Well, hey! The Content ID issue resolved itself faster than expected. Happy times! Also, no offense to any authors! At least you tried, and I am more than certain you'll improve with each story you make! These videos are all just in good fun and not meant to be hurtful, and my ”angrier” reactions were played up for comedic effect! Keep writing!
"well, my girlfriend walked in" "yeah" "so i went up to her," "yeeesss...." "and i, uh, i stabbed her thirty-seven times in the chest." "CAAAAAAARL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!"
@@nottherealpaulsmith I hate whenever the dimensional anomaly from 10,000,000 light-years away is coming towards Earth at a rapid pace, and getting ready to swallow Earth in a dark spaghetti doom.
"Dennis stabbed Alyssa 37 times the chest" What's next? Did he cut off her hands and eat them? Does he have a best friend with a flower hat and the name Paul?
What does he do with them? Does he kill them? Take them to a sanctuary? It was always the ambiguity that made Slendy so fucking freaky. You could never tell what the hell it was doing or planning. But, it grew popular, ambiguous scenarios become senseless gore, the fright factor was lost.
Since someone hasn't written a Jeff the Killer story in which Jefferino manages a the budget of a camp full of homicidal tweens, I guess it is my duty to do it.
Oh then I guess it's MY job and purpose in life to make a fanfiction where he sword fights with Jane on a ship above a pool of smile dog while Slendy just stands in a he corner reading "Fiftee shads oof kneeves" and flipping pancakes while wearing a fluffy, pink apron.
Wait a goddamned minute... That carnival announcement is literally just the opening to "The Greatest Show Unearthed" by Creature Feature. The Heart Ripper? More like the Heart Rip Off!
as a huge Creature Feature fan, it made me laugh so hard they put the first line of that song in their ''creepypasta'' for some reason. I almost immediately realized that as i heard it. I laughed even more when they continued to put the song there even tho it's pointless and makes no sense
Dennis: So I broke up with her Me: Okay Dennis: And then she got on top of me trying to win me back Me: Continue Dennis: So I threw her off Me: And then? Dennis: I proceeded to stab her thirty seven times in the chest Me: DEEEENNNNIIIIISSSSS!!! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
Know de wey... Know de wey... Let us stand together knuckles clan For Uganda we're coming strong, To set our echidna tribe free... Do you know the way? Let us find the way my brothers. We'll find de wey! 3 2 1 GO! Non-stop brothers, We must find de way We need a queen that will show us where we must go [...]
Dark black is a thing. Black is where you can still see darker figures or line art if it's art. Dark black, or pitch black is when you can see nothing.
Seriously, Am I the only one a bit disturbed about the seemingly hundreds of badly written stories with the following plot arch - Unpopular 12 year old girl clearly meant to be the author Something kinda shitty but mundane happens like they get bullied, but it somehow pushes them over the edge and they become OMG SURIAL KILLAR!!1!! As a first order of business they always *brutally murder their whole family in fairly graphic detail* Right outside their house as they leave is OMG JEFF THE KILLR!! They instantly fall in love, and depart for a lifetime of murdering innocents together
It'd be more scary if a story was written about the authors of these pastas, which go on to try doing real life sacrifices for their fictional lover boy jeffy...but end up getting busted by the cops. the only reason the reader should be scared by the story's end is because the story would mention there are a near infinite number of the girls like that out there. that...would be a not so bad story.
Victim: And...? Creepypasta "Killer": Well... Aren't you scared of me? Victim: Not really... Why? Creepypasta "Killer": How are you not scared of me...? I'm about to kill you, I look creepy, and I have creepy, mysterious eyes! Victim: You wish. Creepypasta "Killer": ... Victim: Look, I don't give a damn about your "sPeCiAl" eyes! Also, if you're "about to kill me", then please just do it already... Just get it over with. Creepypasta "Killer": Okay! STABBY STAB! Victim: *A* **ded**
@@nottherealpaulsmith I mean you don't have to censor that, if it's a genuine problem, then don't be afraid to tell someone that it makes you uncomfortable
"Not noticing his eyes changing colours for a second" Dear Author: Please try and look at your own eyes without a reflective surface. Let me know how that went.
Since I didn't get to vote in the poll, Slendy has the more attractive face. I'd rather stare at a blank wall, watching paint dry, than look at Jeff's carved up mess of a smile
"Remember, if you hear a scream... shhhhhh!" "What kind of advice is that?!" XD 7:15 That's from a song! The Greatest Show Unearthed! Well I guess you have to get inspiration from somewhere
Bruh the second one sounds like Santa Claus. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows what you're doing, he's the fat guy who breaks into your house during the night, eats your food and carries a sack around.
In story three, FOR FUCK SAKE WHY IS JEFF THE KILLER HER IDOL? I MEAN, SLENDERMAN IS A WAY BETTER IDOL SMILE DOG, FUCKING SMILE DOG IS A BETTER IDOL Jesus christ-
Phoenix Snilloc yeah what does Valhalla have to do with any of that? I know it’s in the song but why did they think “oh this will totally fit into the context of our little carnival thingy.”
Well, it makes sense... nobody sane murders anyone, and being locked up or chased by a killer or something can be VERY traumatizing. Crappypastas usually take it over-the-top though.
It's people who understand what gothic horror is but have absolutely no idea what the fuck they're actually doing and how insanity and mental deteriation are actually used to create horror
You know what? I'm going to write a satirical story about a guy who is driven insane by Jeff The Killer showing up in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CREEPYPASTA, and goes on a murderous rampage against creepypasta authors.
I love that in Bonus #2 the gratuitous Japanese is so clearly just Google translate. Because Masuku is just Mask with an accent and Kamen (like in Kamen Rider) is the proper Japanese word for a mask.
HEY GUISE ME AM HAVE AN ORIGNAL CREPEPOOSA CHARACTER: It'a an angsty teen with dark hair and a hoooooodie with a knife and has no eyes one is a clock an da other is an magic eightball and is blue and am have the smoile carved in his mouth and he was punched one by the accident but is tard so he became killer an his nam es GEORGE DA BADURPDINURPFLURP!!!!!! Oooo 62 spoopy 64 me
NOW IT'S TIME TO MAKE AN EVEN CRAPPIER SEQUEL AND A LOVE STORY VERSION! George carved bob from bobs burgerz on hims bums. Den he got his noit lit an bashd sumblubbys nose wit it. He den delivers his cashfwaze. "Buy my mixtape!" Den he maks out wit swendrmin an jeep. He meets a gurrrl wif a blueish purplish reddish orangish bikini an a hockey mask an her nam was janet da badurpnerpflurp an he twied to stub her an deliver his trademark catfras "Melts in ur mouth not in ur hans bcas u gattta cash um all!!!" So den she doges it and so but he dilvers hims tradmarp cashfwaiz "Who is you gonna cull?" Den dey mak owt!
True. I'd probably just have to use a bow (I can shoot one, but not well) after training longer if they were real. My friends can also beat the crap out of others too, but they don't do it.
Bonus 2: I don't feel very scared. I just feel good that there's someone watching my back so that i don't die. "You cannot feel me, you cannot touch me, but i can touch you." Alright, now i just feel violated. "I will kill anyone on the street." Alright, cool, because the only people that would be roaming around at night are probably robbers. "I will enjoy your screams~" That's okay with me, because i enjoy salami, and in my opinion that's pretty morbid in its own way.
16:53 Uh That's a Creature Feature song... The person who wrote the "creepypasta" didn't even write the announcement. I love Creature Feature and that song so you can imagine my pain
that- that heart ripper pasta- it referenced a SONG oh my g o d the song is called "The Greatest Show Unearthed". it's not half bad, honestly. give it a listen! but why...why in a creepypasta?
Well, hey! The Content ID issue resolved itself faster than expected. Happy times! Also, no offense to any authors! At least you tried, and I am more than certain you'll improve with each story you make! These videos are all just in good fun and not meant to be hurtful, and my ”angrier” reactions were played up for comedic effect! Keep writing!
no be cat noir
Dominick Castro Congratulations!! You got the reference! ;3
+HoodoHoodlumsRevenge yay! what do I win?
Dominick Castro My respect, I suppose xP
+HoodoHoodlumsRevenge fair enough
If crappypastas are to be believed, we've got at least 20 Jeff the Killers running around out there with girls
PlusOne oml yas
definitely
Or jeff is a player
Or Jeff is a killer pimp
what a h*e
"I'm a shadow in your room, if you're not scared of me, prepare to meet your doom"
"MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!"
TEAM CRAPPYPASTA IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAIN!
They'll never get my slenderchu
I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN OF LAUGHING
+Grim Reaper Why are you always so grim? did your parents die? Is that wjy you collect souls? Would that make a good Pasta?
BootifullBananas maybe
"well, my girlfriend walked in"
"yeah"
"so i went up to her,"
"yeeesss...."
"and i, uh, i stabbed her thirty-seven times in the chest."
"CAAAAAAARL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!"
Jasper Zachary Carl, where are his hands?
His what?
Riven Cipher Her hands. Why are they missing?
Riven Cipher His hands. Why are they missing?
Well uh I kinda cooked them up, and ate them
*Sees seven foot monster murdering someone*
"Eh"
imagine this guy's reaction to other things
*car crash*
"Eh."
*hindenburg disaster*
"Dang."
*Earth-shattering kaboom*
"Well that's annoying."
@@nottherealpaulsmith I hate whenever the dimensional anomaly from 10,000,000 light-years away is coming towards Earth at a rapid pace, and getting ready to swallow Earth in a dark spaghetti doom.
I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?
@@5H4NKTH35HARK i can't take "Dark spaghetti doom" seriously.
Canadian, eh?
"She panicked, even if the disco isn't near by" I hear that and I freaked out
dunkinut PANIC! AT THE DISCO
i guess you *could* say that you *panicked in the disco*
PANIC! AT THE DISCO
PANIC! AT THE DISCO
breadbin urie
"He panicked, even though there were no discos around," thank you, Dennis, for making my day
I chimed in
Lol
That made my smile as well.
* She
"Dennis stabbed Alyssa 37 times the chest"
What's next? Did he cut off her hands and eat them? Does he have a best friend with a flower hat and the name Paul?
28 STAB WOUNDS!
CAAAAARLLL that kills people
Caaaarrrrrrrraaaaallllll why would you do that?
DEEEEEEEEEENNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSS
@@minesweeperjimmy2010 you beat me to it
“You cannot touch me, but I can.”
............ you touch yourself?
After five minutes, I was able to touch me.
XD boi i love this comment!
Yes. They dont consent to others touching them so they touch themselves
·_·
Doud.i.like.the.creppy.funny
Stabshik.good.kip.up.the.awsume
Work.its.cool.its.badass.its.dop
Man.good.job👍💀🤣🤗
I F Y O U C H E A T E D O N Y O U R W I F E
A N D N E V E R C H E A T A G A I N
It's so poetic
True dat....
oh no to late you're already dead.
One thing you gotta respect is that it at least has a good moral
Soo.. I can still cheat on my girlfriend right
Nvm im a virgin
If you see a murder guy, run or he might get you
Words to live by
Kamakaze YT which story?
Kamakaze YT are you truly the author?
@Kamakaze YT Bitch, you wrote that crap? You couldn't have been serious, surely.
@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess everybody starts writing somewhere. And seeing as this is an older video, they probably wrote it a long time ago
@Kamakaze YT We've all made horrible stories before mate, no worries.
I'm gonna post my bad creepypasta I wrote when I was 8 somewhere lmao
24:00 "suicidal note"
Note! No! You have so much to live for!
EVERYBODY DO DA FLOP
Bianca Mayer note ception.
Bianca Mayer what would happen if you did
James A Clouder May notes soul rest in peace
"Noghtmares. Y'know Noghtmares, because we're in England apparently"
I can't stop laughing. I'm saying Noghtmares alot more now 😂
“Goddamn Sploicers.”
I think Hoodo's reaction to "haha" from the same story was funnier.
Gosh damm spoilas
8:52
"They believed it was something like Slenderman, but it behaved like a cold-blooded murderer."
So, still Slenderman?
More like a bootleg. To my knowledge, Slenderman just fucks with your head.
@@WarmLusamine Doesn't he take people?
@@phoogles189 he eats children
What does he do with them? Does he kill them? Take them to a sanctuary? It was always the ambiguity that made Slendy so fucking freaky. You could never tell what the hell it was doing or planning. But, it grew popular, ambiguous scenarios become senseless gore, the fright factor was lost.
@@WarmLusamine he impales their bodies on trees and seals their organs in ziplock bags
"he saw a six foot monster outside murdering someone and brushed it off and went to bed" xD
DjcinnabunZ I'm So Angry Rn...
Is he shaggy?
Me too
Out of all the places to kill someone, why here, and why in the middle of the night?!
r/MeIrl
“The author started to panic, even though a disco was not nearby”
This will forever be classic
THAT CARNIVAL CREEPYPASTA LITERALLY USED THE SONG THE GREATEST SHOW UNEARTHED BY CREATURE FEATURE
LIKE IT STRAIGHT UP STOLE THE LYRICS
Exactly!
THANK YOU I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE WOULD BRING THAT UP!
I KNOW IT BOTHERS ME SO MUCH
Lol That kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i genuinely thought he was being sarcastic but no, just straight up rip the lyrics out of a song
Being stabbed 37 times?
CAaaaaaaarrrllll.
THAT KILLS PEOPLE
Woah woah what no
Killing people is my least favorite thing to do
+Christian Fisher What happened to his hands?
+Yuki Izumiya his hands?
+KawaiiKitana Gamer His hands. Why are they missing?
Since someone hasn't written a Jeff the Killer story in which Jefferino manages a the budget of a camp full of homicidal tweens, I guess it is my duty to do it.
And then it ends with Jason chopping Jeff's head off
Oh then I guess it's MY job and purpose in life to make a fanfiction where he sword fights with Jane on a ship above a pool of smile dog while Slendy just stands in a he corner reading "Fiftee shads oof kneeves" and flipping pancakes while wearing a fluffy, pink apron.
You better answer the call of duty
+Vicente Parker
if you don't write this you're doing the entire internet a disservice
docs.google.com/document/d/1lm99BbDWevQx9jVzuPgIyJKclTblIieDjyNlGb5C-WE/edit?usp=sharing
It is done. And it's beautiful.
When He said
"He Stabbed her 37 times" I Immadiently screamed CARLLLLLLLLL
CatY8Bit
I had the worst day... your comment made it the best day.
CatY8Bit caaaaarl! That kills people!
Oh, I didn't know that.
CatY8Bit Same lol😄😂
CatY8Bit yes hell yes
Wait a goddamned minute... That carnival announcement is literally just the opening to "The Greatest Show Unearthed" by Creature Feature. The Heart Ripper? More like the Heart Rip Off!
Inspiration is fine,but fuck plagiarism
as a huge Creature Feature fan, it made me laugh so hard they put the first line of that song in their ''creepypasta'' for some reason. I almost immediately realized that as i heard it.
I laughed even more when they continued to put the song there even tho it's pointless and makes no sense
Oh my god…
OH SHIT IT IS!
i just realized now lmao, love that song
*YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, MARK*
King Jesteresus What a story, King Jesteresus
Ohai mark
It is bullshit I did not hit her i did naught
That's kinky
Nabuchodonosor McGalapàtràmanski no, your kinky lol
Dennis: So I broke up with her
Me: Okay
Dennis: And then she got on top of me trying to win me back
Me: Continue
Dennis: So I threw her off
Me: And then?
Dennis: I proceeded to stab her thirty seven times in the chest
Me: DEEEENNNNIIIIISSSSS!!! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
Dalek Unit 1963
But I thought that was your primary purpose in life...
...Hypocrite...
Yesss lamas with hats reference
I thought you would like the fact that she's dead. She is inferior to us.
"uH--wEll i DiDn'T KnOW ThAt"
@@th3rasave daleks don't randomly become llamas with hats characters (yes i know that this is a joke)
5:33 "I'm gonna kill you but first, let me sing you the song of my people" lol
Know de wey...
Know de wey...
Let us stand together knuckles clan
For Uganda we're coming strong,
To set our echidna tribe free...
Do you know the way?
Let us find the way my brothers.
We'll find de wey!
3
2
1
GO!
Non-stop brothers,
We must find de way
We need a queen that will show us where we must go
[...]
"His hair is dark black"
W h a t
How can it be "dark black" wouldn't it just be black °^°
Hetalia Took My Life- HTML Dark Black is extra edgy
isn't dark black a song?
its darker than black, to resemble the darkness of his soul lol
Dark black is a thing. Black is where you can still see darker figures or line art if it's art.
Dark black, or pitch black is when you can see nothing.
it could be one of those ultra black materials that are so dark that it's impossible to see the indents and such. only the outline.
Seriously, Am I the only one a bit disturbed about the seemingly hundreds of badly written stories with the following plot arch -
Unpopular 12 year old girl clearly meant to be the author
Something kinda shitty but mundane happens like they get bullied, but it somehow pushes them over the edge and they become OMG SURIAL KILLAR!!1!!
As a first order of business they always *brutally murder their whole family in fairly graphic detail*
Right outside their house as they leave is OMG JEFF THE KILLR!!
They instantly fall in love, and depart for a lifetime of murdering innocents together
I'm also disturbed. They also:
-Have a knife
-Kill their bully
-Go out into the woods
-Become super edgy
Don't forget their special power/appearance and the slenderman cameo.
It'd be more scary if a story was written about the authors of these pastas, which go on to try doing real life sacrifices for their fictional lover boy jeffy...but end up getting busted by the cops. the only reason the reader should be scared by the story's end is because the story would mention there are a near infinite number of the girls like that out there. that...would be a not so bad story.
+dleeg1229 Can I use that concept for a creepypasta?
By all means
Step 1: Open the door.
Step 2: Get on the floor.
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!
Step 5: Profit
Teh Joosh ohhhhh yeeesaaahhhhhhhhh
take a shot every time hoodohoodlum says guy
just wait until the number one story
The Pleased One or blood
The actor who dressed up as the number one guy died of cancer.
Ima do this with Pepsi.
We ran out of Pepsi.
Nobody:
Creepypasta villains:
*I HAVE SPECIAL EYES*
_HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD!_
Just some Karen with internet access KHIFE
@@gr4ve-desecr4tor knifes
Victim: And...?
Creepypasta "Killer": Well... Aren't you scared of me?
Victim: Not really... Why?
Creepypasta "Killer": How are you not scared of me...? I'm about to kill you, I look creepy, and I have creepy, mysterious eyes!
Victim: You wish.
Creepypasta "Killer": ...
Victim: Look, I don't give a damn about your "sPeCiAl" eyes! Also, if you're "about to kill me", then please just do it already... Just get it over with.
Creepypasta "Killer": Okay! STABBY STAB!
Victim: *A* **ded**
Look. Look with your special eyes!
"Uh, I can't. They're mutilated." XD
Im cringing along with Hoodlum every time when Jeff was mentioned.
At least the authors tried.
So am i
"She killed Dennis."
"BIGGER BOOOOOT"
Frisk Dreemur YES
Frisk Dreemur Spongebob?
Frisk??? What are you doing here?
"You cannot touch me, but I can"
Keep that to yourself, dude
-HELP THERE'S A BLACK MAN TOUCHING HIMSELF IN MY ROOM-
Paul Smith he’s TOUCHING himself while watching me!!!
Dangit. XD
@@nottherealpaulsmith I mean you don't have to censor that, if it's a genuine problem, then don't be afraid to tell someone that it makes you uncomfortable
Jeff the fish is more beautiful then the actual Jeff the killer
That_One_Potato_ GonOof yas totally
Probably a better story as well.
@@anntheman6374 no he iss mien angery emoji
i'd like to see a creepypasta on jeff the fish the killer!!!XD
I know right
"you cannot touch me but i can" WOAH THERE
*record scratch*
"And then alissa stabbed him 37 times in the chest"
Alissssssssssssaaaaaa! That kills people!
that reference tho ;)
*deep manly raspy voice* what? oh. i... did.. not. know that...
C'mon, 37 times isn't bad. Just stab 13 more times to be federal.
XD YOU MADE ME LOSE MY FACE
"What happend to his heart, Alissa?"
"What?"
"What happens to his heart!?"
"Oh I cooked it up and ate it"
hoodoos recent single "kill you at midnight" has hit the top 100
"Not noticing his eyes changing colours for a second"
Dear Author: Please try and look at your own eyes without a reflective surface. Let me know how that went.
"the city of Ohio"..? I wasn't aware the state I've lived in my whole life was a large city.
DarkMajick It's ok. England is my city.
Sister Fister Neptune is my closet
oh FUCK YOU ARE DEAD
england is MY city.
Yeah, now Ohio is beginning to assimilate Pennsylvania and Indiana
"the author started to panic, (even though there wasnt disco near by..)
HAHAHHA
GOTEEEM
_I don't wanna hear that!_ *_CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR!_*
I'm not as think as you drunk i just make highheels work
Cow Cat my lord
SOLAR SANDS FAN AND P!ATD FAN HELLO
Tabbed her 37 times in the chest? Denis! That kills people!
And why are his hands missing!?
+popcorn thief he ate them
CAAAAAAAARRRRLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE
Killing people is my least favorite thing to do.
So does that mean touchscreens are immortal
Since I didn't get to vote in the poll, Slendy has the more attractive face. I'd rather stare at a blank wall, watching paint dry, than look at Jeff's carved up mess of a smile
"But if you turn around, I'll be gone"
Bitch im laying in bed howdafug will i turn around are you squashed?
Lallch ღ
You can roll
Lol
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody do the dinosaur
MCCP: Red and blue eyes
Heartriptaker: Red and white eyes
Clockwork: Clock eye
Eyeless Jack:
XD
Eyes jack:no eyes
EyelessJack: Socket Eyes
lol
my profile has yellow pupils. Am I a creepypasta?
So I can't touch you but you can touch yourself...? You guys noticed that too right? It said "You can't touch me but I can."
mate that was the first thing that I noticed
this fucker is touching itself as it watches us
Shiny Smeargle Lol it's good to hear somebody who got dat joke. 😂😆🙊
that panic! at the disco joke made me laugh really hard
Same
"Remember, if you hear a scream... shhhhhh!"
"What kind of advice is that?!"
XD
7:15 That's from a song! The Greatest Show Unearthed!
Well I guess you have to get inspiration from somewhere
ye
There’s inspiration and then there’s ripping off the lyrics to try and make your shitty story “creepier”!
Bruh the second one sounds like Santa Claus. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows what you're doing, he's the fat guy who breaks into your house during the night, eats your food and carries a sack around.
In story three,
FOR FUCK SAKE WHY IS JEFF THE KILLER HER IDOL?
I MEAN, SLENDERMAN IS A WAY BETTER IDOL
SMILE DOG, FUCKING SMILE DOG IS A BETTER IDOL
Jesus christ-
Mr.flipp3r True..
harambe is a way better idol
harambe is a way better idol
Sam Webb Yep.
Smile Dog all the way. Jeff has become a trashy anime fuckboi.
Insufficient light followed by a picture of Light Yagami. Perfect. Death Note joke!
"You cannot touch me, but I can."
Ew, TMI dude.
COME DOWN AND TRY SOME CORN OR WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEW BORN AHHHHHHHHHHH
right
"The author started to panic [even though no disco nearby]" XD HAHAHAHAHAHA
Panic! At The Disco reference XD
I LOVE IT!!! you think the heart ripper has heard of closing the goddamn door?
I didnt notice the joke at first until i read this comment
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"He proceeded to stab her 37 times"
CAAAARRRLL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!💢
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Steallastarz Alpha CAAAAAAARL WHERE ARE HIS HANDS!
Katt Gaming OMG YASH
Steallastarz Alpha I want a hat now
Katt Gaming Same
'konnichiwa, watashi no namae wa Masuku No Nazu desu' *googles translates* 'Hello, my name is my name'
Blaze Striker GENIUS
"I never saw naruto on Netflix again"
maybe because it was taken off Netflix
EEYYY
This theory is IMPOSSIBLE GRRR
+Space Ninja dun dun duuun
Actually, naruto is now back on Netflix.
+John Doe THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS
"I was locked in the butler's underground classrooms!"
Eight words that make NO sense when you put them together!
Off all my history of anime, indie games & fanfiction, never have ever heard those eight words strung together like that.
SeveralCakes I first heard that and thought “what the hell is that?”
*sees something black*
OH NO! THE RIM OF THE COMUTER!
OH NO! THE RIM OF THE TELEVISION!
OH NO! MY SKATEBOARD!
illumi poptarts OH NO! MY TABLE!
OH NO! MY BARATONE CASE!
The Secondary oh no my porn history
OH NO! MY KEYBOARD!
OH NO! MY NINTENDO SWITCH!
Why do creepypasta characters always throw up when seeing a dead body? Does everyone have a full stomach of KFC chicken?
Moist Doritos
the answer is here
idk man
Lol
a potato
Wut
Moist Doritos
Hometown Buffet
WITNESS THIS
WITNESS *THAT*
Witness what else that rhymes with that
ImmortanRoger VALHALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Until you lose you're mind.
Phoenix Snilloc yeah what does Valhalla have to do with any of that? I know it’s in the song but why did they think “oh this will totally fit into the context of our little carnival thingy.”
Until you lose your minds...
Can feel... brain cells... slowly... dying...
Can't believe that bastard stole lyrics from Creature Feature's "The Greatest Show Unearthed". Just why?
SirSirupy so glad I'm not the only one that noticed
Lololol that was the first thing I thought!
I refuse to let a shittypasta ruin my #1 halloween jam.
Creature feature is freaking great.
Lazy perhaps?
roblocc has some rude people but it's nice
Can we call Jeff The Killer Edge The Killer?
Yes
or maybe emo the killer
Gordon Boxman Y E S
Grammar mistake the killer
Call him bad character
the quoting of creature feature i had a stroke
that is plagiarism child
Someone else got it!
oh god i know
Finally found a comment who knew it
16:55 Man literally took lyrics straight out of “The Greatest show Unearthed”, By Creature Feature.
Also that cover was fire.
I would called it more copy pasted then an reference they use like while textes than one sentence
jesus christ man this video gave me noightmares
..Good noight :3
TheMaskCollector ..Sleep toight
+Toreodere
Don't let the bedbugs boight
+Random Guy FOCKING ELL MAN
Just boight back!
IS THERE EVER ANY CREEPYPASTA THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER GO INSANE OR WHAT
Well, it makes sense... nobody sane murders anyone, and being locked up or chased by a killer or something can be VERY traumatizing. Crappypastas usually take it over-the-top though.
yes there is such as the harbinger experiment and mr wide mouth
Too Many Mattress Stores
It's people who understand what gothic horror is but have absolutely no idea what the fuck they're actually doing and how insanity and mental deteriation are actually used to create horror
Or Candle Cove (though maybe the twist reveals that the kids were insane)
"And Proceeded to stab Alyssa in the chest 37 times" DENNNIIIISSS THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!
XD why didn't I think of that?
she cooked it up and ate it
LuLuLucy I've seen comments like this a lot, but I must not be getting the reference... (If it IS a reference.) Could you explain? XD
Lucky the furry fox Oh, ok. Thanks! X3
CCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL
Slender has a better face because he has NONE
I can tell you what darkness isn't...
WHITE LIGHT
You know what? I'm going to write a satirical story about a guy who is driven insane by Jeff The Killer showing up in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CREEPYPASTA, and goes on a murderous rampage against creepypasta authors.
Dreigonix what is it called? I need to read this.
+grimm reapergaming58
I have not written it yet- I have a satirical _Touhou_ fanfic in the works right now- but when I do, I'll let you know.
Dreigonix I would pay to see that
+Kadence Jones-Richardson
Hey, Undertale is awesome. But what does that have to do with this?
I'm sure that the Jeff the killer fan girls rushed to vote Jeff
Ikr
Yep.
@@aboredgarchomp482 I found you again...😐
@@aboredgarchomp482 HOLY SHEET! I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE!
Also, two Creepypastas in one reply section
16:54 - 17:14
hmmm
I wonder if anyone else got that the author either stole or referenced Creature Feature :/
oh wait, there is more... jfc
Curt and Erik would not pleased.
🖐'-'
I was JUST gonna comment that! I'm so glad I wasn't the only one!
Marisa Pyav yup the author stole it. 😒
I have lots of pesky noghtmares and I see tons of shaddy figures
Are you in England?
o i n k
o i n k
When Hoodlum said, "let's get on with the video", I got an ad.😁
Oh sweet irony.
Carlos D Rodriguez It's fine really, I actually thought it was funny.
Let's get on with the ad.
I love that in Bonus #2 the gratuitous Japanese is so clearly just Google translate. Because Masuku is just Mask with an accent and Kamen (like in Kamen Rider) is the proper Japanese word for a mask.
Fluttershy, Undertale and The Room in just one moment
Simply awesome
And Shovel night and Death Note! dayum
I agree. I love all 3 of those things. :3
+Pistachio Gativideo He even worked in a reference to I Hate Everything with dem eyebrows!
Thomas Manley Adding that ingredient to the mix is kinda dangerous, though hehe
+Pistachio Gativideo I think it's rude... to The Room
"You cannot touch me, but I can." So, you touch yourself?
"COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO KEEP KILLING." xD
14:27 “Dennis had had enough and proceeded to stab Alyssa in the chest 37 times!”
*DENNIS THAT KILLS PEOPLE!*
Alyssa was probably a Jeff fan girl
Oh! Well, I didn't know that!
16:48
"Carnival of Dreams"
Are you sure it's not "Carnival of NOIGHTMARES!"
lol xD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH(no sarcasm)
noightmares! we're in England apparently!
HEY GUISE ME AM HAVE AN ORIGNAL CREPEPOOSA CHARACTER: It'a an angsty teen with dark hair and a hoooooodie with a knife and has no eyes one is a clock an da other is an magic eightball and is blue and am have the smoile carved in his mouth and he was punched one by the accident but is tard so he became killer an his nam es GEORGE DA BADURPDINURPFLURP!!!!!! Oooo 62 spoopy 64 me
Randomenderparty Studios 10/5 would bash own face in with a shovel again
Paul Smith thanks lol
Yeah I love it bro
NOW IT'S TIME TO MAKE AN EVEN CRAPPIER SEQUEL AND A LOVE STORY VERSION! George carved bob from bobs burgerz on hims bums. Den he got his noit lit an bashd sumblubbys nose wit it. He den delivers his cashfwaze. "Buy my mixtape!" Den he maks out wit swendrmin an jeep. He meets a gurrrl wif a blueish purplish reddish orangish bikini an a hockey mask an her nam was janet da badurpnerpflurp an he twied to stub her an deliver his trademark catfras "Melts in ur mouth not in ur hans bcas u gattta cash um all!!!" So den she doges it and so but he dilvers hims tradmarp cashfwaiz "Who is you gonna cull?" Den dey mak owt!
Randomenderparty Studios
The hell
:Plays lavender town music extremely loud: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
Who else laughed at the dancing shark part?
if all the creepypasta characters were real, there would be no more parents
Jeff is 🙃🔪
+Zombie Girl999 you know what else is real? Bullets
+TheUndeadGamer lol 🌚🔪
True. I'd probably just have to use a bow (I can shoot one, but not well) after training longer if they were real. My friends can also beat the crap out of others too, but they don't do it.
@Air Tempest but creepypasta characters are overpowered.
What a story Mark.
Bonus 2: I don't feel very scared. I just feel good that there's someone watching my back so that i don't die. "You cannot feel me, you cannot touch me, but i can touch you." Alright, now i just feel violated. "I will kill anyone on the street." Alright, cool, because the only people that would be roaming around at night are probably robbers.
"I will enjoy your screams~" That's okay with me, because i enjoy salami, and in my opinion that's pretty morbid in its own way.
Kesilis Ultar If this thing enjoys screams, then why doesn't it just chill out at amusement parks?
Yeah, probably should do that, actually...
Stabbed her 37 times in the chest.
DEEENNNIIIISSS that kills people!
"If you see a murder guy, run or he might get you."
True words. So wise. Wow.
16:53
Uh
That's a Creature Feature song...
The person who wrote the "creepypasta" didn't even write the announcement.
I love Creature Feature and that song so you can imagine my pain
PolarOddness I feel your pain ;-;
"I am right behind you"
Are you in my bathroom or inside my wall?
Maeficia I AM THE WALL. :0
Maeficia I AM THE BATHROOM :0
Maeficia I AM YOU :0
both
Maeficia yes
lol about the one with the Dark Carnival, "She started Panicing! Even though a Disco wasnt around" If u guys get this u are amazing
I write sins not tragedies lol
i love the panic at the disco reference
+CosmicToastPug lol panic at the disco
Sammeee 😂😂
She panicked, even though a disco isn't around!
"At midnight-"
I'm gonna stop you right there. *checks time*
... It's 3:36 am. You're a little late, buddy.
MCCP made with Cutting-EDGE technology
And also "oh no, too late, YOU ARE(not your)ALREADY DEAD" is this a motherfucking Fist of the North Star reference?
"he was stiff and limp in my arms"
This dries my brain out to the point it's positively soaking.
What if your wife cheats on you
A casual Tuesday.
she gets thrown into the stratosphere
under 301 club ladies
same here
same here
+MichaelLeroi Welcome, Jacob! Sit down, make yourself at home!
can I join?
Woo, pasta party.
that-
that heart ripper pasta-
it referenced a SONG
oh my g o d
the song is called "The Greatest Show Unearthed". it's not half bad, honestly. give it a listen!
but why...why in a creepypasta?
it wasn't even referenced it was straightup copied word for word
This should have been titled “ 60% Jeff the killer fan fictions”
She started to panic even though they weren't near a disco!
I'm deaaaad
I hadn't even finished the video 😂
BRUUUUUH NUMBER 7 I HEAR SANS SONG 😂😂😂 I have died again
OMG I know
XD