Arthur’s eyes in every cutscene

  • @wowsanty7025
    @wowsanty7025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    After robbing 100 banks
    Dutch: WE NEED MORE MONEY